How fast can you touch a Koopa in every Mario game?
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Koopas have been a staple of Super Mario games since 1985, but how fast can you touch them in every mainline Mario game?
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@j0rts 6 місяців тому
Who else has spent hours of their life stomping...KOOPAS?
@Splushr 6 місяців тому
can we get a “how fast can you kill ganon in every zelda game?
@Splushr 6 місяців тому
also me lol
@LinkTheOnePieceFan 6 місяців тому
Good video, you greasy duck
@yazanelmerini1992 6 місяців тому
Next time touch lava
@faceofmanpng 6 місяців тому
in the mario brothers arcade game
@cicabeot1 6 місяців тому
Those Koopas really know how to hide in the 3D Mario’s. Must be the third dimension.
@PinkMrSaturn 6 місяців тому
Ah yes, the brick block is made of bricks.
@Vincent_Bloodstone 6 місяців тому
whats that?
@dumpertron1 6 місяців тому
@@Vincent_Bloodstonewhat’s the third dimension?
@alexgamer1287 6 місяців тому
@@Vincent_Bloodstoneit’s when something is in 3D
@Nova_4444 6 місяців тому
It’s probably cause it’d be hard to implement the shells bouncing
@randomnessproductions4212 6 місяців тому
"our first friendly koopa" Koopa the Quick: "Am I a joke to you?"
@BoxGlitch_studios 4 місяці тому
the koopa from 64:
@ZainAhmed456 3 місяці тому
@BoxGlitch_studios that's what he said.....
@robertitonicitomip 3 місяці тому
@@BoxGlitch_studioskoopa the quick is the 64 one
@Grayson-tk5hn 2 місяці тому
@@robertitonicitomip no its actually teh 65th one
@Grayson-tk5hn 2 місяці тому
@@BoxGlitch_studios the koopa from 63:
@HarleyMaebry 6 місяців тому
"How fast can you complete every past touching challenge in Super Mario Wonder?" That's a wholesome-sounding video.
@alwaysxetra3245 6 місяців тому
I'm gonna lick ya
@clearlypellucid 6 місяців тому
Wait a minute, how did you not pause to note that in Super Mario World, if you go left, you can almost immediately touch a shell-free Koopa, and if you go right you can almost immediately touch a shell without a Koopa? We found that Koopa's missing shell!
@Peyatoe 3 місяці тому
So the real question is, is it a koopa without the koopa?
@TeeB-fc4ot 17 днів тому
The koopa in YI 1 is blue, the shell in YI 2 is red
@clearlypellucid 17 днів тому
I literally never realized that their shoes are the same color as their shell.@@TeeB-fc4ot
@lazarpantic2007 6 місяців тому
I feel bad for the poor goomba. You should make a video like this but for goombas.
@Slop_Dogg 6 місяців тому
imo it sounds sounds like he actually tried to do that & it ended up too boring.
@nicky23anims68 4 місяці тому
i refuse to change my pfp and seeing another fire letter brother gives me hope to keep it the same :)
@doctorreed_ 6 місяців тому
hope we get a mario wonder addendum video where you measure all the past mario touch challenges for wonder
@Yochu564 6 місяців тому
5:02 “Bah bah games”
@cCloudW 6 місяців тому
I love your use of music and humor these videos are super well edited! Instant Sub!
@j0rts 6 місяців тому
Thank you!
@cCloudW 6 місяців тому
@@j0rts No problem, wish I found your channel sooner!
@pokedude900 6 місяців тому
6:14 Lakitus are technically Koopa variants. I know you said later in the video that you wanted normal Koopas when possible, but I'd still say they're a lot more closely related than Electro Koopas at least. lol
@rottenchameleon 6 місяців тому
but he ain't touching him anyways just chuggin' spiky bois at the nerd in the cloud
@geschnitztekiste4111 6 місяців тому
Same as Hammer Bros, they‘re a Lot more Koopa-ish than the Electro Koopas
@LOL-gn5oh 6 місяців тому
If that's the case, he could simply make the camera (Lakitu) clip inside Mario in Super Mario 64.
@FishFan6038 5 місяців тому
There are no other Koopa options in Sunshine besides the bowser family
@geschnitztekiste4111 5 місяців тому
@@FishFan6038 Technically the Egg Guys outside the park are also Koopas, though even less closely related
@izzybellyyy 6 місяців тому
I never noticed how absent koopas are from 3D Mario games... did Reggie just conclude that they're too finicky? It's easy to accidentally cause a mess with koopas in the 2D games, maybe it's worse in 3D
@ericriley1985 6 місяців тому
What does Reggie have to do with Koopas appearing in 3D Mario?
@AudreyCubed 6 місяців тому
@@ericriley1985 Reggie has been the head koopa implementer in all Mario games since Hotel Mario. He sits in the corner of the room while they're designing levels and yells at the devs when he wants to see a koopa on the screen
@LinkTheOnePieceFan 6 місяців тому
Yeah Reggie just didn’t have the coding skill or he just forgot since he has single handedly developed every Nintendo game ever and when you’re that cool you forget stuff
@ElectrikStatik900 6 місяців тому
There are Koopas in Super Mario 3D World and Bowser's Fury.
@Squirtle_Squad_Supremacy 5 місяців тому
@@ElectrikStatik900we saw that in the video. The way "how absent" was used means very rare
@mallowtonmouse 6 місяців тому
I was really hoping your speedrun would include a vlog of going to Walmart for batteries lol
@ianjohnson218 6 місяців тому
I think you should count super Mario 64 ds as a separate game, because enough changes are made that it can significantly change the result from the original game. I’m pretty sure the koopa you were originally looking for in super Mario 64 is there in the remake.
@SuperMariover64 6 місяців тому
The koopa is in bomb omb battlefield, but I'm pretty sure it spawns after you do the koopa the quick star
@calzoneyed 6 місяців тому
The cutscenes are also different in that game and so they're different lengths
@tigerjupmer123 5 місяців тому
Well koopas do appear their but you have to complete Star 2
@YellowbananamonkeVR 4 місяці тому
You forgot mario rpg
@Pen6756 4 дні тому
You mean the one on switch or on a different console
@kulrigalestout 6 місяців тому
I guess Koopa Troopas are becoming an endangered species in the 3D timeline. I'm sure it has nothing to do with kart racing maniacs lobbing koopa shells at each other all race.
@Splushr 6 місяців тому
can we get a kill ganon% in every zelda? we legit need to see how fast you can kill ganon in every zelda game
@masterofdoots5965 6 місяців тому
That's just an any% speedrun Yes I know it's probably a joke
@Splushr 6 місяців тому
@@masterofdoots5965i say in every zelda game but i suppose your right it would be funny to see him do it tho
@richardchristie3203 6 місяців тому
He not in every Zelda game
@az-kalaak6215 5 місяців тому
ganon or ganondorf?
@kingshawn6982 6 місяців тому
You know, I always wonder why koopas are so rare in the 3d game. Like sure there must be a lot of limitations when developing but why? There’s so much you could do with koopas.
@pengil3 6 місяців тому
Perhaps it has to do with shell kicking? In 3D, kicking a shell in the direction you want is way harder, so perhaps they reduced the amount of Koopas you encounter so that shell kicking doesn’t become tedious. Just guessing though.
@EF0E 6 місяців тому
@@pengil3 I thought that too, but I do like what they did in Mario 64 where you can surf on the shells. That suits 3D really well.
@edwinvanderhaeghen2221 6 місяців тому
@@pengil3 Yes, game design wise this is probably the case, mario levels while seeming rather straight forwards are usually VERY instrincally designed to the smallest details from spawn time to enemy positioning. Designing a level in mind with a random projectile that goes anywhere depending on player input is a lot easier to make fun if the player has generally the option of pushing it left or right. But once you involve multiple dimensions you as the designer have to incorperate this feature or leave it out.
@pengil3 6 місяців тому
@@EF0E I did think about that after posting the comment. Shame all the other 3D games didn't use it or entirely scrapped koopas as an enemy.
@noysam3570 6 місяців тому
"Touching a Goomba would be too easy" Super Mario World: "Are you sure about that?"
@GarryDKing 6 місяців тому
Taking an hour to touch a koopa in the galaxy games is insane! Now, let's see how fast it takes to touch a Waddle Dee in every kirby game
@ofanichan 6 місяців тому
I remember the first time I played Mario Galaxy back when I was a teenager, I ragequit the game when I saw that the Koopas walked on 4 legs. I was a very big Koopa Troopa fan at the time... It's frankly quite embarrassing to think about. 💀
@gowildler 5 місяців тому
I had my most horrible video game rage ever with Super Mario Galaxy too: slinging the Wiimote around and almost destroying stuff in the living room … after repeatedly failing at the Bouldergeist Daredevil Challenge. SMG will _never_ come close to being my favorite Mario game.
@broncos435 3 місяці тому
@@gowildler i think daredevil bouldergeist caused that level of rage for just about everyone who played it lmao
@Kingofcat442 6 місяців тому
3:08 WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!?
@Profkol0rado 4 місяці тому
Bite of 96
@atopilla9 4 місяці тому
@@Profkol0rado 96
@dimasiya13 3 місяці тому
No that was the bite of 64
@cmcasey1975 3 місяці тому
Lazarbeam
@LevelUpLeo 6 місяців тому
Super Mario Bros 2 is listed as 11th with 16.66 and New Super Mario Bros is 10th with 24.15? Whaaaat?
@j0rts 6 місяців тому
ah good catch, Super Mario Bros 2 should be 29.19 - had the wrong time in there
@RocketPlayer_ 6 місяців тому
Hello! I really liked your video, very cool. I'm Brazilian and this was the first American video that I could understand without subtitles, and consequently, practice my English. Thank you for the quality content and for speaking relatively slowly so that I could understand. Hugs from Brazil! :)
@luismartinez3843 6 місяців тому
I can’t believe we got a secret bonus top 10 video within a video. God-tier channel, subscribed 3:21
@koopa8093 6 місяців тому
As a member of the Koopa association I feel ATTACKED (literally) Great Video keep it up
@brightblackhole2442 17 днів тому
being a self-proclaimed representative of the koopa association, i also enjoy this video
@BareKnuckleBlaze 6 місяців тому
Koopas went from average turtles to rollerskating pros in the span of 42 years
@dontreadmyprofilepic4000 6 місяців тому
0:30 The first star in a Mario game appears before the first koopa
@MewPurPur 5 місяців тому
This guy exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, and he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby!
@Carlang29 5 місяців тому
6:00 caveman koopa
@MMX974 4 місяці тому
8:05 Only in the flat 8-bit sections, they are enemies
@kirasabin358 6 місяців тому
Love the videos! It would be awesome if you could include the Paper Mario games as well.
@aurafox1 6 місяців тому
You could technically argue that Shadow Mario is a koopa thanks to Bowser Jr. being one.
@MUSA_SMSW_OFFICAL 5 місяців тому
*Intense argument*
@circuitcraft2399 6 місяців тому
I forgot about the Trace-Walking in Odyssey; thought you would need to *beat the game* to get the Koopa Footrace.
@christianfrost8660 6 місяців тому
0:45 That poor Red Koopa Troopa. Maybe he did the same crime that the Thwomp did in MK 64 Bowser's Castle???
@JuanpyStudios 3 місяці тому
Yeah
@elizabethmarvin8553 6 місяців тому
Love the names you give to the bosses
@kookaman6095 5 місяців тому
4:50 BAH BAH
@Erik12330 6 місяців тому
1:50 you even touched a koopa without noticing it, what am menace 😂
@Kaydenjames1028 2 місяці тому
It doesn’t count because it’s on the title screen and he’s not actually playing there
@maroonsunshinelaura 6 місяців тому
Shadow Mario is actually Bowser Jr. in disguise, (who is a Koopa) so i'd say you finished Sunshine in around 8 minutes (3:45)
@NeptuneEnerg 3 місяці тому
But he isn’t a Koopa *_T R O O P A ._*
@Goxeza 6 місяців тому
You're So Underrated Keep Up The Good Work!
@Iamverylazy 2 місяці тому
For the record, in the Mario Sunshine segment, there is a shine on that lone island. A gold bird flies around the island and if you spray it with water for a bit, it'll give you a Shine Sprite.
@blueberyramune 5 місяців тому
2:14 mm... i wanna be in the koopa touching goldmine~
@King1A1 5 місяців тому
bro 💀🤦♂️
@Profkol0rado 4 місяці тому
Homosexual Koopas Clan
@AxoTheGamer 3 місяці тому
@@Profkol0rado:3
@AxoTheGamer 3 місяці тому
@@King1A1:3
@King1A1 3 місяці тому
@@AxoTheGamer the original comment wild
@niknik6718 5 місяців тому
yes I definely needed this informatiton so much
@hopesvl0gs 3 місяці тому
Jump over this *dies* Jump over this plant 1:31
@narucreed1 16 днів тому
The real question is did the koopas consent?
@GoIdenVR День тому
nope none of them did... I was one of them 😭😭😭 I was one of the koopas in Super Mario World
@Max.Paprika 6 місяців тому
Shoutout to all the others who didn't notice there was even a timer until 2:42
@mariam2050 4 місяці тому
My hand covered it😂
@joethebro 5 місяців тому
2:54 that koopa will only spawn if you get the first two stars, so it’s faster to just talk to koopa the quick
@ShadowDragon-cw7wb 18 днів тому
You were harming a poor innocent dragon and the controller had enough lol 6:48
@noyz-anything 6 місяців тому
for sunshine, you could have easily just touched shadow mario, since he's a disguised koopa (specifically, bowser koopa junior of the koopa royal family)
@Kurtfan1991 6 місяців тому
Idea: Ranking every Pokemon Sword/Shield curry.
@BJGvideos 6 місяців тому
MisoHungrie did that but it would be fun to see more takes on it!
@adrianaquezada8723 20 днів тому
“The bah bah games” got rolling on the floor💀
@JOBdOut 3 місяці тому
What even fewer people know about SMB2 is that doki doki panic WAS developed as a Mario game, then because it was deemed too different, was reskinned and released as an unrelated title - before Nintendo deemed lost levels too hard for American audiences and re-reskinned DDP as a Mario game again.
@Gnarpy.2763 5 місяців тому
6:21 *insert sisyphus meme*
@JamesTDG 6 місяців тому
2:06 yes it is a koopa, source: manual
@Carlang29 5 місяців тому
its a koopa without the troopa
@batterysnatcher3000 5 місяців тому
@@Carlang29yes
@JuanpyStudios 3 місяці тому
@@Carlang29 and went to the beach half naked
@ashmenser7959 2 місяці тому
In Galaxy 2, I love that you called him Grumpus McWumpus! 😂😂 My brother and I called him Weep Woop when we were kids since all he says is weep woop
@elChirrinChirriondelDiablo 6 місяців тому
after so many years of SMW I just notice that Yoshi's Island 1 starts with a Koopa without a shell and Yoshi's Island 2 starts with a shell without a Koopa.
@crh5433 6 місяців тому
0:05 goomba
@cedricschaale5147 4 місяці тому
Does anyone know, where the clip is from?
@cedricschaale5147 4 місяці тому
Does anyone know, where the clip is from?
@Joeys_acc 4 місяці тому
@@cedricschaale5147 it comes from the super Mario Bros movie (the 1993 movie)
@JamesTDG 6 місяців тому
1:23 technically, you can touch those koopas with your cursor
@TheBreadPirate 6 місяців тому
Brilliant.
@atdynax 3 місяці тому
In Super Mario Land are no Koopas. They are called Nobokon. Koopas are called Nokonoko. And you wanted real Koopas. No Hammer bros, no Dry Bones, no shell-less Koopas. Koopa Troopas. Nokonokos.
@dilanlecascou8196 6 місяців тому
10:33 there is a bug in the rank
@sethnichols1885 6 місяців тому
7:01 lol
@CoralCopperHead 2 місяці тому
"Touched Koopa" Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's in Peach's daily checklist.
@felixmcjuandice 4 місяці тому
"but touching hoombas in any mario game would be too simple" Super Mario World: are you sure about that
@brandye3039 5 місяців тому
5:40 uhhh😳
@spartanlocke2071 5 місяців тому
Wat funny?
@brandye3039 5 місяців тому
@@spartanlocke2071nothing, just a weird moment in the video
@GaosArmy Місяць тому
Uhmmmm
@Pumpernikkle 6 місяців тому
AMAZING VIDEO OL CHAP!!!
@kenlykkeslett7501 2 місяці тому
Seeing Super Mario Bros 2 and New Super Mario Bros 2 with the exact same time amuses me to no end
@MikhaelKenzo_lol 3 місяці тому
1:45 "phew, that was close..." the koopa: FIRE IN DA HOLE🔥🕳
@MooseTanuki 6 місяців тому
I’m your biggest fan!
@Zachoro 2 місяці тому
You touched a koopa a lot in this video
@Milanesso777 Місяць тому
I clicked on this by accident and thought it would be a 50 hour documentary about mario enemies
@TheSpaceMan8478 6 місяців тому
“This is the only game that koopas EXPLODE” “Phew, that was close” *explodes*
@maricthehedgehog 5 місяців тому
6:51 Xbox fans be like :
@MisterNohbdy 6 місяців тому
8:22 - is Koopa the Quick THAT forgettable?
@Decommissioned 3 місяці тому
I like how you didn’t forget about 3D land
@CreeperKitty426 6 місяців тому
A koopa without it's shell is still a koopa, just a BEACHED koopa.
@yazanelmerini1992 6 місяців тому
1 hour gang 👇
@Hipptothephrall 6 місяців тому
AM PART OF IT
@DarienPorter-kv7qp 6 місяців тому
What’s up gang
@Redmeteor200 6 місяців тому
Me :):):):):)
@PlasmaSonicc 5 місяців тому
Bruh
@DarienPorter-kv7qp 5 місяців тому
@@PlasmaSonicc sorry dude your 3 weeks off
@Pumpernikkle 6 місяців тому
FIRST IM FIRST
@Splushr 6 місяців тому
nobody really cares
@faceofmanpng 6 місяців тому
you should reset character NOW
@mustacheman529 6 місяців тому
Don't worry, I care very, very much.
@Splushr 6 місяців тому
oh btw i was first ;P
@Splushr 6 місяців тому
why did you get a heart from j0rts if your not even first aint no way
@solarpellets 5 місяців тому
You can touch a koopa much faster in SM64 by getting the chain chomp star, entering that star, and getting the koopa over by the goombas you tried first.
@keilancarroll2459 6 місяців тому
'Why is this red koopa imprisoned?' My dirty ass mind: R A C I S M
@melimsah 6 місяців тому
How long to touch a flower. Any kind of flower. Cuz flowers. They're like.... fancy grass.
@The-0verseer 6 місяців тому
This is the most random and unneeded information in my life, but it's youtube and now I'm curious.
@JezElectro13 3 місяці тому
0:43 Answer is Infinite 1-Up trick.
@EgotisticalPear 5 місяців тому
1:16 accepts Shell with no Koopa 2:03 does not accept Koopa with no Shell Proof j0rts defines koopas by their shells.
@jkolikovec 6 місяців тому
I love how his wiimote died mid battle :D
@MultiDakman 6 місяців тому
this is the first video besides the initial anouncement trailer I have seen with Super Mario Bros Wonder
@pvzmariosonica8fan Місяць тому
2:53 There is a Koopa there. It just doesn't spawn in on the mission "Big Bob-omb on the Summit"
@daeseanboyd 6 місяців тому
Frogs being the most normal enemy gave me whip lash
@YoloYester94 3 місяці тому
Koopas were actually originally going to be the first enemy in SMB, but the devs thought it was too hard of a first obstacle, so they created goombas.
@llamaking1068 6 місяців тому
Viewer - Bro stop talking about touching koopas. jOrts - what’s the worst that could happen? Koop Hanson - jOrts would you please take a seat?
@leonhorvatsapic6274 3 місяці тому
i got a mario wonder ad when i started to watch this LOL
@isavenewspapers8890 6 місяців тому
6:38 Wow, I didn't know that that one SMM2 course had a prequel.
@Subspace79 6 місяців тому
🫘🌯
@Nova_Ghost_Gamer 6 місяців тому
Bruh, the ultra old goomba made me laugh SO hard with how smol the head was on the body 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@BenisBoy14 2 місяці тому
When literally everything else has already been done: "How fast can you touch a Koopa in every Mario game?"
@redacted2896 5 місяців тому
I just found your channel today, your name is j0rts? Instant subscriber right here
@commanderblackheart5856 Місяць тому
Technically touching Shadow Mario should count as touching a Koopa, as he’s literally King Koopa’s son!
@az-kalaak6215 5 місяців тому
"every mario game" mariokart, mario tennis, mario and the ubisoft rabbits, mario and sonic to the olympic games: are we a joke to you?
@JamesTDG 6 місяців тому
Fun fact, hammer bros have been referred to as koopas in the manuals before
@myusernameiscooldude 2 місяці тому
we also later learned that doki doki panic started life as the real mario 2, but was then reskinned as another game because it was "too different for the japanese market", while it was reskinned BACK INTO mario 2 because the japanese mario 2 was "too similar for the western market" i miss iwata
@Introbulus 6 місяців тому
Now to go hunt down some moblins. ...to, touch.
@kimberlycelaya1895 6 місяців тому
I love this kind of content 🏆🙂🙏🏼
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