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al jokes

2 місяці тому

probably my last video ever

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@wasbaddoog9849
@wasbaddoog9849 2 місяці тому
He got us in the first half, and then he got us again in the second half
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 2 місяці тому
I think Thanos had something to say about that
@thecomplaintbox.8906
@thecomplaintbox.8906 2 місяці тому
nah, he got us in the first half of the first half, read our emotions, then played along, then plot twisted in the first half of the second half, and then plot twisted the climax. Damn, these whites are really getting out of hand...
@catedoge3206
@catedoge3206 2 місяці тому
real
@MrOrthodox13
@MrOrthodox13 2 місяці тому
not only did he get us, I also get him, completely
@ligma445
@ligma445 2 місяці тому
@@jeremytitus9519 reality if often disappointing
@k2539k
@k2539k 2 місяці тому
As an asian, I'm just glad we got an A
@neetpride5919
@neetpride5919 2 місяці тому
Why? That just means you'll be sought after more by cannibals during the apocalypse.
@oceans6517
@oceans6517 2 місяці тому
@@neetpride5919u don’t get the joke do u? Do u get the video?
@deadsoldiertr
@deadsoldiertr 2 місяці тому
A stands for good job, and B stands for failure.
@oceans6517
@oceans6517 2 місяці тому
@@deadsoldiertr yes
@JackO_Lantern
@JackO_Lantern 2 місяці тому
@@deadsoldiertri read this in steven he’s voice🤣
@realnamehidden1314
@realnamehidden1314 2 місяці тому
I hate this video. It ended before I could find out which race tastes the best.
@marutafrfx8910
@marutafrfx8910 2 місяці тому
never know until you try
@mac.fk14
@mac.fk14 2 місяці тому
Obviously Indians the amount of different flavours they make maybe Italians too
@camdrury2501
@camdrury2501 2 місяці тому
@mac.fk14 You like spicy Italian sausage? What?
@M-CH_
@M-CH_ 2 місяці тому
It's whites. That's why he wouldn't rate them, out of modesty. They taste superior.
@ChronoXShadow
@ChronoXShadow 2 місяці тому
@@marutafrfx8910 Exactly! Taste is very subjective. Gotta go out and try it yourself.
@Frosty-kz4om
@Frosty-kz4om 2 місяці тому
I was expecting the end joke to be something along the lines of it only being cannibalism if you consider them human
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 2 місяці тому
*Harvey:* “It’s only cannibalism if you consider them human” is on the board. *Contestant:* Oh I get it.
@Bee-eautiful
@Bee-eautiful 2 місяці тому
@@jeremytitus9519alright steve imma go with "they count?"
@iftachderazon2051
@iftachderazon2051 2 місяці тому
Where are the jews?!
@thewzterminator
@thewzterminator 2 місяці тому
​@@iftachderazon2051slow cooking in oven currently
@Bebel-fx5sp
@Bebel-fx5sp 2 місяці тому
Oh my days. That is brutal. Brutally funny.
@ELMolliez
@ELMolliez 2 місяці тому
He went balls deep, he stared directly into the algorithm's eye and the algorithm blinked, had to turn its head to admit it was no longer in control. Alex is unchained.
@sukoshikanatomo
@sukoshikanatomo 2 місяці тому
The algorithm turned its head and coughed
@aravindsurendran
@aravindsurendran 2 місяці тому
You may think so, but this video seems shadow banned. I didn’t get in suggestions like I do.
@RicardoTorres-vo3bq
@RicardoTorres-vo3bq 2 місяці тому
​@@aravindsurendrani did
@JimmyBoosterCrate
@JimmyBoosterCrate 2 місяці тому
@@aravindsurendran I did
@Warlord_Megatron
@Warlord_Megatron Місяць тому
@@aravindsurendran i did lmao
@ronn201
@ronn201 2 місяці тому
0:33 "... seeing as how my manager strongly advised against making this video, and that he only lives 15 seconds away ..." And it was exactly 15 seconds from the comma that the manager came running. Man, that attention to detail lmao
@Idyliss_Official
@Idyliss_Official 2 місяці тому
Alex is a fuckin genius
@OhJey
@OhJey 27 днів тому
Wow i didn't even notice that's crazy
@nodoubledipping3251
@nodoubledipping3251 2 місяці тому
Holy fuck he actually did it. He read my mind as I was thinking it.
@ezfnw
@ezfnw 2 місяці тому
BRO SAME
@centuryt3043
@centuryt3043 2 місяці тому
First time?
@multigamer313
@multigamer313 2 місяці тому
Or maybe you thought about it as you were seeing it. 😮
@chrisreilly1290
@chrisreilly1290 2 місяці тому
Why were you thinking about cannibalism and racism lol
@AdrenaLukeYT
@AdrenaLukeYT 2 місяці тому
Wait you also think about a race tier list?
@SBG172
@SBG172 2 місяці тому
Alex is completely unhinged and I'm here for it
@lphphd5298
@lphphd5298 2 місяці тому
I really love to see Argentina getting represented. Can confirm we taste awful tho.
@magnus75damkier
@magnus75damkier 2 місяці тому
Italians LARPing as the Spanish
@ginger_nosoul
@ginger_nosoul 2 місяці тому
Lmao i cant breath right now 😂
@lucassparks5495
@lucassparks5495 2 місяці тому
You can confirm? Hold up!
@arishubros1878
@arishubros1878 2 місяці тому
Ayo ?? how can u confirm🤔
@DragonB001
@DragonB001 2 місяці тому
Yeah we eat to little Vegetables and to much meat
@stevenmontiel3753
@stevenmontiel3753 2 місяці тому
By far the best content to come out all February
@cubsfanman-nx6pg
@cubsfanman-nx6pg 2 місяці тому
He alluded in another video that "if you wanna be racist do it on Feb 29" and yeah I think hes warming up
@random_dragon
@random_dragon 2 місяці тому
"I don't think cannibalism is cancelable" SICK, that means I can make more videos about being a cannibal
@elsapochumingo6642
@elsapochumingo6642 2 місяці тому
waiting for the mukbang
@random_dragon
@random_dragon 2 місяці тому
@@elsapochumingo6642 LMAO I might do that for Halloween
@Wertsir
@Wertsir 2 місяці тому
Careful, my doctor said that eating too much human flesh makes you fat. Like bread.
@random_dragon
@random_dragon 2 місяці тому
@@Wertsir don't worry, you just gotta know what to cook
@Imjustaguy169
@Imjustaguy169 2 місяці тому
​@@elsapochumingo6642bro not even funny
@SplendidFellow
@SplendidFellow 2 місяці тому
UKposts doesn't know what to do with this one, I got asked "What did you think of this video?" I gave it 5 stars for "informative" and "useful."
@alejrandom6592
@alejrandom6592 Місяць тому
💀💀💀💀💀
@_burningshadow_8010
@_burningshadow_8010 2 місяці тому
"I don't think cannibalism is cancelable" 😂 is crazy
@BobTheSnail759
@BobTheSnail759 20 днів тому
I mean, he hasn't been cancelled yet 🤷‍♀
@_burningshadow_8010
@_burningshadow_8010 20 днів тому
@@BobTheSnail759 XD, yeah but obviously mean that if you were to actually encourage cannibalism or eat human flesh you'd probably be in trouble. But it's kinda crazy how people have grown more tolerant to that kind of "clearly wrong" shit than to for example anything regarding *skin color* or *gender*
@BobTheSnail759
@BobTheSnail759 20 днів тому
@@_burningshadow_8010 I was just making a joke. But, yes, I fully agree with you!
@_burningshadow_8010
@_burningshadow_8010 18 днів тому
@@BobTheSnail759 yeah I know, XD
@dontmesswiththeriddim2699
@dontmesswiththeriddim2699 2 місяці тому
As an Asian, I'm disappointed I didn't get A+
@shivamwasp
@shivamwasp Місяць тому
Tier list don't have A+, rather have S tier as the top tier. You sure you asian?
@dontmesswiththeriddim2699
@dontmesswiththeriddim2699 Місяць тому
@@shivamwasp everyone knows that, you sure you got a sense of humour?
@shivamwasp
@shivamwasp Місяць тому
@@dontmesswiththeriddim2699 all right but don't like your own comment
@Zeus.2459
@Zeus.2459 Місяць тому
@@shivamwasp why not? if you post a comment its because you think its good, and if you think its good you should like it. only insecure self-hating losers don't like their own comments.
@shivamwasp
@shivamwasp Місяць тому
@@Zeus.2459 got it.
@pokismee
@pokismee 2 місяці тому
the manager actually taking 15 seconds was kinda funny
@user-tc3uk4kd3l
@user-tc3uk4kd3l 2 місяці тому
He's always one step ahead. And that's how you can't get cancelled🗿
@VulgarRage
@VulgarRage 2 місяці тому
I don’t know Alex but the guy is obviously a S tier when it comes to creating funny content while dodging bullets from the UKposts matrix
@seaweedbrain2933
@seaweedbrain2933 2 місяці тому
Meanwhile my comments keep getting removed, and it keeps pausing my ability to comment. "Free speech" huh?
@nov3m472
@nov3m472 2 місяці тому
@@seaweedbrain2933 if you make any factual comment on crime rates and a certain race i wont name, your comment will get deleted and youll get timed out for a day for hate speech. happened to me twice
@martianproductions997
@martianproductions997 2 місяці тому
@@nov3m472 Same goes the other way though. Cant tell you how many of my comments debunking racist beliefs or attacking racists get removed because of the terms or wording that sets off the algo. Same if you want to point out statistics about another certain race that leads in crimes involving large crowds, schools, and firearms.
@nov3m472
@nov3m472 2 місяці тому
@@martianproductions997 comments get deleted all the time, dont ask me why, even when its outside of politics, but the only times when i ever got BANNED was exactly what i stated earlier
@budlite8413
@budlite8413 2 місяці тому
@@nov3m47212% of population 50% of crimes
@ReformedAgnostic
@ReformedAgnostic 2 місяці тому
As he was approaching the punchline, I whispered to myself, "oh, Jesus, here it comes" and I wasn't disappointed. Good bye, Al. Nice knowing you.
@shmepdoesthings4856
@shmepdoesthings4856 2 місяці тому
This is truly the peak content i subscribed for.
@MLeleven11
@MLeleven11 2 місяці тому
Crazy to imagine that your jokes continue to get better and better. This reminds me of that satire I read in school about how eating babies would help solve a hunger crisis.
@juanc5149
@juanc5149 2 місяці тому
A modest proposal, by Johnathan Swift.
@kalaasmna9116
@kalaasmna9116 Місяць тому
Babies are around 2 kg,it cant even solve a family hunger.
@juanc5149
@juanc5149 Місяць тому
@@kalaasmna9116 Just gotta eat more of them!
@RonaldoxSiu
@RonaldoxSiu Місяць тому
@@kalaasmna9116 A 1 month old baby is on average 4.5 kg, that is enough to feed a small family for a week
@travelingparadise2823
@travelingparadise2823 15 днів тому
Eating hungry people is more efficient. The eater and the eater both no longer hungry after.
@BrutalAthas
@BrutalAthas 2 місяці тому
This channel is legit THE BEST on youtube right know
@gowthamupsc5044
@gowthamupsc5044 2 місяці тому
Damn! Damn! Damn! This rollercoaster ride turned my boring day to "I'm going to think about this all day" day. Hats off sir❤🎉
@wasbaddoog9849
@wasbaddoog9849 2 місяці тому
I swear to God if this isn't race tracks
@Joey498
@Joey498 2 місяці тому
It’s the races races
@acgeewhiz
@acgeewhiz 2 місяці тому
But what if it was Race Wars, like in the early Fast and Furious films?
@cultureinvasion
@cultureinvasion 2 місяці тому
@@acgeewhiz Thats all race war will ever be in my head.
@rdcrabbs
@rdcrabbs 2 місяці тому
You, sir, just keep upp’ing the ante. And keep us guessing where each punchline is going. Masterfully done. Keep up the great work!
@Stellarfront
@Stellarfront 2 місяці тому
You broke my try "not to laugh" at the last second
@TripleN4
@TripleN4 2 місяці тому
I love this video so much. It has honestly enlightened me on how society really takes stuff in the wrong way.
@jakubport7361
@jakubport7361 2 місяці тому
This clever on so many freakin levels, absolutely perfect 🙌🎉
@MCproaedificater
@MCproaedificater 2 місяці тому
oof, that last line is the kind of whiplash i love in your humour
@jayceclark6017
@jayceclark6017 2 місяці тому
Mans is really gonna just throw us a curveball at the last five seconds 😂
@clu2573
@clu2573 2 місяці тому
Do Asian people do a pet tier list?
@listey
@listey 2 місяці тому
Bats - S
@deadsoldiertr
@deadsoldiertr 2 місяці тому
Dogs - A
@Bebel-fx5sp
@Bebel-fx5sp 2 місяці тому
hahahah oh my days
@jayskay1972
@jayskay1972 Місяць тому
Cats - C
@Jo_knee_jo
@Jo_knee_jo 2 місяці тому
This is some great content keep up the good work
@GGGyes4764
@GGGyes4764 2 місяці тому
Hey I love your channel when you finally start making minecraft content keep making comedy also I watched your every video and I liked each one of them and gosh damn you are so funny! My mom will love this channel!!! Keep going!
@sungod9797
@sungod9797 2 місяці тому
I definitely did think it was going to be about NASCAR and stuff… but honestly idk how he even puts so many twists and 4th wall breaks in 90 seconds lol
@LionHeart3.14
@LionHeart3.14 2 місяці тому
I was anticipating "well I'm not going to eat *people*"
@PotooBurd
@PotooBurd 2 місяці тому
Solid gold comedy! 😂🏅👍 Rooting for your success!
@am69iop
@am69iop 2 місяці тому
9/10 video. You should put the completed list at the end of the video. It might be very helpful for lots of people.
@ShepherdXander
@ShepherdXander 2 місяці тому
I swear Alex’s are the most unhinged people ever and say the most outlandish stuff I should know I’m one
@sergio-er1zx
@sergio-er1zx 2 місяці тому
He played us 3 times in 1,5 minutes
@namespaced4437
@namespaced4437 2 місяці тому
also putting black people at D for pp and asians at A for their grades. tons of small things like that
@MK7357-mk
@MK7357-mk 2 місяці тому
Man, your videos are something else... Keep it up! :)
@MyNipplesArePointy
@MyNipplesArePointy 2 місяці тому
You are seriously a scary genius lmao. I've never seen any other comedian like you before.
@steakthking
@steakthking 2 місяці тому
If you got cancelled. Remember we are with you till the end Alex!
@DavidSmith-rf5je
@DavidSmith-rf5je 2 місяці тому
Were. Past tense. We were with you to the end.
@user-up4wj9vi3w
@user-up4wj9vi3w 2 місяці тому
​@@DavidSmith-rf5jehe got cancelled 💀?
@theogilbert7695
@theogilbert7695 2 місяці тому
truly a 🤖 moment
@nonames4995
@nonames4995 Місяць тому
Strongly disagree with black people in D tier. Chocolate is amazing
@Anthony_Or_Yesno
@Anthony_Or_Yesno Місяць тому
But dark chocolate is ass
@MrSexysPizza1
@MrSexysPizza1 Місяць тому
Being a desi, I promise you that people hate us so, so much.
@kennard3106
@kennard3106 18 днів тому
​@@Anthony_Or_YesnoBut not a dark chocolate ass.
@JoseCOSTA-en4vt
@JoseCOSTA-en4vt 2 місяці тому
Too funny!😂😂😂 didn’t see that closing line coming!
@XLauncher
@XLauncher 2 місяці тому
This video has me feeling like I've run a marathon only to wind up right back where I started.
@Zen-zt4uk
@Zen-zt4uk 2 місяці тому
This man pulled a 180 on us, and then did another 180 and gave us whiplash. Truly Al is a comedian of our time
@mrwolfyman1249
@mrwolfyman1249 2 місяці тому
Things you can't cancel: 1. A Taylor Swift concert 2. Your Netflix subscription 3. AL
@lurklingX
@lurklingX 2 місяці тому
ahhhhhhhhh the twists and turns. got me good on several. LOLLL. ace job, mate.
@ZachACE22
@ZachACE22 2 місяці тому
This guy is one of the best UKpostsrs out there
@KentuckyBullfrog32
@KentuckyBullfrog32 2 місяці тому
Race tier list Black people -S tier Asian people - S tier Mexican people -S tier White people -SS tier (the goat) French people -F tier
@kennethmoses4900
@kennethmoses4900 2 місяці тому
This was like dodging the bullet, only to end up getting hit by the train.
@pmunoz2008
@pmunoz2008 2 місяці тому
Today is my birthday. Thanks, Al, for always delivering when I need you the most.
@khalidshubbar6911
@khalidshubbar6911 2 місяці тому
That was a rollercoaster of emotions.
@jsansdream6860
@jsansdream6860 2 місяці тому
That fake out at the end got me
@Upstateoutdoorz
@Upstateoutdoorz 2 місяці тому
This title and thumbnail is put together perfect and the video is unbelievably funny.
@NerfIan77
@NerfIan77 2 місяці тому
This is a masterpiece. Only thing that I'm missing is that you didn’t rank what spices would work best for them
@NoobieSnake
@NoobieSnake 2 місяці тому
LOL! The last punchline at the end! 🤣😂
@kshitijkumar4081
@kshitijkumar4081 8 днів тому
That punchline was all I needed from this video. 😂😂
@sab6437
@sab6437 2 місяці тому
There needs to be a tier list of tier lists so this can be at the top of it
@RGOPodcast
@RGOPodcast 2 місяці тому
This is NEXT Level Trolling🤣
@painandhopelessness8860
@painandhopelessness8860 2 місяці тому
That's brilliant, m8 Thanks for good dose of fun!
@Tygearianus
@Tygearianus Місяць тому
The looks into the camera. The "you know" look
@rossoliver8095
@rossoliver8095 2 місяці тому
This man’s style of comedy! 👌🏻👨🏻‍🍳
@Anshulb04
@Anshulb04 2 місяці тому
This was hilarious. 10/10 Ending.
@dudebro420
@dudebro420 2 місяці тому
Last sentence is so real
@arturleperoke3205
@arturleperoke3205 2 місяці тому
As a Cannibal, I can confirm this rating
@botenmaru7
@botenmaru7 2 місяці тому
Congratz on having bigger balls than most comedians out there.
@sil3ntsoldier236
@sil3ntsoldier236 Місяць тому
UKposts’s algorithm is held hostage in the hallway outside that room 💀💀
@LeChevalierLelion
@LeChevalierLelion 2 місяці тому
Truly a masterpiece
@nlightning8239
@nlightning8239 2 місяці тому
Al liked this video so much that he couldn't wait for Feb 29
@madishinnar5497
@madishinnar5497 2 місяці тому
this is twisted on so many levels, but i cant look away
@TeoBranzell
@TeoBranzell 2 місяці тому
I laughed out loud when I saw this video for about 5 seconds, and then I clicked it😂 I wasn't disappointed
@usukapal
@usukapal 2 місяці тому
Reminds me of the race draft from the Chapelle show
@Ookami20
@Ookami20 2 місяці тому
Dude no way Nicaragua got their own shoutout woooo!!!!!! 🇳🇮💙
@radonhive
@radonhive 2 місяці тому
Bro is edging youtube so hard
@crawdac1ty199
@crawdac1ty199 Місяць тому
I love the "I havent felt the touch of a women in 20 years," bit in the ad he showed
@MyHydralisk
@MyHydralisk 2 місяці тому
As a Stellaris player - I approve this video. And obviously S tier would be your lithoids
@zacharydurocher4085
@zacharydurocher4085 2 місяці тому
Suffer not the xeno
@concernedliberal4453
@concernedliberal4453 2 місяці тому
I've gotta get that shirt!
@joaquincardoso4847
@joaquincardoso4847 2 місяці тому
As an argentinian im glad we were mentioned in one of al's videos
@PAPO9609
@PAPO9609 2 місяці тому
Now I'm really interested in the rating you were gonna give us mexicans though
@zinkpopovitch9519
@zinkpopovitch9519 2 місяці тому
Bro they had 3 days left 😢
@nundulan
@nundulan 2 місяці тому
This is why I bought an Al Jokes tshirt (nice quality btw)
@MeatVessel
@MeatVessel 2 місяці тому
Bro you’re a legend
@Forbidden_Word
@Forbidden_Word 2 місяці тому
I'm so glad he's risking his channel for us go laugh. Bully on Mr. Al
@penguins.227
@penguins.227 2 місяці тому
Really thought you were going to say D tier because you only get 3/5ths of the food you paid for
@samnajian6873
@samnajian6873 19 днів тому
I had syrian kebab mix today and it was really good
@bakaky0
@bakaky0 2 місяці тому
It's been 7 days and not a cancel in sight. This man is a legend
@hasher22
@hasher22 2 місяці тому
As an Asian, we taste good cause we have been marinating in spices since our birth and also we taste healthier. If you're lucky, you might get an Asian with boba, that's dessert
@Chaoss0ul
@Chaoss0ul 2 місяці тому
That punchlie hit me like phily hit hitchbot
@Proud-in-Ukrainian
@Proud-in-Ukrainian 2 місяці тому
As the wise man said, it's just a matter of taste
@DaPlys
@DaPlys 2 місяці тому
I love your videos man. The provocative in the good way. Thanks d00d, and keep it up. Alternatively you could ally with Casual Geographic for something like this. After all, he makes great videos about animals (too? huehue).
@ameydhimte5091
@ameydhimte5091 2 місяці тому
LOL I really did think this is about cannibalism and the fact that people will be more okay with this rather than racism... Lol caught me off guard in the end 😂
@rexupload4821
@rexupload4821 2 місяці тому
Recently I thought AL was getting too repetitive and just taking ideas from others, but this gave me hope again.
@joshmoxey.
@joshmoxey. 2 місяці тому
This man is built different 😂
@voevodineu
@voevodineu 11 днів тому
Asians: *we are at A tier* Asian high expectations dad: *WHY NOT S TIER????*
@storm5287
@storm5287 2 місяці тому
I didnt think he could fool .e this much, but as always, his plot twists are too good
@tomsthomas
@tomsthomas 2 місяці тому
Again again and again he continues to nail it
@kyze8284
@kyze8284 2 місяці тому
He walks on thin ice so much he’s learned to just walk on water instead. I still have not predicted a twist yet
@Zwijger
@Zwijger 2 місяці тому
Holy shit this man's a legend
@um8078
@um8078 2 місяці тому
OK Guys I think Al signed a deal with youtube
@seroo9119
@seroo9119 2 місяці тому
Wake up babe, a new race tierlist just dropped
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