Funniest moments from the 9th series of Top Gear UK.
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@dakotabrabec3 роки тому
"He's not the Stig, but he's the Stig's American cousin." "Big Stig!"
@JunRozenovich3 роки тому
I heard "Pig Stig!"
@quipquap14323 роки тому
@@JunRozenovich Same!!!
@megopteryx3 роки тому
Sthicc
@glennmatthews7583 роки тому
Big Stig is actually the Stigs Aisyralian cousin, due to the massive bulge he was sporting when he first was introduced. I prefer Fat Stig as the name for the Stig's American cousin.
@CertainlyCaro3 роки тому
BIG STIG
@SamC-bg6vn3 роки тому
James’ panic when the steering wheel falls off his limo is the best thing ever.
@bigupyourself3 роки тому
..Grabs at the dashboard.
@TomasUjhelyi3 роки тому
I could just imagine what they were thinking when they saw him drive straight off the road onto the grass
@lr81983 роки тому
Well it wasn’t a panic
@erneststyczen70713 роки тому
@@bigupyourself you would do the same...
@Joekes13 роки тому
Because the 'pair of utter pillocks' broke his car.
@notonemo70463 роки тому
I laughed more than I should’ve at the joke of James walking into an American dealership
@jacobmassey38973 роки тому
Its Hammonds laugh that makes it so hilarious 🤣
@joelikespotatoes8321Рік тому
As an American I approve, Bang.
@cande_1025Місяць тому
im ur 2,1k like
@notonemo7046Місяць тому
@@cande_1025 thank you
@kiwisontoast3 роки тому
Nobody’s mentioning the “go to your own kid’s sports day” joke that is bloody brilliant.
@xd__advisedguide2 роки тому
Still laughing about it
@TheJumpingGymnast10 місяців тому
I’m actually still in tears about it😂
@Thephrogdoob7 місяців тому
@@TheJumpingGymnastI didn’t get it
@apstreams55987 місяців тому
@@Thephrogdoobhe’s joking that Clarkson is trying to video random kids sports day rather than his own. It’s a pedophile joke
@Thephrogdoob7 місяців тому
@@apstreams5598 ohhhhhhhh😂I’m sorry I’m autistic I suck and inferring
@angrycarguynerd57993 роки тому
"They do not have the legal... *Dead Duck Noises*
@duckmeat46743 роки тому
Telling me
@Jayqo3 роки тому
Duck Meat bruh
@williamlewis69673 роки тому
just saying dead ducks don't make noise
@jamie80373 роки тому
@@williamlewis6967 nha shit i thought they did
@chrisjacobs83943 роки тому
Smoking’s bad for ya kids
@KomradeSeals3 роки тому
James looking straight down the barrel of a loaded shotgun: Hammond: Genuine concern and panic. Clarkson: Fits of laughter.
@alistairwalker28502 роки тому
“How are we going to explain this to Health & Safety?”
@NobodyQuiteLikeMe2 роки тому
There is no way they would put the three of them in a room with a loaded shotgun.
@mrmax1282 роки тому
Well you’ll have a ball watching Clarkson with a shotgun shooting at May’s shed in the garden episode
@HandHaben2 роки тому
if ur gonna refer to something in the video- post the timestamp…
@KomradeSeals2 роки тому
@@HandHaben I didn’t feel like it
@Speeff3 роки тому
"You pair of utter pillocks!" "You're such an insufferable oaf" James has the best insults by far
@mrcosmo81072 роки тому
Yes indeed and no one uses today
@ThePiquedPigeonРік тому
You are an APOCALYPTICAL DINGLEBERRY
@NylfaenNoldoreth7 місяців тому
My favourite is "Blasphemous Maggot"
@adim24272 роки тому
1:13 I like the fact that Hammond took the blame for the cameraman
@SimonStrangeРік тому
Also the look he gives the cameraman.
@makaylanicole27353 роки тому
Things James May hates: Snow Cold Outdoor pursuits Pushing his body to find the limit The noise his clothes make Zippers Pockets That Jeremy Clarkson's stupid truck
@abramo77003 роки тому
That
@makaylanicole27353 роки тому
@@abramo7700 yes
@GOAT_GOATERSON3 роки тому
LOL
@joeyfyan5783 роки тому
France
@ChrisRash3 роки тому
Running
@aspyr56813 роки тому
"Hammond." "Yeah?" "May, bad luck." I don't know why but this killed me
@erneststyczen70713 роки тому
Its rude
@willch.22592 роки тому
@@erneststyczen7071 oh no Anyway
@erneststyczen70712 роки тому
@@willch.2259 Last week
@arxuia68653 роки тому
“He will have walked into a dealership” “Hello” “And they’ll have shot him” 😂😂😂
@joelikespotatoes83212 роки тому
As an American its pretty damn embarassing that I have personally heard stories of this happening to people and they end up getting killed or nearly shot.
@SuperSmosh1232 роки тому
@@joelikespotatoes8321 at a car dealership?
@Thwack9922 роки тому
@@SuperSmosh123 Yep, seen a video of 3 people getting into a shootout at a car dealership and all 3 of them died.
@urbanprojectzРік тому
@@joelikespotatoes8321 LOL WUT
@d0uble9923 роки тому
"You will be the first person ever who went to the North-Pole, who didn't want to be there" That's one way to put it lmao
@kelvinkemoi2482Місяць тому
It'll definitely motivate me 😂
@BuenoSeraPerkele3 роки тому
"We will not allow Adolf Hammond to ruin our plans to this great, this wonderful..."
@lowgunfire26713 роки тому
(Throws helmet.) "Shut up!"
@earlofsmeg3 роки тому
@@lowgunfire2671 😂😂😂😂
@deadshot_daquiri_remastered3 роки тому
Does someone knows the sauce to that episode?
@AKSHAY-bu4ox3 роки тому
@@deadshot_daquiri_remastered s9 e1
@aleasd79052 роки тому
@@AKSHAY-bu4ox thanks
@evantra17613 роки тому
Probably the peak of Top Gear.
@MrShikfootball3 роки тому
Nah the peak was right before clarksons dismissing
@evantra17613 роки тому
Got far too overly scripted by that point, in my opinion.
@aaronking23693 роки тому
yup
@dazzaMusic3 роки тому
The banter on this series was legendary
@brandonharris97693 роки тому
IMO series 5 to about series 17 was the peak it became it bit inconsistent after that imo specials were always good though
@Da__goat3 роки тому
“I hate being cold.” -James May. *lives in the UK*
@alfredkc3 роки тому
England isn’t that cold...
@therainbowdoggo15533 роки тому
@Colonel Kablooey Those are rookie numbers,
@tomstech43903 роки тому
@@therainbowdoggo1553 Not when you got humid air from the gulf stream and houses insulated for winter its not.
@nervesconcord3 роки тому
It's a bit of a misconception that the UK is cold, speaking of England where he lives the coldest it ever really gets to is -5/-10°C in winter, and the summer months average around 25°C, last year we had a few days hitting 34/35°C, and it actually feels hotter than it is due to England being quite humid. I know a Greek family who were actually surprised by just how hot it was. What we do have however, is an abundance of overcast days where it's just grey, slightly cold and slightly windy. Bill Bailey described it as weather which fills the British people with a sense of wistful melancholy.
@getchasome62303 роки тому
@@nervesconcord right? The UK isn't cold nor is it hot. Its temperate, but it does rain quite a bit. Lol
@jennihowell65413 роки тому
James may: “Crikey it’s the Rozzers” “You insufferable oaf” “That’s just childish and doesn’t solve the problem”
@twisted_nether3732 роки тому
The argument, not the problem. They were arguing.
@gregheffley99842 роки тому
0:00 Polar Special 0:35 Limousine Challenge (Episode 6) 0:50 USA Special (Episode 3) 0:58 Fix the Road in 24H (Episode 1) 1:55 Polar Special 2:22 USA Special (Episode 3) 2:46 Limousine Challenge (Episode 6) 3:29 Three Small Cars Fight (Episode 2) 3:44 CoolWall (Episode 4) 4:16 Three Small Cars Fight (Episode 2) 4:20 Fix the Road in 24H (Episode 1) 4:37 Limousine Challenge (Episode 6) 4:44 USA Special (Episode 3) 5:04 Fix the Road in 24H (Episode 1) 5:14 Polar Special 5:22 News (Episode 5) 5:47 Limousine Challenge (Episode 6) 6:26 News (Episode 6) 6:51 USA Special (Episode 3) 7:07 Polar Special 7:36 Three Small Cars Fight (Episode 2) 8:01 Growing Petrol (Episode 5) 8:22 News (Episode 6) 9:24 USA Special (Episode 3) 9:39 Limousine Challenge (Episode 6)
@urbanprojectzРік тому
THanks]
@RubyBlueUwUРік тому
Thank you so much, omg
@TheAnti-Hero.Рік тому
Where can I watch full episodes?
@gregheffley9984Рік тому
@@TheAnti-Hero. SolarMovie
@TheAnti-Hero.Рік тому
@@gregheffley9984 Thanks
@ciarancundelan75703 роки тому
Clarkson to Hammond: "Go to Tierra del Fuego..." That worked out well in the end. 🙃😅
@dannyplatt61613 роки тому
I caught that I didn't know that Clarkson can see into the future 😂
@jbee97132 роки тому
Haha I was thinking this too haha!
@qg12353 роки тому
This was uploaded 2 months ago and has over a million views.. Shows how great these three were. Grew up as a kid watching this and I miss it so much.. Best show I've ever seen.
@ondrejvolecek72153 роки тому
You know about the grand tour?
@qg12353 роки тому
@@ondrejvolecek7215 Yeah, and while its also very good, for some reason its not as memorable as Top Gear. I watched many Top Gear episodes like 10/15 times but with Grand Tour, I have not rewatched many episodes. The first 2 seasons felt a very scripted anyway, whereas with Top Gear even though it was scripted, you didn't notice it as much.
@ondrejvolecek72153 роки тому
@@qg1235 yeah.... top gear is legendary
@guitarlover302Рік тому
agree ! such a natural chemistry between them - absolute crap Paddy Mc Guiness version 💩
@pandumiharja67693 роки тому
Jeremy running : MAY YOU'RE GONNA DIE, I GONNA FEED YOU TO YOUR OWN MACHINE
@earlofsmeg3 роки тому
🤣😂🤣😂
@anamariaacuna13803 роки тому
loved it! XD
@morgothbauglir85082 роки тому
Jeremy would later become a farmer lol
@Brinkly10003 роки тому
Golf scenes! 🤣 “That’s just childish, and doesn’t solve the argument!” 🤣
@bobkin6113 роки тому
"You got carpet burn" "How am I gonna explain this to my wife" hahahaha Oh man the adult jokes I didn't get as a kid...
@legioner93 роки тому
😂😂😂
@zembers2 роки тому
care to ellaborate? English is not my first language so i dont really understand the referance
@martind47212 роки тому
Me neither 😅
@randomterrarian55662 роки тому
@@zembers Pubic hair is sometimes called 'carpet'.
@randomterrarian55662 роки тому
@@martind4721 Pubic hair is sometimes called 'carpet'.
@BTG073 роки тому
6:52 Everybody's very fat, everybody's very stupid and everybody's very rude.
@therainbowdoggo15533 роки тому
I have to agree, but I'm still mad.
@zulfarhanmerican68723 роки тому
Americans
@aaronarshad36873 роки тому
@@zulfarhanmerican6872 aye
@Race3303 роки тому
I really can't disagree judging by whats happening right now 😂
@basba_qal3 роки тому
I guess you haven't been to France. lol
@earlofsmeg3 роки тому
Clarkson's laughter when Hammond took a swing at the golf ball. Dying here. 😂😂😂😂
@dongatello69693 роки тому
“Hammond?” “Yes mate?” “May, bad luck.” Kills me every time
@nssteja75162 роки тому
0:54 my favourite "hello" of all time
@That_Goth_Redneck_3 роки тому
4:16 gave me a heart attack
@iCazZiStronZi3 роки тому
2:06 Looks like a father teaching his little son to ski 🤣
@DukeofWellington6773 роки тому
Hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂because Hammonds’ the young one
@adampotatos68542 роки тому
6:11 the fact he was touching the dashboard as if he was trying to control the tire using his mind 😂😂
@JetFalcon710Рік тому
I also like how he tries to grab at a ghost steering wheel when he has the real one in his hands
@88HEATHENWOLF3 роки тому
"Hammond?" "yes?" "May, bad luck"
@earlofsmeg3 роки тому
😂😂😂😂 That must have been painful for Hammond.
@Tony-1123 роки тому
☠️☠️🤣🤣
@RustyDust1013 роки тому
Massive burn in a mere three words. That's how you do it.
@AM-cm9sg3 роки тому
5:08 is hilarious the way james runs after the tar trolley
@eddherring30882 роки тому
All those challenges where May refuses to run on tv.
@nicolast.m.56643 роки тому
i like how hammond takes the fall for the camera man
@asnodt67633 роки тому
4:17 oh nice, a Kurt Cobain refference
@dirtyricenova75033 роки тому
I want to not like this comment, but I like this comment.
@Dim43233 роки тому
Ohhhhh
@idde43453 роки тому
That still hurts. Well, not if you're Kurt Cobain.
@applejuice52722 роки тому
4:02 "Run. Run or you'll be a lot shorter."
@bencoakes69783 роки тому
1:47 “adolf Hammond” 😂
@iyimontageziyi90793 роки тому
1:45
@peerieman23 роки тому
The way James says pillock at 3:19 hits different 🤣🤣🤣
@charlieking99243 роки тому
I agree with James those clothes that make noises are annoying
@getchasome62303 роки тому
Fukk swooshy coats
@firmak23 роки тому
i disagree, i think it gives it more charm
@pip-pip50293 роки тому
It gets to you after a few hours
@mr.amazinggaming11533 роки тому
I agree to disagree. I love those!! The snow will never stick!
@eaveskc3 роки тому
Its fun to make fun of James and his quirks, but the older I get the more I agree with him...
@woodrow_mayes3 роки тому
This was by far the best series they ever made, it has everything that made them great.
@rallyecars74493 роки тому
what series is this? I don't remember the golf episode
@helplmchoking3 роки тому
Rallye Cars season 9, like it says on the damn title
@jackwatson39443 роки тому
Top gear US was much better though.
@Xiphactinus3 роки тому
Down Town caught any fish with that bait?
@jackwatson39443 роки тому
I usually do but nobody's biting on here.
@nothajzl3 роки тому
6:47 Richard’s comebacks are the best, he just destroys
@jameswallace70913 роки тому
“It’s okay we can go together” and “James was rubbish with the shotgun” James is fucking hilarious
@SaintPhoenixx3 роки тому
"Hammond!" "May." ... "...bad luck."
@benlong72283 роки тому
We’ll go to your own kids sports day 😂😂😂
@xtremegaming18373 роки тому
8:39 James’s laughing did it for me here 😂😂
@captainjotunheim16563 роки тому
"James was rubbish with the shotgun" "WOOOAAH"
@lumo74613 роки тому
Biggest mistake BBC did was letting these go.
@rjs1985853 роки тому
You mean the biggest mistake was Jeremy punching his producer 😂😂
@DickiMonster3 роки тому
Producer: but he punched me 😭
@boomermoment38933 роки тому
rjs8585 assistant producer! And it was fair cause he insulted him over his dead mother
@MrMrliamo3 роки тому
@@boomermoment3893 you are a liar
@realcanadian963 роки тому
Yes
@seasngtings3 роки тому
“James was terrible with a shotgun” 😂
@alfie45043 роки тому
tbf to the cameraman there really should of been a glass case over the emergency stop button to avoid accidental presses
@tpuwu80123 роки тому
No they shouldn’t, in the case of an emergency another second spent taking the case of could cost a life.
@tpuwu80123 роки тому
@@jak1279 ThAtS nOt HoW tHiNgS wOrK , bro don’t try talk about something you don’t understand.
@hyhy50833 роки тому
@@jak1279 That's exactly how it works. Which is why emergency stops on tools and the like are rarely fitted with covers.
@notastone48322 роки тому
@@hyhy5083 if they did fit covers on them, most companies would just remove it anyways xD
@neilmurphy8452 роки тому
What episode is that from
@GD-rq2uh3 роки тому
James holding onto the dash to try to steer the car 😂😂😂 6:10
@StacXion2 роки тому
8:01 I was 100% expecting Clarkson so do this at his farm lol
@dr.bright6272Рік тому
May! You're going to die and I'm going to feed you into your own machine!!
@georgedooley82473 роки тому
That one scene with James and the shotgun will always make me laugh😂😂
@davislinkaits69353 роки тому
9:57 Naaaah, the way that May looks, I’m deeeeaaaad 😂🤣🤣
@diegoestradahernandez27282 роки тому
Why was the man behind so pissed?
@JetFalcon710Рік тому
His face just screams "oh for god's sake, when will this end"
@MoolersРік тому
Quite possibly THE best season. Road works, building limos, the southern US special, the Reliant Robin space shuttle, tractors and James driving the Veyron at top speed. Not to mention a great line of guests including Jemery's crush Kristin Scott Thomas. Absolute peak television.
@sirenhead8767Рік тому
9:01 if you see a police man measuring your children you think “ Quick, call the… OH” bruh lmaoooo
@michaelkeaton53943 роки тому
The part where hammond shut down a power plant is, for me, hilarious
@robbutterill14262 роки тому
*aggregate plant, the challenge was to resurface a road in 24hrs, and they sent hammond to the aggregate plant where they mix the stone and bitumin to make the asphalt to lay on the road but hammond’s cameraman lent on the emergency stop and thus delayed the whole job
@fredschriks85543 роки тому
08:01 When you play Farming Simulator for the first time 😂.
@emmasaviation29683 роки тому
I felt that one 🤣
@h.p.e.t.57703 роки тому
I remember that episode. Didn't they blow up the field: Fire in the hole!!! Plowing is done!!! That really killed me 😅😅😅 Greetings from germany 😎
@fredschriks85543 роки тому
@@h.p.e.t.5770 Hehe Jeremy did that
@ournewzealandfarm9603 роки тому
yes that is the best bit.
@mathiastheapprentice3 роки тому
What episode was it?
@Joost.3 роки тому
4:25 cameraman can't keep it together 😂😂
@harveypage99623 роки тому
Thought that was James who threw the megaphone under the roller?
@Joost.3 роки тому
@@harveypage9962 lmao 🤦🏼♂️😂😂😂
@brandonjohnson29653 роки тому
"go to your own kids sports day" 😂
@eyesoking3 роки тому
1:30 he had his controversy in Tierra del Fuego
@caliber90053 роки тому
Netflix: Are you still watching? Somebody’s daughter: 9:25
@harsimranbansal53553 роки тому
Bruh 🤣🤣🤣
@hansgruber7883 роки тому
I’m being really dense can you explain?
@sabersz3 роки тому
@@hansgruber788 look up the meme "netflix and chill"
@kifer25943 роки тому
@@hansgruber788 she is taking a shower because she watched a movie and it was late
@andregon43663 роки тому
8:15 my very favourite part
@99SuperKiller993 роки тому
Can't script the anger of a hundred worker when their plant gets shut down 😂
@dosenwurst1013 роки тому
The greatest trio of TV History
@muffinman45153 роки тому
“They don’t have the legal right to measure children.” Lmao
@biggestwanderer88273 роки тому
1:30 Well, we know what happened there.
@thebassboostedchannel12513 роки тому
I find it incredible that James may has the mind of an 85 year old man but had never played golf
@axylthomason47843 роки тому
The best season, probably.
@KRONIKBASS8083 роки тому
9:23 when he says he is cool but can't help laughing 😂
@HRHooChicken3 роки тому
James May grabbing at a steering wheel that’s no longer there is perhaps my favourite top gear moment
@humbertorubi27353 роки тому
The good old improper and real Top Gear! Yesterday I was watching Discovery Turbo and suddenly hear the Top Gear intro and found it was the new Top Gear. Never watched it before so I decide to give a chance to it...the level of disappointment isn’t possible to be described. What a waste of resources and an hour of my life that I will never recover.
@ramal57083 роки тому
1:08 hammond's angry face
@Veyron722skyhook3 роки тому
"You can't video children. Have you ever been to a school sports day? You have to ask every parent there before you're allowed to take the camera out the boot." "Well go to your own kid's sports day." Classic. :)
@sgtfrozty3 роки тому
7:53 such a terrifying moment in The Last of Us Part 2
@Hobo14003 роки тому
That face at 4:32....beautiful
@stewartgrindlay97602 роки тому
James still trying to steer the wheels while it’s off in his hands lol. Brilliant series
@T0MMYDUDE3 роки тому
5:00 cracks me up everytime
@august25th383 роки тому
8:40 so that's what that clip is from 😂😂
@AkiraHartonoРік тому
10:17 comedic timing
@agreen1823 роки тому
This was such a great series. TG's golden age IMO
@JM-eh3ve7 місяців тому
That part with the tractor had me rolling with laughter when Jeremy said *May I'm gonna feed you into you own machine!*
@Jay-qm8cx3 роки тому
Series 9 is by far the best Top Gear season I’m my opinion. Every episode was a banger.
@jasonrussell55213 роки тому
“Hammond, May, bad luck”😂😂😂😂😂😂
@davidelliott58433 роки тому
That really was a laugh every other second. Loved the road surfacing collection.
@Sunny242473 роки тому
The adolf Hammond joke got me 😂
@0abashed03 роки тому
5:10 oh, those days when James May still runs..
@maxbroyden1353 роки тому
8:44 James “Duck” May
@fufu50683 роки тому
The limo challenge was hilarious! I keep coming for that episode.
@TraustiGeir3 роки тому
5:40 Absolutely roasted.
@PetrolHeadBrasil3 роки тому
05:18 - "I'm on the bloody throne!" LOL
@AxelBayliss11 днів тому
What episode is this?
@RedCard943 роки тому
1:52 Shut up!
@M.Arbogast3 роки тому
Anytime these 3 guys get together you know it’s going to be amazing!
@rossjefferies64683 роки тому
Since the Patagonia special loved the foreshadowing of that terra del fungal reference
@zatchbell6223 роки тому
5:11 one of the greatest Clarkson laughs, full stop.
@MannYSJ1080p3 роки тому
Wow this season had so many good episodes
@jadlad96667 місяців тому
The hand that shoots into frame to pull the shotgun barrel away from May's face 😂
@EleanorPeterson3 роки тому
Jeremy's forthright opinion of 'the Americans' forgot to include a parenthetical "And they can't take a fucking joke..." :-)
@mr.maskmaker66093 роки тому
James "its left here but i think if we go right we'll get their quicker" May
@jackwatson39443 роки тому
Three lefts make a right.
@serotonin92183 роки тому
4:28 that is literally the most satisfying thing I have ever seen.
@rachels68086 місяців тому
American Stig: one of the greatest jokes ever made.🤣 I'm not even mad, it's so accurate it hurts!
@Ecclesiastes117182 роки тому
That limousine episode has to be the funniest one ever,i remember holding my gut throughout.classic
@WillFuI3 роки тому
Watching these has made laugh more than I have in a long time