the sketch at 15:50 only has audio on the left side so if you're listening with headphones it might sound weird!! sorry i messed up the audio!

Katie “dies”: prays for her to come back Goat “dies”: welp I guess there’s nothing we can do

*ok so why does everything in this movie just look SO greasy and gross lmao... Absolutely horrifying*

How on earth did they not notice it was a goat? You'd think someone would have.. czeched...

The fact that Kurtis didn't mention that the way that the girl got all her boob nails was by stealing them from coffins in the middle of the night.

to everyone whose first introduction to czech culture was this movie: you’re welcome

''So who's your favorite lgbt character in media?'' Me: ''The two guards at the bottom of the tower in Goat Story''

As a Czech person watching this reaction...... I am surprised how did this film get into the US market while everything that is described in the movie is probably getting over the heads of casual viewers. This movie has a lot of historical references which includes famous legends as well as describing ordinary life of ordinary, not aristocratic people or Catholic church priests. I like how they put so many legends, stories and even real events into such a short movie. Let me explain why is this movie so complex and hard to understand for non-Czech person, and even more difficult for American: Some reference: The priest being fat and other eating "whole turkey" is pinpointing the part of the history where the Church was becoming more of a money collector where you could have bought "desátek" which meant that you pay certain amount of gold, it justifies all your sins and you are cleansed. And everyone was religious back then, so the Church disused it for their profit so they lived in luxury, thus the portrayal of fat priest and eating meat, which was not so cheap back then. So it led a prominent priest called Jan Hus to try to reform the Church to clear it from this "purchasing cleansing" and take it back to its roots, as it was meant to be. So Jan Hus started preaching differently from "what was said" and he started to be disliked by the Church bishops, which led to burning of Jan Hus to death on pyre and it cause a huge revolution in Czech lands called Hussite wars in 15th century, which led to Crusades of Catholic Church to be sent over to the Czech lands to stop the rebellion, etc etc. Such a small reference, which hides a long history which influences our country even today. This is only one of many references, I could write thousands of words about references and legends portrayed in this movie. Thanks for the video. Greetings from the Czech Republic!

Kurtis was ahead of his time everyone is obsessed with this movie now

If the words "f*cking pardon" were a movie

i am extremely uncomfortable with every single one of the women in this movie?? the men that animated this, i have an enormous amount of concerns

As a Czech person, I have a few things to point out from my POV: 1. The CGI quality is pretty bad because it's the 1st 3D animated movie that was made in Czechia (2008). 2. The unsettling humour is quite common in older movies and cartoons. That's just culture, ig... 😅😅😅 (Yeah, nudity isn't that bad over here.) 3. Jemmy's name was translated wrong, Kuba is a nickname for Jakub, which is Jacob (correct me if Jemmy is a nickname for Jacob). Katy... There's no translation for her original name as far as I can recall. Matthew's name was translated RIGHT!!! :D 4. The English dubbing is worse... The Czech one fits better. 😂 5. When I saw the movie as a child, I was terrified. 6. That specific clock, Orloj, is very symbolic to Czechia, which is why they didn't want it built anywhere else. Yes, I admit that this movie is VERY unhinged, but it is super popular over here. We normalise some stuff that would be considered more taboo on the western side of the world (atp I even figured out we get more detailed sex education than Americans). In a nutshell: This movie is like a "pearl" of the local movie industry.

I really thought in the end the goat would’ve made a contract with the devil to become humanlike and pretend to be katie 💀💀

“Once a loser, always a loser. Even if he eats caviar.” Can that be my senior quote?

It really bothers me how high definition this movie is.

The word "goat/goats" has double meaning in Czech. It's also slang word for boobs. I believe that's why Kate's proportions are this way. It was ✨artistic choice✨

As a czech you're lucky to watch it as adult. The trauma that the movie gave me when 4 year old me was watching it in cinema is unbearable to this day.

So the people of that town can't tell the difference between a HUMAN GIRL and a GOAT IN A DRESS AND A WIG??!! I have no words

These are unbelievably ugly character designs.

This accidentally became my comfort video i fall asleep to, and i feel like im Stockholm syndrome-ing myself into liking goat story

as a czech person who quite literally grew up watching Goat story - i find it so incredibly funny how i do get the refferences and kurtis does not. Mathews story is actually an adapted version of the Doctor Faust, which is a czech myth + it is actually said that the Charles bridge was built using eggs in the binding cement to last longer. Also I can't get over the fact of what names the dub gave the two main characters, cause it makes absolutely no sense :DD i very much enjoyed this film as a little kid and i think it was actually quite informative for my little brain back then. now i just think it's iconic and i still love it!

No joke, this is actually the most ugly character design I've ever seen. Like how did they make something so ugly? Even those creepy animations on UKposts are miles better then this since at least I can actually watch them.

Why is she giving people nails? She’s trying to get nailed, Kurtis

0/11 - no beatboxing puppy

Honestly, I'm not gonna talk about this movie's plot and explain how it connects to Czech myths and legends, I bet tone of people already did, but I'll note - the English dub is the thing to firmly drill it into my head that Goat, is in fact, a woman. Because her original voice, IIRC, is pretty unisex, I believe she had a male voice actor in the Czech dub. It's a bit of a whiplash to see an English dub and Goat with such a clearly female voice. You know, as a kid, I thought she's a dude for a good half of the movie.

"Would you like another nail?" is the female version of "are you lost, baby girl?"

The gay guards and the bearded skeleton are the only salvageable parts of this movie jesus

This movie is the definition of "thanks, I hate it". I am traumatised.

Hey! Czech girl here! I actually watched the movie several times in my childhood; in the original dabing, it is even more creepy. Like the goat has a strong man voice, originally. The thing with nudity is/was very common. I remember lots of kids' movies with pepees, boobs and butts. It ain't traumatising just funny for kids. Many czech households aren't so strict about nudity or bad dictionaries in movies.

"It's because I'm a goat, isn't it?" _"Well, maybe a little bit"_

I present to you: the characters of Goat Story 👩🏼 👷🏻‍♂️ 🧑🏻 👴🏻 🧒🏻 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 🔴🔴 🐏 📜 ⏰ 🍆 🤺

As a Czech, this movie was made by us just to ruin your life.

The gag that this movie is now popular on Stan twitter in 2023 😭😭

the fact that boob nails isnt the worst part of this movie is concerning

"oh, fish in the mouth" is the funniest thing I've ever experienced and I can't come close to explaining why

It's been 3 years and I still cannot believe how good the music is at 26:31 like props to the composer

The way Katy became an overnight Twitter ICON we Stan our busty queen 🤭 -giggles as nails fall out my bust-

The thing is, goats (kozy) is a slang word for boobs in czech. So it seems to me that the whole movie is based on a terrible pun. Sorry.

“This man is eating an entire Turkey” Ignores the man eating a live pig.

3:48 i saw a small flash if this before it cut to an ad and it us comparable to any jumpscare in fnaf thanks im in tears

To add some context as a Czech - this movie is pretty bad, but some of the things in it are a bit less weird for a native: - the devil playing cards: cards are known as "devil's pictures" here - the eggs falling off a cart: it's a legend about Charles bridge (that eggs were used in the cement - and it's actually confirmed by archaeological research!) - the hamster wheel: those were actually used as cranes back then - the nails: iron was quite expensive in middle ages so stealing them might made sense. And women's dresses didnt have pockets, so... - the blinding of master Hanuš: that's a part of the legend about Prague Astronomical Clock - the look of the characters: that's supposed to be homage to traditional Czech marionettes, which are often quite grotesque... its a bad homage tho - nudity and adult content: Czech fairytales and movies are like that more then they are in the west. We are all sick creeps here. But yeah, its a super bad movie.

this movie just FEELS illegal - like every scene is a crime against humanity itself

Imagine just putting a two-second side gag of secretly gay guards having sex and it just- not being relevant to any of the movie at all-

5:15 It's true. At rhe medieval ages there was like hamster ball to help carry the enormous block of stone and there was a lot of people that died because it was unsafe. I discover that in a museum in France.

Fun fact: Czech slang word for breasts is "kozy", which means "goats"

In the original story, the guy throws himself into the clock to kill himself and break it as revenge. So, apparently THAT was too mature, but the rest of it is okay lmao

It sounds like Kurt is is tryna explain a nightmare he had

WE GETTING FISHY FISHY FISHY WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I love seeing all the Czech people in the comments telling the history and their experiences with this movie. It’s crazy as someone who has only seen this movie with my limited american knowledge seeing people describe it as a really good movie.

Oh yeah, we don't like this movie in our country either. It actually made my niece cry. :))

The animation is so bad and ugly it's actually causing me anxiety

the impact this video has had on stan twitter… thank you for your service!

I had no idea people outside of Czech Republic knew about this movie 😭 This movie is based of Prague legends (for example the guy without the head playing horn or the Dr. Faust haunted house) and Czech people know these legends so they understand the movie more.. This movie is my childhood, I couldn’t imagine seeing this movie as a foreigner💀 I would also thing is weird af.

The devil looks like the most sane character in this movie ngl

"Hey honey" "Hey" "How was work?" "The usual, I animated a little boys dingaling in 24 fps."

Rewatching this with the context that the movie went viral on Twitter and the internet’s reaction to this movie is completely different than Kurtis is so funny 😭😭😭

FISHY FISHY FISH, MAKIN' IT STINKY🐟🐟👺👺

Tbh the only good character was the skeleton playing the organ that’s it

ok so for anyone who's wondering, kurtis didn't talk about: -the fact that katy got her nails by stealing them off of coffins (i deadass have no idea why) -in one scene goat and the motorboat lady from the bar have a wlw moment and basically hit on each other, goat literally asking her "so do you think I can get you out of that dress?" -when katy was fully naked, there's a shot of her walking past the stereotypical chinese men, and they start hollering and one says in the most stereotypical chinese accent I've ever heard, "oooh, can we have pretty lady too?" -one time when goat is off at the bar getting drunk, there's this part where this random stranger is just milking her while she's just chillin and drinking her beer -in one scene katy just pulls a whole ass head of cabbage out of her cleavage and gives it to goat i'm not even kidding it was insane

how did they hang a goat in a dress and not notice

Actually 'Kozí příběh' can be translated as 'Boobs story' since its slang word for boobs in czech lol

I have a theory that this was actually a really good movie but everyone else hated it and distracted the creators while they made it stinky.

If this movie is free. I don’t care what they say, I want my money back.

As a Czech person, I agree, this movie is freaking weird and I don't like it. I just want to tell you, that the taking out the eyeballs of the old man is actually an old prague legend (the legend is like at least century old)

Imagine how hard that movie could be if it was a serious drama (and a normal woman as a goat)

Would you like... another nail.. sir? 👁️👄👁️ 📌🔴🔴

Ok but why does everyone that was literally rooting for her death start to go "aw" seconds after her death

26:21 OMG THEY KILLED RED RIDING HOOD

It's the fact that people are using clips from this movie on Twitter more and more as time goes on 😭

My boyfriend and I were drunk as hell watching this and I cackled for an hour straight at "fish in the mouth" and "Makin it stinky"

"Oh- a plot hole, they should fix that" was the funniest thing ive ever watched thanks

as a czech watching this video about a movie i grew up on made me realize how wierd this movie is. that is so funny

If Prague isn't like this irl I'm not going there

I swear that this is NOT considered to be a NORMAL movie for kids (or normal movie in general) in Czech Republic. The people who made this are just werid as hell...

Kurtis you should totally get that skeleton playing the organ as your next tattoo... just saying

As a person from Czechia I absolutely adored this movie. I also loved it more than other movies. I didn't care about the animation, I only cared about the jokes and story, it is not big deal guys!❤

Why is nobody talking ab “I’m getting ready right by the window” and him ~fucking creaming his pants~

as a woman, i can confirm we have a home depot between our *b o o b a s* edit: sorry people with boobas, i released the secret, pls don’t put a fish in my mouth

When he said, 𝓸~ 𝓯𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓽𝓱 I felt that 😔

When I was 10 my Czech school organized afternoon screening of this movie in the local cinema and I remember I didn't find anything portrayed in the movie to be strange at all since I was not exposed to american culture/internet yet. If I were I could have gone see Wall-E instead. Btw I live in Prague now and the atmosphere of the movie is very accurate.

Watching this video while high is truly the funniest thing I’ve seen in all my 21 years

Me, a czech person, when I saw the thumbnail: OH NO.

Petition for Kurtis to start using the skeleton playing the organ clip for every videos sponsor transition

In Czechia, we watched it normally as kids, i didnt even realized how scary, odd and traumatising it was. teacher even normally played it to us in school like it is nothing.

I feel like this is a movie marketed specifically toward people who say they play the DOA Xtreme games for the volleyball. And think they're fooling literally anyone.

This entire movie is “the scene when your parents walk in” 💀💀

shoutout to this movie traumatizing a whole generation of czech children

I love how Kurtis doesn’t even bother to talk about the fact that Goat is slowly becoming an alcoholic the entire movie 😭

As a person from Czechia I have to say I really enjoyed this video. I think that probably every Czech kid saw this movie. Funny thing is that our teacher played this movie in school for us. And abt that thing with Hanuš and his eyes, this is a popular Czech legend, dunno if true. But yeah, great vid 🔥🔥🔥

The thing is. The animation models quality is really clear. But the models themselves are horrific.

if I was Katy I’d be a bit insulted if a goat put on a dress and absolutely no one questioned that it wasn’t me

I just find it hilarious that the most successful Czech movie lost half a million dollars.

unsettling child on a unicycle is the name of my new punk rock band actually

The animation isn’t too bad, it’s the animation STYLE that makes me want to cry

That was the most disturbing acid trip I’ve ever had.

Rewatching this after visiting Prague this summer really hits different

im czech and i grew up watching this (my parents would play it on a cd for us) and i loved it 😭

This clock exists and they ACTUALLY cut out the czech clock maker’s eyes so he wouldn’t make another clock. yeah..

If this is a children’s movie... then so is sausage party

We need a Goat Story reanimated collab rn