yo

yessir

u rock

give me hear daddy

@@DyslexicMitochondria hi

I mean, if he is about to get smashed in the head with a club during a battle, being an accountant suddenly doesn't sound too awful.

"All I would have to do is sit, be at peace, do some numbers. Fantastic. What an ideal life"

Then he meets an assassin that secretly is an accountant, using his assassin work as a cover to do accounting.

@@Cyclopsided this is so cursed

New TV show: "Thargroth, Orc Accountant!"

Where are the comments?

@@skilledscript2725 Sometimes it’s nice to appreciate a comment in silence.

but 1 orbit for me is almost 7 orbits for a neighboring solar system!

@@nintendo_pirate just be glad you can count your orbits and don't have to deal with the ambiguity that comes with having 4 suns.

@@mannyjohnson8383 Just measure it when the 4th Sun passes, duh.

this is why you need to bash a boar bro..just bash one

@@Spoonwranglerz Trust me. The next boar I come across is getting bashed.

True tho

but hey, as your heavenly father i still love you

That's not an orc, racist.

*shudder* Gives the actors irreversible trauma.

"A New Customer" was my fav, "The Phantom Customer" was pretty meh, and "Revenge of the Customer" was downright _terrifying._

@@headrockbeats I'll give "The Phantom Customer" one thing it was the day-bu of Karen the main villain of "Revenge of the Customer"

The sequel: Karen Returns! Tagline: She still wants to speak with the Manager!

Wait until the Karen asks to speak with the manager. *shudder*

It's the role he was born to play

No that’s just regular Dax

Well yeah, it's just like you witness a truly good singer when they can sing poorly on purpose but make it sound as if they are truly putting everything they have in it and it seems believable.

Dude, there are so many layers to analyzing this...

Thats just what hes like normally lol

That audition was something else.

loll

Best of luck!

lolol

Wishing you all the best on your newfound fame!

I mean yeah

Basically an argument, yes.

Took me half a second and I cracked up. Yup. Nailed it.

how long have you been married?

That hits the bullseye a bit. Not badly, just leaves a dent so it's easier to hit next time.

The glance toward the camera after that delivery had me dying

haha, didn't even notice that the first time;D "in cha. ?" is also amazing.

He wanted to say boar.

What are you saying? I think you mean : What a.. F- Fantastic... delivery?

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear efa

@@AxxLAfriku I'm so confused right now.

​@@DaichuGinga half of their response is a song. The rest however...

@@oicmorez4129 I looked at their profile and it's... Interesting.

@@DaichuGinga No. Don't look at their profile and or channel. That is their goal all along; to bait everyone over with their braindead self-promotion. This is just one of many self-promoting _""bots"",_ you see.

Right??!! haha. I liked man at deli too. I love joel's editing too in all his videos. The amount of effort he puts in his editing is unbelievable. I tried editing my videos using his style and it was really intense. I'm still trying tho haha and my computer hates me I wish him all the success

Right? It built so much onto what 'Man at Parking Lot' created and hinted at.

@Dyslexic Mitochondria Youve got a really good channel bro. Its like a hidden gem I love your editing too.

Man at Deli was a disappointment though, it kind of ruined the suspense man that office’s ending set up

I don't know man, Man at Deli was kinda good what with the plot twist of him going for pork instead of beef but with what the other two films brought out, I do agree it was disappointing

hello

@@asianlifter nope

Make robocraft videos... Or something

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Yea he actually did this part great.

A feeling that you bottle up and stew over until the knowledge of the futility of this defeats you once again. You notice from the surrounding comments that you're not alone in this, and vaguely believe that this should result in a good feeling of camaraderie, yet for reasons you suspect you don't want to examine, it does not. Yet, again.

Its fact tho

i feel personally inconvenienced

​@@Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internetFor the mentally ill it is. Lol I tend to not dwell on shit you have no control over. 🤷

I loose it there!

it's the most human line i ever heard.

It hits way too close to home

Yeah.. pretty realistic to how relationships really are isn't it?.. Forcing yourself to stay in a relationship you haven't been happy in for years because... I dunno, why am I still here, again?

@@Jamifa007 that is much sadder than what I meant. You ok?

what game would be the equivalent of D&D of our world?

Cubicles & Corporations.

If the universe or time are infinite, or there is an infinite number of multiverses, then somewhere, sometime, this is very much happening.

The Game of Life, maybe.

"I want to roll to convince my boss to give a higher pay roll!"

Not for some.

Not for me, im doing great

Yep.

@@cosmotect good for you.

_"But this assignment is meant to take months, I've only got 2 weeks."_ You say. The boss replies immediately, with a sharp and accusative tone. _"I pay you to work, not to complain. If you won't do the work, then what's the point in paying you?"_ _"Are you going to do it, or should I bring someone else in to take your place? It makes no difference to me who I have grovelling in front of my desk every week."_ *You pause for merely a second, yet within that second, you manage to simulate 5 different ways to retort and tell your boss to shove it.* He leans deeply into his leather chair, intertwining his fingers between each other and bringing his thumbs together, reasting his wrists on his desk. He raises an eyebrow, waiting for your response. The words come slowly out of your mouth, with great difficulty. But this is it. 3 years of diligent work, without a single reward, holiday, or bonus to your salary. Your feelings have been bottled long enough. It's time he hears your thoughts... All of them, unrestrained. _"Yes, I'll do it."_

@@Zaire82 Shivers mate

@@Zaire82 He's the greatest actor the world has ever known...

I cast magic missile at the manager!

I bet he's never heard of the high elves.

"I could bash a boar..." "Okay that hit hard, man." What's life like as a boar?

To be fair, bashing a boar would probably delete about 6 months of bottled up despair.

@ko dy and feed a family for a whole month.

@@kly8105 Gotta break a bottle to fill a bottle.

@@TheNajSD Pretty chill, you're able to digest just about anything and you're one of the most feared creatures in the woods. If you manage to find a lot of food you'll be bigger than the other boars and, male or female, that means you get to fuck the sexiest other boar out there and else there's this declining scale where all but the lowest of you manage to make other little boars, you don't really have any plans for the future other than finding and/or killing shit, you're built for the climate so outside is just fine for you and then at some point you hear a rustling in the grass that's unlike a deer or a badger and then THWACK and it's light's out. You were a boar and you did your life well, it ended by some crazy upright alien.

"What part are you here for son?" "S-sir, yes, that's the part of the nervous inex-" *_gulps_* "-perienced actor in his first au-audition..." *_nods_* "... sir!" "You're hired."

_When the director casually requests what would take you 4 years of Method Acting school to achieve..._

@@matt7224 the closest equivalent experience in their world was during the process in which Morgoth was transitioning elves into the first orcs. Only, we rarely complete it to become an ‘orc’ ourselves, but when we do, it’s called “Going Postal”.

the world needs more hold

Yes!

@@matt7224 Sooooo...18 years? :P

***SPOILERS*** The part at the end when he realizes he has an essay due the next day blew me away with the built up tension. They better come out with a sequel or I’ll end up clubbing like two boars.

Doomscrolling Has Never Felt So Realistic - Kthar, Necromancer

And you can tell they really went all out with the authenticity because they had soda cans and half finished bags of chips strewn all around the room. The fly bumping against the window trying to get out was an especially astute touch.

"Me no reccomend, why little man no hunt? 1 growl out of H" -Orc & Axe Newsletter.

Oof, perhaps that description is a bit too accurate of reality.

The genre is psychological horror.

No too exciting, more like "Man at Bank 2: a cars subsidy"

@@phelomangcu11 good sequel, but not better than "Man at bank - third time's the... trick that involves no magic objects whatsoever"

Too interesting

man at bank 3 : vaccine passport edition

“You have to rip off your eyeballs, throw it into the mountain, climb for months only to find your eyeballs have been chewed by a goat” kind of desperation. ~ Nitzsche probably

That would have been a bit obvious, the whole point was the sadness is underlying.

I was expecting them (as husband and wife) to get into a big heated argument.

I feel the opposite of unsadnessn't

flaughing

Fleeghing

Yeah

@@forrest7186 god this comment hurts me

I guess they still have George Lopez in the fantasy world.

@@mostfiredup i came here to appreciate the horribly off tempo low rider

Is that really Low Rider? Because I swear I heard a song that had that slow tune.

Brilliant

Fax here's my edits of you ukposts.info/have/v-deo/aHFlbYGqZG6rpIk.html

part of this is cgi ukposts.info/have/v-deo/m4eCoqF4eGOAynk.html

That was definitely a no

I don't know his performance was a little one-note for me

if he didn't get the part he'll shoot him with his bow

Nah too exciting.

This is a 12 seasons series.

I can see Man in Crippling debt as a beginning of cinematic universe...

I've got the part. 🙂 ☹

so, man at bank.

yeah it's actually pretty good content. it's as good as improv can get at least. 10/10. very creative channel.

“14”

@@Dgero All you see is an error message, roll a d20 for intelligence

@@json7598 “12”

@@Dgero You needed to succeed a DC 25 for understanding. You know enough that this problem is too complex for mortals.

@@json7598 Damn

Joel is slowly helping all of us feel again.

Open the pod-bay doors, hal.

@@nunofoo8620 I'm afraid I can't do that Foo

"They're dead Dave, on the inside."

There's no video of him that didn't make me think wow how relatable...i wasn't aware my life is so boringly depressive 😆

Their*

would the Group Therapy be that universe equivalent of our Endgame?

Losing your mind at therapy would be ironic

@@NoNameAtAll2 correction made.

Man at therapy? The amount of suspension of disbelief that would have to happen for the audience to follow along is way too much. That movie would never get off the ground.

Haha

who?

@@PikaBolaChan an amazing person

@@PikaBolaChan superman

eat your cereal

"PEE FIGHT!"

Yeahhh... one might say he's kinda....... sus.

Cause he's Superman

@@user-tb5pq9ml8m 🔊: *hello hello this is the anti-amogus police*

I know right he's good... too good

Really? I felt it took a while to really take off.

The first 9 hours are really slow but there's a lot of detail that adds to the rewatchability factor.

If you liked that then just wait for Man At DMV

Bro they legit just hinted that it might be in production you just made me spit my coffee onto my monitor.

"Where are the rest of my gold crowns, King Bydern?"

LOL

@@ComicGladiator Just be glad that you got any, especially since none of the Senatorial right have voted for it, peasant!

It was just a cheap money grab.

"WHERE IS MY STIMMY!?" "Wow, you did your homework, didn't you?"

this is a bad comment

brutally real

same.

same.

same ( and that’s the point ).

But we exist in this "fantasy world" it's just reality.

@@zeadeltanova12 Haven't you seen the documentary called Matrix?

Reminds me of this: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/qnaIlm17fm2rtZc.html

So many people can relate to that tbh

That's just marriage

He didn't get that the evil part is just what we are thinking. We don't speak it out loud.

It's so true though lol

I’d have to disagree. That one interaction could tie up all of the Man movies. Besides, I loved Linda in “Man of Office.” I would kill a thousand orcs for her if she was my wife.

@@coryg.3139 Hell I'd clear a level 70 dungeon just to give her a +1 love interest item

The "Man at" cinematic universe

To fully understand the relationship you have to read the manga anyways.

@@Bartoc1988 Reality isn't a fantasy world. Manga doesn't exist.

Clearly this is the part you were born to play

Okay do it again but this time say it while being 5'8.

@@illcuturfuckinface And with a little more crushing sadness. Can't have enough of that, as the video showed us.

Not realistic, no childish abuse or homophobia. No suspension of disbelief in the role.

its not new but its definitely comedy edit: i shouldn't make comments while tired, typos are not fun

@@MementoTurtle It's definitely something new. Animated improv is not a thing, the classical methods of animations make it impossible to throw improv on the mix. But the way this guy creates his animations makes him able to add the awkwardness of improvisation to fantasy characters and scenarios in a unique way.

@@MementoTurtle Well, I knew.

@@elbarto8282 well rick and morty has a large portion that is improve.

@@kabhes9040 but the animation for R&M is still not improv, it is drawn by a person after the improv portion is recorded by the voice actor. But with this guy, a program translates his real, awkward movements from the camera into animation. Even the animation is improvised haha

*Soviet Russia theme plays*

wait didn't you already published "PART 3 - the Third act of my miserable existence I failed to end so I'll try to succeed in living, at least a little longer, maybe, I think - Illustrated for kids and old folks with bad vision or without glasses Edition" ?

OUR comrade, OUR

it's steady work, can't complain

Jesus loves you

Meh, I don't think he'd have liked you for the role anyway

Here's hoping they finally see your brilliance and you get to be in that new one, "Happy Man, Happy Life". Good luck friend.

🎵We'll make a film about a man that's sad and lonely And all I gotta do is act naturally🎶

Bank man 2: depression in the queue

I think the sequel is "Man switches to Credit Union"

Aw shit it's going to be so good!

Man Gets A New Overdraft Limit

The sequel is just “Man At Banks” Followed by Man at Bank3 and Man at Bank: Renovation

Lol!

“What do you mean there’s no uh, what do you mean I’ve been rejected for the loan.” Raises bow very slowly

Pills here

@@eyeconqueror1185 Louis!

Yeah seriously. If Joel just kept him as a regular, it would be a non-stop source of comedy gold, especially since they improvise everything.

Yooo

literally

Hi person

What universe. The universe?

Were is Click??

"i'm never gonna give you up!" "i'm never gonna let you down!" "i _am_ going to run around" elf moviegoer: "genius!"

We all are. We all are...

@@KathrynsWorldWildfireTracking r/im14andthisisdeep

No, I’m man at bank!

everyone is man at bank

Same

Pretty sure he didn't. You're not still waiting for them to call you back, are you?

Did you watch the video

His insecurity made it all very convincing

He almost had it.

He was so close, but he choked after he couldn't use a bow. Improvisation is key.

The idea that fantasy's fantasy is pretending to bottle up sadness is a trip.

man... what i would give to have the chance to be racist against a minotaur.....

@@AuntBibby Briefly, before the Greataxe comes down.

@@AuntBibby yeah, then that minotaur would kill you

@@thehatter9400 #notallminotaurs

Too meta

The author behind the legendary series "The Chief Executive Officer of the Rolex."

@@viking8796 "The Chief Executive Officer of the Rolex: The Secret Society"

@@viking8796 That was an amazing trilogy. Some folks think the epilogue of Return of the Chairman of the Board was overly long, but it was important to clean up all the loose ends.

@@AmandaFessler Agreed. After "The Dual Headquarters," there was just too much left up for grabs. "Return of the Chairman of the Board" was absolutely necessary to bring the story to a tidy end.

I love this comment

Nah. That's a choice. Gotta be a bit selfish.

The fuck would a boar do with a watch?

Such a classic! I heard that a remake is in the works.

@Look How They Massacred My UKposts DEFENSE

But who could forget about dusting the cupboard? It was very intense!

*cough* marvel sucks *cough*

@@EvanVonHiser I haven't seen that movie in ages. It's what the guy's license plate said, isn't it?

When I bring home groceries or carry out food, sometimes out of a sense of self-deprecating bemusement and minor accomplishment I play it up, like, 'I went hunting today!', or, 'The hunter returns with bounty!" I'm beginning to think that, not only do I only amuse myself with this gag... but also that I'm the only one in on the joke.

And coming this summer - Man at DMV, an epic tale of how one man conquered his inner demons urging him to destroy the crowded building he was in, only for something terrible to be revealed..... (twist ending - he gets to the front of the line and dun dun DUUUUUUN has the wrong forms and goes berserk)

I think your synopsis of Man at Office isn't quite right. I remember a lot of stuff about a stapler.

@@stuflames4769 you sound like a dad

I’m looking forward to “Man at Army,” the revealing story of how one man thought he would be a brave hero, only to find himself talking to other young men in a mall parking lot about how they too could be hero’s who become disappointed