When Danny gestured at his floor to be like "I'm on the first floor" I was like "but Danny's not on the first floor, he's on the second floor" and then I realized I've always just imagined he was on the second floor of his house? Like I just invented that and ran with it all this time in my head. And yet, an illusion feels shattered

I’ve met Danny before and he absolutely beat the crap out of everyone and then pickpocketed us and left, and then continued to make us apologize to him (great guy we all loved it)

Danny's floor rant is completely justified and scientifically correct

iilluminaughtii is not on the objetive side anymore💀

Honestly massive respect for not watching the Tate video. People think they’re doing good by clowning and debating him but all they’re really doing is giving him more publicity and exposing more vulnerable people to his rhetoric

I fully agree with Danny about floors lol. I'm Canadian and we say it the same as Americans. Ground floor is a floor. The "zero'th floor" point is a good way to explain our reasoning lol

That meme with Illuminaughty in it didnt age so well lmao

I met Danny a few years ago at the tour. Kurtis and Drew watched as Danny ran up and shook my hand. Somehow when he did it my body got shaken very cartoonishly while my hand remained in place. Never felt better. He broke my back and now I’ve been so much more flexible ever since

Danny dropping it on us that he lived in England for two years as a child like it’s nothing lol

Danny: has a degree in computer science Also Danny: gets upset and rants for like 5 minutes about essentially the concept of zero based indexing

Still waiting on s’more danny 😔

Him not even dignifying Andrew Tate with a response is the best lmao

I’ve met Danny before, I was filming a documentary about dementia and the person I was documenting was Danny. It was going okay at first and then he started tearing his skin off and teleporting. And by the end of it he kidnapped a kid, unhinged his jaw like a python, and swallowed the kid whole. But honestly, he was a pretty cool guy, never seen an influencer as versatile as him. (100% true story)

lol at iilluminaughtii being objective

I met Danny onetime when I was walking down the street with a stuffed rat in my chest pocket, Danny leapt from the darkness of a neighbouring alley and demanded that I hand over the rat. Upon explaining that the rat was fake he became extremely angry and outwardly aggressive, even going so far as to rip the rat to shreds and use its cottony remains as a ritual of sorts before tackling onlooking bystander, knocking their lights out and descending back into the abyss from which he came (Really friendly dude, 10/10 would recommend)

"I lived in england for a couple of years" this man is a mystery I love him

The best part of this video was when Danny said “It’s time to get furious” that part had me at the edge of my seat

I’ve heard people call the first floor the ground floor, but they usually call the floor up from it the second floor.

To make the floor thing more logical: in Germany we call it „Erdgeschoss“ which means earth- floor and the first floor we would call „erstes Obergeschoss“ meaning first upper floor. I think that makes a bit more sense, but also „Geschoss“ can also be translated as „something you shoot“ so idk what’s up with that.

jarvis actually is the most objective and normal person you can imagine. i just tried to imagine someone more objective and normal and it didn't work

danny ranting and getting angry about floors is honestly hilarious and understandable at the same time

Primal Danny being such a sigma male that he doesn't even acknowledge Androgynous Tatertots response. *snap* I'm saving this in my chad collection. Way to go Daniel. Very cool

2:37 I like how Danny just sometimes drops new lore on us

As a British person I agree the ground floor is stupid. I literally still get floors mixed up all the time because of it lol.

I love how passionate he is about how floors should work. Also, I'm Canadian and I've heard people call it the first floor, the ground floor, and the main floor. But never heard anybody call the floor above it the first floor.

The irony of Blair being on the "objective and normal" side of the scale...oh boy that did not age well

iiiluminaughtiii being in "objective" and leaning towards pretty normal feels like it ages poorly

i dont have an issue with calling the first floor the "ground floor" because that still makes sense, however, the floor immediately above the ground floor is the second floor. it is the second floor you go to, calling it the first floor makes no sense when you were just on a floor.

Danny's totally right about the floor thing. The first floor is the first floor. Calling the second floor the first floor is the wildest shit

Why’d I get really excited when he mentioned chad chad like her webcam would pop out of nowhere and they’d start collabing😭

7:11 am i crazy or did he just enter ultra southern mode for like two seconds

as someone with the last name miles, danny actually seeks us out to try to convert our last names to “kilometers”. it is a sick joke and i wish i could go to sleep at night, knowing he wouldn’t be in my dreams yelling “kilometers” at me repeatedly edit- well guys, i think i’m gonna change my name to olivia kilometers 🫶🫶

Love Jenny Nicholson being on the “completely normal” part of that alignment chart as if one of her most recent videos isn’t about crafting a fur bearing trout

wholeheartedly agree with the "S'more Danny" idea. That is genius.

5:50, turns out illuminaughti is completely insane

was watching this video at home after i got my wisdom teeth removed and my dad barged in asking what boy i was facetiming. like sir i can’t even open my mouth

Seeing Danny get so irritated at floors is honestly so funny.

Danny fumbling words and immediately giving up to go to sleep is a mood.

The word "Floor" has lost all meaning... I am floating in a never-ending void watching Danny talk about floors, with only a computer, desk, and chair to my name. All I see is Danny's face, poorly photoshopped onto a S'more. S'more Danny (some more Danny) is my life now, and I don't have any regrets as I've been driven insane by the empty blackness surrounding me, with the only light being S'more Danny's face on my desk, smiling, ever so lovingly, into the empty eye sockets on my fleshless skull. As his face grows from out of the glowing monitor, my soul is sucked into the screen, leaving my body to float into the dark. The next thing I know, I'm Danny. No... S'more Danny. Staring at my emotionless self, floating in a never-ending void watching Danny talk about floors, with only a computer, desk, and chair to his name. It's now that I realize I've been the person in the computer monitor the entire time. I try to speak, I try to warn myself of the inevitable end of his life... but my mouth won't move. My muscles are stuck, pulling my cheeks up, and my mouth outwards, in a huge, evil grin. The next thing I know, myself is slowly moving towards the monitor, as his body distorts and wobbles in an uncanny way. I, the new S'more Danny, am sucking the soul out of my body. I can't resist as I feel my life fading away, as the new soul is taking my place, to continue the cycle.

4:41 Danny don’t just ignore my post at the bottom of the screen there we need to talk about your serious problem and addiction

I’m laughing at the idea of using “goofy” instead of “prejudice” *Racial goofiness*

When I went to Vidcon with my dad, we met Danny. He beat my father with a pipe and kept repeating “bad cable management” but other than that 10/10 would meet again

as someone who lives with the "ground floor" system all my life, I totally agree with you. its should just go from first floor

5:00 that Illuminautii placement has aged... very poorly...

Fun fact: Danny said “floor” so many times that it stopped being a word in my head and was just a sound

One time I met Danny and I told him that I love his videos and that he was really funny. I was jokingly changing his name up like hey, "D-Go", "Danny Boy", "Wham, bam, thank you, Dan". Then he gets all pissed at me, telling me not to call him any of those because his name is Drew. Like, what even, right?

Seeing illuminaughtii after everything is like a slap to the face Edit: rewatching this was like being tar-feathered when I got to that part

Man... putting Illuminaughti's alignment as being on the "pretty normal" side of the "objective" axis did not age well by any means

“Danny is not real” is particularly funny to me because of that time I was watching a video of his on tv and my mom was convinced he was a 3d animation.

had my pet rat out while watching this. She sat on my shoulder and watched you with me, not only is danny a rat lover, he is also a rat whisperer

01:40 This shouldn't be a battle of nations. It should be a matter of how a building is built. For instance in hotels and apartment blocks the bottom floor is usually an area where you only find lobbies, reception desks, security check points, post boxes, car garages and sometimes shop fronts. That's when i think it makes sense for the 1st floor to be one up from the bottom floor, then the rooms/offices on the 1st floor can be numbered 101 to 199, 2nd floor 201 to 299 etc which a lot of them do. But then if its a mall or a high school, or any building where the bottom floor is used in the same way as the floors above it, then i cant argue that "ground floor" makes more sense than "first floor"

5:35 illuminaughti should be waaaaay higher

Gotta respect Danny. Most people would have definitely responded to Tate. For the exact reasons he said he would not. A man of character to be sure. And honestly him not responding is a bigger burn than anything he could’ve said. Just well played all around.

As someone name Miles I am offended and deserve an apology (I have never witnessed so much positive negativity)

2:55 Hey, have you ever said or heard a word so much that it sounds foreign...that's what just happened to me watching this.

Protip: if you live in a building with only two floors you don't need to worry about the first/zero floor nonsense cuz you can just call it upstairs and downstairs. Source: Canadian

I could listen to Danny rant about literally anything after the ground floor debate he won me over

Honestly the axis thing is pretty easy Danny. Chad Chad is the standard (as you can see on the chart) and then you consider "is this person goofier than Chad Chad? Are they crazier than her?" And based on those things, they are placed on the chart. All things are in relation to Chad Chad. Chad Chad is the answer.

watching danny not understand that the x y axis is simply about vibes and not a specific characteristic hurts my brain

chad chad in the center of the chart makes complete sense. they’re completely insane at some times but also completely normal at other times.

Classic Drew. Lying is his specialty, after all.

The casual way these videos end really feel like we're just hanging out lmao, I dig it

“5 Stars, it was excellent. Had an awful time” -my exes

As a Brit, I agree with the floor thing

Danny I think you need to check on Drew… I think he needs an intervention. He can’t stop buying terrible/expensive things he doesn’t need!

"I fuck with the metric system" - Danny Gonzalez

As a non-American who spends most of my online interactions with Americans complaining about their ridiculous cultural choices, I gotta say... yeah, the "ground floor" thing is dumb af. I've been saying this for years. The bottom floor, y'know the FIRST one you encounter when entering the building from outside, is clearly THE FIRST FLOOR. Thanks for the rant, Danny. Very cathartic.

13:55 still. it took you 2 months to grow THAT MUCH. 2 months of hair growth would leave me with.. a few centimeters

I love how danny stayed up all night to edit a video because sponsorships have deadlines, only to end up getting rid of the sponsorship in the end when everyone told him it was shady. Love that

whenever i hear the word "reddit" come out of this man's mouth i just get a smile on my face so fast

3:52 my minecraft houses be like

lol the illuminaghti graph thing has aged like milk.

I've met Danny and when I asked to take pics with him he suddenly grew spider legs at the side of his torso, climbed up to the ceiling and said "March 3, 2023 11:00 pm" before crawling away. Don't know what that means but he's such a silly guy I love him

Hope you feel better Danny, I'm a selfish little guy so I appreciated you posting but breaks are always important

3:20 Danny: "the f l o o r" "👁 👄 👁"

i think the first floor thing is still unreasonable in that game. i would think that naming system is only appropriate for for example many storied office buildings. for a 2 story house i agree it is confusing to use the naming system

I just think it's even funnier that Danny didn't think himself playing games would be entertaining enough yet Andrew Tate whole point was dissing on his looks and called him a gamer

I agree with Danny, "ground floor" is stupid. "FIRST FLOOR" SUPREMACY

i am english and have lived in england for my entire life but i still call the ground floor the first floor cause i think it just makes more sense honestly

ground floor vs first floor is like those debates my kindergarten class had about: 1. whether or not there was a negative 0. there isn’t. i was correct. and 2. the (pronounced thee) or the (pronounced thuh). both are correct. thee just sounds more cultured.

I’m Aussie, and while we do a lot of stuff y the same as the Brits and disagree with a lot of Americans pronounciations and such, I completely agree with you Danny on the floor subject. Also floor doesn’t sound like a word anymore lol

I met Danny in real life and he kept taking swigs of my drink and saying “you’re cool with mono, right?” I’m not.

Danny, I think it would be super entertaining for you to go through a bunch of AI chatbots. From the less convincing ones like boibot (or chimpbot) to the scarily real ones like Replika.

In elevators we literally call the "american first floor" the 0th floor, and this is the only time that I can agree that the american system makes more sense.

10:43 this powerpoint pun really slides past unnoticed

We call the first floor "the ground floor" in Australia, and I 100% agree with Danny about this. I'm recovering from an ankle injury and when I was finally able to drive myself to the hospital, which has multi-level car parking, I thought of the different floors as 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th, so I would get tripped up when coming back to my car and believing I was on the 2nd floor when I was "actually" on the 1st floor.

Ground floor makes sense for the basement since it's literally in the ground

“kurtis is the inverse jarvis” thats why their yo mama video KILLED.

Danny you shouldn't have, you know breaks are important but I will let this one slide since I like your content so much.

2:18 as someone who speaks French, Danny, I can assure you, you did butcher rez-de-chausse. However! You pronounced le premier etage better than most of my non-french speaking friends haha

i love making fun of americans (kind heartedly) but i love making fun of europeans even more, so as an asian, we call the ground floor the first floor. i used to hate the other concept when i used to europe and i honestly still do. it’s silly. it’s unreasonable😔

As a Canadian, i call the first floor The first floor, and the second floor the second floor, and so on.

The floor rant literally made my brain mute every word except “floor” and made me think about how when you repeat a word a whole bunch of times it losses it’s meaning lol

In France we don't call them simply floor, "étage" means an elevated floor. So in french it does make sense. But I agree that it is odd in other languages.

5:04 illuminaughti aged like sad milk

rewatching this while i feel sick to get a new, immersive experience

I sincerely hope that this video is responsible for Conner finally getting the pet rat he deserves. 🐀❤️ We’re rooting for ya, buddy

Hi Danny! Hope you feel better soon. I live in Illinois as well and recently had Covid with chills, aches, and a mild fever that repeatedly tested negative on at home tests, but positive at a doctors office. Might be the strain that’s going around here, so be careful!! Wishing you the best!

Seeing Danny trying to speak French is so funny to me

I'm British and ive always called the "ground floor" the first floor