Skeppys bodyguards: *immediately betray him* Techno’s Goons *don’t betray him even when bribed*

Hypixel: bruh pls no teaming Technoblade: *_G O O N S_*

Hearing him say "so long losers" in one part was both hilarious and heartwrenching. Technoblade never dies.

he made such a huge impact on everyone . RIP to the best minecraft content creator to exist

Hypixel: No Teaming Technoblade: It's not teaming if I hired them.

For the people wondering why he changed the thumbnail: Techno realized his decision to change thumbnails in the potato war 3 video got him 2 free million views, therefore he changed this thumbnail as well for free views, this was his trick to bamboozle us to get him more views, this was his was masterplan all along.

Seeing these videos now truly hurts, I'm on the verge of crying. I will truly miss Technoblade forever. I hope that you rest in peace Techno

Screw the saying, "Pigs don't fly." Spread your wings, Technoblade. Fly high into the stars. Thank you for all your content and the ways you made us laugh. o7

Everyone: wow techno changed the thumbnail and title to have Phil and Tommy Deo:

hypixel: wont let technoblade start a pig guild technoblade: time for master plan 2

Rest in Peace nerd. You've earned it. One last time. Technoblade never dies. Thanks for everything. Blood for the Blood God. Rest In Peace.

like a lot of people here, binge watching all of techno’s old videos. rest in peace blood god, you will be missed

“Always have an army of goons,” -Sun Tzu, Art of War

*techno:* hires goons to protect him *also techno:* protects his goons instead

"They were the best goons a man could ever ask for" "He was the most amazing kid anyone could ask for"

I'm almost waiting for that "SIIIIKE, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!" But it will only remain half true; he isn't dead, not yet, not until we forget him and everything he built up, pouring blood, sweat, and tears into his goals, eventually reaching true success. When I found this channel, it had roughly 300,000 subscribers. This is only really significant because it came before the Big Boom of July, 2019, where he saw a rise from the thousands to tens of thousands of subscribers per day. Even prior, I thought he would become one of those 'big start youtubers', who, through determination, effort, and a real passion for becoming a big content creator, stand against the rest, who see longstanding success through their drive and energy. But you know what? He stood out from even those people in the end. Behind that contrarian mix of overconfidence and humility, he was incredibly driven; as a UKpostsr, as a Streamer, as a Gamer, as a Skywars Player, and also, I have no doubt, as a friend and family member. He never forgot his roots, nor did he forget his goal- no, he always shot higher. I won't remember him as a famous UKpostsr; I'll remember him as the small content creator with big goals, and more importantly, the drive to achieve them. For those of you who have doubts about something, anything; see what can be done with the drive and commitment to do it. Technoblade didn't give up; not once. He didn't give up during The Great Potato War, simply to prove he could beat out everyone else. He didn't so much as falter when he was tied 4-4 with Dream and would have needed to win twice in a row to win. Nobody could take his bedwars world-record winstreak away from him but himself in the end. Then there's the time where he poured his heart and soul into Minecraft Monday, literally earning a world record in Ace Race and beating out a majority of the competitors as part of his true debut. But in the end, the only thing that could beat Technoblade, was death itself. He didn't give up even then. My heart goes out to Technoblade's family and friends. If even 0.1% of the world had as much passion and drive for doing what they love as Technoblade did, then the world would be a much better place. Sincerely, one of those nerds.

"Did you get a cult?" -tommyinnit, 2020

I think Techno just likes the word goons.

I keep hoping that this is all just a giant prank, but I'm pretty sure I'm just in denial rest in peace, bloody god. you're so, so loved by so many people.

R.I.P Techno. You will always be in our hearts. “Technoblade never dies.” ❤️

techno is just so powerful instead of having his goons protect him, he protects them instead

MinecraftGoon6 uploaded a new video: "Why i left"

2020-"They were the best goons a man could ever ask" ~Technoblade 2022-"He was the most amazing kid anyone could ever ask for" ~Technoblade's Dad R.I.P 👑

Techno is the only person that can cyber bully people and not getting hated for it lol

"When I wanna cyberbully someone I have to do it with my hands" Techno-2020

MinecraftGoon6: so when are we getting paid? Technoblade: So it’s treason then

He was so young. He has brought the battle to a tie, when you die the cancer dies with him, techno never looses

Bro was gooning before it was cool

“If there’s anything I’ve learned from Hypixel Skyblock, it’s that, if you have a problem, the answer…is SLAVERY”.

"My strategy of having 10 hired goons is better than your strategy of not having 10 hired goons."

i never had anything to do with this particular minecraft scene but since i heard of his passing i cant stop watching these videos and i can really feel how much nostalgia this must be for the kids who grew up watching him. and idk watching this might be the best way to get a feeling for who he was and what he meant to people. and im just glad this is available on here for everyone bc with most online personalities who die you never even know who they even were while still feeling really sad about their death.

now everybody's your goon technoblade... Everybody wants you back

"My goons are getting owned!"- Every main antagonist ever

RTGame: *technoblade is murdering everybody.* Technoblade: *hires goons to do the murdering for him* also Technoblade: *still has to partake in the murdering*

"Pigs don't fly" is a load of bullshit. Fly high, king. RIP Technoblade.

Still makes me smile. Love coming back and rewatching these videos

Plot twist: techno still has no friends and all the goons are just his alt accounts and he is multitasking and controlling them on separate computers.

The word “goons” doesn’t even feel like a word anymore

When your standards for goon hiring are so high, that it turns out one of them was Bhopping.

Goon 6: when i we getting paid Techno:That is an excellent question

We had " MEN IN BLACK " Now we have *PIGS IN BLACK*

So...Techno has officially become a supervillain. That’s nice. So proud of him.

Today mark a year since technoblade died, this was my favorite of his video. I remember recreating this goon think on bedwars with some of my friends, definitely doing it again soon just for fun

I'm gonna watch him even after hes gone, long live our king

50 years later.. “Y’know kid, Back in my day, I was a goon for Technoblade.” “Sure, grandpa” “Look right there! That was me: MinecraftGoon7”

Technoblade hired the goons so he can protect them.

Me just bawling my eyes out while watching all his old video all wishes for you and your family hope yall are doing well

I love watching Technoblade bully children

The only time Techno shows joy in his voice is when he's murdering people

The same as almost everyone else. Watching all techno's old videos again. Long live the blood god o7

Man, re-watching this years later with a entirely different definition of the word “goon” changes your perspective ALOT.

this is basically just techno recreating that one time where he got targeted in Minecraft mondays

Techno 1 year ago: "Bully them my goons." Techno now: "I can one shot goons."

The Goons will never forget their amazing boss!!

Rewatching those after so long feels so nostalgic. Its hard to believe that techno actually passed away. So long Legend 😟😟😟 !!! TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES !!!!!!!!

Imagine if this is how the Dream Duel went, the gates open and dozens of goons just come out and kill Dream.

Imagine being on Hypixel and then seeing Techno and his *goons* charging towards you.

Watching this gives me such good memories of when he was still here. We all miss him but guess what... TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

We need art of the goons watching technos coffin. So his battle with God is not interrupted.

4:06 There was genuine fear in Tommy’s voice

This techno Vs Tommy fight can be compared to 11 grown men drop kicking a small child

i can't believe this was three years ago :(

Im re-watching all his old videos, and whenever I hear his voice i forget that he's dead. I feel like if i just keep watching all his videos he will come back- but hes not going to. I guess it's just the denial speaking. Technoblade made the impact on everyone he came across, he was the single most kindest, selfless, hilarious person Ive ever watched, and i cant stop to think about what happened on June 27th 2022. (His family posted the video 3 days after because they needed to mourn.) I just hope to everyone -even if you feel the same as me- who enjoyed his content, that you know he woudve wanted us to be happy. He woudve wanted us to meme his death, but i cant bring myself to do it. So I write these. "When a person dies, they are not gone. It is then when they are forgotten when they truly, disappear" Fly High Technoblade, just know you've made a impact on so many people, and ever single one of them loves you. I know you will defeat the kingdom of god, Sincerely, one of those nerds.

My friends: Whats your favorite anime? Me: *its complicated*

Technoblade: changes title and thumbnail About 1.3 million people: interesting

I still don’t understand, how was he not more popular? His vids are so good it’s almost the only thing I re watch

Im rewatching everything. Its so sad that he had to die so young

LandonMC: Gets banned for crossteaming Technoblade: YES

When you're his neighbor and all you hear is, "gooooooons my goooooons".

Rip Technoblade. We lost a hero. Heaven got a legend

There is something comical about 10 pigs in suits with shades under command of the King Pig charging someone

Tomorrow is the 1 year anniversary of 12 minecraft goons losing their jobs.

"Dont worry about it tommy it will be fine" "OH MY-" Yes tommy it will be fineeeeeee

Thanks for all the time you gave to all these random strangers for years Techno. Hope you felt all the love, because we certainly feel the hole that's left now.

Laughed everytime he said goons

“i am a beacon of honesty” “you are absolutely not” Lmao friends know each other

Idk how many people saw this but in philza’s chat, someone said, “tricknoblade”

1:02 the way he so effortlessly destroyed the red guy after his goon got owned was crazy

When techno is gone, but I'm still watch he's video over over over over again:) 🕊

-So when are we getting paid? (All the other goons turn around to stare at him) (Thud sound effect) -excellent question

All votes for a series called “techno and the goons”

technoblade - bullying philza with his goons also technoblade - bullying the goons for bullying philza those that makes sense? i dunno

Who is rewatching after the news

Philza's chat when they see Techno absolutely dominate: Wow! So cool! That was clean! Techno's chat when they see Techno absolutely dominate: Pfffft, pathetic, he couldn't even do it with a steering wheel using one arm while balancing an elephant on his other arm

ok but techno is such a mood when he has his monotone voice so that means whenever he laughs its one of the most wholesome things ever.

I’m watching his old video’s since we’re not getting any news ones May he Rest In Peace He truly made all of us laugh

tommy has shown what true fear is like. RIP TECHNO

Imagine Techno in a second MC Mondays and all his goons joined

Nobody: Technoblade: reupload thumbnail and descriptions. UKposts: Let's recommend this again.

"Having abolised all governments of men, I have ascended to heaven to take on the Kingdom of God." -Technoblade

You will be missed Techno live on in our hearts.

this used to be called "I hired goons in minecraft" but techno change title to get more views

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Imagine just hanging out playing Pit, when you see Techno and his 13 goons sprinting at you full speed 😂

RIP we miss you so much thank you for everything you’ve given us 💕

Petition to make dream do speedrun while fighting techno goons

Tommy: I’m actually a god at skywars Technoblade: You underestimate my power

I rewatch his content every once in a while and it's nice to hear his voice rip king 👑miss you.

Rip to this Mad lad, still bringing us laughs even when dead, fly High king...

Tommy: I’m a pvp _god_ at Skywars Technoblade: _hippity hoppity that title is now my property_