Hey babe let’s go to a comedy show to rekindle our relationship The comedy show:
@Chino57038Рік тому
😂
@davineuskens21Рік тому
Right? lmaooo
@Girthanokulis._.69Рік тому
@@shanelangdon7473 who knows if something happened to make him think like that
@fgyttyhggРік тому
@@Girthanokulis._.69didn't get joke
@aPeachWhoLovesYeshuaРік тому
😂😂😂😂
@jakoblopez6467Рік тому
He missed an opportunity to tell her "Things aren’t adding up here"
@iLoveTheBamxРік тому
😂😂
@ProdBCРік тому
He made up for it w the history line
@sheerheartentertainment8975Рік тому
Ouuuuu isht buddy 😂👌🏻
@andrew5744Рік тому
I was thinking when she said she was a teacher he was gonna make a joke that it ain’t even a grown man taking his girl it’s a student 😂
@jerronsmith1787Рік тому
I fucking swear that’s I was thinking 💯💯😂
@Alastair_8 місяців тому
Every girl- "He's just a friend!" Every guy - "No he's fkn not"
@xxxhoodooxxx6 місяців тому
And the guy is right.
@Mebeshe6 місяців тому
I'm a girl, and I know a man isn't just trying to be a female's friend. He's just waiting.
@babayaga28296 місяців тому
@@Mebeshealways
@jaybird03126 місяців тому
@@Mebeshe thats why men get so antsy. We know because at one point we were that guy. Whether we like it or not, we were all that guy at one point. Ladies. We know. We. KNOW.
@stubert946 місяців тому
@@jaybird0312I'm the dude teacher right now.. in the exact predicament lmao.
@ellabridges73714 місяці тому
Oh is he a teacher? No he is a student
@Nem013 місяці тому
That's gone south real quick.😅
@JesusOurLordandSavior2 місяці тому
Oh snap, some Mary Kay crap...
@jerinbiju7870Місяць тому
Could've been a janitor or something
@RCBackstaber18 днів тому
“NOOO THATS WORSE”
@fallenpine55447 днів тому
Where's that meme of Mr Incredible where it is him then it goes Black and White, because that would be golden for this right here
@simsimme1799Рік тому
dang that history line was smooth af 😂
@andidreyes5323Рік тому
We call this "startin' shit"...LOL, chemistry to history is just all kinda fckd up.
@jeremypiper4309Рік тому
For real hahaha
@boredapatheticРік тому
should’ve asked if he’s given her his STEM yet
@pollyjuicepattypollyjuicep2082Рік тому
My favorite line!
@Howaboutyes11Рік тому
😂
@blackbenetavo7715Рік тому
He just straight up instigated a relationship fight on the way home.
@BraddahSpliffРік тому
They already admitted to arguing on the way to the show, so... 🤷♂️
@tylerfengler1890Рік тому
Maybe he made her realize she gunna have to chose. Can’t have both.
@user-nj1zu2nf1xРік тому
He saved that guy although let's be honest they probably still together and she's probably still a disgusting flirt
@natveloРік тому
@@tylerfengler1890 she can't have a best friend and a boyfriend? okay lol
@ryansabell9702Рік тому
@@natvelo if you’re in a relationship, your partner should be your best friend…
@danii1818Місяць тому
Low key a hero for helping that dude out 😂
@Indi8 місяців тому
That history line was too good 😂
@Jozef-productionsРік тому
I already know that boyfriend ain’t staying with her after that bit lmao
@tFthreat99Рік тому
Bahahahahaa
@tFthreat99Рік тому
I’m cringing at this background story 😂😂 feel bad for my dude
@staceytaylor4999Рік тому
Haha right 😂
@anant5443Рік тому
Good for him he saved that dude a lot of time
@tekaunicorn4775Рік тому
And he shouldnt 😂
@brandonthompson5796Рік тому
So happy he decided to be a comedian instead of a couples therapist 🤣
@crazycrashgirlrx7423Рік тому
Haha like your humour thats great ❤🥰
@mamagbluntbuthonest6516Рік тому
😂😂😂
@billycherokee7630Рік тому
Now he’s doin both e
@kanico1582Рік тому
Hahaha not a lot of comments make me laugh this one did ❤
@lokiprepperРік тому
@@billycherokee7630 My thought exactly 🤣
@brandonsmith3782Місяць тому
He teaches science, so...hes the football coach
@BTS_straykids_782 місяці тому
Bro he ended their relationship with just school subjects lol the history and chemistry one was so funny 🤣
@illuminaticonfirmed1389Рік тому
“according to her” lmao yeah this relationship ain’t gon last
@iLoveTheBamxРік тому
Frrr
@rosefulmadnessРік тому
that sounded so petty and borderline toxic tho, like bro chill
@MrMoarpienaoРік тому
It shouldn’t last either lol I’m glad for him getting out of that situation
@MrMoarpienaoРік тому
@@rosefulmadness what’s toxic is having a male best friend who you met at and work with 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩sounds like he’s learned his worth and finally decided to exercise that boundary
@clownshroomsРік тому
@@MrMoarpienao ladies is it toxic to have friends
@mrugankdesai8055Рік тому
Bro just gave the couple the nudge they both needed to end it.
@Oliver-2103Рік тому
Fr too many are staying in bad relationships cuz they ain't got the guts to end it. They prefer the comfort of having a partner more than their partners.
@carlosAlvarez-gf5efРік тому
End it or fix it lol sometimes you need to be called out on your stupidity 🤣 new male bestfriend 🤣 😂
@TheGoldenSkellyРік тому
@@Oliver-2103 one simple rule is to not permit any kind of cheating to take place, that is unacceptable. Id say other things are worth working on because good things dont come easy including love
@kittyalana2583Рік тому
@@Oliver-2103 what is so bad about their relationship that you got from this 1 minute clip?
@mailbox4985Рік тому
@@kittyalana2583 Bc we see these types of women everywhere and they end up cheating
@s.scirocco44114 місяці тому
Dude is straight up masterful working a room. His interaction with this couple was so good you could say he could give lessons.
@AnjuliMack7 місяців тому
😂 Matt is so good with crowd work
@nathaniellafontaine8078Рік тому
Her “Noo0o000oo” said all we needed to know
@Chino57038Рік тому
fr, poor guy
@milkyyp0pРік тому
literally. poor dude
@mliwliРік тому
yeah it was annoying as hell but what does it mean
@VirttreksРік тому
@@mliwli when someone says something in a higher pitch than normal it usually means they’re lying
@mliwliРік тому
@@Virttreks ohh ok sorry i get it now
@mwalkerlРік тому
My ex, a teacher, always tried to dismiss the 'friendship' she had with her co-worker. They're married now.
@e4_blitz785Рік тому
Yikes..
@rwjbeetle8344Рік тому
guess they taught chemistry
@shambolicrhetoric6143Рік тому
I’m more concerned that someone who is allowed to teach said that she teaches “mathematic”. Lmao.
@scarletrose2880Рік тому
You drove her off my dude
@jax2903Рік тому
ah yes so all teacher friends must also want to eventually marry, yes yes i forgot
@MichelleJ182215 днів тому
I can’t get over how quick and witty he is!!! He literally says what pops into his head! I do that sometimes and I make people mad. 😂
@MirageUchiha6 місяців тому
Damn, his crowd work is fucking phenomenal! I wanna go to one of his shows oneday!
@Drobo1Рік тому
That’s her bestfriend but wasn’t fully sure what he teaches 😂
@0rokuSakiРік тому
Cause they're focus is on sex ed
@mariekom81Рік тому
Yeah, I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt; but that shit was shady fr😂😂😂
@5000SeabassРік тому
He’s teaching her biology for sure
@Violet-tt4tpРік тому
getting to know her anatomy 😮💨
@MiVidaBellisimaРік тому
She created a pause to make her boyfriend feel more comfortable. He would have felt even more uneasy if she didn’t hesitate, she knew every detail about his life without thinking…. The whole situation is giving “work husband”
@CaluppРік тому
Imagine your couples therapist is just a professional roast comedian.
@ezrat9135Рік тому
And all your sessions have an audience
@catejones3843Рік тому
Sometimes my therapist calls me out for my bullshit and I late wait oh 🤡 those are usually the most important lessons I learn about myself lmao
@Happytuna007Рік тому
Pretty sure that would skip past a years worth of therapy
@ZobokolobozoРік тому
Basicly how it is if ur the male in the couple lmao theraphist be there bonding talkin bout nails and shi knowing full well whos idea it is to go pay someone to be able to talk.
@meechipeachiРік тому
Quick and quite painful but also effective
@JDGamingPR5 місяців тому
Damn, his jokes were perfect. Love the class puns. Lmao. Genius.
@chipapa50Місяць тому
Matt killing it as always.
@sovietleader3096Рік тому
“Is he also a teacher?” “No he’s one of the students”
@MF-hj7ps10 місяців тому
Plot twist!
@astarnamedchar9 місяців тому
😬
@andrewkyle25409 місяців тому
Was waiting for that too! 😅
@amabutcher19888 місяців тому
Someone has to pretend binary is enjoyable. (STORY this chick is an edgy actor , or, educator?)
@jackieschafer82648 місяців тому
Lol I was waiting for that. If she would have said student I would have lost it lol😂
@LighteningfireBloodРік тому
That “uhhh.. science” spoke VOLUMES
@BaePlatinumРік тому
Especially since you could clearly hear the question mark in it.
@lekkerpruven887Рік тому
He is actually a very very fit pe teacher
@en233611 місяців тому
What do you mean? I thought she didn't even know what he teaches so they're not that close/she's not paying that much attention to stuff about him
@Allthemotioninwhite11 місяців тому
@@en2336 there’s no wayyyy… every faculty member at each school knows each other and what everyone does… I was a para for an elementary school back home so I definitely knew who was who in our building…
@IrisRiedel611 місяців тому
I don't get it, can someone explain what the tone meant?
@VadersFirst7 місяців тому
Some of these are too perfect it makes me think they’re planted
@Demon-Dino-27Рік тому
“Doesn’t sound like it” the way he said that 😭
@lofiboy6025Рік тому
Ahahaha yeah... anyways drop ur snap Grace
@Demon-Dino-27Рік тому
@@lofiboy6025 why
@dianas251Рік тому
@@Demon-Dino-27don’t do it grace
@archieflynn6539Рік тому
@@Demon-Dino-27 cause you've got a female name and that's enough for him
@Demon-Dino-27Рік тому
@@archieflynn6539 welp I’m taken so he can’t have me
@benjamin_leeРік тому
Math....science...chemistry...history.... Matt rife your brain is one of a kind
@Mr3keestyleeРік тому
At least he's not a cunning linguist😂
@lookslikeanangelРік тому
@@Mr3keestylee being as cute as he is, some of us ladies wish he was. Lol
@Mr3keestyleeРік тому
@@lookslikeanangel well, I was talking about the audience member's work friend, but I'm sure Matt will be flattered - you're not wrong btw
@eren1707Рік тому
Base level humour, this guy still thinks farts are funny ^
@thelastskywalker437Рік тому
@@Mr3keestylee is this an ERB reference
@DeanJace0227Місяць тому
When you go to a comedy show married and leave Divorced!!! Lol 😂
@Kodamare3 дні тому
Mans honestly one of the best wingmen at his shows, and be real, some of these are like dad level jokes but his delivery and expression are spot on xD
@wyattbarger793Рік тому
The man singlehandedly broke them up
@rbush19861Рік тому
Nah, she broke them up. All he did was shine a light on the situation.
@Rattys10 місяців тому
Yeah, because Matt Rife is the one trying to get her to see what is in his supply closet.
@Noname-ou6iv10 місяців тому
In a way it's actually a really good thing because at least he's not going to be paying child support for 18 long years. That's alot of money in the long run and it can ruin your life by alot so I guess if you really think about it then it's a good thing to be honest
@Uncivil_Dreams9 місяців тому
good. he helped that man out big time! shes either completely unloyal and a 304, OR shes unloyal and but just an attenion 304. both scenarios are unloyal tho, as *best case* scenario is shes accepting and wanting attention from another guy, so she needs to get left asap. id be upset to learn that he just allowed her to keep being unloyal and didnt leave her.
@towboattrash11 місяців тому
This is what you call….”stirring the pot”. Dude got an oar in that kettle.
@kitkat79az10 місяців тому
😂😂😂
@12NiBer128 місяців тому
an OAR lmfao
@aldwinjasperjoniega89738 місяців тому
a ladle is already worse but a fcking OAR!? 🤣🤣💀💀
@ryancaldeira36966 місяців тому
BRO IM DEAD AN OAR??!! 😂😂😂😂
@BandWagonWS6 місяців тому
hahahahah oar in the kettle. did you make that up? clever
@bradh6791Місяць тому
They may have gone to the show together they sure didnt leave the show that way 😂
@ktdubs-vf5jjРік тому
My husband works from home. He had this chick at work constantly messaging him. She's in Philly and he's here in Texas. Finally she said something about him being her work husband, just someone to confide in when work sucks and he can bitch to her about work. His response? "I have a real wife at home, I can complain to her anytime about work"
@_Mikey758Рік тому
There's a reason why he's your husband, keep this man for life
@ZeranZeranРік тому
Keep that man close and surprise him with a hug and a kiss on the forehead
@chaoswitch1974Рік тому
Hahaha omg what did she say?
@abbylauren8570Рік тому
If i came across that message in my husband's phone ---I'd surprise him with his favorite thing❤😂 and a sandwich lol... faithful loyalty is. very. sexy!👌🙌🙌🙌
@dillongageРік тому
This right here is it for sure. Its okay to have friends of the opposite sex, but theres certain things you should only do and say with you SO. I have a longtime friend Lexi. Known her since I was about 6 years old, and have been bestfriends since. We both love fantasy movies, so we nerd out together. Back in the day, we would just lay in her bed or mine and watch on her laptop. The second she got a BF I moved my ass to the couch. She was confused and thought I had some problem with her. Nah, girl. I just understand it would make your BF uncomfortable, and I respect YOU to much to jeopardize your relationship so that I can see the screen better. 5 years later, I was her husbands bestman when they tied the knot. Hes like a brother to me now. Thats how it should go. If they really are your bestfriend, you would NEVER do anything that might cost them a chance at happiness.
@adamm70109 місяців тому
Matt destroying whole ass relationships as an opener😂
@JustPierreMusic2 місяці тому
Seems like that relationship been on the rocks lol
@AneiresssmithМісяць тому
Fr
@ArgylleagenМісяць тому
sometimes the kindest thing you can do to a person is a reality check
@lazybiker23415 днів тому
Relationship was already destroyed, they were just in denial.
@nathanielsmith806813 днів тому
He helped bro out
@11jrg1119 днів тому
Love ❤️ that the couple was chill! 🎉Go back and see Matt in 20yrs! Lol if he's still around..
@GaMeBoY43918 днів тому
This guy is amazing at crowd work. Kudos 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 I gotta catch a Matt Rife show at some point. Him and Troy Bond
@toCatchAnAI11 місяців тому
He just saved a dude from a lifelong suffering.
@nix245510 місяців тому
Actually though.
@ceoofperception10 місяців тому
Tell yo girl I said hello I know who you are
@eradict8 місяців тому
I feel like dude's just overthinking
@toomandjeerriy50358 місяців тому
Balls
@barkleybarkleyy44187 місяців тому
@@eradict I don't feel, I know, that he is in fact not overthinking. BFF, coworker, opposite gender? Lmfao, get out of here.
@brandon1469Рік тому
That’s gonna be an uncomfortable ride home.
@fappylp2574Рік тому
Following a slightly more comfortable ride at work!
@yaya4768Рік тому
I will never understand the “best friend” thing. Unless he’s gay there’s no such thing
@NonsenseSirРік тому
Bitch can walk…
@timothynicholson7300Рік тому
@@yaya4768 I definitely agree with you on that mindset as well! That’s how I think and feel
@eliaquadarella2948Рік тому
@@yaya4768exactly
@tylerbrown838628 днів тому
Matt's on the fly Jokes are so damn funny!! He's the best at working an audience! Dude is hilarious 😊
@isabelstone5994Місяць тому
Wow that transition was impeccable lol 😂
@laeeqwilliams1771Рік тому
This dude literally added gasoline to the fire
@mortumatiidekktРік тому
if it's gonna burn anyway, best to make it quicker :))
@cheesypizzajokesРік тому
@@mortumatiidekkt exactly
@glitch-pr3nrРік тому
Carrot top😅
@glitch-pr3nrРік тому
@@mortumatiidekkt only fools rush in, where angels fear to tread😅
@baron5688Рік тому
that's not what literally means...
@mauricemakwangwala9619 місяців тому
The way she said science set up red flags
@pthesmithМісяць тому
💯
@Alisonk.mМісяць тому
It was probably a cover up from what he actually teaches.
@brandnushooze14 днів тому
He can’t miss. His ability to think and quickly come up with a joke, is amazing.
@_aradgmzМісяць тому
It's unbelievable the way this can be that spontaneous
@NeoN-PeoNРік тому
She got herself a "work boyfriend". Never a good thing, gents. Never a good thing.
@tatiana4050Рік тому
Imagine women having friends. Disgusting
@aglassofwhitewata8759Рік тому
Ntr
@unbanned6175Рік тому
I'd just find myself a "weekend girlfriend" lmao
@tatiana4050Рік тому
@@unbanned6175 work boyfriend isn't actually a boyfriend. It's usually "work husband" which usually just means that you are being shipped together. Doesn't mean anything more than that
@NeoN-PeoNРік тому
@@tatiana4050 Never a good thing, homie. Never a good thing.
@Benjerry695 місяців тому
The crowd work is incredible lol
@wakaneutРік тому
It's always the co-worker that that you "don't have to worry".
@goodiegoodygumdropsРік тому
Exactly
@peterthethird713211 місяців тому
I love how females don't realize that the only reason a man and woman r friends is because one or both the genders got feelings for each other but it's just not there yet. I bet the same females would go apeshit if their man had a girl "bestfriend"
@MrRmmk110 місяців тому
If you have to worry about it, why are you with your partner in the first place. Should be confident in your ability to keep her. And confident that you'll find someone else if it doesn't work out
@faycheney410610 місяців тому
I said the 'you don't have to worry about him" line.... Been together for ten years now 😂
@ceoofperception10 місяців тому
I know he fucking the shit out your wife like tf that’s messed up ima cry for you
@JakeTaaylorРік тому
She was speaking fluently right up until he started to ask questions about her “best friend”. Then she stutters and says “uhh” before answering.
@LugaruEvolutionsРік тому
She didn't say a word before that lol
@alyssasnell17Рік тому
@@LugaruEvolutions she got asked where she works and what she does for work and things like that and answered perfectly fine..until “best friend” was involved then she starts stuttering and messing up
@reznovvazileski3193Рік тому
@@alyssasnell17 I mean technically the very first question was about her "friend" because "where did you meet him" but I see what you mean now after he honed in on what he does she's like ehhh uhhh ohh ehh xD Also hear that pitch change after he drops the "do you have chemistry?" :') Almost as if she's holding back a laugh and suddenly tries to come of playful in a way. Not the greatest sign in my experience.
@alyssasnell17Рік тому
@@reznovvazileski3193 exactly..
@CricketmaneРік тому
She for the streets
@darindelorme307615 днів тому
This was so smooth lol SO smooth it almost feels staged lol but Matt Rife really IS insanely quick witted
@Lunareclipse92 місяці тому
He is too good at this. Does he plant these people in the audience and have a joke already set up between them?? Lol😂
@FolkoMagipaw11 днів тому
Bro should've responded "Keep talking that smack, you'll end up the next subject of the Biology class. Topic of the day: Dissection" xd
@emilybeecher1589Рік тому
Rip to the couple, they fought on the way but they’re DEFINITELY fighting on the way home, too
@KristianRobertsen11 місяців тому
And when they break up, that "best friend" will dial up his game for sure. 99 out of 100, the dude is waiting to F her.
@geesegoose6174Рік тому
The look in his eyes at 'THAT'S WORSE' 😂 shit got real
@AlexAlex-wp1ef3 дні тому
Broo you’re genius 😂😂😂😂
@joanthomastheorbmagnet98558 місяців тому
We need more Matt Strife.. your truth is hysterical 🤣
@kingten912Рік тому
I got a job working at a call center for century link, sometime later I helped my girlfriend get a job there also. They put us on different teams so we wouldn't distract each other. A guy on her team started going to her cubicle all the time talking (flirting) with her. I asked if it was a problem and she said no it was harmless and he just was helping her learn the new job. I'm not a very insecure person and I didn't think I had reason to not trust her so I let it be. She's now my ex girlfriend and married to that guy.
@kxnfuzed2582Рік тому
Sorry about that bro. Its sad how sometimes other people can get what they want and experience no consequences for hurting the people they leave behind.
@kingten912Рік тому
@@kxnfuzed2582 You're right, but for real it's his problem now. Without getting into it, there was so much toxicity in that relationship. I mean I hope they have a happy life and all that, I don't wish them any pain or illwill or anything. But if she's still like she was when we were together.. lol man he did me a solid and really saved my life even if not meaning to. I took 4 years after that just being single. I focused on work, trying to take the right steps to find a career path. I did the Tinder thing a bit and I kept my eyes open in case I saw a woman of value but I never did so I refused to let myself get caught up again with someone like her who I lost so much time with. Eventually though I took a job where I met the woman that would become my best friend. She's everything I could want in a partner. Had I stayed with my girlfriend from before, I likely would have never met her, and if I would have I wouldn't have paid her any attention because I wasn't interested in cheating or putting energy into other women, so she would have floated right by me. Not to mention, the ex probably would have been the death of me. So I feel like I got the upper hand on that one if anything lol. But I appreciate the good sentiment all the same. Not everyone's situation is like mine.. It's terrible how so many of us let these women ruin our lives.
@travishayslip9409Рік тому
@@kxnfuzed2582 bro it's life. Don't take it like a bitch, take it like a man and move on
@Anonymous8317Рік тому
Yup, guys aren’t friends with women for no reason. If they like you, they want you.
@therealhound3977Рік тому
She didn't deserve you on the positive side that at least it happened before u settled down and destroyed your life
@ajdrikk11 місяців тому
ITS ALWAYS THE MATH WOMAN TEACHER AND THE SCIENCE MAN TEACHER.
@M3ricle5 місяців тому
My math teacher Man was married to my science teacher woman. Swap roles but yeah
@EmilyFortenberry-og3rf8 місяців тому
These are THE BEST puns I have ever heard. And they’re not like cheesy or quirky just flat out funny😅!
@irishdrunkass3 місяці тому
Rife's improv is S-tier man, dude works crowds like nobody else
@jasonforpresident5678Рік тому
“Y’all are about to be history” That was a BAR
@ajvaldez4210 місяців тому
The only other person in my department is a married guy with three kids. We chat all the time because we're sitting right next to each other for 8 hours a day. One day, he said I was his work wife. My reply "Ugh! No, thanks. I have a husband already, don't need more." Boundaries are a sign of respect for everyone involved.
@lnSignia6 місяців тому
Good action Miss.
@nishthagupta13576 місяців тому
Exactly
@roozki8086 місяців тому
Its honestly wild how people literally start using terminology like this lmfao.. Subconciously creating a situation by referring to a woman you work with as your work wife, and before you know it, things aren’t going so smooth at home and it can lead to disaster… Just stay professional and refer to them as your god damn colleagues😂😭
@samanthakoehler55226 місяців тому
Cool story. She has a friend. Never called him a work hubby. Do you have friends? That would be a relatable topic to this
@nawdude42926 місяців тому
Respect to you, good woman✊ He definitely knew what he was doing. Whether he really wants to go there or not isn't written in stone by his actions but he ain't exactly innocent either. Why even play around like that knowing how dumb we can get as humans?!
@OkieCatfishNМісяць тому
Matt is too fn good, that was no effort and some of the smartest fastest sht he could’ve said without any hesitation 😂
@rustypotimus233920 днів тому
with every answer and the way she answered; it only got worse. That "Noo... We have chemistry..." Was the final nail
@PlantHoardingAdventuresРік тому
🤣🤣🤣 bro you just caused the fight on the way home! Lol
@marcose1137Рік тому
Nah, fight was gonna continue anyways, he just gave my boy support👍
@XennyballsРік тому
Shit good
@snroper96Рік тому
They each went their separate ways after that lol
@FluffyBuschРік тому
@@marcose1137 He red pilled him. “Best friend” at work? Comon my guy….
@marcose1137Рік тому
@@FluffyBusch word lmao, ppl in the future are gonna laugh at this type of shit.
@aknightwing9077Рік тому
I had two teachers that were “best friends”. Til one left her husband for the other teacher.
@Rob-hb7wh8 місяців тому
Hey whaddya know, same! Two English teachers, and she had just had a kid maybe a year or two previously with the husband she left. Definitely didn't help that the students egged them on
@Tim-is-short8 місяців тому
I think every school has had _those_ teachers.
@noahpickerill37497 місяців тому
@@Rob-hb7whoh wow, that's awful 😖
@FelixianoWest7 місяців тому
Yup, that happened in my school as well.
@santosvenegas64223 місяці тому
This dude is the best haha
@TazControl9Рік тому
My man the executioner, breaking up relationships in real time
@TheRealGuusMcgooseРік тому
my thought too lmaooo i was like bruhhhhh
@legionslair148Рік тому
He saved that dude some trouble for sure😂
@kickupgamer10 місяців тому
That was good! He is so good at crowd work it’s unreal.
@eskimoblack6 місяців тому
Agreed
@Junestdabest4 місяці тому
@@tenchu3770 still very good🗿
@MichaelWilhelm-bt5tp3 місяці тому
To those who say he is so good and so polished
@MichaelWilhelm-bt5tp3 місяці тому
And and if people accuse him of being as good as he really is because some of this is staged pre-work and polished button down to the point of it doesn't look like work which it is because he is worth he is working he's quick he's on the market and he is from of course OH but if those of you who think that this is this is not brilliance and I would say that you'd have to work for hours upon hours upon hours upon hours to get it to be a college as math has this he's as perceptive as anyone I've ever seen that age and he's only getting stronger so tell me somebody whose supposedly polished and got this thing down to his science and has has it you know completely all all the luster just keeps getting brighter and brighter you can't tell me that that comes with knowing his audience so well that he's going to know from which direction he every comment comes sorry that's not polished and that's not overly pre-work maybe a couple of things here and there but that's an original talent and we honor him and I honor him and thank him for all his work and and his enlightenment that he's bringing to relationships
@kickupgamer3 місяці тому
@@tenchu3770 lol sounds good Bud 😂
@westcoastkitties4 місяці тому
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂 I just discover this guy yesterday and can’t get enough , he is amazing.
@VenarootYTC2 місяці тому
Damn I love this man. 😂😂
@WiseDelilahРік тому
As someone who works in a school, I've seen many 'work best friends' become couples and they all had children within a year or getting together.
@PM2esc11 місяців тому
She may think they are just innocent friends but the husband knows what this co-worker of hers is thinking without even meeting him.
@serrael-1826 місяців тому
If shes hot and hes not gay for sure. I was kind of friends with unattractive girls i still prefer male friends a lot. I can have good relationships with female co workers even if theyre hot but yes it could get difficult if there are no clear boundaries. (If were both single of course it could be a chance theoretically)
@Hello0x06 місяців тому
Honestly women know what they are doing. If your bf/husband feels uncomfortable of an opposite sx close friend and you continue to do it albeit behind his back she cheating 100%, because her guilty conscious is real
@adepuscas65016 місяців тому
This is so true, I had a friend that I didn't see that often (like once every 2-3 months through a common friend) and my fiancée always said that the guy is off. I reassured him that this is not the case as I was soo sure that nothing is wrong. One day the guy tried to kiss me although I was very distant and after i rejected him he showed up the next day at our home, broke in and tried to convince me to run away with him. Luckily my fiancée was home and pinned him down until the police came. I repeat myself, we were not close friends at all, and I never gave him false ideas. My fiancée was right, man know what's in other men's minds. Trust your man ladies and ditch suspicious guys.
@Mac-hr9rg4 місяці тому
@@adepuscas6501cool totally I relatable story that nobody cares about
@jrhelios84435 місяців тому
We will not let you get canceled!! We love you bro!
@fiddymcdiddy8301Рік тому
That guys voice had all the answers you’ll ever need in life.
@FilthyCasual272Рік тому
The way she said "NOoo" she's super guilty. She should stop denying it and move on.
@rafar5113Рік тому
Don't expect that from a 304 that's with a beta simp my friend.
@lpycb42Рік тому
Yeah exactly “Nooooooooo teeheee”
@Drewitall54Рік тому
Or she's nervous cause shes being asked about personal shit by a comedian in front of a bunch of people she don't know lmao
@reznovvazileski3193Рік тому
@@Drewitall54 All the other shit was personal as well and she wasn't awkward or shy to admit even she was there with her boyfriend and they had a fight on the way here. I've been clowned on far more than I'm willing to admit and this kinda random pitch change is bad news most of the time.
@Dshatila1983Рік тому
@@Drewitall54 We know women more than they know themselves.
@user-HellcatHemiМісяць тому
Was waiting for her to say he was a 'student' 🤣🤣🤣
@Kcco03_26 днів тому
He’s so quick 😂
@junimoonyРік тому
Guess you could say that guy was performing some Social studies.
@HoneyPastry11 місяців тому
Nice
@shapshooter776911 місяців тому
And occasionally, gets some "physical education"
@jimiboi878 місяців тому
@@shapshooter7769and afterwards they practice English! Hehe
@adamakiiРік тому
if you have a gf or wife, and you're not her best friend, run.
@JodyFrancisWall11 місяців тому
I've known my best friend 40 years, I've been dating my partner for 6 years. The relationships are completely different. He's my brother. I'll never have a friend as close as him. It's not possible at this stage.
@nathanplunkett464111 місяців тому
@@JodyFrancisWall And if he told you he can't be your friend as long as you're dating your partner, wwyd?
@JodyFrancisWall11 місяців тому
@Nathan Plunkett I ask him why? If he had a legitimate reason, I'd accept it and we'd part on good terms. If it was a bullshit reason, he can sod off. I get to choose my friends and my partner. Other people get an opinion on my relationships, not a choice.
@nathanplunkett464111 місяців тому
@@JodyFrancisWall Then he's not your best friend, your husband is. I made an assumption, wanted to edit and apologize. I should have said your partner.
@JodyFrancisWall11 місяців тому
@Nathan Plunkett oh, I'm sorry. I guess you didn't read my post. You don't get to decide who my friends are or who partner is. I don't have a husband. You assume too much.
@heidiort243819 днів тому
I love ❤️ his voice 😂
@alejandrogonzalez92872 місяці тому
Oh my god those puns 🤣
@That_Stanced_ToyotaРік тому
That “no”… yeah.. there’s chemistry 💀💀 this is both their fucken signs ⚛️
@hatchell18Рік тому
Has nothing to do with signs smh
@SiloxYTРік тому
Tf does a sign have to do with anything its been proven it doesn't correlate with anything
@ColeRumРік тому
@@SiloxYT you people are absolutely ridiculous lmao that's not a sign thats a Atom which was a pun on the chemistry. Not the sharpest cookie in the crayon box huh?
@That_Stanced_ToyotaРік тому
@@ColeRum 😂☝🏻
@meowtoesРік тому
LMFAOAOAO STOPPPP😭😭😭
@llkg911 місяців тому
I've had male colleagues that were great friends and nothing more. But the way she says "Nooooooo" makes me think there's something going on, or she wishes there was.
@Richard-qd8tz5 місяців тому
Every one of your male colleagues would’ve banged you if given the slightest chance. You might not admit that but it’s 100% true.
@Battleborn35711 днів тому
Might be a friend to her, but that dude is only waiting for the rebound😂
@timothymatthews70284 місяці тому
Exceptional crowd work
@RoyJones.9 місяців тому
Matt Rifes comedy is gold. He is witty, so quick comebacks and puns is on another level. Intrusive thoughts is insanely interesting to watch.
@MichaelWilhelm-bt5tp3 місяці тому
Yep game set and match
@gotsnuffifyРік тому
She had to think about under what category anatomy fell under.
@dbhugsРік тому
She really need go back to college if that's the case cause it sure ain't under Chemistry 😂😂 Oh wait she said science 😂😂 rescinded
@donc2005Місяць тому
He’s quick with it.
@avemaria24333 місяці тому
"no WE have chemistry right here!" She didnt specify it was GOOD chemistry
@nataliecao94099 місяців тому
He was so proud of the history joke he’s so cute
@g.a.d69885 місяців тому
He did that one spongebob face
@shizzle7642Рік тому
So quick & witty…😍❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
@organizedmicrowave4414Рік тому
It's cuz he's hot right. Right.
@Johnna-ge6frМісяць тому
Damn!!! Straight up called her out!!! 😂 Matt, you are the BEAST MASTER of comedy!! NO Doubt!! 💪🤘🫶💯
@joshharrold3056Місяць тому
Ya gotta love with quick wit with the crowd haha, he can make a show just talking to the crowd and f**king with them 😂😂
@OrionWolf00Рік тому
gonna be a quiet car ride back home 😂
@austinbell6222Рік тому
The way she said no after he asked if y’all have chemistry definitely was a lie. It was the long drawn out “noooo 😝” like “omg stop itttttt” when someone asks if they have a crush on someone they obviously have a crush on. She’s for the streets!!!!!
@milkyyp0pРік тому
i was looking for this comment
@cassidy7285Рік тому
What did y want her to do she’s being blasted in front of a ton of people and has to keep it funny with funny answers
@MrMoarpienaoРік тому
@@cassidy7285 I don’t think anyone wants a damn thing from her aside from the “best friend”😂that’s kinda the insinuation if you didn’t gather.
@dbhugsРік тому
Yeahhhh that would be her vocal signature for our divorce papers 😂
@cassidy7285Рік тому
@@MrMoarpienao yeah I actually have no idea what you’re talking about
@maruftim28 днів тому
Yooo that was a banger line 😂
@bennyfugazzi10546 місяців тому
When she said teacher you know he was hoping for nurse 😂
@user-qc6jb6vj7cМісяць тому
My guy Matt just single-handedly ended that relationship for them LOL