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@juicelord47924 роки тому
“You look like a stripper who hates money, so you work here!” Bruh, I know she felt that joke 😂🤣😂🤣
@1968luch4 роки тому
Juice Lord 😂😂😂😂
@mr.bender16924 роки тому
I would be willing to bet $100 she is also a stripper. I'll be honest, and cut the bullshit, I'd be willing to give her $100 to watch her cook some chicken wings.
@hardanalljr.31384 роки тому
@@mr.bender1692 100$ for nothing lol fucking geek
@mr.bender16924 роки тому
@@hardanalljr.3138 You're so hardcore. I wish I was as awesome you are!
@hardanalljr.31384 роки тому
@@mr.bender1692 i already know that guy
@in_the_pines4 роки тому
Imagine the shit this guy comes up with when actually pissed at someone during an argument.
@yinyuetrifecta4 роки тому
Damnnnnn
@fearanarchy4 роки тому
Hopefully it is funny. Because it has been a long wait
@kayceewhite4 роки тому
In the Pines I would be so emotionally broken if I was his wife 😂😂😂
@doggomcd4 роки тому
@@Benevezzioficial I disagree, the actual need to insult is something magical in itself.
@sk3reviews1814 роки тому
He'd tell them to grow a pair 😂
@Julianhulian2 роки тому
He murdered jake tapper “I use your show as a nightlight” “I’ve seen hostage videos with a bigger budget”💀💀
@romulo3532 роки тому
I'm deeead
@ben69932 роки тому
Love it 🤣🤣
@Scarletraven872 роки тому
SHAQ was close 2nd
@dsrreeРік тому
Yeah they're literally sitting in the corner of a room with some green screen curtains on the walls around them. It looks good on tv but in real life I bet it looks terrible as shit.
@AidenhuaРік тому
@@dsrree that wasn't the joke buddy💀
@kwymard11Рік тому
“I’m teasing you Shaq. You know that. You were great in The Green Mile” 💀💀 So good
@mikefixacРік тому
I didn't get the joke until I looked up The Green Mile and saw a picture of the cast. OMG, that's funny.
@dalmnationtwitch7931Рік тому
@@mikefixac You need to watch the movie
@MrRinre6 місяців тому
It's a great movie.
@TheBrianhj5 місяців тому
The movie sucked dick compared to the book
@Cathoholicism4 роки тому
Why does this guy look like an entirely new person in every clip?
@LaPride2474 роки тому
age
@pollumG4 роки тому
Cuz it's a mask.
@BlanBlan199019904 роки тому
He takes on many forms.
@tedstyle37984 роки тому
That is called a shape shifter
@jonahs82614 роки тому
lol
@jasonpoletta17973 роки тому
"Howard Stern has been in radio so long he bought Robin at an auction" Dead
@treetrunkexpress86843 роки тому
Are you ok
@treetrunkexpress86843 роки тому
Do you need help
@MrSpencerMcIntosh3 роки тому
That one was funny asf
@Skatefool973 роки тому
Very underrated joke
@alexpapatonis9783 роки тому
This would not fly in 2020 😂😂😂
@ryanlemley4866Рік тому
Jeff is what happens when you quit working on your stand up and focus all of your energy on destroying hecklers. He's unbeatable. Love every word that comes out of his mouth.
@Ro7ard2 роки тому
"He's an Arab if that helps" I swear if the afterlife exists, the management there are already looking for a way to send him back lol. RIP Norm
@jammiiee2 роки тому
tremendous
@SF-ko7hmРік тому
It does bud, if that answers your question
@justlift213Рік тому
As a half Lebanese man, i died laughing cause it definitely helps. R.I.P Norm 🐐
@Sandesh981473 роки тому
"I use your show as night light" Single most brutal line in this entire compilation.
@jjryan13523 роки тому
Lifted wholesale from Don Rickles' act.
@XxMusclecarsxX3 роки тому
seen hostage videos with a bigger budget hahahaa
@cjsnappi15353 роки тому
“I didn’t know you shop at forever 41... you look great.”
@markladenheim53523 роки тому
@@jjryan1352 Was going to say the exact same thing. Wonder if Rickles was still alive at the time.
@ghoststrad20003 роки тому
I thought what he said to the talk show host in the beginning was more brutal “is this tonight’s monologue?” And lifted up the trash can “garbage”
@Daily_BassistРік тому
People are overlooking “I’ve seen younger faces on cash.” Top tier joke
@MakeitStop-er5kxРік тому
Norm McDonald is doing his absolute best to hold it together, RIP to that legend, I would have lost it when he said that guy, "looks like Orville Redenbacher's fluffer"!
@jtothed33183 роки тому
the most roastable guy on earth overcame his vulnerability of being roasted by becoming the king of roasting
@JamesonEst17803 роки тому
I think the king of roasting had to go to Don Rickles! Though, I agree with everything else you said! 😂
@jasperverwijs88343 роки тому
Mmm' indeed
@natebowman11903 роки тому
Why am I now in the mood for roast beef?
@FirstLast-sy3rj3 роки тому
JamesonEst1780 DR was definitely The Godfather of roasts but all-time, I’ll nominate the late, great, Greg Geraldo.
@jamal_khan3 роки тому
The Roast Master General
@tough41294 роки тому
He looks like a real life Simpson's character
@AfroCuban4life4 роки тому
😄😄🔥
@anaa92454 роки тому
Nice roast lol
@ichigoisthegoat4 роки тому
Be careful if he sees this he's gonna roast you hard
@davidfincher97054 роки тому
@@ichigoisthegoat Lol 😂 he is probably gonna prepare a speech for him ,
@williambradford16034 роки тому
@@davidfincher9705 spot on spot on
@Maan777772 роки тому
7:14 that part is just hillarious. "Oh my god there's kids,run!run!" I died at that😂😂😂😂
@dukezilla34718 місяців тому
😂
@TheBINIBALLРік тому
"You're like Amy Winehouse if she went to rehab" That was beautiful lmao. Ryan Stiles being Kramer lite is underrated af haha
@darkfeather68573 роки тому
"Your knuckles look scraped, did you walk here?" That joke alone was worth the price of admission.
@ethanners66053 роки тому
I don't get it
@benjaminhould6273 роки тому
Are you trolling? Lol
@ethanners66053 роки тому
@@arturgrzenkowicz5750 ohhhh
@ethanners66053 роки тому
@@arturgrzenkowicz5750 lmaoo thats messed up
@flyingmonkey82453 роки тому
@@ethanners6605 nah it’s a funny joke
@Bruh-vs1qv4 роки тому
“Those shorts are shorter than the amount of time you spent in high school.” Oh my God.
@jnate20014 роки тому
Says the comedian lmao
@emmankianga90823 роки тому
She needs pain killers for that burn 😂
@corybalogh84483 роки тому
Dias06 No they aren’t
@KarlHerzog3 роки тому
@Dias06 He should've said longer though.
@tdestroyer47803 роки тому
What an elitest peice of shit to be honest.
@user-cb2lz8yy9s2 роки тому
He can dish it with out offending people. He has a way with comedy. I like when he messes with people and then turns into a marshmallow and adds class to humble the people he’s roasting. He’s a good guy.
@mail-qh2qc6 місяців тому
The 2 girls that he made the yahoo joke about and said no one knows you can tell we're offended. The most offended was the girl in the red dress he said takes her clothes off when the director says action. The women beside her looked pissed too
@user-cb2lz8yy9s3 місяці тому
@@mail-qh2qcIt’s Jeff Ross, come on. You can’t take him seriously. He ROASTS people. If he roasts you; you should feel lucky. My humble opinion. It’s just what he does…besides, the best part, you could make fun of him in hundreds of ways back and he would just laugh.
@mml00822 роки тому
I hung out with him for a couple weeks and he’s the funniest most chill guy ever,, usually comedians you meet in person have a dark intense side to them that they mask with comedy
@frankiefavero1666Рік тому
I'm seeing him and Dave Chappelle tonight! Beyond exited!
@TonyHavenMusic4 роки тому
Jeff Ross reads a room so so well, he can be racist to a group of people and get pure honest laughter, legend
@efishta4 роки тому
A good roaster does that - see Don Rickles' videos here for a taste of old school roasting. What I find unique about Jeff is that he gets away with the racial stuff in an era of political correctness.
@bsherder4 роки тому
3:28 That is so true. No way i could imagine saying it in a way that makes it funny. EDIT: I meant the way he presented that as a joke was funny.
@user-nj1zu2nf1x4 роки тому
Being racist?um, no. It's called funny is funny. If it was racist people wouldn't laugh
@TonyHavenMusic4 роки тому
@@user-nj1zu2nf1x for every racist joke there's someone who didn't laugh and wrote in an official complaint, it's normal, all I'm saying is there's so many comedians that can't phrase things or approach race based comedy the way he does, I really like him
@samuelaurora36324 роки тому
bsherder that wasn’t a racist joke, rather “you’re an oversized human and look like a gorilla” joke. You could say the same to Brock Lesnar for example. Although he may punch you..
@johnnyfiveo4 роки тому
"i use your show as a nightlight" "I've seen bigger budgets in hostage videos" comedy gold
@Br-sy9vi4 роки тому
I loved that part 😂
@NotYourTypicalLakersFan4 роки тому
Bro I watch your channel
@renthevillain18854 роки тому
Just imagineing jeff ross snoring to his show at 3 at night is fucking hilarious
@EpicBunty3 роки тому
That guy asked for it lol
@treetops64383 роки тому
7:21 another golden one!
@leviriordan71832 роки тому
I like how the jokes come hard enough that he says compliments at the same time to balance out the emotions😁
@ebruceii2 роки тому
One of the few people left on this planet who can never be canceled.
@Cartnite33 роки тому
“I’ve seen hostage videos with a bigger budget.” 😭
@dantedt39313 роки тому
😂😂😂
@PonyBoy17763 роки тому
If that ain't the truth
@danielprovost3 роки тому
That one got me too. Honestly to come up with these jokes, your life has revolve around comedy 24/7. Brilliant!
@ufcknockouts073 роки тому
"It looks like Trump built a wall around only you" haha
@wallacedeveer0773 роки тому
"Dancing with the vaguely familiar" lmaoooo
@craz88763 роки тому
I actually lol I’m that one
@painkiller19683 роки тому
offoffoffoff?
@busyb51073 роки тому
Killed them with that one
@noahpatton92762 роки тому
Aughyeee.... ask yahoo
@Bugneedfix2 роки тому
Made their career relevant again
@TenthElementGraphics2 роки тому
"They don't make 'em like the used to" is a term that gets thrown around a lot, but when you look at Jeff Ross he really does take you back to the golden age of comedy.
@the8waveРік тому
Jeff Ross is the king of roasting people.
@rustynugget22884 роки тому
20 seconds in and more funny than amy schumer's entire career
@isaiahcampbell56574 роки тому
and it's also original jokes unlike amy schumer's career
@HookedCamper4 роки тому
Rusty Nugget Amen To that
@scottielambert93124 роки тому
Get over it for God's sake. You boys who get piss yourself scared over women who dont fit your sad 1950s mold.
@isaiahcampbell56574 роки тому
@@scottielambert9312 what does that have to do with her not being funny i mean she is still not funny
@scottielambert93124 роки тому
@@isaiahcampbell5657 I believe she is, it's clearly not for incels and I get that, but she is empirically funny. Dont give a fuck what trump supporting incels dont like, I enjoy it.
@modiggady4 роки тому
"I use your show as a nightlight" the savagness is real🤣🤣🤣
@moathalsaif55924 роки тому
This is Don Rickles old joke - not original by Jeff, and he uses many of Don jokes in this video.
@keithbaggetta23744 роки тому
Mo Diggady I thought that part was the best haha
@jeroengaruda43004 роки тому
@@moathalsaif5592 That's not true
@selvmortsyddРік тому
Your knuckles look scraped, did you walk here? That was savage..hahaha
@ScotchOffTheRocks8 місяців тому
“He’s an Arab, if that helps,” I fucking love Norm 😂
@richard_nj5 років тому
He went from looking 38 to 65 real fast
@ItsBinhRepaired5 років тому
Don't people usually rate people out of 10? So...the jokes upped his appeal 27% for you? Lol jk
@techmaniac695 років тому
@@ItsBinhRepaired are u actually that dumb. There talking about his age
@roper23345 років тому
techmaniac69 lmao they’re 😂
@techmaniac695 років тому
@@roper2334 pathetic get a life grammar Nazi
@mitcht10265 років тому
i mean.. its kinda true. but all those clips where he looked 38 were like 1998-2000 ish.. and his new stuff where he's fat and bald is 2015+ so.. 15 years of booze and smokes can do that
@oscarbainbridge86565 років тому
"your knuckles look scraped, did you walk here?" he would get crucified in 2019 for that one hahaha
@oo7moses5 років тому
Good thing he didn't tweet it, or they would go back as many years as it takes and still get him for it!
@thesweboy28735 років тому
Difference is that he is famous.
@eazy11744 роки тому
Racial undertones? Sorry I legit dont know
@prncssdi834 роки тому
I about died laughing. I miss the days when people weren't looking to be outraged about everything and could take a joke.
@paradoxlust4 роки тому
Go watch the opening 15 minutes of Eddie Murphy's Delirious. "The faggot section" holy shit that would never fly today. Law/lay of the land.
@wamrainc176Рік тому
This man is a true comedian genius, Most of his quips are hilarious and ingenious
@jackpotjoey88282 роки тому
He uses the forever 41 joke often, and it’s perfect. It cuts so deep to all those who are pretending they’re battling a midlife crisis, and they think they look hip. The perfect one liner in those situations
@michaelr72544 роки тому
"Howard Stern has been in radio so long he bought Robin at an auction!" Dead.
@reggiebrownjr91054 роки тому
Funniest one here lol 😂👌
@clapadamclap4 роки тому
that one was stone cold savage!
@flinchless4 роки тому
That was Don Rickles funny
@chrissearl23764 роки тому
I cant stand Robin but she took that so well lol
@monitoler57214 роки тому
If he said that now the internet would literally burst in flames 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@137Official4 роки тому
“You don’t recognize him? He was on To Catch a Predator.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that had me rolllllling
@yellowblanka60584 роки тому
That poor guy probably got ragged on constantly due to that bit, lol.
@aaronjames52764 роки тому
I laughed so hard. That was awesome. :)
@RyanSmith-wo2pi4 роки тому
Please and thank you.
@kman87492 роки тому
This guy is amazing. Improv stand up, can't beat it. He is a legend. I wish I was as quick and witty as him.
@DanGolik2 роки тому
“Orville Redenbacker’s fluffer” was really creative
@taylor28113 роки тому
“You guys look like the bland girls” LMAOOOOO
@TheRockLobsterMafia3 роки тому
Oh my God TARA RIED!
@dimeen3 роки тому
Haha they were so fucking offended
@brandonrice11242 роки тому
I dont think i could have said that to those girls good thing he has cameras around because without them they might have kicked his ass.
@LettuceBunnies2 роки тому
@@dimeen so good to watch
@ferd312 роки тому
@@brandonrice1124 kicked his ass really?
@youmustpaythetrolltoll85172 роки тому
"You're dressed like you're going to paint the set" gets me every time.
@Celtics202 роки тому
Then he tries to change the subject right away.. 😂
@anthonyontv1061Рік тому
That was a great line, I love Norm though.
@nathanwilliams40056 місяців тому
@@anthonyontv1061 Norm is a great sport, he loved it.
@Cherokeechuck94 місяці тому
"He can't help himself"
@davec37174 місяці тому
He's great. The Buddy Holly/Barney Rubble bit had me in tears the first time I heard it.
@JaydenLawson2 роки тому
This is what 2021 and beyond needs
@slugoz77092 роки тому
"OMG, THERE'S KIDS, RUN!" LOL THAT'S SO DARK.
@s.r80422 роки тому
Yeah, damn
@velzun80752 роки тому
Michael Jackson was the only one who didn't laugh 💀
@brianrogers81222 роки тому
i fucking died hahahha
@Vixey_Starr2 роки тому
Messed up
@water87562 роки тому
I don't want to be that guy but I kinda don't get it
@FaZeTenSe3 роки тому
“Is this the window you jump out of when the ratings come in” 🤣🤣😭
@jhyland87Рік тому
"I've seen younger faces on cash" lmao
@yamilevska2 роки тому
"I Google you people and said.... ask Yahoo" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jbg713844 роки тому
"I've seen younger faces on cash!" LMFAO, that was great.
@keitheilish79833 роки тому
Is no one going to talk about the Micheal Jackson roast? “Oh my god there’s kids, run kids run!”
@jjryan13523 роки тому
Lame. The whole MJ child molester thing is a media hit job. Or from Norm on SNL news. For the short version watch Chappelle. For the long detailed version watch the 3-part series by Razorfist on the Rageaholic channel.
@David-kl7to3 роки тому
I was looking for this lmao
@takerfan4ever3 роки тому
@@jjryan1352 Mj was obviously innocent.. but it's still funny
@tddouble94123 роки тому
@@takerfan4ever no he wasn't lol
@takerfan4ever3 роки тому
@@tddouble9412 b4 u further embarrass yourself.. google the trial and results.
@Posijax2 роки тому
Not only are his burns brilliant, but he always seems to somehow integrate compassion and admiration into them... A true craftsman... Roast on J.R.
@neoibelievematrix27197 місяців тому
Since day 1 I've always loved this man and his humor... not many got it at the beginning than he blew big!! Dudes awesome and a legend in his bragging rights and the original roast master salute my brotha o7
@spaghetti56943 роки тому
“Those shorts are shorter than the amount of time you spent in high school” BRUTAL
@sam040194912 роки тому
That should actually be “longer” than you spent in high school. Because if her shorts are very short, then she should have spent less time in high school. Her time in high school should be the shorter thing.
@Corsayr2 роки тому
@@sam04019491 drop out
@robertburbulea85032 роки тому
@@sam04019491 explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog.You understand it better but the frog dies
@RockyPalermo12 роки тому
@@robertburbulea8503 That is f-ing brilliant
@satorougojo2 роки тому
@@robertburbulea8503 The frog was always dead
@KayzokuGaming4 роки тому
The "dancing with the vaguely familiar" joke killed me
@shutterap58124 роки тому
Tristan Courty same I lost it hahhahahaha
@Juice-ig3jz4 роки тому
The look of how uncomfortable the crowd was made it better! lol
@GeekedOutNeckbeard3 роки тому
I don't even know who those 3 were even supposed to be
@billyashworth39443 роки тому
Steve-O in the background had me cracking up too
@josepartida17113 роки тому
I think they think they’re more famous than they actually are...so the truth hurt 😂
@kimosabe6272Рік тому
I honestly didn't realize he's been doing roasts for so damn long. No wonder he's the Roast Master!
@brickbrigade27602 роки тому
“Shaq your knuckles are scraped, you walk here?” I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@noahtv29414 роки тому
This person sounds like both Rick and Morty.
@ilan48374 роки тому
NoahTV wow
@shaneward78364 роки тому
Actually Rick and Morty is one person
@jamesrickard72344 роки тому
Thos person whos name is in the title
@albatros2804 роки тому
Sounds like Saul Goodman too
@zino6184 роки тому
I think Rick and Morty are voiced by the same person
@alexcarey80055 років тому
"Your knuckles look scratched, did you walk here"
@wsredtyui4 роки тому
@Dozo He compared the guy to a gorilla i think xd
@alexcarey80054 роки тому
Dodi he has long arms
@alexcarey80054 роки тому
*Dodo
@alexcarey80054 роки тому
*Dozo
@lt43244 роки тому
@Dozo gorilla's usually move on "all fours"
@mikefixacРік тому
In high school, there was a kid who would just go up to people in the lounge and start cutting them down. He'd bring them up to the point where they were ready to kick his ass, then he'd tone it down. Then he'd just ramp it right back up. Everyone around would just be laughing their asses off. He was an ugly dude with a great comedic face, probably the funniest guy I've ever met in person.
@johnward5404Рік тому
I must say, when you compile his work… he is almost certainly the best roaster EVER. I can’t even imagine how many jokes he has rattling around in is skull.
@diegozavaleta16615 років тому
"I've seen hostage videos with a bigger budget" LMFAO
@ballin13945 років тому
for some reason I thought of CNN..
@growing3675 років тому
lol ISIS videos
@jayu96425 років тому
Lool i laughed and cringed so hard
@terrorbilly25205 років тому
previous roast was good as well: "I use your show as nightlight" lol
@eddieanderson93995 років тому
that explains the good ratings, many people probably keep it on for a nightlight for that reason lol
@edyoung44504 роки тому
“Blacker roots than kunta kinte” 😂
@Daniel-js2dk4 роки тому
richard dalaney Not even remotely funny. Triggered?
@ickdon79994 роки тому
Dead Inside And, he liked his own comment. Someone had to i guess🤷♂️
@yayo44784 роки тому
As a black man I approve of this joke
@cottonballsjoe4 роки тому
...alright see you at home 🤣
@ihavenoidea26164 роки тому
Dead Inside Dude tried to make a simple joke, bombed but still why do you people always think someones triggered?
@paulplack4902 роки тому
Love the shots of reactions from the audience when he's roasting Shaq. This was really funny!
@markkulyas24182 роки тому
Finally a comedian that actually made me laugh.
@furymaster81393 роки тому
“You look like Harry Potter’s accountant” I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂
@adamdesanti67135 місяців тому
"You look like Orville Redenbacher's... fluffer."
@smul87715 років тому
By watching this video, i learned that he pretty much makes three jokes and then shuts up. So he doesn't offend people 😂
@lucaschauvet51745 років тому
nah im pretty sure they find his jokes and himself personally more funny than how offended they actually are
@KingVikidin5 років тому
comedy comes in 3's
@Magerquark4 роки тому
he definitely takes his time to see their reaction good move cause some of them were really hard hitting lol
@horse-45984 роки тому
I wish he would do a fourth sometimes but people are sensitive
@havokchaos68822 роки тому
Norm one of the funniest comedians ever, you will be missed my friend.
@shaybamford8194Рік тому
Shaq you were great in the green mile absolute gold 😂😂
@CaptClapz4 роки тому
“Wow, it’s like Trump built a wall around just you.” 🤣
@rafaelnacha17884 роки тому
This one has me dying
@theloveguru75204 роки тому
Yupppp
@daniellee17224 роки тому
That was gold
@onestepbeyond72405 років тому
One of Jeffs funniest jabs was about comedian Alan King. " Alan's been around since the Beatles . Not the band,. the life form"
@TheAutumnWind_RN4L5 років тому
Damn.
@youtubisashoe5 років тому
At the Smith roast he calls Jamie a crossdresser basically, guess all good comedy is based in reality
@fightfannerd20785 років тому
Live Wire lol is there a clip of that
@onestepbeyond72405 років тому
@@fightfannerd2078 Yes . It's somewhere out there ... I think it might have been the best of..?
@onestepbeyond72405 років тому
@@fightfannerd2078 The drew carey roast
@davidasher36242 роки тому
You know you're a legend when you roast literally everyone and never being called a racist or a sexist. That's a tough achievement to get in this modern era. Fucking hilarious, lol
@Justin14379Рік тому
It’s good to see norm just appreciating his pure nonsense that he makes up on the spot
@lifeandsea6514 роки тому
"Drew Carey is to comedy.... what Mariah Carey is to comedy"
@itsneverlupus55444 роки тому
I don't get it
@itsneverlupus55444 роки тому
I dont get it
@thelastmemphian4 роки тому
H.L mariah carey isn’t a comedian.
@guillermolopez77274 роки тому
Nothing
@jakejones66524 роки тому
H.L then you’re a fucking idiot
@MeepMeep885 років тому
2:13 "This aint a roast, this a BBQ" LOLL holy shiiiiiot.
@cuterabbit84985 років тому
That wasn't the bad part.
@lifestraight5 років тому
Not fuckin' with the racist jokes
@stevesilverstone43855 років тому
@@lifestraight People like you make those jokes even funnier.
@lifestraight5 років тому
@@stevesilverstone4385 I get you. Just like jokes about palefaces and cops being pigs.
@stevesilverstone43855 років тому
@@lifestraight Let's hear one
@maccyd53Рік тому
Every six months or so I re-watch this 'cause it's gotta be the funniest thing...In. The. World.
@davidpadilla2925Місяць тому
“I use your show as a night light” 😂 ☠️
@KidAfro293 роки тому
"your like a stripper who hates money thata why you work here" "those shorts are shorter then the time you spent in highschool" xD dead af
@CauseImFlawless3 роки тому
best one
@mezachris63 роки тому
Yeah I watched the video too
@quinseiffert64843 роки тому
Chris lmfao yea i was abt to say, no way i missed that part
@tpbfangirl3 роки тому
She went home that day and cried 😂
@egg-iu3fe3 роки тому
she was shook
@Unpluggedx893 роки тому
"I use your show as a nightlight." Lmao don't we all
@Dominian13 роки тому
Wouldn't watch Jake Tapper if he was the only person left reporting the news.
@leonrififi35432 роки тому
Sounds like a Don Rickles joke
@oliverclothesoff32192 роки тому
@@leonrififi3543 That's cuz it is lol
@Booleanaal2 роки тому
"oh my god there's kids. RUN! RUN!!" lmaooooo
@arthurlyampensha83472 роки тому
"Those are shorter than the amount of time you spent in high school." Bruh! I felt that, quite brutal but hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@steventurous90003 роки тому
Looks at blonde "you have blacker roots than Kunta Kinte" LMFAO
@Gqgeorge14533 роки тому
Jesus she’s a dime tho
@buyzaxbys17743 роки тому
@@Gqgeorge1453 looked trans to me
@AbuHajarAlBugatti2 роки тому
@@Gqgeorge1453 fake blondes are ethnically appropriating my people and are disgusting
@beastvader2 роки тому
@@AbuHajarAlBugatti Lool your username
@thomashardy79612 роки тому
He said Kunta Kinte without blushing. Lol.
@leonmorales57443 роки тому
"they broke their backs carrying jerry seinfield for eight years" Fact
@Lawgang943 роки тому
While I do love the show I always thought it would be nothing without ol' Costanza... Ain't really care for Kramer too much.
@Joker-qr5se3 роки тому
Seinfeld the show was a assembled piece but yeah Jerry was definitely the weakest link of it yet he is the richest from it.
@ElvenMans3 роки тому
I never got that joke, until i starting watching the show recently 😂
@yourmomsbox74553 роки тому
@@Joker-qr5se so many typos in one factual post
@DEEPMUCH3 роки тому
He's a genius at writing comedy....he wrote his cast the best lines.
@AttilatheThrilla9 місяців тому
His roast on Emmitt Smith is absolutely legendary
@AnthonySherrittРік тому
I LOVE Jeff Ross. II was once at a party with him, Fred Willard and Joanne Worley. I have a picture and it's one of my favorites EVER!
@Iceman300c3 роки тому
5:55 he makes a joke about Ron Jeremy being "stoned to death" and Jeremy is so f'd up that he has to ask the woman next to him what the joke was
@dustinb10702 роки тому
Ron fell asleep twice during that show. Bo Burnham got him too.
@minto4202 роки тому
@@dustinb1070 man can sleep 23 hours a day now lol
@bresidentpoejiden82532 роки тому
I think he has narcolepsy. In an interview with Hansen he kept falling asleep
@dustinb10702 роки тому
He seemed like a good dude. I worked a club he came to when they had a little tour of famous porn stars. While I was there the dancers and female patrons kept coming on to him. He turned them all down like a pro. Ron and Bridget the midget are just fun and good time magnets.....you know when he's awake.
@Oh6Torch2 роки тому
I’m sure he went right back to sleep thinking, “Whatever, I still have the biggest stick in the room.”
@Morris37204 роки тому
Dudeeee this is good! “Oh look Michael there’s kids!! Run!!” Lmfao
@kylehadfield91954 роки тому
not that funny considering the truth...
@omarxtyson14484 роки тому
Kyle Hadfield it’s even funnier considering the truth LOL
@AfroCuban4life4 роки тому
😃😆😅
@whocares44444 роки тому
Oh yea don’t make the rich pedophile feel bad with a joke.
@sinoverlord4097 місяців тому
It's hilarious how the hooters girl is the most replayed part of this video 😂. I love when hooters girls would tell customers they weren't allowed to give their number out 😂. I personally knew this was BS because I've had my fair share of hooter girls
@TheBluesnbob6 місяців тому
DWTS was spot on!
@coreycassidy13 роки тому
“You look like Amy winehouse if she went to rehab” yooo she was big mad
@DoubleMonoLR3 роки тому
That's kind of a weird one though, she looked fine before she had problems with drugs & alcohol.
@johnf.hebert14093 роки тому
Certain casting directors usually have a stick up their ass though
@Artdeepmind3 роки тому
I think that was more of a compliment than roast :D
@ericksonjustinAK3 роки тому
That was one of the few that was actually a complement. I judge her for being offended.
@Sessho45 років тому
“I’ve seen hostage videos with a bigger budget!!” Boooyyyy 💀💀💀💀
@SportsBoss999Рік тому
"Hey, Shaq, your knuckles look scraped. Did you walk here?" and "Everyone dreams of being a Dallas Cowboy. But the only one who came close was Monique". Priceless.
@dehvin_shortly2 роки тому
Jeff Ross is the most hilarious dude ever. 💯
@anthonytrevino85873 роки тому
Everyone gangsta until Jeff Ross grabs a mic and your in his line of sight
@jefersonvilaede2 роки тому
that "action, she takes her clothes off" didnt go too well with the dad
@elizabethgeorge1683 роки тому
"I've seen younger faces on cash" 🤣🤣
@sajithks972 роки тому
I didn't understand this.. could you kindly explain
@HajgarexhiaKosovar2 роки тому
@@sajithks97 the presidents are on cash and they look younger than the people who were at the place
@sajithks972 роки тому
@@HajgarexhiaKosovar hahahahhaa
@uservemewell2 роки тому
"This isn't a roast. It's a rot!"
@Dnmk20072 роки тому
@@sajithks97 on bank notes are former presidents who were alive hundred years ago. So saying they have younger faces than the people in the room means the one on the room are really old.
@AC-NinjaРік тому
Just a legend in the making. Legend.
@perezroman6577Рік тому
If you close your eyes, you can hear Saul Goodman roasting people
@charlesburns73916 місяців тому
What the fuck
@Priyovizion5 років тому
The Michael Jackson part "Oh my God there's kids run run!"
@seattlesneakerhead25265 років тому
Riorarshan lmao I was lookin for this comment
@DrProfessorWeed5 років тому
I legitimately spit out the Snapple I was drinking that shit was so funny lmao.
@timhanby56624 роки тому
Seattle Sneakerhead lmao same
@lekhapratap16524 роки тому
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@warpath66664 роки тому
Did you hear that Walmart is having a Michael Jackson sale? .... Little boys pants are half off LOL!!! 😅😅😅😅
@RossCampoli3 роки тому
It’s not just the roasts, but something about his delivery brings his victim in on the joke and gets them laughing too. Total masterclass
@jack321gogogo43 роки тому
Its just because they know their on camera. Do this without a camera and you get punched in the face a lot.
@arthurdurham2 роки тому
I think it also has to do with him not being "conventially attractive". It doesn't feel punching down in a sense to people
@sleepeejack2 роки тому
Don Rickles vibes
@TheTenCentStory2 роки тому
@@jack321gogogo4 Most people aren't inbred monoloids.
@timmothyjenningsРік тому
they have to laugh. it would kill the mood otherwise. they're working just as hard as Jeff.
@oskarfunes25054 місяці тому
The Shaq knuckles joke, oh lord 😂😂😂
@justinlaporte9414Рік тому
Wow this guy is AWESOME!!!! love it!
@jachimpilgrim9455 років тому
Your knuckles looked scraped did you walk here lmaooo
@NICKandJAMEScomedy5 років тому
I don't get that one
@erikkillmonger56245 років тому
He's suggesting that he drags his knuckles when he walks. A knuckle-dragger is a really dumb, primitive person.
@alsayedjalal5 років тому
@@NICKandJAMEScomedy he explained it like 5 seconds later dude
@CoachBestTH5 років тому
Thank you so much man. I've been asking about this joke for so long.