Long-haired dude whose hair is brown: *Exists* Jezza: “JESUS!”

"An hour and 40 minutes the government is stealing from gee-zus" 😅 love the way Clarkson says Jesus.

Christ on a bike is my favorite thing now!

Man w long hair=Jesus. Clarkson Logic

How To Escape A Dull Conversation: 1) Spot someone with long black hair and a beard. 2) Scream "JESUS IS HERE". That should do it.

0:38 The guy actually blessed Jeremy 😂

"Excuse me sir, have you found Jesus?" "Yes, he's been hiding in the Top Gear audience for years." Who knew that the Lord and Saviour was a massive petrolhead?

show this compilation to anyone who doesn't know what top gear is

"Why is he dressed up as Hitler"

3:00 Top Gear Dog AND Jesus in the same episode, what a legendary moment.

I just love how he just stops mid-sentence to just "JESUS IS HERE!!"

Long awaited. You missed one by the way. When JC says "Jesus is on our side" referring to the long haired bloke attending their studio, rather than Watching Fifth Gear

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Clarkson: "JEEZUZ IZ HERE!"

A fitting video before Christmas. Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year everyone 🎄

God: “JESUS CHRIST!” Jesus: “What?!” God: “Get the Escalade, we’re outta here!”

„Your dad gave the world supercharging“

The amount of pure wonder in Jezza’s voice is like a kid seeing Santa on Christmas

It’s just the pure shocked joy in his voice when he says his name.

you missed “the son of god doesnt go to fifth gear”

This happened much more than I realised, and the fact that there’s enough times to make a mini compilation from it is funny😂😂

"Your dad gave the world superchargers" is now my favourite quote

Even the lord is a fan of Clarkson✝

0:06 A proper start of a video about baby Jesus

After the first time, the producers were definitely combing through the crowd before each episode to find the most Jesus like guy in the audience in the hopes that Jeremy would see him

inct has blessed us on the Eve of the birth of our savior, the stig

I love how it became a running gag for a bit just for no reason lmao

Imagine being the one guy who had to risk getting a fever or a cold just to make a 10 second shot of himself naked under the rain on a bike lmao

"why is he dressed up as Hitler?" cos it's the third bike

Jesus actually gave JC a blessing before the handshake. Very episcopal of him.

The one from the last clip is the most similar to Jesus

1:41 nah m8 that's weird al yankovic

1:36 “you won’t get in, well they built that car…” JEREMY(does a double glance): “GEEEZUS IS HERE”

1:16 Jeremy proceeds to predict the future Top Gear cast

That Leicestershire jesus played that bit beautifully too w blessing jeremy at the beginning. Good man

DarkViperAU needs to see this.

The double take at 1:35 is the best

Jeremy Clarkson whenever he sees a long-haired man: JESUS 😲

3:33 the beauty....

I love how they can repeat the same joke and it never stops being funny lmao

"Shut up now Jesus" ahahah

I'm a teen with longer hair than that. I wonder what Jeremy would think of me!

Merry JESUS-IS-HERE-mas, everyone! Stay safe out there and remember this neat Top Gear Fun Fact: Post 2015 TG is atrocious, only watch the Trio Era

The incT Christmas special

0:14 That must be Charlie

The fact that there's enough for a compilation makes me so happy

An hour and 40 minutes a week the government is stealing from Jesus is possibly my favourite line from top gear

1:23 I think that's Rasputin

Leicestershire Jesus is really chill

"Right, that's enough from Jesus, now James is going to speak"

I've been waiting for this one :D

Jermey is like a dog who sees a squirrel

the fact that this needs a compilation says a lot

You never know what you had until it’s gone… I miss top gear

I like the last jesus he seems like a really friendly guy.

3:15 the English version of angel di maria

It's nice of you to upload it in time for his Birthday

i can't believe that there are enough moments of this that it's possible to fill a 3 minute and 34 second compilation.

the perfect christmas gift

i like how jeremy yells “JESUS!” at someone who is almost an exact copy of Weird Al

This is hilarious, especially the last clip. The last guy looks the most like Jesus 🤣

Jesus working a 9-5, 5 times a week💀🤣 And the govournment is stealing from him🤣🤣💀💀 I’m rolling

Clarkson is so focused on trying to find jesus 😂

very fitting

Meanwhile Jesus: How does he always find me?

I had no idea he did that more than once. 😂😂

The first clip is gold

Thank you for this blessing you have brought upon us

"Shut up now, Jeezuz!" 😂

The funniest part of this compilation is the fact Jezza has said this so many times there can be a compilation 😭

I swear Clarkson should make sure that "Jesus is here!" is on his gravestone.

still amazing that when Jeremy completely forgets what hes saying when he sees a Jesus

Love how he mentions Freddy flintoff…

Only in a top gear compilation would a video about Jesus start with Hitler

Merry christmas

Mans found jusus more times then most Christians

2:55 "Who would like a Daihatsu C--zz--Jesus is here"

I'm absolutely certain that the real Jesus would *love* these clips! I'm sure he had a sense of humour!

Up next on top gear: “Jesus takes the wheel”

random guy: has long hair JC: OMG THATS GEEZUS

Jeremy: *sees a man with long hair* "OMG jEsUs Is hERe"

Can you do a “yeeessss” compilation?

Yes yes I enjoy being in the audience and interacting! Nazareth doesn't have this excitement!

"Christ on a bike..." Shows shot of Jesus Christ on a bike

So what if grand tour, but a bearded old man as the audience, and then James may yell, "oh look Moses is here"

A Christmas gift from St Jeremy and pals.

Christ on a Bike!?

Episode from the first the clip?

You know when it's a great show when Jesus shows up in person

2:24 What was that clip from?

That last Jesus really looked like Jesus. Like, professional impersonator level.

Any man with long dark hair is instantly Jesus

What is episode with the guy from Leicestershire

2nd one was the best

I miss this show so very much

What an amazing meme that no one knew about until this video

once i went out in a wool poncho to the offies with a(n ex) mate and some guy asked me if I was Jesus. Sadly, it wasn't Jeremy Clarkson, but this video seriously reminded me of that moment..

The smug face at the end 😂

Only Jeremy Clarkson would have a jesus compilation.

Happy birthday, Jesus!

what episode is the last clip from????