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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

18 днів тому

Meanwhile… British shepherds figured out that Axe body spray keeps their sheep from fighting, the CMO of Taco Bell says his special order is “life changing,” and NBA star Boban Marjanović is being hailed as a true American hero after winning free chicken for the crowd at a Rockets-Clippers game.
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Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology and more. Featuring bandleader Louis Cato and “THE LATE SHOW band,” the Peabody Award-winning and Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater. Stephen Colbert took over as host, executive producer and writer of THE LATE SHOW on Sept. 8, 2015.

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@june2420111
@june2420111 17 днів тому
As a Peruvian who was cooking lunch with aji panca and aji amarillo as I was watching this segment, I am honored Colbert's writing team has tried our "chupe de camarones" ❤❤ 👌
@gnocchidokey
@gnocchidokey 16 днів тому
It sounds delicious!
@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 16 днів тому
*Amarillo RULES* incredible niceness
@gardnerhill9073
@gardnerhill9073 16 днів тому
Peruvian food is so yummy.
@josephzuloaga
@josephzuloaga 16 днів тому
as a peruvian, it made me smile when Stephen mentioned "chupe de camarones" :)
@williammiller9282
@williammiller9282 13 днів тому
That's so crazy, I was making fugitive road shwill while watching this
@LivingroomTV-me9oz
@LivingroomTV-me9oz 16 днів тому
British person here. Colbert’s summary of three hundred and fifty years of history of the British Empire is more accurate and more comprehensive than what we are taught in school! Our version is heavy on spreading Christianity and building railroads…rather light on the whole genocide thang…
@WindsorMason
@WindsorMason 14 днів тому
The US version of its own history is the same, but we pretend the rail road part didn't ever happen, and we apparently don't ever need to try doing that thing again, that we never did. Cars are good, more land should be devoted to them, they should be held to the highest and know if we are not worshiping enthusiastically enough... Must get more oil for the wheeled holiness.
@traceythompson1092
@traceythompson1092 День тому
​@@WindsorMasondon't forget that all enslaved African-Americans were just happy to get to the civilized west and were grateful to be looked after by their wiser, superior "masters".
@CappyLarou
@CappyLarou 17 днів тому
Now that's how you take care of fans, even if they're on the other side. That man is a true hero. Free chicken rules
@GrizDrummer25
@GrizDrummer25 14 днів тому
The NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM of the free miracle nachos was equally as priceless
@afreezaphorogiancossack2194
@afreezaphorogiancossack2194 17 днів тому
Nobody ever talks much about Stephen's delivery because the content is so strong. But of course his intro to the "Meanwhile" kind of puts his fundamental skills on display. He's actually got some of the longest sentences full of elaborate vocabulary that the writers could imagine, and he really seldom goofs. It's amazing when you think about how he has to do that like 4 times a week with little to no rehearsal. But like I said, it's just one of the many things about this show that are just extraordinary. And until today I never learned or noticed that he was in Second City. Man, they were all the rage back then in Chicago. And Chicago was the place then, too. Thank you, Stephen, absolutely love the show, the best late night ever!
@jeswilde6188
@jeswilde6188 17 днів тому
:) yes to this
@KrakenIsland64
@KrakenIsland64 17 днів тому
You realize this is filmed ahead of time and they can edit out or retake mistakes right?
@jonathanneil5901
@jonathanneil5901 17 днів тому
@@KrakenIsland64it’s pretty clear when something is one take
@KrakenIsland64
@KrakenIsland64 17 днів тому
@@jonathanneil5901 I've been to his show tapings, between camera switches there is often jokes, pauses, or slip-ups. Watch one of his live airings and you'll see the difference. I'm not saying he's bad at all, but anyone can misread a teleprompter or break character during a long monologue.
@KrakenIsland64
@KrakenIsland64 17 днів тому
@@jonathanneil5901 also just because you're shown one take doesn't mean that was the first take lol
@silverdragon4344
@silverdragon4344 17 днів тому
If Steven freezes is he called a Cold Bear? Ba dum tiss...
@jameshealey6535
@jameshealey6535 17 днів тому
Greetings from the UK " How did we take over the world?"....it had a lot to do with the Navy-wavy!
@LeafHuntress
@LeafHuntress 17 днів тому
You can tell that Colbert has no idea about the UK because he left out the Boaty MacBoatface part of the navy-wavy.
@erikt454
@erikt454 16 днів тому
John Oliver once quipped it was the accent...
@FalloutJack
@FalloutJack 14 днів тому
Eddie Izzard said it was from the cunning use of flags. 😁
@jameshealey6535
@jameshealey6535 14 днів тому
Oh yeah, I remember that stand-up routine..@@FalloutJack
@All_Loves_Lost
@All_Loves_Lost 17 днів тому
My dad went to school with Doris Kearns Goodwin-! He was in her first book I think they dated in high school. Oh I wish he was still alive to see this he would have been so happy-!!!
@philipstanco6011
@philipstanco6011 17 днів тому
That's cool!
@jerrygibbons7666
@jerrygibbons7666 17 днів тому
Perfect! Thank You!
@RonnieG
@RonnieG 17 днів тому
Cool story bro.
@Seigensi
@Seigensi 17 днів тому
that'd make for an empty life, this being something to make one happy.
@askew9976
@askew9976 17 днів тому
Cool! Great memory to have. ❤
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 17 днів тому
Stinky Don: “30 milkshakes and some chicken.” Boba Marjanovic: “Chicken for everyone!”
@askew9976
@askew9976 17 днів тому
The 30 milkshakes were for him. The random chicken, was for those that got to it, before he gnawed their arm off.
@FrankBenlin
@FrankBenlin 17 днів тому
Cash or charge, oh it's Sir. Cash only.
@SafetySpooon
@SafetySpooon 17 днів тому
I can't help but wonder if he'll get in trouble for deliberately missing that....
@ryanbauer3680
@ryanbauer3680 16 днів тому
After he's already eaten the crispy fried skin off of it, askew9976
@burkedestounis3818
@burkedestounis3818 16 днів тому
​@@SafetySpooon He won't - Boban is probably the most well-loved player in the NBA, by fans and fellow players alike, it's impossible to not like the guy. Plus the game was meaningless in the standings because his team isn't going to the playoffs anyway. Not even Popeye's or whichever chicken company that had to supply the free chicken would be upset about it - that's exactly what the promotion is supposed to do. Boban is awesome 😎
@DuchessCecelia72
@DuchessCecelia72 17 днів тому
I have not been feeling very well the last few days so I’m lying in my bed with my eyes closed, listening to all of the Late shows UKposts clips from last nights show. I was very relaxed and almost drifting off to sleep until Stephen said ‘da da da da da, am I having a stroke?’ I don’t think I’ve ever experienced that sensation before, drifting off to sleep then suddenly burst out laughing 😂. Love you for that Stephen ❤️
@arellatikvah
@arellatikvah 16 днів тому
Oh man, I've been having a very bad pain day myself and I laughed out at that one! It startled me and looked around to see who was laughing and it was me 😅
@YeeSoest
@YeeSoest 17 днів тому
THE Auditorium Theatre right next to Ballpark Stadium?? Wowzers😅😅
@annestewart5741
@annestewart5741 16 днів тому
I'll take mine with a side of double redundancy please!
@erikt454
@erikt454 16 днів тому
Meet at the Drinks Bar afterward?
@YeeSoest
@YeeSoest 16 днів тому
@@erikt454 sure thing, I'll buy the first round of hop beers
@annestewart5741
@annestewart5741 16 днів тому
@@erikt454 🤣
@evangonzalez2245
@evangonzalez2245 14 днів тому
Make sure you try the snack foods
@pattywilliams788
@pattywilliams788 17 днів тому
I love the “Meanwhile” segment! 😆🤣😂
@juanitalaloca7953
@juanitalaloca7953 17 днів тому
I miss "Quarantine while"!
@pattywilliams788
@pattywilliams788 17 днів тому
@@juanitalaloca7953 me, too
@agoogleuser4356
@agoogleuser4356 17 днів тому
This is unusual to find it the same day. Mostly CVS hides it until about three days later when they put up the whole playlist for the day. When they shorten fuse or his back after a long time on vacation then they make the segments available. I don’t know why they’re playing cat and mouse with their audience but CBS likes to make things difficult for us. I’m still not gonna be chained to a certain time to figure out how to use my broadcast TV. I’ll give up my sleep the way I want to and not by somebody else’s schedule.
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 15 днів тому
Me too. Just not the long intros.
@mycosys
@mycosys 17 днів тому
Axe body spray, a smell so bad it even kills a Ram's horn
@dasstigma
@dasstigma 17 днів тому
Puberty. A condition so bad, words lose all meaning.
@deenormus1975
@deenormus1975 16 днів тому
😂
@sophiathekitteh
@sophiathekitteh 15 днів тому
I remember being in a class in high school and a bunch of guys were seated in the back. So much axe body spray. Unfortunately, I sat in the back too 😂
@VinceValentine
@VinceValentine 15 днів тому
@@sophiathekitteh To be fair, teenagers (especially boys) are stanky from all the hormones... but boys really overdo it. They overdid it back in the 90s and they still do today.
@krisfrederick5001
@krisfrederick5001 17 днів тому
“We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail around the world and stick a flag in. "I claim India for Britain!" They're going "You can't claim us, we live here! Five hundred million of us!" "Do you have a flag …? "No..." "Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just made up!” 😂 ― Eddie Izzard, Eddie Izzard: Dress to kill
@ChefForte
@ChefForte 16 днів тому
The only time you hear the phrase "Argy bargy" in this country is when you're watching 40+ year old British comedy. That was refreshing, lol.
@brianjones6500
@brianjones6500 17 днів тому
I had no idea Stephen Colbert could perform an exact John Oliver impression
@Seigensi
@Seigensi 17 днів тому
I could see it if he had a sugar high and better writers.
@phivegz
@phivegz 17 днів тому
JO is trash bro.
@derrickstorm6976
@derrickstorm6976 17 днів тому
They worked together on the Daily Show for years
@olorin4317
@olorin4317 17 днів тому
Euphemisms are the cutest way to openly discuss atrocity among the elites back home Stephen.
@NickChiuco
@NickChiuco 17 днів тому
4:55 I guess "Ba-rap-pap-pa-pa, I'm strokin' it" doesn't have a good ring to it.
@requiemforameme1
@requiemforameme1 17 днів тому
4:36 Everyday we grow one step closer to Smell-o-Vision.
@SamLowryDZ-015
@SamLowryDZ-015 17 днів тому
Argy - Bargy Argument between barge owners over 'rights of way' on canals
@CitizenAyellowblue
@CitizenAyellowblue 17 днів тому
That billboard is asking for some special damage…
@katthefantastic
@katthefantastic 17 днів тому
SCTV 4 LIFE!!!! They've given us so many amazing comedians. ❤ Also, you wanna make a fast food employee angry? Ask them to grill your onions. On a Saturday. Around noon. 😑
@annestewart5741
@annestewart5741 16 днів тому
Oh, I'll bet! But the CEO gets what he wants.
@katthefantastic
@katthefantastic 16 днів тому
@@annestewart5741 truth
@bonniespruin6369
@bonniespruin6369 17 днів тому
When life is difficult, you can always make me smile, Stephen.
@GrandmaBev64
@GrandmaBev64 17 днів тому
I just love "Da Bears"! The guy who plays Pillow is wonderful.
@lstapes7
@lstapes7 15 днів тому
Hmm… I see you there 😂. I have also enjoyed jokes whose endings were the like of Da Beers, Da Tears, Da Years, and, yes, Da Bears for many years now… . Like you, I also enjoy the late night host whose impressions of My Pillow guy end with variations of the above. In fact, there is even a compilation video of that very host combining the above that is really good!
@birbluv9595
@birbluv9595 17 днів тому
Stephen does a magnificent job with this Meanwhile intro. One of my favorites!
@spidey8764
@spidey8764 17 днів тому
if you skip to the 3 min mark today.....you can skip over all that ridiiculous babble in the beginning of the the Meanwhile segment.
@hopeewing5583
@hopeewing5583 17 днів тому
This one was funny! When Steven did the British taking over with adorable language 😂😂
@Shadoweclipse1386
@Shadoweclipse1386 17 днів тому
Milwaukee here: you're welcome back in the Midwest anytime Stephen!!
@Ford_prefect_42
@Ford_prefect_42 17 днів тому
Help my blood feels thick 🤣🤣🤣 literally can't breathe
@gamesman0118
@gamesman0118 17 днів тому
I'm just glad I don't have to clean that bathroom mine is bad enough.
@d.b.1176
@d.b.1176 17 днів тому
Man of the people!!! 🍗 🏀
@eduardohinojosa9061
@eduardohinojosa9061 17 днів тому
Chupe de Camarones! Greetings from Peru :)
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl 17 днів тому
Didn't Mr. Spock say it? The free chicken of the many outweighs the free throw of the one.
@wildcoastart
@wildcoastart 15 днів тому
Indubitably
@slarson231
@slarson231 17 днів тому
When I was a kid, our neighbors raised sheep, and we had dairy goats. The males were put in the furthest corner of the farm because the rank smell of rut was so overwhelming that 40 years later, I felt a little sick and could still remember it. We had one male goat. AXE Body Spray is no mere Irish Spring! 🤢🤢🤮🤮
@burkedestounis3818
@burkedestounis3818 16 днів тому
Try shoveling out a sheep pen at a farm - it was literally dangerous to be inside the pen for too long, the fumes are that bad.
@slarson231
@slarson231 16 днів тому
@@burkedestounis3818 And it stays with you for the rest of your life!
@erikt454
@erikt454 16 днів тому
@@slarson231 I know a smell like that... your post just reminded me.
@slarson231
@slarson231 16 днів тому
@erikt454 😞 sorry!
@DANNYonPC
@DANNYonPC 17 днів тому
NETHERLANDS MENTIONED!
@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1
@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 17 днів тому
4:31 I think that billboard should advertise some free fries instead.
@DeathlyTired
@DeathlyTired 17 днів тому
We don't have AXE. It's always been called Lynx here.
@andrewkylebouvier1702
@andrewkylebouvier1702 17 днів тому
Incoming message from the BIG GIANT HEAD!!
@Spacebanana-im5qt
@Spacebanana-im5qt 16 днів тому
Too bad we can't send him to the second rock from the sun! 🚀
@juschu85
@juschu85 17 днів тому
When you miss a free throw on purpose, please make it more obvious. REALLY obvious. Like just throwing the ball 90° to the side.
@SoManyRandomRamblings
@SoManyRandomRamblings 17 днів тому
Agreed. That would have been awesome
@LeafHuntress
@LeafHuntress 17 днів тому
Throw it backwards, at least your team keeps possession of the ball in that case.
@igorschmidlapp6987
@igorschmidlapp6987 17 днів тому
McD's billboards... "Who ever smelt it, dealt it"...
@neilsoulman
@neilsoulman 16 днів тому
Great news regarding your participation at the upcoming convention, kudos
@istdochallesegal3427
@istdochallesegal3427 17 днів тому
"...fugitive roadswill of news..." I know that some people aren't fans of these intros, but I always look forward to seeing if the writers can outdo themselves... and they just did!
@TeezyRapperTDR
@TeezyRapperTDR 17 днів тому
😂 free chicken 🍗
@brianjones6500
@brianjones6500 17 днів тому
that aint chicken 🌴
@0o0ification
@0o0ification 17 днів тому
Poultry Justice ✊
@PEchris71421
@PEchris71421 14 днів тому
As a Peruvian, Colbert absolutely nailed it with the recipe for Chupe de Camarones. Craving for one right now!
@RAD6150
@RAD6150 17 днів тому
Meanwhile: Also a source for new recipes...
@vickywitton1008
@vickywitton1008 17 днів тому
I am British and have never used the phrase " argy bargy" . I say "fucking around"!
@nicholassmith7984
@nicholassmith7984 17 днів тому
I think it's become somewhat anachronistic, but I've definately heard it used.
@nancyscogin7549
@nancyscogin7549 17 днів тому
I heard John Lennon say it.
@leohickey4953
@leohickey4953 17 днів тому
It was last used semi-seriously in 1982.
@TheGreatAtario
@TheGreatAtario 17 днів тому
U wot m8?
@mlr4524
@mlr4524 17 днів тому
Apparently it's more Australian at this point.
@vascodesena
@vascodesena 17 днів тому
FOX: "We are Bor(g)ed... Intelligence is futile." (paraphrase)
@splorn
@splorn 17 днів тому
High quality Meanwhile Like a breath of fresh but slightly off air
@TuxedoMaskMusic
@TuxedoMaskMusic 17 днів тому
Give The People What They Want! lulz!
@BrianLockett
@BrianLockett 17 днів тому
Nobody dislikes Boban. He's a global treasure.
@Fwright88
@Fwright88 17 днів тому
I always appreciate when the Meanwhile intro doesn't mock homeless people
@jr032582
@jr032582 17 днів тому
Boban was in a movie with Keanu…he learned how to be generous to people from Keanu ✌🏽
@BrianLockett
@BrianLockett 17 днів тому
Nah, Bobi's always been this way. Man's a lifelong gentle giant.
@burkedestounis3818
@burkedestounis3818 16 днів тому
Even John Wick loved the guy - he really didn't want to kill him in the movie, and that was Boban playing himself basically
@Grace1957-
@Grace1957- 17 днів тому
That billboard idea is brilliant. Now I want Micky D's fries.
@COMPFUNK2
@COMPFUNK2 17 днів тому
And I’m sure that at the Auditorium Theatre you’ll find plenty of copies of Paper magazine.
@kristieamaya3365
@kristieamaya3365 17 днів тому
ACTUAL Start: 2:48
@donkee011
@donkee011 17 днів тому
Bobi is a true gentleman 👍👏👏
@robman2366
@robman2366 17 днів тому
“Corn dogs, Jackie. Corn dogs for all these people.”
@akeil69
@akeil69 17 днів тому
No Nina an an na and an animal that oo
@musicinggp
@musicinggp 17 днів тому
"Auditorium Theatre" ... "Ocean Beach"
@williamhosp701
@williamhosp701 17 днів тому
I was at the 1968 Democratic Convention and I wish you better luck than we had then.
@courtney-ray
@courtney-ray 16 днів тому
That McDonald’s joke had me crying 😭 😂😂
@dennislofstrom6177
@dennislofstrom6177 16 днів тому
I just love it when Americans say "it's cold here", I'm Swedish, and our capitol Stockholm "the only city here you perchance heard of" is on the same latitude as Alaska. I live about 200 miles north of that in the centre of the country, and it goes about 600 miles further north. you have not seen cold!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 17 днів тому
Man. Now I want nachos.
@Moekoffee2001
@Moekoffee2001 17 днів тому
Boban choked for chicken
@dielaughing73
@dielaughing73 17 днів тому
What a jerk
@williamcrowe2576
@williamcrowe2576 17 днів тому
The Second City may have became popular in Chicago, but it actually got it's start in Canada alongside the Frantics.
@maxmartin2763
@maxmartin2763 17 днів тому
Huh? SC Chicago began in 1959. The name Second City was taken from a New Yorker article that mocked Chicago. The Toronto branch didn't open until 1972. The Toronto franchise made enough money from SCTV that the Canadian partners bought the Chicago company in 1985.
@williamcrowe2576
@williamcrowe2576 17 днів тому
@@maxmartin2763 Oh. Shows how much I know which is very little.
@marketads1
@marketads1 16 днів тому
The only late night host that makes me laugh out loud!!
@justsaying14
@justsaying14 16 днів тому
Todays Kimmel managed that too 😂😂😂😂
@lstapes7
@lstapes7 15 днів тому
Seth is the only late night host that I have a strict no eating or drinking anything while watching.
@melissaabbott6829
@melissaabbott6829 16 днів тому
I look forward to the Olympics and now your shows from Chicago this summer!!!
@ChandlerSomborac
@ChandlerSomborac 17 днів тому
Boban's heart is as big as he is!
@drsingingeagle
@drsingingeagle 16 днів тому
I don't remember seeing any tuk-tuks or panda smugglers when I lived in Taiwan.
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 5 днів тому
The stroke joke was hilarious! 😂
@gc3193
@gc3193 17 днів тому
Shout out to Perú 🇵🇪🇵🇪
@Kauffy901
@Kauffy901 16 днів тому
Finally-- a positive about being a Clippers fan.
@nmkc_auriemma
@nmkc_auriemma 17 днів тому
NYC wouldn't have a rat problem IF people would sponsor TNR instead of sending the cats to NYCACC where they get off on mur....unaliving every feral cat that goes thru their doors 🤬
@BrianLockett
@BrianLockett 17 днів тому
NYC could learn a lot from Japan.
@margaretwordnerd5210
@margaretwordnerd5210 17 днів тому
Some cities spay/neuter and release feral cats for just that reason.
@ravenwolf7128
@ravenwolf7128 16 днів тому
I thought they did many observations with cameras in alleys that showed feral cats do not hunt NYC rats at all--the rats are too big and fight back...
@FloatingSpark
@FloatingSpark 16 днів тому
​@margaretwordnerd5210 That's what "TNR" means, it stands for "Trap, Neuter, Release". 100% the way to go.
@arellatikvah
@arellatikvah 16 днів тому
​@@FloatingSparkSure if you want all the songbirds to be eaten. They are an unchecked predator with TNR. Why do some people care for animals than their fellow humans? 😢
@ZennExile
@ZennExile 17 днів тому
2:58 because our minutes deserve to be free range, and Steve wants to put them in a cage of anticipatory torment for his own amusement...while
@davidlundquist1979
@davidlundquist1979 17 днів тому
Now that is truly meta, providing a time stamp to skip the Meanwhile intro, written in the style of a Meanwhile intro. Just whose side are you on?
@tylerkochman1007
@tylerkochman1007 16 днів тому
Auditorium Theatre actually is next to a hotel. And the building it is in originally had a hotel (the hotel next door was founded as an annex of it)
@kindablue1959
@kindablue1959 16 днів тому
30 years of eating bean burritos at Taco Bell and I never knew you could get grilled onions. Gotta see if my local Bell will do that!
@leslieterr18
@leslieterr18 14 днів тому
Loved the Peruvian references ❤🇵🇪
@whatdidimiss7799
@whatdidimiss7799 14 днів тому
I have started using "Meanwhile" as an adverb. Such as "I really Meanwhiled that project."
@britney901
@britney901 16 днів тому
Da Colbert.
@ragmanjack7524
@ragmanjack7524 17 днів тому
As a wise viking lad (Tuffnut from How to Train Your Dragon: Race to the Edge) once said, "The Chicken is Never Wrong."
@TheRealPOTUSDavidByrd
@TheRealPOTUSDavidByrd 16 днів тому
Boban Marjanovic is a blessing and we do not deserve him
@erichhavel6182
@erichhavel6182 15 днів тому
Daaaaa...Colberts!!! Love it! Bear Down. Chicago
@fixingitrightish
@fixingitrightish 16 днів тому
I was a happy boy when Taco Bell made the cheesy gordita crunch a full time menu item
@MrLargonaut
@MrLargonaut 16 днів тому
1:45 Those references... A moment of silence for our long departed Chris Farley... We still remember you and your little coat.
@kellyburket6955
@kellyburket6955 16 днів тому
Love that he's in Chicago for the DNC!!! Let's go Joe!!!
@user-bt5rl3rh3b
@user-bt5rl3rh3b 16 днів тому
Stephen, now you can get a true Chicago hot dog 🌭( definitely no ketchup)! Don't forget the deep dish pizza 🍕
@JH22533
@JH22533 16 днів тому
Man...even that short clip of The Miracle On Ice gets me choked up a bit
@jaeldi
@jaeldi 15 днів тому
"Oogaly-Moogally! Okayally-Dokally" - Ned Flanders
@PistachiaGirl
@PistachiaGirl 15 днів тому
A man of the people!
@deenormus1975
@deenormus1975 16 днів тому
Hahahaha! “…am I havin’ a stroke”
@Coastfog
@Coastfog 16 днів тому
Okay, that does it!! I changed my diet time and time again, acting like the responsible adult I am supposed to be, making the healthy choice. I sacrificed my favorite treats and always stayed disciplined, but now you're telling me I can't even drink rat piss anymore?
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin 16 днів тому
Well, I was going to make fun of you and winter, but you’re right. Chicago might as well be up here in Canada, weather-wise. 🥶🇨🇦 Edit: yay for Second City - used to go to The Old Firehall Theatre in Toronto to see Eugene Levy, John Candy, Catherine O’Hara, Martin Short, et al in a small space on a small stage. Comedy magic happened regularly.
@jonathanhmcauley
@jonathanhmcauley 17 днів тому
McDonald's jingle then "Did someone just fart?"
@DouglasRichardson-er4ky
@DouglasRichardson-er4ky 16 днів тому
Shout out to Sweet Home Chicago 😎🫵🏼 Rodgers Park, Ravenswood, Albany Park, and UPTOWN ... Colbert there during the DNC is a great idea 💙🇺🇸
@BellaWorldAni
@BellaWorldAni 16 днів тому
'Am I having a stroke?' got me. :)
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin 16 днів тому
Lush stores poison the air enough with their odours. Fries on top of it will be absolutely nauseating.
@Terastas
@Terastas 17 днів тому
"Argy-bargy" sounds less like males fighting for dominance and more like an obscure folk instrument. "Good evening, Cleveland. We are the Trans-Global Correspondents. We've got Phineas on the argy-bargy, Lars on the hurdy-gurdy, Prishtin on the bandoneon, Enkush on the tovshuur, and Shadeene on the didgeridoo."
@terryhunt2659
@terryhunt2659 17 днів тому
Re the billboard, I was going to comment along the lines of "Breaking News: the estate of Kazimir Malevich sues McDonald's for plagiarism", but turns out he died in 1935 so the painting 'Red Square' is probably out of copyright.
@ruud2040
@ruud2040 17 днів тому
We , the Netherlands, are not famous at smelling billboards ....We pee on them ..
@sjmullen6691
@sjmullen6691 16 днів тому
I'm ready for some miracle nachos.
@Zyo117
@Zyo117 16 днів тому
The Rooms Hotel actually sounds like a great name...too bad there's already a museum called 'The Rooms' in my city 😂
@pennygleeson5029
@pennygleeson5029 17 днів тому
Oh I look forward to that week 🤣🤣🤣
@stmission
@stmission 17 днів тому
However unlikely, but I hope House Speaker Johnson has an honest LateShow conversation w/Stephen before or after his imminent political immolation.😮😊😅
@Fifthelement203
@Fifthelement203 16 днів тому
This was hilarious. Start to finish
@Bludongle
@Bludongle 16 днів тому
Please, Stephen, I double-dog dare you to tell me that your writers first draft of the french fry joke wasn't "Bah-dat-bot-ba-d a h ! I'm strokin' it!"
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