I love Liechtenstein XD amazing

-1 causality is probably the best military outcome ever.

Berkeley Pickell -1 causality is actually the reason many wars are being fought in the first place ;P

I would call that a military success

@The Godless I mean, it's not like we can do anything about the substance. That's why we get our news from comedy shows. Without the laughs, it'd just be depressing that we live in a dystopia of stupidity.

Bradley Ogilvie oh that'sa good one

Bradley Ogilvie that might actually work.

I am all for it. I think Obama is all for it. Whatever we can save the deal.

But there's still "Iran" there. Just call it "the Trump Deal" and he'll fight tooth and nail to defend it.

Even better: have someone propose the exact same deal we currently have but call it the "Trump Deal" and see if he falls for it lol

Shayan how dare you concisely deconstruct a joke that cost some poor beleaguered writer fifty precious minutes to craft.

Shayan thank you very much. I needed that

You are the kind of person the world needs

yes this skateboard joke is fascinating

Is it weird that I cant talk that way, but I can perfectly understand skateboarder lingo?

BANA Nawal I came here to find out if the writer got it right...cause I know shit about boards Thank you

John seemed so angry about it, too, lmao.

Dan o brian

I am the writer. Thank you soooo much ❤

@@vineetgiri9570 where you from in India?

2ShyShy, I want the Catheter Cowboy to start invading your dreams. With a catheter.

I wish it was real, I'd subscribe for sure.

NO YOU SHUT UP!

My favorite is Helen Miren reading both the book of Peter Rabbit and the US report on torture!

I'd listen to that shit LOL

I was disappointed to find out it wasn't real, Big Money Salvia would've said fuck it and made an episode of an actual podcast just for the sake of the joke.

"The fairest deals are the ones where everyone feels screwed over."- King Zøg, Disenchantment

It's only a fair deal because Iran never had any intent of developing nukes in the first place

@@sirius1696 what, so does that mean that everyone created a fake crisis to cry over?

@@DoctorWhoKage yes

@@sirius1696 wow! 😳 I guess we got tired of waiting for the next crisis (after solving North Korea (more or less) and finishing up in the Middle East, more or less) so we created a crisis that wasn't really there. Wow. And thanks to Trump, that crisis probably became very real and it'll probably take forever to reforge the Iran Deal.

I see what you did there. Lol

Bra freaking vo!

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

BackfallGenius you forgot to pull out a pair of sunglasses

Genius

Nope. He Tells the truth.

Sounds like my ex GF tbh.

DJ trump

That's actually DJD. He should be proud of his heritage.

And, whenever he says anything else.

What kind of pizza did they have? What did it taste like?

They had the double stuffed peperoni and it tasted like peperoni just that it had two more peperonis on it like a sandwich.

@@ps3master72 asking how things taste is still a question that amazes me to this day

Can I ask you something, how do Iranians feel about Iran deal being taken out? Relief? Alienated? Annoyed? so forth.

It becomes scarier. We have a feeling that the government is going to do what Russia did in the cold war and spend all of their money on the military than on the people. The price of bread has skyrocketed and so has everything else. We are screwed. Recently the Iranian air force attacked an American Battleship in the Persian Golf. If the Government keeps going like this we might end up in war, with nothing to eat. We will literally become Syria. Some of the tax money is used to help out other countries. I personally see I lot of correlation between today's Iran and the USSR in the cold war. To sum things up, the Government isn't spending its money on the people but on the military and other countries. The people have to pay thousands of rial to buy bread and the Government will most likely start to invest all of the countries money into nuclear weapons. The military has been attacking neutral ships and it looks like we are going into imminent war.

He is right😂🤗

Satyrical Exactly. Don seems to think of this as a business deal.. How clueless can you get :/

"Donald" should be a scale, like: How stupid is this? from 0 to Donald Edit: ups sorry Donald Duck, so from a scale from 0 to Trump

Parent: How well do you think you did on your test? Me: Trump Parent: You should have studied.

Oh boy, you just made a big Trump! What are you gonna do now?

I cant remember the quote and im sure in botching it "a good compromise leaves everyone angry"

andrineslife "we" at what point did "we" do that. I don't remember

reminds of me of that photoshoot some college republicans did wearing diapers

LOL he doesn't want to grow up he's a Toys R us kid (reference to a dated ad campaign) Regardless, thumbs up.

+Literally Garbage, that's a group called Turning Points USA, they're hilariously awful.

Lol that would've been a good joke on this show.

Everything is about him.. always

Its deadly talk, lives are at the stake when he spews that garbage rhetoric STILL. LOOK WHAT HAPPENED IN IRAN... Its deplorable and just painfully ignorant in the worse way

**G O O D E S T B O I I I I*

Adrian Jutronich weird how I hear John speak it exactly with this spelling hahaha

I doubt. He doesn't have enough sexual chemistry with Ivanka.

"The husband of the president's biggest crush."

Adam Winkelmann the best boy

Exactly...because everyone made tough concessions...that's just what's needed to make such effective deals like this. It is a good one

Peace requires sacrifice.

Not really. The US has no right to dictate what another country does or doesn't do. Not one bit. The US feeling dissatisfied is a bully being annoyed but Iran dissatisfied is a reasonable party being annoyed. Learn the fucking difference.

Sooo the podcast thing doesn't exist?

@@inkedfeels I won't be surprised if it does

@@inkedfeels nope

Still looking for Jared Kushner...

@@scooprussell930 where the hell is that guy??

Yep and its a shame it did not hit better.Iran is shit but the US are at their own fault because Iran was so fucked over by them (removing a democratic government, The Sha opressing the population to a grade where they stayed in the demonstrations against him when the army shot at them.I mean how desperate do you have to be to stick to the pope to get rid of your president?And the list goes further) I mean they have every right to hate the US for their crimes.Its like the yews have a reason to hate Hitler.

Logan Rau - I am! I’ve been trying to get to the perpetrator of the problem. I believe it’s Billionaire GOP donor Sheldon Adelson, who paid $30M to Netanyahu and $20M to tRump to get him to 1) move the U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem and 2) Take us Out of the JCPOA the Iran Nuclear Deal. Sheldon Adelson has said in the past that we should “send a Nuclear bomb to Iran” and sides with Netanyahu on Israel’s bombing of Iran in May 2018. He’s a huge GOP donor that has them in his back pocket and has donated millions to GOP candidates in the past, has backed tRump after he won the nomination, paid $100M smear campaign against Obama in 2012, and after the Koch brothers horrible Citizens United was passed by the Supreme Court by a 5-4 vote in 2010 which said Corporations are People, it gave Adelson the right to donate millions to Super PAC’s to push his Zionist agenda!

@Toori Baba Iran in check😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣what a joke OMG thx for the lough. Didnt Trump say he would attack 52 targets if Iran attacks any American assets but didnt do shit🍌

duchesswannabe .... that might actually work if there is a person in the Whitehouse who still has some semblance of sense. It seems like everyone quit

The sad thing is that night actually work

But ... just remember what happened in Sweden yesterday .... you see?

MCallsen what happend?

Nothing - it was a Trump Quote ... he once hinted at that "Sweden incident" and noone in Sweden knew what he was talking about. He needed an example for terrorism, but had to make one up on the fly.

what so you say about the "right to dress for women" ? #whereisshe . you can never keep state and people separate. it is because of your taxes ,your supreme leader is able to say anything. #dumbIrandeal .

junnu ravi kumar we have so many stupid laws like the way women must dress, compulsory hijab, not allowing women to enter stadiums.. and the list goes on and on.. I understand your point and I’m agreed. What I said is more of a desire. Trust me, we do not want to be compared with our gov. We respect every country’s flag, we don’t burn it. What everyone sees is gov people doing it and showing to the World. I always feel ashamed watching these behaviors. I’m sorry to all American fellows. I’m sure good days are yet to come.

junnu ravi kumar Bro if you are indian you have bigger issues to take care in your own country #where'smybeef

Be nazar-e man, Iraanian mehrbaan, mehmaan tavaaz, va dustaane hastand :)

As an Indian, I agree. Also, our countries have had good relations; there's no need to point at external problems when we have our own issues to contend with in-state.

Yep... kinda saw it coming

voldo3739 help

Doom Hunter 🙈🙈🙈🙈

WWIII

@Toori Baba you are stoops.

He's fine isn't he? A true man need not follow anything besides his own rules and morals.

DeshaunIsAmazing To be fair, Trump's at that age where he doesn't give any real shit about his eyesight...

Yep . Tis a sorry state of affairs '

DeshaunIsAmazing im currently stockpiling memes as a form of currency when he fucks the world over

zion punzalan ACTUAL GOALS!!! Haha

This

DavidVT23 he had a flash of brains for 3 seconds

I was looking for this comment

This should have been a material for Really? With Seth and Amy

Exactly my thoughts :D That fuck was one of the key figures of Brexit and then didn't even have the guts to govern the mess he helped to create :D

Yes there's only one way that road leads. Not to Tony Hawk but nuclear devastation.

"Thanks for visiting Catheter Cowboy. You can leave now. The door's right there." "What door?"

I always think of Daniel O'Brien as well. Loved Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder.

The only reason Muslims have sway over Saudi Arabia today is because we overthrew their moderate, democratic government in the 80s. Every time we interfere in such a huge way, we create a power vacuum that gets filled in less than optimal ways.

Rick 'The Greatest Poster' Ever you are so ignorant and stupid that it’s actually impressive. Please don’t ever set foot in a government building ever again. At least think before you do so

Don't worry, THIS time the regime change totally won't result in another ISIS. Again.

Dude it feels like donal trump wrote that shit himself

Do the democrats have a brain, more research it needed.

same dude same but johnny never disappoints :')

catheter cowboy keeps on giving

Wait are both commercials done by the same actors?

Catheter Cowboy was awesome.

Uriah Siner Same here. I got incredibly excited when I saw him.

By now, it seems that any statement Trump ends with any words should absolutely not be believed.

@@Stella-vj6sx any statement he ends with silence is also pretty suspect.

Any that start with silence are also fairly suspect

Just rewatched this episode. Are we celebrating in the streets of Iran? Nope. Do we have a better agreement in place? Nuh uh. Have we heard a single goddamn bit of a plan, or even heard Twump say the word 'Iran' since he tore up the deal. Of course not! I'd call him a knuckle-dragging Neanderthal, but that would be an insult to our ancestors.

Honestly if he said "grass is green" I'd have to fact check, then make sure I'm not red-green colourblind, and even then I'd have some doubts.

Shadow Heart Fuck HBO and John Oliver. British twat apologist for Iran speaking for Americans.. wtf?!!

Joe Blow its a RUSSIAN!!! What’s up Joe? How’s Vladimir?

Angry Matt so I guess YOU can tell me how Vladimir is?

Angry Matt 🇷🇺 🌈🇺🇸🖕🏽

Not sure he was apologizing for Iran, it looked like he was just laying out the facts of the case, something you wont get from Trump and Fox news...if you are a Trump supporter I imagine facts aren't a high priority for you so a piece like this would seem like witchcraft

Uhm... the UK will do well with its commonwealth, also the EU will bend over for the UK so Denmark and Ireland don't follow.

So you are saying the uk isnt losing money hand over fist... do you even follow the news...

@@siamsurf I have not seen any indication that Ireland and Denmark want to leave the EU, I remember how the Irish mock Nigel farage for trying to convince them to do so

UK does not have commonwealth. its dead. And Ireland and Denmark have no intention of follwing. If anything, Italy is the closest.

Brexit lolz

Yeah, they're still funny but they get sadder as more time goes on and the issue remains unresolved.

Well said, thank you!

Peace!

RAMTIN Go to Facebook.

Yes, one Blood - One War - Nothing left. Globalist Egalitarianism with delusions of being a mixed up one planet mud race sounds pretty kewl. Yeah I like the idea of erasing all cultures and history and stuff, I mean it's been happening to White people so why not everyone?

peace to you too, my friend

Something Clever Well now I will!

DatUhu Way to be a hero. We are all very proud of you

Something Clever Wanna bet?

Who did ?

luke schempf no

World War 3 mother FUCKEEERS

This will be a shitshow... thanks trump

@@voldo3739 Let's just give Trump to Iran. Two birds one stone.

AnonymousHacker101 Do not get ur hopes high,, iran is weaker than attempting such a step ,, they r struggling inside economically and their regional allies are not in a better place ,, the empty threats from those fucker worth zero =0

Television ‘Comedy News’ Comedians. Not the Heroes we deserve, but the ones who arose anyway.

Lol, wait til you get to the history of latin america. Itll really make you think

Fiaura The Tank Girl agreed why do i find you in the wierdest places

Joseph Simko yes please!

the few seconds of it were pretty damn accurate

Plz tell me your being sarcastic? Or this is some god tier meta irony?? Just plz woosh me, I can’t

And considering he's been exposed for wearing adult diapers

Sixth Jayhawk I saw that too. Like he had a seat and a plate of food. Why was he on his lap?

I was hoping someone pointed that out

Sixth Jayhawk Conservatives do that. They have a creepy fixation on children.

It's also weird cause in this country we dont have time to put our kids in our laps.

Wow why is that bad? Man you guys treat any parental affection as pedophilia, its stupid. When my dad came back from work, he always spent time with me, and yes that involved him keeping me on his lap, or hugging me, or joke wrestling with me. Please dont equate parental love to a sexual one.

We should literally do this, this is a good idea that might literally save our lives. It's like, nobody has even thought to take advantage of Trump's stupidity and ignorance to get what we want. All you have to do is stoke his ego and tell him this plan is something Obama wouldn't or couldn't do. He'll do it immediately.

Kellosian you found the solution you should try getting this top comment

Oh my God you brilliant intelligent human being! Really it took one random person on UKposts to come up with something better than anything the Democrats have come up with.

Eduardo Quintero While you're being sarcastic, he has a point there!!

vahidmirkhani I'm actually not being sarcastic. Both sides haven't found a way to get Trump to sign something and I'm surprised no one has thought of it.

AwesomeAsim too bad he is so biased that I can't take him seriously anymore

RSVDCN would you elaborate please?

RSVDCN means that since facts have a bias towards John Oliver's message as opposed to their own message, they refuse to take him seriously to spite reality...

@@CollinMcLean Conservatives not only lie to others, they lie to themselves.

@@CollinMcLean denying that an apartheid state should be called the Zionist regime is being unbiased? lmfao moron

Kevin Beteta That _is_ a fun fact! Thank you.

The more you know!

Not if I pump 2 shots quickly down it's throat

Not even on a empty stomach? :o

Inject alcohol in it's blood and it's drunk... for a very short amount of time. Until it dies from alcohol poisoing, but it was drunk. Not for long, but it was.

omgerd...

BOOOOOO

You should hate America, my man. And if not flat out hate, you should really hold it against Americans from taking away your democracy back in the 50's. John went over that history too briefly that you may have missed it if you blinked. Right now, the half of the US that want nothing more than you, and I mean you as in the population of Iran not just the corrupt regime, to become the next Iraq. I repeat, HALF THE COUNTRY WANTS YOU DEAD OR SUFFERING! And it's the half currently in power. You're probably young, and I support your decision to not follow the example of your bitter and conservative elders. However, some basic principles must last through generations, the important one here is that America has to answer for ruining your chances as a progressive+democratic country, turning you into the theocracy that you are today. AND THEY THINK IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR IT! Peace, my brother.

i mean, Finland doesn't exist, but we have evidence of your country existing...

Maybe we should forgive each other. Iran is a tough situation. Not the people's fault tho.

Man if US, especially Trump's US had any logic or a real concern for people of the world, they wouldn't be fighting 8 wars and killing innocent people with drones. This is pirate imperialism - all the evils of imperialism with a pirate code. US had only destroyed the world, toppled democracies and instated dictators. They never bother to understand or get to know the situation on the ground anywhere. They just form prejudices about places in their heads and are convinced they know more than people who actually live there because they have internet and live in the "greatest" country of the earth. They hung Saddam for the chemical weapons they themselves supplied. The CIA carries out chemical attacks ( allegedly) to keep the wars going so that their war machine can keep churning out money. US foreign policy is sick and US intervention has been and still is the biggest threat to world peace. And then the Us govt pretends to be the LEader of the free world. Not a single word in that sentence makes sense and not a single one is true.

Thank you, babakht, for clarifying!

Choked the whole baby?

Fernando Oliveira so I'm curious, what was the 1st thing to screw up?

Did you watch the clip above? In any case Iran had the Shah imposed as its leader by the US and Great Britain rather than its democratically elected prime minister. This lead to hatred of the regime and the '79 Revolution.

well it was modern democracy before until the us fucked it up bcs of oil

dude8746 I understand that part, but he stated it wasn't the first thing that screwed up in the first place.

I mean... It worked so well in Afghanistan and Iraq... Oh, wait!

parham rahmani این در اصل برمیگرده به تغییر نام لاتین "پرشیا" که در فرهنگ غرب بسیار جا افتاده و پر معنی بود، با نام بومی و هر چند درست: "ایران" دقیقا مثل مصر و اجیپت!

Don't forget he is British and knows about all the atrocities they had a hand in. Americans are generally indifferent to our countries crimes.

Iran's government is a sham and their leaders are delusional, not like Trump delusional or American democracy sham, but still pretty awful.

Drake Depew totally agree with you

Lion King آره.. ولی خیلیا همون ایران رو آیرَن تلفظ میکنن که انصافا دیگه مسخرس

And the Rothschilds.

Shows how horrible people are. Clearly you're not familiar with hatred, lack of social acceptance and (probably) intelligence :P

Maybe I was complaining about Trump being an awful president, or maybe I was disappointed with this times and with the fact that even if Trump studies something in detail, people would laugh at him just because they think is not that smart. Who knows? The only thing I'm sure of is that some youtube users like to think they smarter, assume stuff they're not certain of, and their comments show lack of social acceptance and (probably) intelligence ;-)

fleetlordavtar Why are you even here watching a 3 weeks old video then? I find him funny :D

FenrirWarrior I hope spanky has watched this. He will have learned things he didn't know about Iran..... like everything.

But Lincy, who closely tracks the U.S. counterproliferation effort against Iran, said that by letting so many men off the hook, and for such a wide range of offenses, Washington has effectively given its blessing to Iran’s continuing defiance of international laws.

In heaven, you don't cath.

Poro Puri well, at least he went out with a bang...

Alex Aliona praise be praise be

If you cath......

He still doesn't like pain when he has to cath.

PRAISE BE!

blessed is our lord and father of her holy of perpetual exemption

americas cashing out all its bad karma

Well. it was, in his own words, a "ludicrously short history" of US-Iran relations.

Does everyone here forget that it was the UK who convinced the US to do that? it isn't like the US just said one day "I am gonna start a coup in Iran!" The UK had stock in Iran and when they lost that stock, lied to the US and said Iran was supporting the Soviets. In 1953, communism was a very touchy subject.

First off Mossadegh was NOT democratically elected. Like the constitution required he was named by the Shah. Mossadegh however tried to topple the constitutional head of state and usurped powers (including Commander in Chief) and shut down the press. The Iranian constitution was modelled on the English: The King (in this case the Shah) in Parliament. That is, the King convenes the Parliament, appoints the Prime Minister submitted to him by the majority of the Parliament and calls new elections when there is no confidence in Parliamentary leadership. In 1953 he dissolved the Parliament to prevent them from passing a no-confidence resolution that would have ended his prime minister ship and led to a general election in which his party was almost certain to lose. On Oil the US and the Shah weren’t unfavourable to Mossadegh. They all wanted the British stranglehold to be broken. The result was not good at all for the British (who under PM Razmara would reluctantly make a 50/50 revenue deal)... the result was a Consortium of Oil companies producing the Oil for the new National Iranian Oil Company. The winners of this were Iran and the US. The Brits were relegated to the backseat.Mossadegh was driving the Iranian economy towards the abyss and allied with the Tudeh Communist Party. The US never interfered with Iran, but were invited by Iran in 1941, 42, 43, 46 and after specifically to reform their finances and military. This was widely popular in Iran, which back then was not at autocratic, but a constitutional monarchy. Even Mossadegh turned towards the US for military and financial help. America didn’t force themselves upon them. Mossadegh, as said, was illegally USURPING power. He dismissed the Parliament, made himself head of state, closed down the press etc. The United States were pursuing its Cold War interests, helped the constitutional Iranian government(who requested American help) and forced practically out the British. The British lost their status after 1953. The AIOC became BP. The Iranian Oil was produced in certain areas by a Consortium of US, Dutch, French and also (much diminished) British Petroleum. Meanwhile the Iranian NIOC was starting to develop other fields or contracting to other national oil companies. Iranian revenues soared. 1973 Iranian oil was effectively in Iranian hands and the soaring oil prices made Iran immensely wealthy. Iran was even developing oil for other countries and took over the British role of "Guardian of the Persian Gulf". The Brits were the biggest losers of 1953, right after the Soviets. And Really? The destabilization of that region is all down to the coup? So all those Arab-Israeli wars would never have happened? The intifadas would never have happened? Saddam would never have gassed the Kurds? The civil war in Algeria would never have happened? The Soviets would never have invaded Afghanistan?

@Rod13 Because Hezbollah is terrorist. So is Hamas. You talk nonsense.

Right? Looks real durable

Wharton school of business, right here!

They dont teach at Trump university, what do you think that place is? A real University?

@@Doom8810 very good, now stand next to the cardboard cutout and smile

This is why he has struggled to come to terms with his bankruptcies.

@@CreamBootlegs By that logic, you should burn all your money. 0 is the largest value of money you can have, right?

That has certainly been the case since Obama's terms in office. I dunno what it is about him that got their panties in such a bunch, but they've gone from the party of 'let's put more money and power in the hands of corporations' to that + piss on everything everywhere that anyone but them has done, regardless of its merit. It's just gotten so much more extreme and vitriolic in the last 10 years. Not that the democrats are that much better, they're clinging to the fading memory of a legacy whose like they'll never approach again, hung up on old ideas and desperately afraid of innovation, and with the advent of Neoliberalism are largely indistinguishable from Republicans in policy.

Steve Pittman No party is perfect but you kinda have to agree that Democrats are far better than Republicans in making America better. Republicans have a scandal after a scandal and they constantly lie, thats why people still have support in them, they fucking lie.

They mostly seem to have saner ideas (because most anything is saner than 'I know, let's give corporations all the power!'), but by and large they lack the political will or ability to enact them in anything but the most hamstrung, half-assed way. Meanwhile the Republicans keep gaining control (because that's what happens when you let corporate money into politics; the people interested in giving the corporations more money and power tend to get the most support). I know it swings back and forth, but this rightward swing has been particularly bad, and neoliberal democrats are just making it worse with their half-assed Republicanism when they're in control.

@@stevepittman3770 The parties work together to give the rich and corporations all the power. The Democrats aren't failing to stop the crazies. They're working to enable them. The Republican party's job is to indoctrinate the dumb with worship of the wealthy, and to keep a coalition with those already indoctrinated with some other bullshit, like white supremacy or fundamentalist religion. The Democratic Party's job is to gather and squander the political will and energy of the rest of us so we don't stop the dumbasses from voting to give the rich and corporations all the money, which Is power. The Dems are paid to lose, and to not get anything that their voters want accomplished when they win. It's the illusion of choice.

@@trentrubenacker9718 Yes, it's an illusion of choice, but not for the theoretical reasons you're thinking of. I hypothesize that it's the Rothschilds who work with Politicians to give them--and their friends the upper hand. The Rothschilds want someone who's gullible enough to do what they tell them to do in the Oval Office and right now, Donald Trump seems like the best choice for them. Send a text to Russia to interfere with the 2016 election to make 100% sure that Trump'll win, and the perpetual cycle of corporate evil continues. Same for all other Western Democracies and Israel.

Atrocious Nightmare interesting video

Reaper main

I'd greatly appreciate it if some fellow John Oliver fans & concerned citizens who like 90s classics would check out my acoustic piano & vocal covers of BITTERSWEET SYMPHONY by the Verve and IF GOD WAS ONE OF US by Joan Osborne on my channel. Live acoustic with no autotune. Thanks and peace out.

Producing political... comedy? as propaganda? That's what he's doing good? Well, at least it's funny.

Thentacle propa...ganda.... you think fact based satire is propaganda? we’ve fallen so far from grace smh

He Bolted

He's from house Bolton, so it makes sense that he's a conniving coward.

you all made me laugh so hard. Thanks :-D

I like how the most vocal Hawkish politicians avoid drafts. If you like war so much, get in there!

I loved that "eh" response of the crowd at 18:09. I don't think anyone is really into an Iran war.

The US also lost a nuclear bomb - twice! - and accidentally dropped one from a plane in their own country. Watch Jon Oliver’s piece on nuclear weapons and be amazed and horrified.

@@OlafPijl Also dropped 4 over Spain, all of them completely assembled and ready to be detonated. The primer charge that initiates the nuclear reaction even exploded but not in the right way for that to happen, since it needs very specific timing. Hundreds of thousands of hectares of soil were contaminated with the spread of nuclear material.

Joseph Charles We can only hope for the best. Besides,the rest of the world doesnt share Trump's view

I know you are scared so please just try to calm down. What did that bad republican do, gosh it's scary and I need to jump up and down.

+Baker 2 Rogers Well he just ended a political deal that was deterring global nuclear war, so I'd say that's something worth being upset about.

I'm Very Angry It's Not Butter!! the Iran Deal made nuclear war inevitable

they were supposed to dismantle the centrifuges that are ready now

He could take an angry shit on the constitution and his supporters will claim it was a 3d chess move.

Well, if he actually start a war, his supporters will say ‘YEAH! TRUMP IS NO PUSSY LIKE THAT OBAMA!’

Didn't Alex Jones had his "fuck Trump" moment for when Trump decided to not pull out of Syria? Honestly though, they will explain it pretty simple: Trump is starting a "good" war because he is a republican, while Hillary would have started a "bad" war because democrat. This is the fking reason they blamed Obama for a war Bush Jr. started. This is why Trumps approval raitng went up when he bombed Syria a few days ago, even though the fucktard in chief warned them over Twitter so the attack did virtually no damage. The rightwingers love war and violence, then just pretend to hate it, when it is about democrats.

only half bad 333 simply put he is a war hawk f#@%

My dad is a huge conservative and his explanation is that the deal is just giving them resources while they build bombs and the solution is to is basically hold them at gun point while having sanctions and daring them to build a bomb

*of, but yes, I do agree with you. His father would not stand for him wearing such muggle clothes.

Israel isn't actively threatening to destroy an entire country

@@itamarmoalem748 the "death to America" is meant for the american government, an imperialistic terrorist state that openly calls for war with any country that doesnt serve their interests and that is directly responsible for the destruction of entire nations. It deserves worse than death

@@itamarmoalem748 and if calling for the destruction of nations is your strongest criteria for a country to not posess nukes, then i have lot to tell you about israel jew.

Ton pire cauchemar Oui, c'est mon put a cauchemar

That's an insult to Cheetos *munches Cheetos*

xD

Under his presidency the US has acted like a baby, so he wasn't lying.

K-A-R- * nuked *

@Matteo Ds I know lol

A cringe-worthy commercial.

"It is urgent i speak to tracer tong"

John Oliver and technoblade.

Buddy I have some bad news...

شتر در خواب بیند پنبه دانه

@@RJ-ch3pd Sorry, used Google translator and it only came something as "The camel sees cotton seeds", which I don't know what it means. Is a tradicional iranian proverb? If you have problems with English, I also know Spanish, Portuguese and Italian. But sorry, I don't have any knowledge of Farsi.

@@alberum8442 He used proverb to answer you :) He told you the cat dreams of mice :)

i hate MEK i hear story from my family what they did to Iranian people i think i read somewhere more then 12,000 killed

@@alberum8442 This is how Iranians respond. They attack with philosophy and poetry.

That bit was hilarious!

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How do you feel about Zionsim though

Dariush Ashkani I agree completely. The liberal forces within Iran are getting to the point where they can say, "Look, we got sanctions removed when the hardliners couldn't and without a war, to boot!" Don't undermine them.

...that nutjob in chief wants to keep iran's oil...said so in video tape in international news to boot

Iran doesn't need reform.

@@roguishpaladin and you were wrong. Also liberals and hardliners aren't enemies in Iran. Just disagreements.

Sounds better than Pizza HUTT

They're stealing our IP! Get "em, Donny!

I'll eat my hat to that

Has the same hat as the RedHat software company.

You mean Pizza Mal?

MrGear didn’t expect to see you here

I thought this was a fake mrgear for a second

+MrGear It's "Fear The Beard", not "Fear the Stache"!

SOAP MURDERER!

I cannot trust any Man who does NOT have any facial hair.