Nikki Glaser - The Best Time To Have a Baby

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#NikkiGlaser on not feeling like an adult, why she says her favourite book is the Bible, and the reason she's going to go the surrogacy route when she has a baby.
#NikkiGlaserStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in Montreal, Quebec in 2014.
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@albertperez1 4 роки тому

She bodied this. She plays with stereotypes in a subtle way. She's a virtuoso. She never breaks character. She's one of the Greats.

@Eyedonutno 2 роки тому

Lies. Deception.

@samrivers2419 2 роки тому

she is trash and uses sexuality as her entire schtick. weak.

@chrisharder4854 2 роки тому

True Gemini

@chrisharder4854 2 роки тому

@@samrivers2419 is that why you love her? 😁😊😉

@samrivers2419 2 роки тому

@@chrisharder4854 I think she's complete trash, and I can't believe I wasted 5 minutes watching... hoping it would get better.

@Secret_Troilus 3 роки тому

Nikki: has an amazing bit about not reading books Also Nikki: *holds a BA in English Literature* LEGEND

@jeffpro8 3 роки тому

I know it's so ironic 😂

@diegolarrea7932 2 роки тому

there's this bit that John Mulaney did that he didn't read any books in college and graduated with a BA in English lit "they gave me a paper certifying that I read books I didn't read" I wonder how many English Lit majors didn't read the books

@thisisnotwhoyouthinkitis1656 2 роки тому

@@diegolarrea7932 I will be graduating in a year and I've read 4 books in the past 2 years. I study spanish AND english lit lol

@JSchroederee 2 роки тому

@nnkkla90 Google, you don't even need Cliffs Notes anymore.😆 No disrespect a bachelor's in literature at a reputable school would be very difficult and take a lot of hard work and intelligence, but it does also seem like a degree that you could coast through at a party school too.

@vrfvfdcdvgtre2369 2 роки тому

I have read literature, but the Bible prevails, and the liberal tolerants will leave you in your peace, just by doing that. Nikki has graduated in godlessness, so she could become a female bishop in Hollywood, promoting vegan food and abortions.

@tinmvn 4 роки тому

“Here, try again.” Had me rolling.

@robertsiemon410 5 років тому

"Could you just tell everyone. That would be great." Lmao so funny.

@jmcd21182 4 роки тому

I'ma need some proof 😉😐

@nathanraymond7525 4 роки тому

She’s really smart. The people that are amazing are the ones that make it so easy that it doesn’t look like she’s working hard, but she’s a master.

@coronalight77 2 роки тому

Lol what?

@nathanraymond7525 2 роки тому

@@coronalight77 nothing ever good comes from responding to someone that just says, “what?”… but here it goes… (Tony Soprano style), to you or Phil or anyone…. (No more Tony, now to old grandfather).. when it comes to people, the fool is the smartest person. It’s the fool that does things because everyone is too afraid to make a mistake. Douglas Quaid was told by Kuato… you are not your memories.. you are what you do!

@gd5208 2 роки тому

She has an amazing sense of timing and transitions from joke to joke very smoothly

@Tommy090888 4 роки тому

I've been watching a bit of Anthony Jeselnik lately and when Nikki said "babysitting is like being a mom... But you don't love them," I half expected her to say... So yeah, just like being a mom.

@EJofLA 2 роки тому

"This isn't Quiznos sir"- lmao. Nikki's material and delivery are so brilliant this bit is just as funny the third time around.

@JazzSongs1234 4 роки тому

So this is basically “If Eleanor Shellstrop did stand up.”

@macysowell1427 4 роки тому

I'm not the only one!!!!!!

@moyananayakkara3129 4 роки тому

Exactly what I was thinking omg!

@janekelly5198 4 роки тому

I was just gonna tell my sister that I found a comedian who's the real life Eleanor 😂

@joevigilante2073 2 роки тому

She is so underrated. Her comedy routines are always entertaining and funny

@Ressuu 2 роки тому

"Best time to have a kid is in your teens since you have tons of free time and live your parents" So true, how come I never thought of this?! A missed opportunity! :(

@ianbarnes997 6 років тому

she is hilarious. Stop with the whole "for a woman" thing. She's just funny. that's the end of the story.

@vCREAMZv 5 років тому

0 funny if your laughing at that your a moron

@lbdeuce 5 років тому

ian, this comment will not help you attract women. :/

@RJsermon 5 років тому

Ian's wife uses a strapon

@nofio1946 5 років тому

I don't know that he was in

@sofakingwhat4798 5 років тому

No idea Zachary, ask a fake straight man

@parychahal 6 років тому

*"are you reading a book because your phone died?"*

@SkepticCat-pz1zz 4 роки тому

The Gold

@michaelsshirt8046 4 роки тому

That's most modern kids

@Thessaloz 4 роки тому

She had a lot of books in her life, its just an act.

@meechp123 4 роки тому

“You’re entertained by the written word.” Lmao!

@pretty948 3 роки тому

@KungfoKoala When you can read books on your phone and not waste paper. I don't see a problem

@uhrich11 4 роки тому

I love at 4:07 when the lady laughs at the teen pregnancy joke and then immediately looks at the guy she's with to see if he's judging her....come for the jokes, stay for the amateur anthropology lesson you get from the crowd shots.

@MIDLEMANDJ 4 роки тому

It's like we're synced coz she gives me just enough laugh time before she cracks me up again 😂

@Eyedonutno 2 роки тому

Stop lying.

@MrHusseinkassir 3 роки тому

Hahahahaha her punch lines are always on point. My favorite comedian

@tanner4214 5 років тому

*Just once* I’d like to see a Nikki Glaser video without seemingly endless comments comparing her to Amy Schumer in some way

@kevinmacnaughton3413 5 років тому

Amy shlummer..she has her own zip code.

@SnackPatrol 5 років тому

It really is getting old. Female comedians these days are some of the most hilarious they've ever been and really shouldn't have their gender mentioned like it even fuckin' matters- Tiffany Hadish, Tammy Pescatelli, Iliza Shlesinger, Ali Wong, Rachel Feinstein, Nikki, - and these are just stand-up acts. There are a million funny comedic actresses as well (Issa Rae, the Broad City duo, Jenny Slate, Rebel Wilson, Nicole Byer etc).

@nowyukno7981 5 років тому

These idiots dont realize they are helping Amy trend lol they are the reason she's famous. Watching her video just to comment and complain

@Kesslerman1 4 роки тому

I hate Amy Schumer and I kinda like Nikki, but they do use the same kinda cheap white girl jokes. Nikki puts it together with a lil more intelligence, and she is hotter too so peeps will naturally like her better, but...tbh I wish Nikki tried to step outside her comfort zone a bit - like yeh you are good at making jokes about your sex life, it works cuz your a hot blonde n you're talking about your tight pussy...but dude she can do better than that cuz literally ALL her jokes use that typa cheap formula and I just feel like she could do better than that. I'd be pretty disappointed if I was her father lol like I mean seriously it's her own fault for being compared to Amy Schumer. Like it doesn't show that she is smart cuz certain ppl will laugh at that shit no matter what (look at Schumer's stupid ass still having a career). Nikki should take that criticism to heart and do some new kind of jokes dude..

@jasimenmetcalf1870 4 роки тому

Right??? I actually love Amy but they aren’t the same ... Nikki is significantly funnier than amy

@christopherrenzulli1418 4 роки тому

OMG!!! she is just tooo funny...love her!!!

@phasm42 4 роки тому

"Here. Try again." 😅

@priestmorrison6564 4 роки тому

Good piece

@zillailluhr 4 роки тому

“Mmm book” lmao

@edirt 4 роки тому

Nikki is brilliant ❤️

@DanielRomero-wt7cs 2 роки тому

i love this woman SO MUCH!!!

@jeffersonjive4871 5 років тому

Mmm book 😆😂🤣

@YTubechangeAccount 3 роки тому

One of my favorite comedians of all time and this stuff is some of her best (until I watch her other stuff again & remember this maybe hilarious but shes usually even better) I dont know why I cant admit she technically is my favorite this is the funny that hits me 100%

@awgn70 2 роки тому

I can do the math… but just barely because you drank while carrying me 😂

@godens34 5 років тому

TPS for the win always

@jokeralphaoscar 3 роки тому

Im so In love with Nikki!!

@hulktheryan 6 років тому

This isn't Quizno's, sir.

@prajwaltp2164 4 роки тому

Every line is so fucking funny. I just love her! 💕

@michaelrotch9773 4 роки тому

The hatchet reference is facts

@user-zi8lg5qu1h 4 роки тому

When she said TPS one i died

@kare880 4 роки тому

I was thinking about hatchet a few days ago 😂 it was one of the only required books I loved lol

@whateverthismeans7 5 років тому

Why have I not heard of you before?? So funny! I'm adding you everywhere :D

@JackVermicelli 5 років тому

Who are you talking to? The uploader? Or us?

@zubertish 5 років тому

Tears... of laughter...... rolling down my TPS...... oh wait....I don't have one.... can I borrow yours? Too funny, thanks!

@itechcustoms 2 роки тому

I hate to admit it, but this has been the literal first female comic I’ve watched that I legitimately enjoyed and laughed out loud to. She killed it.

@willkoestner4159 Рік тому

You might like Taylor Tomlinson. She writes really solid material and knows how to deliver.

@rs2705 6 років тому

LOVE

@Frilleon 4 роки тому

Hahaha the giver and hatchet. Too real

@barrybjerke9353 2 роки тому

..Love Nikki...such great delivery.. funny funny !

@chriscox3709 4 роки тому

Funny as hell😂

@KK-ex5zu 5 років тому

Damn I love me some Nikki Glaser, great clip!

@dylantapp4245 3 роки тому

Lmao that was the best I've seen of her

@S1L3NTG4M3R 4 роки тому

Always Funny... LOL

@MuhammadAli-iw9jz 4 роки тому

Her pacing and specially, the ending, was great!

@mrtastyshots 3 роки тому

Love her! She's funny af

@bettebette9881 3 роки тому

Here ya go "try again" 😂

@loleen3 5 років тому

if you could just like.. tell everyone, that would be great hahahahah

@KellyAnneLAlvarez 5 років тому

She is something else.

@joshuabujarski5314 3 роки тому

You are beautiful. I never made a public comment to a comedian before. You have a great sense of humor and awesome presentation. What a smile.

@Eyedonutno 2 роки тому

Fookin’ simp

@aaronseet2738 3 роки тому

"Try again." My mother kicked me out of the house.

@Kissfan96dr 3 роки тому

that was pretty good

@kevinmacnaughton3413 5 років тому

"Hot child in the city"- Nick glazer..

@daveguy11 4 роки тому

"...like bonding and shit..." You guys missed that one.

@BoogerCompany 4 роки тому

Lol the giver. Hatchet did I finish hatchet.

@osmargalho 6 років тому

Love her 👌

@THE1stBRAINinTOWN 5 років тому

well educated girls be like 1:49

@LAFITZ10 2 роки тому

so AWESOME~! so FUNNY!

@kennykortman2054 4 роки тому

I love u Nikki

@MusicFromTheOm 4 роки тому

TPS! xDDD Lord, that's funny.

@annettelane8778 3 роки тому

She's GREAT !! One very funny lady !!

@amangoyal7404 2 роки тому

Lol TPS😂😂😂

@brandonnewby178 3 роки тому

😂😂😂😂😂. I've read 2 pages of one Harry Potter book. And on those two pages Dumbledore died. Love it. I spoiled my own self.

@DustyCowdog 5 років тому

TPS.... hahahahahaha

@kableguy8975 4 роки тому

Haha I remember Hatchet

@chrisgreekman1 3 роки тому

TPS!! 😂😂

@HiddenWen 4 роки тому

I'm glad she mentioned Hatchet. Loved that book!

@joetowers4804 3 роки тому

"Here, try again!"

@philipmoore4275 3 роки тому

TPS! LMAO!

@Doomreb 5 років тому

4:06 Anthony Cumia? lol

@silverdollar6548 2 роки тому

Nikki? You are a natural,🌹

@rccola6779 4 роки тому

TPS . RIGHT ## SYNDROME.. HAH KILLED IT

@oxforddictonary 3 роки тому

Holy crap, how do you get up infront of ALL THOSE PPL and just vibe....i have a 1 on 1 phone interview in an hour and i'm shitting myself, nevermind speaking to a whole crowd. FML

@kristintripp967 2 роки тому

So much rehearsing… How did your interview go?

@oxforddictonary 2 роки тому

@@kristintripp967 Got the job, but still couldn't do what Nikki does, that's for sure hahahah! Thanks for checking in though xxoo

@vanessarivas3507 2 роки тому

TPS had me SCREAMING

@xxcarazybabexx 5 років тому

TPS lol

@Sisterlisk Рік тому

People stare more when I'm reading a book on the train, so I stopped doing it. I don't have data on my phone or music downloaded in my phone, so now I just sit there and study my eyelids when the anxiety gets bad enough.

@de-xl2yf 6 років тому

Meow from Los Angeles California

@jobcampbell 5 років тому

She wild as a billy goat. TPS wow she funny

@ChunWong 4 роки тому

TPS lmao

@michaelwalsh7437 5 років тому

So funny Nikki.

@chrisharder4854 2 роки тому

I have TPS too.. Xoxo, Chris

@divineray7822 3 роки тому

She's so honest that it's funny

@maylightbewithyou 4 роки тому

Haha she's hilarious 😂

@jays-move8803 4 роки тому

Looooove

@crusiethmaximuss 4 роки тому

🤣🤣🤣

@MrSimoMlt 4 роки тому

TPS. It's the best.

@unmaskedcitizen28 2 роки тому

Deserved so much more laughs and applause IMO. She’s really funny and hott let’s be honest

@henriettawight5216 2 роки тому

This girl rocks

@acegaming3230 4 роки тому

Hot comics r the best. Funny & good to look at. Best kinda comic.

@eb6084 2 роки тому

Gorgeous and funnyyyyyy

@omeraamirshah6 5 років тому

TPS!!! TPS!!! TPS!!! CHANTS!!!!

@leeeastwood6368 4 роки тому

TPS!

@oliverlachat9062 4 роки тому

Nikki is hilarious.

@ouassimzayani8806 4 роки тому

Try again😂😂

@vandanpatel7937 3 роки тому

1:05 She basically used Joke from "Friends"

@danielashleybaker 4 роки тому

Brutal

@skylastuempfl5951 4 роки тому

THE GIVER OMFG

@darlamurillo4546 3 роки тому

Lol

@Rebar77_real Рік тому

Love you Nikki!! Laugh at me if you get bored, honey fun!

@joshschneider3134 4 роки тому

I just turned 25 December of 2018

@Kostadin_Arolski Рік тому

It's like Luis ck, i like her a lot. Glad i found her

@omeraamirshah6 5 років тому

she 34 yrs old I checked

@patrickharrison1913 5 років тому

This was recorded in 2014 Einstein.

@thsu8 4 роки тому

This was in 2014

@powerfucktheoctopus3599 3 роки тому

So much better than a Ted talk... Please kill me. I long for the abyss.