Well, it looks like it's time to eat skittles and watch Thor: The Dark World

This feels like it was written by an AI in all the right ways.

I meet a peculiar man the other day. He just stood by the sidewalk so I approached him calmly and mugged him. I used his money and bought tickets to see Thor the dark world. 10/10 would do again

"He will never be as good as Thor: the dark world" is the burn of the century.

Fun fact: drax was in thor: the dark world. But he was standing so still, we couldnt spot him

This is exactly how a vampire would behave in the modern era

The best part is that before Thor: The Dark World was cited, I didn't remember its existence.

ngl sitting on a rock doing nothing seems really good rn

Either the student is a MASTER in the mystic arts, or the “teacher” is insane Seeing as how his teacher enjoys Thor: The Dark world so much, I’m willing to bet it’s the second option

Honestly calling someone Thor: The Dark World is possibly the harshest roast you can deliver. "Hey, watch your step, pal. You don't wanna cross me." "Or what, Thor: The Dark World?" He collapses, clutching his heart. Such a roast should not be delivered lightly. An ambulance arrives, but it's too late. His eyes roll into the back of him head, as you put your hood on and walk away. Someone tries to stop you, but you mutter *"Thor: The Dark World"* under your breath. They fall to the ground behind you, dead almost instantly. You get on a bus, and head for the white house. The world shall know your name.

I was trying to figure out what animal the narrator was, went from cat to various flying insects, personifying an animal that acted around someone Since there’s no image to go with it, I guess it’s as valid an interpretation as any and I’ll keep it

Did he just try to teach a lizard person the ways of Thor: The Dark World?

I got the notification for this video while watching Thor: The Dark World and now I’m feeling paranoid. Like no joke, I feel terrified now. Thank you.

The fact that they met this man 'today' implies that all this happened in just one day. Or maybe its just that space-time continuum still remains a mistery to me.

I meet a peculiar man that other day. I approach him with outmost curiosity and said “ why are you carrying a tungsten cube?” , he gladly replied “it cured my motality and bring happiness to my life”, after hearing that I quickly walk away and leave so as the peculiar guy will have a quality time with his peculiar tungsten cube.

I too wish to be taught by the Harbinger of the Ferns and Vanquisher of the evil Not-Ferns.

i'm a bit sad that nobody's getting that this is a reference to Joel Haver

Feckin' love Joel Haver's stuff

Thank you. I’ve never had a comment of mine read by such a fancy voice.

Me too he had like some kind of mask with a smile and started singing a song about it

After watching this spectacular video, as well as the original video by Joel Haver, I realize that they both show the same story, but two different perspectives, providing a unique and satisfying experience for the watcher. Not unlike the movie Thor: the dark world

Do not ask me to elaborate but I thought that the "peculiar man" was a frog

Yoo I have one of those students too! She follows me everywhere and faces the opposite way of the sun, like a vampire. Maybe 2d shapes don’t like sunlight? She also kinda fades at night, as if she was blending into the background. I have taught my student well, and she has mastered the art of hide and seek. Although it is quite unfair playing hide and seek with your shadow.

To anyone that's really confused, this is the other perspective of Joel Haver's "I met a peculiar man today". It is recommended to watch Joel's video before or after to get the image of the man's perspective.

The crossover we didn't know we needed

Wait, is this an opposite perspectives of that Joel Harver video? This video was made to be enjoyed by a very small pool of people and i have to say, I am glad that I am on it

oh no this sounds like a villain origin story.

Fun fact: In Germany (and probably other German speaking countries) "Thor: The Dark World" was called "Thor - The Dark Kingdom"

I've seen Thor: The Dark World, but I can't remember anything from it. It has become a dark void in my mind, teasing me with profound wisdom that is just barely out of reach.

God, this is so good. One of my favorite Joel Haver sketches

“Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today I wish, I wish he'd go away...”

I've been putting off watching Thor: Dark World for 2 days now, I've seen the intro, everything is ready to go, i've simply been procrastinating I feel personaly attached.

If y’all don’t get the reference, this is an alternate perspective of “I met a most peculiar man today” by Joel Haver

lmfao i love both perspectives. Both Master and Student are as good as Thor: the dark world

I’ve been so traumatized playing Curse of Strahd. My dm uses Moonlight Sonata as Strahd’s theme so he plays it whenever he appears. I had such a violent and traumatic reaction to starting this video and hearing it that I haven’t actually continued watching and I don’t think I have it in me to do so.

Sometimes I lay awake at night, mind wracked with conflict, not unlike the character Thor from the movie Thor: the dark world

My audio broke during this. Really added to the feeling of revealing secrets no mortal man should hear

I love how this implies the entirety of the Thor: The Dark World movie is not only integral to achieving enlightenment, but also a student of the OP

If you had worn the right cape, you could've taken him to see Thor: The Dark World and maybe he could've grasped your teachings. Honestly, as the teacher, this failure is on you.

At first i was like "wow, this sounds really familiar" then i realized that this is a script from a Joel Haver's video

Feels like a Joel Haver film. The thumbnail looked like it Edit: It is! It's the POV of the peculiar man in the Joel Haver video of the same name. Brilliant

This is like someone writing a story , forgetting what he was writing about , and writing what was on his mind

Hey Joel Haver reference This is beautiful btw

There was a tall man standing in the park the other day. I started a lively conversation with him, and he even lasted through it all without as much as a smirk or a laugh. What a nice guy, I told him to meet up at the same spot next week. Now, everybody keeps telling me that he's just a statue, but I keep telling people that not taking my schizophrenia pills makes me a happier person, and whether they refuse to believe so is not my concern.

I wish that one day, I too, can be as good as Thor: The Dark World

Came here for laughs Got enlightenment instead

Damn, that was deep. With a review like that I guess I now absolutely have to watch Thor: The Dark World

The crossover I never knew I wanted.

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just realize that that was his shaow

I was thinking "wow this is exactly like that Joel Haver video" and then you mentioned Thor: The Dark World and that confirmed it haha Worlds collide!

I thought it was s statue at first, the "student"

Thor: The Dark World was the first time I didn't see a marvel movie

Wait till Joel Haver sees this

the student wanted to be better than Thor: The Dark World, hence he followed the teacher _everywhere_ , and _followed every move the teacher made_ . *_just like how the teacher observed and examined his "not so best" student_*

After spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on a Film History PhD, it can be a little difficult finding students or even a use for the degree.

I met a most peculiar man today. I was sitting on a rock, minding my own business when he approached me. He asked me if I had ever eaten skittles. I said yes. He then flapped really hard, but couldn't fly; his mom refused to buy him the cape with the right fibers. He insisted if you have titanium alloy fibers, you can fly like they did in the movie Thor: The Dark World. He perched on a rock. This is what he said: "If you perch long enough, strong enough, hard enough, you will meld into the shadows." For over an hour, we played a game. He'd run, he'd hide, I'd spot him, he'd get upset. Run, hide, spot upset. Run. Hide. Spot. Upset. Certain trees are his God. Certain plants are ferns. Others are not. This was a bad thing. It was at this point I called my family. I'd be missing dinner tonight; whatever this was, I was going to see it through. He led me into the woods. This was his sanctum. In his sanctum, the space-time continuum breaks down and doesn't solve, just like in the movie Thor: The Dark World. He then yelled at a tree. I had a feeling I wasn't supposed to see this. Then, without explanation, I was dismissed. Did I scare him? Did he scare me? Did I scare myself? In bed, I am haunted by visions. He seems alone. Terribly alone. Idling in my car, I stare at him, my foot hovering just above the gas. Always hovering, with such potential. I can't sleep. I am wrought with conflict. Not unlike the character of Thor in the movie Thor: The Dark World.

Don't mind me just boosting the algorithm.

Joel Haver truly has one of the greatest minds of our time

These longer format videos are amazing.

Every druid have to watch Thor:The dark world That's a tradition

that's deep, man. almost as deep as the story of Thor: The Dark World

I’ve watched your videos for a bit now but this one made me subscribe

This video evoked such specific emotions within me. I feel a great urge to make up a story based on this

The piano music is perfect for this tale of disappointment and betrayal but it's score will never match Thor: The Dark World's so I'm not sure why the composer even bothered.

the only thing i remember is the spinning truck and how it was actually held up by wires

I love your voice, your tone, your accent. I could sleep like a baby from listening to you.😊

This isn't just a shitpost. This is an alternate perspective of a masterpiece by the almighty Haver of Joels

Can't wait to binge every video on this channel now

This is just the script to the Joel Haver Video with exactly the same title. I love it.

As every teacher knows, and many student forget after being released from their Entrallment ‘A man’s gotta know his limitations, especially when it comes to Thor: A Dark World’

I have no clue what the fuck is going on in this short story but I love it. 10/10

I’ve always loved Moonlight Sonata, it’s one of the few classical songs I know by name, it always makes me happy when people use it :)

Finally… we’ve seen the other side of Joel Haver video and now I know who the real villain is

This was the best video I've seen today.

Why do i like this channel so much?

I once tried to teach the squirrels about the Quantum Dimension of the Breads and the Devastating Foods of Not-Breads, yet alas they did not seem to even want to learn at all as they fled from me and watched from afar. Therefore I trapped one in between my hands, clenching as we went to the cinema to watch Thor: The Dark Lord. Finally then, it would learn something good.

I can only see the Narrator as some Raven's inner monologue, and the implications it has watched 'Thor; the Dark world'

This is the perfect pairing to the Joel Haver video.

I met a most peculiar man today. He was wearing all black and bad long white hair. He was waiting for someone and it certainly wasn’t me. So I casually walked by him and then he summon *a meteor and sent it hurdling towards the earth.* I don’t know what happened after that because when I woke up the next morning, the meteor had disappeared.

Such a story in such a short amount of time. Bravo.

If everyone in the world blinked at the same moment, that would be the most amazing coincidence but nobody would ever notice because when it happened we would all have our eyes closed.

I was totally expecting it to twist into him being a lizard so, predicting it, all I could imagine him as was a lizard. And I think that made it better.

I genuinely thought this was one of those inspirational videos that had a poem and good cinematography to it. Was pleasantly surprised to see how wrong I was

I was tryna think where I’d heard this before. It’s the other perspective from the Joel Haver video of the same name. I highly recommend it

Bruuuh, i knew i recognized the thumbnail. One of my favourite Joel videos

I knew where this was going immediately and I love it

this is the best way to promote a movie

My headcannon is that the teacher is actually a pigeon

I thought your were just going to read the 'script' of Joel's video, so I really liked the twist.

Nice that the story from Joel Haver is getting told from the other POV.

Genuinely engaging short story

This is such a specific reference that it took me a while to realise what this video is about

I just got that this is a play on a Joe Haver sketch

I imagine it's just a cricket following a dude on a hike.

I once met a man in the Dark World. His name was Thor.

I have absolutely no idea what I’ve just witnessed, but it does fill me with enlightenment

I think your voice would suit perfectly with audiobook videos.:3

I kept waiting for the twist that would make it all make sense.

/my interpertation is that this is a child making friends with some dude they met in the park. Taught him how to fly in his imagination. Taught him how to play with shadows Played hide and seek with him