Jeff Ross Roasts Kimmel Staffers

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Jeff Ross has a gift - and that gift is making fun of people. He’s devoted his life to this, so we challenged Jeff to go around our office to roast unsuspecting staff members while they were at their desks.
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@PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD 7 років тому

"Is this the window you jump out of when ratings come in?" Lol typical Jeff Ross savage

@805fillmore 4 роки тому

My favorite line

@VonGOMD Рік тому

@@805fillmore oh look...tonight monolog 😂

@Darkest_Soul_187 7 років тому

''Looks like Trump built the wall just around you'' , ''Did you get dishonorable discharge from salvation army?'' LOL

@Pickwow 7 років тому

Tupacs cousin chicken pac 😂😂😂😂 had me dying

@lockbert99 7 років тому

Really. Look like it was originally designed as a closet.

@BenDover_Jr 7 років тому

For a Mexican that was just a parking lot security guard, that is a nice office. I'd take a bathroom as an office if I were making the cash he is.

@joshuabangs88 7 років тому

they were my favorites too

@joshuabangs88 7 років тому

they were my favorites too

@MrAtaguas 7 років тому

"Amy Wineshouse if she went to rehab..." lol spot on!

@kornmaze 5 років тому

More like she should have been casted for "Jersey Shore".

@batmanistheman567 7 років тому

I hate how they blur the middle finger like we don't know what it is

@Vendrix86 7 років тому

it's on abc, kinda have to.

@fcemonster 7 років тому

Batman Is the man should check out how Indonesian TV censors boobs

@TitaniumGIJOE 7 років тому

Its for the people that dont know what it is.. Not for people who know what it is, you pretentious f*ck. (see how I blurred the middle finger there?)

@tobeyshaw6251 7 років тому

Batman Is the man 61

@MichaelJohnson-bi6jp 6 років тому

PLOT TWIST! It's actually a big ol' cock

@madisonashleyyy 7 років тому

"Is this the window you jump out of when the ratings come in" "oh look your monologue" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😂

@folarinosibodu Рік тому

That was a good one.

@edgar211188 7 років тому

I'd like to see Jeff Ross roasting Jordan Schlansky from Conan, that'd be hilarious lol

@antoniomontana6061 4 роки тому

Def Yeah - although Jordan tolerates Conan crushing his fake Paisan ass - without flinching- so he could handle Jeff too

@YashRamisetty 7 років тому

Wow the size of the office they gave Guillermo is pretty damn disrespectful imo. It's like a janitors closet.

@michellet8793 7 років тому

It's not his real office

@luvyou-baby 7 років тому

+Michelle T how do you know its not

@siile1432 7 років тому

+luvyou baby you are kidding right? It's obvious if you have any common sense, that's it. That's just where he goes to be by himself and relax, there is just no way this is an office.

@michellet8793 7 років тому

+luvyou baby Because the office they showed is sarcastically small

@supersamurai107 7 років тому

that's not his real office, he shares it with Jimmy. He's Jimmy's co host. Jimmy also have to share it with a few other writers. Jimmy doesn't get his own office lol!

@claudial3875 7 років тому

"how do you know he's Jewish?" "I looked at him" I almost spit out my drink!

@dummydummy4991 Рік тому

I looked down*

@calhobbes862 7 років тому

Hope that really wasn't Guillermo's office.

@JeffM375 7 років тому

that was uncle franks office but was given to guillermo

@MACabral3 7 років тому

it wasn't

@oscartovar5756 7 років тому

Office?lol it looked like a closet

@oscartovar5756 7 років тому

Greg Gammago I'm sure he can afford any size office he wants here in the US.

@panchito1993eljc 7 років тому

agree brother

@bptnmrphy3991 7 років тому

"amy winehouse if she went to rehab" was a compliment

@Revelian1982 6 років тому

Jeff Ross is so quick-thinking. He's precious, guys. We're lucky to have him.

@shravp769 7 років тому

Guillermo lives in the 'room under the attic' like harry potter

@chrismhp 7 років тому

"Steven Seagal if he let himself go." So...Steven Seagal?

@SunlightGwyn Місяць тому

The joke is Steven already let himself go so the guy he was roasting REALLY let himself go.

@NingoClarke 7 років тому

it's like Trump build a wall around just u. I'm dead lol hahahaha

@desjardiniii5795 5 років тому

Only he’s keeping the Mexicans in. 😅😂🤣

@JBF086 7 років тому

Wow, thats a quick mind!!!

@Candyroxnrulz 7 років тому

Kimmel's staffers are cool but Conan's are better

@msh3mmkn 7 років тому

yes way batter

@Emma-zv1jr 7 років тому

For sure! Jordan's the best and Sonia's really funny too! And when Conan busted Jordan arriving late at work, that was the funniest thing lmao

@user-mp6od3vd7e 7 років тому

and Conan roasts his own staff

@bptnmrphy3991 7 років тому

sona is my woman crush everyday

@itsjeron164 7 років тому

#teamcoco

@2taggs2 7 років тому

Poor Guillermo. They have him in a closet. There is literally an air duct 1 foot above his head. I'm not saying give him a huge fancy office - but, come on.

@comphysync9084 7 років тому

is his house

@niates777 7 років тому

I'm pretty sure it's a joke.....

@2taggs2 7 років тому

I don't think it is. If it was, they would have put a little more emphasis on it.

@faridrottigni 7 років тому

+Nick Jasper its a joke, a funny racist joke

@JoeChalk 7 років тому

Clearly just a joke...

@syd16packchicken 7 років тому

The body guard dude in the beginning looked like Kobe Bryant lol

@gabz_tee_vee2135 6 років тому

syd16packchicken no, tupac

@Zion332 6 років тому

Kobe and Tupac look alike

@cool1justin928 6 років тому

syd16packchicken not even close

@AcharyaNarayan59 6 років тому

kobe and tupac mixed

@vanguard4065 6 років тому

why cause he's black??

@stillakilla 7 років тому

No way thats Guillermo's office. You have your most important staffer living like Harry Potter in the Dudley's home. Pinches mamadas.

@michaelyo874 7 років тому

he is not most important dafuk, what kind of work you think he does off set? Nothing, he dont write jokes, makes jokes, he just waits for them to tell him what to do.

@honeydew1 7 років тому

+Michael Yo he does do remote video stuff them like award ceremonies or that nba media day vid

@JustinP 7 років тому

hes not a big asset to the show

@yudela1 7 років тому

It was just a joke for the roast. His real office is much bigger.

@Jaxonhawk623 7 років тому

Jeff how do you know if he is Jewish? I looked at him...

@michaelkupfer3723 7 років тому

Nickson Mahida Jeff Ross is Jewish himself so he should know...

@haraldnordgren8379 5 років тому

I think it's safe to say he wouldn't have made that joke otherwise

@anasfallatah4259 5 років тому

Nickson Mahida actually I saw don rickles done this joke many times

@oskaralegre5094 4 роки тому

Nickson Mahida i dont get that joke

@arion9696 3 роки тому

I don’t get it

@zackhalvorsen8344 7 років тому

"This guy's watching James Corden" lmao

@JVRGEDGMGMT 7 років тому

Sal must train in something he got the leg hooked and it looked like he was going for a half! 😂

@jandreid1056 7 років тому

Guy's challenged the Undertaker to a pillow fight... he's legit.

@FaRtBoMb42 7 років тому

I thought the same thing lmaooo.

@OhWordFr 7 років тому

He probably wrestled in high school are something. I've never seen an adult ride legs in a fight

@christopherhickman2764 7 років тому

He wrestled in high school.

@henare101 7 років тому

IDF Israeli defence force

@sixstep101 7 років тому

"Jeff, how do you know he's Jewish?" "I looked at him." LOL

@mero40k 7 років тому

Sal with the elbow, chill bruh.

@elxluigi 7 років тому

Lmao bruh foreal.

@gabrielgarcia4073 6 років тому

mero40k osr it was a joke

@dcelo1072 5 років тому

man took it too far

@evilbetty99 4 роки тому

That elbow was real folks. Sal went hard

@maheshhardasani787 4 роки тому

He is crazy stupid man

@mikedibari7866 7 років тому

Cousin Sal lowkey wasn't playing around

@christopherhughes9787 3 роки тому

Seriously, there's always one baby who doesn't get it, has thin skin, and can't take a joke.

@thedondon911911 7 років тому

Dude at the beginning looks more like Kobe than anything

@daoy11 7 років тому

wow you must be proud of that comment, your life must be full of joy after this monstrous comeback

@marquette0426 7 років тому

I though the same lol would've been funnier w a kobe reference

@tjtaylor5273 2 роки тому

"UR LIKE AMY WINEHOUSE IF YOU WENT TO REHAB" lmfaoooooooooooooooo

@laila1989ism 5 років тому

"Is this the window you jump out of when the raitings come in?“ *points at the trash can* "Looking great, tonight’s monologue?"

@niklasbantdner5063 7 років тому

"How do you know he's Jewish?" "I looked at him" XDDDDD

@matthewburnett2286 7 років тому

Where does Jeff Ross come up with this stuff. I wish I was as clever as him.

@luisdavila1592 3 роки тому

@Steve May but Jeff ross is the Goat of Roasting, the Rost-master general

@folarinosibodu Рік тому

Jeff walks a fine line excellently here. To roast someone without really insulting them, but picking on their most obvious trait to make fun of, while making them laugh is not easy to do at all.

@AlanxEurope 7 років тому

"looks like trumps built a wall just around you". Lost it.

@RYN988 6 років тому

The man is just spontaneously and naturally funny. His roasts are like no other! always cracks me up!

@mariostsanoulas5556 2 роки тому

0:26 he looks like a sims character, but the player forgot to customise him

@oscar_jjuarez5266 3 роки тому

That lady wanted NOTHING to do with it 😂

@_Salmon Місяць тому

"We gotta be able to learn how to take a joke in this world people, Being a good sport is essential to roasting, I never roast people unless they volunteer" Best quote in the world about roasting one another.

@JacquiPenar 7 років тому

jeff is a legend!

@Alezey574 7 років тому

"Is this the window you jump out off when the ratings come in" LMAO

@SquidandCatAdventures 7 років тому

I didn't realize he was this funny until this segment. Sal brought it out of him.

@youwatch2muchtv 7 років тому

Sal?

@youwatch2muchtv 7 років тому

Nvm

@misspadalecki101 7 років тому

"it looks like trump just built the wall around you" OMFG oh sweet guillermo hahahaa HIS FACE LOL

@jandreid1056 7 років тому

Remember when Cousin Sal challenged the Undertaker to a pillow fight? Good times.

@joniguerrero1057 7 років тому

Jeff Ross is so good at roasting people on the spot haha

@masterroshi6910 7 років тому

"How do you know he's Jewish?" "I looked at him" DEAD 😂😂

@BeatlesLoveFrieden 6 років тому

Nope. Not funny.

@Donnydarco100 4 роки тому

It was pretty funny

@mynameisnotslick 2 роки тому

This was freaking hilarious man I’m in tears after this bit

@Kumingakilla 7 років тому

was that really Guillermo's office? come on Jimmy you can do better than that

@iwakuraSanta 7 років тому

Nope set up Joke ,that is not even his real name ,he is American and a wannabe mexican

@sctr1235 7 років тому

hes from Zacatecas, Mexico and his name is Guillermo Rodriguez

@sctr1235 7 років тому

i said nothing about his race

@rockguru14 7 років тому

Guillermo is Daniel Day Lewis's best character, he just never cracks.

@iwakuraSanta 7 років тому

rockguru14 Isnt Guierllmo a character by one of the writers ? the guy that portrays him is called John I think

@edercorrales6195 7 років тому

Comedy for Jimmy Kimmel is a 9-5 job while Jeff Ross simply lives it.

@RGlennChicago 7 років тому

The girl didn't even realize the Amy Winehouse joke was basically a compliment. Amy Winehouse was pretty decent looking before she went off the rails on drugs.

@47imagine 2 роки тому

I think she might have took it as a compliment ... she seemed pleasantly surprised.

@jimmirza4212 7 років тому

Jeff Ross now looks like someone wearing a Jeff Ross novelty latex mask.

@ChaoukiSADOUSSI 7 років тому

tonight's monologue :D hhhh

@FromSouthforkTexas 5 років тому

He's incredible he makes it look so easy

@lungelongema8501 5 років тому

“Is this the window you jump out of when the ratings come in?”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MrZombiejoe 3 роки тому

How Come We Never Got a ROUST OFF BATTLE Between Jeff Ross, and Don Rickles???!!!

@Born2beSPRA 4 роки тому

I know Kimmel just has to accept the pain of Jeff's roast

@ckg3362 7 років тому

Poor guilarmo

@JM-yn8mb 3 роки тому

Jeff is the best at roasting because he's heard all these roasts directed to him... He just stores them all in a database in his head and uses them against other people. Poor guy, beer belly, bald, a poor mans Pitbull. "Mr. Local" if you ask me.

@akhilmontu 2 роки тому

Man, my Day was crappy for no reason today, cousin sal and Jimmy just somehow made me happy! Salute to you sir!!

@selimyasli3609 7 років тому

Jeff Ross is a legend.

@LiamRedmondVideo 7 років тому

Nice to see Jimmy Kimmel Live being funny for once

@Gamesha_Guy Рік тому

And it's not because of Jimmy Kimmel haha

@andymoore9892 7 років тому

Awww. That Uncle Frank picture on Jimmy's wall brings tears to my eyes.

@AoiGP 7 років тому

Jeff Ross looking like a patient that just beat cancer.

@NomeCultJoe 7 років тому

Kicking Cousin Sal's ass is the purpose of life.

@marioadreu7683 7 років тому

People are complaining about Guillermo's office, but why does he even need an office? Lol

@jordanharrington1890 6 років тому

I wouldn't know lol

@whitesimurgh6363 4 роки тому

I looked at him... That's the best thing ever!

@Abeleko 3 місяці тому

Cousin sal knows how to wrestle. Arm dragged his way into a shot onto the couch.

@BinkyStaIIs 7 років тому

1:58 triggered.

@Neoquaker1 5 років тому

That elbow from Cousin Sal on Jeff's face was a little too rough.

@luiscorona232 Рік тому

He’s a dumbass he really was butt hurt

@lopezrudy387 7 років тому

dam guillermo needs a better office thats fk up lol

@Lunatick666 6 років тому

BIG thumbs up for the 'Hotrod' cap... rip Rowdy Piper

@isupermandude 7 років тому

Is that really Guillermo's office...?

@edu-kt 7 років тому

I don't think so.

@fun2badult 7 років тому

seems like it. all his stuff is hanging on the wall

@edu-kt 7 років тому

Astro Physics It supposed to look like Guillermo's office is that tiny for a comedic purpose. If you know how Kimmel show goes, you'll learn to be open to the possibility of the things that he shows to be fake.

@youwatch2muchtv 7 років тому

+Eduardo Daniel Kucharsky Terrazas yeah but i bet you money its not fake lmao

@angelararara6350 6 років тому

Guys he has not office work! He just shows up and change his clothes.

@kylewilson138 7 років тому

That actually looked like tupac

@drServitis 6 років тому

YOU GOT A DISHONORABLE DISCHARGE FROM THE SALVATION ARMY! Good one. I'll remember that in future!

@TheMovieJunkiez 7 років тому

"How do you know he's Jewish?" "I looked at him" LOL

@stankfanger1366 7 років тому

After this segment was shot, Jeff slipped Sal his number and they're going away to a little B&B in Vermont this weekend.

@julio_aer 7 років тому

he has to do this at Conan's!!!!!!

@dradius9966 7 років тому

Roasting people, getting money. Dream job.

@DevenBender 7 років тому

this is gold

@brackobalm6457 7 років тому

Conan doesnt need other people he roasts his staffers by himself. #teamcoco

@Ruizfig 7 років тому

Dishonorable discharge from the Salvation Army.

@sturttv 7 років тому

That bit was absolutely hilarious.

@narellewooding8319 5 років тому

"Is this the window ya jump out of when the ratings comd in" hahaha

@CheekyCuntM8 7 років тому

4:00 IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO

@jamieh3397 7 років тому

Jeff looks like the white Michael Jackson impersonator from simpsons

@wqzzz3460 7 років тому

Jamie H hahahahhahahha

@socloseno 7 років тому

"I looked at him" xD I lost it

@cedarpoplar7443 7 років тому

He, he, he, he. Kick his ass! ha, ha, ha, ha.

@Mrmoviefan123 7 років тому

If I were Jeff and I got to Jimmy's window, I would've said "Is this the window you jump out of when Matt Damon appears on the show?"

@Aeydrian 7 років тому

Yeah but that's more along the lines of children humor, kind of cringe worthy to be honest. With all due respect

@Mrmoviefan123 7 років тому

On second thought, yeah, you're right.

@iwakuraSanta 7 років тому

cos you is funny

@awsomewild 7 років тому

a roast is meant to be about the person you are talking to, not someone else. you targeted Matt Damon not jimmy lol

@MDF0193 7 років тому

Weaksauce

@Ultrasonic1979 7 років тому

quality, looks like you got discharged early from the salvation army... beauty !

@DMO-DMO-DMO 5 років тому

A dishonorable discharge from the Salvation Army LMAO

@leppyleppy6210 6 років тому

4:02 "That's my best hat!" Best Self-Roast ever.

@dirkgroovy7207 7 років тому

Ricegum could learn a thing or two from him ;D

@1surfpesca_ 7 років тому

LOL ! I wasn't expecting to comment about rice gum here

@allensaez4098 7 років тому

+LibertyzHD your username starts with an L

@badcomic277 7 років тому

Wtf is a rice gum

@jimhalpert1680 7 років тому

Bad Comic Famous UKpostsr

@ecando54 4 роки тому

I'm surprised that doesn't happen to Jeff more often. He's brutal but awesome.

@cut_putashatsang9784 4 роки тому

Whenever I watch Jeff Ross roast I remember Don Rickles Mr, warm. R. I. P DON

@parsoumash 7 років тому

"You're like Amy Winehouse if she went to rehab" LOL At first, I was like oooooohhhh. But then I thought about it and it's actually a pretty good compliment..