Working with Clarkson aged him terribly!

still, could be worse

@@0megalul309 🤣🤣

A few crashes and near death experiences will do that to a man 😂

It’s just europeeons genetics at work

I mean they were arrested in France once

You could play GTA in real life I wouldn't suggest it you might end up in trouble🐴🩸🛏 still could be worse

Still... could be worse.

i mean... still,; could be worse

@@miaugato93 when did that happen?

or atleast knowing that someone else has it worse XD

As long as you keep pushing and never surrender!

thats just a Yorkshire thing. Whatever happens the standard answer from a Yorkshireman will always be . Be reyt

Punch a producer, it gets better.

Still, could be worse

Or "On that terrible disappointment , its time to end"

*on that bombshell it's time to end*

I’m stealing that

"Oh no! ......Anyway"

"Does that mean he's not coming on, then?"

my favorite one is still the episode where they each get and kit out cars that are suitable as a teens first car--When Clarkson and Hammond steal the remote to May's sound system and glue the volume wheel at full volume and then proceed to play like EDM at full blast.

@@quinnmarchese6313 Yeah, that was a pretty good one! I also liked when they wired James' horn to his brake lights in India

@@JetFalcon710 especially because in India honking is actually used as a form of communication so the people must have been so confused

Except stealing of part of his his bonnet

​@@JetFalcon710 James still got his sweet revenge in the end, even if it took a few years at the least, especially since he went a step above and wired Hammond's horn into his indicator

still, could be worse

@@cologist Yeah, could be a part of modern times that came after Clarkson was fired from top gear and car industry went to shit and is only getting worse with all the CO2 malarkey and the rest of the limp wristed drivel spouted by money grabbing scum that pretend to do what they do in the name of saving the nature or whatever the argument at hand... The world really went to shit since top gear died, not because of it, but clarkson getting fired was right there when shit hit the fan properly... Not just a few turds hitting the fan, but the whole ocean of shit hitting a turbojet line... Its why i have all the top gear on my pc... A therapy content and a throwback to a better era... Not to talk about 80`s and 90`s... Fuck me, what happened with the world at large... Thats a rhetorical question...

Literally the best job... In the world... Except the Bolivia suicide road, Argentina, Madagascar and India

@@ChrisSmallman1981 Madagascar was only terrible for Richard and may lol May was eating pools of shit

@@ChrisSmallman1981 and alabama

No matter what happens, you could’ve always been shot in the back of the head by a marksman.

of course it's the most for hammond

Appreciate you for the time taken to count this

You truly are a legend

@George Saddington And then it was!

*Still, Could be worse!*

And when he does get genuinely upset it is hilarious

@@gideonmele1556 you're right. The reason being that if something managed to genuinely upset him, you know it's serious

@@LevonBlueoak Or its probably him being Captain OCD

The other two give him no end of crap and he just takes it with a smile and gets his last laugh watching them fail, when his schadenfreude just explodes out of him in that cancer-curing laugh.

Gideon Mele oh yeah that time when a crane almost landed on him while building a bridge was peak comedy!

Could be worse!

That's the positive mindset you need like when my car blew a head gasket the first time I ever started it I just said "could be worse at least it's just a head gasket)

The peado thing happened way after that episode aired

@@shoazdon7000 yeah I thought it was a dig at prince andrew as well as his own experience by mod attack. It looks like grand tour so maybe it was filmed after the interview not too sure though

@@shoazdon7000 nah that claim by andrew was ages before that episode of the grand tour it only recently was brought up again because of the whole epstein, maxwell nonce situation

Plus the "perfectly straight out shooting weekend"

@@shoazdon7000 False

That or when they regulated the pedals on Hammond's car and then stole the fuse

The one where the third brake light was relocated to the dash was also hilarious. I don't remember which special it was or which one it was done to.

@@MikeDCWeld Clarkson, Patagonia

@@JohnSmithShields 👍

Nah hammond Genesis CD is better. Or James May hardcore Drum and Bass on the teen car episode.

I love that when he falls off the bike in front of the tram and looks fairly jnjured, no one helps and they just beep their horn - like he didn't know he wasn't supposed to just lie on the road!

He isn't used to the Tour_ze_Frog type. Probably, because *his* cycle has a reclining seat, air conditioning and two extra wheels, for the cause.

When clarkson rides a bike he takes the seat off, keeps him from sliding around

"The continuing adventures of the black shadow continue" Brought to you by the redundant department of redundancy.

The Ground Forces gardening one is hysterical as well 🤣

Omg sameeee

And then immediately cut to something worse

Still, could be worse

Really? That was my least favorite part

same

I was thinking of that myself.

The producers said is a great idea

"meanwhile"

@@lionhead123 they did that one

how about a “clarksonnnnnn” one

Repeat ad infinum for infinite comedy

And he’s still usually happy as hell.

Also, going over tram tracks on a bicycle.

Don't forget having a car struck with lightning while he's sitting in it

ive noticed that he tends to be the most technically intelligent when it comes to how various systems in cars work, which makes it all the funnier that he makes dumb decisions

When your throwaway gag is "deep-fried cake" you know you've got an amazing bit

It’s like a Sid James cackle 😄

Literally!

for me it was Jezza driving on the M3 with a towerblock on his car, then having it blown over that night

Very idiosyncratic and funny, yes.

Clarkson je buck buzna

'An tree'.

And everyone’s favourite: *”I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!”*

@@strangelee4400 "You could have *a* ant, or *an* dog" 🤣

its the driving equivalent of that Leo DiCaprio meme where he's pointing at the screen, its always like hey that car looks familiar and then you see the plate or the driver and immediately point them out. i often follow it up with a phone call "hey, lol just saw you on the road"

Hell yes I died after he said that

James may

Both in unison

Thats got to be james….

Duck I can just about hear a q sound there not a h

YES! James May, ladies and gentlemen, is going to be shot!

1:10

Hammond starts going insane whilst driving a motorbike in the rain while racing against a train.

What is it?

That's one of my favourite lines from the whole show ever! A nice Prince Andrew dig!

Still, could be worse.

You can take the man out of a (formerly) single-sex Public (ie expensive private boarding) school...

I don’t get it lol

@@kidcharlemagne3044 had to have been watching the Argentine episode where they took something (an assumption) as fact

@@jimmyboynottknown7713 or it's Jeremy taking a shot at one of the prince's, forgot his name lol, because he said he medicaly couldn't sweat. Or not.

@@joshuasymonds3258 no , he was on about no human individual singular but a country instead

@@joshuasymonds3258 Combined joke about prince andrew’s “inability to sweat” as a result of the falklands and also the top gear crews time in Argentina, which was also related to the falklands.

that was a royal callback

if you want to believe his story, he was stressed out from long shooting schedule and had just been informed that he might have mouth cancer--not really an excuse but it goes to show how easily it can be to snap and lash out when something as stupid as not having the right dinner is the final nail.

@@quinnmarchese6313 I thought he was incorrectly diagnosed with pancreatic cancer?

@@JetFalcon710 i could be wrong but i read mouth cancer

Nope, I'm American too

Still, could be worse

What episode was this

I wonder what the hoops are like to get an AR in the uk

@FoulPrinceRomero I'm not a fan of the NRA they seem to support infringements of the 2nd amendment

@@bensmith4563 they’re not the most helpful of people.

Well, could be worse. *looks at the state of the BBC now*

His marriage?

a planet

The global economy