IMO it's a bit more. "Leave a planet to your children where nursing homes are still a thing." When survival becomes difficult, when food becomes scarce, when clean, drinkable water becomes expensive, taking care of your old ones will by necessity no longer be a priority.

Never in my life will I listen to a half-wit child

@@c.s.7097 That's a bit of a lame attitude. What's important, when listening, is what you listen to, not who you listen to.

@@c.s.7097 Neither will we. So, bye!! 👋

Great news 50 years from nursing home will not exist. Greta and co will have to eat us old people.

Do you think Republicans can suffer to read anything that's not ass-kissing? They have the attention span of a fireworks rocket.

Ejakashin is fur librul snowflakes n them all Hollywood tipes.

I think you’re being unfair to MTG. To say that she has forgotten everything beyond 1st grade presumes that she actually LEARNED anything beyond 1st grade. I think her memory is just fine. 😉

People don't go to school where she's from dear.

i'm sure it's full of big words frequently equaling and even exceeding two syllables, furthermore extensive research into what those words all mean will be required so 2-3 months from now, once a crack team of Qanon conspiracy theorists have decoded it for her, she'll be thoroughly ready to demand a debate with a completely disinterested AOC those 14 pages will have lost too much in the translation into caveman terms so any debate should be either Pay per View or a netflix standup comedy special

I read double that every night before going to sleep, and from boring classical literature works! Smh

Amen, she will make a complete fool of herself going up against A.O.C.

If we do not start behaving our selves the earth may send us the way of so many other extinct species and start over; she doesn't need us we need her.

Mankind has no conscience.

Alternatively, "A society grows great when old men plant trees under whose shade they know they’ll never sit." - Joycelyn Elders

@@pancakemogul So that's where Lin-Manuel Miranda got it from.

Heh, "Gaylord".

Coal is more useful than kale lol

OK, I like this idea. Where should I sign the petition??

You clever devil.

I would prefer literally any other vegetable AND a punch in the face from Santa than kale.

Lol

Perhaps the other planets had life but were stupid and destroyed themselves as we are doing

There's oil in that there Mars ball.

Ah, yes, life. But, intelligent life?

LOL

I got my neighbors stimulus check. She wasn't home when I hobbled over, so I stuck it in her mailbox.

Lol, yes they are going to have to up their spy game. Who is this Katie Ford's mail I keep getting😄

😁

yeah about half the time the post office guy won't even come and pick up my mail. Called them up to find out what was going on, and it turns out they won't show up if they don't have enough to drop off to you. So yeah, my mail getting picked up is dependent on my receiving a ream of junk mail. Not exactly the level of efficiency and oversight you would expect in an agency allegedly running some sort of covert ops.

Right there with you! I thought he was talking the 1920s. 1963 for me.

Well I'll be a uncles duck, 77 here and I also thought the 1920's lol

@@lindan236 he was! But it was still weird that we are now in the 20’s.

Those were "The Roaring 20's." These are "The RIOTING 20's...or perhaps "The VIRAL 20's" ?

@@MC-yy2bx personally I’m just so glad I was a kid in the 70’s and that I was in my 30’s before cell phones and Internet.

Or .. your bar is getting lower 😅

@@findingsolutions198 nah, I agree with her. The timing of having a live audience vs socially distancing studio, but also developing the on screen relationship with his production team, I think he's gotten really into the groove

@@TheVoulenterilyMad maybe you are right . I was joking and i don't care . One thing for sure : news are invented by someone with a good sense of humor , most of the news are Hilarious by themselves.

He's bringing more of his colbert report wit

He has always been this good, this IS reminiscent of his ‘Colbert Report.’ I liked it growing up 😋

I liked it so much, I went out and hired an intern named Jimmy for myself, unpaid, of course... he's currently dressed as a giant Panda and is sleeping on the 18th green of the local golf course. Or, he's dead. Could be either at this point. Who's to know?

Love his wife's laugh .

@@theheartlessknight2426 You should probably go check on him

Yeah, actually there is.

@@johnbrowne3950; We still don't know that.

"You call this a Big Mac Jim?" - Abraham Lincoln

Earth inhabitants are bacteria. Bacteria will survive.

@@guynorth3277 You are thinking aliens. I'm thinking God.

No. It's the rule.

You expect it because you love it. There is no shame in love of music.

spannerman...this is really good advice... in my case it's clothes, the carpet AND electronics. 🤣

Shut off all the garbage compactors on the detention level!!!!

Repent sinner! Lol

@@blaze556922 m .. as. . x

Also, the blurring of the groins is removed, and we get to see the origin stories of the lesser cats.

Hope there’s a cameo appearance from Mark Johnson.

Take my money!! 🤺

Spoiler alert: They don't consume the lasagna in the traditional sense.

that i would pay to see

Hearing a few people (or even just one) honestly crack up is 1000000 times better. I don't get why everybody isn't doing this.

I was thinking the same thing!! Stephen is going to get emails...

Thank you. Let me just put away my pitchfork now.

Stephen's a geek too, he should've known this.

And Han shot first, dammit!

I think He’s talking about the scene before the one where Chewi had him in the backpack, all taken apart.

Are you sure the earth is not trying to kill us first: drought, floods coastal erosion, earth quakes in all the wrong places, 72 volcanos eruptions, polar vortex going down, 13 hurricanes in one season, tornados by the dozens, 57000 forest fires, landslides need I go on?

Earth will be fine when humanity is done with destroying itself. Changed like after the other mass extinction events, but fine.

@@katiehettinger7857 Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

@@Azaghal1988 exactly, its so arrogant of us to frame the effort to save ourselves as some sort of effort to save the Earth. Life goes on without us, apes become smart, apes wreak havoc, apes die, life doesn't die.

“The planet will be fine... The people, on the other hand...”

You made me choke on my chicken curry and now I can't tell if I'm crying, coughing or laughing

Thats assuming you dont mistakingly ingest some peanut butter

He wasn't even a real president

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I. Love. The. Tick.

I'm. Infested. With. Ticks.

SPOON!!!!!

Thanks, had to scroll through the comments to make sure someone called them out on it.

I just commented the same thing, and also scrolled to make sure I wasn't the only person who caught that. I literally paused the video to do so. The fact that I care so much about this might be a problem, but here we are. Lol

@@ti9erlilly right? Got to make sure all the Star Wars references are accurate

I didn't want to embarrass him.

@@kylemaddox3423 especially when they pertain to the OG trilogy. Lol

you just missed out on becoming international news

@@acediadekay3793 all my friends know my former last name, so I might be famous in a small circle. 😉🤣

I knew a guy once named John Jones. I heard him on a phone call one time, after introducing himself, saying, "Yes, I call my parents Mr. and Mrs. Imagination!"

Voila

She must wear the pants.

I have a feeling raunchy Mother Earth was coming onto poor Brave Little Toaster a little too strong. He wasn't ready.

Nothing compares to original, but Mars is a unique bizarre trip

I want to like this so bad, but it's at exactly 69 likes and I'm too much of a child.

@@shigeminotoge4514 89 now. You are free

My children adored that movie as did i! Best for all generations

I believe all the online networks are like that. I have HULU, and it's basically a mountain of cancelled entertainment. I pay the $6 a month to keep up with The Simpsons and Family Guy, but otherwise it's a bunch of old crap you'll never watch. That's why I cut basic cable. It was over $100 a month, and 95% of what they showed was unwatchable.

He's also good in Shut Eye!

Right?! I was like "Micheal!" but immediately lowered my voice for fear the devil would hear me and His name is... Chuck Finnley...

I’ve watched that show front to back several times. That and Las Vegas. Suits was quality too.

I don't know, it could be a cat using a Mark Johnson filter...

🙂😊😄😁😂🤣

@@temseti0 good point I guess we'll just have to wait to see if a video comes out of him saying I'm not a meow Johnson.

The new paradox of Schrodingers Johnson?

@@RinrvUSA no, bad human Spritz Spritz bad human. Is the Johnson hard or not it's in a stage of being both until we unzip to find out. Very very bad human, you brought that into this world, bad human.

That's my favorite shirt of his...yummy color on him.

UKposts is social media...

Well actually you do , this is on U-tube😄but hey details details.

When I saw MTG I thought you were talking about magic the gathering lol then I realize those are the initials of the most heinous person in politics right now 😹

When I saw MTG wielding a gun to appeal to her voters I lost all faith in her abilities to steer us in the right direction for our children's future. I really hope she gets help with reading those 14 pages and form a meaningful opinion. But she will probably draw her gun again to fight against whatever.

If she read one page of the bill each month since it came out, she would have finished it last month

@@RevDrDoo Especially against AOC. If by some miracle they actually do end up debating each other, I'm all in.

14 pages is too much for MTG? I read more than double that in one sitting every night before going to bed. And not fun modern stories either, some complicated and old stories too.

Nice name buddy

I love the audience reaction. The whole band is there and never miss a cue. They don't just laugh and clap, but they cheer him on when he makes sense.

Do you get out and plant a tree to celebrate?

@@RinrvUSA I always have a little garden and flowers I plant every year, but I didn't get to plant a tree this year. I mean I still will, it just won't have been on Earth Day

@Gen M Thank you 😊

This is one of the times when its definitely not a racial thing, its a different kind of ignorance. Doesnt matter whether it was AOC, Bernie or Pelosi who came up with it, its socialist and there is only one thing right wingers hate more than dark skin, socialism.

@Aaron Friedman 🤯

Aaron Friedman I know! I know! And it's not the skin color, it's the insane narcissistic fascist in the skin!

Cherry Red orange

Pat's Amazing Blends orange

But she’s a magnet.

Yeah...words of care and concern from a Texas gangster who caused his commander in chief to be dead on the back seat of a limousine. Nice work, Tex. Nixon, Ford and Bush thank you.

@@MC-yy2bx There is absolutely zero evidence to support the conspiracy theory that Johnson was involved in the assassination. It's about as believable as the ridiculous claim that Secretary Stanton played a role in the murder of Lincoln.

My city specifically asks that residents don't rinse glas waste as it will be washed before recycling anyway.

Same (though pb&j), and despite knowing I was going to clean it out... I feel awkwardly guilty for some reason :/

lol, I actually did that last year. :-)

In fairness, it really is a spectacular show that concludes at the right time with exactly the right ending.

Oh, I loved it. I came for Bruce Campbell, but stayed for everything else. And they indeed did stick the landing, the finale was just right.

@@Viperclarkx01 that was such a fun show, I even watched the web exclusives with Sam. Lol.

@@Phoenix-xn3sf I’m actually half way through it currently. Funny, I also came for Bruce Campbell

Letter carriers are over worked and abused physically by their job - mentally and emotionally by their bosses and managers. They used to be able to deliver their route in 4 hours back in the 1970's and earlier decades. Then their routes were "re engineered" and they were out on the street 8 hours a day. Postal management kept "consolidating" their routes until they had to be on the street 10 to 12 hours a day. Now a days a letter carrier's USUAL day is 12 hours on the street sometimes 14 hours....6 days a week. Whereas a veteran mail carrier has had a little more then a little more and then alittle more added to their routes over the years - the new hires can't do it when they're dropped into the middle of the whirlwind. They go bezerk very early on. One of the "New Mail Carrier" trainers at my office said that the turn over rate for new hires was in excess of 80% but the Post Office's "Official" report said it was "only" 40%. I was working at one of the stations when a new hire came back after being out in the rain for 5 hours and handed the keys to his mail truck to the supervisor and told him to " ... shove the job and the mail up his ass." The supervisor FREAKED OUT and began SCREAMING frantically at the ( now freed ) letter carrier: " You CAN'T do THIS.... YOU CAN'T DO THIS ! Get back here GET BACK HERE ! They guy just walked out smiling. The Post Office was trying to hire new letter carriers for only $15 bucks an hour but quickly raised that to $19 bucks an hour after so many people just couldn't handle it. I believe now ( April, 2021 ) they are paying new mail carrier hire's even more- but... it's still not worth it. the overloaded routes were bad enough when it was mostly letter mail to deliver but THEN the pandemic came along and the delivery job became PACKAGES, PACKAGES, PACKAGES ! Due to their "downsizing" in terms of carrier manpower and increasing the route sizes the Post Office got caught drastically short for being able to deliver. It's sad to say but management at the headquarters level WANT'S it this way. It will make it EASIER to say that the post office is a failure and sell it off to a private delivery company like Amazon. Maybe a conglomerate of FedEx, UPS and Amazon ? I have the perfect name for the new delivery company: "Fed-Up-Azon. - Jim Carroll, Bufflalo, Ny - over and out.

@@MC-yy2bx Wow. Is it this way everywhere? Thank you for sharing!

@@AmericanTeacher-USA ; yeah. It is.

@@MC-yy2bx I agree with you. But I will say that it will take 4/5's of all states for that to happen since we're written into the main body of the Constitution. Under current conditions I don't see that many states agreeing on anything. 😊

Well... if you had listened to right winged propaganda over the last election cycle, you would know your mail person's job is to do a health and welfare check up on you daily.

I agree with that with the word would be Any, defense. How you say the message is just as important as the message itself

@@blaze556922 : You’re correct. That is a pet peeve of mine also.People don’t realize that the way you speak has a profound effect on how people perceive you.

If humans do nothing, then Mother Earth gets menopause and reaches old age.

You just gave me an idea...

Makes sense. Looks like her DMs are dry af

😍😍👗 😂 😂

That’s why it’s snowing in the U.S. right now.

I was just thinking the same thing. Such a pretty iridescent color.

@@GiftSparks i think it might be puce.

And Majorie Taylor Greene still couldn't read that? I'm a writer, and I write that much in one sitting! Smh

Jokes on her. If the planet is inhospitable to human life then nobody will get to write history books about how poorly the world governments mismanaged the climate crisis.

@@davidl5452 -- Oh, there'll be time to write the books, all right. The question is whether anyone will be around to learn from the books.

'... fir the trees...' nice pun, Jayne!

@@ValerieJNorse in all fairness everything that has occurred in the last 5 years in America was pretty much written in a book or two before. The problem is that the masses either haven’t read enough, or lack the capacity to extract the essence and apply the lessons to the current times.

@@krejados1 an accidental pun. I think I’ve had a stroke. Lol I keep typing fir instead of for. Annoying.

Good work cadet. The Force is with you!

I 100% guarantee you that at SOME point during C-3PO's robotic life, he definitely was thrown in a trash compactor by someone.

Maybe he was referring to ESB, when C-3PO was rescued from the recycling furnace on Bespin City by Chewie.

And the thing that just swam past his leg...

Nerds correcting other nerds is so satisfying

Louis Dejoy, mr impeached's faithful dog, is seriously destroying the post office.

I didn't notice until you said that!! Ty

I want Captain Planet played by Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Not a bad idea, I'd just be afraid it'd be turn into a Captain Planet GO 😑

This is a high-toned response insisting that Some Famous Person never actually said that, as you would know if you were as high-toned as I am.

I think you're funny & I didn't think you were making fun of anyone

@@darwinsom957 -- I figured everyone else would jump in. "This is a warm-hearted person insisting that the high-toned responder should try to be more tactful!" or such.

@@darwinsom957 yes and no, as most sarcastic jokes it does poke fun at some people (mainly the people posting quotes) but its supposed to be a light hearted jab and not an insult

Lol. Sometimes when I'm bored especially when they're friends I'll bop on Google and come back and comment "Yoi do know John Lennon never said that right?" Other times someone (this is all on Facebook) will post some maudlin misinformation and I'll come and comment "where's the author? It took me all of 4 minutes to find but someone puts a dumb background on a quote and that's that

Mazel tov!