Jimmy Carr: Telling Jokes - Extended & Uncut

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Jimmy Carr

Jimmy Carr

5 місяців тому

In this extended cut of Jimmy Carr: Telling Jokes, Jimmy does exactly that. He tells more jokes.
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КОМЕНТАРІ: 117
@ItsMeYourRealDad
@ItsMeYourRealDad 5 місяців тому
Jimmy thanks for putting these up for free, you are a legend, most people still charge for them
@w33sle9
@w33sle9 5 місяців тому
Dude, it’s great to see all your earlier work getting the appreciation it deserves in this channel. Especially recently; I see what you’re doing mister
@michaelreay6992
@michaelreay6992 4 місяці тому
Thanks jimmy
@robertmcwilliam7294
@robertmcwilliam7294 3 місяці тому
😊😊😊😅’I obkbibpnkoK: ,,..>>M.? ! ,
@choosecarefully408
@choosecarefully408 2 місяці тому
That comment _COULD_ be construed as offensive. We must police all thoughts & opinions you know. Those are worse crimes than actions.
@Menown7
@Menown7 5 місяців тому
Thanks for posting Jimmy it really cheered me up to rewatch this!
@licensetodrive9930
@licensetodrive9930 5 місяців тому
Absolute classic set, even more awesome to see the extended cut version, especially the banter with the guy whose seat was taken when he went for a piss!
@SkyBlue222222
@SkyBlue222222 5 місяців тому
My favorite set. So so funny. Thanks for giving me belly laughs.❤
@RANDOMCLIPS894
@RANDOMCLIPS894 5 місяців тому
That guy who went for a piss was not happy about the seat switch 😂😂😂
@chrisphallheatlover9848
@chrisphallheatlover9848 5 місяців тому
😂
@EternalChamp
@EternalChamp 5 місяців тому
Captain Obvious says:
@duncanallen9433
@duncanallen9433 5 місяців тому
Not happy at all was he? 😂😂😂
@johnlivsey4146
@johnlivsey4146 5 місяців тому
Got to be part of the show. Some people are just unappreciative.
@ChrisOReilly
@ChrisOReilly 4 місяці тому
I mean, he paid for a seat just to have it taken...
@TheRealMrNixon
@TheRealMrNixon 5 місяців тому
This is awesome. Thank you sir. Cheers,
@johnchristopheraltoft7507
@johnchristopheraltoft7507 5 місяців тому
Hilarious as always 😂, genuinely saved my life Jimmy mate
@christopherk111
@christopherk111 5 місяців тому
Jimmy is an Absolute universal treasure ,,best wishes from Australia
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 3 місяці тому
He''s simply the best in his class!!! Thank you for thischannel, Jimmy, & keeping it well-filled with your excellence. .
@timdavidson8191
@timdavidson8191 5 місяців тому
love your work
@LiLsCo0tZ
@LiLsCo0tZ 5 місяців тому
always love your standup, Jimmy.. hope you're doing well. Best wishes from Canada, eh!
@georgesos
@georgesos 5 місяців тому
You are a legend. Good thing Britain knows how to show appreciation to its talent.
@bflmpsvz870
@bflmpsvz870 5 місяців тому
Jimmy = the God of humour. And also the widest face in entertainment industry. He could not be more funny.
@happivaras
@happivaras 4 місяці тому
@bflmpsvz870 I know you were trying to be complimentary, but "god" IS a childish fantasy, Jimmy is real. And really funny.
@mickfredrider
@mickfredrider Місяць тому
By God of Humour most people would understand you mean the pinnacle, the best and/or unsurpassed in style. That is complimentary.
@poilboiler
@poilboiler 5 місяців тому
Dvd's were "more trouble than they're worth"? Someone doesn't remember rewinding vhs tapes. :D
@rumjay6466
@rumjay6466 5 місяців тому
jimmy, love what you stand for, nice tosee what wasn't on the dvd. thanks muchly
@uniqueflowsnake
@uniqueflowsnake 5 місяців тому
Thanks Jimmy!
@annimalasenko7326
@annimalasenko7326 5 місяців тому
I was skeptical at first, but man you are funny XD😂
@reinforcedpenisstem
@reinforcedpenisstem 5 місяців тому
Great show 😂
@tbz709
@tbz709 5 місяців тому
Sick. I love this special but haven't watched it in years!
@happivaras
@happivaras 4 місяці тому
Love the word play😂😂😂
@controlthenight
@controlthenight 5 місяців тому
When you make a joke about downs and the camera person zooms directly to someone with downs. That's some bold editing. 😂
@natashamurray66
@natashamurray66 2 місяці тому
The are so easy to take the piss out of
@Calladventures
@Calladventures 5 місяців тому
Brilliant 😂
@ChayseJordan
@ChayseJordan 5 місяців тому
"you know where your winkle is" 😂😂😂😂😂
@Vivi-hj8jg
@Vivi-hj8jg 5 місяців тому
You really do make us laugh
@maxwelloforho4963
@maxwelloforho4963 4 місяці тому
Beautiful comedy Jimmy 😂😂.. I'm watching from Nigeria
@resiantonif3741
@resiantonif3741 2 місяці тому
32:57 the cameraman knew where is the right spot😂
@user-wv7hr1cq6d
@user-wv7hr1cq6d 3 місяці тому
Love it Jimmy
@Simkets
@Simkets 5 місяців тому
I'm going to see him live next year!! Wooot! 😎😎
@brandonjuck7834
@brandonjuck7834 5 місяців тому
How after ages, are most of these jokes so relevant to now 😂😂
@LeChapeauMusic
@LeChapeauMusic 5 місяців тому
Everyone be checkin out Origami Dinosaur 😂😂😂
@baldskiolatunji
@baldskiolatunji 3 місяці тому
"more trouble than there were" couldn't have said it better myself
@tomrunelian9005
@tomrunelian9005 3 місяці тому
Legend!!!
@lloydnorval1989
@lloydnorval1989 4 місяці тому
34:39 🤣🤣 and the joke straight after 😅
@Bluesmusicno1
@Bluesmusicno1 4 місяці тому
Brilliant brutal 👌
@matttrafton2725
@matttrafton2725 5 місяців тому
How are there not more up votes??? Carr is a joke genius.
@user-jm8un8bd5w
@user-jm8un8bd5w 4 місяці тому
Sack the dentist. I’ll give you a good filling Kev 😂
@maxwelloforho4963
@maxwelloforho4963 4 місяці тому
"Extended and uncut " 😂😂
@richblack86
@richblack86 5 місяців тому
Go on Jimmy
@pyrotechnic6135
@pyrotechnic6135 3 місяці тому
I wonder if Steve ever got to go out with Tracie after the show, Jimmy the matchmaker.
@jimfear13
@jimfear13 2 місяці тому
i am probably definitely not the first to say this but: i love how jimmy, with age, turned into Quagmire even more
@konradsiemon9336
@konradsiemon9336 23 дні тому
Him and McFarlane would be great to hear
@ayushkadel1168
@ayushkadel1168 5 місяців тому
Lets see Jimmy's jimmy extended and uncut
@fretlessman71
@fretlessman71 5 місяців тому
Interesting that he uses RHCP to open the show considering his history with Kiedis.
@martini668
@martini668 5 місяців тому
What history?
@paulbruniera2081
@paulbruniera2081 5 місяців тому
More 8 out of 10, pleeease.
@benbenji4245
@benbenji4245 5 місяців тому
Jimmy, would you ever come to Singapore for a show? I'd love to attend
@vooshmoozik6185
@vooshmoozik6185 4 місяці тому
isn't singapore too strict for his type of comedy?
@NozUrbina
@NozUrbina 5 місяців тому
Left off at Fritzle. I shall return!
@rabsmiff
@rabsmiff 4 місяці тому
absolute Carrisms----incarr-nate.
@qohenleth4472
@qohenleth4472 5 місяців тому
I want to know what happened with Steve and Tracy.
@Pierre-Jonqueres
@Pierre-Jonqueres 5 місяців тому
"Uncut" ? :P
@thesteelego
@thesteelego 5 місяців тому
lol look at the 2nd most rewatched part... its the 'She's got a nice ass though." because we all went back 10 seconds to check.
@DarrenEden-ub4vj
@DarrenEden-ub4vj 3 місяці тому
Jimmy, I got as far as the introduction, and I have to say. "If a person is too young to know what a DVD is the are also too young to hear some of your jokes."
@johnthekeane
@johnthekeane 5 місяців тому
When I was a kid, my mum used the ' I'll give you up for adoption ' method on me. I was like; If only!
@philliphayden2727
@philliphayden2727 4 місяці тому
I think Jimmy might be sad he no longer has the biggest face in comedy. Love from Texas, mate, praying you are healthy.
@ericross1121
@ericross1121 5 місяців тому
Now I need to know what happened with Steve and Tracy.
@manu-tonyo9654
@manu-tonyo9654 5 місяців тому
Always funny as F Jimmy, thanks for all the examples of 'write a joke, it doesn't matter, just write it anyway' at the end, un used material,whatever :)
@garyt.8745
@garyt.8745 4 місяці тому
Whatever happened with Steve and Tracy? 😂
@theloneranger9520
@theloneranger9520 5 місяців тому
Why the picture of Mohammed Ali
@alexd9597
@alexd9597 3 місяці тому
its a good joke. However, Simon Cowell is what ALOT of people need. big fan of Jimmy Carr , love the performance.
@malcolmedwards462
@malcolmedwards462 5 місяців тому
Are you ok
@WarrenGdog28
@WarrenGdog28 5 місяців тому
😂😂😂
@user-ic5bh4gp2i
@user-ic5bh4gp2i 4 місяці тому
😂😂😂😂😂
@paulbruniera2081
@paulbruniera2081 5 місяців тому
You're starting to look like a skinny Simon Cowell. Stop it.... Love you.
@punipuk8507
@punipuk8507 3 місяці тому
Freddie tones
@mikechristian-vn1le
@mikechristian-vn1le 3 місяці тому
Pia Zadora had a rich husband who was always willing to finance anything she wanted to be in, and buy awards for her, like the Golden Globe, for her, too.
@RustCohleTX
@RustCohleTX 29 днів тому
Don't be a llunt about it!😂😂😂
@_J.F_
@_J.F_ 5 місяців тому
So did Steve and Tracey go on a date? ....or maybe just straight round the bins out the back.
@lechnebjokeur5755
@lechnebjokeur5755 Місяць тому
Didn't get the chimpanzee joke Can anyone explain
@Sam-bz4hf
@Sam-bz4hf 12 днів тому
My name is Sam Oates bideford and demi the dog
@TyTye
@TyTye 5 місяців тому
I can see that 'pregnant man' joke not getting much applause with the green haired crowd :D
@Fizz-Pop
@Fizz-Pop 5 місяців тому
Truth hurts.
@redemptionneeded
@redemptionneeded 5 місяців тому
What has he done to his face
@trashpanda3388
@trashpanda3388 3 місяці тому
Wi soe riceist
@beastModeRocco
@beastModeRocco 5 місяців тому
Interesting how the camera cuts to someone with Down’s syndrome after that Down’s syndrome joke
@aarondavies8486
@aarondavies8486 5 місяців тому
Snowflake why you here bet your jabbed more than once
@christopherdavis4135
@christopherdavis4135 5 місяців тому
Probably just a coincidence, she seemed to find it funny though.
@robertbaindourov134
@robertbaindourov134 3 місяці тому
Jimmy you going the way of Charlie Murphy or what?
@soberhippie
@soberhippie 5 місяців тому
Are there any tax related reasons for Jimmy posting these?
@user-sq1zh9qv4k
@user-sq1zh9qv4k 3 місяці тому
Did you know there is women in the world? Yeah i put the cnt there
@annsumner8570
@annsumner8570 3 місяці тому
I was going to say come to 🇨🇦 but we just had Tucker Carlson and the libs have gone insane. You would probably be banned.
@alexkilgour1328
@alexkilgour1328 Місяць тому
I know this might be shocking to you, but Jimmy isn't a conservative.
@Pittmail88
@Pittmail88 Місяць тому
Jimmy is starting to look like Joan Rivers.
@HaitianBlue
@HaitianBlue 3 місяці тому
Did jimmy get plastic surgery? He looks different
@jasonwiley798
@jasonwiley798 4 місяці тому
Extended and uncut. Disgusting
@stephenlindsey6631
@stephenlindsey6631 4 місяці тому
Jimmy is just not funny I’ve watched a lot of his stuff But I might laugh once or twice But not funny
@vooshmoozik6185
@vooshmoozik6185 4 місяці тому
agree, still entertaining though
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