Disney: "Let's remove the songs and comedy relief character to be more accurate" Also Disney *mixes multiple time periods centuries apart*

*Mulan can't save the whole Chinese dynasty* *you know the saying* : *"CHINA IS WHOLE AGAIN......."* *"THEN IT BROKE AGAIN"*

MatPat’s hopes for the live action Mulan did NOT age well

If this new Mulan doesn't have "I'll Make a Man out of You" then they should stop production right now.

Mat: *Excitedly talking about Mushu and the music* Me:..... Who's gonna tell him?

Belle: "I saved the Beasts humanity!" Mulan: "I single handedly decimated an entire army in the span of minutes, then hunted down and killed the surviving commander."

mattpat: "I have the hopes highest for live action mulan" oh mattpat... you were soo disappointed

Guys... when talking about how Mulan is the “forgotten child of Disney’s 90s lineup” He Forgot Hercules...

I feel like the only logical question after this is: “Did Mulan just sentence her own friends (and herself) to death, or would they have actually been safe where they were?”

"The human voice can't cause an avalanche." 8 year olds on xbox voice chat: "Allow us to introduce ourselves."

This is more entertaining than the live-action Mulan tbh.

9:13 not a bad attempt, the “Huo” and “Long” were very close, but the other two are pronounced something like “Choo” and “Shu-ei” P.S. “Huo” “Long” “Chu” “Shui” are four characters.

*Who’s gonna tell him it ain’t gonna be a musical*

"The forgotten child of the 90s renaissance" Hunchback of Notre Dame, Rescuers Down Under and Pocahontas have left the chat

"your voice isn't powerful enough to make a avalanche" people from anime's: "are you sure about that?"

"Wait.. is Mulan at ANY rate the Shrek movie?" me: *stops breathing* "No, no it is not."

Matpat : tired of baby shark **Every parent/uncle/babysitter in the world liked that**

Hey matpat, on Netflix there's this film called "the platform" and basically it's about a prison that has 333 floors and a buffet of food is placed at room 1 and gradually goes down to the last floor. And I was wondering I'd you could calculate if there enough food to feed everyone at the facility.

Mat: "Mulan doesn't need to rely on unrealistic cgi to make something look more real than the 2d character they drew." Disney: *makes the personalities of their characters less realistic than the 2d character they drew*

everyone: uses metric system based on universal constants such as the speed of light and the mass of hydrogen america: bout half a football field

I would love for a movie to have people hiking a snowy mountain and one of them yells or screams so the group hushes them. The screamer snaps back that they won't cause an avalanche, that's a myth, blah blah, and the group is like that's not what we're worried about! Then yetis attack

There is an inside joke in my family. After a story is told, someone says,”And that is how Mulan saves China.” Don’t know where it came from but i love it

Voice is two magnitudes lower than needed to cause an avalanche. So what WILL cause an avalanche? Me, an intelectual: **three people screaming**

The real loss of the life-action Mulan movie: The cricket.

my science teacher caught me watching film theory...instead of me getting in trouble she was proud of me for learning...and she became a fan

A friendly reminder to all, form someone that has been a lot near and on snowy mountains 1. Move to the Side. Once you see an avalanche heading your way, do not try to outrun it. Find the highground, some mountains have big rocks you can run up on to get away. 2. Grab Something Sturdy. This does not mean run down to the forrest and lock down on a tree as the avalanche will instead of sweeping you away crush you against the tree. 3. Swim. you will be tossed around like a ragdoll inside a avalanche, if you do find yourself inside a avalanche your main goal should be to stay close to the surface as when the avalanche finaly stops it will harden like rock and you will not be able to move so for the life of you try stay as close to the surface as you can. 4- Hold One Arm Up. this one ties in with number 3, if you do find yourself inside an avalanche a life and death changing decision will be getting an arm above the surface as this can save you in a few ways. you might be able to start digging up your face so you can breathe again. you can wave your arm so any potential rescuers can see you and rescue you quickly 5. Create Room to Breathe. do your very best to have some room in front of your face and ensure that your stomach is not compressed by the extreme pressure that comes with being inside a avalanche. the snow will become a cocoon around you and try to press all the air our of you, as an example try breathing with someone sitting on your stomach. 6. Stay Calm. Panic never helps. If you panic you will forget all the important things that might save you when it matters. 7. Look up how to rescue others from the cruel fate of being stuck in a avalanche. there are plenty of tools that can increase the likelyhood of sucsessfull rescue. 8. when in snowy and mountainous areas always come prepared and never go alone 9.make sure to always know the emergency number and make sure you will allways be able to call the emergency number, even if you can save someone they might injuries that must be treated as fast a possible and since avalanches are strong there is a big risk of ripping off the clothes of the one who got caught these are just a few reminders, if you care about you family and friends and plan to visit snowy and mountainous areas make sure you know how to deal with dangers

The hundreds of soldiers riding down the mountain on horseback while the falcon soars overhead and the music plays in the backround is such a good scene, it deserves the respect.

11:01 Matt can you be my math tutor please- xD

You forgot one important question: "Would a small red dragon be able to light a Chinese rocket?"

matt: Can small explosives set off an avalanche? Me: well yeah, 'cause if they can't why is ski patrol setting off bombs at the top of the mountain? Ski patrol: secretly murdering people under the guise of preventing death by avalanche

Mat: I bet Mulan will be the best because of accuracy and songs Me: Uhm..

"I'm excited for the mulan remake." *oh are you in for a treat*

Sgt: Hey private! Call in the Calvary! Pvt: Sir? The Calvary? Sir? Sgt: Did I stutter private?! Call in the Calvary! We're crucifying these mother lovers!

I ultimately request that mat pat read the book “Charlie Thorne and The Last Equation” and find out what the equation really was. (If you haven’t read it, it ends by Charlie learning the equation that could destroy the world but it never says what it is)

I wish there was a secondary channel of Matpat's Movie Reviews. Just to see what he and his team can make something that resonates just like their theories.

0:26 Nugget: PRAISE DA SAUCE! NUGGET IS NOT WORTHY OH THE SAUCE'S GREATNESS!

Mulan without Mushu is like a grilled cheese sandwich without the cheese. D=

Matpat: *Proving Mulan was possible* Everyone: *liked that.*

The live Mulan was probably my least favorite live remake because it was more like a movie inspired by Mulan and wasnt really Mulan

Matpat: I can't wait for the live action Mulan Me: look at him, so blissfully ignorant

Eddie Murphy doesn't play any characters, he just plays himself in different stories

You know you've aged when even Matpat changes his own sprites.

I'm part of a ski team, and I learned a bit about avalanches during one of the ski team weekends, but I had no idea that avalanches could be that deadly. That's honestly really cool. (And should teach me to not go on really dangerous runs haha)

Hearing someone being excited about the new mulan movie hurts my heart a little bit...considering how bad the new movie is.

Did Mulan save China? MatPat: Well yes but actually No... not really.

13:27 I thought when he said “I’m constantly losing small Important objects” I was like, “don’t lose ur son” but the he mentioned it was because his child kept throwing them around. PHEW

I love how he do a good reserch for his videos.

Mulan Sings a song about wishing to see her reflection Is staring at a mirror

Matpat:"Is Mulan the first shrek movie?.... no its not" me:cuz shrek is the second Mulan movie

2:59 MatPat you should’ve said: “Let’s get down to down with physics, and we’ll make bad puns,” see I can do it too

Finally a theory that tells us that something can be done and that the movies have actually got it right. Thanks Mat, I’ve been waiting for this moment for what seemed like an eternity.

I love these videos. Matpat is so fun to watch!

The important question here that we're all missing: would Mulan and company have been able to survive that avalanche themselves?

MatPat: "Charging through the snow." Me: Charging through the snow, on a simple running horse. Screaming at the snow, that won't leave me alone! 🎶

it seems to me, that you misused thePythagorean theory, is the rocket has a range of... let's say 1km, that would mean, that at an optimal angle (45°) lateral distance would be that 1km, not the hypothenuse, in addition to that, when nearing maximum distance, approximating the parabolic trajectory as a straight line is a bit of a stretch.

Watching that avalanche scene in Mulan gave me flashbacks of the first mission of the 3 war story,the one where you play as an artidi in battlefield 1.

Fun fact: Both of Mulan's parents are still alive by the end of the movie.

Mat Pat: Will there be ScHEzWaN sAuCe?!?! McDonald’s: A sh*t. Here we go again...

Okay, this whole beginning is pretty sweet. Honestly, I think the rocket idea was thought up by Disney because it looked cool, they probably didn't consider the historical or realistic aspects of it.

It’s sad how epically Disney failed at the live remake of one of greatest films ever.

When I was a kid, I discovered the Slab Avalanche on a small scale in my back yard. I was playing around, causing little snowfalls with a stick, trying to figure out why some places would work and others wouldn't when my dad came over and told me that what I was doing was the same thing as real life avalanches. It blew my mind. Both because I was doing something that happens on such a devastating scale, but it was also the first time I realized Small Scale Testing was a thing. It was kinda nuts for a kid to grasp that these HUGE forces of nature could be recreated in such a small, controlled environment.

I died when Mat trying to pronounce "Huo Long Chu Shui" lol I appreciate the effort thou.

2:24 short story: I was watching Mulan and when it got to this point the screen had to load RIGHT when the explosion scene was about to play, and it just looked like the firework was taking forever to get to the mountain lol

11:34 nice save I feel like I could cause an avalanche I can scream bloody murder

"and apologizing for butchering the pronounciation huolongchushui" me cringing while sitting next to my totally Chinese parents

Mulan: *Saves china* Matpat: Imma do what is called a pro gamer move Edit: Matpat really looks like a high school teacher right now

Did.. did Matpat use the illustration of the fictional battle between the three sworn brothers and Lu Bu at Hulao Pass from Romance of the Three Kingdoms at 10:27? I like him even more now

I don't get how he doesn't have 10 mil without his awesome content

If I’ll Make a Man out of you isn’t played at my funeral I’m not going

Matthew is just the kid that went overboard on all of the school projects

at 3:06 my headphones died with the lag pun. i genuinly thought it was for a sec lol

I appreciate the metric units that were used (km/cm)

*Talking dragon exists* "ok but how realistic is this rocket?"

I like how he mentions the best parts of the movie from the original Mulan are the stuff that the live-action one is leaving out. He's like "I'm so excited for the new Mulan because I like Mushu and The Make A Man Out Of You Song!"

I love how at 2:34 Josh Gates comes 😂 My favorite TV show (expedition unknown)

0:07 painful lol

MatPat: “will there be Szechuan sauce?” Me: Not only will there not be Szechuan sauce, but there will also not be chicken nuggets or a movie

I’d be more inclined to think Mushu was a descendant of Donkey and Dragon

At Alta, UT, they use an old military Howitzer and surplus shells to trigger avalanches every day!

You actually didn't get it too wrong. In Mandarin Chinese, there are different intonations you have to use, otherwise, the word is a completely different word, and it's really hard to get unless you're 1st language is Mandarin or another Chinese language.

disney: we have two options. new movies, or more live action adaptations. nahhhh who are we kidding obviously live action adaptations

Random Fun Fact: The war in Mulan was actually between two "Mongolic" speaking tribes, the Rouran Khanate(incorrectly called the Huns) and the Northern Wei Dynasty or Touba Wei(A mixed Mongolic/Turkic tribe of Xianbei who adopted Chinese culture). You welcome!

I like how you show the Matterhorn at 3:58 - it's the mountain the village I grew up at is famous for :D Don't know if it was just a random pick or specially chosen although the avalanches from this mountain don't reach the village, two years ago there were a lot of people snowed in in the village and some avalanches covered up the train tracks, so people had to be transported by helicopters

Love your vids💕

I feel betrayed for him changing the pictures of himself

6:16 When he said that I immediately thought “Then the mongols came over ready for war, and died in a tornado”

You forgot one crucial detail: Snow could not have piled up on that mountain in the first place because the mountain is way too steep, so no avalanche.

Loved it. Thank you

If the grandma doesn't stop traffic in this movie, Im suing.

Mulan is so underrated like idk why everyone is sleeping on it

Fun fact: I’ve never eaten at McDonald’s

i got two mcd's bags full of szchuan sauce last time. they better do it again it was amazing. my kids loved it too

Matpat: "Calvary charge" me: well it's a common mispronunciation of "Cavalry," I won't be *too* angry Graphics: "Calvary" (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

When you're so early there arent jokes yet

14:00 yes I promise you I can relate to this.

Cavalry: mounted soldiers Calvary: the hill where Jesus was crucified

2:32 "Unless your of course, wait for it" "The Mongels" *cue the clip from Crash Course History*

jokes on you. in denmark everyone sings along when "I'll make a man out of you" comes on

*Watches after movie came out, sad Charlie Brown music starts*

Teacher: Do you even study Science? Me: I do. Teacher: How do you study? Me: I watch Film Theorists, lol.