Jeremy and James shopping = old married couple Jeremy and Richard = mischievous teenagers Richard and James = two hungover blokes

"It's a bottle opener!?" "IT OPENS *BEER* !" "WE WANT THEM!"

"do you have an expensive aunt?." - *James May.*

1:09 as a Canadian, watching two brits getting lost with all the cool stuff that you don't need at Canadian Tire makes me laugh.

"Scrapie scrapie, brushie brushie" I love that

"Theres no point paying for Daffodils, you can just go nick those from a roundabout" LOL

6:43 Jeremy saying, “HIV what?” never fails to get me. 😂

"I don't mean Gorgonzola do I? That's a cheese."

It’s a bottle opener Their faces when they realize. It’s a bottle opener! It open beer!

Hammond: "Can I have Cod 'n' Chips 75 times please?" Shop Owner: *Sweats Nervously*

There’s something weirdly adorable about watching Hammond react to the lady handing him a taser. He looks like a little kid carrying a foam weapon but more dangerous cause he’s fully grown and armed

The translation of “carretilla” (wheelbarrow) as “expensive aunt” (cara tía) killed me 😂

Clarkson: ranting about Europeans haggling *Cuts to Hammond haggling*

Watching them doing random thing is really entertaining for me

The fact Hammond actually does buy the “chair” May and Clarkson mock him for buying as a chair...brilliant.

7:56 I guarantee he wasn't checking. He went off to tell his mate an idiot's arrived, chat for 5 minutes and come back to say they have no gorgonzola because they're a garden centre

If Clarkson and May split up who gets custody of Hammond?

hammond would be terrible in a survival situation, realises that he should be able to carry his entire setup on his back so that he can move around a lot but won't be able to eat anything he finds in the wild because it wasn't one of the three things he actually eats

James: Talks foreign language so the guy can understand Guy that can actually speak English: I do not understand

Imagine having a nice shopping spree and while you walk out of the store, you see Jeremy Clarkson driving towards you on something that can only be described as an anorexic Dalek.

Jeremy: "Just pay the price!" Man seilling the JAAAG belt: "Yeeaash"

A trio so talented that they can make even shopping entertaining to watch

1:21 was like watching an elderly couple shop together.

"this is the sort of thing hammond would think is a chair!" *cuts to hammond sitting on it* Hammond: yeah!

8:09 "There's no point in paying for daffodils, you can just nick those from a roundabout" 😂

Jeremy in what would've possibly been a called 'Social-Distancing Vehicle' nowadays

"Is this a marrow?" "FUHK!" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Seasons & episodes 0:00 s19e1 0:22 s19e5 0:56 s9e5 1:09 s22e8 1:35 s12e8 2:02 s22e3 2:22 the grand tour s1e8 3:27 the grand tour s2e5 3:55 s9e1 4:00 s14e6 4:27 s16e1 5:01 s22e2 5:16 s21e3 5:35 s21e7 5:51 the grand tour s4e1 6:31 s11e4 6:51 s17e2 7:00 s19e6 7:52 top ground gear force 8:23 s21e1 8:41 s12e6

It really shows how good these guys were together when the new top gear has to create big jaw-dropping stunts to get viewers, while these guys just walk round a store and people find it more entertaining

I bought James a present! *drives out of Ann Summers*

I love how Clarkson and May are just fascinated and joyful when they find out the sunglasses are also beer openers.

Jeremy thinking a random Vietnamese taylor knows who Johnathon Ross is and that's he's getting fat always cracks me up

I’d quite like to see a James May intellect compilation in the future some day.

One thing about Canada, everything has a bottle opener. My charger in my car has a bottle opener

I've been sent to get Gorgon- I mean 𝕲𝖔𝖓𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖍𝖊𝖆 8:18

I love their reactions to the bottle opener "It opens beer!" "We want them!"

“Gorgonzo- no, gonorrhoea.”

“Eventually I bought a present for James *drives out of Ann Summers*” Hmm, I wonder what he bought lol

Love that delivery of "you'd never know" (5:07) So sarcastic.

6:29 That's an expression that says "I'm gonna use this on Clarkson later!"

You missed one scene - one of the early £1000 car challenges, James is fixing his jag at a petrol station in the rain. Richard doesn't buy James a chcolate bar as "it'll get all wet"

Im waiting for the opening or closing doors compilation

3:23 bro these guys are family for knowing each other so well!

7:21. This guy. XD He's just like: are they filming me? They are! Why are they filming me?

“No they’ll love it, Enid Blyton used to rub herself with it”😂

“Can I have cod and chips, _75 times”_

1:12 Look at Jeremy's face! 🤣🤣🤣

This is the most British thing I've ever seen

"it opens bottles" "ill take your entire inventory"

"HIV what?"

5:38 swear to god, Jeremy Clarkson always gets his hands on the most weirdest thing anywhere on earth. She is gracefully speaking to him while he is shocked. So wonderful.

I'm seeing some Comments from Canadian peeps saying that you DO need a brush on your car windscreen ice-scraper thingy. This is because Canadian drivers contend with proper snow in a proper winter that has predictably ghastly weather for several weeks or even months at a time. Canadian snow is the real thing and tends to be powdery and fluffy and often very, very deep. When your car has a thick coating of decent snow, a brush is a good thing to have in the boot. A plastic shovel's handy, too. But the Brit boys think in terms of British snow. Have you seen British snow? The changeable weather means that it falls, melts, freezes, thaws, falls, melts, falls, thaws, falls, melts, and freezes again, all within the hour. What you find on your car is not 'snow'; it's a three-inch thick duvet filled with frosty porridge. It's slush. It's ice. It's sky vomit. You can't brush it. You can't scrape it. You can't shift it. The best thing to do is to wait 5 minutes for that morning's winter to turn into a glorious summer's day. That'll last until lunchtime, whereupon winter will return and another couple of inches of horrible wet sludge will fall. Keeping a car clear is bad enough, but the roads and railways are even worse because nothing hangs around long enough to be dealt with!

Where is your leg? I'm dead of laughing

Never in my life would i imagine i'd find myself entertained at a video of 3 men shopping

5:04 He actually said "Do you have a wheelbarrow?"

the genuine look of happiness from hammond when he sees the taser

If they done a show where they just buy random stuff, I’d still watch it

The ultimate man line "I've *got* shoes"

It's the fact that they leave the tags on all the clothes they buy that ALWAYS creases me🤣🤣

Only these 3 legends can make something as boring as shopping funny and enjoyable.

"It's a bottle opener!" "It opens beer!" "Yes, we want them!" I don't think I've ever seen them move that quickly to buy something before.

Jeremy: "No, u don't need a brush." All us Canadians: "Amazing. Everything you just said, was wrong."

The chemistry Hammond may and Clarkson have is amazing won't ever get a trio like this 3 on TV again always wanted to meet the 3 of them

"Your suit is ready" Gets me every time 😂😂

This first "car" that he makes, is perfect for our quarentine! Edit: thanx for the likes homies!

The way Hammond looks at 1:55 like he knew what was coming 😂

One of the biggest mysteries on Earth is how their cameramen don't constantly laugh their asses off around them. That would be some iron-willed training.

Be honest; who hasn’t wanted to drive through a supermarket in a car and smash into everything in sight?

1:59 I love when Jeremy jokes about a Hommonds size using objects! This one was funny, but the funniest one is that from Argentine/Chile when he bought him a newborn-size wool one piece!😂

Jeremy asking a plant shop for gorgonzola will never not be funny.

The 15 seconds 1:19 - 1:34 is absolutely brilliant!!

Rule.1: Don't give Hammond a taser, EVER. Rule.2: Don't let Hammond be the dominant presenter, EVER. And rule.3: Don't let Hammond go to shops, EVER.

Even the Vietnamese shop assistant girl laughs when Clarkson brings in the tiny suit for Hammond.

Everybody gangsta until the grand tour team start driving cars and tanks into the shopping centre

"well there's no point paying for daffodils, you can just go nick those from a roundabout" LMAOOO

Lol at James trying to speak spanish and the spanish guy responding with "I don't understand you."6:50

7:51 gets me every time... just everything about that moment is absolute perfection

Just the fact they drive in and through buildings as if its normal, is amazing.

"Scrapey scrapey, brushy brushy." -James May

The quick cut in and out at 3:56 is everything

0:28 Clarkson: _(clearing throat)_ Hammond: _(approving)_ Sandwich Spread. Clarkson: Potted meat! Hammond: Beef spread... And thus the bunker kitchen was born!

Everyone looked at Jeremy like he was an idiot with the p45, but now it’s just genious with the virus

"Tonight! Hammond drives a motorised shopping trolley. James complains about fashion. And I ask for gonorrhoea in a gardening centre."

This comp looks like a coherent narrative, i wish there were a second part where they just build a cozy home together out of all these items

"Jeremy Clarkson wants to know if we sell cheese at a garden centre."

“Ginger beer’s a bit racy, don’t you think?” That will never not make me laugh 😂

Speaking as a Canadian, you do need a brush.

4:24, "I've had about six." Then he just talks on and on. I was laughing so hard.

The best part is James telling the guy in Italian and then he replies in English 😂😂

1:15 the most British reaction when there told it’s a bottle opener on the glasses

As a Canadian, seeing them shop at Canadian Tire just made my day

"But I'm a man!" Jeremy Clarkson is just naturally funny.

"Do you have an expensive aunt?" 😂😂😂😂

Who else thought there was a headless man next to Hammond at 3:58

Clarkson,Hammond and May:*does literally anything* This channel:interesting

I absolutely love how excited they get about the bottle opener on the glasses.

Why does it not include Clarkson buying a cabbage mispronouncing it for an apple?

Love the bit with The Stig and books... the folded paper to mark the books that were paid for so he could drop/damage them 🤣

The two seconds of Clarkson leaving Ann summers is pure imported gold

1:16 You take this small few seconds of these people realizing it opens beer, makes me proud to be British.