Schlatt's Cookie Tier List

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Today Schlatt makes a Tier List! It's been a long time since this has happened. Last time I tried making a tier list video you guys watched it 10 million times. But we're back, baby! Schlatt loves cookies (I hate writing in the third person) and decided to make a Cookies Tier List and Rank Every Cookie Known To Man. This is probably quite similar to Moist Cr1tikal Tier List videos, even though I've never watched a single one. Thank you for inventing Tier List Videos. Chips Ahoy, Chewy Chips Ahoy, Chips Deluxe, Oreo, Double Stuf Oreo, Mega Stuf Oreo, Biscoff, Ginger Snaps, Tate's Bake Shop, Milano, Pepperidge Farm Farmhouse, Golden Oreo, Famous Amos, Royal Dansk, Those Awful Sugar Cookies You Find At Every Grocery Store, Lenny And Larry's, Fudge Stripes, Stella D'Oro, Nilla Wafers, and more are featured in this video and also in this description for SEO purposes. What rank will Schlatt give your favorite cookie? Watch the entire video to find out (and also to help me make more money!)
Edited by wheatskins: / wheatskins_

КОМЕНТАРІ: 14 000
@tuskun3072
@tuskun3072 2 роки тому
if you think this list is biased just remember, Schlatt brutally murdered a girl scout troop when they came to his door with cookies back in '99. he knows his stuff.
@aceeduventures
@aceeduventures 2 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/eXqXhZV9eW-fwnU.html Finally here..
@grqfes
@grqfes 2 роки тому
yeah myth says he tried every cookie she was selling too.
@hazemkaram7111
@hazemkaram7111 2 роки тому
Wowww ukposts.info/have/v-deo/bqNzhntoq3lqu5c.html…
@Hibernathan05
@Hibernathan05 2 роки тому
I still miss my sister
@commandbaker3334
@commandbaker3334 2 роки тому
He must've been one badass fetus
@dumbassweeb5702
@dumbassweeb5702 2 роки тому
The frosted sugar cookies are like the candy corn of cookies, either you love it or you hate it and for some fucking reason when you eat more than like 4 of them you start feeling like death himself is staring down at you
@dumbassweeb5702
@dumbassweeb5702 2 роки тому
@Reika Nagila sorry I only like MEN
@intelismynameandregretismy5541
@intelismynameandregretismy5541 2 роки тому
Such a perfect comparison
@galacthicc693
@galacthicc693 2 роки тому
Frosted sugar cookies make me feel like a fat Hitler but MAN do they taste good.
@ashhlsy
@ashhlsy 2 роки тому
YES like theyre honestly so good but after a couple i start feeling like i want to die
@xan5927
@xan5927 2 роки тому
nah after eating ONE i feel like im gonna explode
@thechozenone6471
@thechozenone6471 9 місяців тому
Schlatt: "who the hell eats biscoff cookies unless there on a airplane." Proceeds to show an almost empty packet of biscoff cookies.
@canaan56
@canaan56 9 місяців тому
Bro I had a biscoff waffle from the biscoff restaurant it was so good
@LEEZEREYMoe
@LEEZEREYMoe 8 місяців тому
we have a biscoff mcflurry and is it fire
@SerynityTv
@SerynityTv 8 місяців тому
Biscoff cookies are amazing
@Atom85825
@Atom85825 7 місяців тому
hes always have airplane ready, do you not know that hes ready to commit another one
@magneticmango325
@magneticmango325 6 місяців тому
@@Atom85825another what
@thundergizmo317
@thundergizmo317 8 місяців тому
I was 100% expecting the butter cookies to have a sewing kit inside
@aidennewton
@aidennewton 5 місяців тому
Same
@oliviersavard8676
@oliviersavard8676 4 місяці тому
why the fuck are there cookies in my sewing kit tin can
@couchdoritos7326
@couchdoritos7326 2 роки тому
Funny story regarding chips ahoy chewy type: so my friend and I used to walk home from school and stop by a 7-11, and like the fatasses we are we got a pack of chewy chips ahoy, and hated them. We decided it would be funny to leave one on the back of some poor dudes truck that hadn't moved for months. That cookie stayed there throughout a full year of seasons and weather. The juices seeped out and stained the plastic. It stayed intact for a year and a half, and finally split over the summer. That didn't stop the cookie though. The cookie is still there 2 years later and we are still laughing about it. He moved to another state and whenever I walk the way we used to walk, I send him a picture of the cookie.
@Maob08
@Maob08 2 роки тому
And now you now they have as many chemicals as McDonald's cheeseburger
@MandoThingz
@MandoThingz 2 роки тому
It’s like the moldy cheese from diary of the wimpy kid
@TheArtistLuna
@TheArtistLuna 2 роки тому
I love this
@eyy8760
@eyy8760 2 роки тому
Best comment on a Schlatt video I have ever seen got me rolling 💀🗿
@minecraftbees8850
@minecraftbees8850 2 роки тому
bro that shit created covid
@AidanHg
@AidanHg 2 роки тому
The issue with "soft" cookies is that they need to make the cookie even less natural just to make it hold onto that softness permanently which just makes it feel wrong. If it's fresh cookies then of course you want them soft, but with store bought? No.
@Quentino808
@Quentino808 2 роки тому
I'm usually a soft cookie guy and I agree. I felt sick after trying soft store bought cookies. Meanwhile you get that shit fresh and it's a whole new game
@aceeduventures
@aceeduventures 2 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/eXqXhZV9eW-fwnU.html Finally here..
@pastlepink131
@pastlepink131 2 роки тому
I used to like them as a kid, but im gonna be honest, the chocolate chips on soft chips ahoy... dont taste like chocolate... so i prefer chips ahoy's other cookies now if you still like soft chips ahoy, im sorry, they got you, youre already living in the simulation homie
@Naomi-yc4fp
@Naomi-yc4fp 2 роки тому
Wait yeh actually, u r right, I normally get the same day baked ones from Sainsbury, and they are soft and I like them, but yeh if it’s factory made, that’s lowkey disgusting
@fluffy9071
@fluffy9071 2 роки тому
keep a piece of bread with the cookies you bake. it keeps them softer
@fellinluv777
@fellinluv777 9 місяців тому
we need more schlatt tier lists I’m rewatching these like crazy 💀
@oprx_55
@oprx_55 9 місяців тому
Fr
@DiamondDemonplay
@DiamondDemonplay 9 місяців тому
Same here
@drund
@drund 8 місяців тому
Yep
@Kingtrout
@Kingtrout 8 місяців тому
I swar
@mentallyillkoi
@mentallyillkoi 8 місяців тому
Ye
@HappyBacon777
@HappyBacon777 7 місяців тому
I love how the frosted sugar cookie voting had a perfect description of what people think of them. Either you REALLY love them, or you DESPISE them.
@crimson7000
@crimson7000 4 місяці тому
I despise them
@RDhammer
@RDhammer 3 місяці тому
@@crimson7000same bro
@unaverageavocado159
@unaverageavocado159 Місяць тому
I brought them to a party two days ago. Someone was licking the box clean.
@HappyBacon777
@HappyBacon777 Місяць тому
@@unaverageavocado159 🤣
@alistair.404
@alistair.404 2 роки тому
As a wise man once said: The best part of grocery shopping is seeing what the psychos at Oreo have made next.
@LtCdrXander
@LtCdrXander 2 роки тому
Hey, we wouldn't have gotten lemon Oreos without those psychos. Am I a bad person for thinking key lime Oreos would have a more than 0% chance of being good?
@zzyxx2112
@zzyxx2112 2 роки тому
@@LtCdrXander that would taste pretty good with crumble cookie parts and key lime fillings
@LtCdrXander
@LtCdrXander 2 роки тому
@@zzyxx2112 YES!! I would hope too that they don't hold back on the tartness for the filling either, as you really gotta strike that delicate balance between sweetness and tanginess.
@alistair.404
@alistair.404 2 роки тому
@TheSportsGuru Yesssss!! Dude, I have no idea who works at Pop-Tart but they're absolutely twisted. How many fuckin flavors do they HAVE at this point???
@magmapixel8627
@magmapixel8627 2 роки тому
Weed Oreos already exist but the company keeps them all for themselves
@asgrhoasohugouh
@asgrhoasohugouh 2 роки тому
Honestly its nice to see schlatt is doing what he loves. And making money.
@Panknight
@Panknight 2 роки тому
No no, he’s doing what he loves… making money
@blacknight1799
@blacknight1799 2 роки тому
Your poor comment section
@SkeweredGlaive
@SkeweredGlaive 2 роки тому
Who doesn't love making money? Also scree every single bot.
@StarryxNight5
@StarryxNight5 2 роки тому
Honestly it's nice to see schlatt doing what he loves. And making tier lists on cookies.
@LINK-is3oc
@LINK-is3oc 2 роки тому
@Don't read profile photo so ur just gonna spam every comment with channel advertisment?
@crunchybro123
@crunchybro123 9 місяців тому
I was screaming “WHAT ABOUT TATES” and then you actually brought tates, the greatest cookie brand to ever exist in the multiverse
@mattAKABIGDAWGZEAT
@mattAKABIGDAWGZEAT 10 місяців тому
its just so soothing to watch these types of videos where schlatt ranks food at midnight
@Player1268X
@Player1268X Місяць тому
Ikr
@samsungrefridgerator6270
@samsungrefridgerator6270 2 роки тому
Technically speaking here, there’s still more to this as schlatt hasn’t opened up the door of girl scout cookies.
@sithspartan6248
@sithspartan6248 2 роки тому
That would make for its own interesting video I’d say.
@mattisoff
@mattisoff 2 роки тому
On stream he said that he might make a seperate tier list for girl scout cookies, just sayin.
@sithspartan6248
@sithspartan6248 2 роки тому
@@mattisoff Nice, I don’t go on twitch so that’s cool to know
@bramd4423
@bramd4423 2 роки тому
Don't forget Oreo made a Cherry Cola flavored Oreo and I am one hundred percent certain Oreo's concept team are sadists
@sithspartan6248
@sithspartan6248 2 роки тому
@@bramd4423 I saw peeps flavored Oreos once, so I can most definitely agree with that statement
@dollarstorecookie3938
@dollarstorecookie3938 2 роки тому
I’m personally honored to have been featured on this list. Thank you Schlatt.
@aceeduventures
@aceeduventures 2 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/eXqXhZV9eW-fwnU.html Finally here..
@hamsterman8975
@hamsterman8975 2 роки тому
You deserved your s tier
@bobberman4641
@bobberman4641 2 роки тому
You are the best thing you can get at a dollar store
@lucyakaluckstat
@lucyakaluckstat Місяць тому
​@@hamsterman8975hi ibuki from Danganronpa
@sharky-cn5hb
@sharky-cn5hb 8 місяців тому
I swear he never misses to disappoint in the ranking
@odogjones4184
@odogjones4184 9 місяців тому
Black and White cookies hit harder than schlatt hit those people in 1999
@michaelhartmann4632
@michaelhartmann4632 2 роки тому
I’ve gotta say, I like Mint Oreos, but you have to REALLY like mint to like them. It’s a pretty strong mint flavor, and plain double stuf oreos have a much broader appeal
@fivecreator9573
@fivecreator9573 2 роки тому
My obsession with the mint is so bad, that when I was a kid my mom would hide toothpaste from me, cause I was demolishing them all. I got into a hospital at least 7 times because of them. But I still love everything that has a mint in it
@ianxe
@ianxe 2 роки тому
The best are the fudge mint ones. Instead of the oreo cookie its just fudge like a girl scout cookie
@garfooledarbuckle3888
@garfooledarbuckle3888 2 роки тому
I like mint chocolate chip ice cream but oreo mint is where I put my foot down
@ultraabsrd
@ultraabsrd 2 роки тому
I also like them. I have loved mint flavored stuff ever since I was a kid and that isn't changing anytime soon.
@LethalzPlayz
@LethalzPlayz 2 роки тому
Mega stuf
@ryang2v
@ryang2v 2 роки тому
I’ve noticed a pattern with a lot of the decent and above cereals, chips and cookies. They always have the original which are good, the one better than the original which are better, and then the ones that try to be better but suck For example Cheerios is the original, Honey but Cheerios are better, and then chocolate cheerios which are worse Another example oreos are original, double stuf is better, and then mega stuf and most stuf suck
@aceeduventures
@aceeduventures 2 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/eXqXhZV9eW-fwnU.html Finally here..
@ohnobro1424
@ohnobro1424 2 роки тому
Most stuf 🤡
@tucker6063
@tucker6063 2 роки тому
Same thing with Cap’n Crunch. Schlatt ranked the Crunch Berries higher, and Oops All Berries lower
@grqfes
@grqfes 2 роки тому
honey nut cheerios are godly i need to start eating them again why did i even stop
@-Safijiiva-
@-Safijiiva- 2 роки тому
Oreos aren't original though the hydrox cookie came first oreo just stole their shit renamed the cookies and claimed themselves to be the original
@connorhege6903
@connorhege6903 6 місяців тому
I’ve seen men describe murders with less anger and fear in their eyes than Schlatt covering the Oreos cookies
@FruitLiquid
@FruitLiquid 9 місяців тому
the amount of pure sodium in tate’s cookies makes my blood pressure sky rocket after 1 bite. like why tf is there over 150 mg of sodium in 2 cookies?
@siimious
@siimious 26 днів тому
ate a whole pack of 14 and like, spazzed out hate those cookies
@sentryicl
@sentryicl Рік тому
The fact that 'Schlatt' bans everyone with the wrong opinion is amazing
@dr4x3k28
@dr4x3k28 Рік тому
Literally 1984
@Fuckwadd
@Fuckwadd Рік тому
@@dr4x3k28 literally germany from 1939-1945
@eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee333
@eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee333 Рік тому
communist schlatt
@nexter2930
@nexter2930 Рік тому
@@Fuckwadd banned from living
@alaptopuser
@alaptopuser Рік тому
ussr
@caleb__mtz
@caleb__mtz 2 роки тому
" I hate chewy cookies" "Frosted sugar cookies are S tier"
@dragar0th
@dragar0th 2 роки тому
I'm so glad someone else noticed the Duality of Man
@raisinsmakemeuncomfortable6893
@raisinsmakemeuncomfortable6893 2 роки тому
Frosted sugar cookies are what's known as an outlier, they are fundamentally different to all the other chewy cookies in the best way possible.
@user-zy2rn3ne1b
@user-zy2rn3ne1b 2 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/e4F5e2dpo396sp8.html So true..
@angelarias3395
@angelarias3395 2 роки тому
@@raisinsmakemeuncomfortable6893 they are either good or they are the worst cookie ever no inbetween
@pastlepink131
@pastlepink131 2 роки тому
naur frosted sugar cookies get a pass- taste a hard chips ahoy (like the normal one) vs a soft chips ahoy maybe im hella weird but theres a DISTINCT difference in the way the chocolate tastes in the soft ones.. major turn off sajhfkhs
@yellowtheexpert5855
@yellowtheexpert5855 7 місяців тому
I dont know how many times i watched this video.
@ragnarok935
@ragnarok935 5 місяців тому
Tried Tates Bakeshop for the first time a couple days ago. My eyes have been fully opened, Schlatt. Thank you
@surveyr5768
@surveyr5768 2 роки тому
this guy knows his stuff! i remember him back in 2004, he just had this insight that nobody could replicate.
@user-zy2rn3ne1b
@user-zy2rn3ne1b 2 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/e4F5e2dpo396sp8.html So true..
@Flash4ML
@Flash4ML 2 роки тому
Yeah, only five years after the incident, schlatt was a different man
@surveyr5768
@surveyr5768 2 роки тому
@@sofianesk3050 i remember hearing about that! legend.
@angel404
@angel404 2 роки тому
he perfectly described this cookie 4:31
@GrayofThings
@GrayofThings 2 роки тому
True
@stitchlup
@stitchlup 2 роки тому
ikr
@jackthetrainboi
@jackthetrainboi 2 роки тому
@Don't read profile photo I'm not falling for that
@ieatmyfamily9676
@ieatmyfamily9676 2 роки тому
so true
@MrRoom-pg9hg
@MrRoom-pg9hg 2 роки тому
Hello Why is there so many bots?
@anthonym9977
@anthonym9977 7 місяців тому
Im glad tier lists are coming back. They're genuinely funny
@Styx.Or.Whatever
@Styx.Or.Whatever 5 місяців тому
bro what do you mean
@mentallyillkoi
@mentallyillkoi 8 місяців тому
"Chewy cookies are for terrible people" Well, at least I don't have to change myself.
@ryleywest2899
@ryleywest2899 2 роки тому
I've never been so deeply offended, disappointed, and heart broken in my life and schlatt found a way, props to you man
@andrewpropson8464
@andrewpropson8464 2 роки тому
Yra he done the golden Oreos dirty i mean DIRTY
@rex.6067
@rex.6067 2 роки тому
Oreos will always have a special place in my heart. SO I DONT GIVE A SHIT HOW MUCH FUCKING “STUFF” IS IN A OREO I T S F U C K I N G G O D T E I R.
@rex.6067
@rex.6067 2 роки тому
@dcoog anml sugar cookies are the worst cookie
@Bucheria
@Bucheria 2 роки тому
@@rex.6067 this is biased 🤦‍♂️
@rex.6067
@rex.6067 2 роки тому
@@Bucheria How?
@jeremypotato374
@jeremypotato374 2 роки тому
Schlatt: "I'm gonna rank every single cookie known to man" Literally 5 seconds later: "Inside this box is every cookie I know"
@aceeduventures
@aceeduventures 2 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/eXqXhZV9eW-fwnU.html Finally here..
@marleymccrary2027
@marleymccrary2027 2 роки тому
Every cookie known to a man
@hazemkaram7111
@hazemkaram7111 2 роки тому
Wowww ukposts.info/have/v-deo/bqNzhntoq3lqu5c.html…
@Flash4ML
@Flash4ML 2 роки тому
He’s a man
@TheArtistLuna
@TheArtistLuna 2 роки тому
Shlatt is man
@Omori.
@Omori. 2 місяці тому
4:25 yes I just love hearing my favorite family friendly UKpostsr say he likes cookies
@Zanru-iy8wb
@Zanru-iy8wb 7 місяців тому
00:24 - Chips Ahoy Original 00:38 - Chips Ahoy Candy Blast 00:57 - Chips Ahoy Chunky 01:13 - Chips Ahoy Chewy 01:40 - Chips Ahoy Chewy & Reese's 01:53 - Chips Deluxe Original 02:09 - Chips Deluxe M&M 02:34 - Famous Amos 02:57 - Royal Dansk 03:22 - Biscoff 03:54 - Ginger Snaps 04:22 - Frosted Sugar Cookies 05:08 - (Bonus) Fortune Cookie 05:28 - Milano Original 06:00 - Milano Dark Chocolate 06:20 - Milano Mint Chocolate 06:41 - Chessmen 06:58 - Farmhouse 07:30 - Tate's Bake Shop 08:03 - Lenny & Larry 08:50 - E.L Fudge 09:11 - Fudge Stripers 09:22 - Sandies 09:37 - Viena Fingers 10:00 - Oreo Original 10:44 - Oreo Doble Stuf
@gourmetbird1483
@gourmetbird1483 7 місяців тому
did you give up
@TheKingBeezer
@TheKingBeezer Місяць тому
@@gourmetbird1483lol
@samp.4380
@samp.4380 Місяць тому
bro was not finishing this list ☠️
@pillakilla9122
@pillakilla9122 Рік тому
Schlatt: “Hes such a polite little guy” Also Schlatt: “ThAt lItTlE eLf piEcE oF sHiT”
@perlitacatapang4582
@perlitacatapang4582 Рік тому
"178 lIKes wIThOut rEplIes?///?? leT mE cHangE tHAT"
@jackielouise4852
@jackielouise4852 Рік тому
@@perlitacatapang4582 why is no one commenting ?
@astatine-linux-gd
@astatine-linux-gd Рік тому
@@jackielouise4852 comment
@astatine-linux-gd
@astatine-linux-gd Рік тому
@@jackielouise4852 comment
@astatine-linux-gd
@astatine-linux-gd Рік тому
@@jackielouise4852 comment
@doxasnike4789
@doxasnike4789 2 роки тому
Here’s the thing about chewy cookies: they have to be crispy on the edges. And there’s a fine line between nice and soft, raw, and rubber.
@loafer2598
@loafer2598 2 роки тому
Disgusting
@solus8685
@solus8685 2 роки тому
Soft baked is better than crusty dusty dry mf cookies and I'll die on that hill
@loafer2598
@loafer2598 2 роки тому
@@solus8685 it tastes like dirt and rubber
@justanotherguy1122
@justanotherguy1122 2 роки тому
Chewy Chips Ahoy are the bomb, man.
@hashim8135
@hashim8135 2 роки тому
chewy cookies are only good home made
@AirStrike69
@AirStrike69 9 місяців тому
8:33 ong I tried it 2 days ago. It smelt like paint and tasted like decaying flour and Play-Dough
@bonechiller3429
@bonechiller3429 3 місяці тому
Can’t believe you did a cookie tier list without girl scout cookies.
@Funnee75
@Funnee75 Рік тому
Schlatt: hates chewy cookies Also Schlatt: Loves chewy cookies (with frosting)
@Unoriginal____Starwalker
@Unoriginal____Starwalker Рік тому
Fucking gottem (im salty with him for fig newton's and chewy chips ahoy so I am very angry with schlatt
@Funnee75
@Funnee75 Рік тому
@@Unoriginal____Starwalker I'm also salty about a lot of things he said about my favorites
@alpha_9997
@alpha_9997 Рік тому
I don’t hate chewy cookies quite as much as splat, but crunchy cookies are so much better. If you think otherwise, all your opinions are wrong and your parents don’t love you.
@hellotherehowisyourdaygoin9798
@hellotherehowisyourdaygoin9798 Рік тому
@@alpha_9997 god damn bro it ain't that deep its just a cookie like people have their tastes and opinions 😕
@hellotherehowisyourdaygoin9798
@hellotherehowisyourdaygoin9798 Рік тому
@@alpha_9997 like a opinion cant be wrong its a option aka your own personal preference
@russellrobes9912
@russellrobes9912 2 роки тому
when you gave farmhouse an A then mentioned there was something better, i KNEW it was tate’s cookies. i legit cheered like it was a new smash bros character being revealed
@slowwmoh
@slowwmoh 2 роки тому
Ok nerd
@Spiffydubz
@Spiffydubz 2 роки тому
Same bro
@sheardisfusion3843
@sheardisfusion3843 2 роки тому
dude tate's are the fucking best
@aconfusedlacroix3965
@aconfusedlacroix3965 2 роки тому
@@slowwmoh fatherless behavior spotted
@sleepyphr0g843
@sleepyphr0g843 2 роки тому
Me too, I legit put my hands up and everything
@dr.popples1584
@dr.popples1584 8 місяців тому
This is a respectable and obviously unbiased tier list that should be taken as objective fact
@ArtucoDev
@ArtucoDev 7 місяців тому
i still want to try every single item you ever ranked in this series
@RandomUser11170
@RandomUser11170 2 роки тому
I honestly didn't know Schlatt was capable of being so wrong. I know I'm putting myself at risk of being a victim of another 1999 incident, but that's a risk I'm willing to take
@aceeduventures
@aceeduventures 2 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/eXqXhZV9eW-fwnU.html Finally here..
@gulletgaming4717
@gulletgaming4717 2 роки тому
bro he didnt even try the fig newtons
@bigboy8766
@bigboy8766 2 роки тому
@@gulletgaming4717 fig newtons are absolute dogshit
@notfunjoe
@notfunjoe 2 роки тому
Tates…nuf said
@sportsnstuff5557
@sportsnstuff5557 2 роки тому
@Patnic you don't remember what happened in 1999? With the sword man? Or the baseball bat?
@bored1103
@bored1103 2 роки тому
the amount of random cookies on the floor that is visible when Schlatt gets up and leaves in the end is just hillarious
@goingoutsad
@goingoutsad 9 місяців тому
The size of the smile on my face when he pulled out those tates was enormous
@laserman7211
@laserman7211 8 місяців тому
Even the fortune cookie knows what you did in 1999, Schlatt. You can never escape it.
@cheesyparadise7675
@cheesyparadise7675 2 роки тому
I think “Schlatt” should do a candy/candy bar tier list, keeping in theme with them all starting with C
@piqachu
@piqachu 2 роки тому
i agree, “schlatt” should do that without the “c”
@ravenshade266
@ravenshade266 2 роки тому
Honestly, Schlatt looks like he’s feeling well. Either he’s really good at hiding his emotions and playing the character (which we all know he’s very capable of) or he’s truly been having a good bit of life recently. Hopefully it’s the second option.
@sicbixch
@sicbixch 2 роки тому
what happened?
@ravenshade266
@ravenshade266 2 роки тому
@@sicbixch Oh, nothing happened that I know of. I just commented that he looks happier than usual.
@maddiesmenagerie8853
@maddiesmenagerie8853 2 роки тому
@@sicbixch existential pain happened. It gets most of us in our 20s.
@marektrejo
@marektrejo 2 роки тому
t his happened 3 months ago just so you know
@Baconator59
@Baconator59 2 роки тому
Who's Schlatt? We only know "Schlatt"
@dogsarenice3054
@dogsarenice3054 9 місяців тому
Not having Girl Scouts cookies on the list is a crime
@localmallsanta7706
@localmallsanta7706 8 місяців тому
Schlatt banning someone over lemon Oreos seems like one of the most Schlatt things ever
@snoopuppers6319
@snoopuppers6319 2 роки тому
I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits.
@SrSander
@SrSander 2 роки тому
He clearly likes them!
@wdecently7150
@wdecently7150 2 роки тому
Again, there's a trend with his tier lists. - First is always "Base Tier" - Your favorites are always shat on - He makes very valid points and very invalid points - "D for dick" - Throwing packages - Last one is always a surprise witness
@kayawesome_12
@kayawesome_12 2 роки тому
Don’t find out where I live and murder me for this, but I fucking love Java Chip Oreos. I can’t believe “Schlatt” would disgrace their name like that.
@bubbles694
@bubbles694 2 роки тому
Comedy
@StorableGaming
@StorableGaming 2 роки тому
When he said soft cookies are bad/not as good as hard cookies, I knew what kind of list it would be.
@maddiesmenagerie8853
@maddiesmenagerie8853 2 роки тому
Mans really disrespected oreo thins putting them at a D tier after saying he likes crunchy cookies tf
@wdecently7150
@wdecently7150 2 роки тому
@@maddiesmenagerie8853 normal Oreos are already crunchy. The bad rating wasn't about crunchyness, it was about the fact they put LESS stuf in the cookie. Normal Oreos were fine, and Double Stuff Oreos were perfect. Any more or any less stuf in the cookie is terrible, according to schlartt
@Potatoes137
@Potatoes137 9 місяців тому
3:00 That is one of the most relatable things I heard in a while 😭
@Warchurches
@Warchurches 7 місяців тому
Got an adventure communist advert after “schlatt” said “but there’s a better cookie… POTATOES”
@angelaplays
@angelaplays 2 роки тому
I feel like Schlatt will someday make a tier list about everything in existence
@jacobinator4981
@jacobinator4981 2 роки тому
5 minutes in and he has made 3 Everywhere at the End of Time references.
@technetium9653
@technetium9653 2 роки тому
Can't wait for tier list of tier list, or the tier list of tier list that contains tier list
@elaninormous4876
@elaninormous4876 2 роки тому
who?
@Evesdropper
@Evesdropper 2 роки тому
@@elaninormous4876 big guy
@asahel8431
@asahel8431 2 роки тому
Race tier list when?
@Ghostly3011
@Ghostly3011 2 роки тому
4:30 Fun fact! Those are called lofthouse cookies, and there are several recipes online that you can find. *This changes the fucking game*
@breiinless
@breiinless 2 роки тому
THANK YOU SO MUCH
@crazycarlos08
@crazycarlos08 2 роки тому
They're called Lofthouse cookies? I just call them Walmart cookies (even though I think they're branded as Lofthouse everywhere else).
@Definitely_not_ai
@Definitely_not_ai 2 роки тому
Time to make the cocaine of cookies.
@drjukebox5371
@drjukebox5371 2 роки тому
I want to thank you but I knew that so Im just gonna say an assortment of letters... "udsubfiubwefibnwehyugvbewiuan" Also want some of my pretzels? I got a bag of em today.
@MrWrkk
@MrWrkk Рік тому
As of now your likes are now at 699.............
@Creativestname
@Creativestname 8 місяців тому
Schlatt is going through all the stages of fucking dementia In this video
@ConnerBunting
@ConnerBunting 4 місяці тому
0:06 if you listen closely, you can actually hear him struggle to lift the box
@khaliber
@khaliber 2 роки тому
Schlatt: “Chewy cookies are for terrible people” Also Schlatt: *ranks frosted sugar cookies in S*
@literallythrowing3264
@literallythrowing3264 2 роки тому
Tbf, technically they're not chewy, they're just soft. Do I chew those? No, I take a giant bite, roll my eyes back because they are, in fact, S tier, and swallow.
@allpaynenoliam4208
@allpaynenoliam4208 2 роки тому
@@literallythrowing3264 why do ppl think that they are s tier- they are def a e/f eww
@SweatyPomegranate
@SweatyPomegranate 2 роки тому
@@allpaynenoliam4208 "atone for your sins"
@rottenwalrus7103
@rottenwalrus7103 2 роки тому
Me who has autism and has sensory issues with crunchy things and really likes chips ahoy chewy and then watching a man I admire say that I’m disgusting for putting it in my mouth:
@literallythrowing3264
@literallythrowing3264 2 роки тому
@@allpaynenoliam4208 Maybe I'm biased because I'm addicted to sugar
@griffendenne4901
@griffendenne4901 2 роки тому
How did he explain the frosted sugar cookie thing so accurately
@HxwEKat
@HxwEKat 2 роки тому
Agreed! It’s so yummy but god, the sadness afterwards
@Shin3y
@Shin3y 7 місяців тому
I love biscoff cookies, but that's probably because my family made me fly spirit airlines most of the time.
@smartoast
@smartoast 9 місяців тому
“Chewy cookies are for terrible people” you done started a war you can’t win bro
@jett5531
@jett5531 2 роки тому
Hot take: the orange colored oreo filling (the halloween seasonal ones) are literally the normal filling dyed but somehow taste so much better
@heckinboyo1656
@heckinboyo1656 2 роки тому
I thought I was fuckin crazy for thinking that but yeah facts
@siidthekiid594
@siidthekiid594 2 роки тому
Thought the same thing, it’s almost like a placebo effect the way they taste better
@person3514
@person3514 2 роки тому
I haven't had those ones but it sounds like sugar pill cookies
@eoetoast
@eoetoast 2 роки тому
And the red Christmas ones
@Disappointing69
@Disappointing69 2 роки тому
Oh Fuck your right
@dxstudios123
@dxstudios123 2 роки тому
The MOMENT he said frosted sugar cookies were S-class, I knew jschlatt was the most based human being on the fucking planet
@midnight_1937
@midnight_1937 2 роки тому
I do agree with him tho, those sugar cookies are the best
@Delta5x7
@Delta5x7 2 роки тому
Fucking hate sugar cookies, mid at best
@pokaay3163
@pokaay3163 2 роки тому
Replies are a beautiful example of the duality of man
@Discordkitten2
@Discordkitten2 2 роки тому
@@nebinmerbi4249 read my name
@trapped_in_cabinets
@trapped_in_cabinets 8 місяців тому
he really just tore everyones childhood into pieces
@NICK349B
@NICK349B 9 місяців тому
The frosted sugar cookies bring me back to elementary school parties, so damn nostalgic
@WizzardTelevision
@WizzardTelevision 2 роки тому
Hot take: Cookies with a good crunch outside and that perfect amount of softness on the inside. Not to the point of rubber but like You bite into it You get that satisfying crunch and just that extra little bit of gooeyness helps it melt in your mouth It's VERY hard to pull off but when it's pulled off O h m a n.
@LtCdrXander
@LtCdrXander 2 роки тому
Hot take: Shafts with a good girth outside and that perfect amount of liquid on the inside. Not to the point of penetration but like You suck it. You get that satisfying explosion, and just that extra little bit of gooeyness helps it melt in your mouth. It's VERY hard, and when it explodes... O h h h m a n
@linkly9272
@linkly9272 2 роки тому
sounds like you just like crusty pissbombing but with cookies
@OmgItzCOLTON
@OmgItzCOLTON 2 роки тому
@@LtCdrXander very hot take indeed ;)
@user-js1mf7gg8t
@user-js1mf7gg8t 2 роки тому
Do you know what hot take means?
@WizzardTelevision
@WizzardTelevision 2 роки тому
@@LtCdrXander Jchlatt's comment section never ceases to amuse.
@ethanjc1971
@ethanjc1971 2 роки тому
Honestly can’t believe that some “people” would ever eat Lenny and Larry’s cookies
@elementsgaming2411
@elementsgaming2411 2 роки тому
Tried it ONCE, biggest mistake of my life
@ieatmyfamily9676
@ieatmyfamily9676 2 роки тому
or most stuf Oreos
@gladiator0001
@gladiator0001 2 роки тому
their delicois
@ethanjc1971
@ethanjc1971 2 роки тому
@@elementsgaming2411 still recovering??
@elementsgaming2411
@elementsgaming2411 2 роки тому
@@ethanjc1971 nah, its been 3 year since then, recovered about a week ago
@DannyAlmond
@DannyAlmond 8 місяців тому
Pepperridge Farms remembers what Schlatt said in 1999....Never Forget.
@arty7122
@arty7122 7 місяців тому
fully genuinly when i eat biscoff i feel like on the verge of traveling back in time to the mid 19th century for some reason
@Moon-by5ee
@Moon-by5ee 2 роки тому
The part at 10:50 when he said “oooh someone’s been eating them”. Just got me laughing so hard idk why lmao
@heartlessghostman
@heartlessghostman 2 роки тому
Dude trust me it made me crack up too LOL
@greenboi5536
@greenboi5536 Рік тому
Sameeee
@melwo_gg
@melwo_gg Рік тому
SAME
@alexiswhitfield1796
@alexiswhitfield1796 11 місяців тому
Sorry guys it was me I live in his walls 🤷‍♂️
@lukekastner7453
@lukekastner7453 2 роки тому
Your hatred of soft cookies was redeemed by your spot-on perspective on the frosted sugar cookies.
@binguslol3757
@binguslol3757 Рік тому
Had the exact same reaction
@toasterbathbombs139
@toasterbathbombs139 Рік тому
couldn’t have described it better than schlatt
@MatthewCJoy
@MatthewCJoy Рік тому
Chewy cookies literally taste and feel insanely unnatural
@joement9443
@joement9443 Рік тому
@@MatthewCJoy I respect your opinion but you're wrong.
@remf1sh532
@remf1sh532 Рік тому
@@MatthewCJoy CAUSE YOU ARE EATING CHIPS AHOY MASS PRODUCED GARBAGE SO YOU THINK CHEWY IS BAD. Eat a subway chewy cookie and stfu or find a bakery smh
@epsteindidntoffhimself5002
@epsteindidntoffhimself5002 10 місяців тому
The first food list I agree with on fully, but with the mint Oreos the best way to eat them is after they have been in the fridge
@Trashcantunited
@Trashcantunited 7 місяців тому
I think we can all agree that the subway cookies are the best cookies known to man the hard outside and the soft and chewy inside mwah perfection
@sealifyseason2
@sealifyseason2 7 місяців тому
TRUE
@Uhstraalis
@Uhstraalis 2 роки тому
The chat: says chewy cookies are s tier Jschlatt: **DISGUSTING** The chat: I always hated chewy cookies
@Gapp1esauce_West
@Gapp1esauce_West 2 роки тому
Chewy cookies are goated
@user-zy2rn3ne1b
@user-zy2rn3ne1b 2 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/e4F5e2dpo396sp8.html So true..
@OnlySushiCat
@OnlySushiCat 2 роки тому
She always gave me bad vibes
@commentOwO
@commentOwO 2 роки тому
@@Gapp1esauce_West fr
@ExplodingSteve
@ExplodingSteve 2 роки тому
they were good at the time
@Mr.Manbat
@Mr.Manbat Рік тому
Something I realized is that the best parts of this video is just schlatt having good memories of certain cookies and just being wholesome for once lol
@silentbehn180
@silentbehn180 Рік тому
Man wrote a whole paragraph and got no reply’s smh
@kikicupcake1000
@kikicupcake1000 Рік тому
@@silentbehn180 one sentence isn’t a paragraph.
@bakugokatsuki1257
@bakugokatsuki1257 Рік тому
Also when he talks about the gay p-
@hazeltree7738
@hazeltree7738 Рік тому
​@@kikicupcake1000 Jeez bro no need to bust out a whole essay 🥶
@shitter69420
@shitter69420 11 місяців тому
​@@hazeltree7738Woah! Calm down there, Charles Dickens 🥶🥵🥶🥵🥵🥳🤧🤧🤕😵‍💫🤯
@Nacho_Cheee
@Nacho_Cheee 9 місяців тому
I draw the line at saying chewy cookies aren’t it. Chewy cookies are just undefeated.
@pigeonleadre
@pigeonleadre 8 місяців тому
Disappointed that the IKEA cookies were not on this list. This is simply a repeat of what happened in 1999.
@trevdoesweirdthings
@trevdoesweirdthings Рік тому
I love how Schlatt completely changed sides about the chewy cookies from Chuckle Sandwich. Deep down this man is pushing away the childlike joy that you get from eating cookie dough.
@PS1Walter
@PS1Walter 9 місяців тому
chewy cookies are fantastic and i will not be taking counterpoints. if we can get him to change sides from doors to wheels, we can get him to come back to our side.
@woofle7
@woofle7 9 місяців тому
chewy cookies taste nothing like cookiedough they're just stale cookies
@canaan56
@canaan56 9 місяців тому
@@woofle7that’s just wrong info
@seaman4610
@seaman4610 9 місяців тому
⁠Wouldn’t a stale cookie be even harder than normal?
@canaan56
@canaan56 9 місяців тому
@seaman4610 no it would be crumbley asf and taste like a dry piece of cardboard
@pudpud_
@pudpud_ 2 роки тому
“anyone who eats oreo thins is just trying to make themselves feel better” me: *that felt personal*
@aceeduventures
@aceeduventures 2 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/eXqXhZV9eW-fwnU.html Finally here..
@bunsenhootie
@bunsenhootie 9 місяців тому
Chewy cookies are for smart people Schlatt I’m telling you chewy cookies are built different!!!
@lulu..e
@lulu..e 9 місяців тому
"atone for your sins?.." the pope in the back: yes.. ATONE FOR THEM
@mrender5108
@mrender5108 2 роки тому
I always love it when Schlatt does a tier list because he always gives good reasons for why he likes and doesn't like them
@hamburger2430
@hamburger2430 2 роки тому
Ha
@wgairborne209
@wgairborne209 2 роки тому
Blatently wrong, some stuff he doesn't even give a reason why it sucks.
@pokaay3163
@pokaay3163 2 роки тому
Dude dunked on my beloved lemon oreo cookies and you mean to tell me he is a good spokesperson for opinions on cookies? Shame
@TurtleBoyoIsCool
@TurtleBoyoIsCool Рік тому
Jschlatt: Talks bad about people who eat ginger snaps Also Jschlatt: Talks about how he likes ginger snaps
@ionobru
@ionobru Рік тому
he said if you eat ginger snaps you get no pussy I mean he gets dick so he’s not wrong
@-cheddarcheese
@-cheddarcheese Рік тому
he just knows that he cant call himself a good person after what he did in '99
@Gabush
@Gabush Рік тому
he said they were better than biscoff he never said they were good
@jocelynransom1842
@jocelynransom1842 Рік тому
He also said people who eat soft cookies are terrible people then said that he loved those frosted sugar cookies which are soft lmao
@UncleAsmos2005
@UncleAsmos2005 Рік тому
I mean, he just said "If you like these, you're never getting pssy" And he's right, Schlatt gets none. He goes for the meaty sticks
@Bowl-0f-Soup
@Bowl-0f-Soup 8 місяців тому
I was at a Publix with my mom a few days ago and she said “They need to make more Oreo flavors” just as we passed by like 46. Safe to say I’ve never been prouder being adopted
@yasht4376
@yasht4376 9 місяців тому
Nah brother is out here dissin the chewy cookies Edit: it’s ok he likes the frosted sugar cookies
@iansonofthor
@iansonofthor 2 роки тому
The tier lists make a return at the best time.
@Eradicaton
@Eradicaton 2 роки тому
Indeed they did
@thelocalsimp
@thelocalsimp 2 роки тому
Hello Palpatine
@solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad
@solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad 2 роки тому
A few months ago
@polkarfield
@polkarfield 2 роки тому
he’s had the vod up on his stream dump channel for like a month
@DeltaSquadron63
@DeltaSquadron63 2 роки тому
@purple X It hurts my brain
@LooneyNuke
@LooneyNuke 2 роки тому
Bro we need a 6 hour long stream of Schlatt listening to Everywhere at the End of Time in one sitting
@DrRocket8775
@DrRocket8775 2 роки тому
Hell yes, I want to see him get destroyed by those albums
@user-zy2rn3ne1b
@user-zy2rn3ne1b 2 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/e4F5e2dpo396sp8.html So true..
@Nikmg0
@Nikmg0 2 роки тому
He uploaded full stream on Jschlatt vods
@DrRocket8775
@DrRocket8775 2 роки тому
@@Nikmg0 no he hasn't; on both the official and archive VOD channels there isn't one where he listens to all the albums in sequence
@ebenwingren601
@ebenwingren601 8 місяців тому
Jschlatt become Santa clause 🤯
@thefoxking4463
@thefoxking4463 8 місяців тому
Something incredibly delicious exists: Slhatcc: “an A cus there is a better version of said cookie” like bro let them both share the spotlight
@TheRealNigerianMikePerry
@TheRealNigerianMikePerry Рік тому
Schlatt: "Chewy cookies are for terrible people" Also Schlatt: *proceeds to devour sugar cookies"
@TheRealNigerianMikePerry
@TheRealNigerianMikePerry Рік тому
@@cfgeneric7677 oh yes ik but they are chewy cookies 😂😂
@jonathanjohnnyjoestar
@jonathanjohnnyjoestar Рік тому
@@TheRealNigerianMikePerry They literally crumble, but aight.
@temp6156
@temp6156 Рік тому
Sugar cookies are definitely not chewy cookies unless you be eatin stale sugar cookies.
@mysiph
@mysiph Рік тому
they are soft and crumbly not chewy
@horriblebeing
@horriblebeing 11 місяців тому
Hol up, they're chewy? But they're soft and crumbly
@onenightinkyoto2633
@onenightinkyoto2633 2 роки тому
13:10 when Schlatt was having a flashback from Fantano, I watched that a total of 23 times because of how hard it was making me laugh. It had no reason being that funny to me
@ElkkuH
@ElkkuH 2 роки тому
Currently doing that
@ayospaghetti7220
@ayospaghetti7220 2 роки тому
Currently just over came my laughing fit cause I instantly knew who he referenced and seeing fantano slowly appear on screen killed meee
@TommyAgramonSeth
@TommyAgramonSeth 2 роки тому
And The Caretaker playing on the background as it happens really makes it perfect. At least I think it's The Caretaker... I forgor 💀
@ID0NTFUCKRATS
@ID0NTFUCKRATS 2 роки тому
What was the music?
@nitrofic914
@nitrofic914 2 роки тому
whats the music
@ClaireSunshine
@ClaireSunshine 8 місяців тому
Lemon Oreo in F, What an amazing way to invalidate your entire board
@SerynityTv
@SerynityTv 8 місяців тому
this isnt the same person who lost the key to his apartment. I refuse 😃
@faithbongi4937
@faithbongi4937 2 роки тому
Right when he pulled out the chewy cookie my friend said “i love those they are the best” and i agreed, then Schlatt said they were for terrible people we looked at eachother then said they weren’t that good.
@imoverherestroking7961
@imoverherestroking7961 2 роки тому
sheep☠️
@rms1144
@rms1144 2 роки тому
Nah they slap. I would die for a chewy chips a hoy
@ZynetESLD
@ZynetESLD 2 роки тому
They're a B ranking for me
@eyo8766
@eyo8766 2 роки тому
Hello fellow terrible person :D
@NoMitherNoProblem
@NoMitherNoProblem 2 роки тому
Most crunchy cookies that aren’t Oreos have the texture and flavor of burnt toast. If you like crunchy cookies you should be institutionalized.
@dreadmink8577
@dreadmink8577 2 роки тому
"Chewy cookies are for terrible people" Well that makes more sense they are the only cookie i like (with a few exceptions)
@Unoriginal____Starwalker
@Unoriginal____Starwalker Рік тому
@Furfox they are saying they are a terrible person. Bruh, also chewy cookies are delicious.
@FuntimeFoxyAlr
@FuntimeFoxyAlr 10 місяців тому
Before I go to this guys house I’ll watch every one of his ranking videos so I don’t bring the wrong snack
@redstoneguy0563
@redstoneguy0563 8 місяців тому
i agree with your chewy chips rating, but i love them, it feels like rubber and i love them
@spamdarsh4319
@spamdarsh4319 2 роки тому
Finally, someone who properly explained how it is to eat frosted sugar cookies.
@thebxtcher8378
@thebxtcher8378 2 роки тому
Frosted sugar cookies are the epitome of awful
@spamdarsh4319
@spamdarsh4319 2 роки тому
@@thebxtcher8378 But are also really good.
@inachos9766
@inachos9766 2 роки тому
@@thebxtcher8378 bruh
@Zecxrity
@Zecxrity Рік тому
That's basically how it is eating anything with sugar
@spamdarsh4319
@spamdarsh4319 Рік тому
@@ZecxrityMaybe so, but frosted sugar cookies are easily the most extreme example of that notion.
@isimartsy3422
@isimartsy3422 2 роки тому
"Do you call them Ranboo cookies?" Ah, Schlatt.. You never fail to make me laugh.
@samkmd7049
@samkmd7049 2 роки тому
@@bugging-out9250 bocolate bip bookies
@rencecs6720
@rencecs6720 2 роки тому
Yin yang cookie
@rabidredpanda2888
@rabidredpanda2888 2 роки тому
Wtf is ranboo
@isimartsy3422
@isimartsy3422 2 роки тому
@@rabidredpanda2888 Ranboo is a friend of Schlatts.
@v1sea457
@v1sea457 Рік тому
Its called polvoron for us.
@toaster2428
@toaster2428 3 місяці тому
3:40 True!
@ieatrats8224
@ieatrats8224 9 місяців тому
12k dislikes. I can still see them. You can't hide forever schlatt.
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Kitten has a slime in her diaper?! 🙀 #cat #kitten #cute
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