Jeff Ross Funniest Roasts of All Time

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Jeff Ross is The Roastmaster General.
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@juicelord4792
@juicelord4792 4 роки тому
“You look like a stripper who hates money, so you work here!” Bruh, I know she felt that joke 😂🤣😂🤣
@1968luch
@1968luch 4 роки тому
Juice Lord 😂😂😂😂
@mr.bender1692
@mr.bender1692 4 роки тому
I would be willing to bet $100 she is also a stripper. I'll be honest, and cut the bullshit, I'd be willing to give her $100 to watch her cook some chicken wings.
@hardanalljr.3138
@hardanalljr.3138 4 роки тому
@@mr.bender1692 100$ for nothing lol fucking geek
@mr.bender1692
@mr.bender1692 4 роки тому
@@hardanalljr.3138 You're so hardcore. I wish I was as awesome you are!
@hardanalljr.3138
@hardanalljr.3138 4 роки тому
@@mr.bender1692 i already know that guy
@in_the_pines
@in_the_pines 4 роки тому
Imagine the shit this guy comes up with when actually pissed at someone during an argument.
@yinyuetrifecta
@yinyuetrifecta 4 роки тому
Damnnnnn
@fearanarchy
@fearanarchy 4 роки тому
Hopefully it is funny. Because it has been a long wait
@kayceewhite
@kayceewhite 4 роки тому
In the Pines I would be so emotionally broken if I was his wife 😂😂😂
@doggomcd
@doggomcd 4 роки тому
@@Benevezzioficial I disagree, the actual need to insult is something magical in itself.
@sk3reviews181
@sk3reviews181 4 роки тому
He'd tell them to grow a pair 😂
@Julianhulian
@Julianhulian 2 роки тому
He murdered jake tapper “I use your show as a nightlight” “I’ve seen hostage videos with a bigger budget”💀💀
@romulo353
@romulo353 2 роки тому
I'm deeead
@ben6993
@ben6993 2 роки тому
Love it 🤣🤣
@Scarletraven87
@Scarletraven87 2 роки тому
SHAQ was close 2nd
@dsrree
@dsrree Рік тому
Yeah they're literally sitting in the corner of a room with some green screen curtains on the walls around them. It looks good on tv but in real life I bet it looks terrible as shit.
@Aidenhua
@Aidenhua Рік тому
@@dsrree that wasn't the joke buddy💀
@kwymard11
@kwymard11 Рік тому
“I’m teasing you Shaq. You know that. You were great in The Green Mile” 💀💀 So good
@mikefixac
@mikefixac Рік тому
I didn't get the joke until I looked up The Green Mile and saw a picture of the cast. OMG, that's funny.
@dalmnationtwitch7931
@dalmnationtwitch7931 Рік тому
@@mikefixac You need to watch the movie
@MrRinre
@MrRinre 6 місяців тому
It's a great movie.
@TheBrianhj
@TheBrianhj 5 місяців тому
The movie sucked dick compared to the book
@Cathoholicism
@Cathoholicism 4 роки тому
Why does this guy look like an entirely new person in every clip?
@LaPride247
@LaPride247 4 роки тому
age
@pollumG
@pollumG 4 роки тому
Cuz it's a mask.
@BlanBlan19901990
@BlanBlan19901990 4 роки тому
He takes on many forms.
@tedstyle3798
@tedstyle3798 4 роки тому
That is called a shape shifter
@jonahs8261
@jonahs8261 4 роки тому
lol
@jasonpoletta1797
@jasonpoletta1797 3 роки тому
"Howard Stern has been in radio so long he bought Robin at an auction" Dead
@treetrunkexpress8684
@treetrunkexpress8684 3 роки тому
Are you ok
@treetrunkexpress8684
@treetrunkexpress8684 3 роки тому
Do you need help
@MrSpencerMcIntosh
@MrSpencerMcIntosh 3 роки тому
That one was funny asf
@Skatefool97
@Skatefool97 3 роки тому
Very underrated joke
@alexpapatonis978
@alexpapatonis978 3 роки тому
This would not fly in 2020 😂😂😂
@ryanlemley4866
@ryanlemley4866 Рік тому
Jeff is what happens when you quit working on your stand up and focus all of your energy on destroying hecklers. He's unbeatable. Love every word that comes out of his mouth.
@Ro7ard
@Ro7ard 2 роки тому
"He's an Arab if that helps" I swear if the afterlife exists, the management there are already looking for a way to send him back lol. RIP Norm
@jammiiee
@jammiiee 2 роки тому
tremendous
@SF-ko7hm
@SF-ko7hm Рік тому
It does bud, if that answers your question
@justlift213
@justlift213 Рік тому
As a half Lebanese man, i died laughing cause it definitely helps. R.I.P Norm 🐐
@Sandesh98147
@Sandesh98147 3 роки тому
"I use your show as night light" Single most brutal line in this entire compilation.
@jjryan1352
@jjryan1352 3 роки тому
Lifted wholesale from Don Rickles' act.
@XxMusclecarsxX
@XxMusclecarsxX 3 роки тому
seen hostage videos with a bigger budget hahahaa
@cjsnappi1535
@cjsnappi1535 3 роки тому
“I didn’t know you shop at forever 41... you look great.”
@markladenheim5352
@markladenheim5352 3 роки тому
@@jjryan1352 Was going to say the exact same thing. Wonder if Rickles was still alive at the time.
@ghoststrad2000
@ghoststrad2000 3 роки тому
I thought what he said to the talk show host in the beginning was more brutal “is this tonight’s monologue?” And lifted up the trash can “garbage”
@Daily_Bassist
@Daily_Bassist Рік тому
People are overlooking “I’ve seen younger faces on cash.” Top tier joke
@MakeitStop-er5kx
@MakeitStop-er5kx Рік тому
Norm McDonald is doing his absolute best to hold it together, RIP to that legend, I would have lost it when he said that guy, "looks like Orville Redenbacher's fluffer"!
@jtothed3318
@jtothed3318 3 роки тому
the most roastable guy on earth overcame his vulnerability of being roasted by becoming the king of roasting
@JamesonEst1780
@JamesonEst1780 3 роки тому
I think the king of roasting had to go to Don Rickles! Though, I agree with everything else you said! 😂
@jasperverwijs8834
@jasperverwijs8834 3 роки тому
Mmm' indeed
@natebowman1190
@natebowman1190 3 роки тому
Why am I now in the mood for roast beef?
@FirstLast-sy3rj
@FirstLast-sy3rj 3 роки тому
JamesonEst1780 DR was definitely The Godfather of roasts but all-time, I’ll nominate the late, great, Greg Geraldo.
@jamal_khan
@jamal_khan 3 роки тому
The Roast Master General
@tough4129
@tough4129 4 роки тому
He looks like a real life Simpson's character
@AfroCuban4life
@AfroCuban4life 4 роки тому
😄😄🔥
@anaa9245
@anaa9245 4 роки тому
Nice roast lol
@ichigoisthegoat
@ichigoisthegoat 4 роки тому
Be careful if he sees this he's gonna roast you hard
@davidfincher9705
@davidfincher9705 4 роки тому
@@ichigoisthegoat Lol 😂 he is probably gonna prepare a speech for him ,
@williambradford1603
@williambradford1603 4 роки тому
@@davidfincher9705 spot on spot on
@Maan77777
@Maan77777 2 роки тому
7:14 that part is just hillarious. "Oh my god there's kids,run!run!" I died at that😂😂😂😂
@dukezilla3471
@dukezilla3471 8 місяців тому
😂
@TheBINIBALL
@TheBINIBALL Рік тому
"You're like Amy Winehouse if she went to rehab" That was beautiful lmao. Ryan Stiles being Kramer lite is underrated af haha
@darkfeather6857
@darkfeather6857 3 роки тому
"Your knuckles look scraped, did you walk here?" That joke alone was worth the price of admission.
@ethanners6605
@ethanners6605 3 роки тому
I don't get it
@benjaminhould627
@benjaminhould627 3 роки тому
Are you trolling? Lol
@ethanners6605
@ethanners6605 3 роки тому
@@arturgrzenkowicz5750 ohhhh
@ethanners6605
@ethanners6605 3 роки тому
@@arturgrzenkowicz5750 lmaoo thats messed up
@flyingmonkey8245
@flyingmonkey8245 3 роки тому
@@ethanners6605 nah it’s a funny joke
@Bruh-vs1qv
@Bruh-vs1qv 4 роки тому
“Those shorts are shorter than the amount of time you spent in high school.” Oh my God.
@jnate2001
@jnate2001 4 роки тому
Says the comedian lmao
@emmankianga9082
@emmankianga9082 3 роки тому
She needs pain killers for that burn 😂
@corybalogh8448
@corybalogh8448 3 роки тому
Dias06 No they aren’t
@KarlHerzog
@KarlHerzog 3 роки тому
@Dias06 He should've said longer though.
@tdestroyer4780
@tdestroyer4780 3 роки тому
What an elitest peice of shit to be honest.
@user-cb2lz8yy9s
@user-cb2lz8yy9s 2 роки тому
He can dish it with out offending people. He has a way with comedy. I like when he messes with people and then turns into a marshmallow and adds class to humble the people he’s roasting. He’s a good guy.
@mail-qh2qc
@mail-qh2qc 6 місяців тому
The 2 girls that he made the yahoo joke about and said no one knows you can tell we're offended. The most offended was the girl in the red dress he said takes her clothes off when the director says action. The women beside her looked pissed too
@user-cb2lz8yy9s
@user-cb2lz8yy9s 3 місяці тому
@@mail-qh2qcIt’s Jeff Ross, come on. You can’t take him seriously. He ROASTS people. If he roasts you; you should feel lucky. My humble opinion. It’s just what he does…besides, the best part, you could make fun of him in hundreds of ways back and he would just laugh.
@mml0082
@mml0082 2 роки тому
I hung out with him for a couple weeks and he’s the funniest most chill guy ever,, usually comedians you meet in person have a dark intense side to them that they mask with comedy
@frankiefavero1666
@frankiefavero1666 Рік тому
I'm seeing him and Dave Chappelle tonight! Beyond exited!
@TonyHavenMusic
@TonyHavenMusic 4 роки тому
Jeff Ross reads a room so so well, he can be racist to a group of people and get pure honest laughter, legend
@efishta
@efishta 4 роки тому
A good roaster does that - see Don Rickles' videos here for a taste of old school roasting. What I find unique about Jeff is that he gets away with the racial stuff in an era of political correctness.
@bsherder
@bsherder 4 роки тому
3:28 That is so true. No way i could imagine saying it in a way that makes it funny. EDIT: I meant the way he presented that as a joke was funny.
@user-nj1zu2nf1x
@user-nj1zu2nf1x 4 роки тому
Being racist?um, no. It's called funny is funny. If it was racist people wouldn't laugh
@TonyHavenMusic
@TonyHavenMusic 4 роки тому
@@user-nj1zu2nf1x for every racist joke there's someone who didn't laugh and wrote in an official complaint, it's normal, all I'm saying is there's so many comedians that can't phrase things or approach race based comedy the way he does, I really like him
@samuelaurora3632
@samuelaurora3632 4 роки тому
bsherder that wasn’t a racist joke, rather “you’re an oversized human and look like a gorilla” joke. You could say the same to Brock Lesnar for example. Although he may punch you..
@johnnyfiveo
@johnnyfiveo 4 роки тому
"i use your show as a nightlight" "I've seen bigger budgets in hostage videos" comedy gold
@Br-sy9vi
@Br-sy9vi 4 роки тому
I loved that part 😂
@NotYourTypicalLakersFan
@NotYourTypicalLakersFan 4 роки тому
Bro I watch your channel
@renthevillain1885
@renthevillain1885 4 роки тому
Just imagineing jeff ross snoring to his show at 3 at night is fucking hilarious
@EpicBunty
@EpicBunty 3 роки тому
That guy asked for it lol
@treetops6438
@treetops6438 3 роки тому
7:21 another golden one!
@leviriordan7183
@leviriordan7183 2 роки тому
I like how the jokes come hard enough that he says compliments at the same time to balance out the emotions😁
@ebruceii
@ebruceii 2 роки тому
One of the few people left on this planet who can never be canceled.
@Cartnite3
@Cartnite3 3 роки тому
“I’ve seen hostage videos with a bigger budget.” 😭
@dantedt3931
@dantedt3931 3 роки тому
😂😂😂
@PonyBoy1776
@PonyBoy1776 3 роки тому
If that ain't the truth
@danielprovost
@danielprovost 3 роки тому
That one got me too. Honestly to come up with these jokes, your life has revolve around comedy 24/7. Brilliant!
@ufcknockouts07
@ufcknockouts07 3 роки тому
"It looks like Trump built a wall around only you" haha
@wallacedeveer077
@wallacedeveer077 3 роки тому
"Dancing with the vaguely familiar" lmaoooo
@craz8876
@craz8876 3 роки тому
I actually lol I’m that one
@painkiller1968
@painkiller1968 3 роки тому
offoffoffoff?
@busyb5107
@busyb5107 3 роки тому
Killed them with that one
@noahpatton9276
@noahpatton9276 2 роки тому
Aughyeee.... ask yahoo
@Bugneedfix
@Bugneedfix 2 роки тому
Made their career relevant again
@TenthElementGraphics
@TenthElementGraphics 2 роки тому
"They don't make 'em like the used to" is a term that gets thrown around a lot, but when you look at Jeff Ross he really does take you back to the golden age of comedy.
@the8wave
@the8wave Рік тому
Jeff Ross is the king of roasting people.
@rustynugget2288
@rustynugget2288 4 роки тому
20 seconds in and more funny than amy schumer's entire career
@isaiahcampbell5657
@isaiahcampbell5657 4 роки тому
and it's also original jokes unlike amy schumer's career
@HookedCamper
@HookedCamper 4 роки тому
Rusty Nugget Amen To that
@scottielambert9312
@scottielambert9312 4 роки тому
Get over it for God's sake. You boys who get piss yourself scared over women who dont fit your sad 1950s mold.
@isaiahcampbell5657
@isaiahcampbell5657 4 роки тому
@@scottielambert9312 what does that have to do with her not being funny i mean she is still not funny
@scottielambert9312
@scottielambert9312 4 роки тому
@@isaiahcampbell5657 I believe she is, it's clearly not for incels and I get that, but she is empirically funny. Dont give a fuck what trump supporting incels dont like, I enjoy it.
@modiggady
@modiggady 4 роки тому
"I use your show as a nightlight" the savagness is real🤣🤣🤣
@moathalsaif5592
@moathalsaif5592 4 роки тому
This is Don Rickles old joke - not original by Jeff, and he uses many of Don jokes in this video.
@keithbaggetta2374
@keithbaggetta2374 4 роки тому
Mo Diggady I thought that part was the best haha
@jeroengaruda4300
@jeroengaruda4300 4 роки тому
@@moathalsaif5592 That's not true
@selvmortsydd
@selvmortsydd Рік тому
Your knuckles look scraped, did you walk here? That was savage..hahaha
@ScotchOffTheRocks
@ScotchOffTheRocks 8 місяців тому
“He’s an Arab, if that helps,” I fucking love Norm 😂
@richard_nj
@richard_nj 5 років тому
He went from looking 38 to 65 real fast
@ItsBinhRepaired
@ItsBinhRepaired 5 років тому
Don't people usually rate people out of 10? So...the jokes upped his appeal 27% for you? Lol jk
@techmaniac69
@techmaniac69 5 років тому
@@ItsBinhRepaired are u actually that dumb. There talking about his age
@roper2334
@roper2334 5 років тому
techmaniac69 lmao they’re 😂
@techmaniac69
@techmaniac69 5 років тому
@@roper2334 pathetic get a life grammar Nazi
@mitcht1026
@mitcht1026 5 років тому
i mean.. its kinda true. but all those clips where he looked 38 were like 1998-2000 ish.. and his new stuff where he's fat and bald is 2015+ so.. 15 years of booze and smokes can do that
@oscarbainbridge8656
@oscarbainbridge8656 5 років тому
"your knuckles look scraped, did you walk here?" he would get crucified in 2019 for that one hahaha
@oo7moses
@oo7moses 5 років тому
Good thing he didn't tweet it, or they would go back as many years as it takes and still get him for it!
@thesweboy2873
@thesweboy2873 5 років тому
Difference is that he is famous.
@eazy1174
@eazy1174 4 роки тому
Racial undertones? Sorry I legit dont know
@prncssdi83
@prncssdi83 4 роки тому
I about died laughing. I miss the days when people weren't looking to be outraged about everything and could take a joke.
@paradoxlust
@paradoxlust 4 роки тому
Go watch the opening 15 minutes of Eddie Murphy's Delirious. "The faggot section" holy shit that would never fly today. Law/lay of the land.
@wamrainc176
@wamrainc176 Рік тому
This man is a true comedian genius, Most of his quips are hilarious and ingenious
@jackpotjoey8828
@jackpotjoey8828 2 роки тому
He uses the forever 41 joke often, and it’s perfect. It cuts so deep to all those who are pretending they’re battling a midlife crisis, and they think they look hip. The perfect one liner in those situations
@michaelr7254
@michaelr7254 4 роки тому
"Howard Stern has been in radio so long he bought Robin at an auction!" Dead.
@reggiebrownjr9105
@reggiebrownjr9105 4 роки тому
Funniest one here lol 😂👌
@clapadamclap
@clapadamclap 4 роки тому
that one was stone cold savage!
@flinchless
@flinchless 4 роки тому
That was Don Rickles funny
@chrissearl2376
@chrissearl2376 4 роки тому
I cant stand Robin but she took that so well lol
@monitoler5721
@monitoler5721 4 роки тому
If he said that now the internet would literally burst in flames 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@137Official
@137Official 4 роки тому
“You don’t recognize him? He was on To Catch a Predator.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that had me rolllllling
@yellowblanka6058
@yellowblanka6058 4 роки тому
That poor guy probably got ragged on constantly due to that bit, lol.
@aaronjames5276
@aaronjames5276 4 роки тому
I laughed so hard. That was awesome. :)
@RyanSmith-wo2pi
@RyanSmith-wo2pi 4 роки тому
Please and thank you.
@kman8749
@kman8749 2 роки тому
This guy is amazing. Improv stand up, can't beat it. He is a legend. I wish I was as quick and witty as him.
@DanGolik
@DanGolik 2 роки тому
“Orville Redenbacker’s fluffer” was really creative
@taylor2811
@taylor2811 3 роки тому
“You guys look like the bland girls” LMAOOOOO
@TheRockLobsterMafia
@TheRockLobsterMafia 3 роки тому
Oh my God TARA RIED!
@dimeen
@dimeen 3 роки тому
Haha they were so fucking offended
@brandonrice1124
@brandonrice1124 2 роки тому
I dont think i could have said that to those girls good thing he has cameras around because without them they might have kicked his ass.
@LettuceBunnies
@LettuceBunnies 2 роки тому
@@dimeen so good to watch
@ferd31
@ferd31 2 роки тому
@@brandonrice1124 kicked his ass really?
@youmustpaythetrolltoll8517
@youmustpaythetrolltoll8517 2 роки тому
"You're dressed like you're going to paint the set" gets me every time.
@Celtics20
@Celtics20 2 роки тому
Then he tries to change the subject right away.. 😂
@anthonyontv1061
@anthonyontv1061 Рік тому
That was a great line, I love Norm though.
@nathanwilliams4005
@nathanwilliams4005 6 місяців тому
@@anthonyontv1061 Norm is a great sport, he loved it.
@Cherokeechuck9
@Cherokeechuck9 4 місяці тому
"He can't help himself"
@davec3717
@davec3717 4 місяці тому
He's great. The Buddy Holly/Barney Rubble bit had me in tears the first time I heard it.
@JaydenLawson
@JaydenLawson 2 роки тому
This is what 2021 and beyond needs
@slugoz7709
@slugoz7709 2 роки тому
"OMG, THERE'S KIDS, RUN!" LOL THAT'S SO DARK.
@s.r8042
@s.r8042 2 роки тому
Yeah, damn
@velzun8075
@velzun8075 2 роки тому
Michael Jackson was the only one who didn't laugh 💀
@brianrogers8122
@brianrogers8122 2 роки тому
i fucking died hahahha
@Vixey_Starr
@Vixey_Starr 2 роки тому
Messed up
@water8756
@water8756 2 роки тому
I don't want to be that guy but I kinda don't get it
@FaZeTenSe
@FaZeTenSe 3 роки тому
“Is this the window you jump out of when the ratings come in” 🤣🤣😭
@jhyland87
@jhyland87 Рік тому
"I've seen younger faces on cash" lmao
@yamilevska
@yamilevska 2 роки тому
"I Google you people and said.... ask Yahoo" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jbg71384
@jbg71384 4 роки тому
"I've seen younger faces on cash!" LMFAO, that was great.
@keitheilish7983
@keitheilish7983 3 роки тому
Is no one going to talk about the Micheal Jackson roast? “Oh my god there’s kids, run kids run!”
@jjryan1352
@jjryan1352 3 роки тому
Lame. The whole MJ child molester thing is a media hit job. Or from Norm on SNL news. For the short version watch Chappelle. For the long detailed version watch the 3-part series by Razorfist on the Rageaholic channel.
@David-kl7to
@David-kl7to 3 роки тому
I was looking for this lmao
@takerfan4ever
@takerfan4ever 3 роки тому
@@jjryan1352 Mj was obviously innocent.. but it's still funny
@tddouble9412
@tddouble9412 3 роки тому
@@takerfan4ever no he wasn't lol
@takerfan4ever
@takerfan4ever 3 роки тому
@@tddouble9412 b4 u further embarrass yourself.. google the trial and results.
@Posijax
@Posijax 2 роки тому
Not only are his burns brilliant, but he always seems to somehow integrate compassion and admiration into them... A true craftsman... Roast on J.R.
@neoibelievematrix2719
@neoibelievematrix2719 7 місяців тому
Since day 1 I've always loved this man and his humor... not many got it at the beginning than he blew big!! Dudes awesome and a legend in his bragging rights and the original roast master salute my brotha o7
@spaghetti5694
@spaghetti5694 3 роки тому
“Those shorts are shorter than the amount of time you spent in high school” BRUTAL
@sam04019491
@sam04019491 2 роки тому
That should actually be “longer” than you spent in high school. Because if her shorts are very short, then she should have spent less time in high school. Her time in high school should be the shorter thing.
@Corsayr
@Corsayr 2 роки тому
@@sam04019491 drop out
@robertburbulea8503
@robertburbulea8503 2 роки тому
@@sam04019491 explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog.You understand it better but the frog dies
@RockyPalermo1
@RockyPalermo1 2 роки тому
@@robertburbulea8503 That is f-ing brilliant
@satorougojo
@satorougojo 2 роки тому
@@robertburbulea8503 The frog was always dead
@KayzokuGaming
@KayzokuGaming 4 роки тому
The "dancing with the vaguely familiar" joke killed me
@shutterap5812
@shutterap5812 4 роки тому
Tristan Courty same I lost it hahhahahaha
@Juice-ig3jz
@Juice-ig3jz 4 роки тому
The look of how uncomfortable the crowd was made it better! lol
@GeekedOutNeckbeard
@GeekedOutNeckbeard 3 роки тому
I don't even know who those 3 were even supposed to be
@billyashworth3944
@billyashworth3944 3 роки тому
Steve-O in the background had me cracking up too
@josepartida1711
@josepartida1711 3 роки тому
I think they think they’re more famous than they actually are...so the truth hurt 😂
@kimosabe6272
@kimosabe6272 Рік тому
I honestly didn't realize he's been doing roasts for so damn long. No wonder he's the Roast Master!
@brickbrigade2760
@brickbrigade2760 2 роки тому
“Shaq your knuckles are scraped, you walk here?” I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@noahtv2941
@noahtv2941 4 роки тому
This person sounds like both Rick and Morty.
@ilan4837
@ilan4837 4 роки тому
NoahTV wow
@shaneward7836
@shaneward7836 4 роки тому
Actually Rick and Morty is one person
@jamesrickard7234
@jamesrickard7234 4 роки тому
Thos person whos name is in the title
@albatros280
@albatros280 4 роки тому
Sounds like Saul Goodman too
@zino618
@zino618 4 роки тому
I think Rick and Morty are voiced by the same person
@alexcarey8005
@alexcarey8005 5 років тому
"Your knuckles look scratched, did you walk here"
@wsredtyui
@wsredtyui 4 роки тому
@Dozo He compared the guy to a gorilla i think xd
@alexcarey8005
@alexcarey8005 4 роки тому
Dodi he has long arms
@alexcarey8005
@alexcarey8005 4 роки тому
*Dodo
@alexcarey8005
@alexcarey8005 4 роки тому
*Dozo
@lt4324
@lt4324 4 роки тому
@Dozo gorilla's usually move on "all fours"
@mikefixac
@mikefixac Рік тому
In high school, there was a kid who would just go up to people in the lounge and start cutting them down. He'd bring them up to the point where they were ready to kick his ass, then he'd tone it down. Then he'd just ramp it right back up. Everyone around would just be laughing their asses off. He was an ugly dude with a great comedic face, probably the funniest guy I've ever met in person.
@johnward5404
@johnward5404 Рік тому
I must say, when you compile his work… he is almost certainly the best roaster EVER. I can’t even imagine how many jokes he has rattling around in is skull.
@diegozavaleta1661
@diegozavaleta1661 5 років тому
"I've seen hostage videos with a bigger budget" LMFAO
@ballin1394
@ballin1394 5 років тому
for some reason I thought of CNN..
@growing367
@growing367 5 років тому
lol ISIS videos
@jayu9642
@jayu9642 5 років тому
Lool i laughed and cringed so hard
@terrorbilly2520
@terrorbilly2520 5 років тому
previous roast was good as well: "I use your show as nightlight" lol
@eddieanderson9399
@eddieanderson9399 5 років тому
that explains the good ratings, many people probably keep it on for a nightlight for that reason lol
@edyoung4450
@edyoung4450 4 роки тому
“Blacker roots than kunta kinte” 😂
@Daniel-js2dk
@Daniel-js2dk 4 роки тому
richard dalaney Not even remotely funny. Triggered?
@ickdon7999
@ickdon7999 4 роки тому
Dead Inside And, he liked his own comment. Someone had to i guess🤷‍♂️
@yayo4478
@yayo4478 4 роки тому
As a black man I approve of this joke
@cottonballsjoe
@cottonballsjoe 4 роки тому
...alright see you at home 🤣
@ihavenoidea2616
@ihavenoidea2616 4 роки тому
Dead Inside Dude tried to make a simple joke, bombed but still why do you people always think someones triggered?
@paulplack490
@paulplack490 2 роки тому
Love the shots of reactions from the audience when he's roasting Shaq. This was really funny!
@markkulyas2418
@markkulyas2418 2 роки тому
Finally a comedian that actually made me laugh.
@furymaster8139
@furymaster8139 3 роки тому
“You look like Harry Potter’s accountant” I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂
@adamdesanti6713
@adamdesanti6713 5 місяців тому
"You look like Orville Redenbacher's... fluffer."
@smul8771
@smul8771 5 років тому
By watching this video, i learned that he pretty much makes three jokes and then shuts up. So he doesn't offend people 😂
@lucaschauvet5174
@lucaschauvet5174 5 років тому
nah im pretty sure they find his jokes and himself personally more funny than how offended they actually are
@KingVikidin
@KingVikidin 5 років тому
comedy comes in 3's
@Magerquark
@Magerquark 4 роки тому
he definitely takes his time to see their reaction good move cause some of them were really hard hitting lol
@horse-4598
@horse-4598 4 роки тому
I wish he would do a fourth sometimes but people are sensitive
@havokchaos6882
@havokchaos6882 2 роки тому
Norm one of the funniest comedians ever, you will be missed my friend.
@shaybamford8194
@shaybamford8194 Рік тому
Shaq you were great in the green mile absolute gold 😂😂
@CaptClapz
@CaptClapz 4 роки тому
“Wow, it’s like Trump built a wall around just you.” 🤣
@rafaelnacha1788
@rafaelnacha1788 4 роки тому
This one has me dying
@theloveguru7520
@theloveguru7520 4 роки тому
Yupppp
@daniellee1722
@daniellee1722 4 роки тому
That was gold
@onestepbeyond7240
@onestepbeyond7240 5 років тому
One of Jeffs funniest jabs was about comedian Alan King. " Alan's been around since the Beatles . Not the band,. the life form"
@TheAutumnWind_RN4L
@TheAutumnWind_RN4L 5 років тому
Damn.
@youtubisashoe
@youtubisashoe 5 років тому
At the Smith roast he calls Jamie a crossdresser basically, guess all good comedy is based in reality
@fightfannerd2078
@fightfannerd2078 5 років тому
Live Wire lol is there a clip of that
@onestepbeyond7240
@onestepbeyond7240 5 років тому
@@fightfannerd2078 Yes . It's somewhere out there ... I think it might have been the best of..?
@onestepbeyond7240
@onestepbeyond7240 5 років тому
@@fightfannerd2078 The drew carey roast
@davidasher3624
@davidasher3624 2 роки тому
You know you're a legend when you roast literally everyone and never being called a racist or a sexist. That's a tough achievement to get in this modern era. Fucking hilarious, lol
@Justin14379
@Justin14379 Рік тому
It’s good to see norm just appreciating his pure nonsense that he makes up on the spot
@lifeandsea651
@lifeandsea651 4 роки тому
"Drew Carey is to comedy.... what Mariah Carey is to comedy"
@itsneverlupus5544
@itsneverlupus5544 4 роки тому
I don't get it
@itsneverlupus5544
@itsneverlupus5544 4 роки тому
I dont get it
@thelastmemphian
@thelastmemphian 4 роки тому
H.L mariah carey isn’t a comedian.
@guillermolopez7727
@guillermolopez7727 4 роки тому
Nothing
@jakejones6652
@jakejones6652 4 роки тому
H.L then you’re a fucking idiot
@MeepMeep88
@MeepMeep88 5 років тому
2:13 "This aint a roast, this a BBQ" LOLL holy shiiiiiot.
@cuterabbit8498
@cuterabbit8498 5 років тому
That wasn't the bad part.
@lifestraight
@lifestraight 5 років тому
Not fuckin' with the racist jokes
@stevesilverstone4385
@stevesilverstone4385 5 років тому
​@@lifestraight People like you make those jokes even funnier.
@lifestraight
@lifestraight 5 років тому
@@stevesilverstone4385 I get you. Just like jokes about palefaces and cops being pigs.
@stevesilverstone4385
@stevesilverstone4385 5 років тому
@@lifestraight Let's hear one
@maccyd53
@maccyd53 Рік тому
Every six months or so I re-watch this 'cause it's gotta be the funniest thing...In. The. World.
@davidpadilla2925
@davidpadilla2925 Місяць тому
“I use your show as a night light” 😂 ☠️
@KidAfro29
@KidAfro29 3 роки тому
"your like a stripper who hates money thata why you work here" "those shorts are shorter then the time you spent in highschool" xD dead af
@CauseImFlawless
@CauseImFlawless 3 роки тому
best one
@mezachris6
@mezachris6 3 роки тому
Yeah I watched the video too
@quinseiffert6484
@quinseiffert6484 3 роки тому
Chris lmfao yea i was abt to say, no way i missed that part
@tpbfangirl
@tpbfangirl 3 роки тому
She went home that day and cried 😂
@egg-iu3fe
@egg-iu3fe 3 роки тому
she was shook
@Unpluggedx89
@Unpluggedx89 3 роки тому
"I use your show as a nightlight." Lmao don't we all
@Dominian1
@Dominian1 3 роки тому
Wouldn't watch Jake Tapper if he was the only person left reporting the news.
@leonrififi3543
@leonrififi3543 2 роки тому
Sounds like a Don Rickles joke
@oliverclothesoff3219
@oliverclothesoff3219 2 роки тому
@@leonrififi3543 That's cuz it is lol
@Booleanaal
@Booleanaal 2 роки тому
"oh my god there's kids. RUN! RUN!!" lmaooooo
@arthurlyampensha8347
@arthurlyampensha8347 2 роки тому
"Those are shorter than the amount of time you spent in high school." Bruh! I felt that, quite brutal but hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@steventurous9000
@steventurous9000 3 роки тому
Looks at blonde "you have blacker roots than Kunta Kinte" LMFAO
@Gqgeorge1453
@Gqgeorge1453 3 роки тому
Jesus she’s a dime tho
@buyzaxbys1774
@buyzaxbys1774 3 роки тому
@@Gqgeorge1453 looked trans to me
@AbuHajarAlBugatti
@AbuHajarAlBugatti 2 роки тому
@@Gqgeorge1453 fake blondes are ethnically appropriating my people and are disgusting
@beastvader
@beastvader 2 роки тому
@@AbuHajarAlBugatti Lool your username
@thomashardy7961
@thomashardy7961 2 роки тому
He said Kunta Kinte without blushing. Lol.
@leonmorales5744
@leonmorales5744 3 роки тому
"they broke their backs carrying jerry seinfield for eight years" Fact
@Lawgang94
@Lawgang94 3 роки тому
While I do love the show I always thought it would be nothing without ol' Costanza... Ain't really care for Kramer too much.
@Joker-qr5se
@Joker-qr5se 3 роки тому
Seinfeld the show was a assembled piece but yeah Jerry was definitely the weakest link of it yet he is the richest from it.
@ElvenMans
@ElvenMans 3 роки тому
I never got that joke, until i starting watching the show recently 😂
@yourmomsbox7455
@yourmomsbox7455 3 роки тому
@@Joker-qr5se so many typos in one factual post
@DEEPMUCH
@DEEPMUCH 3 роки тому
He's a genius at writing comedy....he wrote his cast the best lines.
@AttilatheThrilla
@AttilatheThrilla 9 місяців тому
His roast on Emmitt Smith is absolutely legendary
@AnthonySherritt
@AnthonySherritt Рік тому
I LOVE Jeff Ross. II was once at a party with him, Fred Willard and Joanne Worley. I have a picture and it's one of my favorites EVER!
@Iceman300c
@Iceman300c 3 роки тому
5:55 he makes a joke about Ron Jeremy being "stoned to death" and Jeremy is so f'd up that he has to ask the woman next to him what the joke was
@dustinb1070
@dustinb1070 2 роки тому
Ron fell asleep twice during that show. Bo Burnham got him too.
@minto420
@minto420 2 роки тому
@@dustinb1070 man can sleep 23 hours a day now lol
@bresidentpoejiden8253
@bresidentpoejiden8253 2 роки тому
I think he has narcolepsy. In an interview with Hansen he kept falling asleep
@dustinb1070
@dustinb1070 2 роки тому
He seemed like a good dude. I worked a club he came to when they had a little tour of famous porn stars. While I was there the dancers and female patrons kept coming on to him. He turned them all down like a pro. Ron and Bridget the midget are just fun and good time magnets.....you know when he's awake.
@Oh6Torch
@Oh6Torch 2 роки тому
I’m sure he went right back to sleep thinking, “Whatever, I still have the biggest stick in the room.”
@Morris3720
@Morris3720 4 роки тому
Dudeeee this is good! “Oh look Michael there’s kids!! Run!!” Lmfao
@kylehadfield9195
@kylehadfield9195 4 роки тому
not that funny considering the truth...
@omarxtyson1448
@omarxtyson1448 4 роки тому
Kyle Hadfield it’s even funnier considering the truth LOL
@AfroCuban4life
@AfroCuban4life 4 роки тому
😃😆😅
@whocares4444
@whocares4444 4 роки тому
Oh yea don’t make the rich pedophile feel bad with a joke.
@sinoverlord409
@sinoverlord409 7 місяців тому
It's hilarious how the hooters girl is the most replayed part of this video 😂. I love when hooters girls would tell customers they weren't allowed to give their number out 😂. I personally knew this was BS because I've had my fair share of hooter girls
@TheBluesnbob
@TheBluesnbob 6 місяців тому
DWTS was spot on!
@coreycassidy1
@coreycassidy1 3 роки тому
“You look like Amy winehouse if she went to rehab” yooo she was big mad
@DoubleMonoLR
@DoubleMonoLR 3 роки тому
That's kind of a weird one though, she looked fine before she had problems with drugs & alcohol.
@johnf.hebert1409
@johnf.hebert1409 3 роки тому
Certain casting directors usually have a stick up their ass though
@Artdeepmind
@Artdeepmind 3 роки тому
I think that was more of a compliment than roast :D
@ericksonjustinAK
@ericksonjustinAK 3 роки тому
That was one of the few that was actually a complement. I judge her for being offended.
@Sessho4
@Sessho4 5 років тому
“I’ve seen hostage videos with a bigger budget!!” Boooyyyy 💀💀💀💀
@SportsBoss999
@SportsBoss999 Рік тому
"Hey, Shaq, your knuckles look scraped. Did you walk here?" and "Everyone dreams of being a Dallas Cowboy. But the only one who came close was Monique". Priceless.
@dehvin_shortly
@dehvin_shortly 2 роки тому
Jeff Ross is the most hilarious dude ever. 💯
@anthonytrevino8587
@anthonytrevino8587 3 роки тому
Everyone gangsta until Jeff Ross grabs a mic and your in his line of sight
@jefersonvilaede
@jefersonvilaede 2 роки тому
that "action, she takes her clothes off" didnt go too well with the dad
@elizabethgeorge168
@elizabethgeorge168 3 роки тому
"I've seen younger faces on cash" 🤣🤣
@sajithks97
@sajithks97 2 роки тому
I didn't understand this.. could you kindly explain
@HajgarexhiaKosovar
@HajgarexhiaKosovar 2 роки тому
@@sajithks97 the presidents are on cash and they look younger than the people who were at the place
@sajithks97
@sajithks97 2 роки тому
@@HajgarexhiaKosovar hahahahhaa
@uservemewell
@uservemewell 2 роки тому
"This isn't a roast. It's a rot!"
@Dnmk2007
@Dnmk2007 2 роки тому
@@sajithks97 on bank notes are former presidents who were alive hundred years ago. So saying they have younger faces than the people in the room means the one on the room are really old.
@AC-Ninja
@AC-Ninja Рік тому
Just a legend in the making. Legend.
@perezroman6577
@perezroman6577 Рік тому
If you close your eyes, you can hear Saul Goodman roasting people
@charlesburns7391
@charlesburns7391 6 місяців тому
What the fuck
@Priyovizion
@Priyovizion 5 років тому
The Michael Jackson part "Oh my God there's kids run run!"
@seattlesneakerhead2526
@seattlesneakerhead2526 5 років тому
Riorarshan lmao I was lookin for this comment
@DrProfessorWeed
@DrProfessorWeed 5 років тому
I legitimately spit out the Snapple I was drinking that shit was so funny lmao.
@timhanby5662
@timhanby5662 4 роки тому
Seattle Sneakerhead lmao same
@lekhapratap1652
@lekhapratap1652 4 роки тому
Sslpslpslspslspdldldddldldl yum yum dim sum
@warpath6666
@warpath6666 4 роки тому
Did you hear that Walmart is having a Michael Jackson sale? .... Little boys pants are half off LOL!!! 😅😅😅😅
@RossCampoli
@RossCampoli 3 роки тому
It’s not just the roasts, but something about his delivery brings his victim in on the joke and gets them laughing too. Total masterclass
@jack321gogogo4
@jack321gogogo4 3 роки тому
Its just because they know their on camera. Do this without a camera and you get punched in the face a lot.
@arthurdurham
@arthurdurham 2 роки тому
I think it also has to do with him not being "conventially attractive". It doesn't feel punching down in a sense to people
@sleepeejack
@sleepeejack 2 роки тому
Don Rickles vibes
@TheTenCentStory
@TheTenCentStory 2 роки тому
@@jack321gogogo4 Most people aren't inbred monoloids.
@timmothyjennings
@timmothyjennings Рік тому
they have to laugh. it would kill the mood otherwise. they're working just as hard as Jeff.
@oskarfunes2505
@oskarfunes2505 4 місяці тому
The Shaq knuckles joke, oh lord 😂😂😂
@justinlaporte9414
@justinlaporte9414 Рік тому
Wow this guy is AWESOME!!!! love it!
@jachimpilgrim945
@jachimpilgrim945 5 років тому
Your knuckles looked scraped did you walk here lmaooo
@NICKandJAMEScomedy
@NICKandJAMEScomedy 5 років тому
I don't get that one
@erikkillmonger5624
@erikkillmonger5624 5 років тому
He's suggesting that he drags his knuckles when he walks. A knuckle-dragger is a really dumb, primitive person.
@alsayedjalal
@alsayedjalal 5 років тому
@@NICKandJAMEScomedy he explained it like 5 seconds later dude
@CoachBestTH
@CoachBestTH 5 років тому
Thank you so much man. I've been asking about this joke for so long.
@BuckfastConsumer
@BuckfastConsumer 5 років тому
Had me that one ahaha
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