Nikki Glaser’s Best Roast Moments

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Nikki Glaser unleashes on her fellow dais members at the Roasts of Bruce Willis, Rob Lowe and Alec Baldwin.
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@mr.notsocreative
@mr.notsocreative 3 роки тому
“Best roast moments” *Shows her entire set*
@curiously-cinnamon
@curiously-cinnamon 3 роки тому
And the title still isn't clickbait
@mylovesongs2429
@mylovesongs2429 3 роки тому
she is THAT funny!!!
@juho5282
@juho5282 3 роки тому
I don't mind. Nikki is so funny and much of the stuff don't end up in the roast anyway.
@mahmamia5100
@mahmamia5100 3 роки тому
They're not wrong, though.
@beneyboo3800
@beneyboo3800 3 роки тому
She’s that good!
@shoorveersingh
@shoorveersingh 4 роки тому
What she did to Ann Coulter wasn't a roast, it was a witch burning.
@TheRealXoph
@TheRealXoph 4 роки тому
This is gold dust!!!
@allensmith.aaffect.1626
@allensmith.aaffect.1626 4 роки тому
It was hack af. Calling a conservative a nazi. Wow. Such cutting material. I am a fan of nikki as well, it just seemed like extremely low hanging fruit. She could have been more creative.
@melodyhaviland9393
@melodyhaviland9393 4 роки тому
oooooooo
@allensmith.aaffect.1626
@allensmith.aaffect.1626 4 роки тому
@@nadlax5920 rat? 😂 thank you.
@REE_III
@REE_III 4 роки тому
@@allensmith.aaffect.1626 Great..you can write her material next time.
@joshhernandez209
@joshhernandez209 Рік тому
“I had a crush on you when I was a little girl, if only I’d know that’s when I had my best shot” 💀💀
@lionelyoung3437
@lionelyoung3437 9 місяців тому
That oat meal cross over joke to Robert is comedy gold. 🤣
@BobRooney290
@BobRooney290 10 годин тому
and she's so fluid with all the jokes. they all perfectly seam and are timed to perfection. and she's so hot.
@McGarry998
@McGarry998 4 роки тому
“The only person you’ll ever make happy is the Mexican that digs your grave”😭😭😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
@aaronburratwood.6957
@aaronburratwood.6957 4 роки тому
Declan Mcgarry I hurt after watching this, mostly cause I was trying to drink some hot coffee and laughed.
@gioblu
@gioblu 4 роки тому
😯💀🤣
@bryant49
@bryant49 4 роки тому
Yeah she meant that shit
@christinaedwards8178
@christinaedwards8178 4 роки тому
Hilarious
@powertuber4.068
@powertuber4.068 4 роки тому
Ann Coulter was right about the fatal error of allowing the irrational emotion-oriented female the majority vote that is currently deconstructing western civilization.
@jetpesebre
@jetpesebre 3 роки тому
You know you're a great roaster when your 'Best Roast Moments' are just uncut clips of all of them
@zacharyjonnie6012
@zacharyjonnie6012 3 роки тому
“Best roast moments” Shows her entire set
@DN..11
@DN..11 3 роки тому
Not even the whole sets lmao
@meme2363
@meme2363 3 роки тому
She and Martha Stewart are incredible at roasts.
@meme2363
@meme2363 3 роки тому
Martha can’t be flustered.
@meme2363
@meme2363 3 роки тому
Your night nurse! I am ded
@oscarjr2679
@oscarjr2679 2 роки тому
“ Caitlyn Jenner, what a beautiful woman… that she killed in a car accident” Joke that they wouldn’t let Nikki say 😂
@emu_warrior
@emu_warrior 2 місяці тому
yeh it was a shame no one roasted jenner on the women she killed in a hit and run and got off from charges because shes got $
@dickhitswater4836
@dickhitswater4836 Місяць тому
Embarrassing that they left that out. ‘Hit’ close to home I guess
@xSinisterKidx
@xSinisterKidx 27 днів тому
@@emu_warrior I think that's out of respect for the family of the dead. Imagine you're watching TV and the person who killed your loved one is laughing about it.
@sundiegoshine2922
@sundiegoshine2922 2 роки тому
“Oh Robert just got excited when I said oatmeal.” Haha oh my gosh 🤣
@alec187
@alec187 4 роки тому
“Jeff is dressed like Prince... of Wales... the animal... your fat” freakin genius 😆😆
@ivonned32
@ivonned32 4 роки тому
Alec She is
@indy3749
@indy3749 4 роки тому
*You're
@alwaysamysteryyes2021
@alwaysamysteryyes2021 4 роки тому
A little robbery from Groucho...
@xilo3012
@xilo3012 4 роки тому
@@alwaysamysteryyes2021 what said groucho? He was a Genius.
@313dlo
@313dlo 4 роки тому
Indy exactly
@21sashalee
@21sashalee 4 роки тому
"I don't wanna badmouth you because God already did" LMAO
@smitty7326
@smitty7326 4 роки тому
I.... actually didn't get it until I saw it written out here.
@naveenbhandari6095
@naveenbhandari6095 4 роки тому
@@smitty7326 same here. It hurts
@Ray2311us
@Ray2311us 4 роки тому
I still don’t get it
@smitty7326
@smitty7326 4 роки тому
@@Ray2311us apparently Jewel has famously bad teeth
@bababooiey8347
@bababooiey8347 4 роки тому
LOL Trailer Swift
@en6278
@en6278 2 роки тому
love how her jabs are so clever as well as brutal. I also love how she has these cute little apologetic moments where her humanity shows through & she seems sorry for being so merciless!
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 6 місяців тому
'I don't feel right about this"
@ballparkjebusite
@ballparkjebusite День тому
“I don’t know any of these people “
@ClubsOG
@ClubsOG 2 роки тому
“The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave” ABSOLUTELY DYING 😂😂😂😂
@theshadow9238
@theshadow9238 3 роки тому
She threw heat at everyone else She threw boiling lava at Ann Coulter
@qeggert2828
@qeggert2828 3 роки тому
Not pete
@neillscott4192
@neillscott4192 3 роки тому
That's because Ann was the easiest target. A conservative in a room full of liberals. Same thing happen to Adam Carola at the Baldwin roast.
@_Glamor
@_Glamor 3 роки тому
@@neillscott4192 It's one thing to be a conservative, but it's another thing to be Ann Coulter. She's like beyond conservative. The insane shit she says, she's basically like Tomi Lahren's mom.
@neillscott4192
@neillscott4192 3 роки тому
@@_Glamor I agree for the most part. However, Tomi Lahren was just playing a part. She turned feminist real quick when her man dumped her. Now, that their back together, she's all anti feminist
@_Glamor
@_Glamor 3 роки тому
@@neillscott4192 Playing a part or not, she's still said some pretty crazy shit, too. Which only proves she's also crazy cause she can't pick a lane
@nostalgiakid100
@nostalgiakid100 3 роки тому
Love how Rob Lowe brought in Ann Coulter as a human shield.
@mahmamia5100
@mahmamia5100 3 роки тому
I swear they must've done it because an official roast of Ann Coulter would've been a total disaster (I mean, good luck finding even ONE person who's funny AND actually likes her), but bringing her on as part of the dais ensured that everyone would be focused on shredding her to pieces. Pretty smart strategy.
@cyrannodb
@cyrannodb 3 роки тому
She was only there to promote her book. I wouldn't be surprised if the credits included "promotional consideration provided by" her publisher.
@alexas5260
@alexas5260 2 роки тому
@@mahmamia5100 if she'd be black it would have been considered hate speech. Funny enough I didn't know who she is, I still don't I just know the name, but I don't like her after that roast.
@bryantdelzer5404
@bryantdelzer5404 2 роки тому
@@mahmamia5100 the casino after he
@shuzzbot
@shuzzbot 2 роки тому
What do you mean brought her in. She has to also agree to be on the show and she is well aware of the hate people have for her.
@beccf.s.8012
@beccf.s.8012 2 роки тому
One thing is to make the audience laugh but, she shocks them and makes them scream! I could never get tired of watching her.
@carlfield1065
@carlfield1065 9 місяців тому
She should marry Theo Von 🎆
@fearsome1376
@fearsome1376 2 роки тому
The way she adds the little "I know I know" "no no" after her jokes just adds extra laughter....genius.
@user-zj7sv7nz2q
@user-zj7sv7nz2q Місяць тому
I find it rather whiny and annoying
@chickenclips
@chickenclips 4 роки тому
when she says someone's name... the camera pans to their face... All you see is terror. She's good
@ShaeNik
@ShaeNik 4 роки тому
So true 😂😂😂
@stormyweather8798
@stormyweather8798 4 роки тому
Good and mean. Alec Baldwin took it well.
@tonygunk2674
@tonygunk2674 4 роки тому
Would love to have seen Nikki Glaser and Greg Giraldo on the same roast.
@hiro6406
@hiro6406 3 роки тому
Its so funny. They are trembling in fear. They even start talking to themselves 😂
@dshiznit148
@dshiznit148 4 роки тому
i like how they all have to act like they're not offended
@tom23j
@tom23j 4 роки тому
I was always curious if they got pist and just had to act normal, or how that worked lol
@reptiliancow
@reptiliancow 4 роки тому
Genuine comics dont get offended. It's all in good fun
@SkyreeXScalabar
@SkyreeXScalabar 4 роки тому
@@tom23j they knew going in, that's why they can't act hurt
@friendly_italian4928
@friendly_italian4928 4 роки тому
Ann coulter was shaaaakingggg
@AlisterTate
@AlisterTate 4 роки тому
I think Ann Coulter was the only one who had to act like she wasn't offended.
@havmercy2349
@havmercy2349 Рік тому
Cybill had the BEST reactions 🤣🤣🤣 "I wish that wasn't true!" 🤣🤣🤣
@olinpeterson3205
@olinpeterson3205 2 роки тому
She is legit the best roaster of all time. There are a lot of comedians better but no one who has performed that well at 4 roasts!
@TheDLitch
@TheDLitch Рік тому
This was three roasts.
@christopherbolanos2480
@christopherbolanos2480 Рік тому
not even
@NotTheLarryDavid
@NotTheLarryDavid Рік тому
Greg
@stel2811
@stel2811 Рік тому
Jimmy Carr is brutal
@dktide91
@dktide91 9 місяців тому
Yes, I would say she's the closest to Greg Giraldo that we have now. Ross says he is the master but I think she's better.
@ohhShinxx
@ohhShinxx 3 роки тому
“We’ve lost a lot of greats to suicide I think it’s time we lose some okays” Just such, SUCH a good joke. Levels to that.
@kingpm9072
@kingpm9072 3 роки тому
That was probably one I didn’t get pls someone help me
@scottcurrie3959
@scottcurrie3959 3 роки тому
@@kingpm9072 She was referring the fact that Kevin Pollack was not a great actor, which he definitely is, but was only "OK"
@lamosos
@lamosos 3 роки тому
I actually liked the lead up a lot more.
@adrianrichards
@adrianrichards 3 роки тому
@@kingpm9072 Robin Williams was a great but this guy is just an OK ....
@jrdnruiz2
@jrdnruiz2 2 роки тому
Absolutely not. Suicide is never okay. Neither is her holocaust jokes. Nikki and Jeff go a little overboard sometimes
@inlpwetrust
@inlpwetrust 4 роки тому
She mastered the art of bait and switch.
@BbGun-lw5vi
@BbGun-lw5vi 4 роки тому
inlpwetrust That’s why she’s a master roaster.
@ll2240
@ll2240 4 роки тому
She can master my bait.
@MichaelAngelo-
@MichaelAngelo- 4 роки тому
L L you should ask Mose because he’s the master baiter
@Tydeestein
@Tydeestein 4 роки тому
Do you need lube when you bait and switch?
@AV-zh6tq
@AV-zh6tq 4 роки тому
@@MichaelAngelo- I'm dead be my wife
@obiwanpelosi2290
@obiwanpelosi2290 2 роки тому
The “don’t break the couch” part had me cackling, totally unrehearsed and just confirms she’s genuinely funny 😂
@linnyw3423
@linnyw3423 Рік тому
“Here’s your salad, sir.” I’m dead 😂😂😂
@maxquimby4695
@maxquimby4695 4 роки тому
Anne Coulter did NOT realize what she was signing up for this.
@kondinator
@kondinator 4 роки тому
Apparently she is so far from being a human being she thinks shaking is the same as laughing.
@resmarted
@resmarted 4 роки тому
I'm sure you like to think she doesn't know what she's doing.
@llongone2
@llongone2 4 роки тому
She eviscerated Anne, mercilessly. I loved every second of it.
@chrislair6832
@chrislair6832 4 роки тому
Her dumbass probably did go in there thinking it would be a little easier than it was lol. Glazer hit her harder than everyone on the Deus by far
@haydenh3015
@haydenh3015 4 роки тому
Anyone stupid enough to buy her book is already too far gone to care about what a comedian says about her so I guess she figured the money was worth it
@atcb5702
@atcb5702 4 роки тому
I like how you think she’s gonna say something nice, but she finishes her sentence with a nasty burn.
@P_Beard_5961
@P_Beard_5961 4 роки тому
Seve Gandy-Gauna that is kind of how comedy works in a roast
@atcb5702
@atcb5702 4 роки тому
Bazinga! Her delivery is on a whole nother level tho
@DruNature
@DruNature 4 роки тому
@@atcb5702 exactly! the jeff ross bit about the couch "no jeff dont break the couch - your face! - Your face has a dad bod" she just totally nails the delivery XD
@gbeach85
@gbeach85 3 роки тому
You mean like literally all of them? Idiot.
@lakhaniahmed1982
@lakhaniahmed1982 3 роки тому
Yet one falls for it almost every time. That's talent
@jimapplebee5322
@jimapplebee5322 2 роки тому
If I was a celebrity getting roasted by her, I'd be terrified, but I also couldn't wait to hear how she would rip me to shreds. She's insanely brutal & hilarious.
@lavenderblood4390
@lavenderblood4390 Рік тому
The thing I love most about Nikki Glaser is she's respectful about the roasts she does. I also love how cultured she is, that Casey Anthony joke was top tier
@7rays
@7rays 3 роки тому
“The only person you’ll ever make happy is the Mexican that digs your grave” scorching and brilliant!
@bucky90269
@bucky90269 3 роки тому
Ya that was a brilliant joke.
@maylee5928
@maylee5928 3 роки тому
FUUCCKKKKK LMFAOOOO
@maylee5928
@maylee5928 3 роки тому
Rob Lowes face when she said that
@bobbydellinger3832
@bobbydellinger3832 3 роки тому
@@maylee5928 @
@appreciatte
@appreciatte 3 роки тому
The best joke of the skit.
@PlaceStillMatters
@PlaceStillMatters 4 роки тому
Ann Coulter’s vacant eyes are the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.
@thomasrainbow
@thomasrainbow 4 роки тому
Truly frightening.
@isaiah8988
@isaiah8988 4 роки тому
You should see Hitler's eyes... oh wait
@monkadelic13
@monkadelic13 4 роки тому
you can tell when comedy central doesn't write the scripts on these people.
@KennyJ702
@KennyJ702 4 роки тому
Serious what kinda drugs is she on?
@forrealforreal8723
@forrealforreal8723 4 роки тому
She looked like a demon
@michaelfortenberry5735
@michaelfortenberry5735 2 роки тому
This woman is savage, even by roast standards. I'm in love.
@slimonion1975
@slimonion1975 23 дні тому
I love how she doesn't hold back
@earlnation720
@earlnation720 2 роки тому
She is so freaking hysterical. Great lines, and delivery.
@torystiffler2722
@torystiffler2722 3 роки тому
"You're the Tom Brady of commercials." That was such a siiiiick burn. Peyton tries to laugh it off but you can tell that one hit home.
@sajaibrahim2382
@sajaibrahim2382 3 роки тому
I didn't get it may you explain please.
@louielanz462
@louielanz462 3 роки тому
@@sajaibrahim2382 she's saying Tom Brady is the best quarter back, better than Peyton and he's the best at commercials
@sajaibrahim2382
@sajaibrahim2382 3 роки тому
Thanks!
@SuperLadiesman619
@SuperLadiesman619 3 роки тому
Im not even american, and I don't watch football, but i still get the reference.
@samuelzins5089
@samuelzins5089 3 роки тому
That was absolutely hilarious
@Spigliobibberton
@Spigliobibberton 4 роки тому
Bro I felt hurt and I wasn’t even being roasted
@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea
@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea 4 роки тому
Peter Real last name Dude my face was burning the entire time. I don’t like embarrassing moments but I stayed for the whole video laughing and cringing 🤣
@flickanrimsky
@flickanrimsky 4 роки тому
I almost cried :D
@Ray2311us
@Ray2311us 4 роки тому
Peter Real last name but then again most white guys do
@grapenutz1137
@grapenutz1137 4 роки тому
My nuts felt roasted a few times.
@ethangormong7506
@ethangormong7506 Рік тому
Dude the “Jimmy A Carr…is what Ralph Machio has to do at night to find a place to sleep” joke is so frickin funny and clever. I wish I could come up with something like that
@Giggidygiggidy12
@Giggidygiggidy12 2 роки тому
Rodman like literally explaining that he doesn't sell insense on the street 😂🤣 most emotional guy in the room
@Callmelucky
@Callmelucky 4 роки тому
“Only person you will make happy is the mexican digging your grave” that one killed me
@amberparker9883
@amberparker9883 4 роки тому
SAVAGE AF & I LOVE IT!!
@yaboib3074
@yaboib3074 4 роки тому
K lucky
@jameseno32
@jameseno32 4 роки тому
Yes, brutal
@larrysmith2638
@larrysmith2638 4 роки тому
@Evil Rev And there's the difference. Hitler, Trump, Coulter, and their ilk have no ability to laugh, especially at themselves. And it's their worst nightmare, to be laughed at.
@moisesgil3939
@moisesgil3939 4 роки тому
And probably true
@kungfusansu
@kungfusansu 4 роки тому
Apparently Nikki Glaser's Best Roast Moments are just all her roast moments...
@QuixoticCowboy
@QuixoticCowboy 4 роки тому
and this is surprising how?
@jessbelen1492
@jessbelen1492 4 роки тому
Duh
@marzellholbrook6130
@marzellholbrook6130 4 роки тому
And that's the point
@emilyslaton2100
@emilyslaton2100 4 роки тому
Except about suicide... that was a little far. But the rest was genius and had me cracking up lol
@jf2801
@jf2801 4 роки тому
Accurate
@mattwellito1458
@mattwellito1458 Рік тому
Why aren't there more Nikki Glaser comedy specials? Definitely need to see her live.
@infntnub
@infntnub 11 місяців тому
I love her on the roasts, but man.. her specials just don't seem up to the same level as her material at these roasts. Just my opinion.
@abn_tx
@abn_tx 10 місяців тому
@@infntnub They're definitely not.
@dhavalsolani1111
@dhavalsolani1111 10 місяців тому
Her specials are pretty bad tbh. I wonder why because she is clearly very talented as this video demonstrates.
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 6 місяців тому
@@infntnub I disagree. in fact some of this materialis straight from her specials... especially the self-deprecating stuff she fills in with.
@oldyeller1994
@oldyeller1994 2 роки тому
“Where they make sick kids meet you so dying doesn’t seem so terrible” 😂😂😂
@shazilish
@shazilish 3 роки тому
She didn't roast Anne Coulter, she annihilated her
@TheJStale
@TheJStale 3 роки тому
Don't you mean... ANNE-ihilated her?
@sylvesteruchia5263
@sylvesteruchia5263 3 роки тому
Yo Anne got roggered
@anthonyzullo
@anthonyzullo 3 роки тому
"the only mexican youll make happy is the one that digs your grave." I AM FUCKING DECEASED YO! SHE HELD NOTHING BACK, I THOUGHT JIMMYS ROAST WAS ENOUGH BUT GOD DAMN NIKKI WENT IN!!!! Notice how anxiety driven Anne is, she is visibly shaken. Id like to believe this was a Rob Lowe roast, but it was actually an Anne Coulter roast lmao. Also, did anyone notice that after this roast Coulter basically stfu for years? Lmao sometimes bullying can work!
@Rapsha100
@Rapsha100 3 роки тому
she was literately shaking I feel bad for her.
@mahmamia5100
@mahmamia5100 3 роки тому
The way they went at Ann in that roast was amazing. I think Jewel actually had one of my favorite burns, though, because it was just so blunt: "I do want to say, as a feminist, that I can't support everything that's been said tonight... but as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I'm delighted."
@ThrashAnDash
@ThrashAnDash 2 роки тому
“You’re like the Tom Brady of commercials.” Man that was cold 😂😂
@jackiesomoza5842
@jackiesomoza5842 2 роки тому
Finally the comment i was looking for. That payton manning joke made me spit my drink literally and then i saw the guy in the background also do it so i know this joke was a straight touchdown pass!
@wartyrant8627
@wartyrant8627 2 роки тому
@@jackiesomoza5842 And she complimented him so nicely leading up to the 💥🥊
@jeffreyyewell6540
@jeffreyyewell6540 2 роки тому
Truth
@ginnion.7759
@ginnion.7759 Рік тому
It makes me laugh every time!
@billbangz
@billbangz Рік тому
That Blake Griffin joke was classic🤣🤣🤣
@jeffwatts1126
@jeffwatts1126 3 дні тому
Nikki stole the show at the Tom Brady roast tonight, had me in tears
@miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372
@miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372 2 роки тому
"And without führer ado, Ann Coulter." Dead. 💀
@v1nc3nz000
@v1nc3nz000 2 роки тому
Totally underrated
@901stinababy
@901stinababy 2 роки тому
That was an awesome one
@marlonagostini8633
@marlonagostini8633 2 роки тому
"Twelve if you count mein kampf"😂
@b3_b3
@b3_b3 2 роки тому
I totally missed that one.. probably because I‘m German & the pronunciation was kinda off. lol
@andrewcantor-wagner2056
@andrewcantor-wagner2056 3 роки тому
Its like with everyone else you could tell she was trying to still be a little respectful and kind.... then it was time for Ann Coulter
@BrianR.-nu1sr
@BrianR.-nu1sr 3 роки тому
That was a very common occurrence of the evening. It was as if Charles Manson had shown up: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/sqege6h7mGuYk5c.html Put the hair and beard on Ann and, ..., yeah, ..., not much difference.
@SJamesGill88
@SJamesGill88 3 роки тому
I wish she could've done the White House Correspondent's Dinner.Nikki would've obliterated it.
@jaymartini
@jaymartini 3 роки тому
Coulter seemed to be trembling
@gorplsnaps2920
@gorplsnaps2920 3 роки тому
"The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave"
@ninalou4629
@ninalou4629 2 роки тому
You can see her shaking when she said her name 🙃
@kimbleist
@kimbleist 2 роки тому
“Jeff Ross you look like if Popeye only eat Popeye’s” was amazing 😂😂😂
@brendanxtrom
@brendanxtrom Рік тому
While I have a soft spot for the Norm roast brilliance and the Andy Samberg weirdness this is by far the best roast material I’ve ever watched. Just unbelievable material.
@FBG-Romulus
@FBG-Romulus 4 роки тому
“we’ve lost a lot of greats to suicide lately, we could lose some okays”
@sonnydortmund1513
@sonnydortmund1513 3 роки тому
“You sleepy Potato” That might be honestly the best description ever.
@shittyshow
@shittyshow 3 роки тому
Dude ... I laughed my lungs out X'D that was so perfect! and Dom's reaction to the whole thing! Priceless. Great sport, of course.
@mahmamia5100
@mahmamia5100 3 роки тому
I lost it when Nikki called him "Margaret Cho."
@thisismagacountry1318
@thisismagacountry1318 2 роки тому
Dom's a standup Legend. He knew how to work the bit when she threw it to him with ease.
@brentbeardsley655
@brentbeardsley655 Рік тому
Robert De Niro as Alf was hilarious! And true.
@danijacob4119
@danijacob4119 Рік тому
She went in on Ann 😂😂😂
@loganfields159
@loganfields159 Рік тому
How dare Alex Baldwin have a roast BEFORE he shot somebody.
@edwardbautista146
@edwardbautista146 4 роки тому
It’s funny to say that Martha Stewart is still the most lowkey dangerous person in these roasts 😂
@stormyweather8798
@stormyweather8798 4 роки тому
Martha looked good. Better than Cybill. She hasn't kept her beauty..alas.s
@ohgeereadmore
@ohgeereadmore 4 роки тому
I heard women in prison were afraid of Martha
@innertubez
@innertubez 4 роки тому
Martha will shank you if you cross her
@suzawilo
@suzawilo 4 роки тому
@@innertubez And her shank will be the best crafted one 😄
@rickbrenner6079
@rickbrenner6079 4 роки тому
@@suzawilo LOL:) Nice one:)
@JohnnySplendid
@JohnnySplendid 4 роки тому
"I don't want to bad mouth you since God already did" lmao
@thomasrainbow
@thomasrainbow 4 роки тому
How good is she? Such killer and sharp jokes.
@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea
@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea 4 роки тому
That was so brutal 🤣😭
@jasminelykins5269
@jasminelykins5269 8 місяців тому
When Cybill says “I wish that wasn’t true” I lose it 😭😭
@MakuraZalis
@MakuraZalis Рік тому
Her timing is wild. Her delivery is pin point and on the fricking nose
@knownuniverse93
@knownuniverse93 4 роки тому
she handed ann coulter a death sentence with those comments 💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mrbigstump63
@mrbigstump63 4 роки тому
KnownUniverse she was not happy!
@Wynter_Heat
@Wynter_Heat 4 роки тому
seriously!!! gahhhh damn!!!
@Figs3
@Figs3 4 роки тому
"The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican that digs your grave."
@dickymcbutts7585
@dickymcbutts7585 4 роки тому
@@Figs3 SOOOO BRUTAL LMAO
@DMRJ53
@DMRJ53 4 роки тому
And Coulter just sat there with that dumb smile
@itz-juaan-pr2097
@itz-juaan-pr2097 3 роки тому
“Blake, you look like a black guy that got made by a printer running out of ink” 😂💀
@dailyyoutuber4563
@dailyyoutuber4563 3 роки тому
Seriously, he looks like a white guy
@Ru77ian
@Ru77ian 3 роки тому
@@dailyyoutuber4563 wait he isn’t black? i thought the joke was he’s actually white lmao
@dailyyoutuber4563
@dailyyoutuber4563 3 роки тому
@@Ru77ian He is mixed but identify as black
@mahmamia5100
@mahmamia5100 3 роки тому
We've had Mariah Carey for 30 years and people still get tripped up over a mixed person, c'mon.
@SportsBoss999
@SportsBoss999 3 роки тому
THAT was one of the funniest jokes in Roast history, and I've seen them all.
@yobamos2158
@yobamos2158 Рік тому
The roast of Rob Lowe was actually the roast of Ann Coulter and I love it
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 6 місяців тому
she did that several times with several subjects.
@gmanfromdibloc2479
@gmanfromdibloc2479 2 роки тому
She probably has the best delivery and comedic timing
@NiFeGetsTubey
@NiFeGetsTubey 4 роки тому
"Blake you like a black guy made from a printer running out of ink." Holy shit lol
@studiojason8049
@studiojason8049 4 роки тому
She didn't want to say anything after that, she didn't want to lose her chances with him
@ndiogouniang83
@ndiogouniang83 4 роки тому
actually a lot of people might not get that one
@grapenutz1137
@grapenutz1137 4 роки тому
@@ndiogouniang83 people that live under a rock maybe.
@laylay9966
@laylay9966 3 роки тому
Hez still hot tho
@JasonNation72
@JasonNation72 4 роки тому
"Jewel is here, or as I call her Trailer Swift" I'm crying laughing!
@gludwig
@gludwig 4 роки тому
I don't remember if I've EVER heard a funnier burn. That was fantastic.
@loualbino5536
@loualbino5536 4 роки тому
Jewel is fucking beautiful.
@user-ht9ej1fm1z
@user-ht9ej1fm1z 4 роки тому
Jewel is way more attractive. Not to mention I've actually heard of Jewel. Who the hell is nikki glaser?
@adamspielholz4200
@adamspielholz4200 4 роки тому
@@user-ht9ej1fm1z are you seriously getting mad at a comedian making a joke?
@jribolla
@jribolla 4 роки тому
I think Jewel is a solid singer and a solid person but that joke was hilarious. A roast is no place for sensitive people, Jewel and everyone else on that stage knew what they were getting into.
@peytonschmidt1116
@peytonschmidt1116 Рік тому
Nikki is so funny. Truly one of a kind when it comes to these roast
@elijahmackR90
@elijahmackR90 Рік тому
She’s one of my favorite roasters. I come back to her every few months and still laugh. The Robin Williams line tho
@amjnyc79
@amjnyc79 3 роки тому
I would NOT want to be on the other end of her roasts.
@vaskolsfc
@vaskolsfc 3 роки тому
İ prefer her back end
@FrancisTheWalnut
@FrancisTheWalnut 3 роки тому
@Eddy Jin oi I care
@FrancisTheWalnut
@FrancisTheWalnut 3 роки тому
@Eddy Jin No one asked for your opinion either.
@biggiewhite
@biggiewhite 3 роки тому
lol so true edward norton was hiding his eyes from her they were all scared of her u can tell the way they looked at her especially at the bruce willis roast lool
@Lexor888
@Lexor888 3 роки тому
To me she's just a mediocre comedian at best when it comes to her comedy bits but when roasting on CC she's savage. She should use the writers for her roasts for her other performances too.
@abdullahsaeed7542
@abdullahsaeed7542 4 роки тому
"Blake you look like a black guy made out of a printer running out of ink" That was the best joke.
@bric9033
@bric9033 4 роки тому
It was so good 😂😂💀
@PrMCP
@PrMCP 4 роки тому
Yes
@skyluke9476
@skyluke9476 4 роки тому
Hacky af, low hanging fruit. Her Suicide joke was truly unique though
@bengully5076
@bengully5076 4 роки тому
Great but no best.
@thomasrainbow
@thomasrainbow 4 роки тому
I loved that one. So on point.
@ELPRES1DENTE45
@ELPRES1DENTE45 2 роки тому
Glaser, Giraldo, & Jeselnik are the greatest to ever do it.
@LexiSantos
@LexiSantos 2 роки тому
I hardly every cry when I laugh but ahe legit had me in tears. 🤣 She's great
@Jgarc105971
@Jgarc105971 Рік тому
ayyye! another JP fan
@LexiSantos
@LexiSantos Рік тому
@@Jgarc105971 yeah buddy
@zues7706
@zues7706 4 роки тому
Jewel was such a good sport it made her even cuter.
@Despondencymusic
@Despondencymusic 4 роки тому
Indeed
@bigworm2129
@bigworm2129 4 роки тому
Her giggle was adorable
@ryanmc8112
@ryanmc8112 4 роки тому
Facts 🤣
@Lenise-xx1uk
@Lenise-xx1uk 4 роки тому
@Ghostwriter That is the most perfect way to describe her teeth...loveable imperfections : )
@akowrath50
@akowrath50 4 роки тому
Always have a crush on her
@raymondsabee
@raymondsabee 3 роки тому
Welcome back to another episode of “Where quarantine has led me today”
@joeseabreeze
@joeseabreeze 3 роки тому
same here ;)
@captionhere19
@captionhere19 3 роки тому
Same
@lesslyrocks
@lesslyrocks 3 роки тому
Same.
@DF-vr3km
@DF-vr3km 3 роки тому
lmao
@shashankrao6202
@shashankrao6202 3 роки тому
True story 🥂
@emantabrizi8218
@emantabrizi8218 2 роки тому
This never gets old. Nikki is amazing.
@vleaky3430
@vleaky3430 Рік тому
"Martha Stewart shank you for being here" I'M DEAD 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@MossMan42069
@MossMan42069 3 роки тому
Ann was vibrating at a frequency only dogs were unfortunate enough to hear holy shit
@christianurena510
@christianurena510 3 роки тому
LOVE this comment! I’m cackling
@armandoramirez7268
@armandoramirez7268 3 роки тому
This comment is fucking poetry 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ahmaddihsann7724
@ahmaddihsann7724 3 роки тому
Hahahahhhahahahahahahahaha
@morganagrave
@morganagrave 3 роки тому
Terrifying
@tebampamonyane9818
@tebampamonyane9818 3 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@brookeww2919
@brookeww2919 4 роки тому
Rob Lowe's reaction to Nikki's roasting of Ann was priceless.
@kaiasmith5404
@kaiasmith5404 3 роки тому
It made me so happy
@BrianR.-nu1sr
@BrianR.-nu1sr 3 роки тому
Rob had a few kind words for Ann as well. Nikki was not the only person who loaded up for the peroxide harpy: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/sqege6h7mGuYk5c.html
@TheRealXoph
@TheRealXoph 3 роки тому
It made me choke lol.
@blacknoir1024
@blacknoir1024 3 роки тому
Where is the part?
@brookeww2919
@brookeww2919 3 роки тому
@@blacknoir1024 She makes the comments around 3:00 he makes the face around 3:09
@etothe549
@etothe549 2 роки тому
Just wow. The creativity and delivery. She’s a natural. I lol’ed for reals.
@Hemzees
@Hemzees 3 роки тому
Jewel is so adorable. Took all the light-hearted humour with so much grace.
@SportsBoss999
@SportsBoss999 3 роки тому
Love this comment. You are right on. It's gotta be hard to take a joke like she does, but she was genuinely able to laugh. Respect.
@lamosos
@lamosos 3 роки тому
Holy shit, I was not ready for that Trailer Swift line.
@Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM
@Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM 3 роки тому
Jewel is way prettier than Nikki.
@bubbastill2040
@bubbastill2040 3 роки тому
All that talent and tiddies too!
@stormdog9169
@stormdog9169 2 роки тому
Her teeth add to her charm, give her uniqueness and personality. Nikki, well, she's thin. That's about all she's got going for her in the looks dept. Alec Baldwin said it best to her, "What can I say to hurt you that you haven't already said to yourself looking in the mirror at the Equinox?"
@HarryGoldbergTV
@HarryGoldbergTV 4 роки тому
Ann Coulter looks so uncomfortable up there lmao
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 4 роки тому
Harry GoldbergTV Like a catholic priest at a Boy Scout meeting
@epsilon3569
@epsilon3569 4 роки тому
@@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 More like a live hog at a barbecue, tbh. She knows what's coming, and she is not happy, but also knows she can't escape.
@chrisbarr1359
@chrisbarr1359 4 роки тому
The crazy thing is she is more PRO-ISREAL than most Dems. The Hiltler jokes had no basis.
@Beardymanlol
@Beardymanlol 4 роки тому
@@chrisbarr1359 Palestine doesn't have a fraction of the equity that Israel does. Of course Coulter supports Israel
@Amir-mq4jy
@Amir-mq4jy 4 роки тому
She literally SHAKING, wtf haha
@noricoco4695
@noricoco4695 2 роки тому
I love that you can see Ann Coulter trembling the entire time.
@JustinCarr904
@JustinCarr904 2 роки тому
6:36 "I Wish That Wasn't True" 😅😜😅😆
@johnguthrie5776
@johnguthrie5776 3 роки тому
“What does that party have to do to lose your support ... be your son?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mahmamia5100
@mahmamia5100 3 роки тому
"I know being a new mom is hard, but... even Casey Anthony knows the current location of her daughter." I know people are talking up how she shredded Ann Coulter, but she just obliterated Caitlyn, too.
@bilenlove
@bilenlove 3 роки тому
@@mahmamia5100 what’s that one about? She doesn’t know where her daughters are?
@mahmamia5100
@mahmamia5100 3 роки тому
@@bilenlove Caitlyn? Basically back when she was still Bruce, she ditched her first family (including two kids) for someone else. And I think did the same to her second family. But if you mean Casey Anthony, it's widely believed that she murdered her own daughter and buried the body. Hence, even Casey Anthony knows the current location of her daughter. The joke is that Caitlyn is just a really awful parent who doesn't really care where her kids are.
@bilenlove
@bilenlove 3 роки тому
@@mahmamia5100 Oh my goodness!! Thank you for explanation!
@numcrun
@numcrun 3 роки тому
Nikki: “I've never been so sure that four people have buried a hooker together” Alec: *licks lips nervously*
@pm6127
@pm6127 2 роки тому
Can u explain what happened?
@esconyc0101
@esconyc0101 2 роки тому
This is in the top 3 burns on this montage, lolololol
@TheArtInterviews
@TheArtInterviews Рік тому
thought the same thing lol it probably brought him back some dark memories
@vleaky3430
@vleaky3430 Рік тому
What was it all about?
@chico7017
@chico7017 Рік тому
@@vleaky3430 there’s plenty of situations where a group of men kick it with a girl and something goes wrong and they have to bury a body 😂 it’s a plot in tv shows and comedy sketches
@physicsbutawesome
@physicsbutawesome 9 місяців тому
That "Trailer Swift" line is legendary...
@rivkaruttenberg2628
@rivkaruttenberg2628 Рік тому
She’s so incredibly witty and beautiful. I hope she has a long, awesome career 🤩💯
@ivynjoki
@ivynjoki 4 роки тому
_“Tonight Jeff is dressed as Prince. The Prince. Of whales. The animal. You’re fat.”_ This woman is genius!
@jays-move8803
@jays-move8803 4 роки тому
I know!!! I love that one!! I died.
@kheatthr1892
@kheatthr1892 4 роки тому
I thought she meant the prince of Wales 🙄😂
@3spressoShot
@3spressoShot 4 роки тому
@@kheatthr1892 she did... she went from prince the singer, to the prince of wales. the the prince of whales (the animal).. to making to obvious but funny statement that shes calling him fat. its like she slowly broke it down and then was like too clever ill just let him know hes fat.... its was actually really good imo.
@williamcreager6434
@williamcreager6434 4 роки тому
@@killingspencer6416 oh you poor little incel, can't handle that a woman is funny so you spew your hatred of her on every single post that's complementing her...
@erick4923
@erick4923 4 роки тому
@@killingspencer6416 she's fucking hilarious and literally one of the only funny female comedians. Give respect where respect is due.
@mechaelalapuaho226
@mechaelalapuaho226 4 роки тому
Dang she was roasting people that weren’t even on stage LOL
@irenelopez3829
@irenelopez3829 4 роки тому
Mechaela Lapuaho I LOVE HER
@Dropboy80
@Dropboy80 2 роки тому
I lost it at the Robert looking like Alf joke. Literally spit my drink out.
@hdog24
@hdog24 2 роки тому
and people are clutching their pearls over a G.I. Jane joke nowadays, jesus christ.
@stonebone316
@stonebone316 3 роки тому
"No Jeff, no. Don't break the couch" this shit was so underrated.
@jorischkovich
@jorischkovich 2 роки тому
this part shows she's also funny of the cuff. really amazing
@stonebone316
@stonebone316 2 роки тому
@@jorischkovich agreed. Shes fantastic.
@jankyjargon
@jankyjargon 3 роки тому
My favorite quote is “I’m such a big fan of the Baldwin’s... I’ve never been so sure that 4 people have buried a hooker together.”
@demetrisloukas8586
@demetrisloukas8586 3 роки тому
He was laughing the whole time and she said that he just stopped. Guy creeped the hell out of me
@orideaa
@orideaa 3 роки тому
Didn't get this joke. Could you please explain?!
@battle-techs
@battle-techs 2 роки тому
His reaction makes that joke seem very plausible.
@ozanakyldz3091
@ozanakyldz3091 2 роки тому
@@battle-techs that's hid comedic timing
@iguardsecurity2330
@iguardsecurity2330 2 роки тому
@@orideaa yeah me too.
@iitstre_4550
@iitstre_4550 Рік тому
Honestly, Martha is one of my favorite Roast guests because she’s just so sweet. Like truly just a grandma, but with the weirdest track record of all time. She’s also pretty hot for her age so the screen time is always nice
@hulkhatepunybanner
@hulkhatepunybanner 6 місяців тому
*She says, **_"I'm sorry. Thank you."_** to Bruce Willis.* Class act.
@beaztelitefitness4032
@beaztelitefitness4032 3 роки тому
“Isn’t your seamen oatmeal at this point??....Oh Robert got excited when I said oatmeal he started salivating” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂
@anthonyparadiso1a
@anthonyparadiso1a 3 роки тому
Oatmeal is clumpy, I get the comparison to Alec's semen, but why would Robert De Niro get turned on by oatmeal?
@sweetm4ngo
@sweetm4ngo 3 роки тому
@@anthonyparadiso1a its a food easy to eat so older people eat it a lot she means he's hungrily salivating not turned on
@lucidbarrier
@lucidbarrier 3 роки тому
@@anthonyparadiso1a You don't get turned on by cinnamon brown sugar oatmeal? You haven't lived my friend
@Stach23
@Stach23 3 роки тому
Laughed the whole time, but the oatmeal brought tears. Fantastic.
@shannonw5756
@shannonw5756 3 роки тому
That was the funniest joke in my opinion 😂
@robg3179
@robg3179 4 роки тому
"A lot of people don't know that Bruce is a very talented musician, because he isn't." It's like, the simplest insult, but the way she delivers it is absolutely perfect.
@nestoreldemente8983
@nestoreldemente8983 4 роки тому
Iq of 3000 albert
@343guiltyreflex
@343guiltyreflex 2 роки тому
Nikki is hands down the best roaster they have today
@skylermccloud6230
@skylermccloud6230 Рік тому
Either her or Jimmy carr
@LAXPLANESPOTTER
@LAXPLANESPOTTER Рік тому
I have tears rolling down my face from laughing so hard at 12:30aM.... this is a talented star...I would love to talk to her in person and see how she really is
@CynicalDad81
@CynicalDad81 4 роки тому
“You look like a black guy who was made by a printer running out of ink”. 😂😂😂
@danidejaneiro8378
@danidejaneiro8378 4 роки тому
Greatest joke of all time.
@jeromeseibert
@jeromeseibert 4 роки тому
I'm almost 100% sure that oatmeal joke was improv after seeing his face. Genius!
@alvaro761991
@alvaro761991 4 роки тому
was thinking exactly the same!
@jeromeseibert
@jeromeseibert 4 роки тому
OMG... twins!
@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea
@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea 4 роки тому
She managed to pull another one on Robert 🤣
@acerothstein4755
@acerothstein4755 4 роки тому
Jerry Seibert you mean ad libbed
@nickgillis7481
@nickgillis7481 4 роки тому
That had to be the funniest one
@eskimointhisworld
@eskimointhisworld 2 роки тому
4:50 That soccer team joke was gold!!
@Michael-vn2jj
@Michael-vn2jj 3 дні тому
The blake griffin printer joke was absolutely hilarious. Im watching this after the Brady roast and this woman really is a master of the roast
@isaacmurphy3910
@isaacmurphy3910 4 роки тому
“Your daughters must be so proud of their father... Ashton Kutcher” I’m dying 😂
@halimmimo2555
@halimmimo2555 4 роки тому
I didn't get that one
@isaacmurphy3910
@isaacmurphy3910 4 роки тому
Halim Mimo Bruce Willis’ ex-wife Demi Moore whom he had 3 children with went on to marry Ashton Kutcher. Niki was implying that Ashton Kutcher was fucking Demi while Bruce was still married to her lmao
@edlesahne7945
@edlesahne7945 4 роки тому
@@isaacmurphy3910 brutal 😂😂
@maxquimby4695
@maxquimby4695 4 роки тому
The Wrecked Shin I thought it was leaving off “step-“ part; but that’s brutal. Especially since he was, like 12.
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