Ohh, I've got a good one for the ex story. So, I was dating this woman who I already had a pretty toxic on and off relationship with her and when I finally managed to break up with her for good, she stood in front of my door with a knife pressed to her throat, screeching at me to take her back or she would kill herself. Later on was told that when I had planned to visit her (LDR) for a few days, she had planned to lock me up in her basement and even prepared stuff like a makeshift bed and a makeshift toilet. A (former) friend of hers sent me pictures. Luckily I never went to her place after all because I had a bad feeling about it

“YOU EAT MY FRIES, I EAT YOUR SOUL” Sounds like a fair trade to me.

“You eat my fries I eat your soul” is probably the most relatable thing someone has ever said 🤣🤣

Storytime kids, gather round. I dated this girl. Had a daughter i got attached to. She threw a yelling, screaming fit at my grandma's birthday party because i dropped the car keys in the grass and couldn't find them. Refused to helped, threw an actual temper tantrum, instead of helping me and her daughter look. I was absolutely mortified.

I’ve had one experience with a crazy partner, and it ended pretty badly for me. When I was younger, I dated a girl from Germany, and unbeknownst to me she had some serious underlying issues. To cut a long story short, she fed me tainted food the evening before I was meant to return back home, and once I recovered; threatened me in various ways to stay with her. I told her point blank that I needed to return home because I had a job to get to, and she decided the only course of action was violence. She cut me twice with a large kitchen knife before I managed to defend myself and get the hell outta dodge. I still bear the scars on my arm and leg from it, and they’re a reminder to always, always make sure that you’re not dating a total psychopath.

Kris is just such a genuinely nice person. Her compliments always make me smile.

Every time I feel upset I just come on here knowing that Kris will cheer me up with her compliments and will never fail to make me laugh.

I was dating this girl and she was crazy. I noticed her red flags about a week into the relationship. She kept yelling at other girls when they would talk to me. She even did this with the gay boys. Eventually I had enough and ended it. I had 58 missed calls and 150+ unread messages after a few days. I texted her and she said that she wouldn’t do that stuff again but I knew she would. When I turned her down she spammed me with 110 red flag emojis. Yeah… I blocked her

Crazy boy/girl story: I knew a girl who boasted about how she was physically abusive to her ex. I told her I don't worry because she would never hit me. She indignantly asked why would she not. I told her I would hit her back. She never spoke about being abusive ever again.

My ex drove me to the point of questioning my own sanity while we were together. Toward the end he would say weird stuff on the phone like "I'm going to the Christmas party and you can't stop me" while we were talking about the cats on the phone. It always confused me and I didn't realize that he was doing it on purpose to make me seem controlling and unstable to his friends that liked me. He would drive me to the point of hunting him down when I needed actual help with something. Constantly saying he'd be at my house in 5 minutes and lying about where he actually was. When I confronted him about my friend seeing him at the mall with someone else he literally asked "are you gonna believe your boyfriend or a guy who wants to fuck you?" Eventually he broke up with me and told me he was gonna stay with me till after Christmas, so he could at least get his present. About 2 weeks later I met my now husband. During the time I was dating my now husband my ex would show up at my work, sit outside for extended periods of time, or just drive by a few times. Never spoke to me in that time. Just did creepy shit. It went on for several months before I quit and got a job elsewhere. The next time I saw him was last year. It'd been almost 9 yrs since I'd seen him and seeing him in a reflection of the ice cream cooler door just standing behind me at the commissary was weird and honestly should have scared me, but just made me angry. My dad came over and told him off, so I wouldn't have to. Like after all this time he's still willing to do this creepy shit. He looked pretty bad off too. I found out from friends that he'd pretty much lied our entire relationship. He wasn't retired he was dishonorably discharged, he didn't quit Walmart he was fired for stealing, he didn't get tired of working at the pizza store he was fired for stealing, etc. When I found out he worked at UPS I legit had a fear he'd eventually have to deliver something to me at home or at work and I DID NOT want him knowing where I live or work now. Called his work and told them his prior history and even gave them the phone number of the pizza shop owners to confirm with and through a mutual friend found out he was eventually fired. Do I feel bad for probably getting him fired? Sure. Do I feel safer? Absolutely. Would I have let it go if it wasn't for his creepy shit last year? Yup.

Once I had a kind of bad ex experience. Everyday my ex would take pictures of me in class without me knowing, and then sending them to my sister and I. He also started following me everywhere. Eventually I got a school counsler to help me, and he was expelled.😅

Yeah I’ve had the crazy stalker ex… it’s bad news. Who cares about gifts? They’ll just try to use it as a way to act like you “owe” them. The stalking can continue for years. Creepy af, thanks for showcasing your mental instability! 😒

“There’s a special breed of stupid out there and you’re one of them.” KRIS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I didn't think any of my ex's were crazy until I was married, pregnant and living out of state and he still asked my mom if my daughter looked like him... I hadn't even seen him in almost two years at that point. I think that was when my mom finally walked away from him too (she actually "kept him" when we broke up, like treated him better than me and when I met my husband, she let my ex move into her house, into my old room...) they both crazy.

I signed up for a dating sight several years ago (not sure what it was anymore) and started dating this guy I met on there. Things were pretty normal in the beginning, but then he had 2 younger cousins move in (their parents went to work somewhere else or something. I chatted with them a few times, and they seemed nice. Fast forward a few months, and they started "pranking" each other with hormones. Like the girls gave him testosterone supplements, and he gave them estrogen. I was thinking, "Ok, that's a little weird." Well, things got even weirder (if you can believe it). Apparently, he strapped one of them to a milking bench (or something equally as weird). Idk why, but I was still trying to hold onto the relationship. Well, I decided to book a trip to meet him in person (I'm Canadian and he is from southern USA). No surprise, he never showed and made excuses. So I dumped him and blocked him. It's been 5 years, and he still tries to send me messages (shows up in the "message requests" of facebook). And no, I wasn't being catfished. We'd often video on Skype.

i just wanted to say thank you for adding the compliments at the beginning of your videos. i'm really insecure about my ears and you complimenting them made me really happy. thanks again.

I agree, cheating makes no sense to me. Neither does all these “revenge” things, if you’re broken up, why stay stuck on it? Love your videos Kris! Your complements make my day!

I was dating this girl and she constantly told me that she would kill me if I ever left her. I broke up with her anyway. She came to my house in the middle of the night and carved a letter on my door. It was talking about how if I ever saw her again, she would trap me in her attic and never let me out. A few days later she threw a brick through my window and started yelling at my neighbors and I who were having a party. I in payback pop her tires as she was in my backyard. She could not leave and I called the police she got arrested and is now living out a 3 year sentence in jail. I thank God everyday for still being alive.

So I was with my ex for 4 months, but for all of the last month with him I kept trying to leave because I didn't feel safe and I was out of the relationship emotionally. He wouldn't let me leave and got my brother involved to keep me in the relationship. I ended up "cheating" on him (no one considered it cheating because I was so done with my ex) and it gave me the courage to fully get out of that relationship. I'm glad to say I'm in a better place and with someone that treats me right

As a former crazy ex, it really sucks when your fiancé cheats on you, you forgive him, take him back and then discover that his mistress who took your side originally, is now going to a Christmas in July carnival with him. And then you hear from your little spies (mutual friends) that he is calling you his crazy ex, when you're out here planning your wedding, sending him money for food, because his broke ass is buying tickets for a carnival for him and his "new wifey". But hey... I was just his "crazy ex".

My crazy ex story is I was dating this girl, we were engaged, and she went for a "walkabout to find herself." I didn't hear from her for about 6-7 months, and then out of the blue, she texts me and says she is getting married in 2 months. Let me remind you we were engaged and she never contacted me prior to that text. A couple months later she calls me and tells me she just gave birth to my child. I'm still trying to figure out what to do to this day. MY son will be 2 months old in few weeks. I am trying to be the best father I can for this kid, and my partner, soon to be wife, is very understanding and loves him as much if not more than I do. I get hate messages and death threats from my son's biological mother about once or twice a month. So yeah. that's my crazy ex story.

My ex claimed to have DID (as well as other ex-friends during a course of a few months, which made it quite suspicious). She never got it diagnosed by a professional, she's never even brought it up with her psychologist. I tried to be supportive about it and help her as much as I could but it turned out to be very mentally draining - after a few months it left me suicidal. To give you a picture: her alters blamed me for everything, her alters abused me verbally, she was never around when I needed her, but she always had time to be with her DID crew. Together they gaslit me and made me feel guilty about crap that wasn't even my fault. In the end, she cheated on me with one of her DID friends (who was also my friend at the time) right before my eyes when we went out together, because their alters were dating. Note that not single one of them was diagnosed and I don't mean to fakeclaim, but every single one of their actions screamed "fake disorder tiktok". I believed all of them to be legit for MONTHS, hence why I took all their shit and just wanted to end it once it all became too much. She apologized for the sake of apologizing once we broke up for hurting me but not for the crap they all dragged me through. That wa the worst time of my life so far.

The only toxicity I ever had involvement with was in my 1st year at university, when a girl from the 3rd year invited me to be part of her pantomime, in April 🤷. Which was ambitious for our course, because my now co-manager and I couldn't achieve that at uni. This girl, we'll call her T quickly changed relationships from someone in 2nd year (a mutual friend) to me, then left me about a month after the pantomime was finished. "I feel like I need to work on myself" was how the general conversation of that phone call went, but by this point I had had enough of the messy eating, the messy makeup over her bedroom, the jealousy of me getting on well with people SHE introduced me to. She also alienated herself, purposefully, with the friends she introduced me to. One night was movie night at my place. Awesome, very much looking forward to it, all mutual friends, getting to know each other over a few movies and jacket/baked potatoes and trimmings. One friend explained to the other about how T often behaves, and T walks home! Leaving me with the mutual friends! We still made it a great night, but she made it that little bit more awkward. Not a great first post-school GF, but a lesson of what love does not look like. The worst aftermath I have seen from toxicity was the year before when one of my friends from FedEx, we'll call him S, met a hot girl, moved into a rental house with her, got great "Devil's tango" time with her - while other friends were in the house! Told him he worked and spent more with us than spending time with her. (Fedex wasn't/isn't a normal 9-5, it's sifted and dependant on when flights/shipments arrive). The final straw was when she loitered outside the Fedex warehouse for hours until security asked her what she wanted, she asks for S, who has to leave whatever he's doing - On an assembly line which never stops - to go tell his GF she can't stay there, which puts her into a frenzy, which leads to our manager having to come out and deal with her. 😫 Anyway S did split from her the year I went to Uni and I caught up with him the following August at another friends wedding to exchange stories about T, both of us questioning whether this was the reason for higher abuse/rape cases, and whether we would ever marry, because how could us "good guys" trust another girl to keep us good? Fast forward to today and I'm with a woman who has 2 kids, not a girl of high unattainable standards...which explains a lot.

"You eat my fries, i eat your soul" cuts to ads 💀

My 9-year-old Grandson saved me from a house fire. After I was released from the hospital he got me watching you. Now I can't stop. I think you're awesome. You helped me with my recovery.

99%of the comments every time Kris posts: " Can we appreciate how good Kris' vids are" "Her compliments make my day" " She is such a lovely and friendly person" "Your vids are so good keep it up" "Lots of love Kris you brighten my day" This is true btw you are so nice and lovely. From your compliments to your amazing content and personality, you are amazing

Kris: You have cute ears... *Me wearing headphones*

how in the actual world do people have the AUDACITY to do this. The one where the car hit the fence, got me shocked. luv u kris ❤❤❤

Being a non-confrontational introvert, ending up in a relationship with a secret psycho is anxiety inducing. I've had a couple buddies that went down that road - geez.

Wish we all just ended relationships in a healthy, mature way instead of turning into infantile maniacs. We had a good run, I wish you the best.

I also can't eat my prepared food unless I find something to watch. It's getting colder and colder, the anxiety and dread creeps in as I start to lower my standards so I can just eat my food.

I love how she compliments her bc it makes me so happy

My best friends ex smashed his car windows and then drove it into a bay. She had convinced herself he tried to poison her with a Tim Hortons coffee because she found “a little black bit” inside it (aka a coffee grain). I’m pretty sure she had undiagnosed schizophrenia tbh.

*Craziest Ex Girlfriend Story:* So after arguing for like 5 HOURS about us just being different people and possibly not making it in the future, she just decided that the real problem is that I wanted to have sex with other people which was always an accusation of hers, but this time she mentioned my mother AND sister... I live with my mother again (who is very young and quite beautiful too) and we used to argue a lot so my gf at the time just figured that it was due to the fact that there was a lot of built up sexual tension between us. There was no point talking any sort of sense into her at this point so I just decided to stay silent because I didn't know what to do. She REALLY believed that I wanted to have sexual relations with my mother and sister and went in full detail how I would "do it" if I had the chance for another hour or so. I said nothing for hours and just decided to go to bed because like... WHAT THE FUCK? But not before she yanked me back by the arm and bite my hand like a freaking animal, she even snarled as she did it. This was last year and I still have the bite mark on my hand to prove it. The scars look like something out of a vampire movie. She would punch, slap, scratch and violently grab me as usual and would convince me that since I am a man who practices MMA I should be able to "handle it". That's why watching the JD & AH trial brings up so many sucky memories... Yeah, we are no longer together and moving on was not an issue. She used to be a paramedic too btw 👌

*"CAROL, STOP SWEARING!!"*

I got falsely accused of sexual assault by an "ex" (I'm too young to be dating I was a clusterf***k so I barely count it) but ofc the only person that believed the rumors was my childhood best friend... even though it was proven wrong by like 5-6 different people, and he was mad a fool of-

ex story: we were in high school, and were dating (both girls) and she wanted sex, but I wasn't ready for that yet. She said that it was ok, because she was bisexual, she said she could have a boyfriend AND a girl friend, and that she would get what she wanted from someone else. I told her that is NOT what being bi meant, and that I was breaking up with her. At least she wasn't too crazy. She did try to convince me that she was a werewolf, but at least the breakup was civil...

I really hope that after the Johnny Depp trial, women start to clue in to the fact this behavior is abusive and not ok. Let's get this cleared up for EVERYONE. Don't hit your partner, throw things at your partner, stalk your partner, gaslight your partner, emotionally manipulate your partner, verbally abuse your partner, throw yourself on the hood of your partner's car. The list can go on and on, but I feel the point is clear now. Just get some fucking therapy, people. I don't understand how you don't understand that you are the problem. 🤦‍♀️

11:42 that’s the kind of partner we all need 😭 bro was ready to throw hands to protect her

ok, literally everything aside, Ben & Jerry's half baked in literally the best flavour and no one can tell otherwise cause I've got Kris on my side lol

Okay; not a crazy ex story of my own. But BOY- it's wild. Kinda really long, so...sorry! :P Context: When I was in middle school, my 6th grade Algebra 1 teacher loved to nickname students. It was all cute and fun; and I actually made two of my best friends because of it. I was called Katniss because I always wore my hair in a single side French braid (still do, to be honest!) and the two guys that sat next to me were Peeta and Gale, because the truly did look like Peeta and Gale from the general book descriptions. After the third week of this, we all started talking outside of class and became close. Gale thought it was funny back then, but both he and I never really called each other the nickname when we weren't joking about it or teasing each other. Peeta LOVED it though, and has never stopped calling me Katniss or Gale, Gale and we have never stopped calling him Peeta even though it has been YEARS. Peeta's various girlfriends weren't okay with him calling me Katniss, so he stopped when we were all together, but sometimes he would slip up and call me it by accident, just out of pure habit. His three-year girlfriend in high school especially did not appreciate our friendship NOR the endearments, and even forced him to not interact with me in public, or to hang out with me unless nearly half the football team (which Peeta was on, and his girlfriend was friends with their girlfriends) was there. So, whenever he saw me in the halls at school, or at a party but he was next to his girlfriend he would whistle like an arrow passing as a way to say hi but really didn't talk to me outside of that. It played to the inside joke, and I understand how some girls can get over something like nicknames or close friendships with other girls, so I don't really blame the guy. I didn't want to step on anyone's toes, so it was enough. We still remained really good friends despite not talking as much as we used too, and Gale or other mutual friends sometimes played messenger for us when Peeta's girlfriend was being more possessive and jealous then normal and wouldn't let me anywhere near him. When it hit senior year and he was considering giving up his free ride to Texas A&M to follow her to MIT, I did what any sensible friend would do. Called him a f*cking idiot and told him not to do it. He had always given up his plans, or what he wanted in the relationship slide for her wants and her needs and her dreams. I never really commented about it- because it was never my place. His relationship, he can throw away his time, energy, and money for this girl and be absolutely whipped if that is what made him happy. But really?!? A full ride scholarship to a college of his dreams that had a one-way ticket to his dream job almost guaranteed upon graduation, gone, POOF! for a girl he could easily make it work with, long distance? I told him, in the end it was his decision, but just so he knew- I was personally against the idea. At the time I was planning on attending Texas A&M as well, so when his girlfriend heard that I told him not to follow her she took this as validation for her suspicion that I have been in love with Peeta for years and have been trying to steal him from her. But instead of talking to him, or even me- about it, like a normal rational human being, she waited for the 'confrontation' to have maximum impact. I don't know what she had originally planned, but this all went down in the most rom-com way possible. YEP. You guessed it, this all happened.... AT OUR SENIOR PROM. Honestly, I thought everything was going fine that night. I was finally getting along with her, Peeta and I could hang out more, I passed every class with a high A, high school was practically over, and my life was about to really begin. Life was good! So, I decided to be wild and kind of started this whole karaoke thing with the DJ (to our admins dismay) to get the party going with some actual good music (it was a dance and not a single Neon Trees song, I don't think so!) and it just continued throughout most of the night. People were trading the mic to others that had song recommendations and it was just a bunch of kids getting crazy. I was almost constantly on stage, duetting with friends that wanted to do it but were scared to do it alone, or just cause the person singing wanted me to continue dancing like an idiot on an elevated stage- I didn't mind, I was having the time of my life. When Peeta wanted to give it a go, I was already on stage, and we just had fun jamming out to Pitbulls' Everything Tonight. Which was, apparently, the final straw. Peeta's girlfriend got on stage halfway through the song, shut off the music, stole the mic from my hands, and then proceeded to accuse Peeta of cheating on her with me in front of the entire Senior class, about half of the schools teaching staff, and even a couple parents. There was nearly 1,000 people in that ball room, watching this on a huge projector and stage. It was quite a performance, and if I hadn't just spent four years in advanced, professional theatre classes with this chick, I wouldn't have been able to see she was acting; tears, runny mascara, voice cracks, the half-crazed "evidence" and "should've known's" of his infidelity. If I wasn't so upset and embarrassed, I would have been impressed. When Peeta tried to get her to calm down, and to talk with him in private, she just straight up started screaming like a banshee into the microphone. I swear this girl did not breath for a solid five minutes- she was just screaming. Then, like a Tasmanian devil, launched herself at me- decked out in six-inch heels and fake acrylic nails to cat fight me. I'm trained in Krav Maga, so I can defend myself pretty well. BUT I was ALSO decked out in heels, and a sleeveless, backless dress that really didn't allow combative movement (if you know what I mean). It was... intense. It all kind of dissolved into a bunch of yelling, and wrestling, and people trying to climb up into the DJ stage and booth to film it on their phones (someone even shouted WORLDSTAR) or break up the fight which Peeta and several others were trying to prevent ME from severely hurting HER. Some sound equipment was thrown through the window (we were on the third floor of a really tall hotel-terrifying), there was glass and bits of ice sculpture everywhere. But to top it all off, when she was finally restrained, and the rest of the senior class was slightly more chill, she asked Peeta, in near hysterics, "Why are you doing this to me?" (can anyone say gaslighting??) To which he replied: "Because you're no Katniss, b*tch." And then hotel security escorted her out, some girlfriends of mine helped me get back to party ready in the bathroom, and Prom resumed. I got high fives from random classmates, free food from the catering staff all night, and was celebrated at every afterparty I hit (went to prom with a group of girls so we just kind of bounced from place to place depending on where someone else in the group wanted to go). Peeta and I are still great friends, and I am happy to say that he is married to a woman who finds the Katniss thing as hilarious as he does, and their three-year-old daughter actually believes that it is my name. :P

I used to date this one girl, and at first, she seemed pretty chill in the relationship, and we would call a lot, there was a time, we were on a call, and I apparently said the wrong thing, and she got like really upset, and started saying to was going to 'commit unalive' is what we will call it, this went on for a year and of course, me being a responsible person, I have a life... if I didn't respond to her within 5 minutes, she would start saying stuff like "oh you don't love me" and stuff, we got into many arguments, and then she began to threaten me and started getting her siblings involved in this, but she also wouldn't let me leave her, and she would always come back with like apologies and stuff, and then the same thing always happened, and while we wouldn't date, she would accuse me of cheating, and say I never gave her enough attention, and she got a lot of people to hate me.

"You have such cute ears, I'm lookin at 'em right now." Me: *Is wearing headphones*

Kris: Your ears are so cute❤ Me: I'm wearing headphones 👁👄👁

4:12 “I only murdered 1 person I swear.” Yeah, like that makes it any better!

My only kinda crazy ex story happened last year. I was dating a girl who was being really shitty to my friends, so I broke up with her and she told me that I couldn't brake up with her because she didn't agree with it. This year, she told everyone in the school that I cheated on her, and for a solid 3 months, I constantly got called a cheater or people would ask if I actually cheated on her, even my friends (yes, the ones that she was being shitty too. But, it was not all of my friends.)

When it's an ex girlfriend, it's tragicomical... but a crazy ex boyfriend is what keeps true crime podcasts in business.

I don't know if this is psyco, but it was more like anger issues. I broke up with my boyfriend, lets call him Conrad. Conrad made a joke objectifying adopted children, and being adopted, I took personal offense. I had other reasons for breaking up with him, and had reason to believe he was cheating on me. He was apologetic at first, but later got angry at me because he saw the whole thing as my fault. He eventually started to try and aggravate me, including calling me "cute" when I would glare at him, and trying to hold my hand / hug me. (I do have some touch sensitivity issues) It eventually got to a breaking point, and I asked a friend to talk to him. Apparently he had a plan to make me lash out at him, then kick sweep me in "self defense". I was shooketh to say the least, and I was scared to go places without my friends. Eventually he backed down, but it was a huge scare for me. Evetually some of the people in my grade found out and started to keep an eye out for me, and I got some sympathy from a classmate who was going through a similarly harsh breakup. Moral of the story? Feel free to rely on your friends and keep yourself safe.

Not quite an ex story, but I went on a “date” once with this guy when I was a freshman in high school and he was a sophomore or junior. After that, he kept coming to me again and again, no matter how many times I said no, for another “date” or to be his girlfriend. I eventually moved schools for unrelated reasons. We still texted because I didn’t want to be mean and break contact, but I evaded the topic of meeting up. Found out later that he was harassing a girl I started dating, yelling at her in the halls and stuff that she was “keeping me from him”. I finally broke contact with him after that. EDIT: OMG I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THE TIME HE TEXTED THAT SAME GIRL FOR PICTURES OF ME YEARS AFTER I BROKE CONTACT WITH HIM!!!

“ you eat my fries… I EAT YOUR SOUL” this is so relatable 😂🤘🏻

The thing that I find funny about these things is, cheating on someone isnt against the law, breaking up with someone isnt against the law. But smashing people cars, fences and property is. Like imagine cheating on someone then smashing up their property cause they wont take you back.

8:19 poor choice of words😂

13:44 that reaction to "I killed her" was hilarious. I can't stop laughing, lmao

"You eat my fries, I eat your soul." Marceline is that you?

In response to the cheating thing, while some people do feel guilt, the ones who do it again do it for the “thrill”. The like the drama, the attention, and to further manipulate their ‘partner’ by stating either dominance, something along the lines of “I could end it with you like that! So you better do what I like”. It’s crazy to think that humans can be like that, but as the internet revels, there are so many of them. It’s sad really... But this was a GREAT video, and a always love the genuine humor you take in everything. Much love to you and hope you have a wonderful rest of your life beyond what you record.

Humanity genuinely scare me sometimes. Can’t believe some people actually have to go through this, I feel horrible for them. Hope they end up having better lives afterwards

3:10 I have my breakfast here rn and this is how i convince myself to eat is watching you🤣 so thanks 🙏 ur amazing

I love drama 😂❤ you are the best ❤❤

That copying of keys is a serious fear I've had (especially after a break-up where the other person spent half the night pounding on my door and screaming to take them back). That's where smart locks are nice since you can issue and remove access individually, plus get notified if someone enters your home when you weren't expecting them to. I consider physical keys to be a backup and only for those on the lease or the deed.

I got stalked by an ex for several years. She was a walking red flag, living in a halfway house run by this smuggler called Pastor Pete who had pretty recently been released from prison after 15 years. Anyway, I noped right out of there when it clicked how messed up her whole situation was and she ended up getting committed shortly after. She would call me from the hospital every day and I told her that I couldn't deal with her and to stop calling me. Her mom called and told me that she was going to send some bangers to kill me - so I called the police and had her arrested. Eventually, she gets out of the loony bin and started stalking me on the internet. She did it in a really weird way. She would hack into my Facebook account and unblock herself. That was it. So I would have to go to her page and block her - her banner picture was always a message to me. Eventually, the picture was her with a guy who looked exactly like me. I thought it was photoshopped at first, but several photos later and I'm sure it was just my doppelganger. At first it was to tell me that they were dating, then engaged, then married, then divorced, then "please take me back", and then I deleted all of my social media and created new accounts under different names and made sure to never post a picture of myself. I haven't heard from her in a couple of years thankfully.

Kris: you have cute ears (HAS HEADPHONES ON?!) My brain: Error

"You eat my fries I eat your soul" Same kris same

I dated someone for two years when I was 18 and he was 22, he was mentally abusive at first then after a year and a half became physically violent with me, he harmed the two cats we had and threw them in the river close to his apartment (don't worry the cats were alive and sent off to live with someone else), he stalked me multiple times, got me arrested, hung around minors constantly. He still is after seven years of being broken up will continue to message me on FB or Snapchat and won't understand why I don't want to be friends, and will never forgive him. Not to mention he actively preys on minors and any 18 year old. Recently he confessed to "sleeping" with his new girl/victim when she was 14 and he was 26 at the time and it made me violently ill. He's literally in his early 30s now.

Kris will always be that one person who makes others laugh even if you're having a bad day. Also always wondered about what life would be like having Kris as a girlfriend.

Carol are the 30 year olds, Karen is all of the years Sharon are the 70 year olds.😂 My Grandma Sharon.

I have those same earrings!! The silver studs look amazing on you ❤!

Lol "He didn"t enter the house He only entered me" That was HILARIOUS COMIC GOLD

No crazy ex stories but, when Kris acted out how she would rat herself out to her partner if she cheated. I immediately thought of myself cheating on my first grade spelling test. I had written the word "because" on my desk the day before my test, but then I felt too bad and told my teacher...

“You eat my fries, I eat your soul” ~Kris 2022

I literally can't watch stuff without a meal either. I don't watch shows, but I watch your videos with a meal, always.

9 years ago, I felt guilty for having even one thought of cheating; I didn’t actually follow through with that horrible thought, but that’s how I knew there was nothing there anymore between my ex and I, and we had a mutual breakup.☺️

Crazy(?) ex story: The excuses my ex would come up with were ridiculous. She'd lie to get out of calls, she'd act out, and make up excuses for why she wasn't active on certain days. I'm not sure if you would consider that crazy, but I know that her lashing out and verbally abusing me, along with convincing her other bf she had for a whole year, that I "threatened" to take my life if we broke up- clearly not worth my time if I wasn't worth hers, but yeah, that's... that's the story haha.

*“That’s not a knife, this is a knife”* Kris 2022

kris, "look at those adorable little ears!" me weaeing headphones and u cant even see my ears

8:44 💀 THE JUMPSCARE IS REAL-

I feel so bad for the guys in these stores, especially where the girlfriend stalked them. I can image they wouldn’t be believed and even if they are, the police are basically useless.

When she gave the complement about everyones ears, I laughed a little to hard because one of my ears is red from dying my hair 💀

The thumbnail was so funny I couldn't stop laughing.And also this.😂😂 12:34

I've got one, and I can describe it relatively short. At some point I found out she had a picture of herself making out with another guy on the profile/dating site that we were both on (seriously how did she think I would not see it?), she ended up claiming it wasn't real and someone must have faked it. Anyway, I ended up breaking up with her. The crazier part: she tried to get back in touch with me a year later, claiming she had my child.....which was a lie. So yeah, I met up with her mother, who told me it wasn't true, that she was in some sort of institution, and never saw/heard anything from her again afterwards.

Before I realized I was gay, I dated a guy for like two weeks. When we'd video call on discord or insta, he started taking screenshots or screen recordings of me despite me telling him I was extremely uncomfortable. By the end of the relationship, he'd taken over 300 screenshots of me. He had a file of my pictures and a whole doc describing what a good wife I'd be and how many kids need make me have (I was 14). I broke up with him and he started threatening me and saying he'd find where I lived (since it was a long distance relationship). Then he started sending me pictures of my house, asking where I was. It was really scary because sir brought a knife with him to find me. There's a lot more detail, but I only wanted to write the basics (Don't mind my name, this is an alt account)

7:42 not expecting Steven but delighted.

Hey Kris I just wanted to say thank ufor making me confident about myself and for making me laugh when I have had a bad day ❤

I really appreciate you reading them and not just expecting us to pause and read it makes the watching experience so much more enjoyable ❤️

I have to have a meal and a movie lmao I FEEL THE SAME!! I GOT YOU GIRL 😂😂😂

My ex used to threaten me with jumping off the roof any time I stood up for myself. He’d show up to my work for who knows what, and I had to tell him to stop or I’d lose my job. He actually had backup bitches while he was dating me, and after a year of being with him, I asked him if I was a rebound. He confirmed it. There’s is so much more, but I can’t be bothered writing an essay rn 😊

I had a partner who, whenever she was upset, would purposefully use the things I am insecure about against me, and tried to make me feel like I was faking a mental disorder and that none of my experiences are real. She also valued sex more than me I'm pretty sure. Certainly acted like it. She also threatened to kill herself whenever I did anything that she was unhappy with, which is for a longer time the only reason I stayed. She was a long distance relationship and at some point cheated on me, and when I was with her in person, she hurt me and also did things to me not consensually. And if I ever even SLIGHTLY raised my voice or ever so slightly changed my tone, she'd act like I'm so horrible and that it's all my fault. She also didn't want to let me even meet up with my friend, ignoring me for like a whole day before coming crawling back and acting so hurt. She also when talking to her mother accused me of having abused her, and after we broke up she wanted all the gifts she gave me returned to her, but she never bothered to send back the stuff I gave her. I remember her also saying that she wanted to cut me, that I wasn't a "real man" because I am very friendly and cautious with my words, and told me I am "toxic" when I said I wished I was more muscular to come off as intimidating (which is meant in the sense of I simply wanted people to not bully me). She had left bruises, bite marks and nail scratches on me before if I remember right.

When she writes "what's your problem, it was just one guy" that's exactly the moment you realize it was not just one guy and it won't be the last one.

11:51 I started chanting along with you 😂

That first one hurt me 😂

I definitely have the craziest ex story - can’t go into much detail because of court proceedings: Rich girl, met at rich school, she joined a cult, made a bomb scare that shut down campus, got committed, got out, FBI got involved in multiple states, she’s now facing charges for DV (against me), assaulted an officer, and has an arrest warrant for making death threats against me. Oh, side note - she got into heroin after I ended things and now has a kid from a homeless guy. She lives in a beach house in a very wealthy area.

I hope you stalk your next ex-boyfriend this way. 12:49 🤣🤣🤣

How I look at kris complements: 😐 How I feel: 🥹

Literally, I could never cheat on somebody because I would feel so guilty because you’re hurting somebody else’s feelings behind their back when they thought you were loyal

Kris: telling us about how cute our ears are. People who are wearing headphones: I’m i a joke to you

A long time ago I had my first Valentine's day with a partner. My gift to her was her favourite food and some flowers plus a trip to the movies later that night and her gift to me was a cute little card that had everything I was doing wrong as a boyfriend written inside. This was from my ex who cheated on me during my birthday and stole all my friends labeling me the toxic ex. Even went as far as to get the school involved with our drama so I would suffer more my junior year. However she dropped out of school, lost all her friends after they found out how shitty she really was, and even got fired from her dream job cause she was terrible at it. Needless to say I got some kind of justice in the end and I have a loving girlfriend now who I have zero problems with and I'm finally happy

Can confirm the guilt of cheating does not effect women, she will pretend like nothing happened in order to get the best of both guys.

That text message one where she cheated on him, is the exact same situation I’m in with the mother of my child. 🤦🏻‍♂️ Kris’ response to that, is 100% right. Nobody needs that toxicity. Life is already enough, as is. Edit: the video that followed the text one, mother of my child also did. She kept showing up wherever I was, begging to get back together or was just, “checking up,” on me. Thankfully, she’s realized her shit, but only after she called the cops on me, lied to them saying i laid hands on her, got CPS on us in the process, took all my money and put me in child support despite me having paid for all of our sons stuff, I gladly continue too pay for his stuff, she went to the mental hospital for trying to off herself, got our son taken away from me to where I couldn’t see him for two months, fessed up about lying about it all, but already has CPS making me go to domestic abuse classes, therapy sessions, hooked back up with the guys she cheated on me with, fessed up to having cheated on me with the same guy TWICE and not just once, “dropped” said guy to try to work things out with me, got me kicked out of one of my bands, turned her mom and brother who i got along with amicably against me, got a job at my work at the SAME location, where I am now her supervisor, AND then, while trying to show me a text from my sister aka her best friend, the guys she “dropped” and cheated on me with TWICE, messaged her asking if they’re still gonna meet up tonight, to which i said, “I honestly hope this was all worth it. Especially you hooking up with him and lying to me multiple times, like you will tonight. ‘Cause it only cost me, the father of your son, everything AND made me realize that there are some pretty fucked up people out there, and despite wanting to work it all out for our son, sometimes there is no fixing things…only walking away and trying to be the good parent, setting good examples for our son and showing him, to know your worth and that you deserve better. Don’t rush into “love,” otherwise it’ll take a big bite out of you. You’re well enough just knowing how to love yourself, cause tour always more than enough. And if you do find love, that person better know your worth and show to you, that they know your worth it through actions, words and all.” …this all happened within the time span of a year

You are not alone in your “I can’t watch a show without a meal” and as for me it is also Vice Versa, cause i cant eat a meal without watching somethin.

Lets all agree that God took a lot of time while giving Kris her awesome personality and looks!!!!! You rock Kris!!!!

Chris is like that one kid in your class that always screams “FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!” Whenever there’s beef going on at the playground 😂 Love you Kris your the best ❤