... Can we take rides on Cranky even if we're already subscribed? Like, is there a line, are the rides free or is he willing to take chicken nuggets as payment?

Matt, you absolute fool. You oughta know by now that we are all doing both as fast as we can.

Just to be safe I created another account and subscribed just to avoid any potential issues.

Don't you threaten me with a good time. Either way.

But I want to ride cranky, subbed already. Sorry, but I'll be measuring him for boots.

When Texas hosted its State Championship football games in Houston in 2015, the local newspaper compared the distance where each team was coming from to the distance of European countries.

Did you mean Amarillo (in the panhandle) instead of Abilene (west central Texas)?

​@Kim Sadler as someone from Lubbock I'd agree that Abeline isn't the panhandle

@@DevinMoorhead I lived in Abilene for 24 years. Moved out of state and still miss Texas.

@@Naturesong56 it's beautiful just off the caprock

And the knowing of their kin- folk

It ain't just over there in MS, half my family in AL and GA are the same way.

Biedenharn Coca-Cola Museum 1894, Coca-Cola was first bottled for consumers 🎉

Vicksburg, Mississippi, Red Carpet City of the South, home to the Miss Mississippi Pageant, with 4 Miss America Titles

Me too🤣

I can understand most Cajun as it really isnt that different from the Kentucky hillbilly speech my dad spoke.

Yeah Wasn’t hard to understand him . I have known folks around here sound like that just a little wound up is all.

How? It sounded like straight gibberish.

@@JanelleGodwin-zl8li It's quite simple, just live in louisiana for about 2 months, and you'll understand

Fellow Virginian born and raised! I used to go up to DC to buy weed and psilocybin mushrooms and that's probably the only good thing I can say about the District of Columbia

DC now has recreational cannabis sales for every tourist. Being from Rocky Mount Virginia we considered the Mason Dixon line was just North of Charlottesville. In Rocky Mount to be local it took a couple of generations that is if you're not too uppity, then it may take 5 generations.

⁠​⁠@@randystone4903you need to rethink that. As a representative of Madison county, we are north of Charlottesville and would like to annex them to NoVa. I’m sure Greene, Orange, and Culpeper would too. Cville is a sh!thole.

Hi fellow Virginian I’m also a representative And the dc thing is totally accurate idk if anyone’s heard The song Rich men north of Richmond

Shup up, border state, you're basically 50% Yankee. Take DC out of your economy and you're basically Mississippi without the seasoning.

And he dressed like most people here

As a Virginian, I was just happy to be included in a video about the South

I'm from Virginia, living in Florida now. I expected the usual: head on up 95, see the sign for Dumfries, y'all are purt near there. But it gets weird the closer you git. Are you sure that's where you wanna go? Why? Well Bless your heart, y'all take care now.👋 But that's just my directions.🤣 👵☮️🖖 Have a blessed day now.

@@TintagelEmrysright!? I was pleasantly surprised.

In reality, you would probably get directions to a moonshine distiller way out in the mountains instead.

Exactly. Quick story: When I was in college, I had a class with a girl from CA. One day, she made the mistake of saying "well, THIS is how we do it in California (can't remember what we were talking about, but she was implying that the CA way was the correct one)." It was followed by a room full of eyerolls, and the professor - I repeat, PROFESSOR - said "well, why don't you pack your shit and take your happy ass back there." She learned a lesson that day. When you move to TN, you never, EVER, begin a sentence with "well, where *I* come from..."

Fellow Tennesseean here, I feel the same way. I live in Knoxville, so I’m not as annoyed if someone moves to Nashville, but I just don’t want them to go any further east.

Hat's Off to this man for correctly representing how we feel as Members of the Volunteer State ! LOL

Tennessean here, nailed it, absolutely nailed it

Consider yourself blessed, all ours in South Carolina are from up north. Two thirds of my class at the University of South Carolina were from the north. Of course, most people from South Carolina can't get in the University of South Carolina business school, but I don't think they should all be from up north, or foreigners. Stay strong.

Moving to NC from Washington state next week for the better year round weather, option of lakes, the ocean, and mountains, and for the job opportunities in my field. I also have some family on that side of the country. What do you think of North Carolina? Will I like it? I’m excited but also nervous to move out of my hometown

I hope you like spring. Because it’s the growing season in NC year round… there are orange cones and barrels growing everywhere.

Except in the actual spring when the pine pollen turns the state yellow.

​@@goheat007I've in Charlotte for 5 years and I can tell you it'll be great.

And orange vests only half the time. For speed enforcement reasons (never read the boy who cried wolf. 1 NC Politician)

As a Mississippi resident, we humbly await your return (We enjoyed having you)

You should try diving in Alaska. :D

You're not wrong!

Tennessee counts if you happen to be going east/west. We went from East Tennessee to Oklahoma and the halfway point was in Tennessee.

Same. Even more confusing are all the places with towns touching each other. If there ain't at least two rest stops between them, can you really call it a seperate city?

As a Californian, I have the same sort of mindset.

@@parkivich if you're talking about around downtown Orlando or Tampa, I agree with you. Try navigating I295 at the Buckman bridge or the I10/95 interchange. True story.

I know at least 4-5 ways to get somewhere that don't cost tolls. and they're all back roads.

​@@lelandconner3337 Malfunction Junction

@@parkivich I always feel like I'm getting ready for the start of shuttle launch whenever I hop on I-4. "Alright, passed the toll, heading into the loop. Getting ready to merge in 3... 2... 1... vvvvrrrRRRRRMMMM!" Cause if you don't step on the accelerator somebody going 5 times the speed of sound is gonna slam you like a pancake.

@@brianhall4182 same thing on I75. I hate driving on it! Who needs to go to a Daytona race when you can just drive on the fricken interstate. 😮

I lived in Lake Charles for a little while and I loved it! One of my favorite places I lived. Even though I couldn’t understand a lot of ppl, they were always friendly! And I loved the drive thru mixed drink tiki huts. Never saw those anywhere but LA.

Hello cousin from central louisiana. It's just easier to take people to their destination and Yes, we're stopping for boudin.

You guys actually understood that?? LMAO

I live in New Orleans and I don’t understand anything anyone says in the rural parts west of Baton Rouge, and I’ve lived in the south my whole life. I even had family that lived up in Morehouse Parish, far up in North Louisiana, and their accent is straight Southern up there. I understand that just fine. The folks that talk with that Cajun influence though are truly speaking a different language, even when they’re not speaking a different language.

I actually understood the last third of that! I’ve lived with a man who has chaw in his bottom lip for most his awake time and has a bad MS accent anyway plus is quiiiiiiet. I can understand him now about 75% of the time, so the LA guy was fun once I realized he wasn’t gonna talk so he was intelligible. LOL

I, sadly, did not.. Can you please transcribe it?

My grandfather’s side of the family are Cajun and his Louisiana directions made me laugh so hard

@@mochimochi7669 It became an accurate imitation the second he mentioned boudin 😆

Southeast Louisiana here, as in Texas. I understood every word as well, but Texas...I am convinced they just make shit up here! Nothing is pronounced the way it is spelled. At least in Louisiana, we can blame it on the French, but not so much in Texas.

@@orp8428 if you're referring to towns, then yep, that's definately true. Some examples: Buda, Manchaka, Blanco, Bexar (yes ik it's a county). It's ridiculous 😆

Then PLEASE tell me what Dr. John was saying in the live version of Iko Iko. I mean the English parts. Please.

Ain't nothing like a coonass trying to tell you something to question the English language

I'm from Tennessee and I got about half. But I used to watch Justin Wilson's cooking show. He told great stories and boy could he cook!

Born and raised in Louisiana and he wasn't saying anything, he was imitating the dude from Waterboy 😂 we don't talk like that... unless you go real deep in the bayous But, he did say in the middle "you see that alligator you gone jump right over him. Move on over I'll take yall there"

@@sheilab15 omg he was the best!!!!!

As a former Quarter Horse cuttin' horse owner / competitor here living in Illinois - the late great Buster Welch is still & always be my inspiration ! ( my best cuttin' mare was Southern so hope maybe I'm a little bit Southern by that connection ? )

At this point just direct them to a Walgreens which is either near or at where they are going

I agree! Although, we usually pull out a napkin and draw an equally confusing map cause we’re a visual folk. Friendly too…

Lol. When I moved to Southern MO ( and , yes, it's the south) I was so frustrated by " where the furniture store used to be". That was 30+ years ago. We're civilized now. Unfortunately.

@@YSLRD Most sources I found call Missouri the MidWest

​@@badelementofstyle5238 Significant parts of Missouri are Midwestern but they are known for BBQ and SEC football, so they are getting absorbed by the South. If you meet a native who says Missouree, they are the Midwestern variety, while the Missourah ones are Southern

BAHAHAHA ITS ACTUALLY *REAL*?!!! That’s soooo much better!

😂😂😂😂😂 omg now that's hilarious

Same 😂😂

Oh goodness, that's hilarious. I live in SC, too, but I don't take the interstate enough to know that.

Don't tell them how nice we really are, they'll want to come here.

Ditto! Subscribed!

Idk as a native Floridian I don't remember hearing anything like that, though most of the time I just ride with someone else anyway. Not to mention my mom is a native Midwesterner (born in Indiana but raised in Illinois)

Lived in Florida half my life and Georgia the other half. Oh man I wish we could send the NYC transplants back to where they came from

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I live in NW GA, 15-20 mins from TN line and I can confirm this is how directions are given 🤣 I try to avoid Atlanta bc of Peachtree everything!

​@@renaesmith687Traffic is horrible too

​@@renaesmith687 Who would want to travel ITP anymore.

Is farmer Tucker like the Texaco Mike of Georgia?

So like Austin and Texas!

@@j.martin5504 Austin is like the Vatican City for Texas. They think they're Texans but they ain't

@@yourregulartexan1113 Spot on friend. Social cancer hit Austin years ago and it is slowly spreading. I am 61 and Texas born and raised. I hope I have time to die before Texas falls to the cancer. To find real Texas, you have to get out of the major 'urban' areas and go out into the rural land. Good percent of the 'transplants' crowd into the urban areas (big cities) -- to be in Texas does not make you a Texan. You have to live it, breath it and think it and these transplants will never reach that level. Only home grown have it down.

@@j.martin5504 or Huntsville and Alabama, or Miami and Florida, or Tupelo and...no, that one checks out

@@reesaserik3759 Better enjoy it before the axe falls. I'm up near Dallas, and about your age. Austin has developed a collective psychosis. (Hardly anybody in Austin is from around here anyway. Can't they just move to Seattle? It'd be PERFECT for them, they're gonna LOVE it.) People are pourin' in here looking for affordable housing (which, now, it ISN'T), no state income tax, and a balanced state budget (won't stay that way), and I think our schools are okay. ("We just have to change a fewww things, 'kay?! ;> Like, you CAN'T tell my son that no amount of surgery and lipstick will give him two X chromosomes, a uterus and ovaries, capable of birth! That's not teaching factual information, it's HATE-SPEECH!") People, at least in Austin, moved away from the fallout of failed experiments and collapsing social structures, but they seem to have dragged some of the broken, demonstrably destructive ideas along for the ride. Now, they want to put their toxic old millstones around OUR necks. I feel like some people want to punish Texas for being successful - and maybe, because we've been conservative thus far, and it's WORKED. So, they'll flood the state, scream so loudly that the voices of reason will be drowned out, then proceed to make us everything that they wanted to escape from. For anyone who wants to call me a "hater", do you truly ADMIRE the surging violent crime and homelessness in Seattle? Do you truly love San Francisco's defecation-stained sidewalks littered with addicts overdosing in shanties? Tell me, what have those situations improved or produced? Is that what anyone hopes that their child will someday have?

You must not be from the Panhandle. We have to use either Hwy 98 or I-10. Need to Evac for a hurricane? Better leave the day before they tell you to leave.

I did!! Grandpa was from Jennerette, LA. I was born in Savannah, GA but raised most of my life in TN

I mostly grew up on the West Coast but a lot of my family is from Southeast Texas, so that's probably why I had no trouble understanding it.

teywutscootoballtakeyadeah!!

Yep. Have family from the Monroe area. 👍🏽

Had family in Grosse Tete. I'm from South Dakota and can't understand much, but their kindness always shines through.

It's only about 4 hrs. Not too bad 😂

@@pugsabi I was going to say that, it’s only 4 hours!

That’s a day trip for lunch.

It depends on what time you hit Austin and for the last couple of years it takes an hour to get through Waco thanks to construction. So 4 to 8 hours.

​@@texasforever7887 if you go through Austin to get to San Antonio, you aren't doing it right

Avoid tolls by taking back roads, my brother has a master degree in back road shortcuts lol least in Florida😂

Pennsylvania looking at the other two: Oh you have no idea

FL has 734-ish miles of toll roads, the most in the US , so here’s your beer back 🙃

@@kaelanmcalpine2011 Yet we still have the worst roads ever.

HA. Have you driven in South Carolina? I don't know what they spend their money on but its not Highway maintenance.

Live South of Louisville and we all give directions based on the unique gas station names that aren't official since the bigger companies bought em all up. So in a way yeah we do the same here lol

Wait... So y'all don't give directions based on where your own relatives lived 30 years ago??

Florida too

West Virginia, too.

@@nikkimcdonald4562 that could be East Kentucky, lol.

I hope they don't treat me like that! I'm hoping to move there in the fall.

From Kentucky, yes you are correct about Cincinnati

I’ve gotten scared sh*tless getting lost down too many hollers. Unfortunately sometimes work takes me down too many unfamiliar hollers.

@@dizzysdoings depends on where you move. If it’s in the city your fine. Unless it’s Louisville. Then it could go either way depending what area you go to. If it’s in the hills. Make sure you go in the day and make sure you know what drive way is the one you want to be on.

@@dredennis113 have no desire to be in or even near a city! And, I don't go out much at night.

Is it weird I don't need that translated.

@@Denozo88 🤣 Right!! Completely clear and concise 😅

Everything seems fine to me

It felt like that is more Southern Louisiana and not Northern Louisiana.

@vtaylor21 true, up north ya get more of that country drawl...at least the family I have up there 🤷‍♂️ I'm in cajun country lol

I was disappointed that no mention was made of the Big Chicken. Oh, and the day that I turned 16 and got my license, I had to drive my dad from Lilburn to the liquor store on Roswell Road in afternoon traffic. (Gwinnett was dry at the time)

Ikr! They don't get it because of how things are portrayed in movies and on TV. I have heard from folks overseas that all they know about the USA is places like NYC, or the wild west and cowboys, lol. I have an uncle who came here from Thailand as a young man, and he totally believed that the whole USA was just like wild west and cowboys everywhere. To this day, he has cows and horses and believes that is the way to "be American". He is all about anything that he thinks is the American way, and for him, that's cows, horses, and rodeo, lol. But i will say, he loves this country and appreciates it more than most who were born here. He's a good guy.

@@crystalparker2542 LOL, bless him I bet he's a hoot!!! If he loves and respects our country then he's alright by this Texans standards! We have so many ungrateful half-wits and a lot are moving here to Texas from terrible states! I just wished we could switch them out for those that would come here and respect what a privilege it is to live here, people like your uncle!

Satan doesn't dare come here in August.

I've always said that we need to focus on making those changes up north. But yeah, alot of the south and Midwest just too spread out. I'd say you guys would get more out of rail. But yeah unless they intend to make cities into huge shaded areas with massive mirrors like some 1980s Sci fi stuff

Right now in Fort Worth it is 105 degrees (40 celsius) and has been for weeks. I barely walk to my truck.

Lol.

Remind me to never get lost down South. My mother gives out directions this way. Whenever I need to get somewhere, she'll tell me the names of every other store near it, or near where I need to turn off, and I have to tell her again and again that I don't pay attention to what's on the sides of the road when I'm driving, so if I've never gone _to_ a particular establishment, I could've driven past it 100 times and it'll still be useless to me as a landmark because I have no clue where that is.

is Oklahoma a southern state, i have always seen Oklahoma more of a midwestern state ,i consider a southern state part of the confederacy my humble opinion

​@arky5610 by that logic, Oklahoma would be a southern state then. Really though, neither OK nor TX is southern. They're in the Southwest. The easiest way to tell if you're in the Southwest is if you can find a good TexMex restaurant.

@@arky5610Indian Territory (Oklahoma) was a Confederate territory. All of the 5 civilized tribes aligned with the Confederacy and the last Confederate general to surrender to the Union was Oklahoma Cherokee, Stand Watie. The tribes lost a large portion of their land during reconstruction because of their belonging to the Confederacy and that land was opened up to white settlers, most coming from Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Texas, Arkansas, etc. Thus furthering the Southern ways and culture in the area. Besides that, the Confederacy doesn’t define the entire South. Kentucky and Missouri were officially Union but are very Southern. There is absolutely nothing Midwest about Oklahoma, unless of course you consider Texas and Arkansas to be the Midwest. Oklahoma sits smack dab between both of those states and is below the Mason Dixon line, in line with Arkansas, Tennessee, and North Carolina. We have alligators and swamps in southeast Oklahoma. Nothing Midwestern about that. 😂

Being humble is a true Southern trait but this “I’m just so glad to be included” stuff needs to go. Oklahomans take being humble to the extreme. Stand up and be proud.

As lifer on Miss. I can agree whole heartily. Tennessee is spot on also.

How long does it take to say goodbye? I mean from the first 'wr gotta get going' to actually pulling away in the car?

If you're lucky it'll only take an hour to say bye in Mississippi

I explained to someone the other day about refusal/acceptance etiquette; you should politely refuse twice so that you aren't seen as "taking advantage" of someone's hospitality, but then you MUST accept on the third offer or you insult your host.

Mane always like that in wiggins

You want Peachtree NE, now that road goes southwest, and then becomes Peachtree N

😮😂😂

I hate that shit

Oh, man. I thought they only did that in Denver. #LordHelp

Ain't that the DAMN Truth!

I’m from Mississippi and can say your telling the truth. She is such a sweet lady.

But did ya ever know grandpa Stephens over in Mendenhall?

@@DChrls Home of the sweetest Miss Mississippi I ever met!

@@DChrls Yes sir. He was a great guy.

@@TheGoffense8120 ~ What do you mean WAS! I just saw him yesterday, at the Sunflower..

Not every day I see Longview mentioned. Sorry you had to go there.

Cumberland Gap VA is closer to St. Louis than it is to Virginia Beach.

No way! I had to look this up. Longview to Lubbock is indeed about 7 hours. But Longview to Chicago is about 13 and a quarter hours.

@@TomHoffman-uw7pf loud im Virginia and didnt even realize that

*laughing in Texan*

That, and where stuff used to be. What I've always gotten around here is , "you know where the old A&P used to be?" Or maybe ,"you know where the peach orchards used to be?"

S. Carolinian here too. I've given directions based on all of this and pot holes. I once told someone "After you pass this road and see a big pot hole, go ahead and get in the right lane because that pot hole is smaller and then make an immediate right".

@@bluebirdonmyshoulder5633 I count potholes instead of miles to know when to change oil. Such is the joys of living in the GSP region.

@@slaughterzealibib ,well hi neighbor. I'm also in the GSP area so I can relate. Hope you have a lovely night and wonderful weekend!

When you get back to the main road, take a left. After you pass 5 Baptist churches, take a right. Don't turn right AT the 5th Baptist church, you have to pass it and take the next right. Then go until you see a huge oak tree split down the middle and turn left before you get to it. If you see wagon wheels buried in the ground as a driveway marker, you've gone too far.

True! I think Spaghetti Junction was built to confuse the heck out of anyone trying to get off 285.

Make peace with your favorite deity, first; I-285 is officially the deadliest interstate highway in the country. It averages about 3 fatalities per mile, per year. I learned how to drive in that traffic.

The moat doesn't work. I grew up in Hartwell and it's full of Atlantans who've bought lake houses. Everybody calls them the lake people and after they come here all they do is complain that Hartwell needs more stuff to do. Go back to Atlanta.

@@pamelahornick8108 I hear that; I grew up in a quiet neighborhood in Lilburn, but these days it's so built up, it might as well be part of Atlanta. So glad I moved out to a rural area.

Had to have been Eastern KY where all the crazy hilljacks live. We're much nicer and more civilized in the Western part of the state.

Or rifle, depending on the time of year.

Ain't no lies. We don't like outsiders lol

Although the "big cities" in Kentucky are welcoming. You can take that from this Chicago boy who lived in both Lexington and Lou'vul. But, if you move there, be prepared that the first question you will be asked is, "What church do you go to?"... and you better have the right answer!

@@randmeller 1. Thank you for saying the name of the town correctly. 2. I always have the wrong answer for the church question. 3. As I learned, most problems are solved by the local bourbon.

It’s way past due for OU to enter the SEC. Oklahoma is undeniably Southern, especially if you consider Texas and Arkansas the South, as Oklahoma sits smack dab between both of them and is below the Mason Dixon Line, in line with Arkansas, Tennessee, and North Carolina.

That’s hysterical! That he said even that

Almost 20 years ago, my two friends and I decided to "spontaneously road trip" to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. No plans for a hotel or place to stay, just go... enjoy the party scene for to days and leave. Upon exiting the vehicle, some guy approached us asking for cigarettes. My friend gave him a pack and asked where we should start .... he proceeded to give us a tour in the THICKEST Cajun accent imaginable. We were more lost after that encounter than we were when we started! Nice guy, pretty sure he was homeless but we didn't assume. Told us which alleys to stay out of to avoid trouble by pointing and saying "no! Trouble chér" [or "troubles there" I dunno]. It was a stupid decision made by 3 young men that thankfully ended in a hilarious memory that we are able to share 20 years later. I hope that "homeless man" or whatever he was is doing well and living a blessed life!

Right? He’d be better off flying into Houston and driving up.

@@TheCJTok Even Houston is about 2 hours away. I think he wanted to avoid the small plane that he'd have to use to get to the airport in College Station, but eventually that's what we did..

@@Pseudowolf This is hilarious.

We keep Lubbock far away from College Station as a defense mechanism.

@@jac-attack 😂 When I was at A&M, Tech was our nemesis when our baseball team traveled there.

It was a culture shock for me when I moved out of Texas. I was amazed at how I could travel within 2-3 states within 10 hours, lol.

We named the place where 75 and 85 merge “the Merge” You can imagine why

Being a resident of the metro Atlanta area I can attest sir that you are correct.

Growing up in the ATL area for 26 years of my life from birth till 26. I can confirm that merging doesn't exist, you just hope you don't die by that one guy on 285 or 85 or 75 or now recently 400 weirdly going 90mph in the far right lane and nobody knows why. Basically Atlanta driving is like a 4 way stop that you never fully stop at you just keep inching forward till everyone starts moving again and that one crazy guy merging in and out. You know that guy I told you about earlier the one going 90 in the far right lane? Ya its probably the same guy.

Dope stock market joke. No way anyone else gets it tho. 😂😂

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I lived somewhere like that on the TN/AL line I LOVED it I have no idea how far away things were still, just how long took to get there! My life goal (& I’m old) is to get back there no.matter.what.

I've never been to Texas, but I have a relative who lives in Lubbock. He once told me that when the area was first being settled, land went for a penny an acre. Then he said, "If you ever saw the land there, you'd think they paid too much!"

You just described the trip from El Paso to San Antonio. The only reason that Fort Stockton is between them is to give you a chance to get gas and to take a break. It's like being on the ocean, where the scenery never changes.

I'm a new transplant to Texas, and I swear, the state rock is the concrete traffic barrier.

My grandparents lived in Texas, went every summer & it was always a 2.5-3hr drive to the airport, which I thought was long....then my DUMB-ASS thought I'd drive there when I was older...3hrs ain't NOTHING! 🤣

@@cariwaldick4898 Ain't THAT the truth! You got me to laugh out loud! I'm up 'round DFW. I always say I know I'm home when I get off the plane and smell that TEXus smell - hot grass and lawnmower/car exhaust.

As a Texas transplant from Mississippi, I approve this message

@@mikebyars9463 honestly I don’t see people moving to s southern state from a southern state as a transplant really. I see the entirety of the south as a big family, now if they came from outside of the south id say it is then.

Tennessee has hills compared to California’s mountains. The Sierra Nevada Mountains are no joke.

@@nathanmohn4272 I agree (and so does my wife) the Appalachian mountains are much less in the manner of mountains than those out west. But also, I used to live in California, and never once did I actually visit them. It is really easy to avoid the mountains, so even being g from Cali, they may have never driven up a mountain.

@@gavinstrawn6833 Just out of curiosity, where in CA did you live cause Los Angeles, The San Francisco Bay Area and San Diego are all very close to mountains?

@@nathanmohn4272 Lodi, outside Stockton.

Not really. If you would consider Texas and Arkansas to be the South, then you have to consider Oklahoma to be Southern as it sits smack dab between both of them and is below the Mason Dixon line, in line with Arkansas, Tennessee, and North Carolina.

LOL. Oklahoma is the designated driver at the southern states party.

And we cant drive 😂

I think it's pretty wild that a state which borders Colorado is considered Southern. Southwestern, maybe, but not Southern

I'm in Washington State and we were full of Californians for the last decade, so y'all can have 'em all now! 🤣

​@@JackieBaisa Texas says no thanks and would you consider letting us air lift AUSTIN up to you.

@@aweeks6649 HA! Fair enough!

They put Fort Stockton between San Antonio and El Paso as a bit of comic relief.

@@JackieBaisa Man, I live just north of San Antonio and there are so many rude people moving here. Please, keep your share of Californians to yourself!

so about an hour and a half?

Noted

Ok...that is a serious estimation, pretty much anywhere in the south. It's ok. We know what we're talking about

That's anywhere from 45 minutes to an hour away, and probably just over 50 miles.

Same here! The fastest way out of Texas is to Mexico! 🤣

@@Wowee2012 🤣🤣🤣

did a nearly country wide roadtrip from GA to NM. It was just under 24 hours, and 13 of those hours were just in Texas.

@@MauiWowieOwie bless your heart!

I thought West Virginia won the award for weird town names, but now I think Arkansas may be the champ.

Don't forget Friendship and Hope. Also, as a kid, Smackover used to give me the giggles, and I'm not quite sure why. Also, the look of horror on my wife's face, who's from Georgia, when I corrected her pronunciation of El Dorado was priceless. For those who don't know, the town in Arkansas is pronounced El Doh-Ray-Doh, or if you're like me, El Duh-Ray-Duh

Don’t forget Blue Ball

Don't forget Tulip.

Oh we had Meat Camp in NC and plenty more

There are at least 8 Peachtrees lol

When I lived there, 28 streets were named Peachtree something or other, but only one was Peachtree Rd. And everyone from there knew where that one was. :D

Missouri always seemed more Southern to me than Midwestern.

Awwww

Intelligence is based upon the individual, however, some of these towns do have a little to much radon in the well water if you catch my drift.

@@270emanhalf of Louisiana still hasn’t rebuilt

@@thecringeprince2040 I was just watching a video about the different regions of the US and they mentioned that a lot of the katrina people went to atlanta. Never came back. I love that swampfire seasoning from down there. 🔥

​@@270emanintelligible doesn't mean intelligence. It just means you can't understand them.

Someone had fun with you there

@@coolandhip_7596 nothing fun about being sent 45 minutes out of the way.

I’ve lived in Kentucky my whole life and that’s not something the majority of Kentuckians would do. That person must have been a transplant. Sorry that happened to you.

Sorry somebody did that to you. That’s not cool at all. Not al of us are jerks I promise 😅

Sorry somebody did that to you. That’s not cool at all. Not al of us are jerks I promise 😅

😂😂😂

That one was really funny.

I hear youre the most conservative of the Southern states, no joke

That was a funny ending.

@@thejohnbeck 100% red counties.

Perfect! As a Kentuckian I know that exact spot 😉

This is exactly how I heard directions given in the south when I first moved there. Once I knew my way around, I would give other people directions with street names and they would look at me with confusion and say, “huh?” So eventually I gave in and was giving directions with landmarks like everyone else. But I never said, “can’t miss it” because I know for a fact that you CAN miss it and be hopelessly lost driving down roads that have no signs or sign of life.

Now, I dunno about you, but I am a little suspicious you didn't mention where the new Dollar General will be? Are you from Cincinnati?!

Exactly!

Checks out as real Kentucky directions: a majority of the directions are based on things that don't exist anymore.