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after sniffing dump for so many years I would be surprised if his sense of smell hasnt been destroyed.

That's some quality, freshly crafted plastic. Enough to make my soul drool.

You never eated crispy bred? the wrap have pores to keep crust crispy. It is all over Europe.

😂😂😂

Jon Stewart has always been a disingenuous sophist hack: notice how he doesn't refute the whole of Tucker's interview with Putin. He just mocks Tucker. And even what looks like a refutation of Putin's points is just lazy cynicism. Putin has power only in Russia, so if we're talking "truth to power" Stewart absolutely will not criticize the powers here who are propagandizing the Ukraine war. The Daily Show format will not work in the social media age because it Jon's sophistry will be broken down, analyzed and called out for the Establishment bullsh*t it is. Just check out Dave Smith's rebuttal on Stewart. It is logical, well thought out and sincere.

Yes, thanks to his Swanson tv dinner money, Tuckums is completely ignorant in how the rest of us live!

Legends say in the unedited cut you hear him ask for some Grey Poupon from other passengers in the subway as his butler pushes him around in the shopping cart

@@kathleenwyatt563 I like how Jon Stewart calls it "The Price of Freedom" when in reality it's "The Price of Diversity".

Stay away from high-rise building windows!

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guess he's buying his own merchandise to pay his legal bills and fines

FING GROSSSSSSSS

MAD magazine, where ARE you?????

Senile Uncle Joe being President is straight out of Idiotocracy.

Ya he’s never been to an Aldis in his life 😂😂😂😂

Dumb Tucker just shows what a Putin Stooge he is.

Aldi, or the rest of Europe

Seriously, seeing a grown man be impressed by such a bog-standard "innovation" from the early 90s is deeply sad somehow

He's definitely not in touch with reality Tucker Carlson received $190 million in inheritance money from his parents

Remember folks, The entire *F45CIST* party is _Republican In Name Only_

That grotesque face

@@InfiniteJustice there are a couple of neocons that, although I find their beliefs abhorrent, I can still call patriots. Just don't stand for trump. Fight him!

yeah, literally in the same breath, "moderate... pro-constitution"

​ @InfiniteJustice cults, republican and/or democrat fallen for theirs a differences. Maybe we can discuss who is more pro-war or more pro rascist.

Same here 🤣

"Tucker Tries to Touch Grass"

Jon Stewart has always been a disingenuous sophist hack: notice how he doesn't refute the whole of Tucker's interview with Putin. He just mocks Tucker. And even what looks like a refutation of Putin's points is just lazy cynicism. Putin has power only in Russia, so if we're talking "truth to power" Stewart absolutely will not criticize the powers here who are propagandizing the Ukraine war. The Daily Show format will not work in the social media age because it Jon's sophistry will be broken down, analyzed and called out for the Establishment bullsh*t it is. Just check out Dave Smith's rebuttal on Stewart. It is logical, well thought out and sincere.

@@scipioafricanus5871 "Tucker finds out the ingenious Russian innovation (Russianovation) known as 'using excess boxes instead of grocery bags to save on money' "They only charge you the equivalent of an American quarter if you want a plastic bag! Hail Mother!" He proudly proclaims as he salutes their flag.

Amen. We need government that works for all of us, not just the Uber rich.

Bernie sanders tried to do something like this and John Stewart might've voted for him privately but didn't support him publicly.

@@mcmcmcm6520 Bernie was and is great, and I supported him, but his campaigns were flawed. There were too many fast and loose factoids, exaggerated rhetoric, and questionable allies for a lot of ppl. Also my fellow Berners were pretty obnoxious against perceived foes. Personally I voted for him, but I understand why he lost now.

@@aes0p895 Its so interesting (and often horrifying) watching from overseas. And interesting to see that from close up, and a distance, the reasons look different, but are also probably the same at heart. Of course there are differences, but your political range in the USA seems skewed further to the right than ours here in New Zealand. We have more parties, so each party is a smaller slice of the pie. The majority, middle of the road to centreist Democrats in the USA would be in about the same place as our centre right National party, while our centre left very moderate middle of the road Labour party is about where bernie was. Our far right party would be relatively moderate by republican standards, and our far left party would be arrested for communism (they're not, their sorta socialism-light, but mainly they just want suitable housing, enough money for food and other necessaries for beneficiaries, indigenous rights, dental care, and climate change mitigation, that kinda 'radical' thing of 'what if we could all stay alive') - So, watching from here, with the info that filters through international media, it honestly seems like Bernie didn't stand a chance. Where he was, compared to our politics, was moderate left. But compared to yours was very far left, and the world has been leaning steadily further right in most places for a while, the whole spectrum drifting further to the right, but staying in balance relative to each other. I knew it would take a big swing, to the right or the left, for either Bernie or Trump, and there was no way the USA was swinging left, and I think the nail in the coffin was the single non-transferable vote at the end of the presidential race, so in the primary people were often voting for who they thought could win, not who they wanted. Wheras if they had a single transferable vote, you could rank the order you wanted on the final balet without splitting the vote (we have a different system again), if they did that, then everyone who wanted to vote for Bernie in the final presidential election could, with Hilary (or whoever) as a second choice, if it became obvious Bernie was losing, he would be eliminated from the race and if those votes had a second choice, they would be counted towards their second choice, and so on, meaning that even if a republican won democrats could have a say on which republican if they wanted by just continuing to list how their vote should be transfered. Oh and of course, go popular majority. It would be a start. But without those things The unlikelyness of a swing to the left, plus the fact that no one would vote for a candidate they didn't think could win, seemed to seal his fate from this vantage point. Interesting that close up you could see the nuances and the patterns and cracks that led to that same result

@@susanwilliams2392 I agree with pretty much everything you said. In particular the lack of ranked choice voting combined with winner-take-all is I think the main culprit, at least as far as political mechanisms. I would counter by saying we'd have a lot more openly fascistic politics, except it hardly can get more fascistic than certain limited members of MAGA already are.

YES!

And food isn't 70 percent of our income. fgs

Exactly. Amazing how he glances over the obvious propaganda (then again, his eyes are probably glazed over from sniffing so much bread). Also, magnificently unaware of the most common everyday technology. "I'm one of you. And we're fighting the elite! Ah, _locking wheels_ - no doubt a result of innovations made by the Russian space programme! (What WILL they think of next...?) ...and what's this metal contraption next to our car...? A parking... meter... you say..? Oh, I see. It _measures_ your parking, so your car won't be taken to a homeless emcampment.. Very snazzy!"

And mostly peaceful protesters too.

Wait until Fckr-Carlson goes to "Wegmans"...in America!

Aldi would like a word with a word with him.

I doubt he's ever shopped at a grocery store.

Absolutely 👏

That IS funny I agree.

Al Madrigal is great too.

"Klepper"

@@hansakkerman2611 for me he will always be Clapper :D

better than anti depression pills for sure!

I don't know about it being a specific chain or not, but I definitely saw some variant of "Gagarinsk" as the name of the store.

and they all look like this and auchan is french

@@TheRealBobbyMCgagarinsk that’s the name of the shopping mall - been there. I worked for Auchan back in Moscow - as an architect. That’s French store chain with French management.

Jon Stewart has always been a disingenuous sophist hack: notice how he doesn't refute the whole of Tucker's interview with Putin. He just mocks Tucker. And even what looks like a refutation of Putin's points is just lazy cynicism. Putin has power only in Russia, so if we're talking "truth to power" Stewart absolutely will not criticize the powers here who are propagandizing the Ukraine war. The Daily Show format will not work in the social media age because it Jon's sophistry will be broken down, analyzed and called out for the Establishment bullsh*t it is. Just check out Dave Smith's rebuttal on Stewart. It is logical, well thought out and sincere.

Putin is the best!!!!🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🤮🤮🤮🤮

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He may actually push back against that one

Uk was an invention of soviet union. It is no a real country

"nuhu, the earth is only 6000 years old. The bible says so"

To add to that we're literally talking about a quarter. BRUH

Russian median income is over $500 a week. Great line about another lie.

@@shimmonsd Its monthly median income. 562 USD monthly! It's 145 USD weekly. Official data from them.

​@@shimmonsdможет быть только в Москве. Средний доход большинства в России 200-300$. Это правда

That's Moscow, not Russia. But Carlson was in Moscow, so that nullifies the point Jon thinks he was making@@shimmonsd

That wasn't vacuum sealed.

THANKS FOR RETURNING, JON! THE BEST "DAILY SHOW" HOST!

Dudes never been shopping and had no intention of eating any of that.

Shopping is woman’s work

@@kathleenkrug-byle1199 excuse me! I’m 74 and I do the shopping. I’m the one who pays for and consumes it! There is no lady’s only jobs other than delivering babies. No man can do that or even live with the pain. Moms are the top!

​@@kathleenkrug-byle1199 both my parents taught me that anyone who expects to eat and is not a child NEEDS to know how to shop for & to prepare food

When he said he bought groceries in the US at $400 for one week's worth, I almost missed the next line from laughing.

And Fox constantly keeps saying that Dems are out of touch.

@@HLBearand here i am, a fool, budgeting my money to $400 a month on groceries in the US.

Which he spend only a 100 bucks on in russia

400 Dollars grocery should be at least 3 months worth of grocery

"you get what you pay for" - support the arts

Well to be fair, Tucker does have the mental maturity of an eight year old.

I have a feeling that was the first time Tucker Carlson was actually inside a grocery store.

Yep....and this is already done at Aldi, a German chain right here in America

Tucker's "brain" IS A POORLY STOCKED "grocery" STORE!

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One where he doesnt buy his own groceries. I mean just look at him fake react to that bread. Hes literally "sniffing" it through the plastic.

Which is a German company. 😄

Cope harder.

@@dalekrenegade2596 Moan louder.

100's of people said it.

Jon

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And he has never been in Europe where we have had these systems for DECADES. 😂 Btw, Aldi is a German food chain.

There was no toilet paper in the USSR. Non-existent. People used newspaper for toilet paper.

"Back in th’70’s, my best friend’s brother" = I'm an astronaut and a race car driver !