Don’t forget the abuse to their plums.

Don’t forget the bee in his eye

🤣🤣

dude literally plowed through a brick wall I don't think its cause hes just old lmao

I think you mean = Jeremy’s injuries: Being old and *MY PLUMS*

Did wonder what actually happened to him.

He hurt his back

In typical Top Gear fashion

@@iBlewupthemoon98 loose roads, 16 year old car, 49 year old man, bit of speed, not the best combination (Considering it was 2012 at the time of the film's production)

Xdddd

Ye but when people fall on their arse it's almost always funny, if the person who fell laughs too, it hurt real bad.

It was actually a splitter

When?

Timestamp?

legend has it the gearstick is still there to this day

I would pay good money for that

toonoit on bo'om geer

IN THE PLUMS

Fun fact, you can’t not read this in Clarkson’s voice

do you know which episode is this from?

@@javinskinner2766 its from the grand tour - season 1, episode 11 (its called something like "Italian lesson" if i remember correctly)

@@hinnick3060 Thank you very much!

@@javinskinner2766 np

"it has made murderously bad tempered..." correct response.

Patton Kesselring they say they hate each other all they want, but deep down they're like family. If family wanted to legitimately kill you a few times, went with you across multiple countries to do random stuff in an assortment of cars

@@whitewolf8051 and it did look pretty bad too

@@petrus3801 it was, he was launched backwards and he landed square on his back. I think if they get hurt, theyll leave on camera. But I think they make sure one is okay before they leave

The only time ever

Suomi poika broke some ribs

Winding yourself is no joke. On top of that, he hit his back. I've done something similar when I was skateboarding. Can't speak, can barely move. It's awful. That grunting noise james was making, from my experience, is uncontrollable. It's absolutely awful

Sad but cute at the same time

it's just so adorable makes me want to hug him

Hammond is so lovely

That’s not what he said dipshit

The bike "Its Yankee Doodle Do Time"

In a way, he kind of has a point: American roads primarily caters to vehicles with at least four wheels. If there are any bikes at all, they are more for recreational purposes than utilitarian.

@@dbclass4075 That bit is from a Vietnam Special

The timing on that fall was truly incredible lol

I think it was Vietnam getting revenge by assaulting Jeremy, although I am not sure what it was getting revenge for. 😆

Your name is not spelt wrong

@@greatbritain819 it is

The god of the unknown how

Mastery Killer how tf did I not notice that

In America we say “HOLY SHIT HIS BALLS!!”

Yeah, I don't think even Hammond knows how he's still alive and well

​@@JetFalcon710especially after the dragster crash

@@williammcdermott8692 Mhm, that and the Rimac crash. He could have easily been crushed, burned, or otherwise brutally injured in that accident, yet he survived with only a broken knee _(and maybe a few scratches)_

@@JetFalcon710 yeah

@Thibault Derese Not just that, Jeremy had a bit of concern when hammond fell off his horse in Burma

Most of the time they cut that out.

@Orion V why is everyone being so serious about my comment, obviously they care for eachother lmao

Paramedic: "alright..."

"After the gear knob had been removed from Jeremy's bottom"

@@geznicks ''we moved on''

@@canadiansaabfreak6530 i love this community

You should watch the bloopers in that scene too, one of the most hilarious comments ever made by May sadly I can't find it in youtube anymore

Where did you read that?

@@eleanorliddle2505 no you can tell he had one

Exactly

Oh, I thought he broke his hand, glad you told us.

Yup, if someone ever falls on their head and sticks their arms out like that and their hands weirdly, call an ambulance because their having a seizure

he truly is a legend

Just like every little creatures, he has 9 lives

@@layonyatsu7203 he does look like a smiling hamster sometimes

To be fair, in both of those crashes, if it had either of the other two, there would have been memorial episodes with Sarah McLaughlin playing... Not because they'd be sad, but to piss off the late host.

If see watch some of Hammond's old episodes you might feel that he has gotten significantly less sprightly and cheerful over the years, and understanably so. Poor Hamster.

@@Alkaloid-Odin Very true, but having a near death experience in a 10,000 HP will do that, so it makes sense. Hammond stated that there was fear of brain damage, but I would suspect that his emotional control center has been thrown out of whack since that incident.

@@ZeroCrystal hell if you read his autobiography while he was in hospital, his brain basically needed to grow up again and even after he recovered his wife knew that he had changed since the whole ordeal. He was still Richard Hammond but different somehow

Snaily not for me as I know he is ok and survived

that was so wholesome

But like what hapened there? Did his finger got stuck or something

@Rivinaka Dharmaratne Really? I thought he accidentally cut it when the panels fell down

Poor Hammond.

His voice at that time tho

Yeah. From what I can tell, Hammond may have gotten a bit of brain damage from that crash, and he's lucky he didn't die

Yeah, especially Hammond's dragster crash. Apparently he ended up in a coma and may have gotten a bit of brain damage from that one

same, god almighty

Gotta skip that bit whenever the episode is on

It’s how he goes down that’s unsettling for me - just flat down and his arms carry on with the rope.

He does a classic fencing response after too, definite concussion

The noise he makes is what I hate.

could of been properly deadly if not severely debilitating

I felt that hit

Just to think that his whole life boiled down to the shape that that particular rock eroded to.

@@tuubas2 Yeah I know. Thinking about that sort of stuff puts how fragile we really are into perspective. I actually had a similar experience once when I was a boy fooling around with my friends and even though you don't see tonnes of blood and stuff like in the movies, head injuries like that are really serious.

the way he didn't even shift after he hit the ground really scared me

How can you throw out your back picking up a sock

He broke his neck though...

I pulled a muscle in my side so bad while sneezing, I missed a day from work because I had to take muscle relaxers just to sit comfortably.

This is how you find out you are old

Don't worry, eventually you'll start to injure yourself while sleeping. Getting old sucks.

Drifty no just how big idiots they are

@@tobiasstorgaardlarsen2195 Most of the injuries could have been avoided easily: If you work on cars, wear gloves and safety glasses.

Well not anymore

I think you'll find with an IQ as low as these 3 even filling the dishwasher can be dangerous

"where no american has been before" the bike: peace was never an option

What would we do without him

This was my first time seeing that one, felt genuinely concerned there that could have gone very badly

Yeah that's probably the worst one I reckon. That could have been life ending quite easily.

Especially when he showed visible confusion and memory loss, that's the telltale signs of a brain injury.

I try may just be old age, but some of his more recent videos, he has a twitch, but it’s the exact same every time

That's the best bit lol

L L L FU OWW

Didn't take me long to find the exact same comment I was going to make. The goggles along with the Porsche Panamera headbutt clips have me in stitches every time! 😂😂😂

@@RichO1701e 100% 😂

What actually happened to his neck

@@internetduck1520 he probably drifted way too hard and his neck gave out probably

@@VegitoBlueYT poor lad

ChasmaHyena I think his neck had been damaged quite badly previously by the crash in the lorry

0:12 1:25 3:25 3:40 4:25 5:03

thats the best line in my opinion 😂😂

Jezza’s secretly the best driver, that’s why.

but even on those horses, he has his luck. not only in cars

Until he had that double pneumonia while filming in Mallorca

he's lucky when he falls off the scooter. if there's another bike or any vehicle behind him, that will be deadly.

Around 3:45 he strains his neck randomly

OMG Haedox?! Didn't expect to see you here!

Not gonna lie but falling of a horse doesn’t hurt if it’s on sand o on a dirt road trust

They’re not guys, they’re men.

@@plki6477 It hurts when you’re old and falling on a vulnerable spot

@@lr8198 I forgot they were old

Big ape should have been wearing thick enough gloves so he wouldn't have nicked his hand

@@EntertainmentCheese2022 haha yes

Sometimes his genius amazes even himself!

yeah xD what was he trying to do anyway?

@@srija8409 He was making an L but he hit his goggles... karma really

@@tonyluong6732 ohhh xD

4:06

I'd had backpain issues when I was 14 .. and i'm 26 now btw

he likes biking. it is just the motorized version that he is not fond of.

@@LednacekZ I forgot to add motor

Your Dad Health and safety or fun - you have to choose one

@Your Dad Worst example ever.

Had it not gon into the dirt he wouldn't have been injured at all. If he was any taller, he actually would have died from that crash

Thats not blood .. its the dust .

wind surfer can you tell me what timestamp

@@henry4534 1:27 I think

I dont think its the blood. But he did knock himself out cold. He went stiff for a secons

it is blood,just checked the episode in question out

Yeah, Hammond genuinely cares for his friends and knows how painful it is to fall off a horse

Instead he makes a face like a growling bulldog.

Which one?

@@Maob08 the dragster one i think

@@tubbytobey1234 Humans are pretty durable. I mean you can get shot in the head and live with minor complications. People have survived some crazy stuff

​@@elisabethschmerzler963 Yeah that's true, I think I once heard about a guy who fell three stories and walked away without a scratch

Or James banging his head against the mast boom of his Triumph Herald sailboat (multiple occurences)

Or James slipping off a gangplank in the Bolivia special

Or James dying horribly in the Getaway Cars episode

Talk about whiplash

Considering everything in this video, it's genuinely surprising that they're all still alive

Fatal?

Judging by how Hammond's still alive, I don't think the crash was fatal

Is Hammond Jesus?

I don’t think most people realise how terrible that bike crash could’ve been, if there were a car behind him he could’ve died

Jezza had the short end of the stick in his arse during the lorie episode too.

Yeah coz hamster almost dying twice doesnt count

The Mongoose yeah Hamster is so used to near death experiences it doesnt bother him anymore

@@SMH55 Sadly Richard is becoming known as Top Gear and The Grand Tour's 'Crash King'...

*Be Brave

One time I put a half-finished ring on my finger like an idiot....turns out one side was very sharp. I learned a valuable lesson that day 😂

This is why actual sheet metal workers wear gloves....

He should have been wearing gloves cutting aluminium. Shame on the producers. Completely preventable accident.

@@bsb1975 I cringed seeing him cut that aluminium cause I got myself a deep cut once

When?

awful timestamp, more like 5:06

Sounds like he said "aw crap"

FIX YOUR TIMESTAMP!

508 it is

Out of punctuation?

James smacked his head hard on a stone in the Syrian desert after being shoved by a tow rope trying to help Richard rescue Jeremy and had to go to the hospital for a while, How did that look minor?

Cheeseman Entertainment I said somewhat

@@nibbatronnigga6934 I mean James could’ve actually died since he had a seizure

KuUugh

@Thibault Derese r/wooosh