s*x in 2094

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who am I kidding? I'll still be a virgin by then...
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@MemePizzas
@MemePizzas Рік тому
I’m gonna one day tell my kids this was an actual commercial
@SpyKid527
@SpyKid527 Рік тому
lmao same
@MaxLvlWell
@MaxLvlWell Рік тому
*IF*
@generichuman1919
@generichuman1919 Рік тому
Good idea
@BigWheel.
@BigWheel. Рік тому
"And why was the advertisement on a screen and not transmitted directly into your brain father?"
@JonasTisell
@JonasTisell Рік тому
@@BigWheel. 💀
@zimzimb
@zimzimb Рік тому
Cant tell if they sponsored you or not, if so this is better than most advertisements💀
@JmKrokY
@JmKrokY Рік тому
Bruh
@lavasharkandboygirl9716
@lavasharkandboygirl9716 Рік тому
I wish… sponsored by Tums? Are you serious that’s hilarious
@supersolomob422
@supersolomob422 11 місяців тому
If this was real the ad would certainly be illegal
@hado33_
@hado33_ 10 місяців тому
yeah ngl i kinda wanna buy some tums now
@trymebro2938
@trymebro2938 5 місяців тому
cap@@hado33_
@grayghost7
@grayghost7 Рік тому
Tums are the answer to everything
@deveiouslydenyingdelicousdonut
@deveiouslydenyingdelicousdonut Рік тому
indeed
@danieldunton2013
@danieldunton2013 Рік тому
Except for kidney stones
@zyansheep
@zyansheep Рік тому
I thought it was 42
@aadt4604
@aadt4604 9 місяців тому
Oh~ Let me see if I get it. the punchline is that Tums is a popular substance in America which people use it a lot to solving many symptoms, even they aren’t gastrointestinal related. That’s why he made fun on it. Am I right ? 😅
@owenmeier
@owenmeier Рік тому
Common misconception, the thing being tossed into the fire wasn’t a tums, it was, in fact, the baby
@demeter1793
@demeter1793 Рік тому
"Misconception" lmao
@owenmeier
@owenmeier Рік тому
@@demeter1793 lol I didn’t even mean that but that’s pretty good
@holyphainesthai286
@holyphainesthai286 Рік тому
Common... misconception? Baby joke? NIGGA DID YOU PLAN THIS
@agentnull5242
@agentnull5242 Рік тому
Maybe instead of misconceptions, do contraceptions?
@sroy7982
@sroy7982 11 місяців тому
@@owenmeier *You are now arrested for viiolating whoman rights
@taylorsimone8846
@taylorsimone8846 Рік тому
Wouldn't be surprised if phones could read our vitals by then
@trackia
@trackia Рік тому
theyve already started to. heart rate, respiratory rate, oxygen saturation, and blood pressure. they do a shit job for most of it tho, but they're getting there
@_Epidemic_
@_Epidemic_ Рік тому
@@trackia I don’t know about any phones that can read your blood pressure or oxygen or anything like that, but I know the Apple Watch can read your heart rate and maybe some other things
@SauceHaver
@SauceHaver Рік тому
They came out with a ring that reads like 5 vitals so wouldnt be surprising
@ianbess5042
@ianbess5042 Рік тому
@@trackia My Fitbit Sense is pretty accurate- Love it
@darkener3210
@darkener3210 Рік тому
There is a good portion of watches that do that already, could defiantly see it happening
@austinkord1327
@austinkord1327 Рік тому
Your videos are so funny AL!!
@trashpanda502
@trashpanda502 Рік тому
I love the message that tums has just become our only drug and their dominance is ultimately bad for the human race.
@mr.gandersson2835
@mr.gandersson2835 Рік тому
I miss the old messed up commercials.
@cryovizard9461
@cryovizard9461 Рік тому
You mean we can’t show Ronald McDonald saving a dog from a Chinaman by giving him a BigMac?
@mr.gandersson2835
@mr.gandersson2835 Рік тому
@@cryovizard9461 Are you sure he wasn't saving a Chinaman from a rabid hot dog?
@cryovizard9461
@cryovizard9461 Рік тому
@Mr. Gandersson I completely forgot. Chinese poltergeists like to possess hotdogs. Thank you for reminding me.
@user-sl1wt1dv4y
@user-sl1wt1dv4y Рік тому
bro turned abortion into candy 💀
@talkingbirb2808
@talkingbirb2808 Рік тому
you don't need an abortion if it's in early stages..... the pill will do
@Aiophgy
@Aiophgy Рік тому
abortion is already candy basically which kinda sucks
@talkingbirb2808
@talkingbirb2808 Рік тому
@@Aiophgy really? even at late stages? Why does it suck then, it sounds great for me
@Aiophgy
@Aiophgy Рік тому
@@talkingbirb2808 if you’re talking pill, it sounds too unregulated to be doing doctor through the mail And if your talking abortion in general, we as a society should foster a culture of life, which would mean abolishing the death penalty, stronger gun regulations (cause it’s in the constitution and we can’t abolish them sadly), more support for the poor and lifting them up, defending LGBTQ, whatever other social causes I’m missing cause there’s a lot, and yes, eventually doing away with abortion, but for now I’d go with abolishing it with exceptions for rape, incest, life of the mother, and all that miscarriage stuff that shouldn’t be gotten rid of anyway
@Aiophgy
@Aiophgy Рік тому
@@talkingbirb2808 so basically Catholic social teaching and Jesuit theology, that’s why also viewing human beings as expendable kinda sucks
@mievaselli7910
@mievaselli7910 Рік тому
Identifying a pregnancy before the sperme meets the egg (a couple days after intercourse), therefore before she's actually pregnant. Impressive.
@pun-isher
@pun-isher 10 місяців тому
in this case a couple minutes to hours after
@canadadry5449
@canadadry5449 Рік тому
"You have cancer." *Takes Tums* "All clear".
@ligmayeye186
@ligmayeye186 9 місяців тому
Like the scene in family guy where Brian and Stewie go to the future, and future quagmire takes a "nyquil, cold, flu and AIDS" to cure the aids he got lol
@drvgxn4719
@drvgxn4719 Рік тому
Best commercial yet
@milktea6676
@milktea6676 Рік тому
Dang it works that well!! I’ll going to tell my children to invest in tums
@Idkqwhat
@Idkqwhat 9 місяців тому
BROOOO THIS ACTIVATED MY ALEXA💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@noiselessfox7618
@noiselessfox7618 9 місяців тому
you forgot the 10 page document that reminds the participants of the act about their rights and duties. followed by a additionl 3 page consent form that must be signed 5 times by each party.
@richiehoyt8487
@richiehoyt8487 9 місяців тому
Where I live, you have to go before a Notary Public or Justice of the Peace as well. 'S'All good though, we got PronHub...
@Pippus4
@Pippus4 Рік тому
Couldn't agree more with the description, btw good stuff as always
@DaisyTheKitty1
@DaisyTheKitty1 9 місяців тому
Who else's alexa/siri went off when they said it 😂
@xenkoy3511
@xenkoy3511 9 місяців тому
This actaully activated my alexa and it came up with reports 😂
@Jk_justkidding
@Jk_justkidding Рік тому
No joke my alexa just turned on. "Sorry, I don't have an answer for that."
@mimisela7474
@mimisela7474 Рік тому
Does that me and my sister can finally lesve alabama 😅
@kimarna
@kimarna Рік тому
Good ol Nyquil Cold Flu and AIDs XD
@ezdboy
@ezdboy Рік тому
Fortunately I ain't gonna be around in 2094 unless there are miraculous advances in medicine.
@abyssalwolf
@abyssalwolf Рік тому
Al will need a Tums festival
@kipchickensout
@kipchickensout Рік тому
literally the future scene with quagmire
@holysinnerxxx
@holysinnerxxx 11 місяців тому
Lmao that tums voice over was not what I expected lmao!
@dahbaby8640
@dahbaby8640 10 місяців тому
You made my alexa activate bruh
@mybodyisamachine
@mybodyisamachine Рік тому
This is literally a Family Guy cutaway.
@cupie2255
@cupie2255 11 місяців тому
I knew I wasn't crazy, lmao
@WeAreAllRob
@WeAreAllRob Рік тому
This better be sponsored Tums pay my guy 👀
@ShiningWolf88
@ShiningWolf88 8 місяців тому
Holy shit this got me
@upgradedtitancameraman238
@upgradedtitancameraman238 5 місяців тому
bro when he said alexa it triggered mine 💀💀💀
@corylee88
@corylee88 11 місяців тому
If I wanted to find out any random otc products could cure anything in the future, I'd want it to be Tums 😅
@karlschlackwhitehouse7676
@karlschlackwhitehouse7676 Рік тому
This some good shit Alex 👌
@pasdenom1799
@pasdenom1799 Рік тому
I can't wait to see if this is gonna be real
@Luxcium
@Luxcium 9 місяців тому
GonaReal is a kind of bacteria that in the future will not be curable unless someone would have discover how do do some genetic vaccine using RNA or such to act as a messenger to create anybodies
@davidt1621
@davidt1621 Рік тому
Bro when I saw the flames it got me
@-SpAgHeTtIbOlOgNeSe-
@-SpAgHeTtIbOlOgNeSe- Рік тому
Imagine people from 2094 see this and it's accurate 💀
@Sealo.
@Sealo. 9 місяців тому
imagine this gets hella famous in this year and your grandchildren will get a hella lot of money
@CinderTheSkulldog
@CinderTheSkulldog Рік тому
Dang... tums be putting out more than just heart burns
@CrypticOfficialYT
@CrypticOfficialYT 5 місяців тому
I’m not kidding this said “Alexa” and they my Alexa started playing “Mr bombastic” 💀💀💀💀
@thatoneanimekid6391
@thatoneanimekid6391 Рік тому
Damn send me 72 years in the future
@dontbestupid6664
@dontbestupid6664 Рік тому
Thisa is a rip off of the Family guy joke when Quagmire in an alternate universe that is technologically advanced. Quagmire has sex with a prostitute and pulls out a device that instantly tests him and says he has aids. So he pulls out Tylenol: Cold, Caugh, & Aids.
@the1from234
@the1from234 Рік тому
Look at the joke connoisseur over hear.....
@applejuices
@applejuices Рік тому
Rip off... Okay
@redroach401
@redroach401 10 місяців тому
when I clicked on this video I thought the title was s times x and that this was a math tutorial
@yosefzanerva806
@yosefzanerva806 Рік тому
Budget advertising!
@jordonthomas9358
@jordonthomas9358 8 місяців тому
Never did I want tums more in my life lol
@treycearnold9573
@treycearnold9573 5 місяців тому
This reminds of the family guy gag with the NyQuil cold flue and aids
@sylvesteruchia5263
@sylvesteruchia5263 7 місяців тому
The you're pregnant one is no joke . Thats real life , it really do be a pill .
@RulerX.
@RulerX. Рік тому
What the f did I just watch 🤣
@fific37stream73
@fific37stream73 9 місяців тому
i weirdly just saw this bit on family guy earlier today...
@zoozyg3108
@zoozyg3108 9 місяців тому
😂 i wish this was invented
@PCPDJar
@PCPDJar Рік тому
Tums for real fixes everything...for real
@Zombie-ih5wj
@Zombie-ih5wj Рік тому
You kill me 😭
@yoahnoah9780
@yoahnoah9780 5 місяців тому
hey wait a minute this is just that one family guy joke
@zombathinlostleghackercat5233
@zombathinlostleghackercat5233 Рік тому
What was Tums supposed to do!??
@tsuki_des
@tsuki_des Рік тому
I love this
@skarrogdu
@skarrogdu 11 місяців тому
this is beautiful
@Dellvmnyam
@Dellvmnyam 9 місяців тому
> who am I kidding? I'll still be a virgin by then... Me too
@chie6593
@chie6593 Рік тому
We are witnessing ads from the future!
@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen
@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen Рік тому
R u tryin' 2 b a Pharaoh
@philipchenmba
@philipchenmba Рік тому
We need this today 😄😄😄
@robedeau14
@robedeau14 Рік тому
That got me laughing too hard
@AxolotlNRG
@AxolotlNRG 7 місяців тому
TUMS IS A PILL?!
@stonep11
@stonep11 9 місяців тому
Nah it’s gonna be a multiple tier subscription patch you get on your arm that releases chemicals to treat stuff through a cloud hosted web app and has super expensive proprietary refill packs
@UnderAverage
@UnderAverage Рік тому
Bro she was pregnant? Tums are acting as Plan B one day? That’s crazy
@vjlva
@vjlva 11 місяців тому
That was close for sure.
@sammcmc9888
@sammcmc9888 11 місяців тому
My Alexa activated during this video
@WafflesssFalling
@WafflesssFalling Місяць тому
My Alexa went off at the same time in the video and I thought I was tripping 💀it connected to my tablet Bluetooth too 💀
@ummuser
@ummuser 9 місяців тому
By 2094 herpes will be long gone. But the antibiotic resistant bacterial STI's might be wrecking havoc
@inari3298
@inari3298 Рік тому
You got this one from family guy didn't you?
@Montyiscool1
@Montyiscool1 10 місяців тому
i thought that said 1994 ;-;
@onewey00
@onewey00 9 місяців тому
Company that makes Tums, if you have watched this short please invent that product.
@TheSheep1
@TheSheep1 5 місяців тому
If there’s people by then 👀
@Antler_addict
@Antler_addict 3 місяці тому
Tums cures everything except heart burn!!! At least for me & alex...
@MrVireon
@MrVireon 5 місяців тому
These man is 40 years ahead of Everyone!!! Hes receiving sponsorships from the future! Plus the unfair advantage using augmented cyber supermodels from the future we have no chance i tell ya!
@GEAR414
@GEAR414 Рік тому
is that a drill in her purse?
@CHSidChou
@CHSidChou Рік тому
how can they both not know......
@iwantthe80sback59
@iwantthe80sback59 Рік тому
Tums cures pregnancy????
@barronwiles4192
@barronwiles4192 Рік тому
Hahahahahaha fucking genius Al
@Atomic181
@Atomic181 5 місяців тому
Didn't they make a joke about this in Family Guy where Quagmire got aids or something then took a pill and it was gone
@MeMyselfandotherguys-rd9xn
@MeMyselfandotherguys-rd9xn 4 місяці тому
Are we just not gonna talk about the thumbnail?
@crimsonsmirk
@crimsonsmirk Рік тому
Classifying pregnancy as an infection? Finally some common sense in UKposts Land! 😁
@level_d4309
@level_d4309 Рік тому
Cyber balls
@emmanuelbekele7620
@emmanuelbekele7620 9 місяців тому
we fkin love u too man, i pray you get bishes on ja dih
@Crumplednoseskin
@Crumplednoseskin Рік тому
Real talk though, Tums are fucking incredible.
@dizzydeezie
@dizzydeezie 3 місяці тому
dont say it dont think it dont say it dont think it... FIRE IN THE HOLE‼‼🔥🔥
@iTube4U
@iTube4U 6 місяців тому
its clrearly fiction story bec he is most likely gay
@ItsUrBoiNas1
@ItsUrBoiNas1 Рік тому
Bro turned abortion into candy 💀
@maya_idk225
@maya_idk225 8 місяців тому
tums isn’t candy
@CharPlaysGamesYT
@CharPlaysGamesYT Рік тому
Can I do a skit with you?
@zephyrelizabeth965
@zephyrelizabeth965 Рік тому
This comment is the skit, thats it.
@DEMERN
@DEMERN Рік тому
Al better not pass this opportunity up, this is the crossover we've all been waiting for
@spencer6874
@spencer6874 Рік тому
anyone know what hair products he uses?
@elizathegamer413
@elizathegamer413 6 місяців тому
i dont care because who gives a fuck but isnt this just a family guy bit when they go to the alternate timeline lol
@erenxmidoriya6390
@erenxmidoriya6390 11 місяців тому
Cam anyone explain this video to my mid level brain
@RadiZach
@RadiZach Рік тому
This would be illegal in the U.S though.
@GrotesqueGuac
@GrotesqueGuac Рік тому
What else can it cure?
@NotATerrorist911
@NotATerrorist911 Рік тому
H A, I L O V E T H E B I G R O C K E T S C A N D Y
@homiesensual212
@homiesensual212 11 місяців тому
did anybody see the messager in the bag???
@IsmailV88
@IsmailV88 Рік тому
If only.......
@kukuruzzo
@kukuruzzo Рік тому
Every day is a Tums Festival!
@DenizDales
@DenizDales Рік тому
LMAO that was easy
@froggy3496
@froggy3496 5 місяців тому
honestly that'd be kinda neat
@bakugouxdeku207
@bakugouxdeku207 Рік тому
it feels illegal to be this early
@jamesflameson
@jamesflameson Рік тому
Thc gummies
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