IN ONE OF THE LATER EPISODES, THEY GO ON A SAILING DATE AND THE LOCKSMITH LITERALLY ARRIVES ON HIS OWN, SEPARATE BOAT IT’S HIS MOST ICONIC ENTRANCE IN THE WHOLE SHOW

"i just have this innate ability to design clothes" "graphic design is my passion"

"Curvy girls make my junk twitch" I swear to god im crying I want that to be remembered forever

The locksmith is literally just a less harsh version of the grim reaper

saying “I’m have an innate ability to design clothes“ and then pulling out airbrushed underwear SENT ME

theory: the locksmith is actually tiny but they gave him like 20 jackets to wear to make him look absolutely gigantic.

The relationship lasted for 3 DAYS?? LMAOO IVE SEEN MIDDLE SCHOOL RELATIONSHIPS LAST LONGER THAN THAT 💀

20:15 is this an overhead shot of the Locksmith staring pensively over a valley alone? Major anime ending vibes

The Locksmith should be in literally every show. Just a large ominous man who appears whenever someone needs to die.

i feel like she should have picked the locksmith, they had an unspoken connection

I used to terrorize one of my guy friends by constantly reminding him that girls poop. It honest to God scared him. I thought it was hilarious.

The good ending of this show is her picking the Locksmith. Well dressed? *Actual* strong, silent type? Pick him.

Plot twist: she falls in love with the locksmith

why is everyone ignoring “curvy girls make my junk twitch” 0_0

"The relationship lasted three days." Steph: well I gave it my best shot- Pete: DiD sOmeBODy SAy sHoT?!

“curvy girls make my junk twitch” made me laugh so hard fanta sprayed out of my nose

This was so uncomfortable. No wonder that show lasted 6 episodes. A woman CHAINED to 4 random guys??? Sounds literally like Hell.

"Their relationship lasted three days" WHY WOULD THEY PUT THAT IN THE SHOW

The locksmith spontaneously and ominously appearing is just the most hilarious thing to me

A woman chained to four men = literally every woman’s worst nightmare

The “relationship lasted for three days” TOOK ME OUT

something about seeing the 'Their relationship lasted for three days' over the cheery music really did it for me LMAO

The locksmith is so ominous I love him. He's not the executioner, he's an omen of the execution

2000's reality shows are just plain psychological torture shows

Being chained to four straight men is literally my worst nightmare holy shit

The casual “The relationship lasted three days.” got me

Play this as a polyamorous relationship and just have a great all expenses holiday where you get rewarded at the end

“Your butt makes a noise, that stinks” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day.

The show literally lasted longer than the relationship-

if this wasn't a TV show this sounds like every woman's worst nightmare

I have never genuinely laughed at the existence of a character as much as I did at "THE LOCKSMITH"

Two years later and I'm just now noticing the extremely artistic painting of Gooby in the background of Kurtis's set up

“My hands are literally tied” proceeds to show that his hands aren’t tied

“you rated me a 4” “that’s out of 10” DUDE WHAT? LMAO

i think steff hates herself, that;s literally the only reason you'd pick ALAN

I'm starting a cult dedicated to spreading the influence of the locksmith, I don't know why but the locksmith has spoken to my soul without even saying anything

I'm just wondering why she chose to give money to any of them.

Not really about toilet humor being wrong - it's more about making her a butt of the joke and feel uncomfortable in a vulnerable position.

Being chained to 4 strange men would be my absolute nightmare. I would not feek safe at all.

I keep thinking they should have an episode where the four candidates just all run in opposite directions and tear apart the Picker like horses executing a traitor to the crown.

My God, the “hey it’s Pete did somebody say shots” jokes is one of the best jokes Kurtis has ever made

The Locksmith is like a Twilight Zone character, he just ominously shows up and then someone goes missing, I love him

This video has cursed me forever, now I can’t go an hour without saying “Rest in Pete” at least once. Thanks a lot Kurt

lol the way she was so confident and showy with her airbrushed clothes like she was revolutionary

Dude, there is a difference between a fart joke and pointing at someone and saying "hey, you farted!" Which is what that guy was doing to Steph, seemingly just to embarrass her. Which was pretty... shitty of him.

kurtis with his curly ass mullet and stache wearing a christmas beanie is the best thing i've seen all day

that clothing designer girl really just screamed "graphic design is my passion" real loud

I have started saying "rest in keith" whenever something moderately bad happens (something breaks, death in video game, etc) because of this video and it drives my friends insane. It's like out of my hands at this point it's a reflex.

I would literally never split $10,000 with anyone I've known for 4 days

"curvy girls make my junk twitch" is going to be a senior quote

This is one of Kurtis’s funniest videos. This one had me howling the whole time 😂💀

The locksmith behind the tarp was the funniest and coldest shit ever I love it

A man born in the 90s that looks like he’s in the 80s talking about the 2000s in 2020....... ✨𝒘𝒐𝒘✨

So funny story: We recently had to get our locks replaced and we hired this random dude. So when he arrived the first thing I thought was *"When the locksmith arrives, one man must go."*

The Locksmith is the embodiment of "he's just standing there... MENACINGLY!!!"

4:35 people who call themselves artists after putting a prompt into an ai generator

jason and the locksmith should've gotten together and stolen the money, they were the only good people and they actually had chemistry

“The relationship lasted 3 days” made me laugh SO FUCKING HARD

"When the locksmith arrives One man is gone. Let it be written, let it be done."

Stef didnt not like farts in general lol,.. she just didnt want a bunch of men that were supposed to be wooing her to be making fun of HER for farting in the hot tub!😅

I bet you if she picked Jason, the relationship would have lasted FOUR days

When I see the locksmith at my wedding ... 👁👄👁

"the relationship lasted 3 days." shit had me ROLLLIJNNG HELOPP

I always wondered if anyone on dating shows, ever didn't like ANY of the "suiters" chosen for them for the get go; then immediately is like "I'm out." Or if they would stick it out for the clout and/or money. A lot of times when I watch a dating show that has one woman picking between multiple men, I sometimes think to myself "Wouldn't date any of them," right off the bat. Not saying they aren't good enough or some stupid crap like that. It's just sometimes they pick the WORST people. Not just looks, like personality, and you know morals lol. It's like they didn't even bother asking the "picker" what characteristics, and/or traits they are attracted to. Sometimes, they may ask, but then choose the complete opposite. They seem to do this way more often when it's a woman as the "picker." Really makes you wonder if they do it for shiits and giggles. They seem to like to watch the woman be berated, and man handled by men some (if not all) she isn't even attracted to, to make the show more entertaining. For the men, they will pick the most (according to society) hot women, and make it all based around male viewers getting their rocks off watching all these attractive girls throw themselves at the man. Now I know I shouldn't expect much from a dating show, especially if it's on MTV lol; however, they really seem to only care about the craziest, or most attractive people. They don't give a flying f about finding love for the person. They want to entertain people in the worst type of way, while we all happily oblige lol. I am not talking down about anyone who watches either. I 100% have watched MANY dating shows, and thoroughly enjoy almost every single one of them lol. This was just some thoughts I wanted to share, and it turned into being (as usual) way too freaking long. No one is going to read this. Especially being on a video from 2 years ago that has over 10k comments. Why I do this to myself I don't know lol. Well, maybe some day, or year, someone will read this, and find it semi-interesting, and reply to me with their thoughts. You know I always wanted to make a UKposts channel. I for one love to talk, and I for 2 have way too many thoughts and opinions. I always wanted to share those opinions by maybe doing reaction videos like Kurtis, and see if there are people out there who think the same way as I do, or who just like how I think. In my personal life, pretty alone lol. I have always been a one or 2 very close friend type of person. Anyway, I don't expect anyone to care about this, just an outlet to be able to talk, bcuz in my mind there is at least a *chance* tht someone will read and reply.☺

I think the locksmith should get a spinoff show where he just ruins relationships, by stealing the girl after forcing the dude to leave.

that wasn’t really a fart joke though lmaoo it was just a guy ridiculing a woman for not being ‘ladylike’, there was no fart it was just cooter bubbles that they drew way too much attention to, she was allowed to react like that

Fell asleep to a different Kurtis conner video and autoplaying to this one, made for some weird nap dreams 😅

I’ve never actually watched this video with my eyes, every time I’m working on a big art project I turn this video on and listen to it and just imagine what it looks like and I want to keep it that way

Being chained to 4 guys and stuck in a house looks like my worst nightmare ever

Curtis you are honestly one of the best youtubers on the platform, I appreciate everything you do and say

I love you for making the "Mandy Moore" joke at 2:00, because when I was a kid that used to confuse me all the time, because often I couldn't tell if they were saying "and Mandy Moore" or "and many more" 😂

Petition to make the locksmith the Sheriff of Kurtistown:

Why does the locksmith look like he's trying to hold in a cough-

I would PAY 10 000$ to NOT be stuck to those weirdos. Wtf. That is like the worst nightmare scenario imaginable

17:20 That always annoyed me when my mom spontaneously vibrated when talking to other women she knew

"It's not humor, it's about you guys feeling good about yourselves by putting people down." fr tho

The though of being a woman chained to four pretty big dudes, and therefore being unable to have my own space or get them away from me if they began to make me uncomfortable is terrifying. Like, the part where she has to lay on that dude in the car and when they all just decided time To Make Fun of Her in the hot tub, and knowing that she couldn't (at least in fiction) get away from them made me legitimately scared for her.

This is so goddamn hilarious. Thank you for making this. You're one of very few creators that actually make me laugh out loud.

kurtis is like my "comfort show". i will be so sad one day when he stops doing youtube videos. anyways, im home sick today from work and even though i felt miserable, kurtis was making me crack up laughing until i felt better and fell back asleep. comedian and nurse all in one, give the man a hand.

Kurtis looking more and more like he could be interviewed in the Tiger King documentary

Jason has soft boy hair. He looks like he fervently applies Chapstick in the dark.

16:08 Missed opportunity to say "that's jacked up"

a youtube video hasn’t made me audibly laugh in a long time... you are hilarious!!!! I also love how you integrated the content of the video into the sponsorship. hilarious dude. love your vids!!!

"They went for dinner the next night." "The relationship lasted 3 days." Should have picked Jason.

Kurtis: If you’ve never given audible a shot, now is the perfect time. Pete: Did someone say shot?

hey kurtis, just found yr channel. bit older than you, more of an 80s guy growing up. Good times. but my fav period is 90s into early 2000s. I was totally into a lot of shows back then, but I don't remember some of the ones you mentioned. Loved Blind Date, saw that one a lot. Wondering where you find some of ur footage from that time. Strange, considering all the taping at that time, it seems to be kind of limited. I love watching old commercial comps, Conan monologues, Leno headlines, MTV clips - all those will just transport u back in time. Esp the old commercials (Dell dude, Geico, AOL, 1-800-CALL-ATT). Watching those really brings out memories.

THE PHOTO OF YOUNG KURTIS...IM ACTUALLY WHEEZING-

did kurtis just confirm that bestie picks bae is fake-

i think steph was genuinely really uncomfortable when they started making the fart jokes cause everyone started looking at her croch, including the camera and everything and she was very openly against it. i’m extremely immature and laugh at fart jokes 24/7 but that scene rubbed me the wrong way so much, that’s all haha i just wanted to share my thoughts and see if anyone else agrees? 💕 edit: thank you all for the likes and replies i read! i really hope kurtis can see this and hopefully rethink what he said. edit 2: i saw that kurtis apologized on his podcast! if he happens to read this, thank you kurt boy it means a lot

11:45 if you search steph in urban dictionary, the definition is 'a person who doesn't laugh at fart jokes'

Ngl, at 18:17 my mind ignored the umbrella portion, and thought the Locksmith was bring out a gun. Though, it would fit the whole "one man MUST go".

the chained up scenes in saw are more pleasant than this show

fart jokes are fine but the fact that hes pointing at her crotch when shes in a bathing suit and the only woman in a very vulnerable situation is not cool

I’m a Steph. I showed this to my fiancé. Now “All Stephs fart” is his text alert sound. 😂😂😂💀

Kurtis this is a banger episode, amazing.

If I EVER marry someone and they call me “the old ball and chain” IMMEDIATE divorce

NOT KURTIS SHADING HIS EPISODE ON 'BESTIE-PICKS-BAE' AND THAT IT'S FAKE YIKES

"Me trying to enjoy my spring" Kurtis:MERRY KURTMAS

For a brief moment when he's carrying the umbrella - I thought the locksmith was actually carrying a shotgun

who cares about the outcome of the couple, I wanna know how the LOCKSMITH's doing, the absolute king