poetball the pioneer of armed chairs 💯😂

I second this

If there’s something to be proud of

This is oddly specific and makes it doubly correct. 😂

poetball the god of ÂRMRËŚTÇHÂÏR

tekkaki lmaoo

Dead😂😂

only some shit a white dude would say

u got 666 likes and imma leave it at that

that was brilliant!

I read this right when he said it. Weird

Literally what I told my boyfriend.

🤣

That's a good tip

SHE RISES.

He's yet to become a Hollywood asshole that's why lol Hope he never does Hannibal seems cool as fuck

squid landlord moment

He got famous after saying what he said about Bill Cosby, he an "industry" puppet. I call him highschool prankster funny, he didn't get famous until he said what they (industry) wanted him to say about Cosby. His simple @SS has never said anything about what goes on in the industry or how African Americans are treated in the country. But you want me to believe he knew about Cosby all on his on, he did what the execs wanted him to and he got paid handsomely with movie roles only they could give him.

There’s this guy in my class who feels like this could happen to him.

c1979h I agree with you but cmon man, don’t ruin it. Hannibal became famous because he’s Hannibal Buress. Wack man

The Banana Melon yup, his publisher is probably pissed!

@Jarhead for real?

@@thazmat are you for real?

It was a part of the joke with the punchline being "Part 2 coming soon" after he annoyed everyone lol

It took me a year and 3 months to read that book. Totally worth it.

dame you know its true because 1K likes and no comments

It really is actually true his eyes are abnormally small😭😂

That's the only reason we wear glasses. The sight thing is a secund priority

Maybe he's just always incredibly high

His eyes °👃° 👄

Nobody needs 3 of the same thing. But I’m the type of guy that won’t take the top newspaper on the stack…

@@Tonyhouse1168 Yeah, 2 is good because then you have at least one backup.

The Chinese communist party endorsed this statement

👏👏👏👏👏

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Coachella sucks this year

🔽🎉🎉🎉🎉

yyyEEEEEAAAHHHHHH

Was waiting for him to escalate shit for no reason

Fucking spoilers, I wanted to read it myself.

lol coz he knew that show was trash. see how the lady couldnt stand him doing his thing.. Its a conservative wank thing here in Aust so he wanted to troll their.control tendency haha

@@JackyTMusic conservative??????? wow...

@@coachkyle6996 Yeah, u dont agree? Conservative in its traditional sense of the word.. as in a non deviation from the ledger style of doing anything coz 'it aint broke'.. theres nothing liberal or alternative about the format.. even if some of their content leans that way to masquerade that theyre more than just a ratings grab show like all the others.. Sorry for the ambiguous wording

Chanch Chanch that’s why it’s legendary

@Chanch Chanch how is that not legendary?

He said "he looks nothing like me"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Chanch Chanch Yeah but he basically tricked Hollywood and then made fun of them.

@Chanch Chanch nobody knows who legends are until they do something legendary like hire an imposter who looks nothing like you to pose as you at a hollywood premiere...

Being that kinda person is a gift for sure.

I just watched this because I had no idea who he was. He ain't that funny. He's random and all that, but come on... I had friends who had that wannabe "different and then surprised how that's weird" energy. That's a teenage stoner I wanna get chicks with my originality vibe. If I was 20, that'd be funny.

@@Z4J3B4NT Lol, yur such a fucking loser bro.

Z4J3B4NT .....wut?

@@RebornLegacy Thanks. Means a lot coming from you.

Except that one lady trying to ruin the joke “you do know we know how to count”

@@Accion_y_Pasion Nah, that made it better. If he just sat there and read the whole thing in silence it wouldn't have been funny, it was his insistence on finishing it that made it great.

@@Accion_y_Pasion yeah I'm from Aus and that show fuckin sucks dude

The Project is full of SJW woke asshats trying to be representative of Australians. They're one of the worst things our country has ever produced, sadly.

He probably swiped it from a kids play/waiting area in the back on his way out. 🤣

@@takoshihitsamaru4675 Ngl I think you're the worst thing your country has ever produced

Anonymous Xaela you don't even know

savage

The best part is that people kept asking flava on twitter if he was really kicked and he was getting really annoyed. Hannibal and Eric andre kept telling everyone they did kick flava and he got real pissed off.

@@GNerdful I can't grasp being mad that you weren't kicked in the face.

That was real I swear 😂

nerd Surfer nah sadly the kick was edited

Kick was edited, but it was still funny af no cap

Stg

The dude getting everyone in trouble for laughing in class. Comedic assassin.

LMAO I was thinking the same thing, I just kept seeing comments from a year ago

And he was a huge reason bill cosby got caught. How this dude keep being ahead of everthing? Lol

Dude you're acting like germs were a glossed over thing like it's the fucking midevel times, the fucking dark ages

@peace or power I mean you gotta go when you gotta go.

peace or power weak

If by most people you mean most men, then yeah.

@@lamosos No, I mean most people. If I had meant to falsely state otherwise, I would have.

@@lamosos lmao shut the fuck up

@@lamosos so theres ONLY men on tinder? Yeah right

Jfc, that wasn't even subtle. Are you really that dense that you need it broken down?

its like a Nintendo Wii character with small eyes

Nobody: Hannibal: ( ´ ___ ` )

He's like a King of the Hill character, (if there were any black people)

shusquiddo this is literally me

He looks like a cartoon character without glasses

True lmao

milhouse lookin ass

man lives in slow motion

Could be he took a smaller dosage and needed more to achieve the effect

That is by far a huge power move! Imagine, you're eating with royalty, one of them asks you and this is what you say! Everyone else would look down in shame.

No Chill alpha move

I don't get it

@@rustykuntz7423 how can you not understand? OK, the napkin is used to wipe your mouth and protect your clothes from getting messy in case you spill some, he said he is so confident in himself that he doesn't need the napkin for that.

I do this and I've kinda had this joke for a while it made me smile when he said ut

Damn hahaha

David Alexander Padgett LMAOOO

Lmaooooo

NOW THAT'S SAVAGE 🤣🤣🤣

Noooo 😬😭🤣😂

Can't wait for part 2 lol

How is he underrated he is literally on every big night show and platform

Not really

he's about to give you an inane quest in TH's underground.

What you should have said is that he is underappreciated

So is your mom.

He skipped 16. Sorry to point that out.

My OCD was enraged because I could still hear them over him.

He had that Adderall focus on the book

He was definitely getting payed to read that. “7 logos” “12 logos” those are endorsements because he promoted those brands live on TV

OligoST thats genius 😂

Hannibal Buress drop yo skincare routine!!!

Lmfao so accurate

@@Unclejamsarmy so accutane*

W

Money does that

Haha his face right before it is quality

He actually roundhoused flava flav. No joke.

That fart right before tho

Flavor Flave saw that kick and called Eric up and was kinda pissed but he laughed it off. What really set him off was people laughing at him and telling him that kicked him like a bitch (or something like that). Eric has a podcast where he talks to Hannibal so it's all on there.

I wanna know what happened after it

idk you’ve been invaded by BeadyEyes Hannibal the Great

Sounds like one

You meet him by the firelink shrine. You ask him his burden. He says “Oh I killed ‘em all but they all come back if I stand up, so imma just chill here”

14 likes

I scrolled down specifically looking for THIS comment and NOBODY is talking about it! Lmao

not a fan a basketball but what does it mean

strongmoon1 Kevin Durant lost to the Warriors and then joined there team.

@@tattedguy9579 ah well DAMN

So cold

Hannibal savage moments- "racist racism is racist"

MORGN. the rapper It's good that you can say '' lmao'', laugh it off all you like but calling a below mediocre ''comedian'' a ''legend'' shows that you must hail from a region where the average sense of humour is less developed than in, let's say , Germany. ;) (Funnybot 3000)

David Sanchez lol u got It wrong

why you type "lmao" at the end of the sentence

Yeah crossed the alps with fuckin elephants? thats pretty hardcore

Then kd says "what" like he doesn't know what he said

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/hXqlp4Cqa4KpmHU.html

Sounds like a daily burger from Bob's Burgers

.....who killed Hannibal...?

Hannibal. You may be wondering if they're named after the meat or the chef, and the answer is yes.

That's almost as cool as the name Allison Burgers, but then again this is just from a big fan of THE DICTATOR-ship.

Lets give a quick shout out to Christina applegate

he's like the black Bill Murray

timothy get out of here with that reddit ass memes

Human ladder.

Till a man named Thomas Ladder came along and said, "I got an idea for y'all fuckin niggas" 😂😂👌💦

orgies

Before ladders they built them

Assassin's Creed style, what else

Tar Heel Fella he doesn’t want his hands to get bloody

Yeah because its HIS pocket.

Yes Jimmy Carter’s a pederast that is one hot take right here

packet

He trusts his own germs more than he trusts the germs of everyone on the flights, plus Jimmy's.

Good comedians all have this quality

with most comedians ive been able to tell they wrote the material and its an act they are performing.. but with him, i think they way his delivery is.. it makes it seem like its all on the spot with no pre planning at all.

sometimes its planned, the book of numbers he found backstage,, you should listen to his podcast handsome rambler, he talks about it on one of the eps

A little of both. He’s stated before (don’t remember where I heard him mention this at the moment) that he has fall back material in his arsenal so that there’s no dead air. He starts off with having a normal conversation & from there, just sees where it goes.

Probably both

*triplets

900th like

I just read a Kurt Vonnegut story about that

😂😂😂😂

Where's that scene from?!

@@Harikusa Eric André show

that's definitely a sound effect but it's perfectly timed

I thought he was kneeing him because the guest farted lmao

sarah granados bang me

Forget this loser, I know what you want. Someone's made the naughty list... (smacks lips)

wrf guys have some respecc for the lady who gonna go out with and then have sex with me later

@@strengthandmasculinity ....tell me about it

Damn how tf yall this horny

True

Nah

This last season without him was great

He looks like a Muppet in blackface

@@legendtaco1 strange that came to your mind

@@ALEXANDERATTACK i dont dissagree with him

@@ALEXANDERATTACK I'm brown and I liked his comment.

@@Itsunclegabby good for you

Who that other comedian?

@@TACGamer-yj3uc Eric Andre

Yes has a weird show too

Probably goes both ways.

My GF works with some famous people and she say that most people look very different on TV. Also he's not that famous to be honest

I think she did but didn’t have the guts to call him out...or she was being classy about it.

i don’t think she gets paid enough to care

Do you know every single "famous" person alive

I know. That show is the shitty asshole of tv

I'm a funny boy and you are not!!!! Are you talking about Conan?

@@nickdummythicc3361 no I was talking about the project lol

Conan is alright.

The project is trash

@@briannacox6720 when does it come out?? those last two numbers are too big for me

He's still learning the numbers

Wouldn't it technically make it "my second numbers"?

Rumor has it the numbers pt 2 only goes to 20

Till this DAY

It also rhymes with stew...

why because of coronavirus?

@Nonna Urbisness explain pls

@Nonna Urbisness ok bro

He ruined Cosby

@@damionhowell8586 Cosby ruined himself

@@jessicajingle8012 agreed. I was saying it was his incessant nagging of Cosby being a rapist that brought the issue back to light

@@damionhowell8586 Thank FUCKING God.

Miss G or Hannibal

Lmaooooooooooooo

This is genius 😂😂 you did a roast on Hannibal in a comment section about Hannibal roasting, in a Hannibal-style joke.

Pure poetry.

He even talks about how he looks like millhouse without his glasses on one of his comedy specials. Haha

Morpheus drinking a 40 in a death basket

@@samhunt8588 AAAH

I think about that clip like once a week

Garrison Bradford “awkward and crusty” lmfaoo crying

Projecting?

Lololol and the director's always looking at him like, "not today, honey. You in the back for a reason"

Accurate

That was odly specific

You’re making it sound like his eyes likes raisins

juan pablo barrios shit is unoriginal almost every book in eternity has numbered pages

Nah

Its automatically set to 18. Fuck 18 is legal. It ain't like he fuckin 14 year olds.

@Crucial Knives guess he felt personally attacked lmao

Crucial Knives that's Eric's incognito account.

Jarren Butterworth I KNOW RIGHT!!!!! Like goddamn 😡😡😡😡😡 there some middle schoolers that want some too

Juice nah fam if you're 30 going after 18 you then are very questionable

Rotfl

I look up to him because he does drugs

@@smooothest aren't you cool

@@kylechapman728 sarcasm, not your strong suit is it?

X5 what? How’d he not die

@@Mdautkreix I mean you can't really die from adderall if you take way too much you'll get all wacked out and weird and be up for days but it won't kill you.

That's bold. Unless he's super good friends with him.

@@carlosss9871 he just doesn't give a fk

say what

Brutal

Yu everyone in the US usually associates the name with Hannibal Lector the cannibal.

I can tell you that growing up in America (I'm from New Jersey) not one time in primary it secondary school (K-12) did we ever talk about the general Hannibal, who matched elephants from Africa to fight wars in Europe. It literally took a world history class to hear one mention of him for about 5 minutes in college for us to acknowledge his existence. Now I had heard about him well before that, but, and I'm not trying to come across as arrogant it anything, but I'm much more well informed than the standard American. For example, I could point out Montenegro, or Estonia, or Herzegovina on a map and that those are actual countries that exist. Or that the maps most people know are heavily distorted and that Greenland is actually smaller than the DRC despite being about thrice it's size on most maps. And no, my knowledge isn't limited to just geography, but Americans tend to be especially terrible at it which is why I chose to talk about so extensively.

@@danieldaw1778 why did you spend time to type that?

@@billybigballs9435 Because i fucking felt like it. Why did you spend time asking dumbass questions.

@@danieldaw1778 I'm sorry Daniel, I respectfully with draw my previous comments.