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Matt using carrots instead of wings might be the most grown up thing he's done in years

A sponsor? Our little boy is growing up so fast.

One time my college roommate and I were in paris and he described ranch to some British chicks by saying its 3rd in importance only to the constitution and bacon

I was literally sprinkling blue cheese crumbles on my salad when Matt said “you’re eating mold, stop it” 😬

My sister refers to raw veggies as ranch delivery devices.

Calling Hidden Valley the standard 0 on the ranch scale was the most accurate thing in this video to me. Hidden Valley is ranch and you can either be better than or worse than Hidden Valley.

I'm a Texas girl and prior to late 1992, I just thought of Ranch as one of many options for a salad. Then I moved to California and for the first time I saw people using it to dip all their foods in. I started referring to Ranch as the California gravy! 😜

I feel like there is a very specific age range of us that know and remember and loved Wishbone on pbs 😂

I would’ve loved to have seen you do a blind taste test. Then it’s revealed what all the bottles were at the end.

Hope Ranking of Ketchups makes an appearance , including the “fancy” versions. Could use fries as the tasting vehicle.

Back in the day, Ranch was not available in bottles and you couldn't order it. It had to be made with a packet of seasonings and buttermilk. It was a huge treat for my mom to "make" it. Finally, it exploded onto the scene. I've had them all but Ken's is now the only one for me.😊

I work at Ken's Foods in McDonough GA! We make the bottles like you had, and the dipping cupsc for restaurants. Glad you liked it! P.S. we make Newmans Own also!

As a transplanted southerner who has been living in the midwest for a decade. I can absolutely say that ranch is loved in the midwest in a whole other way. It's something else.

Matt, you left out the very best...Litehouse Homestyle Ranch. It's in the refrigerated section and tastes just like dressing at the very best steakhouses. 💕 Give it a try!

Matt: idk if this was for a party or anything Wife: breathes deep it's fine walks away

I never realized how similar the packaging is between brands.

Always love seeing a UKpostsr sneak some comedy in an ad read

I didn't know there were other choices beside Hidden Valley

Loved watching Wishbone, Joe and Sam work there way through classic literature.❤❤❤❤❤

The ranch I use all the time is found at Walmart, although I've never been down south so I can't say it's at every Walmart. It is called Litehouse (Homestyle kind) and it is usually found near the carrots and broccoli.

I must say, having moved to Australia for a semester, the thing I miss most is American ranch (Aussie ranch is too sweet and runny). This has been a nice reprieve from my sadly ranchless life

I grew up on hidden valley ranch. My parents bought it all the time so did my siblings. About a year ago I deserved Ken's and I haven't bought HV since.

Wishbone was like the forerunner to Martha Speaks, a PBS show where a dog eats alphabet soup and is able to speak. I saw a little Wishbone, but I grew up more with Martha Speaks. A good MS episode is the one where the elderly woman neighbor goes onto Antiques Roadshow expecting a huge evaluation on her antique, but it came out to only five dollars.

You should have added the fancy refrigerated bottles to the taste test!

"seeds that got out of control" is just comedy gold. Thanks for your sacrifices, Matt, you are vastly appreciated.

Matt: "I was living like a man child" Also Matt: filming in front of his arcade games and action figures in his studio/man cave 😂 I love your videos and sense of humor, Matt!! Although I did just buy Ken's Ranch because the bottle of Olive Garden Ranch in our fridge was too much like a weird, bad Italian dressing 🤔🤷‍♀️

After Matt's tangent on Wish, I'd totally watch a Matt Wish haul video.

I made ranch from scratch once. It was amazing, and I'm not a ranch guy.

Ken's Steakhouse does so many really good dressings! I'm partial to their lite ceasar.

First time I have actually paid attention during a sponsor live read. Matt is even entertaining in live reads

Thanks to you, I now have a gallon of Milo's Sweet Tea in the fridge at all times. Looks like Olive garden will be joining it. BTW, I live in Washington State.

I just noticed the Olive Garden Ranch at Publix and was wondering if it were worth a try. Guess I'm going to give it a try now.

I have never jumped so fast for a video

As a fellow Midwesterner I can agree that we own ranch out of anywhere in the US we put it on everything and we take our ranch very seriously so we own it here and back off we own ranch as a dressing 😌 And also we do season our food we season it with corn 😂 (p.s. love your videos)

"There's a time and a place and the time is never and the place is hell!" Your review videos are gold, Matt!

Only Mr. Mitchell could make ranch tasting into a hilarious experience. 👏👏😄

I loved Wishbone, especially the Robin Hood episode

I went to a little restaurant in Wooley Springs and got Ranch dressing when I ordered French.... Southern accents are fun!

I'm just glad the term "Bless Your Rank" is back, it's a small win ❤ Could we get a ranking of Waffle/Pancake mixes next? Would love to see how you think Waffle House mix stacks up against Pearl Milling Company or Krusteaz!

If you have Ingles grocery stores near you, they have a ranch in the refrigerated dressing section called Chef GW Clisso. The Mountain Ranch is my favorite but they also make a few other flavors

The best ranch I've ever had was at Po Folks, nothing better than their fried green tomatoes dipped in that ranch. I miss Po Folks!!!

I use the package of dry mix, with buttermilk and Dukes Mayo....it's the best!

I immediately think of the dog whenever I hear Wishbone. I want my kid to watch it. She would LOVE it. She loves reading. You made some great commentary! 😊

I’m assuming part of the challenge was to stay on the salad dressing aisle. If he could have gone to the produce section “lifehouse” or “litehouse” would have been TOTALLY superior to anything else! I buy mine at Sam’s and put it on. EVERYTHING! I think I tried Olive Garden and it was just okay in comparison. I won’t buy anything lower than that.

I'm so glad that BYR is back in full force. You do a great job Matt.

Back at it again with another banger Matt. Thanks for your contribution to my culinary opinions.

Matt giving Golden Corral advice was on point 6:15 . Has Matt done an overview of buffets? A ranking would be good, but something a bit more deep, where he gives similarly robust pointers and crucial life advice, would be welcome.

We usually swap between hidden valley and Ken's steakhouse, the other night I tried mixing some Ken's buttermilk into a little bit of sour cream and it was very good. Not as oily and thick as ranch straight from the bottle, and I didn't have to go through all the effort of buying expensive ranch powder to make my own. (I tried making ranch dressing from scratch once and my eggs would not emulsify with the oil for the mayonnaise base.)

Definitely need a restaurant version. Id' be curious to get your opinion on Texas Roadhouse's ranch. I typically go through at least three cups of it when I eat there.

Matt didn't have Butterfingers - he had Buttermilk fingers!

Ranch is part of the Holy Sauce trio. Ketchup, mayo, ranch. Those three will satisfy EVERY possible food you need to eat

I see Matt ranking anything I'm watching, that's that 😂

Matt have you tried hidden valley RANCH SEASONING!?!? I like to put it on everything! Burgers, corn dogs, chicken nuggets, pot roast, anything. It’s really good.

My favorite is Marzetti's, but I haven't tried the OG yet.

😂 Side effect of being a taste tester… We all buy Matt’s favorites and now Matt can never find the items he likes 😂😂

Missourian here, not a huge ranch fan but when I do I am with Ya Betcha on the ranch, the runnier the better. Like a restaurant that waters down the ranch, thats my sh*t. Can't stand HV, but I gotta try olive garden now

Ohhhhh ya gotta do restaurant version of this. Cause damn wing stops ranch is amazing

My absolute favorite ranch is from Outback. I'll go and order just a salad to get the ranch.

Seriously these are my favorite. Love you Matt! Keep ‘em coming!

Keep ‘em coming Matt, we enjoy these rankings

Ranch is Californian, as I recall. Prior to that the rest of us had buttermilk dressing which was pretty much ranch till Hidden Valley exploded. Hidden Valley is the best when you make it from scratch.

We need more Rankings videos.

You crack me up and make me smile, but I never thought about the Olive Garden ranch dressing being a contender before, so you did great service today, lol

Hidden Valley is my pick for ranch, but I agree with you that it's the baseline for ranch that everything else is judged against. Because it's the original, everything else is deviating from it, some good and some bad. One thing though is that I use the Hidden Valley Ranch Powder quite a bit. Mix it into the cream cheese for Jalapeno Poppers. Put it in Buffalo Chicken Dip. Use it to season chicken for baking or grilling, for vegetables that you're roasting. It's a very versatile seasoning mix. And yes, I am old enough to remember Wishbone from PBS, but I haven't thought of that show in years LOL.

Shout out to the family restaurant down the street from you, who's ranch is the gold standard that all other ranches aim to be. You know which place. We all have one.

You need to do a taste test of the Ranches in the produce section. Like Marie's, Marzetti's, Bolt House, etc...I use to buy the one's in the condiment section like the ones you just tested, but found out they all have MSG in them. Yuck

Love your videos and the comedy 😁 It would be awesome to see your reactions on those snack boxes that come from different countries.

Love the ranking vids!! You should do some try vids of just trying things you haven't tried before. Your reactions and explanations are the best

I really thought this was going to be Matt drinking Ranch bottles as if it were wine or whiskey testing.

You are brave taking on this topic. People take their Ranch dressing verry seriously in most parts of the country.

Can we demand that this becomes a series?! Ketchup, BBQ sauce, Worcestershire sauce, Steak sauce, etc etc etc

This was fantastic! Ranch is my go-to dressing. We have 3 different kinds in the fridge right now - Ken's, Olive Garden & Tony Chachere's (they make an excellent Cajun ranch that really adds a little bit of flavor to a salad).

When Matt was mourning the loss of not using wings… I felt that in my soul😂

I’m not a fan of ranch, but I love watching Matt rank stuff, so here we are. ❤

So happy to see you get a sponsorship and to officially use the "Bless Your Rank" name again (seemed like there were some egg shells you were walking around for a while) Also, would titally watch another episode of this with wings instead of vegitables... Maybe a follow-up short video.

Olive garden is the main ranch I use for my salads because it is SO good. I love it on other stuff too but I feel like it's the best ranch for salad/vegetables cause it compliments SO well.

Thank you for these ranking videos! They are my favorite from your channel. Go Matt! 😊

You were already high up on my list of favorite UKpostsr’s, when you said you were a Ken’s family you made it to the top of my list 😁 you need to try the buttermilk ranch, it’s even thicker.

Matt you Crack me up every time you do these... love that this is just your ad-lib

Marzetti ranch in the jar is the best ive had, in the southwest we have wild coyote and they make a southwestern ranch thats a lil spicy and WHOOOWIEEEE its good

Love these vids. They never fail to bring a smile to my face.

I could drink the ranch from Mazzios Pizza. Actually, I couldn't, because it's too thick to drink, but it's the best dadgum ranch on God's green earth!

"The times are never and the place is hell" is going in my back pocket for future use

These will always be my fave. Thanks so much Matt! Now have a new ranch to try. 😁

It's like a volcano 😂😂😂 that made me laugh so hard when you squeezed it.

This makes me want to get a bottle of ranch and some carrots.

I agree with what you said about Hidden Valley ranch but one day at my local most dollar general and saw hidden valley Buttermilk ranch and thought , gee, that's how to do homemade! So I tried it and wow what a difference! Now that is all I buy when I want ranch dressing

I’ll have to try the Olive Garden ranch, but I was not shocked to see Ken’s placing so high, it’s just such a good ranch

I've debated on trying the olive garden salad dressings when I have seen them now I think I will have to try them.

Way back when I was a kid and we're going way back my mom used to make ranch dressing using the ranch mix but she would use buttermilk instead of regular. Some of the best ranch I've ever had.

Oh, the seasoning shade! You make me chuckle!!

"I get what I can at my Walmart," the bane of potlucks everywhere

Congrats Matt you made it to the big time You Tubers even got a sponsor!

You know what absolutely delights me in your videos... well, one of the great many things that delight me in your videos... is you saying "thow" instead of "throw." My dad's family has always done that, especially in the context of "thow up." It makes me smile every time. ^_^

15:42 hands down the funniest moment of this video. Hits so close to home. 😂😂

Matt, you are now my new hero. To have the balls to put your former employer boss's email online during that rant you sir deserve a great Ranch day!!

lol homemade Ranch is the ultimate. Or as we call it “the good ranch” 😂😂

I needed the belly laughs today. Thanks!

Your editing never fails to make me laugh 😂