“A pillar I am of pride” You’re a pillar in general, Hozier. You’re tall

I can't believe that there's a song that perfectly explains the feeling of just wanting to go home and escape a social event to get pegged by your lover like.....

Forest god came back with a valentines day gift for us mortals

Only Hozier can make a song this catchy that includes dirty talk, a wild night, and me needing to bust out my dictionary. God, I’m ready for Wasteland, Baby!

diatribe /ˈdʌɪətrʌɪb noun a forceful and bitter verbal attack against someone or something.

This Man Is Incapable Of Making A Song That Doesnt Slap

*0:01* Me: I love this song!

*Blows a kiss to nature* For Hozier

Another new song. Hozier, on behalf of humanity please keep us dosed with new music as often as you possibly can.

Hozier in this song is basically: hey, this party sucks so lets go to a motel a fuck until every person in the motel files up a complain after hearing our honry asses. incredible :)

Hozier: [literally just breathed] Me: BRAVO! PERFECT! MAJESTIC!!! SOMEONE GIVE HIM AN AWARD FOR BEING SO BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED!

The backing SLAPS in this song. The guitar is exceptional. I've never been so excited for an album to be released before.

You don’t need English class because you have Hozier teaching you new vocabulary.

this song is the epitome of spacing out in a boring public gathering and you only have horny thoughts to pass the time because you can't look at your phone

I want this song to play as I ride my horse alone in the desert.

The production on this is insane holy shit

“Honey I laugh when it sinks in. A pillar I am, upright” “Let there be hotel complaints and grievances raised” “Let there be damaged ensued and tabloid news and that kind of love” ..... ;)

Well, looks like I’ve found the album I’m going to listen to for eternity.

Dinner & Diatribes Hozier Honey, this club here is stuck up Dinner and diatribes I knew it from the first look of The look of mischief in your eyes Your friends are a fate that befell me Head is the talking type I'd suffer Hell if you'd tell me What you'd do to me tonight Tell me Tell me Tell me, ah That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of Honey, I laugh when it sinks in A pillar I am of pride Scarcely can speak for my thinking What you'd do to me tonight Now that the evening is slowing Now that the end's in sight Honey, it's easier knowing What you'd do to me tonight Tell me Tell me Tell me you're mad That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of That's the kind of love That's the kind of love That's the kind of love That’s the kind of love Oh, oh Let there be hotels complaints and grievances raised In that kind of love (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) Oh, oh Let there be damage ensued and tabloid news In that kind of love (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of, ah Oh And that's the kind of love I've been dreaming of (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) And that's the kind of love I've been dreaming of (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) (That's the kind of love) Songwriters: Andrew Hozier-Byrne

One of the best guitar riffs he's ever produced

'honey i laugh when it sinks in' he's getting pegged, lads

*currently googling what diatribes are because my English sucks* Update: how poetic

Hozier is the best artist alive. Back from the woods with all of his magic.

Breaking news: Hozier once again proven to be incapable of making a song that doesn't SLAP.

People with the lyrics, I summon you!

Did anyone else think it was 'Dinner and Diabetes'? 😂

“i wanna be wined, dined, and sixty nined”

A new bop to become unhealthily obsessed with.

Hozier : That's the kind loooooooove Me: can't catch one's breath, clutches pearls, has heart palpitations

every single song on this album is so good gOd

Ah, Hozier never fails to remind us of the beauty and natural aspect of sex

Hozier has a unique and mesmerizing sound. I thank the universe for this.

That little "yeah" and "hah" - I mean goddam Andrew, just kill me

You ever just want to live just to listen to Hozier

I love that part - "Let there be hotel complaints and grievances raised / Let there be damage ensued and tabloid news / and that kind of love". That's the kind of love that's worth it!

I’m loving almond milk and dinner & diabetes from his new album

the first time I listened to this I was like "cool, whatever" but now I'm absolutely obsessed with it. I've replayed it like 6 times just now lmao

I can’t listen to this song loud enough, I just want it to wrap my entire being in spirits

"Dinner and Diatribes" debuted at #12 on the New Alternative 40 Chart this week!

I kept scrolling and couldn't find the lyric people so... [Verse 1] Honey, this club here is stuck up Dinner and diatribes I knew well from our first hookup The look of mischief in your eyes Your friends are a fate that befell me Hell is the talking type I'd suffer Hell if you'd tell me What you'd do to me tonight [Pre-Chorus] Tell me Tell me Tell me, ah [Chorus] That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of [Verse 2] Honey, I laugh when it sinks in A pillar I am, upright Scarcely can speak for my thinking What you'd do to me tonight Now that the evening is slowing Now that the end's in sight Honey, it's easier knowing what you'd do to me tonight [Pre-Chorus] Tell me Tell me Tell your man [Chorus] That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of [Bridge] (That's the kind of love That's the kind of love That's the kind of love That's the kind of love) Oh, let there be hotel complaints and grievances raised And that kind of love (That's the kind of love That's the kind of love That's the kind of love That's the kind of love) Oh, let there be damage ensued and tabloid news And that kind of love (That's the kind of love That's the kind of love That's the kind of love That's the kind of love) That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of Ah, oh-oh-oh, ah [Chorus] That's the kind of love I've been dreaming of And that's the kind of love I've been dreaming of

Wow this is the kind of love I've been dreaming of. Thank you, Forest God.

Imagine breaking and making mortals in the span of 3 minutes and 46 seconds? Only the Forest God can relate. I hope he NEVER stops making music. The world needs it to keep spinning.

A good looking fella with genius lyrics and one of the best voices today. Protect Hozier at all cost

I love his voice so much. Also, it's pretty cool to see how everything he does, every different genre he tries out still has this special Hozier-ness. I am so excited for the new album!

He played this at Lolapalooza I almost shit myself. That was the most memorable concert I've ever seen.

Does this make u think Funky dryad cowboy...

it is nice to know that I have lived at the same time as this legend

joy is finally being blessed with more hozier music

"I'd suffer hell if you'd tell me what you'd do to me tonight"...

WOW WHAT A KING WE HAVE DECIDED TO STAN FOREVER

I have never needed an album as much as I need this one.

This song makes me want to go out there and try to find this kind of love. If I had a love like that which Hozier sings about, I'd suffer through so so many of these dinners and diatribes.

what a LOVELY SURPRISE

this guy have awesome voice

And suddenly I love Valentine's day again 😍

The kind of love I’ve been dreaming of to have on Valentine’s Day 💕

this man is incapable of releasing a bad song

Every single song is masterpiece and I hope Hozier gets awarded for all the hard work that goes into his wonderful songs 💚💚💚

All his songs have a different vibe to them. Nothing ever feels repetitive and that is true talent.

Today has really beat me down but Hozier made it so much better 😭❤

20 seconds in and already crying, new record fellas

The mad lad wrote a beautiful song about pegging I love him

Just when we all thought music had died this dude shows up like a superhero to save us all

Y'all are loyal fans to the Forest King fr 🔥 I luurr it💓

We have been BLESSED. This song is absolutely gorgeous

The only good thing to come out of valentines day

I think there are hired people to dislike things. This is the only explanation.

That's kinda song I've been dreaming of ♥♥🎉💃💟

Everything I love, at one place. Hozier, Music, Hozier, Water, Hozier, a book, Hozier. I don't need anything else!

IVE NEVER CLICKED SO FAST

Hozier: the valentine's day gift that keeps on giving

DAMN that part where he goes “let there be damage ensued” IM WHISKED AWAY

Best valentine's day gift ever!!!

This man is a gift for mortals.

I hear glimpses of Stayin' Alive in that guitar riff *and I can't unhear it* 🙉

Dinner and diatribes? Ah, you mean Thanksgiving with the family.

It's so overwhelming, what a bop

I'm so proud of the production in this album. No wonder Andrew himself is so proud. And by George, his songs hit so hard in me it's like they reach something rather primal. I love it.

That's the kind of music I've been dreaming of...

Oh my god how are all of these songs so good. THE BACKING GUITAR

Irish daddy never disappoints

*i have the biggest crush on his voice*

I don't think i could ever get bored of how beautiful his voice is.

A few times in a generation, some gifted soul makes an impact that will last for several generations. Hozier is one of those few gifted souls. Thanks maker of souls!

Hozierrrr bless us with the correct lyrics, I'm going crazy

I've been here for 5 hours now. The song just keeps building and building

i miss the choir from the beginning😭

This is what valentines day for singles should sound like.

At this point Hozier can sing a song about oatmeal and I'd listen to it, I'm five years too deep into this "hozier fever".#forestgodtilleternity

It's been about 2/3 years I've found this song, I listened to it a lot, but only now I've read the title correctly.... I've always read and refered to it as "Dinner and Diabetes" 💀

rhythms mad cool in this. feels like 3/4 but a lot of 4:3 polyrhythms in the backing instrumentals. i love when he plays w time signatures, that’s PEAK hozier, like run from the last album

just another song from the playlist of all heavens

I feel like I should dance to this at a pagan ritual

This song has been on repeat since the first time I heard it. I am so in love with his new stuff.

This man speaks to my soul. Eargasms and I find him so dreamy!!!

Is it just me or does anyone else imagine themselves holding their breath for his underwater pictures

This song actually makes me want to scream it across rooftops

Ah yes, I love D&D (diner and diatribes)

best singer songwriter in the world

Another amazing song with his intoxicating vocals. I swear it’s so hypnotic and therapeutic.