Me cuddling my Sloppy Joe The Lizard on our deathbed, after a long and fulfilling marriage: Are you, like, into me... or is this a friendship thing?

I think so

Omg that's so adorable to me

I read this comment before I saw the video and I was really confused. I should stop reading the comments in the beginning of a a vid ;P

ah yes the good ol wlw 'are we dating or just good friends'

My favorite part about the series was the fact that he named the baby Chris Phucker.

Me too! 🤣

it’s been that long since we’ve seen the baby that we forgot it’s name

@Hamster Pile 🤣👍👍

Same ahahhaha

Lmaoooo i laughed so hard

I could not stop laughing -

@@livvyyyyyyyyyyy I LOVE YOUR PFP!!💖💖

@@catra8127 I love yours too! Mine was adora but I changed it to Amity lol

@xam bottomtext is ur pfp min??

Same dude 😔

we were robbed

ME TOO

@@pokaay3163 of our diamonds

We had to pay 20 diamonds to unlock that scene :(

*we are bisexuals in a lesbian relationship*

@@kurti.cy. THE LEGEND IS HERE

i thought they were american

@@kurti.cy. honestly same kurtissssss

@@kurti.cy. omgod it’s kurtissssss! i’m so star struck rn

Im living for it

I had to pause 🖐🏽😭

We cancelled him one too many times

ikr im not sure i want it anymore

@1 1 i know i...im sorry i shouldnt complain

Omg I love your pfp😼

tbh, yeah :/

These vibes be sinister yo

UKposts has bots that dislike videos- no one actually is that sinister

Another miraculous fan that also likes Kurtis Conner.. HELLOOOOO

first reply lol

Second reply llooll

@@cry_baby_bitch8397 third reply 👁👁

@BARK 5th reply

@@gray.2081 6th reply

i have found a cody fern pfp on something besides tiktok, my life is now complete

@@luci.ana777 i wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't said that so thanks for making my day omg

I mean tbf he was a viner so it's to be expected he's tiktok material like what

I just watched the number of likes go up on your comment without refreshing the page. What the actual hell?

plss thats my only wish

"I ask you to keep an eye on my girl, and you end up dating me instead?!?"

@@genericname2747 it’s a rookie mistake

i did too i was so confused

@@genericname2747 it happens often

OMG yess me too!!

man my love life was a mess in 4th grade.

me (aro) now

Same but now I'm aroace lol

This story was trash.

​@@lordgrimixb judging by how Tony acts, he probably forced himself to drive

I'm super late to this lol but this story is full of plot holes. When the babies go into teething mode they say "that's what broke last years class" but at the beginning of the story they said that they've been using sacks of flour in previous years and that this year they were upgrading to the robot babies

​@@SuzER08 crying sacks of flour

​@@louisecram2616teething sacks of flour. a terrifying concept

He doesn't want to be cancelled again lol

🤣🤣🤣 right?

those eyes are nothing but a cry for help

who says we aren't?

we are.

mork

I didn’t wanna take care of him he’s boring

@@kurti.cy. hey kurtissssss

@@kurti.cy. hey gurl

@@byulharangforlife saiki???

If that's actually why I would be so upset

I hate that I can’t tell if this is a joke or not 💀

HELP I STILL DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS A JOKE

@@eminasljivo9241 i need answers sobs

it's a joke guys

I’m actually bisexual

@@kurti.cy. xhsjdBgdbhdb PLEASEEE

@@kurti.cy. I knew it!

@@kurti.cy. AHALNSKSJDJD

@@kurti.cy. True bisexual representative right here

PLS SAME

BYEE ME TOO XHFVJHXF

Me praying for Kurtis to drop it. 👁️ 👁️ 👄 🤲

FR I WAS SO DISAPPOINTED

glad I wasn't the only one

GENIUS!!!!!!!!

@@TUMunich GET KURTIS TO SEE THIS!

👏 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋

same! I couldn't stop laughing lol

I haven't laughed like this in a while lmao😂

LMAO

Wouldve been good clickbait

@@grayemn1409 rip :(

why?

alright bet

He was like: kill me, I don't care anymore

No lie i couldn't believe it either 20 diamonds to learn they broke up Wack

I WAS LOOKING FOR COMMENTS TALKING ABOUT THIS LMFAOOJ

Good point actually

Wait hold up the ages don't make sense at all then... But I'm not gonna think too hard about it because the entire story was dumb as shit

Suspension of disbelief is much

What I don't get is why the accident had to be so long ago???? Like just make it one year before instead of three and SO many problems with the timeline are solved

Sure, but she probably assumed she’d chosen to drive so Tony wouldn’t have to go drunk and put them in danger. Also all the reports said she was the one driving.

That was exactly my thought

*good for her..*

That would actually make an interesting twist

And Tony is just recolored Spencer

The creator will make a sequel dedicated to the new girl and Tony finding out they are twins separated at birth

I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS IDK WHY BVBJKL

Uhm I can't see the emoji because I have an older android ver lol can someone pls tell me what it is?

@@user-pc2yh6oy7h angry face

@@user-pc2yh6oy7h angry face with the symbols over it :)

Lol 😂

pls imagine submitting episode animation 😭

i barfed when i saw that part- the CRINGE

Thing is they're not even milennials

kurtis himself is a millennial 😭😭🤣

@@sashhhaa4874 you know it’s bad when even a millennial cringes at that 😭

ikr i looked at it am knew what they were up too lol

exactly omg

much to robert pattinson’s dismay

frrrr😭

The other one said Edward lol

LMAOOOOOO

ikr like wtf was that 😭

i’m like so confused ?? 💀😭

@@neophantomm thats like..just too smart for the majority of us. were too dumb for that, but ITS THE LITERALL CIRCLE OF LIFE!!1!1!!1!

RIGHT AND WHAT WAS THE DEJA VU THING

NO BECAUSE SAME

@Untitled Title Episode 2: Spencer comes out

Same lmao

OMG saame!

Ikr I’m so disappointed ✋

Yeah has anyone EVER had a teacher/professor who was about to give a D, but with some convincing/make-up homework/revisions, they decided to move the grade up not to a C but a goddamn A??

Ngl a personal hall would sound epic

kurtis and danny are both now official gamers, now we just need drew

kurtis has been streaming games on twitch for a while now actually

KDHSHVEVR YES

@@lunarqi yes it’s a joke

@@lunarqi I feel you i often have trouble recognizing jokes.

*phucking

@@user-oj7np2ej1z ?

Lmao, nice.

The girls are wristling!!!

I- The exit's that way please

I hate you-

LMFAOOO

*get out*

I said to put it under a pillow 😭

i said to just blast music to drown it out

#neverforget

what vid did he miss it in

Happy days

OoooF

LMAOAOAOA

Yeah I've watched this series twice and I have no fucking clue what the story is. All ik is that is kurtissss has a girlfriend and they kiss Alot

They got their memory back because the memory slowly came back over time.

@@Hauntaku ah ok

Kurtistown is its own continent, far, far away from society 😌

So sad... :((

😣✊

CRIES

In loving memory of chris phucker

Does that mean Kurtis town is going to be a ghost town?

Well I didn’t appreciate the public humiliation but I’m glad you found entertainment in it-

mmm yes, because you too tell people to scream out "epic chungus moment" out loud in a limo, I can agree that it is very relatable :)

KURTISSSSSSSSSSS

fr

True but... but... true :(

Everytime Leah talks to Kurtis: “No, I don’t think we should be together, I keep messing things up.” Kurtis: *excuse me ?*

@@microlunchbox2657 YES! so toxic 😪

I’m crying now 😔 So deep

we're sucking away all his greetings

Me duh

@@kurti.cy. not all heroes wear capes, some have fake children named chris phucker 😌😫🙌

@@sporecast6833 parasite mode: activated😎

hotel: trivago

Vibes: sinister is the perfect bio

YES!!! 🤣👍👍💜

Simple solution is to make him Leah's indoor boyfriend and her Leah's outdoor girlfriend

Well why would I want to fail too, bruh if one of us failing _we both failing,_ if one of us is passing *we both passing* There’s no exceptions

@@kurti.cy. kurtissss omg im a huge fan

Idk that’s kinda *strange*

@@kurti.cy. yeah a little bit *odd*

@@Leah-ne2dk Yeah, wanna go punch cars tho?

Maybe I'm looking too far into it but I think it might be because lesbian is often treated as a dirty word that should never be said. Even in lesbian positive media, they don't say the word 'lesbian.' steven universe for example was trail-blazing in the world of lgbtq representation not only in cartoons but just in general, and never once did they say "lesbian," "gay," or any lgbtq words despite the fact that they had multiple lesbian couples on screen, and even a lesbian wedding. Kurtis is obviously an lgbtq supporter, but we've been taught to believe that doesn't always include the word "lesbian" or any lgbtq word. To see him say that so freely, without the subtle implication that lesbian is a dirty word, is breaking a boundary. We don't get to hear people say lesbian very often. It feels good to see someone we respect acknowledge us even in such an insignificant way. Like I said I'm probably looking too far into this 🤣

@@koolkat-hq5xc omg no you’re totally right!!!

Damn guess I won’t have a voice anymore

@@kurti.cy. Holy shit, its Kurtissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss?

yeah its really unfortunate

*why would you miss me I’m right here*

@@kurti.cy. omg queen i loved u on episode

LMFAOOOO I WAS JUST HERE TO COMMENT THat He’s loosing his sanity with every extra greeting

Kurtis can totally stop the extra greeting if he's over it he just gotta make something else up for his subs

I need ALMAB merch

Yes pls

YES!!!

big Mrs Officer vibes

YES PLEASE

wow, it was a slow-moving liquid??

@@leeblock9573 Considering how time-consuming it can be to sludge through Episodes while trying to get all the diamonds you need for the better story options...viscous kind of fits, lol.

I love using you guys for diamonds

@@leeblock9573 vicious* I didn’t even realize

I'd do the same thing 😂😂😂

maybe the episode writers hoped you forgot?

I think it was implied that Kurtissss went with Tony to the party? She just didn't drink anything.

@Ghosties Hosties Damn, I didn't catch that. It'd makes sense if she went with him, but now it doesn't.

Maybe she didnt know or he somehow conviced/ forced her to let him drive

Lol well I mean since she has been 17 through most this 'story' she was 14 when she drove to the party. So that's......a thing.

agree, but apparently kurtissssssssss can't seem to catch wind of those signs

Leah every episode: Idk if we should date, I'm so horrible for you :( Never mind, let's make out

What if he doesn't want to be an indoor boyfriend anymore

@@demetrisloukas8586 to bad

HAHAHAH I-

Skchskcks why did I read 'indoor' as 'inner'

@@demetrisloukas8586 it'll give him plenty of time to get better at his shit singing that's for sure

unrelated but akane is so cute, good choice for pfp

It’s actually been a year, my dude left me on paused for months

@@kurti.cy. kurtissssss

IKR AND I FEEL LIKE IT WASNT A WASTE OF TIME

*a year*

that what i was wondering

because of tony yk he didn't return her calls hahaha

probably because of tony?

I mean, I do that.

@@pigeon8278 your profile picture is 🤌

So many likes, but no reply? Bruh

My brain during math tests are generally filled with everything except the test

Is your PFP a Command Beacon? Just asking

@@scettico... yes

An embarrassing amount of money.

I don't know if it's true, but I saw a comment saying it was 27

@@thedemonunderyourbed6772 27 whole money?! 😱

I’ve played an episode story before and used diamonds and it ended up being like $60 total (I am not proud of that) and I didn’t even select all the Diamond choices. Kurtis did the majority of them so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was much higher than that😭

It was all worth it for the epic chungus moment

also if it was 3 years before the story starts everyone would be 14??? she let a drunk 14 year old drive???

Need a sloppy joe the lizard in my life 😔

@@koiyei Me too 😔

@@ashleypisarts “Will you be the sloppy joe to my lizard?” 🥺💕

leah’s car won’t 😬

He even said eh this video

Out

Me a Canadian: Not all Canadians do tha-( me rembers all the times I've said eh and sorry)uhhhhhh i mean i dont do the about

Or house

I didn’t know that until I heard the “about”s and I was like ‘oh wait that’s not American lol

this should be the top comment ^

@ZoraZ P Hahhahhahhah

@Devin Ians me neither

It hits different when your name is leah

Lmao

No idea, but this "Episode" story loves that sound effect

Hey you have to be nice to him, it’s The Law

@@happyputrefaction8293 Shit I better run before they send me to Kurtisjail✋🙄

@@happyputrefaction8293 i think that was a pretty nice thing to say

Lol

that’s me as well

Yes

the final: episode

What was it before? Because now it is.

@@peytonthompson1193 *Episode: The grand finale

i think he read your comment

I’m still here ya know

HAHAHAHAHA

this is it this is THE comment

word😭

As a lesbian who can do almost nothing and definitely none of what this comment pointed out, I agree.

i need to find some more interesting subjects... *stalks a random theater kid*