ko-fi:ko-fi.com/mustang150 Metaphors Compilation: • Clarkson, May, Hammond... Email for business inquiries (whatever that is): notmustang150@gmail.com
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@Busch22Fan2 роки тому
"Here comes Richard Hammond! Oh, no! He's gone off! Pepsi." James's delivery of that was golden.
@spritschleuder14922 роки тому
Haha 😂 IMMEDIATELY After that part... There was a "schweppes" advertisement on my UKposts 😂 "he's gone off!! schweppes!" i felt that.
@marnixkamminga80832 роки тому
Say what you want. James will always be the meme lord of the three
@ForzaMonkey2 роки тому
@@marnixkamminga8083 C H E E S E.
@rominkivela93512 роки тому
Its at 1:57 for those who wanna jump to it
@dwightmanne2 роки тому
Pepsi upside down is isded
@_Ty__2 роки тому
Rimac took another jab at Hammond on the Concept Two/Nevera (production version). The fire extinguisher in the rear is held down with a leather strap that reads "In case of hill climb, extinguish fire"
@swj7192 роки тому
You're shitting me.
@halorunescaper122 роки тому
@@swj719 I looked it up, it's true lmao.
@swj7192 роки тому
@@halorunescaper12 that is the most wonderful thing I've heard in ages.
@isaacsrandomvideos6672 роки тому
Yup
@soulcornflake12 роки тому
Hammond even tweeted about it, appreciating the humor. When I heard about it I gained true respect for their smartass-ness.
@Zman90422 роки тому
“Not the accident-prone little midget” killed me 😂
@corbinselanne79902 місяці тому
I can see why the insurers of such an expensive and powerful car wanted James May over Hammond, at least Captain Slow would've returned the car in one piece
@aerogfs13 днів тому
@@corbinselanne7990 Could have been Clarkson, but he's too tall and didn't fit.
@richardcochrane19662 роки тому
4:08 "They only made eight of those, actually!" "How many are left?" "SEVEN!! SHUT UP!!"
@JetFalcon7102 роки тому
"What happened to the other one?!"
@shaytrueblueaussie2 роки тому
@@JetFalcon710 “stop saying things”
@Ruben-to9yk2 роки тому
My favorite joke is the one where he rolled the van. If he is dead and you fancy a job at Top Gear why not write us at "I'm better than Richard Hammond was..."
@c0hqn2 роки тому
BBC, 201 Wood Lane, London W12 7TS
@perhapscoleiro31642 роки тому
Wherever the hell we are now
@lukegauci11592 роки тому
Above the One show BBC Studios Above the One Show London
@4812442 роки тому
Classic British humour
@JamaicanCastle2 роки тому
It's the emphasis that kills me. "I'm better than Richard Hammond *was"*
@diobrando62452 роки тому
"hi Mindy" "Yea again"
@lukegauci11592 роки тому
There is another moment, I cannot remember what they were doing, but Hammond was driving round a track and Jeremy turned to James and told him “His wife (Mindy) called me this morning and told me if he (Hammond) crashes again, she is divorcing him!” 😂😂
@jeremyfong56842 роки тому
@@lukegauci1159 you mean hearing a tyre squeal
@geofffreighbigginshire2 роки тому
4:03 Richard : "...that was called Concept One. And they made 8 of those actually" James : "How many left ?" Richard : "Seven. Shut Up" Jeremy : "What happen to the other one ?" Love that "conversation".
@richardbates15072 роки тому
4:33 The new Concept Two
@chrisgames52012 роки тому
@@richardbates1507 the consept two has a fire extinguisher with a strap that says: "In case of hill climo, extinguish fire"
@xor1282 роки тому
And they just removed the conversation in new season. I don't like cars at all. I just want to listen these guys to chat.
@VigilanteAgumon11 місяців тому
@@chrisgames5201 And on top of that, there's a conference room at Rimac HQ named after Richard Hammond.
@eshk72816 місяців тому
@@VigilanteAgumon I am entering hammond (the room)
@johnmalcolmthorpeflemingch81912 роки тому
The "what happened to the other one, Hammond?"'s delivery from Jeremy won't get old, not yet
@Henrex20002 роки тому
Like the concept car
@JamaicanCastle2 роки тому
@@Henrex2000 Seven of them will get old...
@ammarisrar2005Рік тому
@@JamaicanCastle what?
@JamaicanCastle8 місяців тому
@@ammarisrar2005 They made eight Concept 1s, as they mentioned in the video. One of them was Hammond'd and will not grow old because it died in a fire, but the other seven will.
@cinderofgods86982 роки тому
I remember back when Richard came back from his big accident with the jet car how he asked that they never mention the accident on top gear. And it's nice to see how they were true mates, there's barely any clips from tg.
@ahmadahmad-hv9qx2 роки тому
I remember Jeremy pointing at the right tire once on Top Gear
@TetraDax2 роки тому
It's important to realize that all three of them are also the authors of the series. A lot of jokes are pre-written (Which is not a bad thing, very few people are always funny on the spot), and they will have discussions about them and which jokes are OK to make, especially about each other. So if there was anything that Hammond did not to go on air, he would have been able to object to it. That being said, both Jeremy and James were pretty worried about him after the crash and were affected by it, too, so I don't think they would have liked to really joke about it while it was still fresh on everyones minds. Jeremy even wrote a funny text message to Richards wife every day while Richard was in hospital, to keep her spirits up.
@SenseiRaisen2 роки тому
@@TetraDax Again, this are 3 relatable idiots who make you appreciate the fact that you also like to be idiots with your friends and jokes about stuffs once it pass. I had the same type of conversation with a friend about games and tech and does this sort of jokes about things we did long ago too (amost in the same manner Clarkson and May speak off. While His brother Reminds me to Hammond). In a way, they know what to talk and what to not talk about as well. Even some of their jokes, guests and skit are painful to watch in light of some events (like the time Amber Herd went there. Now day she is seen as a total bitch due what she does to Johnny Deep. Or how they joke about Hammond crashing due his tend to risk a lot before that happen).
@DrewSavo2 роки тому
Sorry to rain on your little parade, but I’d just like to point out that the bit where Jeremy goes “‘You have a blowout on the motorway..’ one for you here Hammond.” That was 3 episodes/weeks after they promised “Never again”. It would’ve been 2 but one episode was the American Driving Holiday Special
@anotter3212 роки тому
@@DrewSavo They also wanted to not mention Top Gear, but they do anyway. After a while if you are good friends you can joke about it.
@williambrown3192 роки тому
"Hello Mindy, yes he's done it again." And Hammond doing the 'yeah sounds about right' nod
@milanondrak55642 роки тому
I love the way the cameraman kept focusing on the damage Richard did to the Ferrari when he hit the bollard.
@InsightfulUndercurrents9 місяців тому
Or the editor kept cropping the footage😂
@Jrodsly2 роки тому
Clarkson: "Can we never ever mention the jet dragster crash again?" Also Clarkson: (references it dozens of times, along with the other two referencing it)
@lukegauci11592 роки тому
Tbf to Jezza he said “on Top Gear” They aren’t on Top Gear anymore so that agreement is nullified 😂😂
@TacComControl2 роки тому
If I recall, on Top Gear, when he came back, they were like "And he made sure to tell us he didn't want us making a big deal of his recovery or him coming back or anything else..." and then the camera panned to a bunch of dancers and a red carpet and all the rest for his return. XD
@nssteja75162 роки тому
They didn't mention it in that series/season
@dangerdean9066Рік тому
he didn't say when!
@ammarisrar2005Рік тому
Don’t they pre write the bits they do? And I’m pretty sure Hammond was fine with it, if not he would’ve spoken up and asked Jezza to not mention the accident
@janoslehr12562 роки тому
It is ironic that in one of the early episodes of TG Hammond explained with a toy car what the differences are between crashing due to oversteer and understeer. Than he continously shows that neither has to occur to crash...
@englishatheartРік тому
But how is that the exact opposite of what he said? That is not irony.
@gamingpredator42262 роки тому
I love how when he says "Its not me thats on fire" and you can hear the brief pause before he adds "this time" at the end
@swj7192 роки тому
Because he realized that if he didn't hurry up and say it, James probably would.
@alexrogan65632 роки тому
After listening carefully, I'm pretty sure he says 'It's not me that's on fire at this time!" I could be wrong though.
@IggyStardust19672 роки тому
Clarkson and May can be brutal when roasting Hammond, but give the little guy mad props, he takes the abuse like a champ, and keeps on laughing along with them. These three guys genuinely love one another(in a platonic way, obviously), and it shows.
@johnmullens28572 роки тому
a platonic way as far as WE know lol
@mcdxc1232 роки тому
That's because they are actual friends. Not just coworkers.
@RubyBlueUwUРік тому
A big part of why I enjoy watching them is how much their dynamic reminds me of my three brothers, they just take the absolute piss out of each other but it’s all from a place of love
@pencilcase8068Рік тому
If we can't call each other the most heinous insults are we really friends
@WackoMcGooseРік тому
From my understanding, most of the crash-related jokes are planned in advance and run past Hammond before filming, to make sure he's okay with them. That was definitely their off-camera agreement on Top Gear, and I doubt they would've changed that for TGT.
@decodolly15352 роки тому
"Block of flats on the right" kills me every time.
@smilyboi98478 місяців тому
Please kill me!
@MsDemonBunny2 роки тому
Favorite one is where Hamster sort of roast himself in a moment of self-awareness when he rolled into that ditch in Mongolia and you hear him yell reassuringly, "It's alright. I'm used to this!" 😂 He's got a sense of humor about himself and he owns it. Really, though, at the end of the day, we're all just glad the man is still alive.
@JetFalcon710Рік тому
Yeah, every time I see Hammond's Rimac or Vampire dragster crash, I'm always left wondering, "How the hell is this man still alive???"
@peytonmac1131Рік тому
@@JetFalcon710 I remember reading in an article about the dragster crash that when it rolled, Hammond's head came less than an inch away from the ground under the roll bar. If he had been even an inch taller, he wouldn't be here at all.
@JetFalcon710Рік тому
@@peytonmac1131 Right, I remember hearing about that at one point. He may be a bit salty about being short, but he can't complain that much because it did save his ass
@MrTea1012 роки тому
Still amazing for a non-proffesional driver with the amount of major accidents to his name he's still alive at his age. Guess that the advantage for being a hamster.
@dbclass40752 роки тому
For his first major crash (dragster), his height is a major contributor to his survival. His head is just below the rollover cage.
@dirtyone9832 роки тому
He wouldn’t crash so much if he could see over the steering wheel, he just needs a booster seat
@DesertWolf3922 роки тому
Hammond's crash must be the only running joke that has crossed over from Top Gear to Grand Tour.
@vulpes7079Рік тому
Aside from the BBC
@crimsonmaelstrom5739 місяців тому
Which crash of his many hundreds are you referring to?
@revolver265Місяць тому
They redid the "bet" with the Supercar trifecta (918, P1, LaFerrari), and as last time the P1 lost. The terms of the bet, in order to avoid the BBC knocking, was changed from changing Jeremy's name, to blowing up his house.
@springtrapsawesomegang301610 місяців тому
I like how May apologises to Hammond after the crude joke he makes at 2:42, these guys are true friends and really know each others boundaries XD
@hxbyyexe70292 роки тому
Jeremy : we don't crash Also jeremy : well, two of us don't
@Riese792 роки тому
The fact Hamster crashes only in curves, makes him the perfect American.
@HowIsTheCraic2 роки тому
Crashed a jet powered drag car too
@TheRealTburtРік тому
@@HowIsTheCraic Also an American thing to do.
@_JamesMorrell_Рік тому
Not only curves he crashes in straights too
@Exodia0715Рік тому
I love how Rimac even got in on the "Hammond can't drive" joke
@angelobrewster62932 роки тому
He even crashed his bike while in lockdown
@vyssequeeve2 роки тому
And riding on the tram tracks. Hell, even he managed to sink a non-speeding boat, give him time and he'll crash the British economy.
@chrishines60482 роки тому
He can't go anywhere without crashing
@Tahkaullus01Рік тому
At least he's consistent. 😛
@MypenisissmallbutРік тому
Best one for me was James May ‘Sponsorships on the bottom of Richard Hammonds car’ James Mays delivery is always on point.
@hughshax59032 місяці тому
"oh no Richard's gone off! Pepsi"
@bigbadbob7889Рік тому
James: goes slow Richard: crashes Jeremy: doesn't acknowledge when things are horribly broken and just keeps driving
@bradleymarshall84692 роки тому
6:30 Love that sincerity in his voice!😂
@jarletheaton2860Рік тому
2:40 is probably my favourite thing that James May have ever said. The delivery is excellent.
@someguy31622 роки тому
Then Richard Hammond arrived, rolling down the mountain side
@mr.lama.687Рік тому
Pepsi
@martyncawthorne9663Рік тому
I love it when Hammond is driving into a corner with the home made tyre covers on his car and Jezza looks around and says ‘where can the helicopter land?’. Priceless.
@TehMehKehIen2 роки тому
0:40 later that clip "I've seen you multitask while driving" "You can't talk about that in television" Compilation: Sexual innuendos
@benn87932 роки тому
There are some people who find the constantly recurring phrases and references boring. For me, however, they are an important part of it without a doubt.
@PPedroFernandes2 роки тому
Don't forget this is spread over the course of many years
@litos9738Рік тому
1:17 this was the episode after Hammond came back from his first big crash in the jet car. His front right tyre blew out.
@richardbates15072 роки тому
2:41James May: Well I can why you were disappointed Hammond, you put an electric race car on a race track, next you know you crashed.
@swj7192 роки тому
That was savage, and I suspect not in the original script.
@markcf8311 місяців тому
That's what I call a Champions League burn......
@ritarossweisse_2 роки тому
I like how Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond are like those kids who always argue around the house while James May calm them down like a parent always do 😂
@krekmanski2 роки тому
The upside down car photo is the first thing in many many moons that made me spit my beer from my nose....
@viking413010 місяців тому
Richard is a damn good sport considering he nearly died twice. The Vampire and Rimac were both really serious accidents.
@nicholasw.34882 роки тому
Detroit: Clarkson: He's gone off!! May: Again Clarkson *breaks character with laughter*
@A_furry692 роки тому
Pepsi
@availingcoder40922 роки тому
1:39 my favorite joke of all time.
@willy_b_coyoteРік тому
It’ll be a sad day for humanity when these three inevitably film their final program together.
@TerrorMau5Рік тому
Richard Hammond is a racing driver, he just goes for gaps no one else can see.
@JamaicanCastleРік тому
Yeah, maybe there's a good reason no one else can see them 🤔
@kynismos2 роки тому
Let's face it, Hammond is adorable.
@JetFalcon710Рік тому
It feels a bit weird calling him cute since he's 52, but yeah, he's cute
@abijaykollarasajeesh2755Рік тому
I believe Hammond and May aged like a fine wine
@samuelkim18272 роки тому
when hammond said "please kill me", i felt that
@3ormorecharactersmaybe52 роки тому
1:45 I love the fact that this actually happened once IRL; Murray Walker (RIP) actually mentioned Toyota (a big sticker behind a Toyota car) when a Toyota rolled over in a BTCC race (Just look it up somewhere on UKposts)
@eugene__eugene9 місяців тому
This cannot possibly be all of the jokes
@ellenkingsleyРік тому
I love it how Hammond just takes it when Clarkson and May joke about his crashes
@washambiswimp7142 роки тому
I'm glad they're all so close to constantly mock each other for this, it just makes me so anxious that i can hardly stand it but a lot of good moments do come from this
@posthumousc4913Рік тому
I don't know which is more brutal, Hammond's crashes or the jokes about his crashes.
@chrispbacon30422 роки тому
Just as well Hammond has a good sense of humour about it all.
@malice608111 місяців тому
10:18 ima be honest that Watch could be used as an add for the manufacturer, because the fact it’s still working is amazing
@touristguy872 роки тому
11:15 the world needs more humor like that
@CricketEngland10 місяців тому
Have we forgotten the number of time Jezza rolled the Robin Reliant.
@quarantinejet23124 місяці тому
Yes but even The Stig rolled it
@wjmcd703Рік тому
"Now I know what its like to be Richard Hammond." Thats too funny
@DrewSavo2 роки тому
Here’s a question from the test. “You have a blowout on the motorway....” One for you here Hammond, “You have a............” Me: Dead. It only took 3 episodes before he went back on his word never to mention it again.
@joeoak8181Рік тому
Here they are, folks - the antithesis of the Three Wise Men.
@K.R.O1875Рік тому
You're just one, chap. You can be multiple genders, but not multiple people.
@friedrichg.61032 роки тому
Can we just make clear, that Hammond only had so many accidents, because he can’t really look over the steering wheel.
@polishavgeek18492 роки тому
I really want to watch the video but Hammond crashed my UKposts account...
@DrewSavo2 роки тому
Finally, the most cursed but enjoyable video collection has been published.
@thaqifazumi40012 роки тому
You forget the time when Hammond test a Porsche Cayenne, he crash into camera car on opposite direction. The other one when he test the Ferrari F360, he spun the Ferrari. May made fun of it said that's why it's called F360 because you went "F*******kk" and then do a 360...😂😂
@futurecat2 роки тому
Fave Hammond crash: van challenge, when he rolled the Suzuki super-carry aka Bedford rascal. You can see a good bit of space underneath the rascal as it flipped over. He didn't merely make it roll off its wheels. He made it flip into the air.
@leifvejby8023Рік тому
Sort of overdid it a bit, but quite impressive to watch.
@scsutton13 місяці тому
He still has whiplash from that accident.
@Billy_HughesРік тому
when i got hit by a car this is a exactly how my mates treated me. it was 5 seconds of "are you alright" and then straight to the jokes
@orangesaldur18282 роки тому
"It not me thats on fire this time !!!"
@boromiszajano2 роки тому
"Block of flats on the right!" 😂
@RBenjo21Рік тому
You missed one, which is Richard saying on the phone to the insurance companies in the teenage challenge “nope. No accidents in the last 4 years. 😬”
@nunyabusiness52752 роки тому
This never gets old
@tariqabusaleem2 роки тому
They absolutely violated hammond with these gifts 💀
@shaytrueblueaussie2 роки тому
And here comes Richard Hammond, oh no he’s gone off. Pepsi! 🤣
@wjmcd703Рік тому
Richard's insurance rates must be through the roof
@andrewlangley95072 роки тому
Old racing adage: “If you never crash, you’re not trying hard enough”. ( I think that’s what it was. )
@lukegauci11592 роки тому
I thought this would be much longer, considering 80% of the time Hammonds cars are upside down
@S0M3GUY7782 місяці тому
I love how Clarkson says "Not just any ruined watch! It's YOUR ruined watch"
@crazylizard18892 роки тому
Missed one in the Colombia special "Even though Hammond isn't at all accident prone..."
@GIBBO41822 роки тому
“Block of flats on the right” 😂
@Alanphuphalee2 роки тому
There was something special about watching Top Gear on BBC Three. I don't know what it is but man those were the good days
@peterkerr401926 днів тому
"They only made 8 of those". 'How many are left?'. "Seven. Shutup!" . That cracked me up!😂🤣😂🤣
@geennaam12012 роки тому
hearing how many times jeremy mentions hammonds trousers getting cut of, he must have been impressed by the sight
@JetFalcon710Рік тому
I guess so, it's not every day you see your colleague in his underwear
@monkofdarktimes9 місяців тому
Clarkson spawned a lot of bad fan fiction
@cheslyn8614Рік тому
No car show will ever top the original top 3 ❤️
@carsoncasmirri3874Рік тому
Honestly it is funny just how often Hammond is the butt of jokes and how well he takes it.
@newsupdates36222 роки тому
These are all so amazing! Thank you!!
@wjmcd703Рік тому
The alarm clock bit had me roaring with laughter
@theace4792 роки тому
Very poetic of you to put the last segments of clips at the end. Gifts and the alarm clock, great video
@lordalph21022 роки тому
Richard Hammond, the Unkillable.
@joshbowersmtb88702 роки тому
During loch down Jeremy forgot something. Richard didn't crash at willow springs on late late James corden show.
@nicholasw.34882 роки тому
T'is true
@nielslauridsen23232 роки тому
Remember at the end of Series 9 Episode 1 when Hammond asked (and they all agreed) that they'll never mention his crash on the show again? 1:17 well, it took Jezza two episodes before he did 😆
@djdrago97122 роки тому
9:46 "this is a bad place" 4:06 Hammond: They only made 8 of those May: How many are left? Hammond: 7 SHUT UP! This is a great video
@chrispcarrot2 роки тому
As I watch this the old Frankie Boyle joke on MTW about Hammond pops into my head and I can’t stop laughing.
@SpiritmanProductions2 роки тому
Boyle: "That should be the anti-speeding advert: It should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day."
@Rasscasse9 місяців тому
Mustang. This is a superb compilation. Bravo 👌
@whoeverit9087Місяць тому
0:58 Love it that they are all clapping Hammond for getting around a track right way up and the guy in the blue tee is just there looking like he is looking into a new, personal hell.
@peterkerr401926 днів тому
Clarkson looking at clouds of smoke & saying to May 'Hammond's lap's going well'.😂😂
@NGMonocrom2 роки тому
Oh that last sketch! Laughing so hard that I got chest pains and started coughing! 🤣🤣🤣🏎
@thescpfoundationohm91252 роки тому
great video :) liking the use of grand tour clips as ive not seen much of it :)
@skedtm15 годин тому
What made these three great is they can take a joke without being offended. Something that's rare in the "work environment" these days.
@robinwells53432 роки тому
Magnificent
@microfarming82992 роки тому
I just love this.
@drpreemzpharmaceuticals48902 роки тому
6:02 respect for that self burn
@simonayers8033Рік тому
They should sell the underside and the roof of Hammond car - Pepsi, coke, pepsi, coke, ditch
@xenosmoke89156 місяців тому
I remember him being a little weird after the first one. The blow to his head definitely had permanent effects. And the shows stylists really struggled with his hair after the surgery rearranged his crown. He had really mad hair for a bit.
@angryzombie80882 роки тому
James May gave the most practical gift for Hammond, a velcro pants.
@Andybarney5556 місяців тому
When a man can rip on another man.. and both laugh and return the rip. Thats when you know your good mates.. have it with all my mtb mates.. banter