I want to see that That sounds cool

This is the type of stuff that keeps me up at night.

the bird uprising

Well did they also punch in the numbers or was that not yet established by them yet?

Oh god one step closer to the bird uprising

Finlay Daley lol if these Australian developers new what they were doing they would’ve made the goose a magpie

Yes

Goose: Develops a Stand. *

Springy Hoi I got 22

@@SpringyAnim you didn't get 22?

"hello internet WELCOME TO GAME THEORY today we are taking a gander with the untitle goose game so heres the question: can a goose ruin your life? Yes. BUT HEY THATS JUST A THEORY A GAME THEORY thanks for -watching- reading"

As a Texan whos college has a residential flock of these annoying bird, i too can agree that this game is insanely accurate

Our geese aren't even birds, they're demons.

@@aistiera_chaosandmusic fr man

Gotta watch out for them cobra chickens lol

@@SquiddyGod make sure to listen for the demonic honks too

And how does he cross things off?

The real question is: Why is Gamora?

No, the true question of our time is: Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Gabe Vela no its : When is Gamora?

This is a bigger question than what is life...

Heheheheheh

8:17 goose have big brain

I approve

Think you're clever do you? Well toucan play at this game.

@@felixroux So you think YOU'RE clever, huh? Well, duck you!

You mean sapient. Sentient means able to feel emotions.

@@mihir_deo I am aware

Corvids have started using anti bird spikes to build their nests and deter predators from attacking their eggs.

>_

That's with Goose Willis right?

@@bugsbunny5005 Yes, where he has to infiltrate the skydraker and defeat the terrorists.

Goose skyhonker has to destroy the duckstar

@@Xvanity10 using his flightsaber

No no nooooo

They asked a goose to name it but it never spoke.

the goose is untiteld so the goose game has no title

@@Kikkatar. think it would say *Honk*

Which one? Untitled Goose Game or the co-op title Untitled Geese Game?

@@thegreatchaos13 Coincidence

I thought it had to do with the actual look of the numbers 💀 the numbers they liked had open lines and it seemed like the ones they didn't had closed lines (8, 4, etc) so I thought 1700 💀

Oh. I thought that it was multiples of eight so 1700.

took me a while too, when i figured it out i scrolled through the comments to see who else actually tried to figure it out.

I thought it was 1700 becuse the number Frankie likes was always higher than the one He doesn't like

pd23 that’s why he didn’t get nominated for best writing 😔

@@sagehernandez1844 Lol yea

Alexandra Hernandez daaamn

Same on you matpat

Lolololololol

I want to like but 333 likes is a perfect number so no.

Never mind it just went up anyway

I see. A fellow memer as well

Crappy B?

instead of blasting,make it honking

Annoying Goose hjonking

Goose: so anyways i started honking

L o l

**Jschlatt memories**

LOL

That is cool! My cat is like Tom anyway

my dog has a strange relationship with blankets. if you put one down in a spot she likes to sit she'll get mad if you even look at it, but if you put one even a millimeter on top of her paw she'll fear for her life and act like she's drowning.

That's cause the object was yo mama! Get Burned Elsa!!

Something gets stuck on my cat's foot My cat: Run. 🤦‍♀"It won't help, that's how you get hurt"

we got a 50 kilo dog that cant sit on the couch if there's a sock on it

Nigahiga enters the chat

LOL 69 likes

I can’t quacking believe it!

Maude Garrett would be proud

Matpat: yes Scott Cawthorn: yes Matpat: what the heck i only said yes! Scott Cawthorn: i know but you need a break from FNaF Matpat: so? Scott Cawthorn: YOU WILL NEVER GET ONE Matpat: WHY?! Scott Cawthorn: yes

I remember at my school geese would always be pooping on our soccer field, and they ended up causing one of our soccer games to get canceled

Fellow Canadian. Yes. My friends grandma had geese on her farm and he hated the geese. They were violent.

@Dylan Dimelow ?

@BigSaroo ?

no it will not

*Excuse me, wtf.*

It’s a exaggeration guys...

Ramona Downgrades

2013: pretty reasonable question 2019: pretty weird

Ramona he’s gone crazy actually he went mad after the 3rd fnaf theory well now we take him to a mental hospital

@@vqsxd Upgrade. FTFY

Fnaf broke him

That fact is not as fun as you might think...

@@tomhill3248 yeah

Tom Hill, but here IS a fun fact about crows! Crows have been known to give humans they befriend names, and sometimes give them gifts in exchange for food!

@@everblue2277 That's awesome! That fact is super fun! Thank you!

Everblue 22 epic

that's what I thought

lmao

269 likes lmao

Someone in my class is terrified of birds because he got charged by a goose

el Dixon was the first day in the second day in the last day and the first day in a day of fishing 🎣 with my second day here i have to go to the first day in a day and a day or so after i was the first day in the world and the day after a day and the second day

Fatima Shams yes day

underestimated goose: peace was never an option

Geese are scary

Especially with Canadian geese 😰

@@milkywaycafe. All the Canadian's Anger and Hate were stolen by the Geese. That's why the people apologize when you hit them, but the Geese want your blood like nobodies business :V

Never will be

Ryan Goosling is such a cliche joke it’s not funny.

Too easy.

That's a *Whip nae naes* bruh moment

Fly Hard

That would've been a *great* way to open the video! You deserve a heart! :D ❤

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

They're very smart. Like, scary smart. You wouldn't expect such a dumb-looking creature to be that clever.

That would have been good!😸

No. No. No, he shouldn’t. There are already too many bad jokes.

This is my favorite comment.

i love him that ill stay thro 5000 bad puns

pun for armegedon and die hard: Armagooson Goose Hard

You sat through 11000

I keep finding u commenting

Yeah, that lady is kinda dumb. Based on the noise when you drag the duck statue, I think it's made of wood. She has to touch the bird's neck to tie the ribbon on it, how does she not feel the difference between soft feathers and smooth wood?

Really speaks about our IQs.

The goose is an evil spy made of steel, that’s why he doesn’t feel soft and his feathers don’t fall off.

i dont think the humans in that game has eyes

Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahha

I mean...we *do* have flying cars...or at least hovering ones. They aren't very impressive though.

@@mentaya11 I'm unsure if I should r/whoosh you, tho.

@@applemunchstudios5380 given that it would completely defeat the purpose of it, I wouldn't. It would imply that something went over my head, or that I missed a joke. I did not. I merely noted that we indeed do have cars that can move along off the ground, so the "people in 1983" were not entirely wrong, despite us focusing on some weird stuff. I do that a lot. Talk about jokes literally. Especially to discuss something interesting like flying cars.

Skiper crac Jacksepticeye: HJÖNK HJÖNK AM GOOSE!!!! *angry Irish noises*

Izzy ___ oh crap I didn’t even notice lol

@Izzy ___ no problem pal

Note : Just ganna be sure i copy and past this in my note book so i don't forget the song i'm writting on :3 that face is so manly HELLO HELLO! Welcome to your first day, in the place where the food is hot and the fun brings light Now you saw us in the local news What made your thought presume this job was for you? WHAT WILL YOU DO?! Between 6pm and the the break of dawn The music start to glitch From when the sun light turn them on You got your cameras and your flashlight What more there you need? Just be quick Just be ready 'Cus they're pretty scary BE very very wary as the day goes on, i maybe there at the exited But not for long, i pre recorded messages to keep you ALIVE! ..i'm not here all day.. Cus i'm the your guide, i'm here to take care of the fear once the time end i will not be here Yeah i'm your guide tick tock These are all the time i need to bring, there not alot of time befor i trust you to survive! I'm your guide Ring Ring Watch the day if get too dark! The time has arise be careful of decision you make I AM THE DESK GUY! YES I AM.. THE DESK GUY HEY HEY! How ya doin?! Now the first day was fine But there's a deep dark warning For the future up ahead so divine Now you see the food stand is a blare Just keep a eye on that guy and you'll be prepared Now the rest of the bunch Well i'm not too sure Because the next thing you know The flesh They're outside your door, so don't forget my simple methods and just use your light Before they take your body and comsume you die! BE very very wary so preserve your only tools Keep the light shining bright for the final.. SHOW!..i'm..not..here..all..day.. Cus I'm the desk guy I'm here to take care and the fear once the day ends i will not be here Yeah i'm the desk guy ding ding These are the rules he bring, there's not a lot of time before i trust you to live! I'm the desk guy, time has arise to be careful of decision you make I am the new guy! YES I AM.. THE NEW GUY! 'Hey there, dude! Glad you're back! The last security just couldn't pick up the slack! So hello there picking up the job so just please understand this hel hole never stops so we build it up from scratch taking the crap cus we all know all the broken stuff just make you go berzerk! To ad suspension the tension in this attraction don't worry about the vents just set them on fire, from the broken down hallucinations in the past they said shove you in the fleshy wall you know the coverup story sounds kinda cute just remember now that everything's gonna be fine because your imagination thoughts are all in your mind, now before i leave i just remembered we found a new toy! a freaking robot with brains! oh what a joy! so i'll pass you reacordings of his voice see, he'll never leave you be so just listen... YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE! ' Take what you have learned and becoming the master of the survival Then you'll be safe when I AM NOT AROUND! HEY HEY I'M THE NEW GUY HEY HEY Cus i'm the new guy, i'm here to take care of the fear once the the day ends near i will not be here Yeah i'm the new guy ' Ring Ring ' These are all the rules i bring, there's not alot of time before i trust you to be alive! I'm the new guy ' Tick Tock ' Watch the hours on the clock! time has arise to be careful of decision you make I am the new guy! Cus I AM THE NEW GUY! hey...hey...hey...hey... HELLO HELLO

@@mikebuston7407 bruh

You cannot pass! 🦢 (they don't have a goose emoji 😢)

Hönk

He’s been doing it for years

the science of flappy bird: how big must their wings be?

*berdly has joined the chat*

@@evilriceplate2590 *Noelle joined the chat*

Actually Flappy Bird in in the hall of HELL

Yes, flappy bird, you are a flying joke

wait, i though undertale wasnt the game of the year cus it was realise too

casually skips 2014 and FNaF

2009 you un-cultured swine

Hey I think I saw this on Reddit, maybe I’m wrong

When out of original jokes, use tumblr. Not that I'm complaining of course

Always bolt the bird.

I was thinking scrooge mcduck

Don’t you mean... GEESEFUL

Peaceful? Peace was never an option

I was chased into a lake and nearly drowned by a flock of geese when I was 4. Yes

@@Lectrikfro When you have a standoff with a goose... you surrender

Dude, Are you ok?

This is oddly specific. Yeah are you ok?^^

Y E S

1,700

Hönk had options no to peace have not

Actually, a more fitting title would be "A goose *can* destroy your life"

Student:nurse I don't fell to good *has a missing arm Nurse:here have an ice pack

Me: gets shot by a sniper School: walk it off!

Thx for the likes, made my day!

Omg lol ❤🧡💛💚💙💜♠️🇳🇴🐺

1700

@Fandom Is Awesome, Ah I see you are a man of high culture as well

@@thelandpiranha4108 Agreed, heard of The Birds. Scary, and could theoretically (pun intended) happen.

Fandom Is Awesome oop

EXACTLY!!

Also : Peace was never a opicion idk how to spell ok sorry

@@Yeagerisx Option*

Hm... is that a plagiarist I smell?

Yep

... you mean covid saitans right?

ThikachuGaming corvid is a type of bird category, like ravens and crows.

Peace’s was never an option

Humans are hunting them, reducing their habitats, polluting their food, water, and air supply, among a ton of other things. Saying a human did nothing is a serious understatement

Justin Bayless dude chill it was a joke. you don’t need to go all social justice warrior on them.

Nightingalelikeart 3 Well, in my defense. I don’t know what we’re talking about.

Justin Bayless the joke was that the goose is so aggressive towards the people in the game who didn’t do anything wrong. I was just trying to point out that It did not need to be as serious as you made it. They weren’t trying to say that in reality hunting and pollution aren’t issues or anything they were just making a joke.

Relate Much?

Y E S

I came to the comments just to see if someone made a good pun he missed. I am pleased

@@richardwhittington3217 me 2 :D

Or is he?😏

Game theory: Haha! No you didn’t!

@@Notquitekris Game theory: That's what they all say....

True

AWW SNYAP MAT JUST GOT *R O A S T E D*

My brother always steals locks from our church XD

That Matt Goose just got cooked

Also I think there was 13 squares

Moon the Wolf locks as in hair?

Thank you

Creator of game: what do we call the game: Workers: let’s leave it untitled

Interesting 👍 👍

I read that as women not worms and was really confused.

​@@theamurray4771 same

that's like being called mr.brown

Yes and the others are called chuck, bomb, bubbles, Matilda, Terrance and the mighty eagle. Note they’re are too many to say these are the og

I just love the fact that Angry Birds has a canon. Where's that deep-dive lore, MatPat? We're waiting…

@@superwolfpup the movies..

@@soumyadileep6214 Yes, but the one Mat was probably talking was Red, cuz he is the most fameous of all, and the one that was on the screen when Mat talked about him.

Same bro

I agree

da geeses r evilllllllllllllllll

Completely true

Wow that got dark

HOW DID U KNOW

And just like that, Slightly Sarcastic was never seen again

Military Intelligence...Still two words that dont make sense. Name it ..

Have a 69th like

Slightly Sarcastic ngl I was expecting a fight gonna go down so-

What if not just the owner but the as well as the goose have been treated poorly by the neighbors, so the owner taught the goose how to torment and the goose obediently followed his tasks and commands because of the same hatred they both have for the neighbors. Im also guessing that the owner was a bird lover and also outcasted by the people and the goose was violently thrown into the river with the owner witnessing that happen,giving them a reason to torment the people.

yhezha finesse yes

That...is emencly sad

@@dorothynava8851 yes, immensely sad.

No it’s happy sad

Same

Same

I thought that too! But then I paused the video cuz i was confused and knew why he liked the numbers because my math teacher is subjecting me to torture

BarkFish me too

😩

That's so amazing!!

fun fact: dinosaurs are a type of bird and t.rex in rel life as very intelligent

@@maskrlzxw6823 I'm scared of a trex as smart as a raven

CORVIDS....sounds familiar.....

You should watch Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds.

Hjönk Hjönk! Am goose!

AM GOOSE!!!!

AM GOOSE!!!!

AM!! GOOSE!!!

AM GOOSE!!!!!