James Veitch Stand-Up
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5 років томуJames Veitch shares exchanges from an email thread he replied to when a pool company mistakenly messaged him.
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@pambeesly794 5 років тому
Legend has it he's still waiting for his toaster
@jatindhyani1996 4 роки тому
What about the toaster that you returned to Stanley? Time to use it
@jaydenli2125 4 роки тому
LOL
@molka3582 4 роки тому
Noooo he got it but he's getting rid of it to free up some space for Janice's ancient art
@sirlordschrute4739 4 роки тому
Guten tag Pam.
@chammond1738 4 роки тому
Nah forget about the toaster he gonna buy loads coz he's getting alot of money by selling HUMMUS!!!!!!
@pavel5515 5 років тому
Janice is probably an Army Intelligent.
@joshuafreedman7703 4 роки тому
Paul Oh, that's just Royalbs!! 😄😄
@alexlassila271 4 роки тому
that is the wife of a man with a serious medical condition: nelson mandela
@nickhagedorn1433 4 роки тому
There was no doubt in my mind that I was dealing with an intelligent.
@rltt379 4 роки тому
I believe she had to work with people that actually did mean the things he was joking about😂. Jk but it would be funny and explain why he/she believed him.
@madysonroberts1608 4 роки тому
RLTT i mean the house is in Florida so 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
@marcusrobinson9945 5 років тому
One Word; Hummus. Kitkat.
@colleenmcindoe6812 5 років тому
A giant gummy lizard
@isaacroy-lavallee3573 4 роки тому
Or a gummy bear
@McRascal 4 роки тому
That’s 2 words!
@Hellwyck 4 роки тому
Giant Gummy Lizard
@dqpfjggisjgIdksorp 4 роки тому
Useless info: I was your 666th like. Also: funny comment!
@kleautvieul7908 5 років тому
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
@adityachandrasekar2862 4 роки тому
Man this comment is underrated!!😂😂
@zinniaward8549 4 роки тому
I would like but it's at 69
@Legendendear 4 роки тому
Aditya Chandrasekar true
@jovandenbroeck9467 4 роки тому
analjuiceisok
@jovandenbroeck9467 4 роки тому
add me on call of duty warfare mobile
@Adem2Times 5 років тому
James, We need to talk about the ducks
@Catburger69 5 років тому
Adem2Times the ducks?
@jodiebaily1040 5 років тому
the bathroom ducks
@karlmuller4764 5 років тому
@Philip Kelley Yes, the ducks in the bathroom.
@daveysjackie 5 років тому
Please stop
@daveysjackie 5 років тому
@EamonKellyFilms Ah, sorry about that. From now on, no more tiny ducks. You have my word.
@JackyKLai 5 років тому
Janice, your email intrigues me
@user-qp3qj2jv6f 5 років тому
LOL
@daiinginside9845 5 років тому
I found your contact information from a pool installation company.
@PinkENBlue 5 років тому
We shall be shipping pools to you You will earn 10% you distributes
@mistikalnawe 5 років тому
thanks
@albex8484 5 років тому
@Anonymous Person shouldn't we use code names?
@morgan8681 5 років тому
Imagine if Alan & Deb where watching his stand-up 🤣
@blueblood2268 4 роки тому
They were wondering why they never got their pool
@Dxenion 4 роки тому
@@blueblood2268 Or why their house was torn down.
@stevenporter7065 4 роки тому
And why they had a wrecking ball at their front door one Saturday morning
@TJ-kk5zf 4 роки тому
it's a skit you know... there is no alan and debby
@TJ-kk5zf 4 роки тому
@@n3bloons23 it's not a skit??? it's not a business report
@Colbartson 4 роки тому
Last name: Veitch First name: James Favorite food: Hummus Spririt animal: Rubber ducky Job: Being a hero to all Hobby: Annoying scammers and messing with people Dislikes: Small pools
@jonasb4932 4 роки тому
Sounds like a fun person to talk to
@clearhero7487 4 роки тому
Nomékop 5 he dislikes small pools
@Colbartson 4 роки тому
Miranda ah yeah I’ll add that
@zmao_a_m 4 роки тому
A perfect resume.
@bhkhang 4 роки тому
Stand: Hummus Prankster
@eimearkeaveney1192 5 років тому
Janice: How much larger do you want the pool to be? James: Yes
@abdurrazzak305 4 роки тому
Where did this meme begin from.. it's awesome
@ghostderazgriz 4 роки тому
@@abdurrazzak305 It started with hitler of all things. Way back in early internet years when myspace and youtube were the only social network platforms. A general approaches Hitler with the current engagement updates "Mein Furher, there are Russians on our eastern boarder and Americans invading the west, where do we put our troops?" Hitler: Yes
@abdurrazzak305 4 роки тому
@@ghostderazgriz I don't know if you are serious or just trolling me .. regardless thanks
@ghostderazgriz 4 роки тому
@@abdurrazzak305 It's impossible to fact check it so I'm doing both simultaneously.
@abdurrazzak305 4 роки тому
@@ghostderazgriz Ok
@dayangnurshahidayah3442 4 роки тому
Honestly, I'm glad that I watched his TED talk first or I'd be confused as hell what most of these comments are talking about 😂
@duvisol 4 роки тому
Same here!
@ZainAhmed-ns2di 4 роки тому
Watch his other vids then
@AshriyaJaveed 3 роки тому
TED stand-up* Lol
@teama-holes6328 3 роки тому
Same lol
@joetaylor5170 3 роки тому
I really enjoy his stuff.
@chavasarastone1410 4 роки тому
"I thought, based on that, that she would know I was joking." I think I see your problem. You failed to notice that this business is in Florida.
@kornsuwin 4 роки тому
The Florida Keys, to be specific.
@ayaanshah1933 4 роки тому
Janice: Where would you live? James: With Old Man McPhearson, of course. He won't mind.
@imajinallthepurple 4 роки тому
😂👍
@red-winged_blackbird 4 роки тому
YES!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHA!
@NoArtisticLimitation 4 роки тому
Honestly, I was fully expecting that XD
@mia4realss 3 роки тому
😂 that’s what I was thinking
@brockalbert5111 5 років тому
A pool that surrounds your entire house? That's actually kind of an awesome idea for a pool.
@arianedennison2395 5 років тому
Denam LOL! I thought the same thing
@Primalxbeast 5 років тому
Denam Build it in Florida and you won't even have to add the alligators, they'll just show up on their own.
@chucksherron 5 років тому
@Denam main difference is that the moats were sewers. Not to great for recreational bathing but awesome for keeping people away.
@mariomguy 5 років тому
How about a lazy river?
@maellea8437 5 років тому
Play the sims 3 then, you will live your best life
@praveenrohira7512 5 років тому
He is The seventh infinity stone to defeat thanos
@sanskrutipatil3184 5 років тому
Lol
@machielluchtmeijer7796 5 років тому
The comedy stone?
@praveenrohira7512 5 років тому
Machiel Luchtmeijer yes the most powerful stone
@753238 5 років тому
@@praveenrohira7512 then he will keep on lauging and there is a possibility he will fart then his anus will open which means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@phantomkitten73 5 років тому
The smartass stone.
@ADetailedHouse 5 років тому
"Balls on the line, Janice"...my favorite expression from this!
@alex-fs9yt 4 роки тому
100th like
@kacipowers4390 8 місяців тому
I would 100% believe that Janice knew he was joking and just needed something interesting to pass the work day
@stackels97 5 років тому
Was anyone else hoping that the lilo at the end was actually going to be a giant rubber duck? 😂😂😂😂😂
@argenaS 5 років тому
Same 😂😂
@isaochy4197 5 років тому
He can’t live on a rubber ducky though
@natalya3779 5 років тому
haha i see what you did there
@wilmaknickersfit 5 років тому
With hundreds of little yellow ducks all around him!
@smarteverything5832 5 років тому
BuddyBontheNet JUST ONE
@strawberrymilksamurai 5 років тому
Living like that would make it really difficult using his red toaster
@Markyroson 5 років тому
definitely - that and all the humus
@SFTMKW 5 років тому
And where is he going to put his Giant Gummy Lizard? - Kitkat
@TheBS1000 5 років тому
He never got the toaster. There was no bonanza going on.
@s.7989 5 років тому
gosh xD
@DJMetalstone 5 років тому
+1 too you sir :p I see what you did ther :)
@probablypossessed2075 5 років тому
Honestly pissed at that one lady who kept heckling him:/ edit: my handle used to be “Pansexual Pooh” btw, since a few replies mention it:) it wouldn’t let me change it for 3 months, but anyways! Thought I’d clear that up xx
@riley4037 4 роки тому
Pansexual Pooh it’s his roommate, Freya
@angusgtw 4 роки тому
Great theory
@ridashakeel5291 4 роки тому
When??
@natalie_kendel 4 роки тому
Yeah, that lady was beneath his glorious humour.
@zero-tj9vj 4 роки тому
fucking love that name 💘💛💙
@adriannamaj7011 5 років тому
He inspired me to buy 200 rubber ducks. They’re being shipped as we speak :) Edit: Thanks for all the likes and comments. The ducks are enjoying the attention. They arrived safely about 10 months ago and are enjoying their stay at my home. They are still babies but I am holding out hope that they will grow into adult rubber ducks and leave the nest :)
@couldntthinkofaname2282 4 роки тому
🐤🐥🐤 even thought their chicks
@MH-nx6cf 4 роки тому
Hey what about now?
@billcipher147 4 роки тому
I just read this as "They're being shipped as we squeak", what is wrong with me?
@MH-nx6cf 4 роки тому
@@billcipher147 nothing is wrong with you, you are a pun king, that pun was absolutely fucking amazing
@nicoleblacklaws5515 4 роки тому
I think we all wish to see how ur ducks have settled in
@Digitroni 4 роки тому
im sorry but that girl who keeps talking is so condescending "why?" "ohh" "typo"
@amberdoll5215 4 роки тому
I came into the comments SPECIFICALLY for this reason! She's being a huge douche and he could have been so mean to her. I've seen some comedians go for the jugular....burr👀
@calebwilliams586 4 роки тому
WHERE IS THE TYPO THOUGH?!
@Digitroni 4 роки тому
@@calebwilliams586 there isn't even one, i checked so many times ahah
@cupholders 4 роки тому
@@Digitroni neighbor's not neighbors
@wombat9999 4 роки тому
To add something fun to the discussion... ukposts.info/have/v-deo/cHenZH5krYagpZc.html
@ruffey1748 4 роки тому
90% of the comments: References to his TED Talks 10%: James, design my pool
@christinewennerberg804 4 роки тому
"That is not possible." "NO SH*T JANICE"
@anitaagrawal7188 4 роки тому
Wow looks like all the people in the comments section know he's already Hail to the hummus king!
@cheshirepat30 4 роки тому
That's because once you've seen one video, you want to see them all.
@daMEGatron 5 років тому
I’ve been watching James and the Giant Veitch videos for at least 3 years. I’ve watched the same ones repeatedly because he doesn’t post a lot. But for real, the dude is hilarious.
@thegreatsalad 5 років тому
Meg Wallace I'm so happy we have a new video to watch repeatedly for another few months!
@rltt379 4 роки тому
@K9hobo productions shame he doesnt post about all of those😂
@soggybeanburrito 5 років тому
if he opens a pool company, i will use that pool service
@aishamemon3020 5 років тому
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE DUCKS
@soggybeanburrito 5 років тому
We shall put in free ducks with every pool purchase since he most likely has an over abundance of them after that prank
@dustonpage1280 5 років тому
Make sure he gives away free toaster.
@millerblaylock 5 років тому
I would like this comment but the number is at 666 and I'd rather not disturb that.
@gloriagonzalezdelatorre8853 5 років тому
The real question is how many ducks will fit? The army will rise!!!!
@missg9541 5 років тому
Gloria Gonzalez de la Torre Release the Quackins!
@QueenOfJZZ 4 роки тому
Alexa, Siri: UNLEASH THE BATHROOM DUCK ARMY!!! Funny thing is: I was in England for a week because of an student exchange and we were driving back to my exchange student's house past a small area of gras, and there were about 20 ducks and some geese. I looked out the car window and said: "Look! It's a duck army!" My exchange student laughed. :)
@2ndhorseman 3 роки тому
YES!!!!!
@anirudhprasad5403 4 роки тому
So amy schumer can get a netflix special but this guy cant?
@Cobra-Commander83 4 роки тому
Who?
@JoicSeth 4 роки тому
Exactly.
@haveyoumettess 4 роки тому
Dang for real though. Her comedy isn’t even funny it’s just disgusting. (and I feel there is a way to be disgusting and funny at the same time, but she definitely has no idea how to do that)
@ionafangow7050 4 роки тому
@@haveyoumettess and incredibly repetitive, her core premise is always the same and the punchline is never a surprise. I don't think I have been cought off guard by any of her jokes after the first 5
@ralfie8801 4 роки тому
Yeah, her and the imbecile host of the show in this video aren't funny at all. The TS has needed a new host since the week after Leno handed it over to this moron. The only person worse than Fallon was Letterman
@jodiebrian9343 5 років тому
Yes James Veitch is amazing. We watched his videos in Computer Science.
@jodiebrian9343 5 років тому
@De Oppresso Libtard shouldn't you, not judge me on one comment? We do but we were learning about spam emails and that and as a reward we sometimes watch videos like James Veitch responding to spam emails.
@stakamaka 5 років тому
@De Oppresso Libtard that's cool, you guys get to watch these videos for class
@WalkerTxsRngr7 5 років тому
We did the same thing. My teacher showed the one about the rubber ducks because programmers use rubber ducks.
@sparklebutt1119 5 років тому
I thought you meant that he has made videos about computer science. 😂😂😂
@cfonseca645 5 років тому
@Beebo Is Satan I LOVE YOUR USER WE FOUND A PANIC FAN
@juliarae79 5 років тому
its literally a television show, and some lady is really heckling??
@massojupiter3436 5 років тому
You never know what type of comedian she has seen doing stand up. A lot of comedians literally ask the audience questions and expect answers to get material for some jokes. Good comedians do it all the time and come up with funny jokes right on the spot.
@juliarae79 5 років тому
@@massojupiter3436 Yes, but he did not ask the audience any question, she interupted, and not with some witty joke but with a useless remark. It is disrespectful to interupt any comedian, especially during a recording.
@massojupiter3436 5 років тому
@@juliarae79 right. But again you never know what type of comedians she watches, a lot like include the audience. Most comedians either ignore it or just use what ever was said or asked to turn it into a joke, they know what they're doing and most likely know how the audience will react. While it is disrespectful most comedians have a way to deal with it because it happens a lot. The only reason it ruined the flow was because he didn't have anything clever or funny to respond with, if he did I bet nobody would've had a problem. At the same time he could've just ignored it and kept going if he had nothing funny to say.
@condimentking3395 5 років тому
Lekok I don’t get what your arguing. You’re saying the dude wasn’t clever or funny enough to spin off a heckle when people are talking about how disrespectful she was. Even if it isn’t your intent, you are placing the blame for a heckle solely on the comedian this way. He’s doing stand up on the set of Jimmy Fallon. It’s obvious he has a production that’s meant to fit into a specific time slot for the show, so heckling would disrupt it. The heckler is entirely at fault for ruining the flow
@tjfrye11 5 років тому
Condiment King no, he's blaming James for not being able to think something up on the spot... Look at jimmy Carr for example, he'll tell jokes, & people interrupt him, so he ruins their entire livelihoods just for funsies... Nobody's expecting that from James mind you, but at the same time it is expected from a comedian to be able to handle hecklers without pausing & then just going back to their routine
@choppawednesday9925 4 роки тому
Janice: how much larger James: M O A T
@-AdityarajPatil 4 роки тому
The lord said unto james,"come forth and you will receive eternal life." James came fifth and won a toaster. Totally worth it
@benh8312 3 роки тому
I have heard and told a variation on this joke many times before, but this is easily the best way of saying it :)
@niamholoughlin4174 5 років тому
It seems like James is getting cockier with every email and I love it 😂
@KingsleyIII 5 років тому
At 0:46, James is staring at the audience like "Really? I haven't even gotten to the funny yet!"
@mariastephens8643 4 роки тому
The memes from his other talks in this comment section makes me overjoyed
@The2wanderers 7 місяців тому
I always wish he'd reveal himself at the end "Oh, I've still got my London flat. I'm sure Alan & Deb will sorry something out for themselves."
@swatigupta622 5 років тому
What if Janice knew it was fake and just joking around *ILLUSION* *100*
@AndrewMiguelez 5 років тому
What if none of his stories are real..............
@Edward-qe8xg 5 років тому
@@AndrewMiguelez He says they are and I can believe some of them because he mentions he discards most of them
@AndrewMiguelez 5 років тому
@@Edward-qe8xg Because no other professional comedian starts bits with "this actually happened to me the other day."
@wayneurquhart1967 5 років тому
Damn you Shvam gupta, now you got me thinking, and you know, I have never gotten an email meant for someone else. James does seem to get an awful lot of misplaced emails.
@DesertDog 5 років тому
@@wayneurquhart1967 he has a catch all email. As he said, if you misspell the receiptant's name at all for that domain, it would go to him. I had the same thing for owning a website domain and one day when I backed it up, the catch all email account was on there and in the spam was over 500 viruses and trojans and the like.
@AnimalLover101195 5 років тому
I saw him in Baltimore a while back and I seriously never laughed harder. He needs a special already!!!
@chekote 7 місяців тому
I wanted to hear their reaction when they realized it wasn’t the customer they were talking with. 😂
@chipblock2854 5 років тому
I love how he thinks. I have watched most of his posted videos and he really know how to think out of the box. My favorite one is the one with the rubber duckies. Go watch it.
@abhiencoded 4 роки тому
chip block hehe same here
@Editorknowsbest 5 років тому
I saw him perform live in Chicago. It was a nice intimate crowd and he was a pretty cool guy. I appreciate the general absence of vulgarity in his material.
@jamesveitch 5 років тому
Editorknowsbest ;) thanks so much :)
@superphantom100 5 років тому
I want to “ accidentally” email James Veitch something so I can be in his act.
@abhiencoded 4 роки тому
So do i
@SumNutOnU2b 4 роки тому
He practically gave out his email address in this video. Shouldn't be too hard
@red-winged_blackbird 4 роки тому
do it! :D
@lastminutewonder9602 4 роки тому
James vech the man who built a career out of messing with people
@str8kronic 4 роки тому
He sure does get tons and tons of wrong emails, wrong texts, wrong phone calls, etc.. all from super gullible people huh? Super lucky hes a stand up comedian who makes his living off of it.
@jonashansen8907 3 роки тому
Except that it's all made up by himself... But who cares, it's still funny. But please don't be so naive to think these e-mails are actually real conversations. :-)
@SplotchTheCatThing 4 роки тому
Meanwhile, construction crews try to start on Alan and Deb's pool: "Well we can't start the pool till you remove the house."
@doctorbeanis 5 років тому
Clean. Not political. Hilarious! We need more James!!
@MegaManXPoweredUp 4 роки тому
I dunno. His water moat might upset those who prefer a lava moat.
@doctorbeanis 4 роки тому
@@MegaManXPoweredUp haha!
@MegaManXPoweredUp 4 роки тому
@@doctorbeanis Personally, my moat is filled with hummus.
@doctorbeanis 4 роки тому
@@MegaManXPoweredUp your moat intrigues me
@MegaManXPoweredUp 4 роки тому
@@doctorbeanis I think there's a bonanza going on in which every moat ordered this month comes with a free toaster.
@Nick-kz6dg 5 років тому
Imagine if Fallon was interviewing him instead... 😩🙄 James: “I reply to emails not meant for me.” Fallon: “AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!” He would never get his beautiful comedy out.
@BruceWayne-us3kw 4 роки тому
I’ve replied to emails that weren’t meant for me. They were usually from some law school.
@emopigeon22 4 роки тому
2019 I'm sick and these are making my day
@allydoseart7076 4 роки тому
Same oh God it's the plage all over again
@sevde9832 4 роки тому
I love how everyone in the comments watched all james veitch videos
@2abrielle 5 років тому
Having.such a crush on him! Unbelievable. Funny, smart, adorable, handsome, awkward... Full package for me😍
@jamesveitch 5 років тому
gabriellantis i am available on all major dating apps
@2abrielle 5 років тому
@@jamesveitch Oh. I've never expected getting a response 🙆 such a pity that I am living in Germany though , otherwise I would definitely swipe you to the right or whatever you have to do on a dating app😎 Greetings! P.S. I have nothing against ducks.
@bena9369 5 років тому
gabriellantis that wouldn’t work James is a swipe left kind of guy
@sprinklesparkle9104 5 років тому
@@jamesveitch id love to buy you and your ducks a round of drinks ;)
@TheModernSnipez 5 років тому
I wouldn't suggest dating above you. It won't end well looking at your photo.
@sidviz7965 5 років тому
James veitch is amazing . Pls get him here more often
@timlu564 4 роки тому
He can put all his ducks in there
@davidschmitt3410 3 роки тому
Highly underrated
@profmerlinpants Рік тому
This is beyond hilarious.
@JacksonWacksonFlackson Рік тому
Subscribe to him. It’s a good thing
@lmarkham27 5 років тому
Can't believe Veitch made it to The Tonight Show! James and I go back 10 years ago when we met in NYC. Congrats bud!
@PunkPopik 5 років тому
Can I say we know eachother? That way I can tell people I know a person that knows James.
@monkiram 5 років тому
@@jackevans1092 Why is that so hard to believe? Celebrities used to be humans too before they got famous, and in fact they still are, believe it or not. They're not fictional entities
@monkiram 5 років тому
@@jackevans1092 But you don't even know him
@technovikerness73 5 років тому
@@jackevans1092 hi jack! Remember me? Im the weirdo who bought you and will smith tea-quila( tea flavored tequila) in a pub in NYC ten years ago.
@jamesveitch 5 років тому
Sorry I have no idea who you are
@majorphysics3669 5 років тому
“WHYYYY” ......... My god shut up hold your questions to the end, you just make yourself look stupid.
@serpenthydra 4 роки тому
Is that even a genuine question. Does this audience member really not understand the risks of getting involved in somebody else's business. Makes you wonder...
@panda4247 7 місяців тому
I'm still convinced James is jusr Max Fosh with glasses. He is like the reverse Clark Kent
@toadplatypus8893 5 років тому
swimming pools? gee i was really sure the HUMMUS WAS GONNA BE BIG
@EdgarTarly 5 років тому
James is one of my favorite comedians of all time. He deserves way more air time!
@itmeyaboitheline3419 5 років тому
OMFG JAMES IS FINALLY ON JIMMY FALLON! Man I love this guy
@lucycaldwell4400 4 роки тому
I like how he goes on Jimmy Kimmel wearing a dinosaur sweater, that’s the person I aspire to be
@izzy642 4 роки тому
“Janice I’m going to be frank” I thought you were Alan and Deb Veitch!! *maybe even James*
@Mrscmg10 5 років тому
D-Did I heard comedy special later this year?? Bro I'm so PUMPED, CAN'T WAIT!!!
@lailadzarbas3946 4 роки тому
Really?? :DDD
@outoftheklosset 4 роки тому
Fallon, Control your audience. They ruined his set. 🙄
@michaelabbott5999 4 роки тому
I barely noticed it the first time through
@lexibrowning7447 4 роки тому
Tried too. Luckily James is amazing
@noname-zd6wu 4 роки тому
I was deeply engrossed in him that I didn't even realize..I think he pretty much won at this point.. 😂😂
@Kristina-bs7pb 4 роки тому
"I don't want people to come around and be like "Where's the pool?" "
@IHTCAU 4 роки тому
"Janice, I'm gonna be frank" *Morphs into Frank Heffley*
@agetori7743 5 років тому
Simple, yet effective. Always a good chuckle from his stuff
@tarunagarwal9573 5 років тому
One of the best in his field... James Veitch you literally killed it..
@fozziebear5351 4 роки тому
This guy is KILLING ME! I have tears on my cheeks. I now must watch everything he has done.
@cloverstudio557 4 роки тому
Reccomended: "James Veitch Stand-Up" Me: *Duh*
@skunkrat01 5 років тому
So amazing to see a big show supporting comics who might not be well known in the US. Hilarious as always James, you rock.
@vincentwang2310 5 років тому
Lammy Lams he was on Conan like twice.
@skunkrat01 5 років тому
Vincent Wang yes, but as much as I love Conan, and know he is the much better comedian out of him and Jimmy Fallon, the tonight show has a much bigger audience.
@gfox9295 5 років тому
@@skunkrat01 only on actual broadcast/cable TV. Conan's main viewership is probably on the internet these days.
@nicolaanderson8364 5 років тому
Yay!! I'm so glad there's another James Veitch video!! I've been wanting one for do long!!
@WhyYoutubeWhy 4 роки тому
OMG i'm diying lolllllll! I needed to laugh so I searched for James wanting to watch the appartment plan stand-up and saw there was this new one I haven't seen. I just wish we saw what was replied after.
@jennaknopf9771 5 років тому
Love this man, best way to get material for stand up ever 👏 👏 👏
@azhdaha2497 5 років тому
Why dont we get more of james veitch.. its pure comedy gold
@technovikerness73 5 років тому
Solomon isn't sending enough comedy gold. His is skimping and sending 25 kg.
@AlvinaGachugu 5 років тому
First watched him on TED talks introduced to him by a British friend. Love him so much! The replying to spam emails... gold. 😂😂😂 was like, why didn't I think of that??? 🙆 Way to maximise on usual daily annoyances haha keep up the good work! Also, I'm going swimming right now 😅
@Markyroson 5 років тому
in the pool?! You mean they actually made it to spec?! :P
@julienneffe480 4 роки тому
James: *says literally anything* Audience: *intense laughter*
@rickjames5998 5 років тому
i love this guy. Undiscovered gem.
@monkeysluvdani 5 років тому
Yes!!! I love this guy!!!! I’ve been waiting for more material from him for so long!!!
@JacobCacho 5 років тому
Glad to see James Veitch on the Tonight Show 😁
@matok5711 5 років тому
Anyone else hear that lady in the background say “why?”
@rcr257 4 роки тому
James Veitch: A beautiful mind
@red-winged_blackbird 4 роки тому
So true! he's so stinkin' intelligent!
@Terryterryterryterryterry 5 років тому
Honestly, I love all this guy's stuff and I'm always waiting eagerly for him to come out with new stuff. I'm not disappointed.
@jamesveitch 5 років тому
Teresa thanks Teresa
@daybellinej813 5 років тому
OUR BOY IS BACK!!!!! I MISSED YOU JAMES
@theunholysmirk 5 років тому
SO HYPED FOR HIS SPECIAL
@waemoh11 4 роки тому
No more tiny ducks. James Veitch: 🙃
@justjulesvlogs 5 років тому
Title: James Vitch stand up...... Me: was he sitting down? Ill leave
@alexlassila271 4 роки тому
please do
@lailadzarbas3946 4 роки тому
No, dun leave
@taiyosketches 5 років тому
I’ve waited very long for, this, sir... It was worth it in the end
@acohen3951 3 роки тому
You sir, are one of the funniest people in the world today,. and I love that your comedy is G-Rated !!!
@andreaphillip7274 5 років тому
I love James sense of humor! I’ve been on the look out for his skits thank you Jimmy for this.
@schuesslerlauren 4 роки тому
"Old Man McPherson?" I'm dying
@UnicornioRizado 5 років тому
James is amazing, I wish I could meet him.
@technovikerness73 5 років тому
You can hang out more in twatshire
@superbeavers7645 5 років тому
@@technovikerness73 that's not a good way to advertise people to visit your hometown
@technovikerness73 5 років тому
@@superbeavers7645 I'm from wankerville not twatshire.
@ashezkingz4506 5 років тому
And James is back at it again!!! 💙💙💙
@victort.4798 4 роки тому
Omg that was hilarious!! 😂😂😂 I laughed so hard. I’m going through a stressful time so this is what I needed. Thank you!
@red-winged_blackbird 4 роки тому
one of the reasons God placed James on this earth is for this very purpose. Laughter is such a gift!
@DittrichCo 5 років тому
James veich: *literally says anything* Audience: ohohohoohohohohihohohoohohahahahahahahahahahahahahhihihihihihihihihihhehehehehehehhehehe
@alejandrotaverareyes 4 роки тому
God yea and not even in the funny parts
@subbaiahkasi6310 3 роки тому
They do laugh quite a lot, but it is still quite funny. Not ohohohohohahaha funny, but still funny...
@kittitude 5 років тому
James Veitch is the BEST!
@thebiasedreview5432 5 років тому
This is one of the best bits from James!!!
@DarcieGlam 4 роки тому
OMG I am so obsessed with this guy! Just found him today on TED Talk and have not stopped laughing. Eating hummus with carrots while watching makes it even better!
@red-winged_blackbird 4 роки тому
HAHAHA!!!!
@ocahaok5040 4 роки тому
Theres a house. Audience laughs Theres some foliage. Audience laughs.
@poppy-rose1999 4 роки тому
Good delivery
@greybeard5123 4 роки тому
If you know who he is, you know what's coming. And the delivery is spot on.
@Prestonhlt 5 років тому
"Why?!" lol curious heckler
@camdengreene2736 5 років тому
Yes!!! Love this guy!
@nazarlutsyshyn9718 5 років тому
This guy is amazing, he keeps on making me laugh again and again
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