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Kallmekris

Kallmekris

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@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 роки тому
Hope you enjoy the video!! LIKE if you do ❤️☺️ side note: The Vegan teacher is quaking at todays sponsor 😂
@Realpxlarized
@Realpxlarized 2 роки тому
I loved it
@StupidTOHFan
@StupidTOHFan 2 роки тому
Alr! And hii! Im here before this comment 25 seconds ago blows up
@kashishtaneja8318
@kashishtaneja8318 2 роки тому
Doesn't matter we loved it 😂😂👍🏻👍🏻
@NxteFr
@NxteFr 2 роки тому
I love you krissss ❤️❤️❤️
@POrtegaJr4
@POrtegaJr4 2 роки тому
That’s perfect! I would love to eat a nice juicy burger with an egg and bacon on it right in front of her! 😈
@shroomie_editz8227
@shroomie_editz8227 2 роки тому
"THIS IS A FAMILY..FRIENDLY CHANNEL..SIR" Also Kris: **Makes video for dirty minded people**
@lxvleylily69_
@lxvleylily69_ Рік тому
Ikr lol 😂
@yx_junglestar_xy
@yx_junglestar_xy Рік тому
lol i was just about to say the same thing
@Godson570
@Godson570 Рік тому
Lmao
@jenngaze4847
@jenngaze4847 Рік тому
yes
@Weird_chicken_nugget23
@Weird_chicken_nugget23 Рік тому
i was saying kiwi 😶
@bluebewwycl0udz
@bluebewwycl0udz 2 роки тому
Fun fact: angels can come back to earth and disguise themselves as humans, take kris for an example: always complimenting us, uploads making us happy. Thanks kris you’re great
@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 роки тому
Omg this is the nicest thing ever 😂❤️
@SatumangoTheGreat
@SatumangoTheGreat 2 роки тому
I don't know about that. Aren't angels supposed to have pure thoughts and all that? She kind of guessed wrong a lot of times there...
@callularashieka2248
@callularashieka2248 2 роки тому
@@SatumangoTheGreat and cussed
@elysianblu
@elysianblu 2 роки тому
@@SatumangoTheGreat overanalyzing 💀🤣
@SatumangoTheGreat
@SatumangoTheGreat 2 роки тому
@@elysianblu lol probably, yes :-)
@Thi-Nguyen
@Thi-Nguyen Рік тому
At the age of 50, I was able to think of both answers to the dirty mind guy’s riddles. Does that mean I am an innocent, that I have a dirty mind or does it just mean I have a dirty mind that I’m REALLY good at hiding? 🤣🤣🤣
@zygorrette992
@zygorrette992 6 місяців тому
I'm 14 and I struggled a lot to get my mind off the gutter.
@Ezra_they-he
@Ezra_they-he 5 місяців тому
* casually turns dirty mind on and off at will *
@JasonRayShute
@JasonRayShute 4 місяці тому
Interesting question but you already know the answer 😊
@Go0fGo0f
@Go0fGo0f 4 місяці тому
@@zygorrette992 I have the same issue, and im 13.
@JordynsDeadDen
@JordynsDeadDen 3 місяці тому
@@zygorrette992 I have the same issue and I’m 10
@sassysandra245
@sassysandra245 Рік тому
THE RESULTS ARE IN 🎉 ITS OFFICIAL!! Kris is the most attractive, kind, funny women on UKposts & deserves her own UKposts plaque that says that! Not only are the men drooling but the women are too! She is the entire package& we all can’t get ENOUGH!!! Thank you Kris! I’m addicted to you& your vids, shorts, tic toks you name it your in it I love it 🥰 thank you!! You brighten my day EVERY DAY!! The Best EVER!! ❤
@GoodGamingChair928
@GoodGamingChair928 10 місяців тому
skill issue
@samharpo1421
@samharpo1421 10 місяців тому
Agreed!!!!!!!❤!!!❤!!
@WhisperingWempe
@WhisperingWempe 9 місяців тому
Yes true true She keeps me going as well
@ek0dev
@ek0dev Рік тому
That one guy that starts with the "Sir, SIR!" is now my new favorite tiktokker
@foxyfox888
@foxyfox888 Рік тому
Lol same
@preciouskadonzvo2303
@preciouskadonzvo2303 Рік тому
yes sir
@theonenamedruze
@theonenamedruze Рік тому
SAME LOL
@Leavemealoneheh
@Leavemealoneheh Рік тому
YESSSSS
@lorrainesaltmarsh2836
@lorrainesaltmarsh2836 Рік тому
I had to pause this video just to look him up. I'm going to be watching him from now on.
@BuzzyBeeGaming4
@BuzzyBeeGaming4 Рік тому
Idk if I am the only one who is still here because of Kris’s compliments in the beginning of her videos but the beginning of this year because of bullying I almost took my life and kris’s compliments and personality saved me, Kris if you are reading this comment thank you so much for what you did for me and probably others I love your content and I love you in general💛 I hope you have an amazing day today.
@Miaweller2013
@Miaweller2013 2 місяці тому
Same. Not lying. Small things hit hard.
@orlandabatista8248
@orlandabatista8248 10 місяців тому
I love the fact that Kris spends all this time editing videos and saying nice things about us, and shout out to Jay who has to deal with Kris's chaotic actions
@TheRockStarJunkie
@TheRockStarJunkie Рік тому
When my mom was visiting us in California, we were driving past a field with a bunch of cows in it. My sister said" look at all the bulls and cows.” my dad asked her "how can you tell if it's a bull or not?" My sister said "well bulls have horns and cows don't.” my dad then responded "some cows have horns." I then said "yeah but mom doesn't have horns soooooooh sheesh." It was like a reflex. I didn't even know what I was saying until it was out of my mouth. My mom said to my dad "can we pull over and throw her out the window?" My dad kept driving. And that is the story of how my mom almost murdered me 😀
@imcrazyimcrazyimcrazy
@imcrazyimcrazyimcrazy Рік тому
Omg😂
@sasha_005
@sasha_005 Рік тому
congratulations you survived 🤣🤣
@Animelover-oj9oo
@Animelover-oj9oo Рік тому
Lmao😂
@pimiahiggins7403
@pimiahiggins7403 Рік тому
fun fact a cow is the species heifer and bull r the genders
@ashlees.fantasies
@ashlees.fantasies Рік тому
Sorry, I don't understand. Should I learn what this means or keep what innocence I have left?
@max_garcia
@max_garcia 2 роки тому
“You’re my ex you idiot” Everyone: OHHHHHHH They had us in the first half, not gonna lie 😂
@ash_happy1872
@ash_happy1872 2 роки тому
i didnt understand the whole vid lol
@aubreyisbubbly23
@aubreyisbubbly23 2 роки тому
I kinda understand it the whole time
@girlmeetsworld7752
@girlmeetsworld7752 9 місяців тому
P.O.V: You're glad you didn't find Kris earlier because now you have a whole backlog of her videos to watch when you feel down🥺😍
@jwarren4
@jwarren4 Рік тому
7:43 That's my cousin!
@krrewsader
@krrewsader 2 місяці тому
Nice 👍
@jakeronimo6115
@jakeronimo6115 2 роки тому
Vegan teacher: "If it's not vegan you should not even show it's not vegan!" Kris: *Advertises butchering animals* Me: SOLID
@DangerNoodle815
@DangerNoodle815 2 роки тому
humane animal butchering too, am on board
@LuisFernandoMataPsC
@LuisFernandoMataPsC 2 роки тому
Vegan teacher just got a stroke. Kris is a f-ing legend
@jaylincox6410
@jaylincox6410 2 роки тому
LMFAOOOO
@shadrakethestud
@shadrakethestud 2 роки тому
Sold take my money I want I want. Plz send to the uk 🇬🇧. Lol. Xx. Love u Kris.
@AmyHoldaway27
@AmyHoldaway27 2 роки тому
I’m vegetarian and still loved that 🤣🤣
@ti9erlilly
@ti9erlilly 2 роки тому
I got most of those riddles, but they took me a minute. 😂 Your reactions are gold, Kris. They saved me from feeling quite so uncomfy. I needed these laughs today. My 9yo just tested positive for Covid, and my 6yo is going nuts wanting to get out of the house... 😭 Thank you for making my day better with some uncomfy laughter! 😁😂
@vxncent818
@vxncent818 2 роки тому
i hope they feel better
@ti9erlilly
@ti9erlilly 2 роки тому
@@vxncent818 thank you!
@SpaceAnomaly09
@SpaceAnomaly09 2 роки тому
I only got two of the riddles, the coconut and toothbrush. I hope your kids are alright.
@maria-raymcnabb8804
@maria-raymcnabb8804 2 роки тому
hope you get better send my good wishes :)
@maryannhughes6336
@maryannhughes6336 2 роки тому
Jesus good luck
@inlovewithawesomestrangers
@inlovewithawesomestrangers Рік тому
Who else loved that Kris used the word "plethora," in that sponsor shout out? Aaaand, she used it right!!! So awesome!! Love ya, Kris!😘😘😘
@Space_Nurde
@Space_Nurde 7 місяців тому
can we all just take a moment to appreciate how hard this woman works to entertain us. also i actually really enjoy the compliments you give us all kris. i hardly ever get any and they make my day tysm💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
@brittbratt1103
@brittbratt1103 2 роки тому
My day has been rough with severe anxiety. It may not seem like much, but watching your videos changes my whole day for the better. Thank you Kris!❤
@margareth6136
@margareth6136 2 роки тому
🅰🅳🆄🅻🆃 🅾🅽🅻🆈 🅴🅳🅸🆃🅸🅾🅽, 🅳🅾🅽'🆃 🅼🅸🆂🆂 🆃🅾🅳🅰🆈'🆂 🅻🅸🆅🅴 🆂🅴🆇 🅱🆁🅾🅰🅳🅲🅰🆂🆃 HOUSEOF-LUST.XYZ 💌 cutegirls Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "mundruk" Yoongi: "Butter" Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
@Goodnessgracie
@Goodnessgracie 2 роки тому
Me to
@kholdanstaalstorm6881
@kholdanstaalstorm6881 2 роки тому
Best wishes for calmer days for you. Hope you can figure out additional remedies. Watching Kris helps with a lot of things!
@brittbratt1103
@brittbratt1103 2 роки тому
@@kholdanstaalstorm6881 I have tons of coping mechanisms and natural remedies and meds. I just find that some days they don't help as much.
@kholdanstaalstorm6881
@kholdanstaalstorm6881 2 роки тому
@@brittbratt1103 Good you have found several types of remedies, I'm sad they don't help you so good sometimes. You seem on top of your issue, the beast is just too powerful some days. I'd help if I could, but I'm probably only able to give you my best wishes.
@adrianmontelongo9707
@adrianmontelongo9707 2 роки тому
We should all appreciate that every time Kris posts of anything, she make us smile. Make my day and cheering us. Love you all. 😄 😂 😍💖
@NOTACTIVE0999
@NOTACTIVE0999 2 роки тому
@@thewhiteboystarterpack9358 what do you mean by “fake”?- it’s a genuine message/comment, I do not understand what is fake about it?
@JazH464
@JazH464 2 роки тому
@@NOTACTIVE0999 because comments like this are usually made by bots
@NOTACTIVE0999
@NOTACTIVE0999 2 роки тому
@@JazH464 that makes sense, thank you. I was genuinely confused.
@zyairlebron6766
@zyairlebron6766 2 роки тому
yes this is very true also i got the coconut part right
@karmazxdz3543
@karmazxdz3543 2 роки тому
Smile in a dirty way😈
@AhNee
@AhNee Рік тому
Coconuts are not soft inside, and it took me a while to figure out what they were doing with the chanterelle (the orange funnel mushroom, not the witches' butter, the globby orange mushroom).
@kylaburke7310
@kylaburke7310 6 місяців тому
omg what was it please i need to know
@em1ly.D
@em1ly.D 9 місяців тому
The fact that I was crying and Kris could make me smile with in less than 5 minuts. Love you kris.
@jaimebonham9520
@jaimebonham9520 2 роки тому
10:45 she literally said “That’s a CREAM that’s a crime.” like she got dirty minded af right there then had to fix her mistake
@_real_retro
@_real_retro 2 роки тому
Kris makes me smile every time she posts! I haven’t been feeling to great for the past couple days, but when I see Kris post it brightened my day. Thank you so much Kris! You are awesome!
@mebeingme9280
@mebeingme9280 2 роки тому
@@margareth6136 okay, erm, please get off this poor persons comment- my god, you're literally commenting on a UKposts video (yes maybe not ment exactly for kids) but still, just get lost
@_real_retro
@_real_retro 2 роки тому
@@mebeingme9280 Yeah, it’s just a bot
@mebeingme9280
@mebeingme9280 2 роки тому
@@_real_retro I know, bit still, it's fricking annoying
@Charliecraig2003
@Charliecraig2003 2 роки тому
@@mebeingme9280 they are other bots in the comments telling you to go to mujin.lol yeah don’t go there at all.
@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 роки тому
LOVE YOUUU❤️
@Ray-spec4
@Ray-spec4 3 місяці тому
She is the best. And always makes me smile and I hope she keeps smiling thank you so much for being the person I need love you
@zachhoggard8504
@zachhoggard8504 Рік тому
I'm so grateful to you I was going through a hard time and your video always made me happy thank you chris
@kiritoshi0
@kiritoshi0 2 роки тому
2:58 Me: A bowling ball. ....does this make me dirty minded?
@Nugget335
@Nugget335 2 місяці тому
Same
@koushalpant
@koushalpant 2 роки тому
We need more creators like Kris in this world who compliment you, thank you and make your day better whenever you engage with their content. And I REALLY need a friend like her
@tearohaborell6464
@tearohaborell6464 2 роки тому
I agree
@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 роки тому
@annekevanderend9323
@annekevanderend9323 2 роки тому
Don't we all
@koushalpant
@koushalpant 2 роки тому
@@annekevanderend9323 Yes we do
@tearohaborell6464
@tearohaborell6464 2 роки тому
@@annekevanderend9323 yeah 😬
@tejakeech9205
@tejakeech9205 11 місяців тому
Hi, krissss just wanted to say, thanks for always making us smile with your fun and bubbly (and crazy) personality. You make me smile every time I watch your amazing videos. Thanks for being you 😝
@ShaunOlsen
@ShaunOlsen 8 місяців тому
Thank ya for always makin me smile! And all of y'all you enjoy these videos, I love all y'all!
@peachtea5285
@peachtea5285 2 роки тому
I don't think Kris realizes how many laughs she brings into my life ! She takes away my anxiety and depression ! Thank you Kris for making my day brighter ❤️
@kand11.k4rii2
@kand11.k4rii2 2 роки тому
same do u take meds for depression?
@aubreyisbubbly23
@aubreyisbubbly23 2 роки тому
Same I take meds for my depression
@emilywanberg9169
@emilywanberg9169 2 роки тому
I agree I am going through a rough time and as soon as I stared watching this a felt way better keep up the good work kris
@cerealgod144
@cerealgod144 2 роки тому
cringe on god
@randomlily2253
@randomlily2253 2 роки тому
YAS QUEEN SAME
@ashlynn1652
@ashlynn1652 2 роки тому
That was hilarious. The only question I immediately knew was the oyster one, only because I worked briefly in a seafood restaurant.
@lailajaden8778
@lailajaden8778 2 роки тому
I got the sea food and the cucumber one
@shadrakethestud
@shadrakethestud 2 роки тому
Haha I got bowling ball 🎳 right. Not the others. Love u Kris.xx.
@lunalovegood1244
@lunalovegood1244 2 роки тому
I knew all the rest that was the only one I didn’t know lol we’d be a good team 🤝
@Prayforblessings1031
@Prayforblessings1031 2 роки тому
I got the toothbrush one
@AzloveGlen
@AzloveGlen 7 місяців тому
TY Kris for making my day❤keep up the great work❤❤
@stevenbiffoni9883
@stevenbiffoni9883 10 місяців тому
The videos you and Jay put together are great, add to that your amazing narration, as far as I am concerned its the GREATEST!!!
@abbirozman9053
@abbirozman9053 2 роки тому
that dude really cat calling... 10:18
@strawberrycowtwins3611
@strawberrycowtwins3611 2 роки тому
I love how she gives us a complement every time
@Vix2066
@Vix2066 2 роки тому
We all do lol
@piperjaycie
@piperjaycie 2 роки тому
I like your user name!!
@rubyandminnie
@rubyandminnie 10 місяців тому
Ilym Kris, I smile every time you upload a new video. Knowing that their are other weird people like me in the world makes me very happy. Your compliments always make my day. Thank you for being so goddam fabulous!!!
@AidanHawkins-wz4wn
@AidanHawkins-wz4wn 4 місяці тому
I got the toothbrush riddle right I was so happy! Thank you for being so awesome Kris.
@lilacyberry9115
@lilacyberry9115 2 роки тому
7:21 IT'S A COCONUT!
@user-ryunjaines
@user-ryunjaines 3 місяці тому
Yes I said it!!
@theylovelyd
@theylovelyd 2 роки тому
2:53 is me at 3am finally getting the joke that my friend told me 10 hours ago
@Imtootiredtodealwithppl
@Imtootiredtodealwithppl 11 місяців тому
Ive been super anxious recently thank you Kris for the funniest and most enjoyable videos!
@user-dm1sf5cx2m
@user-dm1sf5cx2m 10 місяців тому
You are the best thing that EVER happened to UKposts and I can not express how much your videos mean to me❤
@stylishlyheartless979
@stylishlyheartless979 2 роки тому
I love how good the guy with the riddles was at wording the riddles in a way that makes it harder for those of us who have dirty minds
@spreadloveandkindness6477
@spreadloveandkindness6477 2 роки тому
Yeah I got all of them wrong except this one 12:17
@broadwaybrat1986
@broadwaybrat1986 2 роки тому
Got Coconut, Cucumber, Dentist and Toothbrush right. Felt like a genius XD
@emilywanberg9169
@emilywanberg9169 2 роки тому
Lol same me the hole time just laugh form kris's face its priceless
@thegreatmysterylady3221
@thegreatmysterylady3221 2 роки тому
I answered all the riddles correctly but will admit that the first thing that came to mind was something dirty 😂😂😂
@amandanichols8873
@amandanichols8873 Рік тому
@@spreadloveandkindness6477 Literally got NONE of them right...I didn't even get one right.
@spencer3922
@spencer3922 2 роки тому
1:02 that fish is dead and is being taken over by a parasitic eel 🤩
@Grapeandblue
@Grapeandblue Рік тому
Thank you you are really helping me in a hard time in my life ❤
@kylieann8708
@kylieann8708 Рік тому
Kallmekris you are the best Because once I came home from school and someone made one of my birthmark and I watched one of your videos and one of your compliments was your beautiful no matter what and it made me really happy❤
@ExarchGaming
@ExarchGaming Рік тому
Watching Kris straight up Blush at some of these is killing me. You just know her editor is going to be like "Yup, that one didn't get monitized"
@sandiflinchum6925
@sandiflinchum6925 2 роки тому
I love you. I'm a 50 yr old disabled woman who is always in much pain. When I try to relax I pull up your channel. You make me laugh and I forget about reality for a while. The pain is still there but for just a little while I can focus on something besides it. You are amazing and I'm blessed to have found you. Thank you so much
@ammuniammal9533
@ammuniammal9533 2 роки тому
Feel better
@SugarKttn
@SugarKttn 2 роки тому
Protect this woman at all costs
@amandanichols8873
@amandanichols8873 Рік тому
I hope you feel better🤗
@ZahRAWRbandos
@ZahRAWRbandos Рік тому
Awh you are a precious soul
@seesoux3070
@seesoux3070 Рік тому
Solidarity with you, sister. I'm only 22v but I have chronic pain as a result of fibromyalgia and some other health conditions. I'm so sorry you're hurting, wishing you pain free days ahead. And if not pain free, at least manageable 🥺💖💖
@TheProblem-fr8dg
@TheProblem-fr8dg 7 днів тому
"Get me that fruit" "Get me that fish" That man is literally the internet in a nutshell 😭😭
@insertclevernamehere6607
@insertclevernamehere6607 3 місяці тому
1:15 WALMART??? WHAT????
@dakshdeore5326
@dakshdeore5326 2 роки тому
11:43 ok that was perfect
@truecwgirl1
@truecwgirl1 2 роки тому
10:50 u can see it go ⬆️
@Ace_87
@Ace_87 Рік тому
U nasty lol
@kensygibbons6108
@kensygibbons6108 2 місяці тому
It’s how I actually own the “all my friends are dead” book 😂😂😂 fav book fr
@varyaartsandcraftsandmore5396
@varyaartsandcraftsandmore5396 9 місяців тому
I love watching KallMeKris so much! She makes my day
@WhatEvenThat
@WhatEvenThat 2 роки тому
10:23 Literal Cat Call
@sweetxnothing13
@sweetxnothing13 2 роки тому
7:36 yeah coconut thats what all we thought about at the first time 😅
@CharliGill09
@CharliGill09 2 роки тому
Ik what they mean but what’s the word?
@Coldheart322
@Coldheart322 Рік тому
I was doing so well with those questions! First 3, blitzed. Not dirty at all. After that... nothing. I also thought cat rather than coconut, dentist was just what?!? And that seatbelt one was just wrong.
@NotsoCyan
@NotsoCyan Рік тому
I am so obsessed with your channel (not to be weird, you just entertain me) that my entire recommended list is KallmeKris videos.
@briellebell8480
@briellebell8480 2 роки тому
2:36 your facial expressions are just to funny!🤣🤣😂
@leahborden8422
@leahborden8422 2 роки тому
Let’s all appreciate Kris for always making us laugh
@shiny_hunter689
@shiny_hunter689 2 роки тому
Sorry for the bots and I think there having a stroke
@neonhood7678
@neonhood7678 2 роки тому
She makes my week Everytime I watcha video
@margareth6136
@margareth6136 2 роки тому
🅰🅳🆄🅻🆃 🅾🅽🅻🆈 🅴🅳🅸🆃🅸🅾🅽, 🅳🅾🅽'🆃 🅼🅸🆂🆂 🆃🅾🅳🅰🆈'🆂 🅻🅸🆅🅴 🆂🅴🆇 🅱🆁🅾🅰🅳🅲🅰🆂🆃 HOUSEOF-LUST.XYZ 💌 cutegirls Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "mundruk" Yoongi: "Butter" Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
@aileengarcia6916
@aileengarcia6916 2 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/mp2GmaauloR2pHs.html..
@official_rose7046
@official_rose7046 2 роки тому
i have never tapped on a video so fast❤️
@mykapollard4737
@mykapollard4737 10 місяців тому
The only thing keeping me stable and not going crazy 🎉🎉🎉 is your vid’s kris
@yourlocalartistttt
@yourlocalartistttt 19 днів тому
"You can wrap your mouth around me at least once a day" AND THE WOMAN WAS TOO STUNNED TO SPEAK
@dodo19923
@dodo19923 2 роки тому
5:00 feel a bit attacked there ngl.
@klee9629
@klee9629 2 роки тому
Can we appreciate the fact that she always compliment us?, it always make me smile.😊
@yamee4567
@yamee4567 2 роки тому
same
@Stephanie11189
@Stephanie11189 2 роки тому
Agreed
@ryoka1240
@ryoka1240 2 роки тому
HOPE
@alexeimcpherson
@alexeimcpherson 5 місяців тому
I failed every question the guy asked, I tried straw with the 6 inches question and found out I failed at life...but there are more symptoms in my life that show I have failed a HELL of alot more than just the mind being dirtied up
@dianekotzee9542
@dianekotzee9542 Рік тому
Love all you're videos
@zombbiiiiieeeee
@zombbiiiiieeeee 2 роки тому
8:37 IM DYING 😂😂😂😂
@theirishmushroom9296
@theirishmushroom9296 Рік тому
Did a dog really step on you
@zombbiiiiieeeee
@zombbiiiiieeeee Рік тому
@@theirishmushroom9296 yes 😔
@aesthetic_twins_5713
@aesthetic_twins_5713 2 роки тому
1:56 its the cucumber!
@HeidiJacobsen
@HeidiJacobsen Рік тому
loved it soo muchhh !!!
@brody-mu5mc
@brody-mu5mc 7 місяців тому
I can confirm that it is in a Target if you slow down the footage and positive the right time you can see a singular target symbol on the cart you can also tell by the fact that the shelves don't have a weird sticky substance and he is grabbing something that he is not actually purchasing
@theokman399
@theokman399 2 роки тому
1:30, it's Walmart so skinny dipping in the toilets of the Walmart bathroom is probably normal there
@londynn_z
@londynn_z 2 роки тому
my grandma has been in the hospital & recently i’ve had a lot of anxiety and worrying. but watching your videos makes me so happy and forget about things for a little bit. I love you & your videos so much. keep up the great work! You are such an amazing person & we are so alike. we’re both cancers and our personalities are very similar. I love you kris!!
@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 роки тому
hope you and your grandma are ok love
@takne
@takne 2 роки тому
@@kallmekris you should try and banish the bots of your comment section
@londynn_z
@londynn_z 2 роки тому
@@kallmekris thank you so much for the reply!
@pride_kitty-br2ge
@pride_kitty-br2ge 11 місяців тому
Never stop making your videos plz❤
@UnicornzRreal92
@UnicornzRreal92 11 місяців тому
I've done it in a Walmart bathroom🤷‍♀️ But it was so embarrassing 🤣
@mingming243
@mingming243 2 роки тому
3:16 Kris, it’s a bowling ball-
@ashleighallen7818
@ashleighallen7818 2 роки тому
We should all appreciate that every time Kris posts anything she makes us all smile❤ thanks Kriss you really make my day
@cp2317
@cp2317 2 роки тому
YOU should appreciate life , bot
@PickleHotwastaken
@PickleHotwastaken 9 місяців тому
3:03 an eletrical socket
@kelleycone6652
@kelleycone6652 Рік тому
problem is with the questions from that one guy is that i never was thinking of the dirty things i was geussing random things that made sence and then he whould say the most random thing in the world
@sadra9252
@sadra9252 2 роки тому
Vegan teacher is definitely going to have a heart attack when she sees todays sponsor😂🤣 Jokes aside... I truly enjoy watching your videos no matter what they're about. Love u 💛🔥
@LieuTenDark
@LieuTenDark 2 роки тому
"Bowling ball. Get your minds out of the gutter" Get your bowling ball out of the gutter too y'all
@lylaallman6491
@lylaallman6491 6 місяців тому
I got 3 1/2 of the riddles, the outlet, the candle, te toothbrush, and I was very close to the oyster
@steven03048
@steven03048 Рік тому
3:08 Well, that one doesn't work everywhere on the wide world, but you it's guessable.
@bi_bruh1610
@bi_bruh1610 2 роки тому
2:10 i said vacuum
@leeknheluvvr
@leeknheluvvr Рік тому
Same
@TheOriginalPreciseGamer
@TheOriginalPreciseGamer Рік тому
but that's cuum
@KaraTheCandyAddictStuidios
@KaraTheCandyAddictStuidios Рік тому
I said Cummins, like the truck
@your_official_internet_wee5274
@your_official_internet_wee5274 2 роки тому
1:19 fun fact they are at target 🎯
@Avigorus
@Avigorus 11 місяців тому
The first riddle had me thinking "encumbrance" but then again the word comes up in video games and such lol Several of those riddles I'm getting wrong, but only just, like rope instead of seat belt, bar soap instead of candle, that kind of thing lol Sushi instead of oyster was another, got several right tho, just didn't keep track lol
@territorial-blue_imp2391
@territorial-blue_imp2391 10 місяців тому
I love your videos kris you always cheer me up ❤❤❤❤❤
@SkittlezinNoodlez.9
@SkittlezinNoodlez.9 2 роки тому
2:05 the answer was cucumber
@Dahliapanda
@Dahliapanda Місяць тому
Bro I said a sock😭😭😭
@lynncalypso1534
@lynncalypso1534 2 роки тому
2:00 I was thinking circumference, bc sometimes math can be very difficult.
@SodapopTheOtter
@SodapopTheOtter Рік тому
The fish-thing was actually dead and the eel going inside its mouth is also dead. There was some sort of thing that was most likely remote controlled making the stuff in that video happen- Also, the mushrooms were most likely to be chanterelle mushrooms, which are a common and edible wild mushroom!
@Nugget335
@Nugget335 2 місяці тому
6:56 end of sponser
@chat_noir897
@chat_noir897 2 роки тому
I love How she dosen't force people to Subscribe,she doesent clickbait anything,she just tells you "this is What im doing, Enjoy" Luv You Kris❤️❤️❤️❤️
@coolcat-ey5sj
@coolcat-ey5sj 2 роки тому
8:16 ThAt BrOtHA GoNe
@saskiaa6524
@saskiaa6524 Рік тому
4:48 the face!🤣🤣🤣
@scottvanhille5688
@scottvanhille5688 Рік тому
I got the Bowling Ball one right! Nice one Kris.
@skyer9248
@skyer9248 2 роки тому
Kris: "Buy Butcher Box TODAY!!" That Vegan Teacher: "HOW DARE YOU..❌️!!" Edit:ty for the likes🥸
@lukasvolcik5109
@lukasvolcik5109 2 роки тому
It should be vegan triangle! ❌
@BreakingBen4eva
@BreakingBen4eva 2 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can hear it now "OH NO, NO KRIS! We must never encourage this behavior!! Animals are with us on the planet, not for us!! Why would you use your platform to encourage people to buy meats that came from such a terrible cycle of violence and for convenience??!! I need your help Kris, we must only encourage vegan foods!!"
@skyer9248
@skyer9248 2 роки тому
@@lukasvolcik5109 yes!
@skyer9248
@skyer9248 2 роки тому
@@BreakingBen4eva 😂Great impersonation 😂
@minenhleshangase720
@minenhleshangase720 2 роки тому
TVT is probably making a video reacting to this right now as we speak. Either way, I'm gonna laugh and get mad at the same time once it comes out.
@ash-iy2ku
@ash-iy2ku 2 роки тому
11:19 it's fooked up 😂 omg I'm dying 🤣 holy moly you're videos are the best 😂
@chefzacp
@chefzacp 8 місяців тому
Hey! You're looking beautiful today :) By the way... Nice scallops!!! To make them even better when they're like 75% cooked throw in a small bit of butter and spoon the foamy butter over the scallops :) Cheers!
@_1tsM3l1f3_
@_1tsM3l1f3_ 11 місяців тому
I’m so smart, I got all them questions right except the oyster one✨✨
@Vistaster
@Vistaster 2 роки тому
4:43 I don't know where you're getting your Baker's Dozen at but you might be getting scammed. 😂Amazing video as always!
@briancannon3987
@briancannon3987 2 роки тому
3:22 bowling ball!
@mirandahouston8265
@mirandahouston8265 Рік тому
Yk kris is the best youtuber ive watched in a while me ♡♡ take care kris!♡
@Zombiedemon9
@Zombiedemon9 Рік тому
I was dying the whole time at the end omg lilove it
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