Sheriffs: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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With over a thousand sheriffs up for election this year, John Oliver discusses how much power - and how little accountability - they have.
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@robertgronewold3326
@robertgronewold3326 4 роки тому
My mom once got caught up in a sheriff's scheme to get funds to improve his jail. On Halloween night 2002, at 10PM, my mom got arrested for 'writing bad checks'. (The truth on that front was that my mom bought a washing machine with a check, and the store lost their data on the transaction and for some reason didn't bother to just contact the bank to get it back.) So my mom, a lovable grandma of 12, was taken to jail too late to post bail and shoved into a cell with about 20 other women. She had to sleep on a concrete floor with no blanket that night, and tend to a young woman who had not been given her diabetes medication. The whole reason for this was that the local sheriff was wanting to pack his jail so that it seemed constantly crowded for an inspection November 1st, and get the money from the Iowa government to expand the facility. Thankfully, when the judge oversaw my mom's case the next morning, he went ballistic, and started a large investigation with a number of other officials. The sheriff lost his job, and the officer who arrested my mom literally got demoted to parking duty.
@agsweet708
@agsweet708 4 роки тому
I'm sorry this happened to your mom
@Alexrider02
@Alexrider02 4 роки тому
@@agsweet708 I'm glad it happened to his mom, because if it hadn't happened, the sheriff would probably still be doing shit like this to other innocent people. Good on that judge for having morals.
@tompatterson1548
@tompatterson1548 4 роки тому
Robert Gronewold guess he got what he diserved!
@csainphor
@csainphor 4 роки тому
The end result was great but G-Ddamn your mother and so many other people did not and do not deserve that kind of treatment. So sorry that happened to her.
@forcesightknight
@forcesightknight 4 роки тому
I had a similar situation, only the sheriff deputies copied all pertinent information in my wallet then drained my account. Nothing ever happened to them, because the judge was the sheriff son. Cops need better checks and balances. Time for a federal over site committee. Then charge cops triple fines with no professional courtesy bullshit. They need to be held to a higher standard.
@khop1268
@khop1268 4 роки тому
Imagine John Oliver asking the graphic design team, “I need you to make a horse thats fuckable”
@BytheTicket222
@BytheTicket222 4 роки тому
He's brought that idea up in multiple other episodes; im pretty sure he brings his own pictures from home.
@KurtRichterCISSP
@KurtRichterCISSP 4 роки тому
Again? Right away, sir 🙄
@Murf181
@Murf181 4 роки тому
And as they show him a dozen options, he sorts out the ones most fuckable.
@jokarpinski22
@jokarpinski22 4 роки тому
I mean he's clearly descended from horses, I mean he's English.
@VictoriaSobocki
@VictoriaSobocki 4 роки тому
Khop 126 Why does he always bring that horse up?!
@KGisthename
@KGisthename 4 роки тому
If Adam Driver gets on a sexy horse, there will be a restraining order filed against John.
@mistakencrown4858
@mistakencrown4858 3 роки тому
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@chiggensandich23
@chiggensandich23 3 роки тому
Lmao, this aged fantastically
@amanarun8265
@amanarun8265 3 роки тому
Adam Driver on a Sexy Horse, with Hamsters wearing speedos
@maidenofcats568
@maidenofcats568 3 роки тому
By who? Adam Driver or the sexy horse?
@tegantalks9612
@tegantalks9612 3 роки тому
@@maidenofcats568 both
@CherryBomb_Games
@CherryBomb_Games Рік тому
John makes a great point. I'm a cancer survivor, and when I was in the hospital I stole approximately 1,000 feet of copper wire while I was there.
@Widdekuu91
@Widdekuu91 Рік тому
Way to go!
@jadepaulsen8456
@jadepaulsen8456 11 місяців тому
Makes sense.
@chrismanspeaker9372
@chrismanspeaker9372 4 місяці тому
If you get the thin stuff, it makes a shiny wig
@scottanddorinahendrickson8397
@scottanddorinahendrickson8397 4 місяці тому
È​@@chrismanspeaker9372
@HeyyyitsLissy
@HeyyyitsLissy 4 місяці тому
You’re amazing. Don’t ever let em make you feel less than
@Greg_tha_rushin
@Greg_tha_rushin 4 роки тому
I live in Houston and it made me feel real proud to see Sheriff Ed Gonzales portrayed positively here. He deserves the recognition and I'll be voting for him again as long as he is running. Also, that horse can get it.
@Blue-bx9pb
@Blue-bx9pb 4 роки тому
Greg G I was also really happy to hear something good from the city I live in, especially when the show has documented the many cases where Texas kinda bites. But yeah. Ed Gonzales for the second good fact about Texas on last week tonight with glasses birdman
@josed.2365
@josed.2365 4 роки тому
And might I add a lot more capable than Art Acevedo.
@seanwheeler7067
@seanwheeler7067 4 роки тому
I just wish he would do something about the murders of that old couple a few years ago. That and properly address the whole issue with our police union rep who threatened citizens of the city
@onefastboi14
@onefastboi14 4 роки тому
Same here! I live here in Cypress and it made me proud to see him in this displayed positively. He does a lot of good for the community and I’ll be voting for him as well.
@761jared
@761jared 4 роки тому
I certainly agree that often people who are perfectly able and willing to come to court simply cannot afford to bail out of jail. However, I also wonder how much of this push by senior LE offiicials is to alleviate their stretched budgets?
@ismaieladen4814
@ismaieladen4814 4 роки тому
"They said, One hit wouldn't hurt" "THEY LAAD" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@crypt0nym0ussec57
@crypt0nym0ussec57 4 роки тому
LMAOOOOO
@Sweet.Mother.of.Cheesus
@Sweet.Mother.of.Cheesus 4 роки тому
"Coraaaal..!!!" :D
@frostfang1
@frostfang1 4 роки тому
"One hit hurts a whole lot. Parents, remember to beat the drugs out of your kids. It takes a hit to prevent a hit. DARE to hit your kids before the Drugs hit them."
@koilamaoh4238
@koilamaoh4238 4 роки тому
Here I thought he was talking about religious conservative child abuse which they do lol.. Let the poor kids do drugs man, so they don't have to feel that pain of being abused. Why you think they do drugs in the first place lol.
@frostfang1
@frostfang1 4 роки тому
@@koilamaoh4238 it's a viscous cycle! You gotta beat the drugs out of them, but then the abuse causes them to run to drugs.
@benburke3015
@benburke3015 3 роки тому
Kenny Boone is surprisingly complimentary to his enemies. “You nerdy, uh, intelligent bastard”.
@SuperSaiyanD48
@SuperSaiyanD48 3 роки тому
You can't tell me that isn't Hank Hill.
@DoctorWhoKage
@DoctorWhoKage 2 роки тому
Kenny Boone reminds me of Kefka in that one moment in Dissidia where he said, "Yeah, it's been a pleasure! Wait--you're WHAT!?"
@samrey1803
@samrey1803 2 роки тому
He ended with, I promise, thank you.. LoL 🤣
@antonbrakhage490
@antonbrakhage490 2 роки тому
Says so much about conservatives that they think calling someone intelligent is an insult.
@ixlnxs
@ixlnxs 2 роки тому
@@antonbrakhage490 Only in America are "'smart" and "intellectual" more often used in a negative connotation than a positive one.
@futuremovieactor
@futuremovieactor 3 роки тому
It’s sad looking back on this now since it’s the last episode he filmed with an audience before going into quarantine.
@seanmatyas3938
@seanmatyas3938 3 роки тому
What with Rob Coddry putting his hand in the salad bar and then licking both ends of a phone...hell even shaking that guy's hand made me uneasy.
@ninawth
@ninawth 3 роки тому
I like the version of the show without the audience so much more. The laughing is just distracting and humour was never this show's focus or strongest point anyway. It's finally had to opportunity to really focus on serious matters now, without the audience. I really hope they're going to keep it that way.
@seanmatyas3938
@seanmatyas3938 3 роки тому
@@ninawth yup one of the few good things about 2020 was the elimination of the crowd. Wow live audiences are just awful
@MrAnimason
@MrAnimason 3 роки тому
@@seanmatyas3938 I thought his audience was pretty good. They quieted down quickly and I always like having people to laugh with. I'm looking forward to having them back by September.
@ezgolf1764
@ezgolf1764 3 роки тому
@@MrAnimason The big difference with most other live audiences is that they aren’t laughing every other line
@sebastiaocamarinhas194
@sebastiaocamarinhas194 4 роки тому
"Cancer patients won't commit crimes" Walter White would disagree...
@tekbarrier
@tekbarrier 4 роки тому
Talk to your kids about dipping sticks
@kwesiwelcome5812
@kwesiwelcome5812 4 роки тому
Bruh 🤣🤣
@arielsigala2633
@arielsigala2633 4 роки тому
He doesn't use drugs. He just makes it.
@papagrounds
@papagrounds 4 роки тому
@@arielsigala2633 Making drugs is not illegal where you live? I'm moving there!
@Mark-xt8jp
@Mark-xt8jp 4 роки тому
Perfect timing that one of the top recommendations on the right is a video titled "The Magic of Chemistry"...
@VaderforprezAZ09
@VaderforprezAZ09 4 роки тому
fun fact: our last county sheriff was driving his own squad car drunk, the current one was the person who actively assisted him in covering it up
@dumpygoodness4086
@dumpygoodness4086 4 роки тому
​ chez moi OLIVER IS NAIVE. (If this were 1936 Germany, he'd say SOME Nazis are bad!) SHERIFF LITERALLY MEANS CRIMINAL THUG. POLICE WERE LITERALLY CREATED BY EMPERORs, DIRTY POLITICIANS, THE ROBBER BARONS, KKK JUDGES, etc. THE RICH CREATED POLICE TO PROTECT THE RICH FROM US LITTLE PEOPLE who are robbed by this SUPER-MAFIA every day. ex: the ROBBER BARONS of the late 1800s America... had to hire PRIVATE SECURITY b/c they were stealing, uh, making so much money off the helpless citizenry. "Wait a minute!" said one Robber Baron, "WHY are we paying for our OWN security? Let's create a PUBLIC security force that protects us, but make the IDIOT TAXPAYERS fund it!!!" No joke. Police are LITERALLY a Criminal Enterprise in EVERY way, under current laws. But wimps like John Oliver, funded by The Establishment, pussyfoots around this super-mafia. (EX: cops rape women EVERY day in Amerikkka, and no one cares!!) (When they've busted rapist cops, it always turns out that everyone knew and everyone looked the other way!) ALL OF AMERICA'S HOLIDAYS ARE FOR THE ENEMY OF POLICE!!! HOW THE F did everyone ignore that minor fact? (OR that the Founding Fathers were FUGITIVES from police and had they NOT resisted arrest... we'd still be an English colony!!)
@ashleysasso7788
@ashleysasso7788 4 роки тому
That sounds like something that happened to the sheriff of the county im living in rn
@lukeives7396
@lukeives7396 4 роки тому
In our county seat, the sheriff got drunk and took his squad car out. He found his wife driving home and pulled her over, presumably for sex...it wasn't her fucking car.
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 4 роки тому
What were their names?
@ashenwuss1651
@ashenwuss1651 4 роки тому
And that one handsome politician guy was also on the list.
@justincastillogayray
@justincastillogayray Рік тому
"Talk to your kids about felony embezzlement" still cracks me up.
@KuariThunderclaw
@KuariThunderclaw 2 роки тому
Likely reason sheriffs often run unopposed: One of the requirements to run is often being certified for law enforcement. And if the sheriffs runs the law enforcement of the area.... it essentially means you are running against your boss... and I can't imagine many of the power hungry monsters among them would take kindly to that.
@antonbrakhage490
@antonbrakhage490 2 роки тому
That is a stupendously stupid way to set up a system. No shit it doesn't work well.
@pullt
@pullt 3 місяці тому
It is almost as if the piece mentioned the obvious problem with running against one's boss ...
@tysonrunnels9315
@tysonrunnels9315 4 роки тому
'Cancer patients aren't stealing my air conditioner.' That really depends on the cost of chemo doesn't it?
@backwoodsjunkie08
@backwoodsjunkie08 4 роки тому
Lol amen!
@yorhaunit8s
@yorhaunit8s 4 роки тому
*Breaking bad opening starts*
@irgendwieanders2121
@irgendwieanders2121 4 роки тому
Cancer patients are drug addicts... It is just different drugs...
@melonlord1414
@melonlord1414 4 роки тому
you know, it's true in most countrys outside of the USA
@eponymousIme
@eponymousIme 4 роки тому
Bravo!
@jodinsan
@jodinsan 4 роки тому
Sheriff: A politician with the legal authority of a police officer.
@mischaminxx
@mischaminxx 4 роки тому
The single most underrated comment in this entire thread!!!!!!!!! Edit: almost 2k likes, not so underrated after all.
@backwoodsjunkie08
@backwoodsjunkie08 4 роки тому
That is scary as hell to imagine
@SASDPNV
@SASDPNV 4 роки тому
@@backwoodsjunkie08 why
@bumlb54
@bumlb54 4 роки тому
All Sheriffs are former or current law enforcement officers
@wannaeatpizza
@wannaeatpizza 4 роки тому
what a dangerous concept
@lordsam1037
@lordsam1037 3 роки тому
didn't expect Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome to be a sherriff in this video
@adrielsebastian5216
@adrielsebastian5216 3 роки тому
Wasn't he the clerk for Harris Co, TX?
@Phlebas
@Phlebas 4 роки тому
As a Canadian, I just find it really weird that sheriffs are elected and that they're associated with political parties. Same with judges and DAs for that matter. I guess I understand the logic and I'm sure that Americans might see the way we do things as undemocratic (all these positions are appointed) but we also seem to have far fewer cases of corruption.
@Phlebas
@Phlebas 3 роки тому
@Colin Thiel You'd be welcome, though I suppose I should put out a disclaimer that things are only relatively better here than in the US. There's still lots of room for improvement, and a frustrating lack of political will to make those improvements. That said, I'm watching news from the US daily and am really hoping you pull through. My sympathies to everyone who has to endure America's systemic problems. If you don't end up moving to Canada, then keep fighting the good fight and know that decent people from all over the world are cheering for you.
@jaster6056
@jaster6056 3 роки тому
@@Phlebas @colin Thiel I agree - Colin you'd be welcome.
@lukasfriedrichbauer8320
@lukasfriedrichbauer8320 3 роки тому
In Europe electing someone like a local police chief is completely unthinkable, and we generally have a lot less Police violence and corruption too. To a certain degree I understand where it's probably coming from, when the US started electing Sheriffs, most of us were still ruled over by Kings and Emperors, and while it usually (outside of Czarist Russia, the Ottoman Empire and the Papal States) were constitutional monarchies, not absolutist ones, it still had very little in common with what we see as democracy today, pretty authoritarian even in the best of cases. The idea of having positions with some serious coercive power, like a sheriff or judge be elected offices, would have seemed reasonable, and an improvement over such officials simply be appointed by the Monarch and the ministers of his goverment, on whom people had zero influence at all. Fair for it's day. Unfortunately it didn't work out that well in the long run, and elections by themselves insufficient protections from abuse and overreach.
@normanberg9940
@normanberg9940 3 роки тому
@North Pole-emics And yet, despite all that AMERICA is undoubtedly the most influential country in the world whereas Canada is only good enough to occupy the space between the lower 48 and Alaska. FOR NOW. At some point we may decide to let the Quebecose have their way and annex the rest of you. I mean, just saying EH!
@normanberg9940
@normanberg9940 3 роки тому
@North Pole-emics You consistently beat us in almost every metric. Is that right now? How many are you? How many are we? Can you understand input cost differences? Besides no one forced them all to come here, Especially all those hundreds of thousands of Canuks, all here to make it big because for some reason the land of the Maple leaf just doesn't seem to provide that for them. One would have to wonder why if everything is so great up there. Beat us in almost every metric. What's your GDP? How many men have you put on the moon(Oh that's right, it's Canada so it would more than likely be a woman)? What major modern technologies do you lead the world in? What's your annual contribution to the goddamed W.H.O. ?How many Commie dictators have you sent packing? Your fantastic standard of living wouldn't exist if we hadn't been there to guarantee it with our blood, sweat and treasure. Now there's some real gratitude for you. For better or worse, we call the shots on this here planet. You just happen to be the geeky kid next door.
@cordelia7830
@cordelia7830 4 роки тому
I had no idea who my sheriff was. I looked into it and there was a lawsuit filed against him from two past employees and one current employee. One of them stated in reference to him: "intoxicated with power and will physically abuse, intimidate, incarcerate, extort, and defame in order to ensure their absolute control." Wow.
@MrJimheeren
@MrJimheeren 4 роки тому
Cordelia Maria Del Rey holy shit. Vote that guy out
@123mickymouse123
@123mickymouse123 4 роки тому
Pretty much the issue. It's almost always only the extremely politically active who will take part in such elections, which in law enforcement is typically the extremely conservative.
@mypseu
@mypseu 4 роки тому
My local sheriff was recently replaced after he tased a grieving son who arrived at the scene of his mother's death and wanted to see her body. He also beat a suspect within an inch of their life for drowning his infant daughter. The second one is slightly more understandable but both are wrong.
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 4 роки тому
I'm curious - was there a magic "R" next to his name?
@alexandrub8786
@alexandrub8786 4 роки тому
And that haven if you vote foe everything that need lots of time for research,you make bad decisions.
@volcryndarkstar3283
@volcryndarkstar3283 4 роки тому
Me: **Dies in the the warm embrace of a loved one** Kenny Boone:"Talk to your kids about hugs."
@FrancisBehnen
@FrancisBehnen 4 роки тому
Well actually.. with the corona virus and all that could become more truthful than you think
@ivanj9082
@ivanj9082 4 роки тому
Huh
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 4 роки тому
Guess he wants us to have as much physical contact as possible considering the coronavirus
@ericsmith8373
@ericsmith8373 4 роки тому
@@FrancisBehnen Kenny Boone: "Talk to your kids about flu bugs"
@conorwithers4682
@conorwithers4682 3 роки тому
That sheriff ad where he admitted to doing blackface really was the greatest reveal ever. I've shown this to most of my close freinds and paused asking them 'what do you think he'll admit?' so far nobody guessed that.
@petermanou9083
@petermanou9083 3 роки тому
Somehow the best line in all of this is "I've never seen a frog and not killed it."
@Edgemaster72
@Edgemaster72 4 роки тому
And just like that, John's thirst for Adam Driver was replaced with thirst for a horse
@orlock20
@orlock20 4 роки тому
If one took a hit of whatever the kid in the PSA was taking, those two things may look the same.
@edwinhurwitz6792
@edwinhurwitz6792 4 роки тому
He might want to check the gender of the horse.
@Demonskunk
@Demonskunk 4 роки тому
Edwin Hurwitz I don't think John Oliver cares what gender his Horse Daddy is.
@sdfkjgh
@sdfkjgh 4 роки тому
Min Lungelow: I don't think _anyone_ cares what gender their Horse Daddy is. Remember, never look a gift Horse Daddy in the mouth, and may the Horse be with you.
@LucasMONeill
@LucasMONeill 4 роки тому
@@edwinhurwitz6792 OR he is fully aware of the horse's gender and just wants to swing that way. Perfectly fine to me.
@littlesnowflakepunk855
@littlesnowflakepunk855 4 роки тому
that "they said one hit wouldn't hurt" ad is correct. i smoked one weed one time and now i'm gay, and also dead
@JoshuaDavies04
@JoshuaDavies04 4 роки тому
littlesnowflakepunk RIP in peace
@ofallsadwords3207
@ofallsadwords3207 4 роки тому
I only injected one marijuana and now I'm a couch.
@kamadeva5121
@kamadeva5121 4 роки тому
How long did it take you to die to death? I just had one weed
@angelkarottu4793
@angelkarottu4793 4 роки тому
Plays 'My dead gay son' from Heathers.
@dumpygoodness4086
@dumpygoodness4086 4 роки тому
OLIVER IS NAIVE. (If this were 1936 Germany, he'd say SOME Nazis are bad!) SHERIFF LITERALLY MEANS CRIMINAL THUG. POLICE WERE LITERALLY CREATED BY EMPERORs, DIRTY POLITICIANS, THE ROBBER BARONS, KKK JUDGES, etc. THE RICH CREATED POLICE TO PROTECT THE RICH FROM US LITTLE PEOPLE who are robbed by this SUPER-MAFIA every day.
@uthmanbaksh3530
@uthmanbaksh3530 3 роки тому
This was the last episode of Last Week tonight filmed in front of a live studio audience before COVID-19 forced John to do the show in his basement. You don't know what you have until it's gone!
@franciscomm7675
@franciscomm7675 2 роки тому
Live studio audience returned
@ranelgallardo7031
@ranelgallardo7031 5 місяців тому
@@franciscomm7675 It was done remotely from Mar 2020 - Sep 2021.
@LakeFX
@LakeFX 4 роки тому
"How much are flights?" You're in luck, John...
@matthewmuir8884
@matthewmuir8884 4 роки тому
You're forgetting the third mental image of a sheriff: a medieval noble who takes from the poor and routinely gets robbed by Robin Hood.
@dr.feelicks2051
@dr.feelicks2051 4 роки тому
Matthew St. Cyr sheriff of sleepy pig🐷
@KeyDash753
@KeyDash753 4 роки тому
Cancel kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas.
@aaronmarks9366
@aaronmarks9366 4 роки тому
I was 100% thinking this, I'm glad someone said it
@rubble7390
@rubble7390 4 роки тому
@@KeyDash753 I wonder how many people will recognize that awesome quote.
@slharbron
@slharbron 4 роки тому
@@rubble7390 The late Alan Rickman
@yhazt6971
@yhazt6971 4 роки тому
THATS MY SHERIFF (Ed Gonzalez, the guy who made a good point about why poor people shouldn’t be in jail just for being poor). 🙌🏿☺️
@mauree1618
@mauree1618 4 роки тому
Same here, hope he stays level headed.
@charliewunderock2149
@charliewunderock2149 4 роки тому
Agreed. Even if they are murderous rapists. If you're poor you shouldn't have to be locked up in jail or have to post a bond.
@frimi8593
@frimi8593 4 роки тому
@@charliewunderock2149 yeah clearly somebody didn't read the actual comment
@ateasewiththecheese2140
@ateasewiththecheese2140 3 роки тому
Poor peeple smeyll bAed
@bimmjim
@bimmjim 3 роки тому
Pants up. Don't loot.
@GnolithicStudio
@GnolithicStudio 3 роки тому
6.4K dislikes = 3K sheriffs and their families.
@duncangilpatric987
@duncangilpatric987 3 роки тому
@Debra Young wow, you discovered how to copy and paste. Impressive
@ericadeshaies2910
@ericadeshaies2910 3 роки тому
I just voted in WA state and making sheriff's an appointed position instead of an elected position was on the ballot. So thanks John Oliver, if it wasn't for you I wouldn't have known how important this issue is!
@jorenvanderark3567
@jorenvanderark3567 3 роки тому
Yes, let's have all law enforcement not be accountable to the people, it isn't as if big city (largely appointed leadership) and federal police institutions are the most corrupt and despised in the country. And before you bring in the sherrifs tend to be racist argument, yeah they are, the communities with elected sherrifs tend to be racist, that would not carry over to the big cities. Want to make law enforcement more accountable? Begin with the ballot box!
@ixlnxs
@ixlnxs 2 роки тому
@@jorenvanderark3567 And yet there seems to be a lot more corruption among those elected American sheriff offices than among all those appointed police chiefs all over the UK, Australia, France and Japan, to name but a few countries. There's a reason why most countries have their law enforcement and judges appointed by elected people rather than elected directly.
@jorenvanderark3567
@jorenvanderark3567 2 роки тому
@@ixlnxs Comparing America to Europe is utter horseshit as the cultures surrounding law enforcement are not even remotely compatible. Let's instead compare the corruption seen in elected County sheriff department and City police departments shall we? The sheriffs suddenly don't look all that bad. I would be interested in seeing what would happen to European police forces if they where suddenly accountable to the very people that they police. Might end the little corruption that still lingers on there.
@ixlnxs
@ixlnxs 2 роки тому
@@jorenvanderark3567 Many European countries are less corrupt than many US states. Plus, EU countries are still functioning democracies.
@jorenvanderark3567
@jorenvanderark3567 2 роки тому
@@ixlnxs Functional democracies? Poland and Italy would like a word with you. But generally yes, that an advantage of a many party system, more democracy is good. How does that defeat my argument?
@enigmaPL
@enigmaPL 4 роки тому
"You nerdy, intelligent bastard." "Uh... thank you?"
@kerawayne2229
@kerawayne2229 4 роки тому
I'm from Florence County and here's a fun fact about Kenney Boone: He is in fact in prison. Soon to be on trial for domestic violence charges and animal cruelty (he hit a cat with a baseball bat in front of his child)
@Melesniannon
@Melesniannon 4 роки тому
See, he was right about the one hit thing. Detrimental to children.
@stclemmons1969
@stclemmons1969 4 роки тому
Hit batted a cat in front of his kid? Even as a canine who has no love for cats, I have to say that that is waaaayyyyy fucked up. Glad to hear he's locked up. Only thing better is if he was in the Alabama jail that doesn't feed the prisoners.
@colbyposton349
@colbyposton349 4 роки тому
Thanks Kera for the info.
@Name-jw4sj
@Name-jw4sj 4 роки тому
South Carolina is always backwards. Would hate to live there.
@SuddenReal
@SuddenReal 4 роки тому
"Son, it's time to tell you about drugs... let me show you what the first hit is like... now, where's that cat?"
@TimM-kz1vl
@TimM-kz1vl 5 місяців тому
Oh my god that last sheriff ad had me in tears, that was amazing!
@Friendlybot9000
@Friendlybot9000 3 роки тому
“Feces on the wall, blood everywhere” is literally a description of a containment chamber of an SCP.
@eventer79
@eventer79 4 роки тому
I learned who my sheriff was -- when he was indicted last year for encouraging a plot to murder one of his deputies. True story. As far as I know, he's still just "suspended."
@milliamp
@milliamp 4 роки тому
Probably suspended with pay
@jackholmes6877
@jackholmes6877 4 роки тому
Who?
@nicole4508
@nicole4508 4 роки тому
@@jackholmes6877 Granville county sheriff Brindell Wilkins
@krinka1458
@krinka1458 4 роки тому
why am I feeling surprised? wait no that curiosity.
@aurorauplinks
@aurorauplinks 4 роки тому
Suspected or... what did the deputy do... run against him in an election? Caus that's not how democracy works
@noenken
@noenken 4 роки тому
"... highly unusual and upsettingly dark." Who wrote that one? You almost killed me!
@ragglock
@ragglock 4 роки тому
Good movie title 🤔
@apophis9192
@apophis9192 4 роки тому
Lol
@fgggg4337
@fgggg4337 3 роки тому
“I’ve have never seen a frog and not killed it”
@rey187
@rey187 4 роки тому
For those of us in Asia, it's a mid-day joy to see John Oliver uploads on a Monday afternoon.
@deborah3250
@deborah3250 4 роки тому
You dont have to stay up and lose sleep, lucky!
@markozabic2255
@markozabic2255 4 роки тому
Same for us in middle europe, just the differents is its in the morning
@HaikuBanter
@HaikuBanter 4 роки тому
Hey dude. Happy afternoon! It is late here but I work at night. We're not so different, you and I.
@mikeappleget482
@mikeappleget482 4 роки тому
We’re on freedom time. It’s 3 in the morning.
@Calvin.K.Langat
@Calvin.K.Langat 4 роки тому
I have work in the morning and I’m up at 2 am watching it because I need my fix
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 4 роки тому
Considering the cost of health care, I wouldn't be surprised to hear that stripping copper is an important income source for some cancer patients.
@Crick1952
@Crick1952 4 роки тому
It won't net you that kind of money. For that you have to cook meth.
@kaziiqbal7257
@kaziiqbal7257 4 роки тому
New Message honestly it’s sad that I was thinking that too. There’s probably some poor guy who’s mom’s dying of cancer and he’s down to that to try to pay for her treatment.
@SadisticSenpai61
@SadisticSenpai61 4 роки тому
I don't think they ever did catch the ppl that stripped the Iowa State Fairgrounds of all of its copper pipes and fittings several years ago. They didn't even know when the theft occurred - they only discovered it after they went to get the fairgrounds ready for some spring events. For all we know, they could have been cancer patients (or the family of cancer patients).
@ProjectMayhem4Chaoz
@ProjectMayhem4Chaoz 4 роки тому
That or cooking meth
@freeloader69
@freeloader69 4 роки тому
It’s called “a revenue stream.”
@173rdskysoldier9
@173rdskysoldier9 3 роки тому
Why is Adam Driver not on John Oliver's list with that horse?
@stoodmuffinpersonal3144
@stoodmuffinpersonal3144 3 роки тому
Adam Driver was from an updated list
@kirstenornelas881
@kirstenornelas881 3 роки тому
I'm just thankful for our sheriff. If it weren't for him my daughter wouldn't have been returned home to me after she disappeared with someone she met online. It was the scariest 3 days of my life not hearing a word from my 16 yr old. Thank goodness we have a sheriff willing to go above and beyond to find a child. He didn't say she was just a runaway or drag his feet he was on it and got ppl involved who got to her in time. I was told he actually broke some rules to make sure my child got home safe but when I asked him about it he just said he would do anything to make sure children were safe as he is a father himself and would be devestated to be in the same position with his daughters.
@hjspalenka
@hjspalenka 4 роки тому
Just three weeks later, and that H1N1 finger licking joke feels totally different
@NoahTalkz
@NoahTalkz 4 роки тому
Hunter Spalenka yes yes
@jancoscholtz
@jancoscholtz 4 роки тому
OH MY GOD YES I had the exact same though
@infinitysalinity7981
@infinitysalinity7981 4 роки тому
Feels exactly the same to me. Just replace H1N1 with SARS-Cov-2.
@spokeydokey5237
@spokeydokey5237 4 роки тому
Something very similar actually happened here is Japan; A man found out he had the Corona Virus and decided to go to as many bars as he could and spread it. He was eventually caught after his family called him in but not before spreading it to two young women. The two of them have since recovered but the man died.
@spokeydokey5237
@spokeydokey5237 4 роки тому
Something very similar actually happened here is Japan; A man found out he had the Corona Virus and decided to go to as many bars as he could and spread it. He was eventually caught after his family called him in but not before spreading it to two young women. The two of them have since recovered but the man died.
@palehorseman9923
@palehorseman9923 4 роки тому
“The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering its prisons.” Our criminal justice system is based on profit from punishment, and a high recidivism rate just means more money as they get repeat "customers". The motives for such an institution should never be "profit".
@bluemoon9530
@bluemoon9530 4 роки тому
Well said truth Bravo!
@jeffreyfassnacht4991
@jeffreyfassnacht4991 4 роки тому
Great point about profit in criminal justice. On top of the fact that 80 % of offenders from urban areas are indigent defendants, meaning they can not afford representation and are assigned court appointed attorney's, almost guaranteeing a system of prosecuting offenders with extremely high conviction rates, who also have no way to pay to be released from jail on bail as the bail system is also run on profit and near "pay day loan" status when negotiating an interest rate if you want to be released on a bail loan. Surprisingly John never mentions the startling fact that Sheriff's do not need any law enforcement experience whatsoever to be one, and can hire literally anyone to be a deputy in their office, most of the time based on who contributed to their campaign. This is a fantastic way to guarantee a poorly responding law enforcement arm to crisis scenarios as they have no standards enforced by really anyone. Sheriffs honestly should be an office which is transformed. I understand that the founding elements of the country wanted to keep sheriff's elected so that the governor or the state could not appoint anyone they wanted to, but we have the resources now with a solid check's and balances system to ensure qualified individuals who can pass a background check are made Sheriff.
@djs12007
@djs12007 4 роки тому
@@jeffreyfassnacht4991 "we have the resources now with a solid check's and balances system"?? The Senate has totally destroyed the "Checks and Balances system" at the federal level in order to keep their power and enforce their agenda, if you think that has not already filtered down to the state level, then you haven't kept up with recent newscasts, (and even this very video describing this exact problem).
@jeffreyfassnacht4991
@jeffreyfassnacht4991 4 роки тому
@@djs12007 I was speaking more to the point that we have wide availability of information at an extremely high rate of speed, as an informed populace is the first step in combatting corruption at it's source. The fear the founders had of law enforcement being an agent of an ongoing mob mentality, or appointed against the interest of the people is disuaded by the amount of corruption that can be quickly exposed today. Which is why Sherrifs should be nothing more then a police chief with a seperate jurisdiction at county instead of the municipality level and a different set of responsibilities, with enforceable standards in my opinion.
@shr9662
@shr9662 4 роки тому
IcantSeeReplies huh
@ajaniwright3731
@ajaniwright3731 3 роки тому
It's wild seeing your hometown Sheriff on Last Week tonight😂
@ThrottleKitty
@ThrottleKitty 3 роки тому
Man this episode is weird to watch 3 months later after Covid and the police brutality protests. If he ever does a video on the zombie apocalypse, you know you've got about 3 months to stock up!
@blarmosanchez2593
@blarmosanchez2593 3 роки тому
Predictive Programing
@michaelfixedsys7463
@michaelfixedsys7463 3 роки тому
Learn how to make a solar still
@arthurmartin4616
@arthurmartin4616 2 роки тому
Try a year later. It's even weirder.
@darthkirby311
@darthkirby311 4 роки тому
There was a whole show revolving around a poor cancer patient turning to criminal life... This is what they're talking about when they say "choice".
@TheSpecialJ11
@TheSpecialJ11 4 роки тому
The illusion of choice is strong in America, and it's used to justify personal responsibility for everything that goes wrong in life. Even collectively wrong, like environmental degradation. It's you that uses too many resources, it's not any systemic problem or anything.
@chrisarcher1146
@chrisarcher1146 4 роки тому
Morgoth Bauglir hey man, do you know how much easier it is to blame anyone and everyone but yourself? I mean that’s the irony really. We talk a big game about personal responsibility but then can’t accept the world in front of us for what it is. We’ve felt secure for so long we can’t handle the terror of uncertainty that comes with responsibility and cognoscent behavior. It’s a real shit-show
@apparentsymmetry
@apparentsymmetry 4 роки тому
god, what a great show...... I should really watch it again.
@percyblakeney3743
@percyblakeney3743 4 роки тому
Yeah but he was the one who knocks not the one who lifts your AC unit.
@Mark-xt8jp
@Mark-xt8jp 4 роки тому
@Simon Wyzik braking bad will get you into a lot of fender benders, to be sure! Breaking Bad was a great show on AMC! Have you watched Better Call Saul?
@noxabellus
@noxabellus 4 роки тому
One of the guys running in my local election for sherriff talks about "coming home from afghanistan" quite a lot as if he is a veteran, but as it turns out he was just working there, not even pmc just regular oil and gas stuff
@ari7610
@ari7610 4 роки тому
noxabellus lmao he know how to spin
@IgiWhiteman
@IgiWhiteman 4 роки тому
What a hero :´)
@thearchibaldtuttle
@thearchibaldtuttle 4 роки тому
This is the art of not being entirely transparent to look cooler/more important/more interesting. Call them Slim Shady!
@Seebu
@Seebu 4 роки тому
@Simon Wyzik *Vietnam
@TheRoguesy2
@TheRoguesy2 4 роки тому
Working in active warzones like Afghanistan or Iraq as an infrastructure contractor can be almost as dangerous as being in the military. My uncle was in Iraq for several years as an electrician. He was constantly in areas with car bombs going off, or attempted attacks by militias. It's not a safe place to be dude.
@erictoledo5696
@erictoledo5696 4 роки тому
I went to school with the girl that gave birth in the holding cell. She was a sweet innocent girl. We were both in special ed with learning disabilities.
@KamsPoliticalPredictions
@KamsPoliticalPredictions 3 роки тому
Holy shit that must've been mentally scarring
@incognitonegress3453
@incognitonegress3453 Рік тому
They need 2 go 2 hell ...QUICKLY!
@ranelgallardo7031
@ranelgallardo7031 3 роки тому
This was the last show with a studio audience 😭
@saupreinmadl3391
@saupreinmadl3391 3 роки тому
Press 'F' to pay respekt ...
@ranelgallardo7031
@ranelgallardo7031 3 роки тому
@@saupreinmadl3391 I know they’ll be back with an audience maybe next year, but I checked this was the last one with a crowd
@dgbrownnt
@dgbrownnt 3 роки тому
It honestly startled me a little when I heard the audience
@shellbmgo1310
@shellbmgo1310 2 роки тому
@@ranelgallardo7031 oof
@ranelgallardo7031
@ranelgallardo7031 2 роки тому
@@shellbmgo1310 They’re back now but this was the last one before COVID started in America.
@yrmoma
@yrmoma 4 роки тому
This whole segment I was thinking: don't bring up my sheriff, don't bring up my sheriff. You didn't, but it's probably a bad sign I thought that.
@jasonlane1528
@jasonlane1528 4 роки тому
"Talk to your kids about felony embezzlement!"
@blackmoon9793
@blackmoon9793 4 роки тому
Just as soon as we finish talking to them about pugs
@Lady_Crispr
@Lady_Crispr 4 роки тому
Instructions unclear. I gave my child detailed instructions on how to commit felony embezzlement. No idea why the cops came by this morning though.
@varana
@varana 4 роки тому
@@Lady_Crispr Well, if they came for the kid and not you then it obviously worked. ;D
@PlagueOfWasps
@PlagueOfWasps 3 роки тому
Hearing a live audience right now feels bizarre.
@albesunim5603
@albesunim5603 3 роки тому
The sheriff in Warren county Virginia. Removed himself 3 months prior to his possible re-election. He served 16 years. He said he wanted to leave the office in better shape than when he took office. This was 2 months before it was announced he was being investigated for his part in the embezzlement, along with another county employee and others, of over $25 million. When the dispatcher called him and said “ the boys are coming to pick you up “ he said okay I will be behind the shed. They found him there, dead. He put a bullet in his head. But he claimed prior to that that he was innocent.
@ezelfrancisco1349
@ezelfrancisco1349 4 роки тому
I hope that Texan sheriff who deprioritized low-level offenses has a lot of terms
@onefastboi14
@onefastboi14 4 роки тому
He’s the sheriff for the county I live in. Great guy and he’s quite popular. Definitely seems like he will serve a lot of terms.
@TJames-lk5xb
@TJames-lk5xb 4 роки тому
I live in Houston, Tx (Harris County, Tx) and I can say Sheriff Ed Gonzalez is entirely better than the last 2 sheriffs...actually believes in criminal reform instead of more incarceration
@Habitt5253
@Habitt5253 4 роки тому
T. James Hey fellow Houstonian. I just have to back your statement up. Had a chance to meet Ed back in early 2019 and can confirm, he really is a stand up and all around nice guy.
@TJames-lk5xb
@TJames-lk5xb 4 роки тому
@@Habitt5253 well howdy my fellow Houstonian...that's pretty dang awesome you were able to meet him...surely seems like a damn decent fellow
@sfmc98
@sfmc98 4 роки тому
So when someone steals your shit, you don't want them to go to jail. Nice.
@tomharris195
@tomharris195 4 роки тому
Sees Richard Jones, my tiny-ass county's sheriff, mentioned on John Oliver: Woo Hoo! Remembers literally everything Jones has ever done: Oh no.
@ForeverMe543
@ForeverMe543 3 роки тому
The one sheriff obviously doesn't get that you can get cancer from addiction and from drugs. You can get liver cancer from addiction to alcohol and you can get lung cancer from cigarettes. Cancer isn't as choiceless as he thinks if he thinks that addiction is a choice.
@xylonbanda
@xylonbanda 3 роки тому
This was his last one before he got pulled into the void.
@GameGeekRob
@GameGeekRob 4 роки тому
Damn, I wonder how that woman smuggled in a baby just so she could lie about giving birth unattended, Greg.
@jamesdriscoll9405
@jamesdriscoll9405 4 роки тому
Baby, hell, the placenta would be the show stopper. True story, I was fishing with my family and a sheriff deputy rolled up and started asking questions about a deer afterbirth he had found somewhere else. He said it looked suspicious, and he wanted to what we had been up to. It got scary when he mentioned drug charges. He got a radio call & left us seriously scratching our heads. Thinking back on it a lot of the stuff he said didn't make sense. He knew it was an afterbirth. And drugs were involved? WTF?
@comingupooo
@comingupooo 4 роки тому
@@jamesdriscoll9405 Drugs were involved, just not in the way you think they were.
@SuddenReal
@SuddenReal 4 роки тому
I'm pretty sure she had it stuffed up her vajay-jay. That's how a lot of women smuggle stuff. (damn, now I'm wondering if the baby was wrapped in a condom)
@roguishpaladin
@roguishpaladin 4 роки тому
@@SuddenReal Catastrophic Misunderstandings of Birth Control, volume 12. X3
@TheRazorTongue
@TheRazorTongue 4 роки тому
Police Officers get to see crazy stuff all the time. One time they caught this Black burglar who broke into a house and put up pictures of his own family. Do you believe it?
@LaramasBee
@LaramasBee 4 роки тому
This made me google my county's sheriff, and apparently he was suspended for misconduct two months ago. So...yeah.
@diablorojo27
@diablorojo27 4 роки тому
Ryan Butcher it’s hilarious and awful when Jon Oliver’s info hits closer to home than we would’ve wanted
@lalalalalalee6311
@lalalalalalee6311 4 роки тому
Oop...
@heatherdanielle85
@heatherdanielle85 4 роки тому
My 2004 sheriff is in the federal penitentiary. 😂 Whitley County, KY for the win!
@Olhado256
@Olhado256 4 роки тому
Highly unsurprising
@pernaboys
@pernaboys 4 роки тому
@@heatherdanielle85 I'm gonna run for Sheriff in your town! vote for me~
@stephentheobdurate
@stephentheobdurate 3 роки тому
In my case I was an EMT who dealt with City Police and County Sheriff Deputies. The city police seemed to be there to give tickets and generate revenue for the city. The county Sheriffs I dealt with were there to patrol their county, stop crime and help people, not to generate revenue by writing tickets.
@kyland
@kyland 4 роки тому
I love how zucchini noodles fit so well in that list of grave offenses!
@sbfh014
@sbfh014 4 роки тому
You know, this is the second video where John said he'd screw a horse, so at this point we should definitely assume he'll get a horse showmate like Craig Ferguson lol
@idndyzgaming
@idndyzgaming 4 роки тому
He'll get an Akhalteke. His dragon money is absolutely enough for that.
@RenzeKoper
@RenzeKoper 4 роки тому
@@idndyzgaming as long as he doesn't fall of his akhalteke
@ArcanineEspeon
@ArcanineEspeon 4 роки тому
@@RenzeKoper He might put himself in danger to do that just for the sake of the meme.
@kevinpotts123
@kevinpotts123 4 роки тому
I'm fully expecting to hear John Oliver fucked a Lipenzzaner stallion on the nightly news this week.
@rgderen88
@rgderen88 4 роки тому
I think it's the third time, I saw him mention it in another older video.
@erictaylor5462
@erictaylor5462 4 роки тому
5:00 I once participated as a victim in an emergency drill. They had a make up artist there to simulate some pretty bad injuries, but I don't think any of the emergency workers expected to find the injury I was simulating. When I told the drill director that I was an amputee her eyes lit up, she got this big smile and asked, "Are you willing..." Well I was willing, and the results were memorable. It was actually a lot of fun. Especially when the paramedic found me and gave me a loud "Holy f****** s***!"
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 4 роки тому
Dare I ask what they did to you?
@jonathanplatt5027
@jonathanplatt5027 4 роки тому
@@kylestubbs8867 I assume made it look like he'd lost a limb in the emergency.
@joaquincortada1483
@joaquincortada1483 4 роки тому
Do it again and get it on film
@erictaylor5462
@erictaylor5462 4 роки тому
@@kylestubbs8867 Well, I'm missing a limb. What sort of injury would *YOU* simulate? Remember, this is practice for a real emergency. Sometimes people suffer horrible injuries. Emergency workers need to be able to keep their cool when encountering such things.
@erictaylor5462
@erictaylor5462 4 роки тому
@@jonathanplatt5027 Sometimes, when you assume, you assume correctly.
@stevejensen8874
@stevejensen8874 Рік тому
This Scott Wilkerson bit at the end makes me feel like I'm watching My Name is Earl
@jessicadeines
@jessicadeines 2 роки тому
I just want to point out, I am a phD Computer Scientist and a parent that became addicted to opioid medicine after having severe pain from pre-cancer growths in my digestive track. I was addicted for 3 years and overdosed 2x...so I guess I was not worth saving as only low life's struggle with this. Been clean for 2.5 years now but would not even be here if he was my sheriff.
@Samantha_yyz
@Samantha_yyz 2 роки тому
Congrats on staying clean!
@ajelder6822
@ajelder6822 Рік тому
@Lance Jess Elias: thx for sharing (dig sarcasm/wry humor..protect that-humor saves :) so does remission frm pain. I hope pcg's lost ur "address"...Almost forgot the unsolicited advice..let's see, oh yeah. "Don't take any of it personally, it's not u, it's..(drumroll pls)..pure..CAPITALISM (!) Compliments of FDA, Sackler fam, lobbyists/congress ppl,doctors, pharmacists, drug reps, law enforcement, others w/o moral/ethical leg to stand on-nor judge on..do try to go easy on'm..after all, even rightwing criminally wealthy, opportunistic skeeves gotta eat..(BA-BAM !!) :D
@mypseu
@mypseu 4 роки тому
"Tell your kids about drugs because I won't allow my officers to conduct life saving measures if they make a mistake!"
@reappermen
@reappermen 4 роки тому
Tobe fair that add was done by a different sherriff, not the 'no help for addicts' one. It was still weird, but seems like a better message then what aome of the other sherrifs have.
@kays4216
@kays4216 4 роки тому
My sheriff was actually opposed in the last election by his cousin. That’s local politics 🤷🏼‍♂️ Edit: The sheriff in the next county over was arrested for selling guns from evidence out of a barber shop.
@bruinlover09
@bruinlover09 4 роки тому
Kevin Short their family reunions must be awkward
@quickfingers5979
@quickfingers5979 4 роки тому
@@bruinlover09 Yea, especially when it's also their anniversary...
@apparentsymmetry
@apparentsymmetry 4 роки тому
@@quickfingers5979 Ha
@dineauxjones
@dineauxjones 4 роки тому
It bleeds into statewide politics. My sherriff's brother is the governor.
@SAMOANSTALLION1
@SAMOANSTALLION1 4 роки тому
John Oliver is very impressive how he has a variety of different Topics in-depth knowledge in all his Shows
@kusanagiflame
@kusanagiflame 2 роки тому
Watching this video 2 years after its release and literally 3 days after the upload about Harm Reduction, hearing John mention narcan really feels like this show comes full circle
@bookworm962011
@bookworm962011 4 роки тому
Ayyy that's my Sheriff Ed Gonzales! He was recently re-elected into his position on super Tuesday and with good reason. A wonderful contribution to our community.
@goldengryphon
@goldengryphon 4 роки тому
Harris County? He's a doll.
@joelmiddaugh8229
@joelmiddaugh8229 4 роки тому
@@goldengryphon I'm pretty sure Houston is like the most progressive city in the south.
@sierrasouthwell9237
@sierrasouthwell9237 4 роки тому
@@joelmiddaugh8229 Nah, That'd be their north neighbor, Austin. Plus, Houston still has some pretty major segregation issues. And they have a pretty large Southern Baptist population.
@goldengryphon
@goldengryphon 4 роки тому
@@joelmiddaugh8229 I'm sure they'd like to be. They do work hard to improve once they figure out what the actual problem is.
@joelmiddaugh8229
@joelmiddaugh8229 4 роки тому
@@sierrasouthwell9237 Houston is more multicultural than Austin but Austin is certainly more left leaning.
@plushiie_
@plushiie_ 4 роки тому
As a young European there was a time when I wanted to move to the US when I grew older.
@MilwaukeeWoman
@MilwaukeeWoman 4 роки тому
As an adult American I've wanted to move to Europe since I was a teenager. Still do. This is a cruel country.
@HiHello-wz6bx
@HiHello-wz6bx 4 роки тому
Im glad for shows like this and the internet. People like you need to truly know whats going on and has been going on here. This shit didn't just start 12 years ago
@mattgoodwin953
@mattgoodwin953 4 роки тому
Glad you came to your senses
@LabGecko
@LabGecko 4 роки тому
Yeah, the US has been brainwashing Americans for decades. I'm a "war hero" who is currently an expat living in France. The propaganda is real in the US. BTW, if you saw the Medicare for All episode, health care here is amazing. Look up Guillane-Barre syndrome. I'd be dead if I'd been in the US when that hit.
@Djuntas
@Djuntas 4 роки тому
fun fact, many did also just 100-175 years ago. Denmark lost like ½ a million iirc
@jakegilbert8116
@jakegilbert8116 11 місяців тому
When I need to put a smile on my face, & laughter... the sheriffs add and comfort food for my mentality
@Gaius__
@Gaius__ 3 роки тому
I remember people saying that one term as "Sherf" in the South would make a man rich for life. Can't say I was surprised.
@sydstone9291
@sydstone9291 4 роки тому
When I heard an Alabama sheriff was in this, I thought for sure Blakely was gonna get a mention. He's been elected 10 times, was indicted last year on 11 criminal charges, and last weekend tried to delay his trial by saying he was in hospital being tested for the coronavirus.
@kimberlyw2591
@kimberlyw2591 4 роки тому
Oof, I think I heard about this dude while I was living in HSV. Did NOT hear about the coronavirus deal 🤦🏼‍♀️
@lindabrooks1863
@lindabrooks1863 4 роки тому
Now that's funny Coronavirus😄😄😄😂
@madison3514
@madison3514 4 роки тому
Syd Stone lmao!!
@dbzmaniac1234
@dbzmaniac1234 4 роки тому
Don’t you love our home state of Alabama syd? Lol fuck this place
@esotericVideos
@esotericVideos 4 роки тому
"I've never seen a frog and not killed it." is the best one.
@backwoodsjunkie08
@backwoodsjunkie08 4 роки тому
That is southern Ohio for ya right thur
@josephcola9662
@josephcola9662 4 роки тому
I did a spit take when I heard it.
@triggerisgroot82
@triggerisgroot82 Рік тому
my list is that horse, that horse, that horse, that horse & John Oliver lmao
@LoveAndSnapple
@LoveAndSnapple 3 роки тому
I loved the Scott Wilkerson bit. 🤣🤣🤣
@7chanconn7
@7chanconn7 4 роки тому
The saddest part of this is that sheriff using "intelligent" as in insult. If he genuinely said that to be insulting, then that says alot about him and maybe even the state of this country.
@Hirnlego999
@Hirnlego999 4 роки тому
Reminds me about the Awful Truth tv-series made by Michael Moore when apparently you can't become a policeman if you score too highly in an IQ test ukposts.info/have/v-deo/qaGnnaCbr6R52X0.html
@DaDunge
@DaDunge 4 роки тому
I'm guessing he was reaching for the word intelligentsia or intellectual (the proper term, the former is plural but also have more negative connotations).
@onkelpappkov2666
@onkelpappkov2666 4 роки тому
*HAHA U NERD LEL!!1 YOU READ BOOKS!!!* Me, on the other hand? I sniff wood glue and brush my teeth with squirrels like a patriotic -connai- -coinnus- -connesser- -cuon- -conneu- *AMARICAN!!*
@quester09
@quester09 4 роки тому
no, just him.
@TroIIingThemSoftly
@TroIIingThemSoftly 4 роки тому
I'd bet money he's an ardent trump supporter.
@OptimusProvost
@OptimusProvost 4 роки тому
“I have dabbled in what you would call ‘light cannibalism.’”
@Christian-cz9bu
@Christian-cz9bu 4 роки тому
Well hasn't everyone at one time or another?
@bluegenes2273
@bluegenes2273 4 роки тому
As one does.
@fernandoherrera2256
@fernandoherrera2256 4 роки тому
I can neither confirm nor deny that I may or may not have once, a long time ago, in a different century, world, solar system, galaxy, or universe, nibbled my toe till I pierced the skin and bled. The taste was, or perhaps wasn't, who can say, certainly not me....... intoxicating.
@GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou
@GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou 4 роки тому
Would bloodsucking be considered "light cannibalism?"
@sundayschoolflunkie3979
@sundayschoolflunkie3979 4 роки тому
It is just a hobby? A weekend fling kind of thing?
@rjshearer6983
@rjshearer6983 Рік тому
I live in mn and along side the sheriff's department we also have the Sheriff's posse. All on horses, don't do much but are very helpful in finding lost hunters, or injured people out in the thick trees.
@DeathStarLuke
@DeathStarLuke 2 роки тому
omg that last bit with Rob Corddry was gold. GOLD I TELL YA.
@Butterfly1025A
@Butterfly1025A 4 роки тому
I could physically feel Kenny Boone correcting himself from “f*gg*t” to “intelligent bastard.” Good god. And I just know he only did it because he remembered what he said would be recorded 😑
@slinkie423
@slinkie423 4 роки тому
I could practically HEAR the “faggot” he wanted to say jfc
@dumpygoodness4086
@dumpygoodness4086 4 роки тому
@@slinkie423 HOW MUCH LONGER before you all LEARN that POLICE = THUG ENFORCERS of the RICH and Powerful HOW MUCH LONGER before you all LEARN... ALL JUDGES are Blackout Brett Kavanaugh: immature POLITICAL CRONIES who know nothing about laws! (Even the Supreme Court is a criminal fraud on the public. EX: the judges DO NOT KNOW LAW. Their CLERKS do all the work and often "write" the Judges' "opinions". EVERYTHING IS A LIE in this society.)
@dededesgustingtkemylife4825
@dededesgustingtkemylife4825 4 роки тому
@@dumpygoodness4086 you sound insane
@bigolehamburger173
@bigolehamburger173 4 роки тому
Dumpy Goodness uh i don’t like cavanaugh either but I’m pretty sure he knows how to practice law. Also chill out ya know?
@CallMeEsteban
@CallMeEsteban 4 роки тому
I’m from Florence, and we know all about Kenny Boone. He is actually in jail for domestic abuse and hitting a cat with a baseball bat while on parole for the embezzlement 🤦🏻‍♂️
@GlennDavey
@GlennDavey 4 роки тому
I feel like this isn't the first time John Oliver has talked about good-looking horses.......
@DarkPuppy9
@DarkPuppy9 4 роки тому
He makes a weird amount of horse sex jokes. Like getting close to that point where you wonder if it's joking.
@MySerpentine
@MySerpentine 4 роки тому
Maybe he's Loki in disguise.
@gecttakhla4249
@gecttakhla4249 4 роки тому
Akal teke
@watermelon6878
@watermelon6878 4 роки тому
With the NAMBLA jokes tradition from The Daily Show in the days of Jon Stewart, I’m sure it’s intentional.
@YTEdy
@YTEdy 4 роки тому
@@watermelon6878 LOL. I'd forgotten about Jon Stewart's NAMBLA bit. Hilarious.
@tygrahof9268
@tygrahof9268 3 роки тому
John, speaking about that horse, exposed his furryness.
@freya002YT
@freya002YT 3 роки тому
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@__Andrew
@__Andrew 4 роки тому
I got cancer a couple years ago, my biggest worry (more than getting healthy) was cost of my care. Given time i probably would have stolen some "air conditions" and copper from houses.
@f.s.9833
@f.s.9833 4 роки тому
I hope you are doing better now ;)
@olestokke
@olestokke 4 роки тому
Andrew Hope you get to experience universal healthcare!
@cocospops9351
@cocospops9351 4 роки тому
John Oliver is less funny than cancer.
@Jabranalibabry
@Jabranalibabry 4 роки тому
Hope you are doing better, brother. Hats off to you!
@MeaghanTamara
@MeaghanTamara 4 роки тому
Gotta do what you got to do
@sabertag6992
@sabertag6992 4 роки тому
"And if the horse is down for it" He even gets consent. My man.
@USandNL
@USandNL 3 роки тому
Happy to say that in Essex County, NJ we have one of the finest Sheriff's in America; long-serving Sheriff Armando Fontoura. You should have mentioned his accomplishments and ethics in your program. He is what law enforcement should look like in America!
@einundsiebenziger5488
@einundsiebenziger5488 11 місяців тому
... Sheriffs* (plural, no apostrophe)
@AHulst
@AHulst 3 роки тому
You guys should do a feature on the 1985 Philadelphia bombing. I just learned about it and I was shocked it's not more widely known. It really needs someone with your platform to raise awareness again. Police bombed a headquarters for black activists, and let the fire burn for over and hour. They opened fire on the survivors of the fire. And no one involved has received any sort of discipline or charge. Now really seems like the time for justice.
@Morghena
@Morghena 4 роки тому
Is it just me or do Alabama, the Carolinas and Florida show up A LOT when it comes to bizarre and worrying news?
@lynnebucher6537
@lynnebucher6537 4 роки тому
Florida does seem to be a trendsetter for weird behavior. My theory is that many rejects from other states move here because they couldn't succeed where they came from, and they bring their dysfunctional ways with them. PS I'm a lifelong Florida resident.
@darksaint0124
@darksaint0124 4 роки тому
@@Lolokbye I agree that everywhere has crazy, but Florida has a certain kind of crazy that seems to go above and beyond.
@monavie9110
@monavie9110 4 роки тому
@@lynnebucher6537 it's mainly because of the sunshine laws
@Skepticfornow
@Skepticfornow 4 роки тому
All those descendants of terrorists do stupid shit in the south. It's usually done out of racist xenophobic bigoted "Southern values".
@BustedWalletGarage
@BustedWalletGarage 4 роки тому
Florida has very relaxed privacy laws and that’s why you see every arrest made there on the news. Except for the alligators this sort of behavior is commonplace throughout America.
@Alistair-gi3bx
@Alistair-gi3bx 4 роки тому
My wife went to jail over a failure to appear, got a seatbelt ticket, paid it online but because of a computer glitch it didn't register she paid. Perfect circumstances lined up when she was randomly stopped they ran her licenses and took her to jail, Elbert county Ga. only allow inmates 1 pad a week. There was no a/c, just windows, and they were in the middle of a lockdown, she was put in a cell with 2 other women and they gave her a hard foam mattress on the floor because of overcrowding. Her bail was about 1200 if I remember right. She is the most vanilla person, doesn't drink, do drugs, barely even drives, and is a vet tech but has went to jail. Good people go to jail and it isn't always their fault.
@brucechamberlin2545
@brucechamberlin2545 4 роки тому
I know a lady who paid her ticket and nothing happened to her and cops weren't trying to destroy her life. The end
@aurtisanminer2827
@aurtisanminer2827 4 роки тому
I went to jail once for an unpaid $80 ticket. It was actually kind of funny in my case. The jail house workers were asking the cop why he bothered for such a small ticket. Luckily I was only there for a few hours.
@_JayRamsey_
@_JayRamsey_ 4 роки тому
@@aurtisanminer2827 I spent a night in jail as a young man because someone I knew called the state police and said they were worried I might kill myself. 'MURICA!
@Chironex_Fleckeri
@Chironex_Fleckeri 4 роки тому
That's fucked up. Edit: theres a guy on YT named Badger, who has been on with BigHerc (shout out, dont get ya wig split) who served like 20 years for being involved in a murder in a county jail while he was awaiting trial, no money for bail and no real family iirc. He was driving on a suspended license. A powerful inmate basically made him participate in killing a child molester, because he didnt have his papers to prove that he, Badger, was not also a child molester. Somehow his papers got delayed, and in prison politics thats a huge no no - it is taken as a sign that an inmate is hiding something. i think he was doing a month in county awaiting trial for a drug charge. Guy has horrific PTSD from being in a max security state prison. Saw people die many times, Rapes, etc. He talked about a guy who got raped repeatedly and then snapped one night, got a pencil and with an open fist rammed the pencil as hard as he could through the guys ear and it killed the rapist. Badgers talked about hearing the killer laugh hysterically real creepy like, and he found out how the guy died later and recalled the loud *thwap* of the pencil and put two and two together. There are more stories but it gets hard to watch because you know the guy is absolutely tortured by all of this, even zoning out during videos. All started out because he was a hard dude who was being a punk while he was a young adult. He's not a psychopath, just a guy who got really fucked by the way jails+prisons are in the US. He's got tons of crazy stories, man is still on his journey to find peace but hes out now doing his best. Just goes to show why going to jail can ruin peoples' lives. Sorry for hijacking the thread, not my goal. We should listen to the pleading for prison reforms. We need it.
@aurtisanminer2827
@aurtisanminer2827 4 роки тому
Jay Ramsey gotta love that system!
@RobertMichael
@RobertMichael Місяць тому
“I’ve never seen a frog and NOT killed it” 😂😂
@jayarby8494
@jayarby8494 4 роки тому
Give Scott Wilkerson his own spin-off show.
@mr2981
@mr2981 4 роки тому
@@ocpd23 I was like 'Hey, he looks a lot like Rob Corddry', and then 'Hey, that's Rob Corddry!"
@sinicalypse
@sinicalypse 4 роки тому
No, please don't. Rob Corddry is too often painfully unfunny. SEE: Children's Hospital.
@abbynolen5968
@abbynolen5968 4 роки тому
As for the guy who wouldn’t allow his officers to carry narcan, there were two police officers in Bartlesville, Oklahoma who were conducting a traffic stop and found various drugs, including fentanyl in the car and while processing the drugs at the station were exposed to lethal amounts of the drug and had an accidental overdose. Both of the officers were saved by the narcan administered to them immediately after falling to the ground by their fellow officers before the ambulance arrived. Narcan doesn’t just save the lives of addicts, it also saves the lives of those accidentally exposed, whether it be law enforcement, children, or loved ones. Denying those officers the ability to carry narcan puts innocent civilian lives at risk as well as his own police officers.
@jblue1622
@jblue1622 4 роки тому
abby nolen I didn’t see the two, but I saw one officer who passed out at the station processing the drugs, so yeah not only do we have a problem with police departments and sheriffs understanding their roles, but pharmaceuticals like this should probably not exist (thanks big pharma!)
@Olhado256
@Olhado256 4 роки тому
Sorry for making fun of a very insightful comment, but I'm kinda wondering how exactly they were "processing" those drugs at the station, if you know what I mean.
@bloodyax8070
@bloodyax8070 4 роки тому
@@Olhado256 Well I am not too familiar with fentanyl but there are drugs like acid that can absorb directly through the skin and activate.
@bloodyax8070
@bloodyax8070 4 роки тому
I sympathize with the sheriff honestly. I live in Olympia, it is a drug-infested hellhole of a city where people just stand in the middle of the streets ODing, pointing guns and yelling "LIZARD", or just taking a crap on the sidewalk. The police continually save these people from ODing with narcan and it isn't cheap to do so. I have seen the same guy saved 5 separate times with Narcan, the same guy that bashed in the windows of the new Starbucks for no reason. Businesses are being ruined constantly in Olympia and Seattle due to the drug problem and a crude solution would be to stop administering Narcan to those who have already received a dose prior.
@RyanRex
@RyanRex 4 роки тому
@@bloodyax8070 While I can understand your frustration, perhaps a better question is why these people are back on the streets after an overdose instead of receiving the help they clearly need to get their life together? The under-funding of support programs, counseling, and medical consultation is the reason these people can't get better. Letting them just die is not the solution I would hope for from an enlightened society, a God fearing community, or a moral perspective.
@Tryingtosex
@Tryingtosex Рік тому
I am a felon, and I would LOVE to run for sheriff. I believe people CAN change, and as someone who has actually been through the 'system' I believe I am able to run it better than someone who hasn't experienced jail or prison. But in this country, felonies automatically make me a bad person and a second class citizen.
@tanjabuchholz5314
@tanjabuchholz5314 5 місяців тому
They love that Wilkerson feller 'cause he's so darn honest!
@jayit6851
@jayit6851 4 роки тому
My list: 1. That horse 2. John Oliver 3. John Oliver dressed as that horse 4. That horse dressed as John Oliver 5. That horse and John Oliver together
@dbuyandelger
@dbuyandelger 4 роки тому
6. That horse and John Oliver dressed as each other and together
@mctheplaywright
@mctheplaywright 4 роки тому
Number Five feels like a cheat , but a Centaur version of top half John and bottom half THAT HORSE
@CrazyDevoYT
@CrazyDevoYT 4 роки тому
how the f*ck do we have the same list
@nathanmckenzie904
@nathanmckenzie904 4 роки тому
I think you win the internet for today
@peterpain6625
@peterpain6625 4 роки тому
I call that ambitious. Photo or it didn't happen (after the screaming stops i mean). Then burn that photo ;)
@outeast999
@outeast999 4 роки тому
Disappointed that John Oliver didn't finish this be getting elected sheriff somewhere.
@SethTraplifeGLO999
@SethTraplifeGLO999 4 роки тому
Replace "be getting" with "being" king
@melancholyalexx7790
@melancholyalexx7790 4 роки тому
@@SethTraplifeGLO999 gottem! Lol I love Grammar Nazis! Thank you for your service! 😎
@melancholyalexx7790
@melancholyalexx7790 4 роки тому
@@SethTraplifeGLO999 sure!
@SEAZNDragon
@SEAZNDragon 4 роки тому
Hate to be that guy but you have to be a US citizen (also requirement to be a cop) and resident of the county to run for local office.
@gfunk449
@gfunk449 4 роки тому
He's the sheriff of the Daily Show!
@RaccoonFoot
@RaccoonFoot 3 роки тому
I'm here for two reasons: 1. Joe lost the primary 2. I miss the live audience
@KamsPoliticalPredictions
@KamsPoliticalPredictions 3 роки тому
14:27 bruh I know it's too soon with what's going on, but I fucking died laughing at the fucking quickness of the gun getting pulled out 😂
@Obi-Wan_Kenobi
@Obi-Wan_Kenobi 4 роки тому
This is completely unrelated to this video but John, I hope you know that you made that Coronavirus song go viral and turned many people into devote fans of Vietnamese pop music. *Good Job.*
@kappadarwin9476
@kappadarwin9476 4 роки тому
Really?
@h0lly_blue
@h0lly_blue 4 роки тому
forget K-Pop, now we've got V-Pop
@melz6625
@melz6625 4 роки тому
It’s a great song
@vaiyt
@vaiyt 4 роки тому
doing god's work
@rich1051414
@rich1051414 4 роки тому
@@h0lly_blue Good. The K-Pop industry needs to improve workers rights. Let's hope V-Pop are doing it better.
@thomasschneider8474
@thomasschneider8474 4 роки тому
Honestly, Sheriff Wilkerson seems way more likeable than Joe Arpaio.
@asmahasmalaria8596
@asmahasmalaria8596 4 роки тому
Yeah but who doesn't?
@thomasschneider8474
@thomasschneider8474 4 роки тому
@@asmahasmalaria8596 True that. Although I could think of some candidates that share Arpaio's spot on the hate list.
@pax4370
@pax4370 4 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/eXuQd6Gmpol7kWw.html
@TungstenArm
@TungstenArm 4 роки тому
In fairness, he was only a Hitler impersonator and not a Nazi
@warwatcher91
@warwatcher91 4 роки тому
That's a low fucking bar dude.
@nicholasdoub3337
@nicholasdoub3337 Рік тому
I love to see South Carolina represented exactly how it should be
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