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Technoblade cyberbullies in more than one language for the convenience of his audience

Tommy was like the first grader trying to hangout with 8th graders

“You’re no match for my 2 years of middle school spanish”

Always bully the orphans! What are they going to do? *_Tell their parents?_*

"officer I drop kicked that child in self. defence." "you gotta believe me" honestly one of the best lines in all of history

I love how skeppy doesnt count as an orphan and is referred to as "a muffin"

RandomHumanYT: "No orphans were harmed in the making of this video 😅" Meanwhile: Orphan Kill Counter

He once murdered 8 orphans... in a skywars game... with a PICKAXE

3:13 translate is trash. "oh boy where is the library"?! wtff lmao but that was a fountain of wisdom right there

"I believe I told you our trespassers get shot policy." **OMINOUS CAVE NOISE**

3:13 Duolingo bird sees you are on minecraft but your spanish isnt done

the 2 years of Spanish clip is always gonna be one of my favorites cause Tommy legitimately freaking surrenders irl it was that powerful

3:12 what the actual freak was that

7:13 Local miner goes on rampage, killing 8 children _and possibly more._

Oh boy where is the library

The song at the beginning makes sense. Techno is like Batman, but he still has parents --Techno in his first SMP earth video dedicated to cyberbullying Tommy

Ayyyyy caramba donde eatsa la Bibliotechaaaaa

I love how almost every time techno goes "you do not want this smoke. I promise you you do not want to fight me." And he is right every time.

3:13 This is the funniest moment in the whole video. This is not up for debate.

these are the time stamps of each clip that no one needed 0:15 the same three scenes of grinch simulator with skeppy 0:56 Tommy is dog food 1:05 Tommy is past his bed time 1:26 Tommy gets trapped by techno 1:35 everyday is bully Tommy day 1:46 Tommy does almost nothing to techno 2:06 Tommy gets denial of going to the antarctic empire 2:26 Tommy dies on the bridge 2:54 Wilbur wants revenge and so does Phil's spirit 3:12 AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECHAAAAAAA!!! 3:28 Tommy's chat is making fun of Tommy 4:02 Tommy gets mugged 4:30 Tommy "can" give Techno a diamond block, and top 5 swearing youtubers 4:55 Tommy needs to sleep 5:28 now Tommy has to pay $80,000 to techno 5:53 it was at this moment that Tommy knew, he fricked up 6:15 Tommy thinks time-out will work 6:55 Tommy owes Techno 5 Youtooz 6:57 Tommy is Frans Ferdinand but when he dies, everyone is like "eh" and World War 1 never happens 7:11 Techno kills 19 orphans and a muffin 10:05 Techno has a cooler bridge than black team and just owns them with his fist 10:25 Tommy tries to 1v1 irl with a knife and Techno says ummmmm no 10:46 Charlie betrays Tommy thats all i got

3:12 little did we know, Technoblade is a Catholic Grandmother gettin' out her sandal

“Oh this poor guy... Piñata timeeee... oh wow, this is a very durable piñata”

When the orphan fights back.

3:13 My man speaking Bart Simpson, Spanish, and French. (Why is he talking about a library?)

Is no one gonna talk about 3:12 when Techno just screamed “WHERE IS THE LIBRARY?”

"he was no match for my two years of Spanish in middle school!' well yeah i'd also be pretty dazed and confused if someone jumped me from behind screaming in another language

Bruh you can’t just play Batman’s theme for this lmao

"this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans in their lives" this had me dying hgxhzghz

9:13 " oh you poor thing, Pinata time! "

this is so cool to watch back two years later, knowing how far they would all go. Dream SMP wasn't even a thing yet.

I was watching a X33N stream today and he told a story about how he joined smp earth after techno left everyone talked about him like a mystical legend like “imagine if techno came back and logged on and killed us all” “well then we’d be dead”

this is the first time I’ve heard Tommy be annoyed instead of him annoying others

3:14 I put it in google translate and got oh boy where is the library

3:14 Truly words of wisdom

9:15 “oh you poor thing.” literally one second later “piñata tiiiiiime!”

"I drop kicked that child in self defense." Quote of the century

I love how techno literally screamed “oh no where is the library” at tommy

RIP Techno😥

Whenever Technoblade says blood for the blood god I yell in a space marine voice SKULLS FOR SKULL THRONE

"DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECHAAAAA" Its an important question

3:13 if you zoom in you can see the exact moment he transformed into the Duolingo bird

him screaming "oh gee, where is the library" at Tommy in spanish while killing him made me fucking roll

7:45 someone finally used that awesome clip!

3:14 Aww dang where is the libraryyyyyyyyyyy

Came here for bullying orphans left with techno’s oddly adorable sped up voice

3:25 best clickbait title of the century

someone: isn’t dead technoblade: well this is awkward

Why does spanish Techno sound like a Dalek from Doctor Who?

Therapist: Techno with a high pitched voice isn’t real, he can’t hurt you Techno: 8:45

nice edit! also video idea: compilation of that noise techno makes when he finds diamonds

10:35 Tommy “I’ll have a knife” Hmm where have a heard a kid with a knife....

Skeppy: that sounds really bad out of context *The context is him stealing presents from orphans*

A Spanish speaking king pig with a sword has gotta be the scariest thing I have ever seen

"The incredible shield pvp! It's so exiting to watch" I'm from about half a year into the future and I can tell you that yes, it is incredible to watch. You just need the right opponent

I'll never forget when Techno murdered Tommy while saying "Where is the library?" en Espanol

Techno and Tommy remind me of a “domesticated wildcat” and “feisty chihuahua”

9:30 "Techno don't think fast like Dream"

The way tommy just backs off when techno starts speaking spanish is my favorite

My man techno really out here bullying orphans and asking where the library is

3:13 thank you so much for uploading that clip

Missing you, king

May he rest in peace. Alex may have died but technoblade will be here forever

anyone else going throught there quarterly techno binge RIP to the Potato King

UKposts is playing a funny game with my emotions right now.

I look at this and I realise, Dream is so.much nicer to Tommy than Techno is. Techno is the literal definition of cyber bullying.

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The one where techno jumps down and yells Spanish while comboing him off the edge gets me every time

These compliations are really great. Thanks for uploading them.

3:13 oh my god I spat with laughter also wow his SMPEarth sword is SO POWERFUL

i honestly feel bad for tommy

I still love the "PIÑATA TIME!" part. It just cracks me up, the way he says it.

People bring your mom or your body into a fight while techno bring TIME ZONES

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6:45 tommy be acting like that one kid in school that asks to play tag and when you got close they would say timeout. XD

i can't get over how quiet tommy's voice was

9:00 please for the love of the Blood God never speed up the video footage when Technoblade is talking, his voice sounds so freakin' high.

The outro literally killed me. Bravo

Him yelling about a library in Spanish is fantastic rip techno ❤

So technoblade with anything is just a fucking threat no matter what. He is essentially John wick.

"Dude these orphans are getting destroyed"

Orphans after seeing minecraft ultimate: " *perhapes i treated you to harsely* "

Technoblade is the type of person that can get away with bullying people due to comedic effect. Thats why I love the guy.

3:20 tommy puts his hands behind his head like he was just raided and arrested by a swat team

8:48 he still sounds like a 30-year-old nicotine addict even at 2x speed jesus christ

At least these comments are still wholesome

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3:12 translation “Oh gee, where’s the library?”

No orphans were harmed in the making of this video... *P H Y S I C A L L Y*

I cant believe technoblade screaming "where is the library" in Spanish is such an amazing clip

That’s actually pretty smart to play the Batman theme song in a video related about technoblade bullying orphans because Batman’s parents were killed , leaving to him becoming an orphan. 1000IQ my friend

For anyone wondering what Tecnoblade said at 3:14. “¿Ay caramba, donde estas la bibliotechas?” Directly translates to “Oh Gee where is the library?”

Imagine Tommy himself getting this in his recommended

Techno: gets kinda mad at Tommy for killing his dog. Dream: foolish mortal

That's legit the best outro I've ever seen. Subscribed. XD oh and the content is pretty good too ig

YES THANK YOU

3:24 get spanish'd

This dude used the skeleton emoji 3 YEARS before the trend, amazing

These clips practically sum up what got me into the Mc fandom