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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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Stephen's namesake Alaskan fat bear was the victim of election fraud, and Vladimir Putin's hackers temporarily took down several U.S. airport websites in retaliation for America's support for Ukraine. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@nicholasstocker6866
@nicholasstocker6866 Рік тому
R.I.P. Angela Lansbury 😢
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Рік тому
Ah, all the good ones are dead!
@kendomyers
@kendomyers Рік тому
I think the murders in Cabot Cove might suspiciously stop now...
@vanessawhitneypro
@vanessawhitneypro Рік тому
1:50 - Don't worry Stephen... We know it's because you're part Hobbit AND part Elf... Much love & ears to You!
@Oktopia
@Oktopia Рік тому
Stephen just came out as half-elf. It explains a lot. His amazing accuracy and linguistic agility. His lightfooted dance over the heaping bodies of his opponents. His amazing knowledge of all things Middle-earth. Yep. He is a half-elf alright.
@jessicacaron5084
@jessicacaron5084 Рік тому
THE LINE OF LÚTHIEN WILL NEVER FAIL!
@Oktopia
@Oktopia Рік тому
@@jessicacaron5084 *raises fist, bow, axe, and sword.
@professorsprout3382
@professorsprout3382 Рік тому
Nailed it! I being but a harfoot.
@VinceValentine
@VinceValentine Рік тому
He could be a Numenorean.
@babsgalv6556
@babsgalv6556 Рік тому
peredhel kin!!
@koco23
@koco23 Рік тому
“Why aren’t we live? It’s election night” had me ROLLING 😂😂💀
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Рік тому
I knew there was a reason my pizza craving won out last night!
@spinthis56
@spinthis56 Рік тому
*My best friend died at 94 years old. One week before, he still walked 5 miles/day; Brilliant & Capable. I miss him dearly!!!* 💔
@cindymorose6673
@cindymorose6673 Рік тому
So sorry for your loss. ❤
@Zaluskowsky
@Zaluskowsky Рік тому
Sorry for your loss 😢💙
@TobiasMeinecke
@TobiasMeinecke Рік тому
I trust you walked many lovely miles together with your best friend. So sorry for your loss.🌺
@wendelynanderson9517
@wendelynanderson9517 Рік тому
If smoking pot caused violent behavior Grateful Dead concerts would have a totally different vibe.
@ronaldharding3927
@ronaldharding3927 Рік тому
I have never drank nor smoked, but, in college (the university), when my friends partied, they never got mean or belligerent when they smoked. Pols are such liars. I always preferred that my friends smoked and left the firewall alone.
@ronaldharding3927
@ronaldharding3927 Рік тому
That would be "firewater" not "firewall". I hate this &#‰^&! phone.
@wendelynanderson9517
@wendelynanderson9517 Рік тому
@@ronaldharding3927 I agree. Both my Grandmothers were alcoholics. Alcohol is much more destructive than pot.
@robo5013
@robo5013 Рік тому
@@wendelynanderson9517 Did they pistol whip each other?
@shannonnonnahs6943
@shannonnonnahs6943 Рік тому
Groovy man.
@mackenziebennett6949
@mackenziebennett6949 Рік тому
Can definitely relate about the ear. I’m deaf in the same one and it’s asymmetrical due to a surgery I had when I was a kid. I’ve actually always thought it was cool that Colbert’s ear was the same as mine. I’m a musician and whenever anyone talks shit about my ears I can point to Colbert and say ‘that guy has a career in TV and musical theater’ to get them to shut up.
@dmgreenberg
@dmgreenberg Рік тому
7:51 - Vance is the kind of person who probably watched Reefer Madness as if it was a documentary.
@azcookin3177
@azcookin3177 Рік тому
I never really paid attention to Stephen’s ear until he pointed it out tonight. It simply isn’t important. His skill as a comedian, late night host, and overall great human being are the things that really matter.
@yourgothfriend
@yourgothfriend Рік тому
I've been watching him for countless years and never noticed!
@maxcentral
@maxcentral Рік тому
🤚 same here
@rebeccahenderson7761
@rebeccahenderson7761 Рік тому
Yeah, he previously said that he had an injury and is deaf in that ear.
@HashknightGaming
@HashknightGaming Рік тому
The people who hate the man don't even rip on his ear.
@ilenastarbreeze4978
@ilenastarbreeze4978 Рік тому
I didnt even notice. I barely notice it when i was looking
@tylerkochman1007
@tylerkochman1007 Рік тому
Something tells me that Putin’s mind……..is potato
@trevorz459
@trevorz459 Рік тому
🤯🥔😅
@theodorethompson9032
@theodorethompson9032 Рік тому
i think the only potato minds are the ones who watch trash like Cobert...
@smiller2044
@smiller2044 Рік тому
😆
@alorahkr
@alorahkr Рік тому
"why aren't we live it's election night" that whole bit was rly funny 😭
@Lucky-ig7sn
@Lucky-ig7sn Рік тому
As they say. 4 drunk guys start a fight. 4 stoned guys start a band. Haha.
@PaNic99
@PaNic99 Рік тому
I have never heard that one. I might have to use it, if you don't mind! 😊I mean the "saying" ! 😉
@glnnchrstphr9717
@glnnchrstphr9717 Рік тому
4 drunk AND stoned guys started a band too. Did that when I was a teenager.
@robo5013
@robo5013 Рік тому
What, you never pistol whipped grandma after getting high?👵
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 Рік тому
Yup
@lizardog
@lizardog Рік тому
@JZ's BFF it's the Trumpublican drug of choice. DJTjr is the poster boy. Kim Gargoyle is the spokesmodel.
@adamgardiner5869
@adamgardiner5869 Рік тому
It's no coincidence that my mental health greatly improves when Stephen is on the air. Thank u.
@dazenguile4215
@dazenguile4215 Рік тому
I know it’s not the point and I agree with you, but I think mood is a better word than mental health right here. lol
@NOCALGooN916
@NOCALGooN916 Рік тому
I think we all feel like that
@reiddryden9805
@reiddryden9805 Рік тому
Watching in Straya!!!
@Hooyahfish
@Hooyahfish Рік тому
I stopped being depressed after I stopped believing in god and realized that life has no purpose. Only the purpose you give it. Antidepressants help a lot too. Lol
@quantidel
@quantidel Рік тому
Me as well, literally it helps to know someone else sees this crazy world and gives us a reason to laugh when it's all too dark ota not an exaggeration to me to say it improves my mental health I struggle with major depressive disorder and anxiety disorder and it helps
@joshchacko7729
@joshchacko7729 Рік тому
That 'Break-it-to-him-softly' friend: "They bleep that?" "I guess so... Probably..."
@recole374
@recole374 Рік тому
Stephen,Jimmy , the medious brothers and the skews are the only people keeping me sane through all this craziness. Thank you guys 💕💕💕
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 Рік тому
Don’t forget Seth, he really breaks some sh!t down!
@bukketkid2567
@bukketkid2567 Рік тому
And Trevor
@ecamp6360
@ecamp6360 Рік тому
The first time scientists put a "critter-cam" on a bear, she wandered into the woods and met up with a bunch of other females with their cubs. Four generations of Mama bears grooming and grunting. No one had ever seen this behavior.
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 Рік тому
Wow! That’s cool, wish I could see the footage!
@charityquill4965
@charityquill4965 Рік тому
Aww that's so sweet!
@edwardroche2480
@edwardroche2480 Рік тому
I've been watching a family of raccoons for about 20 years and they have several Generations hanging out together. They live for 25 to 40 years so they undoubtedly have family relationship, they travel together eat together and the only thing I haven't seen them do is groom together.
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Рік тому
@@edwardroche2480 Actually raccoons only live about 5 to 7 years in the wild
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 Рік тому
Yes!
@mikeoxbig7931
@mikeoxbig7931 Рік тому
Twinkle, twinkle, little Czar. You’re not the genius Donnie said you are.
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 Рік тому
One doesn't have to be a genius to bomb cities 😢
@zaheerahshareef8131
@zaheerahshareef8131 Рік тому
I love it!!!
@OrangeElixir
@OrangeElixir Рік тому
When Stephen was talking about the bear sisters, it made me think of "Kate And Allie", an old '80s sitcom. They weren't sisters, but they were living together, raising their kids, and doing '80s sitcom stuff.
@thepelicanorder
@thepelicanorder Рік тому
All these years I never even noticed Colberts ear. Dude is a national treasure.
@msvaleriah
@msvaleriah Рік тому
747 is also known as Bear Force One. Pretty sure our boy won.
@nuclearhotseat1550
@nuclearhotseat1550 Рік тому
He was well ahead of 901 when last I checked.
@msvaleriah
@msvaleriah Рік тому
@@nuclearhotseat1550 She's a big girl, but 747's just plain enormous! Although, I hope 901 comes out of the den next spring with some cubs, though. She's sure put in the eating for it and got courted plenty last spring!
@JuliusRCost
@JuliusRCost Рік тому
Hi Jackie can i ask you a question if you don’t mind
@Azothify
@Azothify Рік тому
I genuinely didn't realize Stephen had an ear thing. I still don't notice it when looking at him. Man's a legend.
@The1jkanter
@The1jkanter Рік тому
Came here to say the same thing
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 Рік тому
I still don't know what the ear thing is. Other than him being deaf in that ear.
@sxsxpl
@sxsxpl Рік тому
Same, never saw it, for years.
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Рік тому
@@kingjamos2422 1:56 I've never noticed it until he brought it up. But it looks like one is higher than the other. A botched surgery that left him deaf in that ear
@Anonymouse428
@Anonymouse428 Рік тому
Stephen, when I lost most of the hearing in my left ear and found out it was permanent, I thought of you and it helped me feel better.
@merryg6670
@merryg6670 Рік тому
Omg, the sound effects almost made me spit out my coffee 😂
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Рік тому
Yeah... I'm bulking up lately in... uh... solidarity with the bears. * darts eyes *
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Рік тому
Yeah... I've been doing that every year...
@carolyntalbot947
@carolyntalbot947 Рік тому
Commendable, if you ask me. 🐻🍯
@mortisCZ
@mortisCZ Рік тому
Winter migh be long. Bulk up when you can! ✌
@VP_A-Team
@VP_A-Team Рік тому
I take pride in my discipline so refuse to procrastinate: I start bulking up in spring... early spring or even late winter... now you just gave me the -excuse- justification I needed. Thanks. !!! FOR THE BEARS !!!
@cjd4743
@cjd4743 Рік тому
Thank you so much Stephen for acknowledging the Katmai Bears!! I noticed this is 2 years in a row, and now I'm assuming you will be reminding people every year to Vote for your favorite "Fat Bear." These cameras on Brooks River are the best thing on the internet. Brooks river is about the only thing on my TV all summer long! Yes I'm a Bearaholic I've been addicted for 3 years now.
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 Рік тому
RIP to a true legend Angela Lansbury.
@edge918
@edge918 Рік тому
Angela is a GOAT💗
@judyives1832
@judyives1832 Рік тому
Very sad.
@edge918
@edge918 Рік тому
@@judyives1832 I just adored her 😞
@shirleyrombough8173
@shirleyrombough8173 Рік тому
What!? Angela Lansbury died? Please let it not be.
@edge918
@edge918 Рік тому
@@shirleyrombough8173 😞
@jn6856
@jn6856 Рік тому
I totally did not just play with my ear for 10 mins trying to get it to stick like Stephens.
@sharonmores8697
@sharonmores8697 Рік тому
I love your show and I love Joe Biden too! He probably laughed at your monologue too. Why? Because he's a well rounded individual who probably likes a little humor in his day. I know I do.
@coffeeNTrees
@coffeeNTrees Рік тому
I'm not ashamed to say I thought Fat Bear Week was a pride thing.
@MissyGail4eva
@MissyGail4eva Рік тому
OhMyWord..I very nearly choked on the last bite of my pint of Ben & Jerry's Half-baked laughing so hard at this..I was midway through the same exact thought, and then... Brain Freeze! from my discombobulated choke/laugh/sneeze...L🤣L
@HOTD108_
@HOTD108_ Рік тому
You think it's okay to compare queer people to bears? I suppose you also think people of colour are like monkeys? You should be ashamed.
@catastropheoverclock
@catastropheoverclock Рік тому
It's not not that
@mariag.8242
@mariag.8242 Рік тому
I’m too naive. I’m going to have to look up fat bears who don’t hibernate. Will I blush? 😳 😂
@lexslate2476
@lexslate2476 Рік тому
@@mariag.8242 How do you feel about large, hairy gay men?
@penguinista
@penguinista Рік тому
"The important thing is, whoever wins, an Ohio Senator will do something with an ass." at 7:33 was indubitable.
@babyblue61549
@babyblue61549 Рік тому
You’re so funny!! My favorite comedian and late night show. Thank u for making me laugh out loud. We all need that. And I so appreciate your politics.
@willdickinson4177
@willdickinson4177 Рік тому
We’ve certainly come a long way from bears being “godless killing machines”!
@lisatoronto7265
@lisatoronto7265 Рік тому
Stephen has growed up
@Camey71073
@Camey71073 Рік тому
Once I have my colbert monolog, I need my Meanwhile, then I can sleep. You and randy rainbow have gotten me through the last 6 yrs.
@meowmix8610
@meowmix8610 Рік тому
Saaaaame!!!
@FluxyMiniscus
@FluxyMiniscus Рік тому
Yesss Randy Rainbow is beyond fantastic- His live show was the last theater event that I attended in the before times- The theater (in our beautiful Blue 🌊Oasis in AZ) was packed!
@SKinSKorea
@SKinSKorea Рік тому
Colbert needs to have Rainbow on the show!
@ritabosico3328
@ritabosico3328 Рік тому
Me too. Always witty with enough laughs to make the topics bearable
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 Рік тому
Songbird and her parodies, too for me.
@RazorFoxDV
@RazorFoxDV Рік тому
I've been watching Stephen Colbert for over twenty years (not EVERY night, mind you) and I have never once noticed anything about his ears. Until tonight and forever hereafter.
@chasethevioletsun9996
@chasethevioletsun9996 Рік тому
I've met him face to face and I didn't notice it until now.
@Lanxe
@Lanxe Рік тому
Cannot. Unsee. Help!
@charlesbridges3991
@charlesbridges3991 Рік тому
He's done that a few times, not that it makes it less weird lol.
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 Рік тому
@@Lanxe In the Trumpster Fire years I learned the mystic secrets of unlearning, but be warned! It is not an easy process, especially for your very soul. You'll need a bottle of whiskey and CD with a copy of Baby Shark on it. Then just drink the whiskey. The CD with Baby Shark on it is to make you wonder why in the heck you bought a CD with Baby Shark on it while you were wasted. Trust me, though, it's of untold importance.
@Lanxe
@Lanxe Рік тому
@@danielgehring7437 Baby Shark? The cure is worse than the disease!
@Rezorrand
@Rezorrand Рік тому
Damn, I didn't even notice the ear thing until it was specifically pointed out, and I've been watching his stuff for years. I'll probably forget about it soon afterwards too.
@carolmiller5713
@carolmiller5713 Рік тому
I've been watching the smack-down of Putin, Russia & even Belarus by NATO. My favorite part was the "Dismantling" of any particle of Putin pride delivered by the quiet, steely resolve of a Ukrainian member. 💪🏼💙💛
@johnvenditto2908
@johnvenditto2908 Рік тому
I've been watching Steven for many years and never noticed the difference in his ears. And now I cannot unsee it. No matter, he's funny as f---- and always has been.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Рік тому
In southeast Asian countries, the older you are the bigger your birthday party is supposed to be. It's an acknowledgement of how you managed to still remain healthy enough to be alive and kicking despite being older than dirt. It also speaks to how much life experiences you've accumulated and how you're supposed to be a treasure trove of life lessons and guidance for the inexperienced young folks. So why shouldn't they throw Grampa Joe a birthday bash? He managed to remain alive and healthy at 80 AND holding the toughest job in the country! Give him his party, dammit!
@charlesbridges3991
@charlesbridges3991 Рік тому
I said the same thing, at 80 he can't out think most 30 yr olds.
@meh8982
@meh8982 Рік тому
He's doing refreshingly well at Presidenting too. He deserves the celebration.
@yudithcaron8053
@yudithcaron8053 Рік тому
I totally agree. Joe Biden should have the party of the century with all his extended family. In fact, why doesn't he have special activities for every hour to symbolize the decade he's lived in? At one o'clock, bob for apples like in the '40; at two, rock'n roll like in the '50; at 3 pm, hula-hoop like in the '60; at 4 pm, experiment with marijuana like in the '70, etc.
@TheDanishGuyReviews
@TheDanishGuyReviews Рік тому
"On the plus side, l can do this." Me too! Colbert is the only person l know who can do that other than myself.
@chrisliden716
@chrisliden716 Рік тому
Mitch McConnell is ALREADY 80
@carolyntalbot947
@carolyntalbot947 Рік тому
I love the ear trick, and anyway beauty is in the eye of the bear-holder (and Colbert has a Col-bear.) 🐻🏆
@GlennTillema
@GlennTillema Рік тому
I would have never noticed it, ever, if he had not pointed it out! It's like the Tom Cruise tooth thing.
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 Рік тому
What ear trick?
@tayler7441
@tayler7441 Рік тому
2:18 ear trick
@CS-pj8wj
@CS-pj8wj Рік тому
The Fat Bear Week contest is real! So was the scandal. And yes, bear 747 Colbert, is also known as Bear Force One!
@TheKaiTetley
@TheKaiTetley Рік тому
Correction: That is Trumps porn name
@cbird4922
@cbird4922 Рік тому
@@TheKaiTetley they assign names to the gimps in pee porn?
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Рік тому
But who won? 747?
@adrianacota
@adrianacota Рік тому
@@LindaC616 Yes 747 won
@tubensalat1453
@tubensalat1453 Рік тому
Wasn't Colbert supposedly afraid of bears and made bear horror segments quite frequently?
@xenosaga8436
@xenosaga8436 Рік тому
I agree with Vance. We can't be soft on crime. Let's start by throwing Trump in jail for all the crimes he's committed.
@Andrea.1tree
@Andrea.1tree Рік тому
“Beat an elderly person over the head with a pistol”… who is it that wanted to leave the elderly to die during the coronavirus lockdown? Who wants to get rid of social security?
@cc1k435
@cc1k435 Рік тому
I'll go with the GOP for 1,000, Alex. 🤔
@LazyIRanch
@LazyIRanch Рік тому
Cannabis leads to asking an elderly woman to bake more cookies... go heavy on the chocolate chips, Granny!
@dpsamu2000
@dpsamu2000 Рік тому
@@cc1k435 I'm sorry, Your answer must be in the form of a question. You lose 1000.
@cc1k435
@cc1k435 Рік тому
@@dpsamu2000 She asked the questions, so we're moving on down to the big category answers now. 🤣😆
@jazzfan7491
@jazzfan7491 Рік тому
And this is the guy who became famous writing a memoir that explained the troubles of those addicted to opioids. what a faker and fool
@royoschroeder
@royoschroeder Рік тому
They say the best people are the ones capable of laughing about themselves... and I loved how he tucked his ear in haha hilarious not hideous!! I love watching the show every night, best way to end the day so thanks for all the laughs!! Also I love the suits, always looking sharp!! Def my fave show!
@hsoderberg6505
@hsoderberg6505 Рік тому
I have to wonder if he was bullied in school about it.
@hsoderberg6505
@hsoderberg6505 Рік тому
I have to wonder if he was bullied in school about it.
@hashimawan2433
@hashimawan2433 Рік тому
Putin is the most intelligent man on the face of the earth right now!
@Lucavii
@Lucavii Рік тому
I was legit today years old when I realized his ear was any different. Been watching him for years and never noticed lol
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 Рік тому
Wait, so is tucking one's ear in not normal?
@henrikhendrickson2375
@henrikhendrickson2375 Рік тому
Really, really good jokes here, loved the monologue. Also, I hadn't noticed Stephen's elf ear before now, but it fits the nerdiest man in Middle Earth! Rock it, Stephen! But please, don't go to the West with the rest of your fair people, stay here with us a bit longer!
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Рік тому
Exactly what I thought! An elf!
@Words-er5ez
@Words-er5ez Рік тому
I never noticed the ear thing but now that they showed it up close I suspect that the ear is not a deformity at all. Stephen is clearly half-elf.
@unlawfulcoconut7291
@unlawfulcoconut7291 Рік тому
“Oh no rabbit I’m stuck” XD
@scon4130
@scon4130 Рік тому
I've been watching Steve since the very early days of the Daily Show and never noticed his ears were THAT asymmetrical. I'll never unsee it now. Thanks fat bear week.
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Рік тому
Same
@Xalerdane
@Xalerdane Рік тому
That’s what happened to me last year when he brought up Fat Bear Week for the first time.
@jc.1191
@jc.1191 Рік тому
Yup. Super obvious now. Lol
@theodorethompson9032
@theodorethompson9032 Рік тому
The Daily Show was great till he took over and destroyed it.
@RobinBuckleyPhotographer
@RobinBuckleyPhotographer Рік тому
Best take down of the Zuck (yuck)-Berg ever! Brilliant!
@kushpacsmike
@kushpacsmike Рік тому
One of the funniest in a while and they are always good. TY!
@anro7137
@anro7137 Рік тому
That last part with the sound effects just killed me! Thanks for the laugh!
@adrianaheiler9794
@adrianaheiler9794 Рік тому
That bouncy sound 😂😂😂
@Earthbound369
@Earthbound369 Рік тому
The robot sounds 🔊
@kayladawn
@kayladawn Рік тому
Getting kicked in the potatoes was right there! 🤦🏽‍♀️ come on Stephen 🤭😎
@karenconroy1860
@karenconroy1860 Рік тому
Lol I was thinking same thing
@JuliusRCost
@JuliusRCost Рік тому
Lol… hi Luna sorry where are you from if you don’t mind me asking
@jayclark8284
@jayclark8284 Рік тому
Grand theft nacho...gold! 😂😂😂
@plyric
@plyric Рік тому
You know, all these many years I've watched Stephen Colbert and NOT ONCE have I EVER noticed his ear until he just pointed it out. Personality wholly is what counts. I ❤❤❤❤ Stephen Colbert!!! 😊
@Jadeskorpion
@Jadeskorpion Рік тому
Grateful for my nightly dose of Stephen monolog.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Рік тому
I was waiting for this, and I was not disappointed!
@MarcKloos
@MarcKloos Рік тому
Nightly? It's 6am here in Europe!
@hsoderberg6505
@hsoderberg6505 Рік тому
Like a soothing bedtime story after a day of scary news.
@nahuelma97
@nahuelma97 Рік тому
I'm watching while I have dinner at 1:20am before I go to bed lol
@rosenthaldiscount
@rosenthaldiscount Рік тому
putin=hitler2
@WmRike
@WmRike Рік тому
I have been watching Stephen since The Daily Show, and I have never, until now, noticed his ears being asymmetrical.
@GetosBiatch357
@GetosBiatch357 Рік тому
Same, seriously!!!
@charleshash4919
@charleshash4919 Рік тому
Aren't everyone's ears more or less asymmetric? Kind of like fingerprints and retina scans, but operationally a bit more awkward to assess?
@larranag
@larranag Рік тому
That Cold Bear - Colbert is the fattest bear winner.
@kiha6702
@kiha6702 Рік тому
Shots, shots, shots. Covid, Flu and Shingles😂😂😂
@kendipietro6855
@kendipietro6855 Рік тому
And just like that, millions of Americans tried to see if they could "do that" too.
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Рік тому
🤣🤣 I didn't. But I did think about it! 😄
@solertree8653
@solertree8653 Рік тому
I've ben watching the Colbert show for years and I have never ONCE noticed the ear until now XD. The ear isn't who you are Stephen, your wit and creative vocabulary and nerdy knowledge are why we watch and keep watching.
@neilguylindberg6672
@neilguylindberg6672 Рік тому
I never noticed the ear before. No going back! Thanks a lot Col-bear!
@tracyhays3180
@tracyhays3180 Рік тому
Stephan is the SH*T. Cool AF and brilliantly funny! His writing staff and crew are beyond compare. 👏👏👏😄
@eoe3193
@eoe3193 Рік тому
That joke about President Joe Biden and the video clips at the end took me out 😂🤣🤣🤣
@anjailmuhammad300
@anjailmuhammad300 Рік тому
Hands down!!!!
@leroilapue15
@leroilapue15 Рік тому
Stephen is a shill for big business and the commie liberal government, he is a sick, soulless sycophant
@dasstigma
@dasstigma Рік тому
Learn his name at least. Ok?
@OLE9191
@OLE9191 Рік тому
being lied to by a globalist agenda puppet...wake TF up!
@vanessawhitneypro
@vanessawhitneypro Рік тому
Boy, did I need some good laughs today! Thanks, Stephen & Crew! SO excited for John Lithgow!
@mossydog2385
@mossydog2385 Рік тому
Really? Ok, I was a bartender, so here goes What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick....... Sorry, it won't happen again. Ok, yes it will, but you DID express a need to laugh......
@ldfreitas9437
@ldfreitas9437 Рік тому
I heard a good one today: How many Trumpanzees does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Trump says it's already screwed in and the dark is fake news.
@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods
@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods Рік тому
I'm excited for Rudy!
@jeremybenoit759
@jeremybenoit759 Рік тому
You needed a good laugh so you turned on Colbert? Lol that in itself is pretty funny.
@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods
@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods Рік тому
@@jeremybenoit759 Since you don't find him funny, why do YOU watch?
@chaoticcranium
@chaoticcranium Рік тому
They may just be godless killing machines, but 747's story is still inspiring beyond words.
@TobiasMeinecke
@TobiasMeinecke Рік тому
Why do you say godless killing machines? If one believes in God, then they are creatures of God. And same as with sharks, humans are the killing machines of bears, not the other way around.
@chaoticcranium
@chaoticcranium Рік тому
@@TobiasMeinecke It's a reference to one of Stephen's long running gags on the Colbert Report, the show Stephen Colbert did on Comedy Central before Late Show. Look it up, funny stuff.
@TobiasMeinecke
@TobiasMeinecke Рік тому
@@chaoticcranium Got it. 👍 It is funny 😄Sorry for being such an ignorant plank.
@anmnou
@anmnou Рік тому
Again, loving the rhythms this band is playing!!
@couchpotato6270
@couchpotato6270 Рік тому
I always hit the 👍🏼 before I even watch Stephen’s monologue, because I know he (and his writers) will deliver and I get to go to sleep laughing.
@robertspencer6320
@robertspencer6320 Рік тому
Deliver garbage. Yes I agree
@seandoherty925
@seandoherty925 Рік тому
@@robertspencer6320 thanks for taking time out of your day to be here 'garbage' lover.
@urwhytefrightisurproblem8018
@urwhytefrightisurproblem8018 Рік тому
@@robertspencer6320 then why are you here????🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Game on haters
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 Рік тому
They like the abuse!
@gardnerhill9073
@gardnerhill9073 Рік тому
Big congrats to 747 - aka Colbert - reclaiming his 2020 title to be Fat Bear 2022!
@kathryndavidson5056
@kathryndavidson5056 Рік тому
I’m so glad I’m not the only person who remembered!
@renobutters
@renobutters Рік тому
Four more bears!! 😂
@8draco8
@8draco8 Рік тому
I can't find on their side name Colbert, they seems to refer to him only by 747
@SCBJQ
@SCBJQ Рік тому
I love 747!
@liquidaardvark
@liquidaardvark Рік тому
@@8draco8 He's also known as The Bearplane.
@CHR588
@CHR588 Рік тому
Bravo Colbert thank you!!!!! 🙏 👏👏👏👏👏✨✨👏👏👏👏
@CorusM
@CorusM Рік тому
Honestly speaking I never noticed the defect on Stephen's ear, but now now I can't unsee it. 😢
@debraonger282
@debraonger282 Рік тому
Hello Stephen. Thank you for all the laughs.
@jismism9515
@jismism9515 Рік тому
Hello Debra - REALLY? This guy sux
@JuliusRCost
@JuliusRCost Рік тому
Hi Debra can i ask you a question if you don’t mind
@laurawestenra
@laurawestenra Рік тому
Sisters raising their kids together is actually a show I would watch.
@johnsmith-cw3wo
@johnsmith-cw3wo Рік тому
but they actually have to be trans women.
@sbeaufort2793
@sbeaufort2793 Рік тому
I never noticed his ears until tonight. That’s how entertaining he is 😁
@GrahamCrannell
@GrahamCrannell Рік тому
"oh no rabbit, i'm stuck" has me fucking dead 💀💀💀
@Tipton_Wildlife
@Tipton_Wildlife Рік тому
Fat bear week is the superbowl for wildlife photogs. Holly is my favorite!
@nuclearhotseat1550
@nuclearhotseat1550 Рік тому
I love 'em all - Otis, Holly, Grazer and the Grazerettes, 909 and 910 and their COY, and my latest fave, Bucky Dent.
@Jen_Wick
@Jen_Wick Рік тому
The Late Show should have Ariel Elias perform.😁
@richparker3048
@richparker3048 Рік тому
I've never noticed the ear. Now I can't unsee that. Thanks Steven.
@jastan277
@jastan277 Рік тому
JD Vance got "SMOKED LIKE A HAND ROLLED HAVANA " in that debate. 😝😆🤣
@starsabove8059
@starsabove8059 Рік тому
When Stephen Colbert is on rhe air, it just seems the news is more "bear"able.
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Рік тому
I'll finish your rhyme: "When Stephen Colbert is on the air, the news is so much easier to bear." 🙂
@joshuacanup4754
@joshuacanup4754 Рік тому
Holy cow, how many other folks have never even realized Colbert's ear is different? I sure never have.
@trevorz459
@trevorz459 Рік тому
He's deaf in that ear 👂 😳
@scorpnov13
@scorpnov13 Рік тому
Ok it’s legal almost everywhere, but it’s suppose to lengthen your attention span, oh forget it😀
@sweett2185
@sweett2185 Рік тому
@@trevorz459 I don't think he is deaf. It's just misshapened.
@trevorz459
@trevorz459 Рік тому
@@sweett2185 do your research
@OffBeatLondon101
@OffBeatLondon101 Рік тому
I have watched for over 2 years and I never noticed
@aanddone4747
@aanddone4747 Рік тому
😂 "Oh no.. oh no rabbit. I'm stuck."
@Happy-uy5wc
@Happy-uy5wc Рік тому
Time for the Teddy Bears picnic.
@michaellarkin6158
@michaellarkin6158 Рік тому
Grin and Bear it would be funnier than 99% of US sitcoms
@michaellarkin6158
@michaellarkin6158 Рік тому
But then heard Kevin James would be in it. SO would not be funny
@HOTD108_
@HOTD108_ Рік тому
@@michaellarkin6158 Remember when Kevin James played the president in a movie and everyone critisized it for being too unrealistic? Yeah, I believe it now.
@dalastdon2574
@dalastdon2574 Рік тому
Agreed. Then again, there are hardly any sitcoms on anymore. Everything is a reality show or something with a first responder.
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Рік тому
@@dalastdon2574 agreed. Haven't had tv in a year, and don't feel like I'm missing much
@Culinary_Nerds
@Culinary_Nerds Рік тому
My favorite look A like dad is on. Thank you Stephen. You made my night
@The_Serpent_of_Eden
@The_Serpent_of_Eden Рік тому
Killing it with the subtext Stephen, looking good. Hang in there, we're suffering with you.
@baebealien
@baebealien Рік тому
I never noticed S.C.'s ears before... and now I will never unsee them. You f'ed up Steeeeve.
@tylerkochman1007
@tylerkochman1007 Рік тому
Does Vance think that a pardon for a specific charge covers any other crimes committed??? If he knows that little about the law, he is even less fit to be shaping it Pistol whipping an elderly woman would result in separate charges JD. Those hypothetical charges of your strawman would not be covered by the pardon.
@joeb4142
@joeb4142 Рік тому
This was great 😆 Thanks Stephen and Emmy Award winning writers! 🏆
@tjm11015
@tjm11015 Рік тому
I've watched this man for ears I MEAN YEARS, and I honestly have never noticed that his right ear was disproportionate, seriously, never even noticed. Thanks Steve-O, now I'm going to have to get even drunker and, idk, close one eye or something to counteract my o.c.d.🧐
@AndiDuck
@AndiDuck Рік тому
“Mr. Ranger, I've learned two things from stealing pic-a-nic baskets. One: Light mayonnaise is not nearly as good as regular mayonnaise. - Yogi Bear.
@timmartin8191
@timmartin8191 Рік тому
Love you Stephen. Go Cold Bear!!!!!
@catherineroberts845
@catherineroberts845 Рік тому
747 won fat bear week. Congrats colbert.
@rckli
@rckli Рік тому
Theres something primal about adding cartoonish sound effects to an old person Comedy at its purest Like watching someone laugh so much they fart
@jenniferh8148
@jenniferh8148 Рік тому
I took my mother for a spa weekend in the Hamptons for her 80th birthday and it was lit! Massages cocktails & lots of wine!
@everbane3775
@everbane3775 Рік тому
For the record, I’ve been watching Stephen since he was on the daily show and never noticed his ear before. He is too beautiful a man.
@breal7277
@breal7277 Рік тому
Always a joy to watch...makes the dreary news easier to hear.
@drstevenrey
@drstevenrey Рік тому
I just love the 'are we live' test. That really rocks.
@lindaehgartner3705
@lindaehgartner3705 Рік тому
I never noticed your ears Colbert. Too happy everyday to hear your monologue.
@nightowl6260
@nightowl6260 Рік тому
I can't thank you enough for this episode.
@lindabucci1700
@lindabucci1700 Рік тому
I’ve been watching you for years and I’ve never noticed your ear because you are just perfect. thank you for all the laughter and joy you give this country.
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