He got us in the first half, and then he got us again in the second half
@jeremytitus95192 місяці тому
I think Thanos had something to say about that
@thecomplaintbox.89062 місяці тому
nah, he got us in the first half of the first half, read our emotions, then played along, then plot twisted in the first half of the second half, and then plot twisted the climax. Damn, these whites are really getting out of hand...
@catedoge32062 місяці тому
real
@MrOrthodox132 місяці тому
not only did he get us, I also get him, completely
@ligma4452 місяці тому
@@jeremytitus9519 reality if often disappointing
@k2539k2 місяці тому
As an asian, I'm just glad we got an A
@neetpride59192 місяці тому
Why? That just means you'll be sought after more by cannibals during the apocalypse.
@oceans65172 місяці тому
@@neetpride5919u don’t get the joke do u? Do u get the video?
@deadsoldiertr2 місяці тому
A stands for good job, and B stands for failure.
@oceans65172 місяці тому
@@deadsoldiertr yes
@JackO_Lantern2 місяці тому
@@deadsoldiertri read this in steven he’s voice🤣
@realnamehidden13142 місяці тому
I hate this video. It ended before I could find out which race tastes the best.
@marutafrfx89102 місяці тому
never know until you try
@mac.fk142 місяці тому
Obviously Indians the amount of different flavours they make maybe Italians too
@camdrury25012 місяці тому
@mac.fk14 You like spicy Italian sausage? What?
@M-CH_2 місяці тому
It's whites. That's why he wouldn't rate them, out of modesty. They taste superior.
@ChronoXShadow2 місяці тому
@@marutafrfx8910 Exactly! Taste is very subjective. Gotta go out and try it yourself.
@Frosty-kz4om2 місяці тому
I was expecting the end joke to be something along the lines of it only being cannibalism if you consider them human
@jeremytitus95192 місяці тому
*Harvey:* “It’s only cannibalism if you consider them human” is on the board. *Contestant:* Oh I get it.
@Bee-eautiful2 місяці тому
@@jeremytitus9519alright steve imma go with "they count?"
@iftachderazon20512 місяці тому
Where are the jews?!
@thewzterminator2 місяці тому
@@iftachderazon2051slow cooking in oven currently
@Bebel-fx5sp2 місяці тому
Oh my days. That is brutal. Brutally funny.
@ELMolliez2 місяці тому
He went balls deep, he stared directly into the algorithm's eye and the algorithm blinked, had to turn its head to admit it was no longer in control. Alex is unchained.
@sukoshikanatomo2 місяці тому
The algorithm turned its head and coughed
@aravindsurendran2 місяці тому
You may think so, but this video seems shadow banned. I didn’t get in suggestions like I do.
@RicardoTorres-vo3bq2 місяці тому
@@aravindsurendrani did
@JimmyBoosterCrate2 місяці тому
@@aravindsurendran I did
@Warlord_MegatronМісяць тому
@@aravindsurendran i did lmao
@ronn2012 місяці тому
0:33 "... seeing as how my manager strongly advised against making this video, and that he only lives 15 seconds away ..." And it was exactly 15 seconds from the comma that the manager came running. Man, that attention to detail lmao
@Idyliss_Official2 місяці тому
Alex is a fuckin genius
@OhJey27 днів тому
Wow i didn't even notice that's crazy
@nodoubledipping32512 місяці тому
Holy fuck he actually did it. He read my mind as I was thinking it.
@ezfnw2 місяці тому
BRO SAME
@centuryt30432 місяці тому
First time?
@multigamer3132 місяці тому
Or maybe you thought about it as you were seeing it. 😮
@chrisreilly12902 місяці тому
Why were you thinking about cannibalism and racism lol
@AdrenaLukeYT2 місяці тому
Wait you also think about a race tier list?
@SBG1722 місяці тому
Alex is completely unhinged and I'm here for it
@lphphd52982 місяці тому
I really love to see Argentina getting represented. Can confirm we taste awful tho.
@magnus75damkier2 місяці тому
Italians LARPing as the Spanish
@ginger_nosoul2 місяці тому
Lmao i cant breath right now 😂
@lucassparks54952 місяці тому
You can confirm? Hold up!
@arishubros18782 місяці тому
Ayo ?? how can u confirm🤔
@DragonB0012 місяці тому
Yeah we eat to little Vegetables and to much meat
@stevenmontiel37532 місяці тому
By far the best content to come out all February
@cubsfanman-nx6pg2 місяці тому
He alluded in another video that "if you wanna be racist do it on Feb 29" and yeah I think hes warming up
@random_dragon2 місяці тому
"I don't think cannibalism is cancelable" SICK, that means I can make more videos about being a cannibal
@elsapochumingo66422 місяці тому
waiting for the mukbang
@random_dragon2 місяці тому
@@elsapochumingo6642 LMAO I might do that for Halloween
@Wertsir2 місяці тому
Careful, my doctor said that eating too much human flesh makes you fat. Like bread.
@random_dragon2 місяці тому
@@Wertsir don't worry, you just gotta know what to cook
@Imjustaguy1692 місяці тому
@@elsapochumingo6642bro not even funny
@SplendidFellow2 місяці тому
UKposts doesn't know what to do with this one, I got asked "What did you think of this video?" I gave it 5 stars for "informative" and "useful."
@alejrandom6592Місяць тому
💀💀💀💀💀
@_burningshadow_80102 місяці тому
"I don't think cannibalism is cancelable" 😂 is crazy
@BobTheSnail75920 днів тому
I mean, he hasn't been cancelled yet 🤷♀
@_burningshadow_801020 днів тому
@@BobTheSnail759 XD, yeah but obviously mean that if you were to actually encourage cannibalism or eat human flesh you'd probably be in trouble. But it's kinda crazy how people have grown more tolerant to that kind of "clearly wrong" shit than to for example anything regarding *skin color* or *gender*
@BobTheSnail75920 днів тому
@@_burningshadow_8010 I was just making a joke. But, yes, I fully agree with you!
@_burningshadow_801018 днів тому
@@BobTheSnail759 yeah I know, XD
@dontmesswiththeriddim26992 місяці тому
As an Asian, I'm disappointed I didn't get A+
@shivamwaspМісяць тому
Tier list don't have A+, rather have S tier as the top tier. You sure you asian?
@dontmesswiththeriddim2699Місяць тому
@@shivamwasp everyone knows that, you sure you got a sense of humour?
@shivamwaspМісяць тому
@@dontmesswiththeriddim2699 all right but don't like your own comment
@Zeus.2459Місяць тому
@@shivamwasp why not? if you post a comment its because you think its good, and if you think its good you should like it. only insecure self-hating losers don't like their own comments.
@shivamwaspМісяць тому
@@Zeus.2459 got it.
@pokismee2 місяці тому
the manager actually taking 15 seconds was kinda funny
@user-tc3uk4kd3l2 місяці тому
He's always one step ahead. And that's how you can't get cancelled🗿
@VulgarRage2 місяці тому
I don’t know Alex but the guy is obviously a S tier when it comes to creating funny content while dodging bullets from the UKposts matrix
@seaweedbrain29332 місяці тому
Meanwhile my comments keep getting removed, and it keeps pausing my ability to comment. "Free speech" huh?
@nov3m4722 місяці тому
@@seaweedbrain2933 if you make any factual comment on crime rates and a certain race i wont name, your comment will get deleted and youll get timed out for a day for hate speech. happened to me twice
@martianproductions9972 місяці тому
@@nov3m472 Same goes the other way though. Cant tell you how many of my comments debunking racist beliefs or attacking racists get removed because of the terms or wording that sets off the algo. Same if you want to point out statistics about another certain race that leads in crimes involving large crowds, schools, and firearms.
@nov3m4722 місяці тому
@@martianproductions997 comments get deleted all the time, dont ask me why, even when its outside of politics, but the only times when i ever got BANNED was exactly what i stated earlier
@budlite84132 місяці тому
@@nov3m47212% of population 50% of crimes
@ReformedAgnostic2 місяці тому
As he was approaching the punchline, I whispered to myself, "oh, Jesus, here it comes" and I wasn't disappointed. Good bye, Al. Nice knowing you.
@shmepdoesthings48562 місяці тому
This is truly the peak content i subscribed for.
@MLeleven112 місяці тому
Crazy to imagine that your jokes continue to get better and better. This reminds me of that satire I read in school about how eating babies would help solve a hunger crisis.
@juanc51492 місяці тому
A modest proposal, by Johnathan Swift.
@kalaasmna9116Місяць тому
Babies are around 2 kg,it cant even solve a family hunger.
@juanc5149Місяць тому
@@kalaasmna9116 Just gotta eat more of them!
@RonaldoxSiuМісяць тому
@@kalaasmna9116 A 1 month old baby is on average 4.5 kg, that is enough to feed a small family for a week
@travelingparadise282315 днів тому
Eating hungry people is more efficient. The eater and the eater both no longer hungry after.
@BrutalAthas2 місяці тому
This channel is legit THE BEST on youtube right know
@gowthamupsc50442 місяці тому
Damn! Damn! Damn! This rollercoaster ride turned my boring day to "I'm going to think about this all day" day. Hats off sir❤🎉
@wasbaddoog98492 місяці тому
I swear to God if this isn't race tracks
@Joey4982 місяці тому
It’s the races races
@acgeewhiz2 місяці тому
But what if it was Race Wars, like in the early Fast and Furious films?
@cultureinvasion2 місяці тому
@@acgeewhiz Thats all race war will ever be in my head.
@rdcrabbs2 місяці тому
You, sir, just keep upp’ing the ante. And keep us guessing where each punchline is going. Masterfully done. Keep up the great work!
@Stellarfront2 місяці тому
You broke my try "not to laugh" at the last second
@TripleN42 місяці тому
I love this video so much. It has honestly enlightened me on how society really takes stuff in the wrong way.
@jakubport73612 місяці тому
This clever on so many freakin levels, absolutely perfect 🙌🎉
@MCproaedificater2 місяці тому
oof, that last line is the kind of whiplash i love in your humour
@jayceclark60172 місяці тому
Mans is really gonna just throw us a curveball at the last five seconds 😂
@clu25732 місяці тому
Do Asian people do a pet tier list?
@listey2 місяці тому
Bats - S
@deadsoldiertr2 місяці тому
Dogs - A
@Bebel-fx5sp2 місяці тому
hahahah oh my days
@jayskay1972Місяць тому
Cats - C
@Jo_knee_jo2 місяці тому
This is some great content keep up the good work
@GGGyes47642 місяці тому
Hey I love your channel when you finally start making minecraft content keep making comedy also I watched your every video and I liked each one of them and gosh damn you are so funny! My mom will love this channel!!! Keep going!
@sungod97972 місяці тому
I definitely did think it was going to be about NASCAR and stuff… but honestly idk how he even puts so many twists and 4th wall breaks in 90 seconds lol
@LionHeart3.142 місяці тому
I was anticipating "well I'm not going to eat *people*"
@PotooBurd2 місяці тому
Solid gold comedy! 😂🏅👍 Rooting for your success!
@am69iop2 місяці тому
9/10 video. You should put the completed list at the end of the video. It might be very helpful for lots of people.
@ShepherdXander2 місяці тому
I swear Alex’s are the most unhinged people ever and say the most outlandish stuff I should know I’m one
@sergio-er1zx2 місяці тому
He played us 3 times in 1,5 minutes
@namespaced44372 місяці тому
also putting black people at D for pp and asians at A for their grades. tons of small things like that
@MK7357-mk2 місяці тому
Man, your videos are something else... Keep it up! :)
@MyNipplesArePointy2 місяці тому
You are seriously a scary genius lmao. I've never seen any other comedian like you before.
@steakthking2 місяці тому
If you got cancelled. Remember we are with you till the end Alex!
@DavidSmith-rf5je2 місяці тому
Were. Past tense. We were with you to the end.
@user-up4wj9vi3w2 місяці тому
@@DavidSmith-rf5jehe got cancelled 💀?
@theogilbert76952 місяці тому
truly a 🤖 moment
@nonames4995Місяць тому
Strongly disagree with black people in D tier. Chocolate is amazing
@Anthony_Or_YesnoМісяць тому
But dark chocolate is ass
@MrSexysPizza1Місяць тому
Being a desi, I promise you that people hate us so, so much.
@kennard310618 днів тому
@@Anthony_Or_YesnoBut not a dark chocolate ass.
@JoseCOSTA-en4vt2 місяці тому
Too funny!😂😂😂 didn’t see that closing line coming!
@XLauncher2 місяці тому
This video has me feeling like I've run a marathon only to wind up right back where I started.
@Zen-zt4uk2 місяці тому
This man pulled a 180 on us, and then did another 180 and gave us whiplash. Truly Al is a comedian of our time
@mrwolfyman12492 місяці тому
Things you can't cancel: 1. A Taylor Swift concert 2. Your Netflix subscription 3. AL
@lurklingX2 місяці тому
ahhhhhhhhh the twists and turns. got me good on several. LOLLL. ace job, mate.
@ZachACE222 місяці тому
This guy is one of the best UKpostsrs out there
@KentuckyBullfrog322 місяці тому
Race tier list Black people -S tier Asian people - S tier Mexican people -S tier White people -SS tier (the goat) French people -F tier
@kennethmoses49002 місяці тому
This was like dodging the bullet, only to end up getting hit by the train.
@pmunoz20082 місяці тому
Today is my birthday. Thanks, Al, for always delivering when I need you the most.
@khalidshubbar69112 місяці тому
That was a rollercoaster of emotions.
@jsansdream68602 місяці тому
That fake out at the end got me
@Upstateoutdoorz2 місяці тому
This title and thumbnail is put together perfect and the video is unbelievably funny.
@NerfIan772 місяці тому
This is a masterpiece. Only thing that I'm missing is that you didn’t rank what spices would work best for them
@NoobieSnake2 місяці тому
LOL! The last punchline at the end! 🤣😂
@kshitijkumar40818 днів тому
That punchline was all I needed from this video. 😂😂
@sab64372 місяці тому
There needs to be a tier list of tier lists so this can be at the top of it
@RGOPodcast2 місяці тому
This is NEXT Level Trolling🤣
@painandhopelessness88602 місяці тому
That's brilliant, m8 Thanks for good dose of fun!
@TygearianusМісяць тому
The looks into the camera. The "you know" look
@rossoliver80952 місяці тому
This man’s style of comedy! 👌🏻👨🏻🍳
@Anshulb042 місяці тому
This was hilarious. 10/10 Ending.
@dudebro4202 місяці тому
Last sentence is so real
@arturleperoke32052 місяці тому
As a Cannibal, I can confirm this rating
@botenmaru72 місяці тому
Congratz on having bigger balls than most comedians out there.
@sil3ntsoldier236Місяць тому
UKposts’s algorithm is held hostage in the hallway outside that room 💀💀
@LeChevalierLelion2 місяці тому
Truly a masterpiece
@nlightning82392 місяці тому
Al liked this video so much that he couldn't wait for Feb 29
@madishinnar54972 місяці тому
this is twisted on so many levels, but i cant look away
@TeoBranzell2 місяці тому
I laughed out loud when I saw this video for about 5 seconds, and then I clicked it😂 I wasn't disappointed
@usukapal2 місяці тому
Reminds me of the race draft from the Chapelle show
@Ookami202 місяці тому
Dude no way Nicaragua got their own shoutout woooo!!!!!! 🇳🇮💙
@radonhive2 місяці тому
Bro is edging youtube so hard
@crawdac1ty199Місяць тому
I love the "I havent felt the touch of a women in 20 years," bit in the ad he showed
@MyHydralisk2 місяці тому
As a Stellaris player - I approve this video. And obviously S tier would be your lithoids
@zacharydurocher40852 місяці тому
Suffer not the xeno
@concernedliberal44532 місяці тому
I've gotta get that shirt!
@joaquincardoso48472 місяці тому
As an argentinian im glad we were mentioned in one of al's videos
@PAPO96092 місяці тому
Now I'm really interested in the rating you were gonna give us mexicans though
@zinkpopovitch95192 місяці тому
Bro they had 3 days left 😢
@nundulan2 місяці тому
This is why I bought an Al Jokes tshirt (nice quality btw)
@MeatVessel2 місяці тому
Bro you’re a legend
@Forbidden_Word2 місяці тому
I'm so glad he's risking his channel for us go laugh. Bully on Mr. Al
@penguins.2272 місяці тому
Really thought you were going to say D tier because you only get 3/5ths of the food you paid for
@samnajian687319 днів тому
I had syrian kebab mix today and it was really good
@bakaky02 місяці тому
It's been 7 days and not a cancel in sight. This man is a legend
@hasher222 місяці тому
As an Asian, we taste good cause we have been marinating in spices since our birth and also we taste healthier. If you're lucky, you might get an Asian with boba, that's dessert
@Chaoss0ul2 місяці тому
That punchlie hit me like phily hit hitchbot
@Proud-in-Ukrainian2 місяці тому
As the wise man said, it's just a matter of taste
@DaPlys2 місяці тому
I love your videos man. The provocative in the good way. Thanks d00d, and keep it up. Alternatively you could ally with Casual Geographic for something like this. After all, he makes great videos about animals (too? huehue).
@ameydhimte50912 місяці тому
LOL I really did think this is about cannibalism and the fact that people will be more okay with this rather than racism... Lol caught me off guard in the end 😂
@rexupload48212 місяці тому
Recently I thought AL was getting too repetitive and just taking ideas from others, but this gave me hope again.
@joshmoxey.2 місяці тому
This man is built different 😂
@voevodineu11 днів тому
Asians: *we are at A tier* Asian high expectations dad: *WHY NOT S TIER????*
@storm52872 місяці тому
I didnt think he could fool .e this much, but as always, his plot twists are too good
@tomsthomas2 місяці тому
Again again and again he continues to nail it
@kyze82842 місяці тому
He walks on thin ice so much he’s learned to just walk on water instead. I still have not predicted a twist yet