Some Music Has The Dumbest Lyrics. Dry Bar Comedy

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Some music has the dumbest lyrics and the comedians of Dry Bar Comedy have definitely taken notice. In this Dry Bar Comedy compilation all about stupid song lyrics the Dry Bar Comedy comedians discuss some the dumbest song lyrics they have ever heard, or maybe misheard. Whether you're someone who never listens to lyrics, or you're someone who loves the lyrics to song this Dry Bar Comedy compilation is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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@globetrekker86 2 роки тому

* Guy breaks up with his girl * : “I can see clearly now. Lorraine is gone.”🎶 * Same guy, regretful, years later *: “I wanna know, have you ever seen Lorraine?” 🎶

@AdultThirdCultureKid1971 2 роки тому

That's hiliarious! 🤣

@Kinseliplier 2 роки тому

is that really what he says in the song? I thought he was saying "I can see clearly now the rain is gone". it sounds more like this and this makes more sense.

@sirensatnight4463 2 роки тому

I can see all popsicles in my way . . .

@Kinseliplier 2 роки тому

@@sirensatnight4463 I can see clearly now the parade has gone. I can see all the floats in my way.

@jeremysmithers6119 2 роки тому

Keith Whitley- “I’m no stranger to Lorraine”

@michaelthomas1843 2 роки тому

I used to embarrass my daughter when she was around 14. I had a two hour commute so I used to memorize some of her music. When her GF's were in the car, I would sing along to the Spice Girls and watch her and her friends expressions...lol

@carolannroberts 2 роки тому

Best. Father. Ever.

@markobegus 2 роки тому

You should do this TODAY she will love you for it!...don't have a daughter but I cannot wait to embarrass my 13-year-old niece like this...got it planned already! hahah

@stinarogers4262 2 роки тому

I used to get down to baby got back in front of my kids friends whenever my kids would piss me off... best punishment EVER

@ShadowDemon_4 2 роки тому

I may not be a parent but I think it's basically required to embarrass your children at this point, Lol.

@jayboogie7956 2 роки тому

Just keep in mind....some kids turn into serious terrorists/killers due to this form of hazing and "embarrassment harassment". Tread lightly.

@RCGshakenbake Рік тому

Seeing Kevin Farley up there sends chills up my spine. He looks just like his brother. RIP Chris.

@darrylh547 Рік тому

Honestly I had no clue Chris even had a brother, I thought it was a cheap attempt to get clicks. But yes looks so much like him.

@fenixphire84 Рік тому

Sounds like him too 😢

@makemarker Рік тому

Same body movements too

@oppothumbs1 Рік тому

Coast to coast Chris Farley to Kevin, big western men..

@brandonhallmagic6162 Рік тому

Yeah? So did Gallagher’s brother. How did that turn out?

@mikeychrisanthus9948 Рік тому

2:32 That “every song from 1950” bit made me think of way more examples than I was expecting.

@ryankelly9032 Рік тому

He was actually singing the beginning to Blue Moon. But many other songs from that era have that sound.

@aylbdrmadison1051 6 місяців тому

Popular music is most often basic because not everyone has the ears of a musician. I'll never forget one time my "prog/artrock" band opened up for a top 40 cover band, and the audience consisted of about 30 people who came to see them, plus our two roadies. After each of our songs there was a smattering of polite clapping, but the stomping and cheering from the headline band backstage drowned out the audience.🤣😂🤣

@flucheaux Рік тому

“I’ll get over you, I know I will. I’ll pretend my shit’s not stinkin’…”🎶 25 yrs later I realized they were saying “ship’s not sinking”. 🙄

@nannerl6243 Рік тому

Oh that's bad..LOL

@gailburk1523 Рік тому

Omg...i am dying over here, i think your lyrics are waaaay better!😂😂😂

@3girliez617 Рік тому

😂😂😂

@apriladelewhyte Рік тому

Lol your way is more true to life.

@suzanneritter8001 Рік тому

I spat out my wine reading this! Red wine. Fortunately I snorted it up my nose and swallowed most of the nasty backwash and no red wine hit the carpet! Too funny!

@PapaB78 2 роки тому

In defense of Bob Marley: he does make it clear that he shot the sheriff in self defense.

@cuanstonewallwilliams3316 2 роки тому

And they accused him of shooting the deputy too. Hence....

@kerryhoyle7569 Рік тому

🤣🤣

@MrChrisdube Рік тому

So did Eric Clapton

@aprilosborn1886 Рік тому

Thanks for being a pooper..

@SakuraMoonflower Рік тому

Also, the sheriff was injured but not mortally wounded; whoever shot the deputy killed the guy. The sheriff was trying to pin a felony on some rando he hated when the guy was, at best, only guilty of a misdemeanor.

@psefti Рік тому

My husband thought Jim Croce was singing “ meaner than a drunk outlaw” it was “ meaner than a junk yard dog”

@LornaEGL Рік тому

That's actually a great lyric!

@lizhowerton895 3 місяці тому

Those both work!😊

@claudiaarjangi4914 Рік тому

🤦‍♀️🎶 Blinded by the light, Wake up, Revolution, It's a Mormon in the night 🎶 😂

@LC-le9ew 2 роки тому

No one can convince me that the lyrics aren’t “Secret Asian man.”

@SoManyRandomRamblings 2 роки тому

I so have to tell my S.O. that one. 😂

@gregb6469 2 роки тому

In You Only LIve Twice that's what he became!

@carolannroberts 2 роки тому

They are on the Jackie Chan movie …forget the name…The Neighbor I think or something like it

@carolannroberts 2 роки тому

Btw. He played a Secret Asian Man, lol!

@BornToPun7541 2 роки тому

I actually used to think it was "Secret Aging Man"!

@theREALchubert76 2 роки тому

"Slash her tires and move on." 🤣🤣🤣

@Robin-fx3bn 3 місяці тому

@glasswingbutterfly Рік тому

From a similar site about hard to hear lyrics, someone wrote that growing up, he always thought Billy Joel's song,"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's been turning." was actually "We didn't start the fire. It was always burning, said the worst attorney." That one hit my funny bone and I couldn't stop laughing. That would be an awful defense against an arson charge.

@chrisjaybecker 7 місяців тому

My favorite misheard lyrics include Johnny Rivers, "Secret Asian Man" and the Creedence classic, "There's a bathroom... on the right."

@mrs.thomas-usmcwife5686 2 роки тому

I was 15 before it hit me that the words to the CCR song was "there's a bad moon on the rise" and NOT "there's a bathroom on the right" 😂

@bobok5566 Рік тому

Our youth group actually had a parody of that song completely based on there being a bathroom on the right. 😁

@Clevercat4 Рік тому

My daughter thought the same thing! She was considerably older before I convinced her. We still don't talk about it lol

@mrs.thomas-usmcwife5686 Рік тому

@@Clevercat4 😂😂

@shannonvanostran4531 Рік тому

I was 52(today) when I found out!!!😂😂😅

@nicolenichol3820 Рік тому

If it's done as a parody, it could be used as a commercial for immodium or pepto. At least that's how I imagine it🤭🤣

@rustyaxelrod 2 роки тому

I had a buddy who thought “two tickets to paradise” was “two chickens to paralyze”. Love Eddie’s music but I never heard that song the same again!

@beatlesrgear 2 роки тому

🤣😂🤣 Eddy Money was the kind of guy who probably get up on stage and actually sing that just for fun if you told him that's what your friend thought he was singing 😅

@rustyaxelrod 2 роки тому

@@beatlesrgear - He put on a great show and seemed like a good guy. I saw him on the Life for the Taking tour about 1982ish in Las Cruces NM. Even went back stage after the show. I saw another video describing him as stingy and cheap but I didn’t pick up on that in the few minutes we talked with him. This show was on a holiday weekend and they didn’t sell a lot of tickets, Eddie came out and asked the crowd if they wait a few minutes to reset the stage for a party. They turned up the lights and moved the stage to the end of the venue, right up near the hand rail of the upper seating and everybody seemed to have a great time, including Eddie and the band, they were really “on” that night. I don’t remember his name but they had the left handed guy on guitar that night, excellent player and killer tone. All the songs that night had a good, rockin edge to them, Life for the Taking was even longer than the album version and was particularly hard. Gimme some Water, Can’t Keep a good Man Down… Good memory! My buddy screwin up the lyrics was a few years later. When we corrected him he said “ yea, I always thought that was a messed up thing to write a song about”. Lol

@gregorszurnicki41 2 роки тому

😂😂😂😂😂

@audoremus 2 роки тому

This made me laugh harder than the video

@christinerobbins9376 2 роки тому

🤣🤣🤣 This reminded me of an interview with Ozzy Osbourne, where he said : "I used to think Purple Haze by Jimmi Hendrix went 🎶 Excuse me, while I kiss this guy🎶 😂🤣😂🤣

@EPICSOUNDTRAX Рік тому

This guy made me feel amazing. I am not an American and I was beating myself very hard for not understanding the lyrics and it turned out many native speakers cannot understand the lyrics too. Thank you.

@junglemoose2164 6 місяців тому

Many of aren't good at hearing lyrics correctly. I haven't heard lyrics correctly since 1997.

@TheWatcher-kv8jx 6 місяців тому

Yeah, well don't beat yourself up over the (British) Rolling Stones, either. Jagger was born with marbles in his mouth.

@MrSuganutz 6 днів тому

Salt water under the fridge.

@liftbuildwin1998 Рік тому

13 ads to watch a 26 min video is a bit much UKposts ,but I ain't going to subscribe to your premium package no matter what!

@LukeZwarteVacht 2 роки тому

I was driving with my nephew one day and heard him singing, "I'm blue, I believe I'm a guy, I believe I'm a guy, I believe I'm a guy."

@zookey9724 2 роки тому

He not wrong it do sound like that 😂

@gregorszurnicki41 2 роки тому

🤷‍♂️

@thomasarussellsr 2 роки тому

Song?

@LukeZwarteVacht 2 роки тому

@@thomasarussellsr Blue

@dalek_groot4486 2 роки тому

If i was green I would die

@jenyork23 Рік тому

My friend on a road trip with me: "I been through the desert on a horse with no legs..."

@gailburk1523 Рік тому

Lol, that would have been a whole different kind of hell😬😂😂

@RepentfollowJesus Рік тому

Oh my word. I loved America. But no legs. How did they get through the desert? Lol I would pay money to know what he was picturing in his mind !

@lifted_above Рік тому

I've heard of a horseless carriage, but a legless horse.....

@ConservativeHippie001 Рік тому

😂😂😂

@robadams5799 Рік тому

🤣

@richardwarren1718 Рік тому

Hearing your five-year-old daughter in the back seat jamming to Aretha singing "we going riding on the freeway of love in a pink-eye-hat."😂

@terri348 Рік тому

My grand daughters watched a movie STRANGE MAGIC. I sang along to every single song. The oldest looked at me and asked, "how many times you watch this movie?" She doesn't know it's songs I listened to when I was a teenager!

@dougiequick1 Рік тому

I loved when a band my kids liked covered an old song and then they were amazed my wife and I would sing along...but then there were songs WE thought were new back in the day that were also just covers

@angelbear_og 10 місяців тому

Reminds me of when my eldest niece was about 10 or so, I was driving her somewhere and Styx's Mr. Roboto came on the radio. I started singing along and her eyes went wide as saucers and she exclaimed, "How do you know this song!" Honey, it was the first cassette tape of my own that I bought -- when it came out!

@marthabowman5933 10 місяців тому

@@angelbear_ogl

@jaymartin4166 2 роки тому

Weird Al made a career from doing this.

@jeffrichards1537 2 роки тому

Weird Al is a God among men when it comes to music comedy.

@brandi8040 2 роки тому

Weird Al is a genius. 🙏

@Somegirl811 2 роки тому

Yes!!! Weird Al forever!

@RondTripp 2 роки тому

My fave!

@Primalxbeast 2 роки тому

That's different because he's intentionally funny. 😀

@ChestinysDialed 2 роки тому

I remember years ago I had a friend singing Amadeus in the car. Her chorus lyrics were 'Hot potatoes, hot potatoes' Try unhearing that for the rest of your life.

@Hollylivengood Рік тому

Oh that is rough. I had a friend who would sing out Are you bringing in the shives to Steely Dan's Reeling in the Years. I understand your pain.

@SakuraMoonflower Рік тому

I CACKLED, I LOVE MONDEGREENS! XD

@kaliefaul1905 Рік тому

My dumbass used to think that Nirvana sang: *Ugly mask on a banana* *A potato in a Speedo* I was a strange kid. 😂

@seanwilkinson7431 Рік тому

I was also a huge fan of Wolfgang Hot Potatoes Mozart as a kid. Rock me, Hot Potatoes!

@Thi-Nguyen Рік тому

OMG! You guys are KILLING ME! I am trying SO HARD right now not to laugh too loud! My other half is sleeping - has to work tomorrow and I’m retired. I’m always up late watching comedy on UKposts but the messed up lyrics in this one is just killing me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@NoName-fx9zi Рік тому

My wife thought "I Got My Mind Set On You" by George Harrison said "Back Up, I Might Sit On You." 🤔

@ericwalker8636 Рік тому

"Sweet Child Of Mine" ~ "...and pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by." When does thunder do ANYTHING quietly, Axl?

@goobs3988 Рік тому

That’s on you. Axl was praying for a miracle.

@robshepherd3782 Рік тому

Ripped off from a song by an Australian band. Look it up on here. Sweet child of mine original.

@robshepherd3782 Рік тому

Australian Crawl. Thats the bands name.

@kingcarrot6355 Рік тому

It O' mine captain 😂😂

@johnnye87 Рік тому

You mean, that memory of wishing as a scared child that the scary thing would go away was.... IRRATIONAL??? I think you've blown this case wide open

@linoleluminum2017 2 роки тому

" i'd catch a grenade for her " "prove it son" ... best reply

@rsnak3803 2 місяці тому

😊

@42ayla 2 роки тому

I remember my grandfather complaining about my music being so repetitive. He wasn't real happy when I pointed out the chorus to one of his favourite songs was 'I'm going to leave old Durham town. I'm going to leave old Durham town. I'm going to leave old Durham town, and that leavin's really getting me down." Apparently that was different.

@scabscerte 2 роки тому

Every blues song sounds like the singer has short term memory loss.

@neptunesotherdaughter7119 2 роки тому

ALWAYS IS.

@christinerobbins9376 2 роки тому

😂😂😂

@christinagomez5079 2 роки тому

Lol, it always is certainly different, no apparently about it.

@1vtmom966 2 роки тому

Cool! My mind sang "And the leavin's really getting me down".

@mirrorneurongirl 7 місяців тому

Up until two years ago I thought the lyrics were "all the boys think she's a spaz, she's got Betty Davis eyes"

@MiBzAn Рік тому

Gosh the family resemblance is strong. I imagine Chris would be enjoying this show immensely. Keep us laughing Kevin ❤️

@ViewThis. 2 роки тому

"Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, 'cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again !" Ahhh the 70's cocaine fueled disco lyrics.

@grandmalovesmebest 2 роки тому

I remember singing that when it first came out. My husband said I must have misunderstood the lyrics.😡

@daybird2 2 роки тому

Arthur Treacher once recited that entire song as a poem on the Merv Griffin Show and I laughed until I hurt all over! (think I just dated myself)

@triggerwarning5762 2 роки тому

The original was Richard Harris, 1968.

@rort1371 2 роки тому

Sometimes lyrics are just meant to paint a vivid picture of a scene in your head. It doesn’t always have to make sense

@angelamillard6418 2 роки тому

❤ actual lyrics lol😂

@TexasLadyS 2 роки тому

When I was a teen in the early 80’s, my grandmother loved my music! Mostly The Bee Gees were her favorites. Every time I played their music she would get up and dance!

@bethclark8088 Рік тому

My daddy absolutely loves The Bee Gees. I love them too. I was born in 87 lol my Mama was a teen when she had me.

@mikemcleroy8265 Рік тому

That’s a cool grandma!

@d.taygray1250 Рік тому

Love love love The Bee Gees. In fact I have their greatest hits in the cd player in my car right now. 😄❤️🎶

@RepentfollowJesus Рік тому

My grandma lived Turn The Page by Bob Seger.

@randomchipfat937 Рік тому

My grandmother was deaf

@dodgermkz Рік тому

To this day I still hear “I’m not talkin’ ‘bout the linen…” in the song “I’d Really Love to See You Tonight” by England Dan and John Ford Coley. 😂

@rogersikorski3794 Рік тому

Goddamn, I always thought that too.

@riverraisin1 Рік тому

It took me 30 years to figure out what he was saying.

@timz7548 7 місяців тому

And I don't want to change your lights

@DonMachado 8 місяців тому

It really is, "Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night."😁

@anest-uk 2 роки тому

I grew up listening to the classic 'Caribou Queen' by Billy Ocean, celebrating the great migrations over the tundra.

@Crumponalog Рік тому

Right? It doesn't sound like he's singing "Carribean" at all!

@MisterBeauJanGels 10 місяців тому

I always thought that Michael McDonald song "Ya Mo B There" was actually "Jaimoe Be There", an homage to that awesome drummer from The Allman Brothers Band.

@SealedEvidence 6 місяців тому

😂😂😂😂

@HAUNTED-DOLL 2 роки тому

As a child I was a little disturbed whenever I'd hear Kenny Rogers sing, "You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille. With four hungry children and a crotch that won't heal..."

@jamesboyle2750 2 роки тому

For me it was always 400 children

@kathleenbutler4602 2 роки тому

🤣😂

@andreakaniecki7250 2 роки тому

I’m dying that explains so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@vickyadams523 2 роки тому

🤣

@bigfoot4000 2 роки тому

Four hundred children that crapped in the field.

@waynecarter2169 Рік тому

When the guy was talking about B.O.B.'s part in the Bruno Mars sing, I thought he was going to say something about the fact that B.O.B. sounds like he's singing "Nuttin' on you" instead of "Nothin' on you" 😆

@BradB93 Рік тому

Everyone is hilarious. But, Brad Upton is just straight up GENIUS!😂

@bakhytgul4457 Рік тому

Yep! Watched and rewatched his part :)))

@TracyIce Рік тому

I love Brad Upton, should be a lot more popular he deserves it. Never a dull moment listening to his shows!

@thatdamkat 10 місяців тому

Yes He Is! ❤😂❤

@gregb8565 3 місяці тому

Been waiting 2 years since I saw this fir him to visit the Bay Area

@Youtuber5775- 2 роки тому

Peter Gabriel’s song “big time,” helped me so much. My little boy thought it said “pee time” so he would run to the toilet to go. Then it became poop time and he was potty trained! 😜😂🤣

@wesleytownsend8214 Рік тому

You are brilliant! I’d like to time travel back about 12 years for my grandson and try that! I wish you the very best!

@bobstadelmayer8402 Рік тому

You got to fight...for your right...to potty!

@nostradamus7648 Рік тому

Don't get too excited. That's the same kid picking out your nursing home.

@fluidikons Рік тому

It's even got encouraging lines like "I'm on my way I'm making it.."🤣🤣

@design_is_my_jam8823 Рік тому

@@fluidikons 😂😂😂

@marygrant882 Рік тому

Kenny Rogers, You picked a fine time to leave me you seal. Abba, Dancing Queen young and sweet only seven teeth.

@robadams5799 Рік тому

"Only seven teeth." That's HYSTERICAL! '🤣

@jzinser-mandala9117 Рік тому

@@robadams5799. ‘you seal” is pretty funny too. Isn’t hat song called Lucille?

@justinbarnes5498 Рік тому

400 children with a crop in the field.....

@The_Infamous_Boogyman Рік тому

Does he really say "you seal"? The hell does that mean?

@youropionmattersnot 11 місяців тому

Picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel....

@TakaComics Рік тому

I remember finding a website of misheard lyrics that people would send in, and the one that always stayed in my head was that classic Aerosmith song… “Lovin’ an alligator!”

@dinaghikas7933 Рік тому

Was it kissthisguy? I loved that website.

@kenwittlief255 10 місяців тому

slow talking Walter, the Fire Engine Guy

@boboften9952 Рік тому

" You're getting ahead of me ma'am " Laugh my arse off .

@joshuablack8221 2 роки тому

All Pearl Jam songs sound like my drunk uncle singing in the garage 😂

@rorschach4391 2 роки тому

Evenflow!!!

@tophernuttle420 2 роки тому

I'm certain I heard a shabalabadingdong in there fkn somewhere....

@robadams5799 2 роки тому

I've been noticing that a disturbing number of singers lately have been sounding like Hootie and the Blowfish--which means they sing like they have a clothespin on their nose.

@lisagulick4144 2 роки тому

@@rorschach4391 While i agree about Vetter's enunciation, the song you mention is serious. There's nothing stupid about homeless people with mental problems.

@chriswhite2151 2 роки тому

The tunes sound like he is making them up as he is singing them.

@vivianchase-williams8508 Рік тому

On my way home from work the female DJ came on and she could barely breathe she was laughing so hard. She said someone called in and requested “There’s a Bathroom on the Right” instead of “There’s a Bad Moon on the Rise.” To this day when I hear the song I sing there’s a bathroom on the right😂

@kenmclemore523 Рік тому

Of course... KDM

@eunique4819 Рік тому

OMG - I will never get that out of my head

@GeckoHiker Рік тому

That IS the name of the song. I was a teenager when that came out, and we never got to look up the lyrics on the internet. So what they said is what it was.

@johnnicolette9919 Рік тому

Funny thing is there is a live album where John Fogerty actually sings the line 'there's a bathroom on the right'

@cnault3244 Рік тому

Reminded me of the group National Velvet and their song "Sex Gorilla". The song was actually called Sasparilla, but when they were starting to become popular at night clubs & smaller venues they kept getting requests shouted to do "Sex Gorilla" so they just went with taht and changed the title of the song and just said sex gorilla in stead of sasparilla.

@BadPandaRacing Рік тому

The iconic resemblance to his brother is so scary he looks identical but yet calm unlike Chris....... Legend

@aylbdrmadison1051 6 місяців тому

13:05 What's even more hilarious is the guitarist for the Doobie Brothers was one of the original guitarists for Steely Dan before that, and he recommended the backup singer from Steely Dan who sang backups on that part, to be hired as the lead singer for the Doobie Brothers.🤣 I doubt this guy even knew that, but called it spot on anyway. He can't remember lyrics, but he remembers the sound.

@globetrekker86 2 роки тому

Lady Falone. Lady Falone. I’ve got two chickens, a pair of dice! 🎶 Mondegreens (misheard lyrics) are priceless!

@karenlowes7802 2 роки тому

My dad used to offer to drive me to school and then he'd roll down the window and sing loudly while I sank to the floor with embarrassment!

@chrisbailey518 2 роки тому

That's good parenting

@dewalt4594 Рік тому

Wow , you got a ride to school ? That must of been nice in the bad weather . A few kids I went to school with didn't even know who their dad was. You sound like a very lucky person Karen . You should call your dad and tell him thanks

@huasaurbana7652 6 місяців тому

"Life is old there, older than the trees, younger than the mountains.... Growing Like A Weed"... I loved this video thank you for sharing

@shirleyann3344 Рік тому

I was 9 years old when “Love will keep us together” by Captain & Tenille was released. I always thought the lyrics, “ Young and beautiful But someday your looks will be gone! When the others turn you off, Who'll be turning you on?,” was “But someday your lips will be gone!” 😂😂😂 To this day that’s how I still sing it 😁

@andytomblin2676 Рік тому

My son, aged 4, had a slight speech impediment and I will never forget hearing him innocently sing "play dat futtin musit white boy".

@Yougaljuboja Рік тому

🤣🤣🤣

@luigi-time5004 Рік тому

*America*

@josephsolowyk7697 Рік тому

Slight? 😂

@MammalianCreature Рік тому

@@luigi-time5004 Weebs

@aqua6613 Рік тому

I think at 4 pretty much everyone sounds like they have a slight speech impediment...it's called childhood 😆

@KRAFTWERK2K6 Рік тому

Missheard Lyrics are the greatest thing Pop Music is giving us. In Germany we are often referring to those type of songs as "Agathe Bauer" songs, which has its origin to that Snap! song "the Power" from 1989 where you always hear that shout "I GOT THE POWA!" but someone somewhere heard the name"Agathe Bauer!" instead. And so the whole thing basically became the name for a genre of missheard lyrics. I even recall someone mentioning he heard in Pink Floyd's "Another Brick In The Wall pt.2" the line "the dogs are handsome in the classroom" instead of "no dark sarcasm in the classroom".

@denalinde Рік тому

I always heard “no doctor has them in the classroom”

@abbymorel4925 Рік тому

There's a website dedicated to misheard lyrics: "kissthisguy". (Based on whats-is-pickle's "Kiss the sky", misheard to "kiss this guy")

@humanbeing1429 Рік тому

Reminds me of the Japanese dude requesting a song on the radio. He wanted the song "Yamaha Yamaso" And after multiple attempts to make the DJ understand his request, he hummed the tune and turns out it was supposed to be the song with the correct words being "You're my heart, You're my soul" And yesss, that's right! that's the song. Now sing along if you like it.

@KJ-kn2ph Рік тому

I had friend in High School who thought Paul Simon's song "Kodachrome" lyric, "I got a Nikon camera I love to take a photograph" was actually "I got a knife in grandma, I love to take a photograph".

@johnheath4305 Рік тому

Walk this Way = Walter Sway

@suziephillips2320 2 роки тому

Years ago I went to a club with a girl I worked with. The DJ started playing a song by Bananarama called Venus. Except she had never caught the title. She starts singing at the top of her lungs, "Well, I'm your penis, I'm your fire, At your desire!" I said um, it is called Venus, so you just got one word wrong there. Right in the middle of the song, we had a blackout as it was a storm outside. She was still singing along and right when the lights went out, she yelled, Well I'm your penis... Every person in the bar started to laugh!!

@sherryczerniejewski1850 2 роки тому

That song was originally recorded by a group Shocking Blue in 1968. I've always thought they used "Venus" in the lyrics because in those days you couldn't say "penis" in a song or on the radio

@beatlesrgear 2 роки тому

🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

@3dove37 2 роки тому

😃😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@celizabethteal1444 2 роки тому

🤣

@christacooper140 2 роки тому

God you just finished the lyrics for me I sing a song just to make people laugh and instead of she's got it I sing she farted yeah baby she farted she came from Venus gagged on your penis yeah she farted

@Blakeneyd 2 роки тому

“Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, the girl with colitis goes byyyyyy....”

@notsoseriousmoonlight 2 роки тому

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jonelfilipek7848 2 роки тому

You made me spit laugh!

@lauramalek3128 2 роки тому

'Cause...you know if she DID....she WOULD go by ....um ....slowly. 😁

@user-np7pq2gy1v Рік тому

Lol!

@Kaaukuu Рік тому

That's awesome! Set it up with, "Name a song about inflammatory bowel disease."

@glenneric1 Рік тому

"whatever you do, I'll be two steps behind" back when you could stalk all day. good times. thank you Def Leppard

@angelbear_og 10 місяців тому

"Every move you make, every step you take -- I'll be watching you!" From "The Police" haha!!

@sueware8377 Рік тому

My niece came home from church one Sunday and I asked her what she did and how it went...she said her favorite part is when they were singing...I asked what song...she replied: "Gladly, the cross-eyed bear"! Made Jesus grin, no doubt!

@kobayashi.official Рік тому

When I was a kid and we’d confess our sins in church and say “I am heartily sorry for them” I always thought we were saying “I am hardly sorry for them.” XD gives it quite a different meaning! Pretty sure Jesus thought it was adorable.

@simonsmith1974 Рік тому

This comment made my year.

@ceruleanblue09 Рік тому

@@kobayashi.official Oh my goodness! I would say something similar "Oh my God, I'm partly sorry...."! So funny!

@andrewvelonis5940 Рік тому

That's an old one.

@MsGbergh Рік тому

I thought there was a line in 'He who would true valour see', was 'He first avowed in tent, to be pilgrim.' It gave me an image of a man who turned a hiking and camping holiday, into a pilgrimage. The 23rd psalm confused me. Why were we singing about not wanting the Lord my Shepherd?

@shanegroves69420 2 роки тому

The hokey pokey joke was the darkest clean joke I've heard until the next one

@Thi-Nguyen Рік тому

I died laughing before he even started because I immediately knew where it was going. 🤣🤣🤣

@Chanteuse66 Рік тому

I can only imagine what it was like when they were trying to put the guy in the casket in the first place!

@whocares_bear 2 роки тому

I always heard it as "Blinded by the light. Wake up like a goose in the middle of the night."

@martytarver4544 Рік тому

Wrapped up like a deuce and a runner in the night… 🤷🏻‍♂️

@certainly2509 Рік тому

@@martytarver4544 What do those lyrics even mean? Lol.

@duckduckgoismuchbetter Рік тому

@@certainly2509 it messed me up for ages too. The real lyrics (from memory, having looked them up years ago), are, "Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night". The deuce in the song is a reference to a particular 1932 Ford. I think, the same kind of "little deuce coupe" that The Beach Boys sang about. Edited: A Duesenberg, a high-end car from the early 20th century, was nicknamed Duesy.

@certainly2509 Рік тому

@@duckduckgoismuchbetter Thanks, now that much more sense now! 👍

@duckduckgoismuchbetter Рік тому

@@certainly2509 I corrected it btw, the reference is actually to a Ford. And a Duesenberg was referred to as a Duesy. Which, until I just now looked it up, I had always assumed was the source of the word "doozy". But apparently doozy came before Duesenbergs. You can learn something every day.

@aaronbarlow4376 Рік тому

"I wanna reach out and grab you Jay-neee, I know what love ay-is" Dying lol.

@pft709 2 роки тому

14:20 Shockingly accurate Eddie Vedder impression right here.

@Burnout1997 2 роки тому

Owen Benjamin does a great Eddie Vedder as well

@victorianewton2426 2 роки тому

I know and its so true

@DarttheLegend 2 роки тому

12:35- that is the best and funniest Michael McDonald impression I've ever seen.

@venomousbluefrog Рік тому

The comedian missed an opportunity there b/c Michael McDonald ALSO does background vocals on the Steely Dan song "Peg"

@robadams5799 Рік тому

It's the ONLY Michael McDonald impression I've ever seen.

@MisterBeauJanGels 10 місяців тому

VH1 used to have programs full of interview clips by C-listers and D-listers trying to move up the career ladder by showing the world how funny and clever they were. One such program had someone goofing on Michael McDonald by comparing him to Charlie Brown's parents. It might be this same guy for all I remember.

@DorothyTurner-yo9sz 9 місяців тому

I was visiting my daughter in Utah when the hokey-pokey lyricist passed away. There was a Mormon church across the street. I was sitting on the porch reading, enjoying the day when my two dozen identical vehicles pulled into the parking lot Out of each vehicle came six people, all boys from one half, all girls from the other, they all stood quietly for a few moments and then out of the church building came the hokey-pokey song over a loudspeaker They all danced the hokey-pokey, bowed to each other afterwards, went to their respective vehicles, got in them and drove off. I wish I’d had my phone with me and could’ve recorded that. It was kind of mind blowing.

@donna6376 Рік тому

Lol my mother always thought they were singing bow-legged woman 😆😆🤣🤣

@robadams5799 Рік тому

Your mother thought who were singing "bow-legged woman"?

@buckbuchanan4902 2 роки тому

My brother used to think Journey was singing "So now I've come to you, with broken arms", until I explained it was "with open arms." And I used to honestly think that Elton John was singing "hold me closer, Tony Danza", until I learned it was actually Tiny Dancer.

@sonofadeadbeat3051 2 роки тому

Tiny Dancer was a cover up. He WAS singing Tony Danza.

@colleenhonderich1598 2 роки тому

Oh, that's too funny!

@michaelmerck7576 2 роки тому

With Elton he probably wished it was Tony Danza

@joannaneale9816 2 роки тому

Watch the head lice on the highway

@scottbilger9294 2 роки тому

I thought a line in Rocket Man was "turning out abuse for near as long"

@ericbartol 2 роки тому

Combined, my sister and I had England Dan and John Ford Coley singing "I'm not talking 'bout the linen, and I don't want to change your life, but there's a warm wind blowing the stars around, and I'd really love to see you tonight."

@elisabethseaton6521 2 роки тому

I thought it was the Stars are out

@notsoseriousmoonlight 2 роки тому

Oh yes, I remember that linen!

@ericbartol 2 роки тому

@@elisabethseaton6521 It is. That was my contribution to the mess we made.

@eyeswideopen8570 2 роки тому

That's exactly the way I sang it!! This made me laugh so hard!

@MiscMartiniGal 2 роки тому

Oh man, one night watching "The Long Kiss Goodnight" I paused when the song started to tell my husband the wrong lyrics I used to sing. And them Samuel did the same! I laughed so hard!

@GoldenMarky Рік тому

"We have identified the body but we're not sure who the name is" well done man well done

@stareppinger8204 Рік тому

This is one of the funniest videos, 🤣 I give them all a 9! I watched this alone, and haven't laughed like this in Years! Thank you all, for relieving stress!! 😂

@oldrrocr 2 роки тому

AT 10:50, I SPIT OUT MY COFFEE!🤣 the thought of my wife twerking in front of the kids and grandkids... GOLD!

@kane2742 Рік тому

13:26 "I think they had the Doobie Brothers in the middle" Kind of, yeah. Michael McDonald joined the Doobie Brothers in 1975 and also sang backup on several Steely Dan songs, including "Peg."

@douglascutler1037 Рік тому

Someone should work this Neil Diamond lyric into one of these routines: "I am"... I said To no one there And no one heard at all Not even the chair OK, if you're expecting a chair to hear your existential cry you need to back off and wait 'till you come down.

@letsrock12345 Рік тому

That doobie brothers impression was spot on 🤣

@mcconn746 2 роки тому

True Story - There was a Peter, Paul and Mary show. I asked my son to come listen. I told him they were the conscience of our country. Their first song was about a blue frog. He did not say anything but he chuckled a little and gave THAT LOOK. LOL

@ineedanap1085 Рік тому

I had CD I recorded once by the Mamas and Papas. My daughter seen it and asked " who are the Mammas and Pappaws ?😂😂

@kenmclemore523 Рік тому

Sooo... when they got to "Puff, the Magic Dragon"? KDM 🤣

@Mercury_EG 2 роки тому

My thing is ruining lyrics on purpose. Wife luuuuuvs it so daymn much. Disney songs are my fave. "Let's Do Blow, Let's Do Blow, stick our nose right in that snow!"

@hailz9152 4 місяці тому

“And he says- SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY, so I call her BIG BOOTY..”😂😂

@JackF99 Рік тому

I love the parallels drawn between country and hip hop. The lyrics run down a laundry list of objects and terms that sell records and they all have to include those in their song to make a hit.

@5675492 2 роки тому

"I don't think Springsteen liked our Blinded by the Light, 'cos we sang 'wrapped up like a douche', and it wasn't written like that and I screwed it up completely. It sounded like 'douche' instead of 'deuce', 'cos of the technical process - a faulty azimuth due to tape-head angles, and it meant we couldn't remix it. Warners in America said, 'You've got to change 'douche', 'cos the Southern Bible belt radio stations think it's about a vaginal douche, and they have problems with body parts down there.' We tried to change it to 'deuce' but then the rest of the track sounded horrible, so we had to leave it. We just said, 'If it's not a hit, it's not.' But in the end, it was No.1 in America, and so many people came up to us after and said, 'You know why it made No. 1?... Everyone was talking about whether it was deuce or douche.' Apparently Springsteen thought we'd done it deliberately, which we hadn't, so if I ever saw him I'd avoid him and cringe away like a frightened little boy." - Manfred Mann, Record Collector interview (August 2006)

@RepentfollowJesus Рік тому

I was with a professional musician for 5 years and it made him crazy every time that song came on. He was " douche? Wrapped up like a DOUCHE???? What the heck does that even mean????" Sadly he passed away before it dawned on me it was a deuce. You have no idea how many times I have wished I could tell him nooo its was deuce like a coup !! He helped me with so many Elton and Beatles songs and introduced me to music I had never heard. I knew loads of old songs from 40s swing to 80s and everything in between. But he pulled some gems out from deep cuts on albums and gave me some new songs to love.

@FattyTwoCool 2 роки тому

I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought he said "wrapped up like a dousche" lmao.

@TrevorMoses312 7 місяців тому

"I got 10 bathrooms, I can crap all day" Oy 🤧😆😆😆😆

@wendischeer3609 Рік тому

My oldest daughter used to sing, “Like a silly can holder” instead of “Like the ceiling can’t hold us.” 😂 My middle daughter sang, “You can call me green bean” for “You can call me queen bee” on Royals by Lourdes. The best was best friend, in HS we loved Metallica and we were cruising around one night when she belted out, “Nupa joined this earth and quickly he said dude!” From the song The Forgiven.” The actual lyrics are, “New blood joins this earth, and quickly he’s subdued.” 😂😂😂

@billycole852 2 роки тому

I legit thought in the country song, "Check Yes or No" he was saying, "Jackass in Rome" my mom still laughs about it.

@paulagbt 2 роки тому

😆😆😆😆😆😆

@AdultThirdCultureKid1971 2 роки тому

My face hurts from laughing about these song lyrics! 😂

@grandmalovesmebest 2 роки тому

I'm laughing so hard not only are tears running down my face but my nose is running too! Never knew that could happen!

@anitawindbigler7100 2 роки тому

@@grandmalovesmebest same. Even if on older songs, I actually know the lyrics. I've heard so many sing them wrong. Bet they suck if do karaoke. Lol

@ShadowFoxSF 2 роки тому

They were all amazing.

@kathrynb4683 Рік тому

It's called laugh face🤣😂

@santosmadrigal3702 Рік тому

I saw a T shirt that said : what if the hokey pokey was really what it's all about .

@mattpijan4896 Рік тому

My wife singing Lady Gaga's Poker Face: "Carry my, cary my, my poker face!" Belting it out as confident as can be!

@ulysses1904 Рік тому

For years I misheard the line in Pete Gabriel's "Solsbury Hill" that goes "I'll tell them what the smile on my face meant" as "I'll tell them bout the style of my basement"

@GH-od6jn Рік тому

“Big Ole Chair that I Lie On”.. 🤣 “Big Ole Jet Airliner, don’t carry me too far away.” 45 years and my friends own lyrics still crack me up today! 🥰

@loris6341 2 роки тому

That B.O.B. "Nothin' on You" line: "Baby you the whole package plus you pay your taxes".... Classic.

@robynsegg Рік тому

10 minutes and I'm already GONE!!!!! LOL!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@johnnynbk 9 місяців тому

the stage settings here are really great, so well done.

@troytyler9640 2 роки тому

Van Hagar: "Only time will tell if we stand the test of time."

@rebeccajones9735 2 роки тому

Did Kamala write that?

@derekshuman9806 2 роки тому

My 23 year old daughter has laughed about this line since she was in middle school!

@beatlesrgear 2 роки тому

@@rebeccajones9735 I know her by her showbiz name: DJ Kamel :)

@seanwilkinson7431 Рік тому

Dr. Dre: "If I slip, then I'm slippin."

@billycarrier6132 2 роки тому

I guy I used to work for thought it was funny that he use to think Mick Jagger was singing I'll never be your pizza burning instead of "I'll never be your beast of burden." Don't think I will ever forget that.

@LOVE2Flute Рік тому

I love receiving a video from left field and I have to watch it all. This is hilarious! 😅

@bindig1 Рік тому

"A couple drops of water on my head and I'm gonna admit to things I didn't do" LOL

@evenberg8499 2 роки тому

"Who put the bomp" by Barry Mann (1961) is probably one of the songs from the era that actually got self irony about its nonsensical lyrics.

@evilbob840 Рік тому

I DO actually know those lyrics no one does: "Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night" A deuce is an old slang term for a two seater car -- a roadster.

@melanietoth1376 Рік тому

I was sure it had something to do with douche. Part of the reason I avoided looking it up for ages. I wasnt sure i wanted to know

@evilbob840 Рік тому

@@melanietoth1376 Yeah, it really does sound a lot like that.

@KristenKras Рік тому

I always thought it was a douche ........

@Fredman2410 Рік тому

More precisely, a "deuce" is a 1932 Ford coupe with a V8 - deuce being for the year, not doors. This was a very popular car during the hot rod era.

@CC-bu2gv Рік тому

Oh I thought a deuce was a turd. And a runner in the night is when you got food poisoning and you're running to the toilet.

@QueenHuda Рік тому

I really wanted to hear more from that first comedian

@DovahKanye Рік тому

Kevin Farley.

@southside3119 Рік тому

Who? Chris Farley's brother? Lmfao he has a name you know

@deenak79 7 місяців тому

Great mix, loved it!

@RoadWarrior-lo9vt 2 роки тому

My wife thought Golden Earring's Radar Love was actually "Red Hot Love". Oh and, I used to, as a kid, think that B.T.O.'s song Taking Care Of Business was.. "Taking Care Of Biscuits"

@pamharris7596 2 роки тому

Me too, years and years I thought that....been driving all night, my hands wet on the wheel lol.

@judylloyd7901 2 роки тому

I knew a guy who thought the song, "I believe in miracles, where you from, you sexy thing?" was - "I believe in Malco, wear your bra, you sexy thing." Hilarious! He realized it didn't make any sense, but he sang it anyway! 🤪🤪

@catslove3884 Рік тому

I believe in milko, where's your bra

@isabeld.paredes4923 4 місяці тому

I remember that song (You sexy thing) from 1975-76. I was in elementary school at the time and my English was quite limited, but in my mind I heard "I believe in nickels" 💰💰💰💰💰💰 Later on, I thought that lyric went, "I believe in knuckles". Neither of them right 😅😅😅😅😅😅

@jimthar17 Місяць тому

An old friend of mine used to sing the lyrics to "We got the beat" by the Go-Go's as "We got big feet" and I, and now you, will never hear it the same again. You're welcome.