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John Oliver discusses Kandiss Taylor, a prominent loser in the race for governor of Georgia, and fierce anti-rock activist.
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@mdfilmguy
@mdfilmguy Рік тому
A candidate driving around in a bus that says "Jesus, Guns, Babies" sounds like a Family Guy joke.
@lizardog
@lizardog Рік тому
Taylor is a joke. Sadly, about 1/6 of the U.S. population votes for jokes.
@rawx485
@rawx485 Рік тому
It really does. I could see Peter getting caught up working for her while Brian follows them all around trying to prove Peter wrong.
@GnarledStaff
@GnarledStaff Рік тому
@@rawx485 And the stones would turn out to actually be satanic, right? So they'd have to team up with her to stop the threat. And the last scene is Peter abandoning her cause after the real threat is vanquished...
@jiblitin1520
@jiblitin1520 Рік тому
@@lizardog I'd say it's closer to 1/4.
@kuzmavolkov
@kuzmavolkov Рік тому
I bet her next slogan will be "Remember 9/11 terrorists for the Jesus babies and guns!"
@JAWNDOEmusic
@JAWNDOEmusic Рік тому
I *TRULY* respect the fact that they couldve titled this 'Satanic Cabal Stones' and lured everyone in but instead they sold us on 'rocks' and rewarded us with something far more entertaining - bravo...
@vincentavangogh3636
@vincentavangogh3636 Рік тому
In my defense, only John Oliver could get my attention with a title like "rocks". You know the man is always going some interestingly hilarious place, so you pay attention.
@annacastro2855
@annacastro2855 Рік тому
Oh when I saw the 17 minute run time I knew I was in for a treat 😂
@tedioussugar384
@tedioussugar384 Рік тому
I saw the word ‘rocks’ and I thought the punchline was going to be not talking about rocks for 17 minutes and them claiming at the end that she is ‘dumber than a bag of rocks.’ All that setup just to fuck with us.
@bugdracula1662
@bugdracula1662 Рік тому
@@vincentavangogh3636 counterpoint, several people could get me interested with a video simply titled rocks, even those I don’t know
@sluttyMapleSyrup
@sluttyMapleSyrup Рік тому
I am mildly disappointed they didn't ever use the Roxanne But It's Just Rocks video
@rubymochicarlile7535
@rubymochicarlile7535 Рік тому
“YOU PROMISED ME ROCKS GOD DAMNIT!” is exactly what I was thinking the first half 😂
@FrankHeuvelman
@FrankHeuvelman 8 днів тому
You want rocks? I'll give you rocks! ukposts.info/have/v-deo/gH-Bq46FfYto0Ik.html
@winterbloomingroses7146
@winterbloomingroses7146 6 місяців тому
gotta love how she lists guns before babys. reeeeeealy caring about the childrens' safety there Kandiss.
@toughenupfluffy7294
@toughenupfluffy7294 4 місяці тому
It doesn't say what she has planned for the babies.
@Laecy
@Laecy 3 місяці тому
I laughed at the order because it could be read as a particularly appalling sentence. Jesus guns babies. More at 11.
@placeholderdoe
@placeholderdoe 2 місяці тому
@@Laecythat would be the “next up” joke at the end of an onion video. Would fit in right after the anteater researcher stiry
@agentshawnee
@agentshawnee Рік тому
Her campaign strategy was literally a Buzzfeed article title turned into a whole campaign. Number 10 will shock you!
@tmrevenge
@tmrevenge Рік тому
XD you bastard that was good
@fenhen
@fenhen Рік тому
No 10 already shocked me with their heavy drinking and partying during lockdown.
@danielcurren2119
@danielcurren2119 Рік тому
more like.... number 10 will rock you!
@marshmallowdiptaco
@marshmallowdiptaco Рік тому
Here's your 666th like
@intomnia3313
@intomnia3313 Рік тому
@@danielcurren2119 sorry, stoned.
@quitpayload
@quitpayload Рік тому
Honestly I'm a little disappointed that this isn't just 17 minutes of John talking about his favorite types of rocks
@derekstein6193
@derekstein6193 Рік тому
I personally wanted to know what John thinks of igneous rocks. I think they hog the spotlight, ever the primadonna of geology. Metamorphic doesn't get enough love.
@michaelmiller9107
@michaelmiller9107 Рік тому
Ditto, I collect rocks so I was kinda excited to hear his thoughts on one of my favourite things
@whiteraven181
@whiteraven181 Рік тому
I thought it was going to be about specific types of gravel used for processing something that goes into a nuclear reactor, to be honest.
@Karlach_
@Karlach_ Рік тому
@@derekstein6193 Facts bro, even crack rocks (my favorite rock) gets oddly left out of rock conversations and I was hoping John would talk about them
@paleomagicksr.9880
@paleomagicksr.9880 Рік тому
As an earth science teacher for >30 years, John had me hooked at the word, "Rocks." 😂😂😂
@norman_james455
@norman_james455 4 місяці тому
I love how the main recurring theme in these web exclusives is John basically telling us, his viewers, that “I’m trolling you,” “I’m going to explicitly and repeatedly tell you that I’m trolling you,” and “I’m going to continuously insult you for subjecting yourself to my trolling.” He is truly the master of his craft.❤😂
@Evaunit98
@Evaunit98 Рік тому
The fact that John commissioned himself a fursona of himself as an otter is funny to me and being a furry myself I just love that
@catboy6451
@catboy6451 Рік тому
John is a furry. You cannot change my mind
@emilysmith2965
@emilysmith2965 Рік тому
Republicans: learn about furries ten years later than literally anyone on Tumblr Also Republicans: fail to appreciate that furries have had exactly zero effect on their lives in the time they didn’t know about them Conclusion: Republicans lack object permanence, and the only furry-adjacent being who can teach them this lesson is the Kool-Aid Man. (Drinksona.)
@annaairahala9462
@annaairahala9462 Рік тому
I'm not a furry, but it was refreshing seeing someone embrace it rather than just make fun
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 Рік тому
ChiJohn is my favorite thing ever
@buddywriggles
@buddywriggles Рік тому
@evaunit98 THE FURRY DAYS ARE OVER WHEN I'M GOVERNOR. ILY the opening was just there
@katie-allen
@katie-allen Рік тому
Honestly I’m a little disappointed that this didn’t end with John announcing that he had built his own Georgia Guidestones with “The Furry Days Are Over When I’m Governor” on them. He kind of let us down on this one
@evanchartrand6663
@evanchartrand6663 Рік тому
Alas, tis but a web exclusive
@dzd2371
@dzd2371 Рік тому
I was waiting for it at the end... Am a bit disappointed as well.
@TMS9918A
@TMS9918A Рік тому
I'm sure John looked into building it, but It probably wouldn't have been ready in time for the episode.
@jmontign1
@jmontign1 Рік тому
I'd settle for a 40ft concrete rendition of his fursona on a discount plot of land they bought somewhere.
@StephSunshineArtistry
@StephSunshineArtistry Рік тому
Right!? I was already thinking about people uncovering it in 10,000 years and trying to figure out what a furry is
@klutterkicker
@klutterkicker Рік тому
Current incredible headline for Kandiss Taylor: "Trump loyalist who lost Georgia governor primary with just 3.4% of the vote is refusing to admit defeat"
@jackadams3878
@jackadams3878 Рік тому
" who lost Georgia governor primary with just 3.4% of the vote" the sad part is you could have left this part out and we could have all put the rest of it together before we were even finished reading it
@1wildwackywoman
@1wildwackywoman Рік тому
Is it just me or when you see the word Kandiss, it reminds you of candy ass?
@danitho
@danitho Рік тому
🤣😂
@jackadams3878
@jackadams3878 Рік тому
@@1wildwackywoman "candy ass" i'm not sure if you did what you did on purpose...
@kevinmcconnell9426
@kevinmcconnell9426 Рік тому
If the thieves couldn’t get that 3.4% as well, how can they be trusted to run Georgia’s gubment?
@awillis2676
@awillis2676 Рік тому
Yes, it's hard to fight evil. But absolutely impossible to fight stupidity. And that's the scariest thing.
@denverarnold6210
@denverarnold6210 Рік тому
That's why we may never outlive the effect of Trump.
@IstasPumaNevada
@IstasPumaNevada 2 місяці тому
@@denverarnold6210 It's possible, it will just take a long while. Though it's important to note that Trump didn't start all this crap; he was only possible because the anti-intellectual, xenophobic, overton-window-shifting groundwork for all this has been being laid for decades, arguably over a century. If it wasn't Trump it would've been someone else. He just happened to be the person despicable and stupid enough to stand at the front at the right time.
@Hodoss
@Hodoss Рік тому
As a European, this was a wild ride. Like visiting an alternate dimension of ridiculousness and insanity.
@cruisepaige
@cruisepaige 3 місяці тому
That’s definitely the US. I live half time each in the US and Europe and when I go to the US it’s always even more bizarre than the last time.
@TARINunit9
@TARINunit9 Місяць тому
I'd like to remind you that the anti-vax movement started in Britain. The moment you think this can't happen to you, is the moment it happens to you; always stay on your guard
@Hodoss
@Hodoss Місяць тому
@@TARINunit9 Uh oh. Gotta visit Stonehenge quick before it's destroyed.
@jeffn9952
@jeffn9952 Місяць тому
​​@@cruisepaige"That's definitely the US. I live half time" -- Let me please stop you because you're literally describing the Dunning-Kruger effect. It should be mentioned for perspective that Kandiss received 3.4% of the vote in the Georgia Republican gubernatorial primary.
@owengette8089
@owengette8089 Рік тому
“with rocks, we must start with furries” “with furries we must start with the Georgia Primary” *straps seatbelt*
@ZoanBlade90
@ZoanBlade90 Рік тому
*Straps in as well* This is gonna be a ride, I can already tell.
@theokkali467
@theokkali467 Рік тому
@@ZoanBlade90 Where is the part about furries? I know that he says the quote at the start.
@djawesome3385
@djawesome3385 Рік тому
This is gonna be a good one.
@vinyl7764
@vinyl7764 Рік тому
@@theokkali467 you get to the seven-minute mark, yet?
@theokkali467
@theokkali467 Рік тому
@@vinyl7764 Gut there. Good art ngl.
@Lectrikfro
@Lectrikfro Рік тому
Honestly with this show's track record, when he got to the end proposing someone build new-less racist guide stones, I was surprised John hadn't already commissioned them
@KaladinVegapunk
@KaladinVegapunk Рік тому
Haha have a big reveal at the end, totally. What's really shocking is they found out recently Georgia is actually predominantly a blue state, but because of shady districts, severely limited polling places that ends up with super long lines, and it's a felony to provide water or food while they wait, it's like the epitome of a minority of far right hicks twisting things to get a vote The anti trans panic and furry fear crap that isn't even related to kids they invent out of nowhere is so insane haha, invent imaginary fears and rabid evangelical crazy crap while denying serious issues like climate change to drum up support..these people would be out of touch in the 1800s
@edwardchew5139
@edwardchew5139 Рік тому
I think it’s because it’s a web exclusive so no backing from HBO
@smolneko9294
@smolneko9294 Рік тому
​@@edwardchew5139 wait so the rocks don't have backing from hbo so *neither did the furry commission.* he bought that with his own money :)
@proto303
@proto303 Рік тому
@@smolneko9294 honestly, I’d love to see the artist’s reaction to that message.
@Dangic23
@Dangic23 Рік тому
I was waiting for John to reveal his own roadside attraction
@inf0phreak
@inf0phreak Рік тому
I remember that snake bus! It was an advertisement for Copenhagen Zoo. Very impressive paint job to make a square(-ish) bus look like it's being squeezed by a giant python IMO :)
@lisahenry20
@lisahenry20 9 місяців тому
I was going to mention that. That snake bus looks amazing!
@zeroisthebestalways
@zeroisthebestalways Рік тому
John, I don't know what you have have to do to appease Daddy HBO, but we need a follow up web exclusive. She did it John...I can't believe she did.
@zb3495
@zb3495 3 місяці тому
Are the furry days over?
@kiddo6393
@kiddo6393 12 днів тому
@@zb3495 I'll ask my furry friends
@sweetlorikeet
@sweetlorikeet Рік тому
Kandiss Taylor is an example of how it has become nearly impossible to tell if something is parody these days. I was so sure she was a fiction created by The Onion the first time I saw her.
@lizardog
@lizardog Рік тому
I really hope she's talking from some Conservative Xtian script. If she really thinks the government should be guided by religion she needs to run for office in Iran.
@415s30
@415s30 Рік тому
Jesus, babies, guns!! I can't believe we have to deal with these idiots.
@daveroche6522
@daveroche6522 Рік тому
Parody? YOU WISH! Simple test: if a candidate - ANY candidate - is as ugly on the inside as they are on the outside, they real...... (caveat: if they're Reptilian, they ugly on the inside anyway but tend to whisper their campaign message VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY LOUDLY.......). "THE BEAST IS YET TO COME (my invoice is in the mail)".....
@johnkesich8696
@johnkesich8696 Рік тому
One can only hope that the 3.4% who voted for Taylor knew nothing about her except that she wasn't Kemp or Perdue - sadly, that's not very likely.
@billermanthegreat
@billermanthegreat Рік тому
Remember Greg Gutfeld has a comedy show.
@QueerCripple
@QueerCripple Рік тому
"Men with lipstick and beards in high heels" is basically our founding fathers. Just missing the wigs.
@Maya_Pinion
@Maya_Pinion Рік тому
@martin stone .......when wives aren't home,and they keep lil bikini undies under those giant Marshal ( not Marshalls) 🤠 hats to fondle lovingly later,.....I heard......don't know if that's exactly the truth,BUT,that doesn't matter nowadays..😶
@slaplapdog
@slaplapdog Рік тому
Noice!
@monicaingram2970
@monicaingram2970 Рік тому
Wtw
@dancepiglover
@dancepiglover Рік тому
Good point!
@NotEnoughBooks
@NotEnoughBooks Рік тому
Heels, the only shoes designed to keep you out of pools of blood.
@fuzyfuzfuz2
@fuzyfuzfuz2 Рік тому
John Oliver is one of my favorite comedians! I never knew he was so good at mind reading though, because yes, I was thinking, "YOU PROMISED ME ROCKS!!! WHERE ARE MY ROCKS?" He's so brilliantly accurate ❤️
@hermeticbear
@hermeticbear Рік тому
I really hope John Oliver follows up on this with the Guidestones being demolished.
@whyamiwastingmytimeonthis
@whyamiwastingmytimeonthis Рік тому
Oh boy do I have news for you
@mechengr1731
@mechengr1731 Рік тому
​@@whyamiwastingmytimeonthislink please
@whyamiwastingmytimeonthis
@whyamiwastingmytimeonthis Рік тому
@@mechengr1731 sorry, I thought OP were saying they hope John Oliver himself demolishes the Guidestones
@scottmichaels1764
@scottmichaels1764 Рік тому
Not important.
@kamaucreque9566
@kamaucreque9566 Рік тому
My younger brother is a furry. Walking into his room the morning after I saw this and yelled, "The Furry days are over when I am governor" was the funniest shit I could've done. We both fell on the floor laughing
@noktilux4052
@noktilux4052 Рік тому
I am Asian and my family would be humiliated if my brother was a furry.
@kamaucreque9566
@kamaucreque9566 Рік тому
@@noktilux4052 I'm black so it's not much better over here lmao
@zenmasterorwhatever
@zenmasterorwhatever Рік тому
@God No I've had friends who were furries and I've learned a lot about them, they're a very misunderstood and publicly bullied fandom. Many people think it's inherently sexual but that's not true. There are no "rules" for being a furry other than being a big fan of anthropomorphic art. Everything else added onto that concept is what every individual joining the fandom makes of it for him/herself. Because of the ones who have made it sexual for themselves and have had the money to order or produce for themselves adult rated commissions from starving artists, and show off online, and because of online trolls, and bullies in the media seeking content to sensationalize for more views, it has the appearance of being predominately sexual when it's actually not. If you go to an actual furry meetup or convention, you will see what the furry fandom is about. Kids, families, people of all ages and professions, even doctors, lawyers and war veterans finding common ground in animalistic escapism and just being silly. Fursuits help people come out of their shells and fursuiters just love making people smile. At its core and it's very essence, furry is simply a beautiful and innocent thing and an incredible source of creativity.
@cerebraldreams4738
@cerebraldreams4738 Рік тому
@@zenmasterorwhatever - In other words, people who enjoy dressing up like animal mascots. Makes sense. I could even see that being a thing back in the 1970s.
@nebunecar
@nebunecar Рік тому
@@cerebraldreams4738 a furry here; yeah, kinda. Those costumes cost thousands though, so not all of us can do that, mostly it's just art
@ethanbell6762
@ethanbell6762 Рік тому
"The Furry Days are over when I'm Governor" is a level of hilarity on the level of "Don't Let transgender penguins fool you"
@js66613
@js66613 Рік тому
Agreed.
@at_oussama
@at_oussama Рік тому
“it turns the frogs gay” comes close
@greyjay5401
@greyjay5401 Рік тому
@@at_oussama i mean the water WAS actually turning the frogs transgender cause of some chemical so he wasn't far off. alex jones is still a nutjob tho
@demiurge2501
@demiurge2501 Рік тому
@@Digital-2_4_6 which one?
@Digital-2_4_6
@Digital-2_4_6 Рік тому
@@demiurge2501 ukposts.info/have/v-deo/jZ6EfYKNjnp8rWw.html at 9:30
@adityavardhanjain
@adityavardhanjain Рік тому
I keep coming back to this piece. It's one of the best one John has ever done.
@donaldpriola1807
@donaldpriola1807 2 місяці тому
This segment is proof that this is one of the greatest f*cking television programs of all time.
@Attikrow
@Attikrow Рік тому
John Oliver sharing a commissioned art piece of his own fursona was certainly something I was not expecting to wake up to this Monday morning
@gloriousexceptionalism2346
@gloriousexceptionalism2346 Рік тому
With two members 😵‍💫😵 Really appreciate the novelty of the bit
@monster-teeth5378
@monster-teeth5378 Рік тому
Can you IMAGINE being that artist, getting commissioned by John Oliver to draw his Otter fursona 😂😂😂
@Rattus-Norvegicus
@Rattus-Norvegicus Рік тому
There's that word again, fursona. It's magical in that it just simply makes sense. 🤯
@Nshadowtail
@Nshadowtail Рік тому
The best part is, you just KNOW that's not the only picture of that character out there. Not because he commissioned more than one, but because there is going to be *a lot* of fanart of John Otterver.
@cubsandculturemitch4250
@cubsandculturemitch4250 Рік тому
It was only a matter of time really. They have been building up to this a few times.
@tonysax7464
@tonysax7464 Рік тому
The cut when John starts counting to ten was fantastically done.
@leahliddle324
@leahliddle324 Рік тому
I like to imagine John just paused, explained the gag to the studio audience, and told them to laugh on 3 so that he could cut into the next bit.
@amymason156
@amymason156 Рік тому
@@leahliddle324 I like to imagine he just said after counting to one that he doesn't have time to count to ten and neither does the audience, so he's just going to say he did and move on while the editors deal with it.
@gretebremseth1622
@gretebremseth1622 Рік тому
@Titik Titik Go away bot!
@thenation1575
@thenation1575 Рік тому
😂😂😂 I loved that
@TooYoungToDie_TooOldToLive
@TooYoungToDie_TooOldToLive Рік тому
I came to the comments section looking for this. And if I didn’t see it, I would’ve made the comment. Good catch.
@superPINEAPPLEmonkey
@superPINEAPPLEmonkey Рік тому
This honestly might’ve been some of the best topic transitions I’ve seen.
@AlexFord
@AlexFord Рік тому
My god that string of puns and double entendres at the very end was hilarious and impressive. Well done script writers 😂
@chuckinchina6926
@chuckinchina6926 Рік тому
As a geology nut, the anticipation for rocks was unbearable
@knutthecute
@knutthecute Рік тому
Yeah, this was clickbait for us geologists!
@brianamaro2850
@brianamaro2850 Рік тому
So true!
@strayedarticle2838
@strayedarticle2838 Рік тому
is your name Hank?
@danielep.4076
@danielep.4076 Рік тому
3:11 was very accurate, i WAS watching because i was promised rocks, goddamit
@barrypizzdoff5579
@barrypizzdoff5579 Рік тому
@@strayedarticle2838 THEY'RE MINERALS!!!
@rosebrandon0
@rosebrandon0 Рік тому
When Oliver started to pitch the "why don't you build your own granite monument..." I absolutely expected him to follow up with, "Which is why that's exactly what we did."
@runed0s86
@runed0s86 Рік тому
Tune in next week for the granite monument I bet 😂
@NarkySawtooth.
@NarkySawtooth. Рік тому
It's a web segment and he already got the otter pic.
@TonySidaway
@TonySidaway Рік тому
This is not a show, it's just John talking to us, so he doesn't have the budget to do real life stuff like he does on the show. Having said that, this was one of the greatest bits of TV that were not really TV. But it would have been better if he had referred to that great geologist, Maud Pie. ukposts.info/have/v-deo/g56WgG59rqybt6c.html
@juzbunny
@juzbunny Рік тому
Give him time!
@ieradossantos
@ieradossantos Рік тому
Tune in right now
@mdlampi
@mdlampi 6 місяців тому
If the Guidestones survived an apocalypse, they could be a modern version of a Rosetta Stone for future archeologists.
@evanbranson9624
@evanbranson9624 Рік тому
Even UKposts's subtitles spelled her name Candace lol
@trentsage
@trentsage Рік тому
I'm honestly disappointed this didn't end with John announcing he had commissioned his own [state of his choice] guidestones in 7 different languages with ten vague commandments on them, with number ten being "The furry days are over when I'm governor."
@Hotspur37
@Hotspur37 Рік тому
I was thinking the same thing LoL
@fizgig2016
@fizgig2016 Рік тому
Give him a chance, likely it's in the works for the season finale.
@TimestampsOFFICIAL123
@TimestampsOFFICIAL123 Рік тому
Atleast at the end of the day John asked US to create our own guidestones.
@brittneyraeex3
@brittneyraeex3 Рік тому
I don’t think web exclusive get the same budget as his regular episodes or I bet he would have
@Mr3keestylee
@Mr3keestylee Рік тому
Yes, and I will be commissioning multiple fursona artworks of Adam Driver on the condition John is crowd-sourcing for 9 further suggestions 😀
@ratcrusher3251
@ratcrusher3251 Рік тому
Whats really funny is that the entire "litterbox" thing comes from a teacher who wanted to see how gullible people were. Some teacher made up the entire thing and claimed to be "fired" on video, published it, and waited a while. She proceeded to admit that it was to test how quickly people would believe something like that, leading to a scarily good success on her believability.
@PaladinGear15
@PaladinGear15 Рік тому
You could not pay me, or any furry I know to crap in a litterbox, it's never gonna happen! I'm sure there's some weirdo furries out there who would, hell I'm sure there's people fond of anime cat-eared girls have that exact fetish. But most of us are perfectly normal people who like cosplay and art. Not that I'm even fond of cosplay, but I do like the art xD
@ratcrusher3251
@ratcrusher3251 Рік тому
@@PaladinGear15 Yeah. I'm not a furry personally, but i'm friends with lots of them: They'd never do something wierd like that lmfao
@mroberts566
@mroberts566 Рік тому
@Rat Crusher, is that true? If so, it’s hilarious.
@snowwhite5842
@snowwhite5842 Рік тому
Shame on us then for believing what someone said. Where is the ministry of truth when you need them.
@riiswaters
@riiswaters Рік тому
Was it a white teacher?
@jamesappleman
@jamesappleman Місяць тому
I think this topic needs to be revisited. These specific rocks seem to have been destroyed.
@marcpeterson1092
@marcpeterson1092 5 днів тому
Was Kandiss the destroyer?
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 4 дні тому
@@marcpeterson1092 "Kandiss the Destroyer" sounds like a character out of a comic book.
@marcpeterson1092
@marcpeterson1092 4 дні тому
@@jpdemer5 Yep
@josephstewart324
@josephstewart324 Рік тому
Sadly enough, 3 weeks after Kandiss Owen's lost her Primary, "someone" planted explosions on the Georgia Guide Stones, and demolished them.
@sophiamarquis
@sophiamarquis Рік тому
Happily.
@Jamandabop
@Jamandabop Рік тому
As somebody who goes to the school that the furry-panic was about, it was fucking hilarious watching how it went from an April Fool's joke down at the middle school to a hot-button political issue in a week.
@gafls3151
@gafls3151 Рік тому
I think it's so sad that adults will jump to ridiculous conclusions and freak out and pontificate when all they have to do is ask kids why they are doing something. no wonder kids tend to think adults don't really care about them.
@Isosyth
@Isosyth Рік тому
@@gafls3151 But the freaking out is the point, why ruin perfectly good outrage with things like "reality"?
@ct5625
@ct5625 Рік тому
This is what Republican politics has boiled down to, though. I swear they spend 8 hours a day on conspiracy theory websites building their political policy from memes posted by 12 year olds. This is why so many Republicans appear to be clinically insane.
@carnelianfox5010
@carnelianfox5010 Рік тому
So they were the real April Fools?
@valentintapata2268
@valentintapata2268 Рік тому
@@carnelianfox5010 Why limiting it only on April?
@PanzerYeena
@PanzerYeena Рік тому
The funniest part about the whole furry outrage is the fact that some people evidently think that a fursuit is something any child can just casually afford. If a child is wearing a fursuit, you should be asking the parents some questions.
@Ikajo
@Ikajo Рік тому
Or they are the school mascot 🙃
@kpepperl319
@kpepperl319 Рік тому
Halloween
@saylolcool
@saylolcool Рік тому
just wanted to mention that the story was fake but you raise a good point. Those furry suits are hella expensive $$
@PanzerYeena
@PanzerYeena Рік тому
@@saylolcool Now imagine buying one every year since you're outgrowing them like crazy.
@thomascattington1660
@thomascattington1660 Рік тому
I'm 55 years old. Ever since Ronnie Raygun got installed by huge amounts of dark money the same has been true of any fringe looney with $$$ and a crazy issue. Welfare queens that didn't exist. Every other sort of lie to get into office to serve the wealthy. Furries? I don't really care. That woman? Makes my skin crawl. Do I think she cares one bit about furries, guns, Jesus, or anything else but money and power. Strong no. She'll say anything to get power and wealth.
@larrysmith1966
@larrysmith1966 6 місяців тому
Getting mad about being tricked into watching a video about Georgia Republicans only to realize I am exactly the mark that this caper was designed for. Worth the click. 😂
@NettaWitDaHoops
@NettaWitDaHoops 5 місяців тому
my family is from Elbert County. I am DELIGHTED by this.
@_Baku
@_Baku Рік тому
John Oliver may be the only man on the face of the planet to write off his furry art commission as a business expense.
@sholem_bond
@sholem_bond Рік тому
I really want to know who got commissioned by Last Week Tonight to draw an official John Oliver fursona
@CrunchyCrowe
@CrunchyCrowe Рік тому
Objectively it is funny, but fun fact! - i actually do furry art as a business full time and I can write off commissions as part of my networking and advertising budget, and that's just me! There are surprisingly a lot of legit reasons to write off commissioning an artist as part of a business, no matter how furry the art is, so it happens more commonly than you might think!
@seigeengine
@seigeengine Рік тому
@@CrunchyCrowe I mean, people incorrectly doing their taxes is also extremely common.
@someonerandom704
@someonerandom704 Рік тому
@@CrunchyCrowe Just gotta say that the art you do is actually really important for longevity. Keep it up lol
@edwarddeguzman3258
@edwarddeguzman3258 Рік тому
Actually HBO is the one paying for it, and it’s they accountants that have to justify it John probably looked at the yearly production budget and saw he had an extra 1000 for it
@scotts5308
@scotts5308 Рік тому
John : "We are off this week" and proceeds with a 17 min show. What dedication!
@Swapna9
@Swapna9 Рік тому
Did John address uvalde shooting? I didn't see any episode on that
@mangolassi_.
@mangolassi_. Рік тому
@@Swapna9 It just happened and, as he says in this video, the show is currently off. So obviously he hasn't.
@jasmineblocker103
@jasmineblocker103 Рік тому
How can you take a week off when the jokes just write themselves?
@waynefisher4327
@waynefisher4327 Рік тому
Rare form sir, rare form John. But they are making your job a bit easier.
@marks99999
@marks99999 Рік тому
Too early, the facts have not been developed, nor the conspiracy theories.
@ghostlytavern129
@ghostlytavern129 Рік тому
As a furry I literally crack up at the things old people come up with when they hear about us. First off I dress up as a fly sometimes to cope with severe ptsd it’s only slightly better than edibles. I love being a furry sometimes the community can be a huge hit or miss. So Kandiss, would you like to see me in my bunny fursuit or my fly fursuit?
@npc6817
@npc6817 Рік тому
I... never even considered the possibilty of fly furries... like I'm playing with the concept in my mind but I just can't find a way to anthropomorphize a fly. What the hell does your fly sona look like
@louieo.blevinsmusic4197
@louieo.blevinsmusic4197 Рік тому
Do you dress up as a fly because it makes the world/yourself seem smaller? Maybe the fact flies don’t have time nor can think about anything that happened to them milliseconds before? Personally to deal with my PTSD I’ll get in small spaces. Like climb into a bathtub and close the curtain. I also started writing songs a few years back. Sorry that you’ve got PTSD. Mine had held me back for so long my brain broke for like a week once. 😂 After that I realized we only live once, sold all my shit, decided to write an album (soon to be finished), and will soon be traveling the states busking/playing small venues. Thought about train hopping but with a Martin…..yeah….no.
@cruisepaige
@cruisepaige 3 місяці тому
Old people INVENTED furries, hun.
@SiRenfield
@SiRenfield Рік тому
Can confirm that “The Furry Days Are Over When I’m Governor” is really fun to say, recently sent that last image of the phrase carved in stone to a friend of mine who’s a furry as a WTF good morning message which he found hilarious but also went “Y’know what, it’s better if I have ZERO context” (he’s European and while somewhat politically aware, it’s not like he follows EVERY single American election)
@HM4Hill
@HM4Hill Рік тому
Watching a whole ass senator try to calmly explain a furry has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen
@someonerandom704
@someonerandom704 Рік тому
he's so wrong too lol, if someone tried to show him actual furry art I don't think he'd be able to eat for a week lol
@Widdekuu91
@Widdekuu91 Рік тому
The furry community appreciates it when you distinguish the fetish-side and the cosplay-side though. I know two furries that are into cosplaying a furry for the fact that as a cat/dog, you're not a "sexy" human. Nobody sees your face or shape, but they respond to a friendly face. It's how they like to socialize. The sex-,part of the image of furries has damaged their social interaction. I am not a furry, but I do create cosplays and I know how much time goes into a costume. Sharing drawings of horny antropomorphic dogs is one thing, but believe me, a sexfantasy is not enough motivation to create a hyperrealistic wolfmask with expensive glass eyes and an automaticly waving tail and small ventilator for overheating. That's dedication coming from the love of the "fursona" (persona.) Their alter ego.
@someonerandom704
@someonerandom704 Рік тому
@@Widdekuu91 that's very true. Furries didn't even start as a fetish thing, just an art thing. Yes, fetishes play a big role, but it's not the heart of the movement.
@SamWeltzin
@SamWeltzin Рік тому
@@someonerandom704 Yeah, we're not really any hornier than anyone else. The bulk of the fandom comes from identity and the exploration thereof. The reason people think it's all about the sex stuff with us is because we're a very sex-positive community and far more willing to talk about/depict sex stuff than the average person, who tends to keep their weird-ass fantasies repressed. This open expression tends to freak out normies, so it gets more attention. Plus, a lot of the stuff we draw is really damn weird, so there's that too.
@amandacrawford7340
@amandacrawford7340 Рік тому
it is the most "oh hun" thing i have ever seen in my life!
@jy3n2
@jy3n2 Рік тому
When I hear "no more furries in schools", my first thought isn't "they're getting rid of litter boxes", it's "they're getting rid of the football mascot." This might be because I have half a goddamn clue what furries are.
@ontil68
@ontil68 Рік тому
I thought the same dayum thing... Fkn nutters... 😂😂😂
@darkshadowrule2952
@darkshadowrule2952 Рік тому
I was thinking little Lucy on her way to school wearing cute cat ear headphones only for Kandiss to smash through the wall like the Koolaid man with a hammer in one hand to smash the ears and an arrest warrant in the other
@ontil68
@ontil68 Рік тому
@@darkshadowrule2952 and don't forget they'll arrest her parents for being devil worshipers... 😏
@darkshadowrule2952
@darkshadowrule2952 Рік тому
@@ontil68 charge the teachers for grooming, just for good measures
@marcmielke
@marcmielke Рік тому
The furries are the football mascot who gets much too in-character and sleeps in the suit.
@alanvatcher8374
@alanvatcher8374 3 місяці тому
Thanks John and company!
@jameshouck7462
@jameshouck7462 3 місяці тому
Great show. Knowledge is power and truth is the catalyst of the two!
@PinataFreaks
@PinataFreaks Рік тому
Kandiss Taylor did indeed lose. And she immediately started claiming voter fraud and refused to concede.
@its_w4yne
@its_w4yne Рік тому
Well that was unexpected...
@fanasful
@fanasful Рік тому
@@its_w4yne tbh that is a very expected move.
@tegantalks9612
@tegantalks9612 Рік тому
Like a true Trump follower lol
@101m4n
@101m4n Рік тому
Yeah, that checks out 🙄
@RSAgility
@RSAgility Рік тому
This is the go to position now for politicians all over the world. After trump, the concept of satire or parody has been obliterated. Did you lose in anything...? Just claim & blame fraud, cheats, illegals, lie etc. with no evidence, clean your hands & you're good. The sheep will do the work for you. As long as you can tie up the system wasting time talking, the important stuff doesn't happen, and you will effectively do what you wanted, stop progress, anyway you can. Just keep "the conversation" going so no action is ever taken... ...and done, go home happy that you're literally draining the systems of money and time and effectively slowing down progress, so whenever it's your turn in power, you can say.... "see how 'they 'got nothing done!? but I will, I alone can fix things!" then the smart voices who are never heard say: "this isn't about sides But it was 'you' who made sure 'they' couldn't get anything done, good or bad, so what's with the brag? why brag that you were responsible (through action or inaction) for over thousands of deaths by stopping or slowing down the passing of say, an important medical bill or law that would save lives or help the poor? Why is blocking progress & human rights an achievement to the right? Religious beliefs tend to reverse everything.
@nelethewitch
@nelethewitch Рік тому
As a german, I got instantly icky feels at the reproductive line. It was so weirdly specific, that I thought it might be racist/eugenics shit. And damnit, my gut feeling was right.
@samwindmill8264
@samwindmill8264 Рік тому
Republikaner sind völlig verrückt
@xdrowssap4456
@xdrowssap4456 Рік тому
honestly the stones are pretty freaky
@eemoogee160
@eemoogee160 Рік тому
Overpopulation is giving the planet a more than icky feeling.
@mitchmiecielica5017
@mitchmiecielica5017 Рік тому
@@eemoogee160 you spelled capitalism wrong
@joghurtodor4528
@joghurtodor4528 Рік тому
Mismanagement of resources is a bit worse. Overpopulation is blaming the people and not the systems in place, like abundant food becoming food waste daily that would steadily feed countries or other unsustainable factors. It’s really interesting to delve into, if you ever have the time.
@stevefilms1997
@stevefilms1997 Рік тому
I do definitely agree this is better than what he puts on TV. He really goes wild and it’s great.
@keldaogg2157
@keldaogg2157 Рік тому
"To Serve Man" It's a COOKBOOK!
@GdoubleWB
@GdoubleWB Рік тому
The Georgia Guidestones point to one of my favourite tropes about conspiracy theorists: How stupidly obvious they think the clues are. Like the woman that pointed out that "Delta Omicron" was an anagram for "Media Control", as if the Deep State was capable of controlling the fate of the world, but couldn't resist hiding the details of their plan in Sunday morning Word Jumbles.
@kereminde
@kereminde Рік тому
It's like all villainous plots have to follow at least the same level of self-sabotage as the Riddler had to...
@johncatty6560
@johncatty6560 Рік тому
Yeah, the "chemtrail" believers point to the >40 year old "Stone Henge" of Georgia claiming "they" want to kill billions of humans by "spraying chemicals". When you point out that the population grew from approx. 4.5 billion then to almost 8 billion now, these nuts will call you "paid troll" :D
@sonkeschmidt2027
@sonkeschmidt2027 Рік тому
You have to understand that if you are under average in intelligence, then the world appears to be a very threatening place. Because then more than half the people in the world understand the world in more detail than you do. Just think about how you felt as a kid and then imagine how you still feel like that as an adult knowing that this feeling won't go away because you will not get any smarter in this life, only ever the other way round. So there are loads of people who you know can harm, trick and manipulate you to their will and you can't see it coming or prevent it, simply because they outsmart you. And I'm not talking about hawkings and Einsteins who you are never going to meet anyway, I'm talking about avarage people. And those exist in masses. Can you emphasize with how threatening the world must be for these people? Can you understand how obvious it is to see the whole population as controlled by invisible shadow man, as average people already act on a level of detail and complexity they can't comprehend? Think about how empowered they feel recognizing these simple patterns, finding a semblance of order in their anxiety ridden life and understand their level of cognitive abilities and how dependent it makes them. As I said, the curse of a child that will never grow up but not being mentally disabled enough to be unaware of that. Can you begin to understand just how afraid these people are? It feels very very uncomfortable to be at the wrong end of evolution. So what does the dog do when he is afraid? He barks and hopes there are other dogs who will come to bark with him so that he is not forgotten in the dark and eaten by the wolfs. Understand the responsibility you wield because you are probably one of those wolfes. You have real power over those people which you are unaware of. That's why they try to bark at you and make you afraid. But if you keep your distance you can see the little unloved and terrified child that is screaming at the wind.... I don't mean this as an insult but as a humbling acceptance of reality. They bark to make your afraid and therefore reactive. Don't let them pull you down and lower your intelligence. Win through understanding, you don't fear what you understand.
@ct5625
@ct5625 Рік тому
I personally love the Conspiracy Theorist belief that the Illuminati sends messages by placing symbols in music videos and Disney movies for weirdos on the Internet to see and "decode". You'd think an "all powerful" group of evil billionaires would be able to use email.
@ZombieBarioth
@ZombieBarioth Рік тому
She was smart enough to recognize it as code, yet too full of it to realize its the Greek alphabet. It literally spells do. If there actually were a conspiracy these people just make the job easier.
@shroomyk
@shroomyk Рік тому
I have to admit I expected John to build his own granite astrological clock.
@ForestRaptor
@ForestRaptor Рік тому
I wonder how much it cost to make that original one vs how much it would cost to do one now... any experts?
@northernnaysayer1240
@northernnaysayer1240 Рік тому
@@ForestRaptor hundred of thousands back in the day, millions today. Its expensive to get stone so large and perfectly tooled, shows the skills of a very skilled mason.
@Peronioz
@Peronioz Рік тому
Give him a few weeks, it's probably under production.
@djchaiwallah
@djchaiwallah Рік тому
He is welcome to do it here on my property in rural Georgia. There's zebras, camels, donkeys, llamas, buffalo, bison, and cattle on my road too as an added bonus.
@tovekauppi1616
@tovekauppi1616 Рік тому
Not for a web exclusive though.
@coyote-bird1801
@coyote-bird1801 2 місяці тому
As a geologist who is also a fan of John Oliver, this video was a rollercoaster
@denisemadigan1038
@denisemadigan1038 3 місяці тому
I'm gonna name my next metal album, Jesus, Guns, Babys!😂❤
@DavidJamesHenry
@DavidJamesHenry Рік тому
Fun fact, in the 1970s Batman television show, every time Batman and Robin got into the Batmobile, a camera angle would show them buckling their bat-seatbelts. This was meant as a public educational tool to teach children the safety procedures they should follow before watching an episode of Last Week Tonight.
@TheLemon333
@TheLemon333 Рік тому
1966-68 btw
@LexYeen
@LexYeen Рік тому
@@TheLemon333 Shhhhh, I want to learn more about the timeline they came from!
@AdrianColley
@AdrianColley Рік тому
Eugenics monoliths to power! Furries to speed!
@imsmolandangery4274
@imsmolandangery4274 Рік тому
I love that kids TV shows can't have dangerous behaviour that could be imitated by children but if a kid can't do it it's fine, so you can fight gangsters and crime clowns but you buckle your seat belt first
@danielbrant6740
@danielbrant6740 Рік тому
Seems funny that another Batman uses the complete opposite lesson of _"LIFE DOESN'T GIVE YOU SEAT BELTS!"_
@joshyoerger5271
@joshyoerger5271 Рік тому
"what they do do is" while talking about litter boxes is an underrated (and possibly unintentional) joke.
@elissaraptor
@elissaraptor Рік тому
I thought the same and I assumed it was on purpose for those of us who would stop to go "heh, doodoo"
@NinjaXchacha15
@NinjaXchacha15 Рік тому
I could smell a poo joke a mile away. 😏
@ilarious5729
@ilarious5729 Рік тому
Oh hey I wasn't sure I got that right cause I'm not a native English speaker and after reading your comment I'm truly proud of my English skills lol
@mho...
@mho... Рік тому
Half a year later & i still feel underinformed about the true Nature of Rocks!
@RobertMichael
@RobertMichael Рік тому
The snake candies bit was under appreciated
@SidheKnight
@SidheKnight Рік тому
The joke about supply-side economics was excellent.
@clumsiii
@clumsiii Рік тому
googling econ - ohhh
@Gobtik
@Gobtik Рік тому
Though a far more amusing response to "no more fairy tales in schools" would be "so why do you want to put Jesus in schools"?
@drchicken2477
@drchicken2477 Рік тому
@@Gobtik I disagree. That's alright, but it's also kind of low effort. The economics joke is much better.
@dannyarcher6370
@dannyarcher6370 Рік тому
The world would be in much better shape if schools WERE actually teaching supply-side economics. Instead, we are saddled with Keynesian BS which is causing all the economic shit the world is going through right now.
@SidheKnight
@SidheKnight Рік тому
​@@dannyarcher6370 The US is not a keynesian economy by any stretch. It's one of the most neoliberal countries in the world. Meanwhile, people in Western Europe and especially Scandinavia have a much better quality of life thanks to.. keynesian economics. Huh. Also: " _BS which is causing all the economic shit the world is going through right now_ " You know the great recession was caused by neoliberalism and the deregulation of the financial sector, right?
@Bronxboyproductions
@Bronxboyproductions Рік тому
Well, I’ll be damned. She really demolished the Georgia Guidestones.
@FairlyCharmedonEtsy
@FairlyCharmedonEtsy Рік тому
Here’s hoping her stupid arse is charged for it. Label her a co-conspirator or something.
@csn583
@csn583 Рік тому
Yyyepp, that just happened. They were seriously disliked by the sort of people who express their grievances with IEDs. Jesus. Guns. Babies.
@Sahri81
@Sahri81 Рік тому
This is what stupidity leads to. They got a conspiracy nutter as governor so this was bound to happen.
@airbnbreviews693
@airbnbreviews693 Рік тому
You should read the conspiracy-laden comments on those videos. Apparently its a sign of the end times, a false flag operation, done by lizard people, etc. This world is full of morons.
@broken12smiles
@broken12smiles Рік тому
See this is why we can't have nice things.
@abbysomnia624
@abbysomnia624 Рік тому
This was an absolute wild ride from start to finish.
@ks4694
@ks4694 8 місяців тому
Even a year ago, after these rocks dun got blown up, this one still slaps.
@hailonyourparade
@hailonyourparade Рік тому
Been saying "The furry days are over when I'm governor!" every time I walk into a room. Sadly it took little time for my cats to realize I wasnt serious.
@googiegress7459
@googiegress7459 Рік тому
[ELECTRIC TRIMMER SOUNDS INTENSIFY]
@placebojesus5652
@placebojesus5652 Рік тому
Furry days are here again
@YukiKitty
@YukiKitty 5 місяців тому
TwoSentenceHorror
@FoodNerds
@FoodNerds 4 місяці тому
😂😂😂😂
@FoodNerds
@FoodNerds 4 місяці тому
@@placebojesus5652 🎶🎶
@jackfelder2560
@jackfelder2560 Рік тому
“I’m gonna talk about rocks, but I’m first gonna have to lay some significant groundwork.” I see what you did there…
@yopueelin7300
@yopueelin7300 Рік тому
Oh, wow, I'm slow! Thanks for the enlightenment! 😅
@Maya_Pinion
@Maya_Pinion Рік тому
He's a sly devil sometimes....
@dare2liv_nlove
@dare2liv_nlove Рік тому
"Ramp up". 😂
@wildfire9280
@wildfire9280 Рік тому
@@Maya_Pinion Otter, more like.
@Rugelacharugula
@Rugelacharugula 4 місяці тому
*FYI:* On July 6 2022, the guidestones were bombed in an act of vandalism, and local authorities removed what remained later that day.
@user-cr6qv1bn2u
@user-cr6qv1bn2u Місяць тому
Must be antifa
@aub660
@aub660 Рік тому
Came back just to see comments about the guidestones being blown up
@TheAmazingphenomenon
@TheAmazingphenomenon Рік тому
At the end I was expecting John to say "...and the reason I know this, is because we built our own functioning calendar in rural wherever and inscribed the teachings of our Lady of Perpetual Excemption on it".
@NelsonDemifur
@NelsonDemifur Рік тому
Not on his week off. But it could always happen
@Charlie-ss2ko
@Charlie-ss2ko Рік тому
As a geologist my heart fluttered when he said rocks, only to be disappointed when I found out it was about the Georgia Guidestones
@jcsgodmother
@jcsgodmother Рік тому
They whole thing ends with a bang.
@sylvesteruchia5263
@sylvesteruchia5263 Рік тому
Lol 😂. They gone now.
@crinkly.love-stick
@crinkly.love-stick Рік тому
I was disappointed, too. But let's be honest, he would've spent most of that time rambling on about gabbro being cooler than basalt, all while totally avoiding the fact that chalcedony blows everything else out of the water
@eliasmg9144
@eliasmg9144 Рік тому
@@crinkly.love-stick an otter wrote this and is probably in love with John Oliver's fursona
@peetfaas1340
@peetfaas1340 Рік тому
the guy in the audience laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ErnestGaskin
@ErnestGaskin Рік тому
i wonder if the John Oliver effect makes things blow up now. and if so, if he would be so kind and do a piece about pipelines
@louieo.blevinsmusic4197
@louieo.blevinsmusic4197 Рік тому
As well as Steven Crowder’s studio, Ben Shapiro’s studio, Tucker Carlson’s pants, every politician ever, Jordan Hare Stadium, (that one’s just for me) every Wal-Mart… Man, I could go on.
@jasonthesnow
@jasonthesnow Рік тому
“Must be able to survive cataclysmic events” Well that didn’t age wonderfully
@rhyhaggen336
@rhyhaggen336 Рік тому
I think it meant floods tornados hurricanes tremors that may occur in georgia, not bombs
@Ozymandias1
@Ozymandias1 Рік тому
@@rhyhaggen336 It was built to survive a nuclear war
@rhyhaggen336
@rhyhaggen336 Рік тому
@@Ozymandias1 the fallout maybe, but not a nuclear explosion, this was no atomic bunker kinda thing, besides if you really think about it, large ordenance would bring this monument to pieces, but yeah i get ur point....
@yuta5994
@yuta5994 Рік тому
@@Ozymandias1 the funny thing is that stone now blown up.. few hrs ago..
@bethanyscarbrough3416
@bethanyscarbrough3416 Рік тому
Is it too late for him to get his money back?
@drawerganizer785
@drawerganizer785 Рік тому
John picked a species, came up with a fursona, and commissioned art. He now fits the definition of being a furry.
@Faolan-qe9vl
@Faolan-qe9vl Рік тому
so he does :D
@masterball778
@masterball778 Рік тому
And with that, he lost any Republican watchers he had left. Doubt he had that many left at this point, but they're certainly gone now
@whiteraven181
@whiteraven181 Рік тому
@@masterball778 Don't underestimate the viewership of hate-watchers
@richardsmith2719
@richardsmith2719 Рік тому
I don’t know if that cuts my respect for him in half, or quadruples it.
@ernststravoblofeld
@ernststravoblofeld Рік тому
He's famously been a bird.
@TalhaOzcanDc
@TalhaOzcanDc Рік тому
thanks for the great shows Oliver
@survivormary1126
@survivormary1126 Місяць тому
Haven't had a full belly laugh in a long time. Thanks John!
@Coretempest
@Coretempest Рік тому
What will that biker do now? I'm concerned about his weekly energy absorption.
@Karlach_
@Karlach_ Рік тому
Conservatives always find something that's "satanic" and "evil". I'm sure it won't take him long to find something else
@jcsgodmother
@jcsgodmother Рік тому
He has to find a new meaning to his life.
@louhortonsculpture
@louhortonsculpture Рік тому
Me too!
@strawbarry7834
@strawbarry7834 Рік тому
"Big ball of twine, I'm comin' for ya!"
@pattheplanter
@pattheplanter Рік тому
Perhaps more energy leaks out of the broken bits?
@kathleenmccrory9883
@kathleenmccrory9883 Рік тому
This was funny, but I could have gone my whole life without knowing Kandiss Taylor ever existed. Lol.
@steemlenn8797
@steemlenn8797 Рік тому
Unfortunately I already know about her. I still haven't figured out what she thinkgs Jesus had to say about the usage of guns on babies though.
@missgolgistain5801
@missgolgistain5801 Рік тому
@@steemlenn8797 It's kinda funny how your politicians always mention Jesus and then continue to be total jerks.
@jeffryphillipsburns
@jeffryphillipsburns Рік тому
@@steemlenn8797 Or what guns have to say about Jesus and babies, or babies have to say about Jesus and guns. Then there’s the question of whether this person knows what the word “babies” actually means. I suspect she is conflating babies and fetuses.
@Mondfischli
@Mondfischli Рік тому
@@steemlenn8797 ...and I thought he was a carpenter 🤔
@vincentavangogh3636
@vincentavangogh3636 Рік тому
Yeah, me too. I'm glad she didn't win though. She's obviously unhinged.
@patricktally8826
@patricktally8826 7 місяців тому
For an "off" week, this Episode slayed!!!!!🤟'rocks!'
@LerockJohn
@LerockJohn 2 місяці тому
And this is why good writers are essentials for a good show!
@erikholmysti
@erikholmysti Рік тому
Only Jon Oliver can promise Rocks as a subject and totally get people to clap and cheer for it with honest excitement “you promised us Rocks!”
@jamesbutler8821
@jamesbutler8821 Рік тому
Who doesn't love rocks? They are the John Lennon of the Earth's quartet of rock, dirt, water and lava.
@scottterry5927
@scottterry5927 Рік тому
Not just rocks but specific rocks
@wikidclownchris
@wikidclownchris Рік тому
@@scottterry5927 I still have a rock that my little cousin gave me randomly when she was like 3-4 She came in my room and just handed me a rock
@Ghalaghor_McAllistor
@Ghalaghor_McAllistor Рік тому
And rocks we got.
@OutdoorLonghair
@OutdoorLonghair Рік тому
Holy smokes a 17 minute web exclusive! Thanks John and crew.
@someone_one_one
@someone_one_one Рік тому
it would have been longer but no one needs to see a middle aged man count to ten!
@mariobe3674
@mariobe3674 Рік тому
*crew was off, I imagine for this holiday.
@katrinaketel7978
@katrinaketel7978 3 місяці тому
Well that was a roller coaster of emotion. lol
@The987654321andy
@The987654321andy Рік тому
if only HBO had the budget for a few tons of granite to be placed somewhere lol.....
@robertlembo
@robertlembo Рік тому
7:19 The irony of a woman who more than likely wants prayer in public schools tweeting out, "Public school is for academics not fairy tales." is hilarious.
@hiatusfromtheworld
@hiatusfromtheworld Рік тому
What i thought
@wilkinlow
@wilkinlow Рік тому
You’re telling me Jesus ain’t real? Guess I’ll go to hell
@beadybaby
@beadybaby Рік тому
BABIES! GUNS! JESUS!
@NWPaul72
@NWPaul72 Рік тому
@@beadybaby Gummies! Bans! Genies!
@heinuchung8680
@heinuchung8680 Рік тому
Until the Muslim kid gets in front and tells everyone to praise allah the one true god.
@alextwt5901
@alextwt5901 Рік тому
thank you john, for addressing the real hard hitting issues
@Woozlewuzzleable
@Woozlewuzzleable Рік тому
Yeah, also furries and Air Bud.
@arthurmartin4616
@arthurmartin4616 Рік тому
Just don't take his enthusiasm for granite
@user-fg3xw6wd6i
@user-fg3xw6wd6i Рік тому
Ba dum-tss
@sofiadri2638
@sofiadri2638 Рік тому
I think he was very sharp
@brandonayong5823
@brandonayong5823 Рік тому
I feel like this is a theme he is having this year. Recently he did " Airbud" ( one of his greatest) " Subway" And now " Rocks" 😂😂😂
@DatGinnga
@DatGinnga 2 місяці тому
I saw this and my legitimate reaction was “aw fuck yeah!” 😂
@gustavouchida1
@gustavouchida1 Місяць тому
This piece is solid gold. Thanks John Oliver, for opening America for the world to see,
@kat-rau.
@kat-rau. Рік тому
I need these web exclusives to become increasingly more and more unhinged as John descends into madness.
@LvGoddess89
@LvGoddess89 Рік тому
For sure; ABsoFuckinlutely!
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer Рік тому
He's sort of descending into madness with our country... ... It's ok. It'll be okay.
@k-popbiased1058
@k-popbiased1058 Рік тому
I think you’re getting your wish
@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 Рік тому
sanity looks like madness in our Mirror Mirror purgatory planet
@seattlegrrlie
@seattlegrrlie Рік тому
and more ferries (autocorrect rejected "furries" and I'm going to leave the change for the fun of it)
@knucklejoe8
@knucklejoe8 Рік тому
Message to future viewers: That thing, the Georgia Guidestone, "capable of withstanding catastrophic events"? It got blown up. Then the rest of it was torn down because it became a health hazard.
@sablechicken
@sablechicken Рік тому
It's a pile of rocks now...so very important for John Oliver to bring that up just a little over a month before the Guidestones become a pile of rocks.
@rhyhaggen336
@rhyhaggen336 Рік тому
Indeed, why destroy it tho
@rmpumper
@rmpumper Рік тому
@@rhyhaggen336 Vanilla ISIS, that's why.
@rhyhaggen336
@rhyhaggen336 Рік тому
@Dean Ambrose well, i know the reason(s) behind it, my point is "why".... the "rocks" have little effect on anyones life, dont improve, dont interfere, dont do no nothing at all but just have a few msgs in different languages... so "why" bother... is like bombing a dry well from the 1800s or an delapidated railroad from early 1900s or a decommissiined cellphone tower from 2000s... If this is the case, ppl will flee USA because of these bunch of fanatics doing what their "leaders" are saying to win electoral votes... politics are "killing" the american dream........ That and the mass killings due gunfire.... not going to address gun control, cuz i do approve having access to guns to defend ur household, but not to get 20 different guns rifles flamethrowers and the like just cuz the constitution says so... its 2022, not 1776...
@dannybeane2069
@dannybeane2069 Рік тому
@Dean Ambrose While no suspect has come forward. I get the feeling it was blown up for its "satanic" message and not the fact it was commissioned by a eugenic KKK supporter.
@dorianlindberg1662
@dorianlindberg1662 Рік тому
The middle of the video time travel intrerruption was incredible. Well Done.
@TheWeirdTalesPodcast
@TheWeirdTalesPodcast Рік тому
Aw man. I wonder what 3-5 Times A Week guy does 3-5 Times A Week NOW.
@FaeiryneFaun
@FaeiryneFaun Рік тому
John: We're off this week, but- Also John: *presents 20 minute segment*
@mookinbabysealfurmittens
@mookinbabysealfurmittens Рік тому
DON'T QUESTION IT! HE'S TALKING ABOUT ROCKS! >:C
@Keith-sh4lo
@Keith-sh4lo Рік тому
@@mookinbabysealfurmittens If only he was talking about something else rock-like.
@macaryl95
@macaryl95 Рік тому
17
@mookinbabysealfurmittens
@mookinbabysealfurmittens Рік тому
@@Keith-sh4lo Yeahhh... "20" minutes was too long for you?
@mediokay508
@mediokay508 Рік тому
This is what happens when you leave John Oliver unsupervised in the studio.
@jeffreykipperman6894
@jeffreykipperman6894 Рік тому
True story, I'm a Jewish person who lived in Georgia in 2020, and one day I found a giant Nazi swastika flag on the side of the highway. Really none of what John Oliver reported here is surprising to me!
@anaceautistic9447
@anaceautistic9447 Рік тому
I used to live in Georgia and people at my school would constantly be jokingly doing the nazi salute, I found a swastika on the bleachers, and every day kids would chant ”build that wall” in Spanish class. Georgia is fun like that.
@DizzyBusy
@DizzyBusy Рік тому
I thought Atlanta is one of the more open-minded cities in the US?
@deaf-tomcat
@deaf-tomcat Рік тому
@@DizzyBusy there can exist safe havens in bad areas.
@philip8498
@philip8498 Рік тому
@@DizzyBusy atlanta is also probably the only part of georgia that isnt the ruralest rural area that has ever ruraled.
@NarkySawtooth.
@NarkySawtooth. Рік тому
We got them on auto repair shops in Tulsa. Along with a recurring seasonal ad where Santa says the Jews are stealing Christmas.
@SJxPVR
@SJxPVR Рік тому
The only man I can listen to for 45mins talk about rocks 🤣
@Snugggg
@Snugggg 11 місяців тому
was really really hoping that John actually commissioned the stone blocks stating "the furry days are over when I'm governor" and had them installed in South Georgia.
@shelbyherring92
@shelbyherring92 Рік тому
Rocks, Furries, and Georgia Republicans? I'm ready. *John's team commissioned a furry artist to draw him as a sexy 80s/90s dad otter?* Okay, I wasn't ready.
@LexYeen
@LexYeen Рік тому
I was. ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
@snakeasylum7411
@snakeasylum7411 Рік тому
Are you really surprised after he spent thousands of dollars on rat erotica?
@mookinbabysealfurmittens
@mookinbabysealfurmittens Рік тому
Hbomberguy is going to be _so_ upset!
@razorburn645
@razorburn645 Рік тому
Some artist on FA: I'm moving up in the world!
@pollytix7271
@pollytix7271 Рік тому
Gotta wonder if he never gets tired or embarrassed of appealing to all kinds of degenerates.
@casualwoomy
@casualwoomy Рік тому
i have a feeling john really wanted to make a full episode this week and just said "fuck it, ill do it anyways and disguise it as a web exclusive"
@alexandercaires5921
@alexandercaires5921 Рік тому
Possibly. But if you pause the video right before he announces the possible creator of the Georgia Guidestone; it's just a little longer (two minutes?) than a long web exclusive episode.
@CharlonClarke
@CharlonClarke Рік тому
Either way it was so nice of him to do this... i was so focused on rocks too, but the segway was amazing
@NawidN
@NawidN Рік тому
@@CharlonClarke segue*
@freddogrosso9835
@freddogrosso9835 Рік тому
He just wanted to show that fursona fanart. Twice.
@Karlach_
@Karlach_ Рік тому
@@NawidN segay*
@mikotomisaka8714
@mikotomisaka8714 Рік тому
GUYS!! NOW THEY ARE BLOWN UP THIS IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY!! We can replace them with the "Furry Days Are Over When I'm Governor" rocks now!!
@davidlucas8487
@davidlucas8487 10 місяців тому
I marched into my roommate's bedroom and announced it was over for furries when I'm governor. It did not feel electric.
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