Ah, a man of culture I see 😏

lol

Every startup in silicon Valley

Move to california bro that’s how every ceo in the valley is

>rusty >wooden

Bossmanjack style

Lol

Relatable

​@@julianpowers5272 Pootis

The Du Pont Approach

We dont talk about the drill and skateboard here

"He made a child's wishes come true."

@@CJ-mr8dn Don't say this word! You're lucky mods are asleep.

@@1ProAssassin yesterday he met the CEO today he met Stan lee

@@CJ-mr8dn 1

Read this when he said it

@@madmanwithterriblespelling7558 same

“And then I just sleep for like 150 days”

capitalism simulator

*sigma string chord song*

The main theme is so nostalgic

Hi ZXMany!

cool to see you here

Im a day trader. Thats not even manipulation. lol Buy low sell high is the entire point.

Yeah I still watch the UKpostsr that that got me in to this

Holy shit, I had no idea, I was wondering why there were no updates for years. May he rest in peace.

@Marcelelias11 Same. Rip!

Oh, rest in peace man, you brought people a lot of joy, even if you didn't think it was much

rest in peace❤

That's really sad to hear. O7

oh the batter

I forgor moment

no no word

Wait till you see the sequel

Me too lmfaooo

It's a masterpiece tho

As with all games, presumably.

Sadly the creator passed away so his wife said there will likely never be a Stick RPG 3

@@bradleywalton970 WHAT

@@bradleywalton970 😢

Xgen studios is still up and running too, if you're looking for some good ol' Defend The Castle nostalgia

HENRYYYY

THE Σ Game

I'm not sure, but I think so as he said that stealing the car is a part of the speed run, sooo yeah

but it's fun

Pretty sure

Have u seen his other vids? Murder is the main thing

Have u seen his other vids? Murder is the main thing

Suqma grindset

Stick rpg 2 you can do that

I just discovered this game today and I found out everything mentioned in the video and a little bit more. But if I had played it as a kid I probably would have missed most of it. Kids are stupid hahaha

For real. Flash games are absolute classics.

There was a sequel of it I'm pretty sure

There was a sequel of it I'm pretty sure

it's overpriced tho

Saver310 its really good tho

@@AtomicSniper22 i played it before so yeah

@@Saver310 No way. Totally worth the money I spent for it. Absolutely addictive maxing out all those jobs.

Whereeee

thank you legend

I also used the + key on the NumPad to double-click by enabling MouseKeys in Windows, which is allowed according to the leaderboard mods.

you can actually select what tab will default to because its based on mouse position, and in some cases Space will also work so you can just rotate your wrist slightly to spam between tab and space while spam clicking

@@joannawood7352 i am absolutely enthralled by the meta of this game’s speedrunning scene

Doesnt that trick only work in browsers running flash. I think we need a new category that takes into account the death of flash

​@@TARDISES I do have a few, most of which are about barfights and selling commodities, but there's also a bit about becoming president/dictator (which isn't too important because most people just invest the max anyways), and robbing the bank/convenience store. Robbing the bank: You must have a gun and at least 10 bullets, and the clock must not be red. Attempting to rob the bank will cause a random number between 0 and your Charm stat minus 1 to be rolled. If the result is greater than 40, you rob a random amount between $0 and $499; if not, you get jailed for 5 days. Either way advances the clock to midnight. This means it is impossible to rob the bank with a Charm of less than 42, a Charm of 83 gives odds of 50%, Charm of 409 gives 90%, and max Charm of 999 has slightly less than 96% odds. There is no difference between robbing the bank and the convenience store (which amazed me - I thought as a kid that the latter was easier to rob but gave a lower payout, but no, they're exactly the same). Selling Commodities: When you board the bus, the following things take priority in order: If you have no commodities, you waste the day, but nothing else happens. If you do have commodities but no gun, you get robbed with a "no-gun" scenario. If you have commodities and a gun, but no ammo, you get robbed with a "no ammo" scenario. If you have commodities and a gun and ammo, the game rolls a random number. If this number is higher than your strength, you get robbed with a "you're weak" scenario. The number this is depends on the city you go to: Brooklyn: robbery = 100-224; Detroit: robbery = 100-249; Los Angeles: robbery = 100-249; Chicago: robbery = 100-224; Camden: robbery = 100-209; Las Vegas: robbery = 100-209; This means that you are guaranteed to be strength-robbed if your strength is less than 100. You cannot be strength-robbed in Las Vegas or Camden if your Strength is 209 or greater, in Chicago or Brooklyn if it's 224 or greater, or in Detroit or LA if it's 249 or greater. There is no difference between what the offer will be in these cities, so basically, do Camden or Las Vegas until your strength is 224, then do Chicago or Brooklyn until your strength is 249, then do Detroit and LA from then on. If you pass the roll but have no cell phone, you waste the day. If you have a cell phone, but have more than 50 bottles of beer or grams of cocaine, you get arrested, have your stash, gun and ammo confiscated, and get jailed for 5 days (but you keep your cash). Due to an oversight, the maximum in Brooklyn is 49 instead of 50. If you pass all of that, there's still a 1/9 chance you get robbed of your stash (but not your cash) anyways. Otherwise, the following happens: Either booze or coke is selected at random. Booze: "offer" is set to your charm/"_root.boozeSell". Max is 50. This offer is then randomly decreased or increased by 0-4. If this offer is now less than 5, it gets set to 5. Coke: "offer" is set to your charm/"_root.cokeSell" multiplied by 10. Max is 600. This offer is then randomly decreased or increased by 0-49. If this offer is now less than 50, it gets set to 50. BoozeSell is 6, cokeSell is 5. So you will break even on average (before the random roll) for booze if your charm is 180, and for coke if your charm is 200. You will max-out for both when your charm is 300. "quantity" is then set to the amount of whichever commodity is going to be sold. If this is 0, you can't find anyone to buy from you. This will happen if you have none of the commodity that was rolled. Finally, it rounds the offer times the quantity, and that's the offer you get. So for beer, minimum is $5 per bottle and max is $50 per bottle (or $54 if you get a lucky roll). For coke, min is $50 per gram and max is $600 per gram (or $649 if you get a lucky roll). Barfights: The barfight number in the game starts at 1, and will increase after every won barfight (I'm not sure if it increases if the freeze bug happens). The enemy starts with a variable amount of health: 5*barfight number + (random amount between 0 and 5*the barfight number - 1). So the first fight will be between 5 and 9, the 5th will be between 25 and 49, and the 100th will be between 500 and 999. You have action points - you start off with 1, and you gain another every 20 strength points to a maximum of 15 (maxed out 280 strength). Punching costs 1 action point. It deals a random amount of damage between 0 and ((Strength+10)/10)-1, but will round to 1 if it rolls 0. This means you will only deal 1 damage until you reach 20 strength, at which point 2 becomes possible, and will increase by another 1 every 10 strength. This amount is increased by 2 if you have the knife. At 990 strength with the knife, damage is 2-101. Kicking costs 2 action points. It deals a random amount of damage between 1 and (Strength/4.5). So by the time it is available at 20 strength, it will do 1-4 damage, will increase to 1-5 at 23 strength, then 1-6 at 27 strength, 1-7 at 32 strength, etc. It does 2 extra damage if you have the knife. At 999 strength, it deals between 3-224 damage. Fireball costs 3 action points. It deals a random amount of damage between 0 and (Strength/2.5)-1, but will round to 1 if it rolls 0. So by the time it is available at 40 strength, it will deal 1-15 damage, then increases to 1-16 at 43 strength, 1-17 at 45 strength, etc. At 998 strength, it deals between 1-398 damage. Energy blast costs 4 action points. It deals a random amount of damage between 0 and (Strength/1.5)-1, but will round to 1 if it rolls 0. So by the time it is available at 60 strength, it will deal 1-39 damage. This increases to 1-40 damage at 62 strength, 1-41 at 63 strength, etc. At 999 strength, it deals between 1-665 damage. When you win, you will get a random amount of money: 5*barfight number + (random amount between 0 and 5*the barfight number - 1) (the same formula as enemy's HP). So between $5 and $9 on the first fight, $25 and $49 on the fifth fight, and $500 and $999 on the 100th fight.

Did you find out where the barfighrts can soft lock the game? Happens everytime I played

@@prich0382 If you're talking about the part where the damage appears mirrored over your own head and you have to press "it froze" to continue, I did not. Unfortunately, the source code did not include the graphics (flash code refers to them as frames and movieclips, but did not include the actual graphics used for each). So I never found what causes the bug.

@@reluctantlylikingcardgames798 Really annoying that it happens, I guess best bet is to never nothing fighting

@@prich0382 When I was playing recently, the glitch only appeared about one in every 10 times. But yeah, back when I played as a kid, it was happening between 40-70% of the time, so it probably wasn't worth it.

He is the smartest man on the planet (Spent a total of 4 days at university) and he came with a skateboard (That he got by murdering someone) of course they would elect him as their new CEO!

Your phone is connected to your mind

Just algorithms. It's not listening to your conversations either. It's simply predicting things you say or think based on what you've recently done on the web. It gets deep. Once I ate a slice of moldy bread by accident. Didn't say or do anything related. Phone wasn't even in the room. 1st UKposts video 2 days later "why you shouldn't eat moldy bread".

Showed me a person I'd dreamt of not 15 minutes after I woke on yt front page. Hadn't seen person in 13 years.

I literally 100% that game, got the highest rank for all the jobs

That game is great. So much detail for a flash game

@@Ikcatcher Everything was great on that game, can't blame you I did too

@@Ikcatcher so glad I’m not the only one

There's a 2??

Damn, stick, where did you find this?

@Pete Harrison You're really not funny. Just saying. Please stop.

@@end4567 what is it? rickroll? or worse?

@@iputapipebombintoyourmailb6210 Some poorly sang song made to troll pretty much.

I just got super buff, and fought in the bar till I got bored. Lol

Isn't speezy also using Tab?

@@unisexlettuce8220 Yeah there's a yellow box showing up on the button, that's definitely the tab key. I think it's more likely that the other guy just used a macro.

@@quickdraw6893 Yeah 100% looks like a macro. External tools are not allowed in traditional any% afaik, so the WR is cheated? :D

@@snooze3100 nah man they just have a good gamer chair

Close. Tab+Space bar, plus I also enabled MouseKeys in Windows settings and used the "+" key on the NumPad to double-click, which is allowed according to the moderators of this game.

Not to mention a lot of people at the bar

@Toy ok noob

@Toy um

@Toy I play story mode?

@Toy does shark card carry to story mode

No

I already was

Don’t due

*defiantly rips bong*

F U

Same. Also tried all the drug options

hello comrade

@@antipsychotic451 Being part of the boogie club has its perks.

I used to do the infinite money glitch at the start then get everything. Didn't realise until years later that there was a complete version of the game, guess I had been playing like a demo version or whatever.

That seems interesting

A smoking teenager that contributed to global warming. He did it for the greater good

You get the skateboard for giving them a pack of smokes. Not for killing them.

@@cookiecakeeater6340 manslaughter is still pretty bad.

@@b-zar8912 I meant that you get it for the first pack. Giving them more is optional but I’m assuming is to 100% the game. Until watching this video I always assumed giving them more would just loop the text forever.

Isn't there only 2?

Stickrpg 2 is a game and they do have speedruns

@@mastoid45 Ye I know stickRPG is a game, just didnt know if there were any speedrunning categories.

Eat your cereal

Yeah, its like a bus

ubyh6

i miss this games too

That's the sequel, Stick RPG 2. The director's cut is available on steam.

Lmaooooo

With one smoke

or he couldve just glitched the bank money and gotten infinite money

@Pete Harrison why do you keep posting this link?

@@daemoh3696 it's a scam, a rickroll, or self-promotion.