You missed my (least) favorite type of SB ad. "We're going to spend $25 million in advertisements to tell you how great we are for donating $500K to a charity"

Sports bet companies listing a # to call if you have a gambling problem is like a meth dealer giving you the number for a rehab facility while they're selling you drugs

"I'm merely a huge corporation with endless resources, just give me more of your money"

"We interrupt 37 seconds of actual gameplay" xD

2024: The only commercials on TV are sports betting, lawyers, car ads, and pharmaceuticals. Corporate greed surpassing levels we used to portray in parodies.

Roger Horton in a cheerleader skirt? Life will never be the same.

Thank god this wasn't completely ruined by 13 seconds of one of the players girlfriends enjoying the game.

Tip of the Day: If you're hosting a gameday party, be sure to have the toilet plunger at the ready. There's always a guest that will drop a load and clog the bowl.

Lol that _we stand for change, or against it, whatever_ is spot-on. "We care" yeah ok. Actually all this is spot on, well done. ¡Viva Hortitos!

i don't think i'll ever understand why so many people get worked up over an owl, no matter how superb it is.

Only thing ,missing was the spot for Horton Insurance. "Hi, I'm Roger Horton, and here's a celebrity we paid $20 million to tell you how awesome our insurance is. So remember to bundle your home. car, boat, RV, motorcycle, appliances, phone, lawnmower *and* bicycle with Horton Insurance. Don't own everything listed? No problem! We here at Horton Insurance are proud to insure even nonexistent items! PS We just raised everyone's rate $35 a month to pay for Awesome Celebrity and this ad time."

I was waiting for her to instantly severely burn her mouth upon biting in to the pizza roll - bc no matter how cool to the touch the outside is, that fill is hot-pocket molten lava inside, just waiting to scald you. Oh great, now I feel for pizza rolls…

"If it not about beer or burgers, it's about sex. " And cars that none of us could ever hope to afford.

"Turns out if I disappear for one second, you guys won't buy what I'm selling." That savagery toward the comments when the channel introduced the sentient clock. XD

I shit you not i got a Kevin Hart Draftkings ad immediately after the video ended lmao

the ultimate Bread and Circuses day of the year!

Sitting on our butts eating junk food while we watch other people exercise. (Simpsons gets some of the credit for that one)

You can tel Roger has waayyyy too much fun filming these. I bet the outtake reels are hilarious, they have to burst into laughter a lot.

I love this stuff..... everything on TV is Crap. All ads are Lies. Everything is about separating you from your money.

Hahaha I used to call it the "Stuper bowl" when I was a little kid and thought it was stupid when my parents would have super bowl parties.

Stuper Bowl is definitely fitting. 😂😂

Nothing makes me hungry like watching men develop head injuries in real time that will effect every aspect of their lives while simultaneously thinking of hot people.

Roger Horton 2024. Truth. Honest truth.

"Because we stand for change, or against it. I don't know! I can't keep up with everything on social media. I'm merely a huge corporation with endless resources. Look, just eat my bean dip!"

Remember that Bruce Willis movie "The Last Boy Scout" where the whole plot revolved around preventing the NFL legalizing gambling, and a whole lot of people were murdered over it? Who would have known that gambling over NFL games would become 100% legal today thanks to the magic of the internet...

Frito Lay really does make a lot during the Superbowl.

"It's my world, Baby. You're just living in it" encompasses soooo much more. THANKS! Love your videos :-)

Living in Vegas with no interest in the Superbowl, this hits home. :) Cheers to Roger Hortitos!!

I love how Roger points out the stupid irony of the antiquated TV rule against showing anyone drinking anything representing alcohol in a commercial while allowing the sale of sex. She does it well by delivering the line, "...I'm busy drinking my Roger's Cream... Ale." 🤣🤣

I like how the Super Bowl icon ( 7 seconds in ) is shaped like it's giving the middle finger!!! Brilliant

There's always some 💩 in the game. Thanks to people like Roger we get a thorough breakdown of the Reality of it all. Mucho thanks Roger! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Let's make a Fundrai$er$ to put this ad on the Next SuperBowl 2025! It's gonna be Hillarious!

Watching Britt eating pizza rolls is way better than watching the game! Wait, who am I kidding? Watching Britt do anything is way better than watching the game. 🤩😍 Thank you, Roger for another masterful skewer of another absurdity. Too bad you cannot track how many corporate types lose their sh!t over your presentations. Keep up the great work!

It’s my world, baby. You’re just living in it! I’m using that as my motto😂😂😂😂😂

Usher me impressed, this is the best thing to parody the Superbowl since the Puppy Bowl started

And just remember, if you're even a little concerned about pro player head injuries, don't worry. Unlike the millions of boys between the age 9-12 who play full contact football and are far more susceptible to permanent brain damage leading to increased risk of suicide even before they graduate highschool, NFL players are millionaires who will be able to get any treatment they want.

man i love Roger if everyone was as Honest as Roger society would be so much better off

i'm not even from the USA but i want Roger to stand for world president to educate people porperly..... i have been rogered and cant't wait till i get rogered again on valentines day

Nothing says worthless obsession quite like professional sports 😂

Just can’t imagine going crazy over a bunch of multi millionaires playing games 😵

If having kids was honest😂

Rodgers capitalist monopolist character is in it's prime. .. PRIME TIME!!

When the heartland calls, never go without your Hortitos.

$7 Million for 30 seconds of ad time now!? OMG, Last I heard it was $3.5 Million, which is still outrageous!

"I'm too busy drinking Roger's cream...ale" 😆

My prediction: a blown holding call three plays after the two minute warning in the fourth quarter

Being from Cleveland, I care less about the StuperBowl! Pass that fizzy hoppy drink and them make-me-sexy but makes-me-fatter pizza rolls!😂😂😂😂

I remember during a Superbowl game. I watched a singer lip-sync to the national anthem, followed by jet fighters courtesy of the US Air Force, followed by swearing that No Controversy Nor Social Commentary Was Happening At All, No Sir. Then came 1 minute of game, followed by 10 minutes of being bombarded with ads. One minute of game, ten more minutes of ads... When a friend of mine, who doesn't even know about the Superbowl, invited me to play SWTOR, I decided I wasn't having much fun watching it, anyway. Hours later, I had pleasant time with them, and went to sleep. Come the morning, I wake up reading it had been the absolute worst Superbowl game there had ever been, and the lowest number of spectators. If that's not a statement about what the Superbowl is, nothing is.

Come one, come all! Step right up, and get your daily dose of vicious cynicism right here! Lol

Dropping in and dropping a load hits differently on game day.

You can't show them drinking because your lawyers told you that you can't, and you will never understand it, and it will never matter that you don't understand it.

One - slow mo is not needed for Britt at all, but it is nice. Two - we are the Romans. Look at our games, our Capitol, our capital city...on and on. Three - when do I get my effing toga?

Now that he gambled away his life savings, time for her to leave him to be with Roger! He's more fun anyway. 😁

The only thing with "super" and "bowl" in the title I'll watch today.

I'd love to taste Roger's Cream... Ale.

Makes we crave whatever outside of the actual 11minutes of action

To be honest I use low fat greek yogurt 32oz with half a tea spoon of citrus acid instead of sour cream. With 2 packets of onion/ranch dip packets the container comes out to be 610 calories for the whole container. Try that with sour cream and it will nearly tip the scale at 2000 calories. I no longer feel guility by putting a whole bunch of it on my food or eating a huge amount of dip with veggies.

I’m so glad the HFL hasn’t trademarked and copyrighted The Stupor bowl forcing me to use euphemisms like “the big game.” Thanks Roger.

Ya'll should be the Superbowl Half-time Event. I'd tune in to watch the Horton Crew. 🤩 Or is that Horton's Heroes?

I still like to buy those paper squares my friends are selling so that, when I lose my money, at least I know who's winning it.

Oh my God, Honest Ads has gone meta. With the Join option we can build the Roger empire by buying more Roger.

Best part? While I'd like to say it's Sexy Pizza Roll Brit, I gotta give it to the unskipable FanDuel Kick of Destiny ad at the end. Aww, Dad, we're all DEVO!

Seeing Horton with a skirt has got to be the most cursed thing out of all ads.

Some say it's hard work. Some say it's bean dip.

😂😂😂 I like how this video was uploaded on the day of Superbowl.

Here's the truth about American football: Outside of the USA, there are probably no more than ten thousand people in the world who have any interest in it whatsoever- apart from American ex-pats, of course. The main reason for this is that during an average, 3 hours 12 minutes game, the ball is in play for eleven minutes. It's the only "sport" in the world in which play is stopped in order to satisfy TV advertising demands. And the "sportsmen" are dressed up like Power Rangers, even though there's no more physical contact than most sports, much less than rigby or Ausie Rules football. Which makes it look a bit effeminate.

I feel like half of these are unique, transformative iconic videos. The other half are the equivalent of a college student taking a long drag on a jazz cigarette and going “you know what’s bullshit?”

Man: “You are really my wife?” Woman: “well I was…until you gambled away our life savings. Now I’ll leave you alone and penniless and I’ll go shack up with the milkman I’ve secretly been having an affair with for the past two months “

Best thing about super sports bowl: the town will b mostly empty. I can go anywhere unencumbered. Anyone I encounter will have a high chance of being a normal, non fanatical, person.

Look at Roger working that skirt 😂

The clapping music when Roger appears is so accurate 😂

For halftime refreshment nothing beats a round of Dickens Cider

It's Roger's world. We're just living in it.

As a Patriots fan, I’m just basking in the glow of six (and a half?) superbowl wins as America goes from loving/hating the Pats to loving/hating the Chiefs. 🏈 🍕

0:40 Why didn't the couple suggest their guests to do like a pot luck or something? The hosts could provide the beverages.

Rogers Creme Ale sounds pretty good honestly, maybe not as nice as Irish cream, but I'd try it.

When your ad roll after a Roger video is one of the companies they made fun of.

Roger's got some fantastic stems

A fan duel ad played at the end. Isn't it ironic? Lmao

It's always fascinating to think about what "honest ads" would look like, especially for something as big as the Superbowl! The Superbowl isn't just a game, it's a cultural phenomenon, combining sports, entertainment, and advertising in a unique spectacle. Imagine the creativity involved in making commercials that are both honest and engaging. Plus, the mention of NFL sponsors and the Chiefs adds an interesting layer. It's a great opportunity to reflect on the impact of advertising in sports and how it shapes our viewing experience. Really gets you thinking about the behind-the-scenes of these big events! 🏈✨

Hortitos pizza rolls low-key sound fire 😂

OMG, the phrasing in this one is savage! Love it

I can't get enough of her biting into those pizza rolls

I love how Roger was fawning over Roger for a Roger commercial during a Horton's game.

Rogette is the most cursed thing

You did it again Roger! this was brilliant

I need to see a collab between Roger and Adam Conover. The universe itself will quake under the weight of their godly power.

Hortitos Pizza Rolls: chewing / song / hair blowing in the wind 😂

Spot on.... They are exactly like this. I don't even watch it anymore

Just happy Roger is back as lead actor!

Gambling is destroying all sports not to mention quietly destroying idiots who believe they are special and smarter than the house.

Wheres my cats that still gamble using only pennies? 😂

That Usher burn at the end was perfection

Wow, they got Roger Horton to endorse Hortitos! Now I have to buy it!

Better than the actual super bowl commercials for this year 😁

I love the horribly edited movie trailers that were 10 seconds and then ended with an announcement that the full horribly edited trailer was online.

I remember when I used to watch every single one of Rogers videos most of them multiple times, in the early days he had some really funny staff, and great writers, my how the mighty have fallen. Now I’m wondering if I even want to stay subscribed.

Standing ovation! Bravo! ♥️😂

You go Roger because you got what it takes to be an extra money funny man💯📜👈 😺🤠

And remember, the big restaurant ad where they advertise the huge 20lb patty with fried onion rings followed by 1gallon of soda...followed immediately by the cholesterol and diabetes pill ads.