How fast can you touch a Piranha Plant in every Mario game?

Місяць тому

Support me on Patreon: / j0rts
Follow me on Twitch: / j0rts
Piranha Plants have been a staple of Super Mario games since 1985, but how fast can you touch them in every mainline Mario game?
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ About j0rts ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
Hi there! I'm j0rts, and I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games while playing them in weird, unconventional ways.
Despite my name, this channel has nothing to do with jorts. In fact, I've never even worn a pair of jorts in my life. I just find the word fun to say... j o r t s.
Anyways, thanks for taking the time to check out my channel. If you'd like to hang out with me live, be sure to visit my Twitch channel over at / j0rts
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Links ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
▶Patreon: / j0rts
▶Twitch: / j0rts
▶Twitter: / j0rts_
▶TikTok: / j0rts_yt
▶Discord: / discord

КОМЕНТАРІ: 365

@j0rts Місяць тому

#TeamGoop

@TylerDevine Місяць тому

Goop

@nsewalldirections Місяць тому

Goopdoop

@pwr4 Місяць тому

G O O P

@frozenfairy2323 Місяць тому

If I remember correctly, in the same mission where you go to the top of the windmill, there are these giant goop balls rolling down the path. But if you spray them with water it's revealed that they are just giant piranha plant heads that are covered in goop. So the question is do they count as touching a piranha plant?

@coach7304 Місяць тому

@@frozenfairy2323I subscribed to your UKposts channel

@darksnowman7192 Місяць тому

Fun Fact: In Super Mario Bros., level 1-1 is hardcoded to not have Piranha Plants in any pipe. Outside that level, every single pipe in the game has one, and if it doesn't, that's only because the game's sprite slots are full. However, the devs specifically made it so there aren't any in 1-1. If you play the same level in a glitched world (basically any world past 8, which you are not supposed to reach and which can thus yield very interesting results, but some are just normal levels like 1-1), there are piranha plants in the pipes because it's not 1-1 anymore

@debbiearnold5943 29 днів тому

10😊

@Dshi-bu7hx 5 днів тому

I saw one in the pipe by the staircase

@JJ_R Місяць тому

How fast you can touch grass… with teeth.

@Yoghurt12 Місяць тому

Not?

@danielthecake8617 Місяць тому

WITH YOUR TEETH!!!

@coach7304 Місяць тому

@@danielthecake8617I subscribed to your UKposts channel

@tcmcdonald Місяць тому

@@danielthecake8617 but how would we do that?

@NachoManWithThePlan Місяць тому

@@tcmcdonald WITH YOUR TEETH!!

@TylerDevine Місяць тому

Casually becomes a sm64 speedrunner 😂

@TiltCntrlz Місяць тому

In before the parallel universes!

@NeptuneEnerg Місяць тому

Wait… HOW DID YOU POST THIS COMMENT FOUR HOURS BEFORE THE VIDEO RELEASED???

@arandomname3575 28 днів тому

@@NeptuneEnerg he paid

@therawkhawk64 Місяць тому

I wonder how fast you can touch a Waddle Dee in every Kirby game? On the other hand, this was a very well done video. Maybe we can touch more enemies in other games.

@HarleyMaebry Місяць тому

For Mario 64, there’s a Pirahna Plant much closer to the start of Whomp’s Fortess, in the grass next to a flower bed a bit to the right of the start position. Unless it’s not there when you select the first star for Whomp’s Fortress? There’s that pesky possible Mandela Effect…

@TuftyTaltan Місяць тому

I remember there being one over there in Galaxy 2 for sure, but I've never played 64 so I can't really confirm.

@JezElectro13 Місяць тому

Maybe your copy was personalized?

@vini64 29 днів тому

Yeah there is always a Piranha Plant at the start of the level, guess he just forgot

@Muho_is_me 3 дні тому

İ mean everyone just backflips to the top and never bother to check there

@1080ike Місяць тому

Piranha plants are all well and good, but how fast can you touch Bowser? He's a Mario enemy who needs some of those touching mitts on him.

@Tyboose Місяць тому

How to keep audience through the credits: Step1: put banger music

@hoodedfr0g Місяць тому

Fr. I was Big Vibin

@TheKazoobles Місяць тому

7:12 where it all started..

@thecrazyimp99 Місяць тому

Singing piranha plants are the best

@julesjedi2332 Місяць тому

Hello😊

@funnynamedottxt Місяць тому

You may have stopped me from correcting you on the Venus Fire Trap in SMB3, but you can’t stop me from correcting you on the Superball Flower that you called a Fire Flower in Super Mario Land, you probably mildly embarrassed duck.

@cunkycakes Місяць тому

I’m just saying that you could’ve touched a piranha plant faster in SM64. You could’ve just walked straight right in Whomps Fortress to touch a piranha plant instead of climbing up half the level.

@nori484 Місяць тому

1:40 according to Viridi on smash bros ultimate, there is a lot types of piranha plant, so that's official, this IS a piranha plant 3:13 and this is a piranha plant too

@Kamekthegreatgamer Місяць тому

Touch ice in every mario game j0rts

@Kamekthegreatgamer 25 днів тому

Spread the word in the comments

@Pumpernikkle Місяць тому

i love goop lore, my phd is extensively in goopology

@LinkTheOnePieceFan Місяць тому

My favorite duck has posted once again

@vlalcremie002 Місяць тому

"Hunter, when I told you to touch grass, that's not what I meant" - the quotable Gus

@KnuxMaster368 Місяць тому

0:21 No pirahna plants will spawn in 1-1, it’s programmed like that But all 1-1 copies in the “minus realm” will

@tamboys940 Місяць тому

The non-piranha plant thing in Mario bros 2 is called a Panser (pan-zer)

@will4not Місяць тому

Your videos are such a great example of taking a silly question and making a great story that happens to be very informative.

@Not-Real-Salad-Cat Місяць тому

We need "How fast can you touch Boko in every Zelda game?"

@KiwiDuckL Місяць тому

FOR REAL 🫡

@coach7304 Місяць тому

@@KiwiDuckLI subscribed to your UKposts channel

@shawnf6fhellcat Місяць тому

Aren't there only like five that have them though? WW?, TP, SS, BotW, and TotK

@lindseylindsey9200 Місяць тому

Better choice would be touch keese I think, I feel like they’re one of the more consistent enemies

@Not-Real-Salad-Cat Місяць тому

@@lindseylindsey9200 Yeah, I think they are. But, more people know Bokos.

@1LPMx1 Місяць тому

In Sunshine, you don't have to complete chapter 1 in Bianco Hills. You can directly go to Petey Piranha even in chapter 1.

@PendragonDaGreat Місяць тому

You can actually skip Bianco 1 and go straight to the Petey piranha fight.

@rickrogan2355 29 днів тому

Fun fact in Super Mario Sunshine, In level 1 of Bianco Hills, you don't need to beat the goop plant. Petey Piranha is in the stage and you can just go all the way up to him straight away. It's one of the only shines you can just do out of order right away.

@blakenoel 25 днів тому

Big fan of the format and humor in your videos, keep em coming

@Digiritter_Prinz 29 днів тому

This Song so Well done with the Music

@kulrigalestout Місяць тому

Trimming the herbs with this one, boys

@ChrisGamingNL333 Місяць тому

didnt know mario liked botany so much

@adampelletier7102 Місяць тому

How fast can Mario get an interview (i.e. meet a boss) since it's hard to get a job in this economy.

@danielwatson2173 Місяць тому

Paper Mario: "Am I a joke to you?" (Is a Mario game and has piranha plants) 😂

@Zacwac Місяць тому

0:03 yes I have wanted to

@dekosplay139 Місяць тому

Smb 1:06 times not timestamps Smb 2 jp idk Smb 3 5 seconds or 23 seconds Sml 2:15 Smw 35 seconds Sml 2 25 seconds Sm64 1:45 Sms 15:46 Nsmbds 1:27 Galaxy 15:51 Nsmbwii 1:49 Galaxy 2 5:14 Sm3dl 1:38 Nsmb 2 1:35 Nsmbu 36 seconds Sm3dw 4:23 Odyssey 36:41 Bowser fury 3:27 Smbw 2:08

@the_rose_titty 27 днів тому

You should do periods instead of colons, like 2.03. I think people will get it

@darkcyndoge Місяць тому

i'd love to see more kirby videos

@SuperSpamGuy Місяць тому

You should try how fast to touch Bowser in every Mario game, if you really hate yourself

@cynthiawhisenhunt5180 Місяць тому

Video idea, how long would it take to touch a chan chop in every Mario game?

@GlutzahnLP Місяць тому

Always Great to see you touching things. And def TeamGoop

@danieladmiraal9371 Місяць тому

iirc aren't there piranha plants up the way to the windmill in sunshine

@greyson5710 13 днів тому

CONGRATS ON 100K

@Ultranger 18 днів тому

I thought of an interesting idea How fast can you touch a “Blin” in every Zelda game? This can be a Moblin, Bokoblin, Bulblin, etc.

@KaneAsIAm Місяць тому

Keep ‘em coming j0rts!

@BareKnuckleBlaze Місяць тому

How fast can you touch Robotnik in every Sonic game?

@bRuHIsHere. Місяць тому

2:15 why is this moment so relatable

@osb.21313 29 днів тому

SMB2 Note: You can also do Cobrats in vases, because you can go down them.

@samanthahardy279 26 днів тому

Every single Mario game, smash every single one, every single every single every single Mario game

@sparrowflyaway Місяць тому

Next pet all the Chain Chomps. Including the ones in Link's Awakening.

@rkniner Місяць тому

They're also in ALTTP

@CyberYeast75 Місяць тому

Chat, what's your favorite way to touch piranha plants?

@swatijain6466 Місяць тому

i like how you put super mario world music in super mario land gameplay

@chackbro1 29 днів тому

Viridi doesn't mention Polluted Piranhas when she says the name of every Piranha Plant in Smash Ultimate, but she was cut off halfway through, so the jury is still out

@NewTungsten 8 днів тому

She does, but under the name of Proto Piranha

@DigitalxGamer Місяць тому

Mario Bros PPP - Piranha Plant Percent

@boy1015 Місяць тому

How fast can you get sword in every zelda asking for this for ages. Love your videos

@JezElectro13 Місяць тому

Now touch a Mushroom in each game.

@mettatonex7221 Місяць тому

There are Piranha Plants lining the path to the Big Windmill in Super Mario Sunshine. You don't need to go all the way up to Petey.

@3possumsinatrenchcoat Місяць тому

how fast can you become cool in the Mario series? (touch ice)

@RocksInMyDryer Місяць тому

Why no Mario RPG? They've got piranha plants in that too!

@stick101x2 Місяць тому

Mainline games only I'm guessing

@undynlicia7554 20 днів тому

Might I suggest parrying an object in every Cuphead level?

@SpeedyDice Місяць тому

You should do this but with every Mario Kart track

@AdrianCosman Місяць тому

That makes no sense

@simonjewers6778 Місяць тому

You're supposed to be counting the goopy parana

@rkniner Місяць тому

Gotta boop all the plant snoots!

@NonisLuck Місяць тому

Why is this so entertaining? 😂

@dielaberbrudergaming6288 Місяць тому

dang, i was so excited to see link touch piranha plants until i read "every mario game"

@user-qw1dc2eo5n Місяць тому

Ah crap here we go again touching flora we shouldn't.

@Alexs23743 Місяць тому

3:05: Now, why'd you touch that Piranha and not the one close to the level entrance?

@zanemlewis96 Місяць тому

Subscribing for the Animorphs reference alone.

@moof8271 Місяць тому

massive time loss, didnt touch the little polluted piranha plant enemies that most definitely are not goop

@alan-tairov Місяць тому

new jorts video let s go

@adrianaquezada8723 6 днів тому

Everyone: he beated everything Me:and yoshi’s island?

@lilbros1166 Місяць тому

You should make a video touching all the things you touched in the other videos(grass, water, fire, air, life, death) in Mario Wonder

@randommemeaddict249 28 днів тому

In super mario 64, there is a piranha plant hidden in the flower patch of Whomp's Fortress. Just walk through it.

@flashfireplayzytoffical Місяць тому

This may be my dirty mind talking but, PAUSE!?

@TripleAAAToxic Місяць тому

how fast can you touch bowser in every Mario game.

@jonothanthrace1530 Місяць тому

Should have included Manhandla from LoZ and actual piranha plants from Link's Awakening.

@Digiritter_Prinz 29 днів тому

Your Back :D

@user-ns4fq7hy5s Місяць тому

And now, you’ll have to mow the entire football field. That doesn’t sound so bad. With your teeth! What! How do we do that? With your teeth! But… how do we do that? Wi… with your teeth!

@zekeram129 Місяць тому

I an once again asking you to go outside in every metroid game

@zayeyg Місяць тому

In the next video, you should do Mario RPG

@juandigod6894 28 днів тому

Next mario one could be touch toad???

@hurou 4 дні тому

you can blame mario maker for the memory of the plant in 1-1

@hyrule2008 26 днів тому

the first mario nes game has a lvl 1-1 piranha plant but only on hard mode

@groom_of_the_stool Місяць тому

Needs more Super Mario RPG.

@superawesomeguySAG Місяць тому

Touch a bokoblin In every Zelda game

@libbyhorton7491 Місяць тому

Petey Parana in Mario Sunshine is made of goop

@Froggybeargamer-nq4xl Місяць тому

Wait, you can go down that pipe in super Mario Bros, 1985

@Namedperson-capiche Місяць тому

There actually is a piranha plant in 1-1, but it's only found if you taketh shortcut

@littlebears-fq6mt Місяць тому

I’m team goop as well but there actually a piranha plant covered in goop because when you feed it water the goop comes of.

@itsluigi442 19 днів тому

Shadow Luigi

@weely31 Місяць тому

how fast can you touch a bokoblin in every zelda game, or something like that

@Funlife411 Місяць тому

Alternative title: speed running sexual assault on plants

@mywhateverchannel4135 29 днів тому

Oh yeah. Let's not forget all the Mario andn Luigi. Series, let's not forget luigi,s mansion series. Let's not forget Mario RPG And we can't forget about all the spin-offs. And crossovers. Like the 2 peach games and Toad treasure tracker.😅

@triclone Місяць тому

There is a piranha in the pipe at the end if u take the shortcut in smb1

@nxoxoxnxe1551 22 дні тому

I love Piranha Plants ❤

@TheOriginalItsCake Місяць тому

teethy plant haha

@RainTheWolfie Місяць тому

Fun Fact: Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door has a similarly named Piranha Plant in Floors 80-89 in the Pit of 100 Trials, so... whee.

@watergirl929 23 дні тому

You messed up on Super Mario Sunshine. In Bianco Hills there are regular small piranha plants that spawn in the goop in places that come out and shoot you. One specially I can think of is on the windmill path. And if you wash them off with water you can see they are regular Piranha plants. You didn’t need to go toe Petty Piranha

@cyntheticconjurer Місяць тому

Fun fact: not only is there not a Piranha Plant in SMB1 1-1, there's a Piranha Plant in every single pipe in the game... except specifically if the level you're playing is 1-1.

@ladyaceina Місяць тому

you need to redo your old challanges with wonder added

@chrisherrington131 Місяць тому

Should say taken damage by a plant

@asimpleguy5299 5 днів тому

I too, want to touch pirahna plant.

@JokaPlayz 4 дні тому

Nice!

@Rocketstudio12 7 годин тому

In in world one you there’s a piranha plant in the lost pipe when you find the secret area

@midnightcoffee6463 23 дні тому

In the Mario Sunshine one, I'm pretty sure there is one of those small Piranha Plants that you inflate with water near the windmill's bottom? (Am I remembering wrong, or do you count them as Goop?)