“ima steal your glasses” “you wont see a thing” - DanTDM 2019

"lets take his foot" ~Dantdm 2019 13:52

he protecc he attacc but most importantly they're never getting those bells bacc

21:08 Dan: "I'm not your performing monkey!" Me: "Yeah, you're a performing goose!"

*"He's not crossing his legs properly."* - DanTDM 2019

“What a day to be a goose.” - Dantdm 2019

I hope Dan comes back to this game and does the extra to-do list pages, I loved watching this

15:57 "Oh you're dead, oh next time he throws those scissors at you, they're gonna hit your head, hahaha" Dantdm-2019

'I am the almighty goose. Listen to my tunes.' -DanTDM, 2019

*4:26** Blip Blop* *My mind: *Flashing through some creeper memories**

Dan: "Why is this my goal?" (this is when he is taking the beautiful miniature gold bell home) Me: "To sell it on ebay for 1,000 and the person who buys it realizes it was zoomed in. (also it was sold by a goose)"

*breaks literally EVERYTHING in the entire house* Dan: oops

"I wished for a non concrete girlfriend goose" Dantdm 2019

Only og’s remember when dan broke his hand | ^

Considering this was a two part series, it was still an emotional journey.

"Let's take his foot" dantdm-2019

33:01 DanTDM: What did I ever do to you? Lady: Trapped me in the garage.

Dan: what did i ever do to you old lady? Old lady: well you stole my stuff and locked me in my own garage

Petition for Dan to continue playing this game with the secret to-do list 👇

I remember the good old days when we were all sitting down without COVID in our minds watching dan mess around this was a fun reminder

"im gonna steal someone's bra.. which is great" -DanTDM 2019

1900: In the future there is gonna be flying cars! 2019:

“Because last time we terrorised a gardener” -Dantdm 2019

The woman peeps at the man. Dan: she's stalking him or she's seeing his newspaper.

"We gotta steal a bra- which is great!" Now hang on there Dan--

Goose: breaks everything inside the house Anybody: Dan: Oops

When he said "tomato yes get the tomato*😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆

Dear Dan, I just want you to know you brighten my day. I go to my cousins house sometimes which I hate. But when I watch your videos, I feel so much better because you’re so funny. Never give up!

“I’ve got to steal someone’s bra” -DanTDM 2019

*HE PROTEC* *HE ATACC* *BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY* *HE CAN QUACC*

dantdm: a wishing well (gives coin) the well: BIO I AM NOT A WISHING WELL IN JUST A WELL

"I've messed this up" "I've messed this up properly" -DanTDM 2019

Dan pls pls PLEASE do the other tasks! My dad and I really enjoy this game. thx

"where's that bra" DanTDM 2019 (never though he would say that😂)

Plz make part 3 for this game! This was the best vid I ever watched and I want to see Dan do all the task

20:55 the only people who appreciate geese, Dan

I never thought I would hear dan say “carry me into the pub” or “I’m going to the pub” 😂😂

“I’m gonna steal your foot!” -DanTDM 2019

"im gonna steal someones bra, which is great" - DanTDM 2019

This by far was one of my favorite series you have done

*i have seen a lot of **_-DANTDM 2019s_** in the comments just now*

Dan: "We've been stealing bells all this time." Me: The FBI is onto us

Dan at the end - Oohhh what a cliffhanger Goose - *Casually on the cliffside* Dan is officially a Dad with these Dad jokes-

Dan: I have to steal someones bra... Wich is great Me: um there's kids watching

4:04 "Where's that bra? I'm coming for it." -DanTDM 2019

Dan : wait I just steal bells?!! Goose: its tradition

“ding dong, DING DONG”

8:49 “STOP TRYIN’ TO STRAL MAH SLIPPERS BOI”

Dan : I want a girlfriend Jemma: *EXCUSE ME ?* Dan: ...........

Goose Dan: Breaks something in a house NPC in a different room: HHMMM

1:41 He’s shaking his fist! Me: I thought he was scratching his head

Dan: I’m gonna steal his foot! -Dan 2019

Me: *clicks on dans new video* *2 of the same ads instantly plays* Me: What In the world of-

This goose is so funny! He's quite a troublemaker.

How awesome would it be if they made an Untitled Goose Game 2? With each new game you were put in a new town, but the ultimate goal is to just steal another gold bell

DanTDM on the Pub level: No one else has had shoelaces. The child that he tripped at the phone booth last episode: *Am I a joke to you?*

DanTDM: aww this is a cute goose the duck: *PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION*

"We gotta steal a bra-which is great!" Now Dan there is children in front of you.

Lol the way Dan flapped his wings . My mom : SPREAD YOUR WINGS MY LITTLE BUTTER FLY (That a bonus btw) Me : *Gets a butter and a fly* *spreads it away* that's how butterfly's existed!

"i need your slippers!" "he's reading the anti-goose paper isn't he..sicko" "stop rubbing your thighs its weird." some of my favorite things he said.

33:07 "Swipe it and go" - dan september 2019

6:18 Dan : I think chucking a bra over the fence is a bit of weird behaviour Also Dan : Steals bra from clothesline

14:18 dantdm:he's reading the anti goose paper The man : just Reading normal news paper

“Ive messed this up properly.” Lol

“The vass” -Dantdm 2019

"Plip plop" Me : this is pewdiepie 2.0

“Fine if I look cooler than you than fine your just going to have to do it, cause I NEED those SLIPPERS boi” -DanTDM 2019

The captions are hilarious on this. “Wait what?”= Wäôre “By”= Bite “Wait”= Weight “Honk louder then I’ve ever honked before”= Allow older then I’ve ever hoped before

This is how many bells Dan would steal v

Dan: “ne ne ne ne, de ne de de” *shakes goose vilonetly* Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

At the end the new todo list I did cabbage picnic which was so hard because you can’t pick up the cabbage so you have to roll it to the picnic blanket. Every single time I got near The picnic blanket the cabbage kept falling in the lake which got me so frustrated, but I did get the cabbage on the picnic blanket, Which was such a relief 😅

I kinda hoped he did end the episode near the end, so he could later on in the next episode do all the new to-do list pages

"The amount of laughs that Dan has committed during his life is nearly 981299."

love that game ! i wish there was more parts but love this game!!!!!!!

Also I’ve played this before but if your in the garden and you can’t get the gardener to leave the fence go left and move some soil bags to reveal a hidden passage to get out off Its a lot easier

Dan: I wished for a girlfriend Jemma: *walks in* WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!

Dan: I can drag the goose away this is great Me: 😳

I LOVE this game, it makes me want to play it on my Nintendo switch right now!

Dan: I think I can do it easily Dan after a few minutes Dan: I don’t think I can do it

No one = Not a single soul = Not even the aliens that are unfortunately not at area 51 = 9 year old's last words = -Dantdm 2019.

Lol😂 I was about to say the "gooooooooodBYEE!" that Dan usually says at the end of his boss and i was surprised when he said "HONK!" 😆

Hearing Dan whisper Tomato is the funniest thing ever in the history of everything

“Uh oh uhm-“ Dan paused for a sec..”😊whoops😊” me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

16:38 see? This is what happened when your package doesn’t come on time (meaning never comes)

“I’m gonna steal your goose!” -DanTDM 2019

when he made the man spit out his tea i could not spot laughing

ive watched this five times over

Dan: “blip blop” *i have achieved Pewdiepie noises*

Dan:BiNg BoNg Pewdiepie:FlIp FlOp Dan if you see this play with pewdiepie any game

This was so cute the goose dressed in a little ribbon was the cutest thing ever😂

"Old lady, leave me alone, what did i ever do to you?" Last Video: *Dantdm shuts granny in the garage*

When the music dings before the man threw the vase I can’t even lol

The thing I love about Dan is he plays random games

I really enjoy your vids keep it up💪

I rewatched this so many times for 3yrs..

"He's the only one with shoelaces" the boy "ANGER"

14:51”grab em...NOO gUUg”😂

Dantdm: You don't have eyes at the back of your head. Me: He dosen't have eyes at all😂😂

I love all your goose videos the best they all make me laugh

Dan: Drops Coin In Well 5 seconds later Dan: "Took my coin though".