Frank Newberry yep sure is

He uses that joke a lot actually when he does audience/random people off the street roasts.

@Frank Newberry that's actually a George Carlin joke from the 80s. I wonder if Dave was called out for ripping it off or if it was just a borrowed joke. Little ones like that slip through sometimes.

Truly was

@@renewatcher7387 a shawshank redemption.

It is!!!

LMAO yes

No it’s Ramma from No Hypothesis

Bahahahaha I’m dying

Yes! Yes it is!

He looks like a turtle that lost it's shell

Jeff Ross' head is so weird. It looks like they put a bald cap on a bald guy. It looks like he was in a makeup chair backstage being fitted for a wig when he heard his name called. Is Speedo making skin tone swim caps for daily wear now? He looks like a guinea pig with advanced alopecia.

He has cancer. Might still, not sure

Penis head

People got used to seeing him bald so he might wear the cap to keeps up appearances

Yep

What's yes theory?

@@girardwhiting2086 a youtube channel

@@girardwhiting2086 u should check it out their pretty osm and do all these stuff to seek discomfort and being socially active The channels name is YesTheory btw

Jeff B then why can you make thousands and thousands of dollars of it? Of course you can make it a career dude

Haha as he gives them each a high five

@hrishith menon meaning that on a scale of attractivness from 1 to 10, each girl is a 5. But both of them together makes a 10. Very funny until I need to explain it lmao

@@theprinceofeverything1975 tnx a lot for the explanation 👍👍😁😁

@@gray-fox6789 of course!

It is his very old joke when he asks people to come up on the stage. At least 10 years old...still works though

You've got pie on your shirt.... Omg it was so easy!

🤣

he didn't recognize it, obviously

Easy: "Do you have a girlfriend?"

I think he did alright with the Tim Horton and adoption joke

Of course! No hard feelings. Jeff knows he is not the most attractive guy either. That's what makes it so fun, self-deprecating and mocking himself.

i met him in a piano bar in texas. i was the only guy to approach him and he was pretty cool.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Was thinking the same thing

"It" lmaooo

Lol "he" not it, what are you trying to prove here

yeah, he sometime looks like he still has some drag makeup on

Pennywise..lol

Jaco Falcon This was in 2015, before Yestheory was really even a thing.

what's his channel?

Humble? 😂😂😂

@@jvm-tv yes theory

@@Ark-nova1 🤪😂

Lmfao

im DEAD

Luis Monge yes

No, I had my eyes closed during the whole video! Thanks for pointing it out

@@llabtoof91 Damn chill

is that melissa joan hart?

No one cares

As far as I'm concern, he's not wrong.

It just makes me upset because he reused that joke

Actually no

@@nevoperez3954 She's charismatic. I find her cute. She also probably doesn't like neck beards who are fans of anime.

He missed out on a burn😶 Hello generic, hastily sketched girl from every anime jrpg ever made.

She’s a confident woman.

uhh no Yeah, the flip flops really elevate her to the next level

If it's a NPH-reference: yes.

Its actually LEGEN wait for it DARY

brilliant?

Yiğit Ali Tepe shame

One Jewish tradition: always oppose, always in minority.

PS. There's a movie made in late 90's, early 2k, based on a true story about a guy who really was both at the same time. He had this neo nazi gang which he was the leader of - they didn't know he was a Jew. (It was in NY or London, don't remember.) He harrassed Jewish people on buses, they vandalized Jewish property. It was this kind of punk behaviour at first, small time hooliganism, which later escalated. Once they broke into a synagogue on his initiative. He had to coax the others in rage before they started to break the place in pieces. But then somebody threw the Tora scroll on the floor, and started to dance on it in his army boots. Then this ring leader interrupted, and was on his knees on the floor, rocking back and forth holding the script in his lap like a wounded friend, caressing it occasionally. Then they left. He planted a bomb in the synagogue in the end. But little before it was going to go off, he stepped in the middle and told he had put there a bomb, and that everybody would need to leave. Guess it couldn't be stopped. He stayed in the room until all others were out. He went with the bomb, nobody else was hurt. Don't know if he could've made it out himself too (don't remember) - guess he partly wanted to punish himself, end the mayhem and ambivalence he was living in. Talk about fighting your inner demons.

Yiğit Ali Tepe he reminds me of watto

@@fredriksvard2603 This is best one yet. But it could be, Watto was made after Jeff?

the end of your sentence is actually an ellipsis

and he'll still be better than Jesse

@@davidmsirois nah

@Oscar Slute yah... if you don't get it... find a smart friend to explain it to you

He'd roast superman to death

That's what I was coming down to the comments to say!!!!

Nor did I! Please explain.

How i met your Mother...Barney said it all the time..it was the actor from Doogie Howser.

Nah he delivered it poorly tbh

Jokes from “How I Met Your Mother” should always be ignored.

@@carcerate lol I wouldn't have known

@@luismonge2310 Yes, and since she is North America now, probably also sleeping with her mother or horny step brother.

Einsamness oo{}oo her feet look delicious too

@@einsamnessoooo1669 destruction 💯🤣🤣

@luke wilson ?

@@luismonge2310 bro you're a fucking logic fan you shouldn't be making fun of anyone u lowlife

Yeah he uses the "to catch a predator" and "two fives make a ten" every time he does this act

He did it on the spot. It's like a magic trick. pretty cool so see it

Hes lost his touch. Lost to Blake Griffin too

Ur weight has nothing to do w his talent

He looks like Kevin Anderson

should have said 14 years, like a 9/11 joke. This was filmed in 2015

Or, since they caught me with the bomb.

amar or omar

@@ctynwbraygalm ammar

First Run no you couldn't

Make your own show then, who's stopping you

yes I could

Big Papa Parker your mother.

It's Canada