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Such a genius man...

Wouldn't the dog just loose all of his stem cells and nothing more would happen cuz isn't he supposed to be exposed to the radiation

Dead Meat hallo james

Dead Meat hot dogs without the hot

Dad is that you??

@@fooly592 sometimes it really do be like that

@@arkmclips8793 if you are asking me, sadly no, I'm not your dad. Keep on swimming, my dude

Here before this blows up🤣

I'll do you one better - WHY is he doing?!

Why would you say something so right!

Be Michael myers

@@helenhensman Can't get PTSD if YOU are the event.

True tho

Oh yeah

Lmfao exactly what I was thinking

I expected more from the movie

@@axela8438 yep

@@axela8438 it was better than kills at least

@@invintedwalnut no it wasn't

Hope your best friend doing well.

People forget he's possessed by the devil

@@nekogamer2508 he still has a mortal body tho..

@@hiracoverband through but the more he kills the stronger he gets and he can't be killed

@@nekogamer2508 thats not cannon,Halloween 1978,Halloween 2018,and Halloween kills are canon

Right?? He literally is not human lmao

A: Eat dogs (I Asia that was a joke)

b: can breathe

Pass

If you eat dogs you are considered evil

so, asian?

That’s the scariest part of Michael for me. He clearly has no empathy, doesn’t speak, it would have been so easy for him to be basically a walking zombie. But no, he’s intelligent. He lures people, stalks them, thinks through his advances. There’s a mind behind the mask.

True, he's not an idiot. There's a good chance he'd be able to surmise what you're up to, and find a way around it.

But he IS able to be knocked unconscious, so if you do that and get him into the room fast enough this theory could work

We could have a dead dog go in

You need to find a good actor

lol

And every hero does too

prep time

Only one doesn't, the urple man behind the slaughter who always comes back

​@@alucarD42013, nice one 😂

I get it

T bag at exit gate

Gen rush

Yes

that’s golden😂

That would be an amazing movie.

I want to watch that movie

Sign me up to that movie 🙋🏻‍♀️

Sign me up for that!

Can I be the muppet?

Good he aint ben tramer

Lmao in the movies they always be running like the school walk of thon

Just nuke the county!

Why is no one thought of this this is genius

And not trip over every second

Easier said then done

Bahahahahahaha he's a pokemon! Love that!

Jax Bartlett Imagine if they make a new movie and he finds a spoon

Corgi Reach he’d be 64x more effective

@@forestlol6865 Just give him a sandal that's pure nightmare fuel and the worst pain

*can’t teach an old dog new tricks*

@@adogwhoapparentlyknowshowt4391 lol this was my reaction to Alice madness returns aka these one enemies have spoons and I was on call like wtf is a spoon gonna do

lol I always thought they were brothers

Mate they’re both Freddy Kruger’s sons

0LD PEPS1 *yes*

Technically that's true because Michael inspired Jason

U to?!

Micheal is too powerful, he won't cringe at the puns and the puns will kill you instead

Cuz he'll whip out that goddamn reverse card

Waste radiation?

@@MrGuy-xq5uv But Then Respond With "No U Infinity"

Ok, ive thrown six jokebooks at him and he aint slowing down, now what?

LMAOOOOOOO

Good idea get him high then throw him into the radiation room then zap them nuts why am I not removing that text well i need some food

Give him about 6 tabs and tell him to buckle up.

AAAAAA

I mean... we could probably do something like that if you really want?

+4 🤣

Swap hands

Ikr 😂😂

Michal Meyers: * Reveals hand full of blue, green, yellow and red reverse cards. *

*Michael about to kill you* *Pulls out reverse card* *Michael kills himself*

Searched u up on google, you literally have your own Wikipedia page and multiple images

2nd on one of your comments yoooo

yo who even are you lol I see you everywhere

4th yeah

Please you need to tell me what you are. I'm going insane

Well played

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

(in Will Smith voice) *that's hot*

@@worthyedge9307 *that's hot*

Good one

John Porteous I see that you have read "Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe." Finally, a man of culture.

Killogy less go sherlock holmes and shiii

Just Your Every Day Skater fear does at the man things touch

No the real reason is because it's a movie

@@jimmy-ou4fm yah dud

cringeteria

I guess he's just kinda saying that Michael is in fact alive and mortal since he needs sustenance and oxygen. Unlike Freddy or Jason who can just keep on trucking. Which makes the solution for Michael much different from Freddy or Jason because Michael could still theoretically die.

1. it eats 2. it breathes 3. it grows MRS GREF PPLS!

If he breathes and eats dogs, he's a thot.

but what if they only do one of the things? i mean i eat dogs but i definitely dont breathe so whats up with that

This movie has been scaring the crap out of me so I was like "ah something that'll make me less scared"

@@titan5045 ik you’ve probably heard this before but just know it’s not real and you will feel better, my parents made sure I knew that

Anyone notice that in Halloween H20 Michael Myers puts his mask and outfit on a random normal guy. That guy gets ejected through the windshield of the Van, Gets up like it's no big deal just like he's actually Michael Myers, rammed by the huge van head on, knocked / tumbles down a few hundred feet down a ravine, van lands on top of his back not snapping his spinal cord, and is still alive like an actual bossanova until he gets beheaded. That man doesn't get enough love. Michael Myers would have been proud of him.

I laughed the whole time

@@natethejit5304 thanks it was my first one of these which made it worse but yeah it should be better soon

ikr

That would be overkill xD

It would be affective however...

Tactical nuke! Incoming! Boo Weep! Boo Weep!

Old style Atom Bomb. Nothing left of the guy.

Same, thanks matpat

actually currently the main treatment for leukemia is chemotherapy and bone marrow transplants

@@r2nzx0 Yeah, but chemotherapy still does basically the same thing, destroying cells, just chemically rather than with radiation

#ThankYouRoman

Conor Dolan I was thinking the exact same thing #ThankYouRoman

Are you insane? Even the radiation mentioned in the theory would prolly end up giving him extra strength, the ability to run and who knows what other powers. Chernobyl would absolutely give him a power-up. Not based on science, just based on slasher-movie logic ----- Even look at TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze... What took days or possibly even weeks to turn the turtles humanoid and Tokka/Rahzar humanoid only took about 2 minutes to take full effect on Shredder... And despite *drinking* the last vial of ooze, it mutates his clothes, his armor/helmet and even his flip’n cape, lol ----- Then there’s the *best* and sometimes top-contender for cheesiest slasher ever; Jason (who’s actually not a bad guy, his is the superhero tale for abstinence) Anyway, those nano-bots regenerated a new mask for him for some reason... as if his mask was literally a genetic extension of him... I mean, I’m sure it has plenty of genetic material on it, but seriously? An über-mask? 😂🤣😅

love the profile pic

*CHEEKI BREEKI INTENSIFIES*

@@TheMulToyVerse jesus I can't tell if you're for real or you just don't know that this is a joke.

red kinda sus 100% both I know it’s a joke, but I’m also playing it serious as if there were actual stakes in the real world 😛

Oh god well I guess that’s annoying

r/thathappened

One of my friends last names is krueger! 0.0

James Potter I would so do that to my kid...

@@emmajaubert6249 You can look it up, people have names like Michael Myers and even Freddy Krueger, you dumbass.

lol imagine Flash running at top speed, zooming across the world and everytime he looks back he just sees Myers casually walking towards him at pretty much the same speed that Flash is running just some slow 50 mile steps

teleport*

Extrememode lol

everyone forgets the teleportation run is a power

Helllllllllooooooooooooooooooo 😄

Ah the old don't look at it and it'll go away. Jk

Too late, it broke the box office.

Just give him his candy and a cookie

Chop him from the head to feet and you will still have a brain and lungs

BRILLIANT 😂👏

Wouldn't he die if his head was chopped off

He cannot outrun a car tf?

No he cant

@@daviddow3705 he's inhuman, he can't feel pain which means he could physically push himself to run at any speed and not tire out.

This video came out before Halloween Kills

The new crossover of the century. Micheal Myers VS. John Wick coming to theaters near you

TheAdequateBee don’t do that don’t give him ideas

@Max Katsiotis if u would watch Halloween movies and see that Michael Myers is fucking invincible , and John Wick is just a figher , James Bond , Steven seagal , jason statham , sylvester stallone will beat John Wick lol , even in real life.

John wick would unload 2 mags on him jab him with a pencil throw 3 knives 2 at his eyes and one at his stomach them finish him off by snapping his neck on a book

Movie makers: write that down. Now!

Also, other than Pyramid Head, he is the only killer in the game that seems to be able to get away with killing survivors directly without consequences or permission

@@cdxxlxil9159 meanwhile Pinhead just showed up too

Love that game

@@thatoneantoid51 see without more I thought it was kind of implied that the entity took the lament configuration, and in turn would eventually bring Pinhead or a cent bite at least, when eventually found by a survivor. It's vague but it would seem the Entity planned it this way.

The blight did force himself in to the realm by searching for it

Now I'm imagining him holding a sign with your name on it.

@@w1ndgeneral226 now I’m imagining it aswell

"Hmm, trying to run I see?"

Daniel Ilbråten one, yes it is Two, why the fucking f u c k would you call someone a slur because they made up a funny pun, jealous you couldn’t do it yourself or some shit?? Shut it easy bake oven

@@Saucysaucevibe woah chill out my dude

@@barackobama8309 Ok, sorry.

@Rockness cool you my sir ma'am are a genius

That is a very good pun.😂

omg genius im shook

What if Micheal Myers is Phil Swift in disguise 🤔

Nothing can stop him hide your kids

i see this is where the meme gods are

Your a god 😂

Lol

And mutates into a t-rex.

@@dorugoramon0518 then forms shreks face and becomes the "shrek-asauros" because movie logic

Just Chuck him into a Nuclear Waste disposal facility and lock him in there, he'll melt eventually and since he can't teleport, stay there

@@JayJay-jd4vl then forms into part elmo into a shrelmo-saurus because movie logic (whats wrong with me?)

💀💀💀

No no no he not willaim afton

Harry Reid boi I can’t tell if that’s a joke

Omg I have no idea why this made me laugh so much

@@Destroyer-uz3qb That's from Undertale, not FNAF. I get why you think of William, though.

You could say he has an iron will to live 🤔

Yeah, kinda have to agree with that. And then his mask would morph into something more sinister, and then he would probably get into space somehow, then finally have a crossover with Jason at some point. :/

@@Reishadowen true dat but uber jason beats ass

Reishadowen the mask turns in his face and he gets super sharp teeth

He is talking with real logic not movie logic which in yes that would happen.

Dude's got a point.

Or thanos snaps him dealing with Michael as well

Yeah no you tripping

@@lazyliongames6660 either way its a win for one of the universes

lmao even goku would have a hard time with him lol

@@theoneandonlykyle9800 Goku would close his eyes and evaporate him you only need a power level of 10,000 to destroy a planet and Goku is so beyond that I can't describe it

the cult movie says he gets immortallity if he keeps on killing cause of cult powers

Call Jason

Elmo

@@WavyFH Michael x Jason otp

Literally call Jason or Fnaf or chucky heck I'll talk to him

He coveres himself with FLEX TAPE

Obviously

Michael Myers: * eyes get shot out* Flex tape guy: That's a lot of damage!

*"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO PLAY GOD!"*

UKposts Reject HE IS FLEXTAPE

I love this one mostly for the kermit joke

All these years? It’s literally been less than 3 years

All these years? Bruh you serious 🤣😭😂

@@raptorjesus2516 why you so easily amused 😐

@@mattw8350 I'm a simple person

That isn't canon anymore

@@daviddow3705 i get that i was just adding in that micheal to see how that could be killed

Plot armor

You mean the legendary power called Plot Armor?

Well time to remove his plot armor!

O shit ur right

Yes!! Like the rouge one sqa.... oh wait

* grabs a minigun and kills Mayers or a last kill Mayers and digs up a hole and throws Mayers,and fills up the hole *

@@rylanortheunyielding3811 mayo or myers?

@@imacardboardbox yes

@@wafflejam9015 y e s

Mayers

Lukeforce o god ur one of those survivors 😂

nice one...

No all u got to say is :kick micheal myers

Nice reference

I’ve been looking for the dbd comments.

Pinned, 1 like and 0 comment

I am also a survivor. I was 11 when I got it.

We all support you

Funny for me Halloween was yesterday I'm in NZ

Are u okay?

That is true

*Angry Spanish*

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your right

Or a wooden spoon ( my Italians should know what I’m talking about)

No that can’t be it

@@madisonjames6917 yes he is literally a demon or the devil

Yeah the original creators of Halloween said that Michael Myers is a metaphor for human evil and that there’s no way of stopping it.

@@rhemedyextract7688 what are you doing here? I thought you were dead... How’s Lenny?

@@Welsh7133 lenny is drinking and here is arthur

BOI I hope matpat reads this 😂😂😂

😂😂😂

Sometimes it just be like that

Facts lmao Then uses THE MOST noncannon movie as a way to explain how everyone knows Michael's story even though it's literally a different universe.

Right?!

And he use a dynamite like a cigarette

Lol

Skwooks just take his gun away and shove it in his heart not even that maniac can live if something happened to his hart

r/madlads

How

Daniel Staples Tell that to Randy in Scream 2.

Daniel S Randy "turn around turn around" why so meta

Daniel Staples really?

Wait Andrew wk look at my username what are the odds of that

Daniel Staples the question wasn’t how to survive the question was how do you BEAT him

its halloween today maybe ur dying not only of laughter :)

2020's not over yet, maybe he's dying of Covid-19.

i knew it was hermit, so when i heard it but saw kermit, i was like am i dumb, or is he making a joke?

Am I the only person who called Micheal myer masky because of creepy pasta

I need more info please (it sounds good please tell me more)

He wouldn't last 10 seconds in the marvel universe

@@Xannyphantom905 but he comes back He's like a period They come back

@@errorbirdesther he'll come back twice before he's infinitely fucked over by some mid tier mutant in a non conventional way. Honestly, Shield alone could body him

Weird how someone who is walking is faster then someone going at like 40 mph

Lily bug poor usain bolt

Unmotivational

Very motivational

How "motivational"

Steadily staring at someone while power walking toward them from a long distance is the most intimidating mode of travel.

Jason, Michael, and 2 million other slashers aprove.

Captain Holt of Brooklyn 99? xD

Or driving, or biking, or you know, uber, basically anything but walking, or crawling

good luck with that he has a god like strength. He's not going to wait like a good boy for you to put him in a cage. He can literally lift an adult 30 cm high in the air with just one hand

@@sneakysnakesss829 read the first lines, he's been in jail, we are capable of puting him into small rooms

@@sneakysnakesss829 yeah, but apparently he's been knocked out before, just organize a squadron of ploice units to create a blockade, riddle him with bullets until he falls over, tie him up with metal chains, dunk him into a box and throw him into the ocean, or put him in stasis.

@@jeanremi8384 you are capable of putting Myers in a small room? you get that he's also extremely smart right? the mask doesnt show it but under neath his mask he's probably as smart as Jason when it comes to planning and stealth, how do you know he will fall for it and how do you know the trap wont fall on you, the man has broken out of cuffs before

@@norouziman8748 well, i dunno, but since he has been in jail before, he can be caught.