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@danteeightsix90692 роки тому
The perfect car enthusiast gift: A tie with a supercar logo in the shape of a steering wheel that tells the time and can hold your favorite drink.
@hamisharnold87452 роки тому
And with a Ferrari badge on it - £10,000
@itsamepersonio73382 роки тому
Now make the favorite drink holder be a piston cup with a Lamborghini or a different logo then the actual tie, absolute perfect
@retroman13352 роки тому
That is made of carbon fiber and has a button on it that makes f1 car sounds
@joshthomas25362 роки тому
I'm wondering what supercar logo looks remotely like a steering wheel so you can tell the time on a tie that you'd be wearing.
@FMZown2 роки тому
That smells of bacon...
@genericweeb7300Рік тому
I'l never grow tired of James' "Gokickle" bit.
@goliathprojects73542 роки тому
10:35 James May always got the best one liners
@klimpompРік тому
Suck, squeeze, bang and blow. That's how four stroke Jameses go!
@KaladinVegapunkРік тому
That is the best one Although where the shit is cockring & wizards sleeve?? That's the best one
@user-vu1rt6fd5sРік тому
How is he after that unfortunate filmed crash accident?
@J.R876510 місяців тому
@@user-vu1rt6fd5sfine from what I've seen
@polarisukyc12047 місяців тому
That was probably one of the best one liners these three have ever encountered
@penguinnexus10 місяців тому
"It's important in a submarine to know if the door is open or shut" - This aged well...
@nathankelsall517010 місяців тому
😭
@firstnamelastnamethirdname10 місяців тому
Oh man too soon?
@nathankelsall517010 місяців тому
@@firstnamelastnamethirdname not at all, too late if anything…
@carbonking5310 місяців тому
At 12,000 ft depth and 6,000 psi of pressure, a door makes no difference. Physics makes one.
@alyx642710 місяців тому
CMON ALREADY
@blackhawks81H2 роки тому
Being a big plane guy, I'm surprised May didn't go into a long winded explanation about how "big transatlantic planes actually have multiple sets of crew on board and actual beds built in that the crew can use on long flights" causing Jeremy to fall asleep again..
@jetseekers10 місяців тому
He probably did, but they skillfully cut it out
@banepo410 місяців тому
You're a big guy.
@EinfachLuap10 місяців тому
Sorry to be THAT guy but we don't have "multiple" crews on board, max 4 pilots usually and the cabin crew just takes turns with their rest periods! :)
@jetseekers10 місяців тому
@@EinfachLuap that's what he means by 'multple crews' Flight crew anymore consisting of a captain and first officer Tho I do know some flight just have a single relief pilot for the two primary pilots and they just rotate
@EinfachLuap10 місяців тому
@@jetseekers Pretty sure flights over 10 hours must have at least 1 cruise relief pilot, as per EASA regulation, companies might chose to deviate from this and make it less hours of flight time. Not sure what the limit is, for when you need 2 reliefs.
@purplecoffinman85102 роки тому
8:15 will never not be a legendary clip
@almostkentish3042Рік тому
James is lifting a drink to his mouth when Jeremy asks that and he actually stops out of surprise
@TheOmegaRiddler10 місяців тому
I saw that in Home Bargains.
@drunk_famasmf513510 місяців тому
And the legendary whole version, where the christmas tree fire is put out with it is still a treasure to be found, because i cannot find it anywhere on the internet
@surajbalajr.401610 місяців тому
@drunk_famasmf5135 and Jeremy yelling "I've put out the Tree fire with some pussy" 😂😂😂😂😂
@chrissieblossom10 місяців тому
@@TheOmegaRiddlerhome bargains is the only place I’ve seen it xD I’ve tried it, it’s ok, but I’m not that into the flavour (it’s passion fruit and lychee)
@speccwolf10 місяців тому
Best trio in TV, their humor bounces off each other flawlessly.
@antisal419210 місяців тому
only annoying part is that most of it is scripted, some jokes are improvised but most are scripted
@christymon354810 місяців тому
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@iamdb199010 місяців тому
it's never about the cars, it's those three
@user-dk2tq4ny4b3 місяці тому
@@antisal4192 the grand tour clips were mostly scripted, the top gear stuff was semi scripted to a point but the jokes were real time
@Muck006Місяць тому
Couldnt have happened with women ... because you arent allowed to insult them on TV ... also: *_Men insult each other and dont mean it._* *_Women compliment each other and dont mean it._*
@FAT88932 роки тому
8:45 May's laugh at that time is absolutely priceless! 😂🤣😂🤣
@timesnewlogan2032Рік тому
2:08 He had the hammer, so that part was planned... but judging by his reaction, he wasn't expecting the sounds afterwards!
@UnderseaPumaKing10 місяців тому
I'm not entirely convinced that Jeremy doesn't bring a hammer with him wherever he goes.
@timesnewlogan203210 місяців тому
@@UnderseaPumaKing He never knows when he might see Piers Morgan again.
@droganovic687910 місяців тому
I mean... this is Clarkson His solution to everything is either "More power!" or "hit it with a hammer" So I'm pretty sure that's just standard gear for them at this point. I mean Hammond pulled a hammer out later in the vid as well 😅
@user-dk2tq4ny4b3 місяці тому
the christmas stuff was always semi scripted but usually it would go off the rails way above the script
@SynchronizorVideos2 місяці тому
@@user-dk2tq4ny4bEverything in the “News” segment was planned out. They tried to wing it to sound “natural” in the first season, and it sucked.
@TomasBelloXD2 роки тому
14:11 What car have you got? "Volkswagen Jetta" 🤣
@yenchey32702 роки тому
21:27 James May is an international treasure
@user-vu1rt6fd5sРік тому
Never met him
@kewuo10 місяців тому
@@user-vu1rt6fd5sok
@RatelHBadger10 місяців тому
I'll tell you something...
@RileyZilla1001Місяць тому
I'll tell you something else!
@ChikaTCv0.52 роки тому
"The Veyron will never exist" This aged well
@grimsley99892 роки тому
Was just about to comment this lol
@danasstumbrinis84622 роки тому
He said "Buggati VERION" ha hah 4:32
@87654321j2 роки тому
I love car gifts but even I think 140k watch is a ridiculously over priced item
@Cards012 роки тому
The Bugatti Veyron is a ridiculously overpriced car. So when you have the money get one, the watch is just the strawberry on top. And the two together might actually increase in value even more.
@thedankatheist34662 роки тому
Bruh you beat me to it!
@denja9642 роки тому
the fridge is actually pretty cool ngl
@joaquinfranco90122 роки тому
The Momo Prototipo looks good on anything imo
@jmason06222 роки тому
I'd love to have that mini-fridge. I can put it in my room, stuff it with drinks, and if some skeevy relatives come along, at least I know the ones taking my drinks are the ones with a brain lol
@javo.illanes2 роки тому
18:45 Caring Jeremy it's not something you can see very often
@huybao11932 роки тому
Holy that was so wholesome lol
@randome.p.wvideos2 роки тому
Oh man that’s so cute
@Clarity_Control2 роки тому
Who wouldn’t be when near TGD
@adrielsebastian52162 роки тому
8:56 "Yippie ki yay mother truckers" now that's genius. I genuinely want that on a shirt (or a mug).
@lyonsja110 місяців тому
10:35 - That is an absolutely amazing line.
@owenlea65052 роки тому
24:52 it would've been better if May showed a condom saying, "As you'd expect, I've done it properly"
@adrielsebastian52162 роки тому
Or "I was the first to come"
@owenlea65052 роки тому
@@lucadipaolo1997 OMG yeah 😅
@agoogleuser821910 місяців тому
I was expecting "Oh Cock".
@DrewSavo10 місяців тому
Or maybe “does that mean she’s not coming on then?” Or depending on the circumstances “does that mean he’s not coming on then?”
@millersaurМісяць тому
Or “Oh COCK”
@anchy1995Рік тому
29:06 i love this, and Richard's "YOU CRETIN" 😂😂😂😂😂
@user-vu1rt6fd5sРік тому
Short Riki
@Jjgm692 місяці тому
I'm blind XD.
@Simon_PieMan8 місяців тому
8:16 Clarkson called him “Rich” - dropped the act for a second 😂
@alecwhatshisname51702 роки тому
6:30 I forget who the stig was @ the time, but you just know he had a smug smile on his face, and he was thinking "this is a great job"
@JKH1332 роки тому
I love how happy James was the the fork-spanner
@reececollison51012 роки тому
32:42 Jeremy’s Face kills me every time 😂😂😂
@dusty-blade22802 роки тому
I did not understand what Richard said just before this face X) can you tell me please ? :)
@reececollison51012 роки тому
@@dusty-blade2280 he said ‘it costs £1500 and they lent it to us’, basically saying it’s the worlds most ridiculously overpriced fragrance so Jeremy just kept spraying it into the air for fun🤣
@DrewSavoРік тому
@@dusty-blade2280 so normally when it comes to items such as these they are classified as “promotional material”, the idea being that for example those Lamborghini Baubles: they were sent to Top Gear and once they’ve been on the show to make people aware that they are available, the crew and cast could keep them (as Jeremy said he would). However Bugatti instead did something more tighter as they ‘lent it’, the idea being that once it was used in the show, they wanted it back. And there was probably a clause which specifies that they could only spray it on air, not behind the scenes for personal use. Which is why Jeremy not only blasted the air, but also gave some to the kid.
@madtendo648210 місяців тому
*TONIGHT ON BOTTOM GEAR:* (2:28) I destroy an annoying piece of bleeping plastic (12:56) Hammond magically pulls a tiny car out of his ass (15:54) And May attempts to assemble a bike he bought at IKEA
@cslearn304410 місяців тому
Lmao
@lahar24128 місяців тому
8:17 PUSSY energy drink
@Klovaneer29 днів тому
i see you are a man of culture as well
@gabrielhoy679010 місяців тому
Who here was expecting Jame's condom to read "Oh cock!"
@HaliaStone10 місяців тому
A bit disappointed it didn’t actually, that would’ve been perfect. 😂 Another good one could’ve been ‘Oh no! Anyway…’
@gabrielhoy679010 місяців тому
@HaliaStone That one should have been for Jezza, but absolutely! Me thinks each of them should have presented two or three condoms with their distinguish phrases.
@Som_dudette10 місяців тому
”What flavour is it?” ”Leave it”
@interstate3662 роки тому
I can’t believe you cut out the part where they said “you’ve just knocked the wobbly head of the former president of Nissan USA!”
@applejuice52722 роки тому
"Now look what's happened!"
@felagoncalves2 роки тому
Maybe he cut that out because no one ever has said that before
@interstate3662 роки тому
@@felagoncalves I don’t suppose they have
@THEREALBLU132 роки тому
I love that the instant they heard Clarkson was going to take the lambo ornaments home they destroyed them
@christopherwall2121Рік тому
"Sorry, I dropped it."
@madfilms100010 місяців тому
What makes it even better is that at his farm he has a lambo tractor
@markmcpeake6637Рік тому
Hammond's reaction at 7:59 for the piston mug was priceless as well as his reaction at 8:04 for the toothpick James presented.
@Calgrissom25 днів тому
He did what in his mug?
@interstate3662 роки тому
8:29 “what flavor is it?” Well James, it tastes a bit like a sweaty taco
@sdfilmproductions41932 роки тому
After a energetic morning of tennis....Kind of like vinegar and tuna.🤢🙍♀️
@TheHutchy012 роки тому
According to Ashens, the Pussy drink is cloying and tastes of generic fruit.
@Ayrtonium10 місяців тому
Like a bunch of submerged coins
@geobroproman7392 роки тому
7:14 that can't be a porsche designed training shoe; the laces aren't at the back!
@nickbell37732 роки тому
8:16 I was dying laughing 🤣
@gothnerd88710 місяців тому
12:41 I genuinely forgot he was talking about beach stuff and thought that the bucket was to prevent vomit getting on your Porsche
@CookieTheSmolFox2 роки тому
As a Czech, this video couldn't start worse than mocking Škoda.
@Memecho2 роки тому
Nowadays Skoda make great looking cars in my opinion
@Rob-tx3jl2 роки тому
Fuck the Škoda
@Markustajahoyrylaiva2 роки тому
@@Memecho I think it is ridiculous that they started to promote themselves as a premium car maker. they are just cheap bangers
@generalshark28332 роки тому
@@Rob-tx3jl clown
@generalshark28332 роки тому
@@Markustajahoyrylaiva another clown.
@Thetrainbloke10 місяців тому
15:08 Hammond: You could hit it with a hammer and it would survive! Espresso cup: *doesn’t survive* Hammond: I was wrong…
@usmanbutt28410 місяців тому
Looking at these compilations I remember that these guys are actual friends and know each other inside out hats why their jokes and jabs at each other work... And they remind us of our friends thats why all this worked amazingly...
@shawnhuk2 роки тому
James laugh is *almost* as infectious as my kids! Cracks me up every time.
@BierBart1210 місяців тому
Oh god, being infected with children
@jasonmohning17082 роки тому
Closeup of the Stig in a TVR surrounded by red smoke. BEST...FREEZE-FRAME....EVER!
@lukeg24552 роки тому
I died when jezza kept hitting the speaker
@alilindsay43042 роки тому
The gockickle 🤣 15.40
@kelvinkemoi24822 роки тому
Its called the gocycle....😂
@erosion27111 місяців тому
3:14 this is the problem with the grand tour studio segments and why the vibe was off. They became a bit too obsessed with hating and roasting each other at points it felt scripted. James in reality would probably really enjoy that fridge and find it interesting
@liloupumpkin527810 місяців тому
Yeah on TG even if it was scripted it felt at least genuine.
@Swe_Slipknot2 роки тому
0:30 Richard hammond was a parking sensor
@berkkarsi10 місяців тому
This is hands down my favourite Top Gear compilation
@thankyou83332 роки тому
2:10 6:28 8:45 18:13 29:10 31:19 My favorite. Gifts segment the most chaotic segment of the show 14:12 What did he said? I can't hear
@mrtom28542 роки тому
He said he has a VW Jetta
@TheCANationРік тому
A Volkswagen Jetta
@user-vu1rt6fd5sРік тому
Harrys are quarter battenernbergs
@calum235910 місяців тому
Love how Jeremy picks up a hammer out of nowhere 😂😂
@FranzFerdinandVIII10 місяців тому
14:12 "Volkswagen Jetta."
@gothnerd88710 місяців тому
1:41 I'd buy it if it had a recording of The Game Salmon yelling "I'M A DIESEL!"
@polishavgeek18492 роки тому
Wait, 40 minutes? Gold!
@dubaikay58717 місяців тому
1:30 20:30 29:00 32:10 Absolute favorite moments of jeremy
@Galvatron7599 місяців тому
18:12 Good too see them keeping with the tradition
@icedog363610 місяців тому
10:36 THAT IS A PURELY BRILLIANT LINE IF IVE EVER HEARD ONE AND THE LOOK ON THAT WOMAN'S FACE IN THE BACKGROUND TOO
@ArthurNunes2910 місяців тому
That frigde with a wheel lock would be very convenient on the Mekong River special
@rich_rich905 місяців тому
08:17 "Would you like some pussy?!" Has to be one of the funniest random lines of the entire show!
@polarisukyc1204Рік тому
I’ve actually had some of the energy shown at 8:25, I was studying for my GCSE’s and there was a catch up day over the summer break so most of my class came in in non-uniform and we’re getting on with our coursework, the teacher was very laidback and actually brought a 24 pack of diet cola for us, while the class clown brought some of the aforementioned energy drink, aside from him I was the first to try some, I didn’t like it and neither did anyone else, if I remember correctly it tasted of pineapple and passion fruit, with something else in it that made it rather horrible
@esmeecampbell739610 місяців тому
You need to be careful sharing pussy with people because you may get herpes. 😂
@Dawg34710 місяців тому
Petrol probably
@ryanford53878 місяців тому
I feel enlightened to know it's actual flavour
@joeyarnold77342 роки тому
Have you ever thought "Oh no my shoe horn is far too heavy?"
@coletrane38992 роки тому
Was anyone else expecting Jame's condom to say "as you can see, I've done this properly."?
@dylanshadowstar97792 роки тому
😂
@piercebuckley76992 роки тому
13:58 I think Richard Hammond is a Sith Lord
@jdpragmatic8644Рік тому
I die laughing every time Hammond smashes the Lamborghini ornament😂 (31:16)
@nharlow20982 роки тому
5:29 that Bugatti comment aged well…
@TheHutchy012 роки тому
I mean to be fair, the Bugatti Veryon still doesn't exist
@Deltairony8242 роки тому
@@TheHutchy01 ????
@EAW12 роки тому
my favorite bit is Jeremy hitting with a mallet :)
@RockingKevin922 роки тому
29:10 RIP Jezza's Eyes 😂 Also Carnage at 31:25
@DrewSavoРік тому
Also known as Christmas with The Who.
@_cecileРік тому
i had dosed off in the middle and the ear beeper actually woke me up. seems a good product.
@JudaZuk_2 роки тому
Simply the greatest trio .... in the world
@Creeper-ve3jy10 місяців тому
8:25 The way he said "Pussy,Energy Drink!" made me laugh so bad
@stinkyroadhog1347Рік тому
I've already got a decorated fridge. It says "Emily is a wee and a poo" on it Gee i wonder if one of his kids/kids friends made that XD
@sirkermy4502 роки тому
37:18 I was generally thinking about attaching it to my panda, until James said that
@Kombivar10 місяців тому
8:16 - that bit killed me today, because I bought one for sheer giggle, came home, popped it and played this video from the recommended - WHAT ARE THE CHANCES???
@interstate3662 роки тому
35:22 that’s…oh dear
@DiegoF1oresМісяць тому
0:22 i love that you can see that man very happy for that tie
@RedJLP2 роки тому
23:27 Clarkson's condom: How hard can it be? Me: DON'T SAY THAT! 24:52 May's condom: I was the first to arrive Me: And as you would imagine, I've done everything properly
@zero_second_thoughts87662 роки тому
I thought Mays would be "Oh cock!"
@dakotamarshall33952 роки тому
98í⁸8⁸999.8. 8
@aaroncable47392 роки тому
Imagine what that's saying if your abit older how hard can it be well at any age I guess not great tho you could say that's something from the female but she could read that instead of just saying to the male
@aaroncable47392 роки тому
@@zero_second_thoughts8766 that would probably be on the femidom if the females really not wanting a baby and hes got protection and she still wants one or she wears it instead of him tho I know condoms stop babies but why are they called protection not really giving parents confidence or children a good name
@DrewSavo10 місяців тому
maybe “does that mean she’s not coming on then?” Or depending on the circumstances “does that mean he’s not coming on then?”
@tylerbosworth419510 місяців тому
8:45 underrated May laugh
@scout_troop3r2 роки тому
my brother actually got one of them internal combustion engines XD
@JL10702 роки тому
21:55 is just legendary 😂
@PantherAusfD1944Рік тому
21:46
@markcf8310 місяців тому
......and the previous minute or so......
@TheCow2face2 роки тому
Ah the good old days of videos in 480p xD
@jeremyfong56842 роки тому
8:56 “Yippee Kiyay, mothertrucker”
@GrissbaneРік тому
You know the dude that got that tie in the first clip wore that EVERYWHERE
@87654321j2 роки тому
I love those Lamborghini baubles probably like £2000 each lol also that Bugatti aftershave sounds great
@Veyron722skyhook2 роки тому
I love that beeping ear piece the most.
@tyler97032 роки тому
It's amazing just how wrong they were about the Veyron
@ScatterlingOfA2 місяці тому
Thanks so much for putting this all together, just what i needed!
@SanderDoesThingsРік тому
18:14 Hammond crashes into the studio
@KohanaCoyote10 місяців тому
31:26 will always make me laugh
@bmjake2 роки тому
“Oh, my pits are getting a bit wiffy”
@arjenvanderschaaf9657Місяць тому
peep, peep, peep, SHUT UP!!! bonk SHUT IT!!! had me rolling🤣🤣
@toodles4882 роки тому
Those condoms are absolutely hilarious 🤣 where can you get them? Asking for a friend...
@dropkicknazis5301Місяць тому
These men are international treasures!
@tammobroekema19652 роки тому
It made my eyes water… brilliant.
@DaveEdmondson2 роки тому
I was waiting for may's rolling pin to say " OH COCK"
@Sclumsy10 місяців тому
37:23 this one always makes me laugh
@GB-tc4hrМісяць тому
43:11 the shock in his voice is perfection
@adrianc73726 місяців тому
"It's revolting and that's why it's for you Jeremy" 😂😂😂
@abhiram71982 роки тому
10:36🤣🤣
@mohdmuqri61012 роки тому
36:43 LOOK AT THIS!! w o w
@HyperK710 місяців тому
A tire clearly meant for flashy street racers, drifters and touge drivers, with less handling. Brilliant.
@Nizzino_4010 місяців тому
And gender reveals 😂
@sugarnads10 місяців тому
Tyre.
@raphaeldagamer9 днів тому
I think the Richard Hammond 2010 Calendar is the cure for my morning wood.
@SmashBrosAssemble20 днів тому
Clarkson’s first course of action was the type out the message “Hammond is a Call U Next Tuesday.”
@jay-jay2410 місяців тому
We need more of this 😊
@cepheus7850Рік тому
This is one of the best compilations. 👍
@valenciasainz10 місяців тому
13:59 Hammond looks like Charles Leclerc in that frame.
@gamingpredator42262 роки тому
5:24 "Never will exist" Are you sure about that?
@minhohoang28585 місяців тому
My favorite top gear compilation
@doctorwho3029Рік тому
29:09 I'm laughing my backside off 🤣
@michaelkowal323010 місяців тому
That's why sprays have a warning to keep them AWAY from your eyes