SMP Earth: Battle of the Pit
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video edited by / wardenboo
some people in the video:
Tommy: / @tommyinnit
Sneegsnag: / sneegsnag
Ph1lza: / ph1lza
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music:
Music from filmmusic.io
"Upbeat Forever" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/b...)
@itschilled 4 роки тому
“Tommy is like -2 people” *Tommy’s trap kills both of his allies*
@potat0a1m26 4 роки тому
Maf
@diinobambino822 4 роки тому
Damn
@zilla5225 4 роки тому
Maf
@namename9366 4 роки тому
Prophecy confirmed
@shuyingzheng7379 4 роки тому
O_O
@victory8992 4 роки тому
2:22 "Man, that cough did more damage to me than you did." *_Oh damn._*
@orangecitron4367 4 роки тому
Now it makes sense
@OrangeC7 4 роки тому
Was Technoblade... GROUND ZERO!??!
@Potato-rb1lz 3 роки тому
OOF
@panda-gj2ml 3 роки тому
ouch
@kirry5658 3 роки тому
Lmfao
@Jean555 2 роки тому
"Let's form a book club." One and a half years later: *side eyes The Syndicate*
@EEEEEEEE Рік тому
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@MartianLeo_T Рік тому
@@EEEEEEEE E
@flarie7853 9 місяців тому
@@EEEEEEEEEE
@BloodRaven429 9 місяців тому
@@flarie7853EEE
@judealford6637 8 місяців тому
@@BloodRaven429 EEEE
@acssination8541 2 роки тому
Tommy is like the guy who maxed out charisma in a combat game.
@ernestchua5918 2 роки тому
I think his charisma is negative considering all his allies left him.
@cowplusdog5655 2 роки тому
more like stupidity..
@rufinolopez202 2 роки тому
D&D be like
@warrior3129 2 роки тому
Its the guy that forgets to put points
@theendersmirk5851 2 роки тому
No, see, he tried maxing Int, Wis, and Charisma, but he was rolling dice for the values, and got all 1s across the board.
@Metapplin 4 роки тому
"It's like drop kicking a toddler" -Technoblade
@bs2202 4 роки тому
Is there a problem?
@Scrufflord 4 роки тому
he's speaking from experience
@Im0nlyHuman 4 роки тому
@@Scrufflord lol
@bs2202 4 роки тому
You can also just do a regular kick and you get similar results
@justinw8716 4 роки тому
Android what’s wrong?it’s pretty accurate
@GoddessWhoUsedToKnowToMuch 3 роки тому
Remember, this was all meant to throw Squid off his trail.
@nukablecherries 3 роки тому
It worked
@eeejajduanenakdnnae 3 роки тому
Lol true
@Cravengirlita 3 роки тому
E X A C T L Y
@AuroraAquarius 3 роки тому
M P oh yeah I completely forgot about that.
@PuppyMaster504 3 роки тому
He
@AmberPanda382 2 роки тому
I love how techno knows he’s good but still never underestimates anyone. He’s kinda humble in that way
@lucaverde126 4 місяці тому
Taking off all his armor would still be overestimating tommy
@d1nodray 28 днів тому
Tommy is -2 people, techno's the army
@user-vx2vl9cr5m Рік тому
4:03 nice reference. For anyone who doesn’t know, Franz was assassinated on I think june 28, the primary trigger of the Great War. He was killed at pretty much point blank, and so was his wife, Sophie.
@stopmotionprime13 Рік тому
:(
@Lunarwolf-ly8tz Рік тому
He declared war on SYLVE
@vardhmanghunawat1801 Місяць тому
I still don't get the reference
@peternguyen8107 Місяць тому
Start of ww1 was due to the assasination of the franz ferdinand
@redsun420 25 днів тому
@@vardhmanghunawat1801techno = kill Franz Ferdinand (Tommy)
@jackpumpoen 3 роки тому
“tommy i’m not here to kinkshame you but that’s pretty weird” “IM 15”
@silverdandylmao 3 роки тому
HOW ARE THERE 198 LIKES BUT NO COMMENTS also LMAO the poor guy xD
@shaelashunk6655 3 роки тому
22:14
@sirmemesalotthefirst5112 3 роки тому
“That’s even worse!”
@eefflie 3 роки тому
the fact that’s eret saying that
@davidthorp01 3 роки тому
That just makes it weirder Tommy. Not gonna lie.
@FreakingTacoMan97 3 роки тому
Techno: Uh, you can’t hurt allies right? *everything explodes* Yeah we’re good.
@ethant1014 3 роки тому
REALLY FUN APP THAT NEEDS MORE FEATURES THAN THE OTHER APPS I CAN I EXPECT FROM THE IPHONE VERSION AS A FREE DOWNLOAD IF I CAN I W THE REASON WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS IS A LOT LESS STRESSFUL WORK I WOULD DO A JOB IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS I CAN I
@antlersnd3627 3 роки тому
@@ethant1014 what??
@lnxtc9234 3 роки тому
@@ethant1014 fax ngl
@falconfruitpunch9777 3 роки тому
saw this right while that part started
@football.prodz4544 3 роки тому
BLOOD!!!!🩸🩸
@padma6182 2 роки тому
"Fight me like a man" - The Child
@r4v3n719 Рік тому
like a lot of people here, binge watching all of techno’s old videos. rest in peace blood god, you will be missed
@veild1568 Рік тому
Same
@bb-cu9bo Рік тому
yep
@dinttakename6761 Рік тому
Same
@marleyl2548 Рік тому
same
@nullify4166 Рік тому
Same.
@CyramicBOMB 4 роки тому
"I don't know the details but we're doing a war" - Techno just wanting to beat someone up
@coreytaylor447 4 роки тому
-most of the people in WW1
@bs2202 4 роки тому
-The Italians 1939
@itsagoodday5466 4 роки тому
BLOOD FOR THE TECHNOGOD
@jasn.3382 4 роки тому
Here before “omg thanks for the likes”
@jnprge 4 роки тому
the thousandth like
@fidget0227 3 роки тому
No threat hits harder than “You wanna be Franz Ferdinand?”
@robertodanoob 3 роки тому
Nah the best threat is “I wasn’t accepted into art school and I don’t like your race”
@leahgilland4932 3 роки тому
“I wasn’t allowed in art school and I won’t allow your life”
@reyeshcha 3 роки тому
@@robertodanoob technohitler?
@krispykracker3780 3 роки тому
@@reyeshcha wizard hitler
@reyeshcha 3 роки тому
@@krispykracker3780 lol yes
@fakerl-youtube9286 Рік тому
"They say legends never die" Rest in peace technoblade you will live in our hearts
@venommonster5676 Рік тому
bro shut up and watch the video
@captainom5065 Рік тому
This man speaks facts
@LittleNoobRobloxandballerplays Рік тому
this man is a like beger
@LittleNoobRobloxandballerplays Рік тому
but this is true
@EEEEEEEE Рік тому
E
@pkhl_1617 Рік тому
Rest in Peace nerd. You've earned it. One last time. Technoblade never dies. Thanks for everything. Blood for the Blood God. Rest In Peace.
@jimmynuggets6516 Рік тому
His name isn't nerd it's dave smh my head
@pkhl_1617 Рік тому
@@jimmynuggets6516 good one, idk of your joking or not but either way, imma miss his vids.
@Vam246 Рік тому
His name is Alex
@pkhl_1617 Рік тому
@@Vam246 yeah I'm aware, I called him a nerd for comedic effect
@Vam246 Рік тому
@@pkhl_1617 I meant it for the Dave guy. Jimmy nuggets
@zxflamiesansuzx8953 4 роки тому
13:48 "I'll catch it" *b o n k*
@aa-tj8be 3 роки тому
yes
@boredishfish2717 3 роки тому
Yes
@ecxdee 3 роки тому
777 likes
@lucs179 3 роки тому
yes
@suntzu2508 3 роки тому
*B o n k*
@Kevin-Nivek 4 роки тому
Tommy: *is fighting everyone with only Sylvee as an ally* Also Tommy: *Declares war on Sylvee*
@trenchdestroyer6995 3 роки тому
MA NAMEZ JEFF basically ww1
@lokop-bq3ov 3 роки тому
Yup, he’s an idiot
@theblandcharlie822 3 роки тому
superior tactics are that which supass the sum of your armies and generals - Blun Blue
@nahlies2382 3 роки тому
*has Sylvee as an ally* *Steals her clothes* *me, facepalming*
@Hat- 3 роки тому
Also also Tommy: *Is a narcissistic little shit*
@Miniminer1999 2 роки тому
"Don't phil we're neutral!" We have technotrain, technoboat, technoplane, technonope, technohope, techno-child bullier, we need one for war criminal. Technocrime
@-ZM_Gaming- 17 днів тому
Technocyberbully
@tomatosuper9649 2 роки тому
The shot of Techno holding out his gun while just casually talking to Sneeg and Scot while bombs are exploding on them is so hilarious to me.
@AmbienNocturan 4 роки тому
Tommy is that kid who says "Time out" when you're about to tag him and then complains when you do it.
@AmbienNocturan 4 роки тому
Oops, didn't see the other comment.
@thisisafalseaccount105 3 роки тому
Cyll it’s okay it doesn’t matter if someone else says something that’s close to this
@potatogaming7044 3 роки тому
6:18
@in_hiding 3 роки тому
That one kid- *When they tag you* "HAHAHA I TAGGED YOU YOU SUCK IM THE BEST" *Before you tag them* "NO NO NO NO WAIT STOP STOP IT TIME OUT STOP IT PAUSE GAME T.O." *When you tag them* "ITS NOT FAAAAAAIR BOB TRIPPED ME SO HE SHOULD BE THE TAGGER NOT ME NOT FAIR!1!1!1!!1"
@astrofield6359 3 роки тому
666th like
@duskshard4854 3 роки тому
“Lets point our guns at him, just like the US school system!”
@BananaWasTaken 3 роки тому
He’s not wrong you know
@sniper_rifle_3009 3 роки тому
True
@Fck_the_atf 3 роки тому
As an American I can confirm
@Starman062 3 роки тому
If only school existed now
@gabbiohotstuffyo9194 3 роки тому
tite
@OminousMailman Рік тому
Community-phil is old he gets tired a lot Phil- Cyberbullies child,World dominates with an anarchist legend,becomes the ally of most powerful person on Dream SMP,And still finds time to do hardcore
@harmonyapril3900 Рік тому
Love the Phill and Techno dynamic because Phill is all nice and responsible around everyone else but around Techno he just starts blowing things up and needing Techno to talk him out of murdering villagers
@definitelyamagikarp4380 4 роки тому
Tommy: “I’m not afraid of you!” Technoblade: “Then you will die braver than most!”
@devjairam487 3 роки тому
Hahaha😂😂😂 a star wars rebel quotes
@xd51000 3 роки тому
Tommyinnit = Ezra Bridger Technoblade = Darth Vader
@GamingWithCalvin1 3 роки тому
he got better tho. He even won a war against dream.
@wednesday9347 3 роки тому
@@GamingWithCalvin1 you can say that
@liemduongthanh8386 3 роки тому
Gaming With Calvin “won” not really, he just landed a good trade desl
@MrBlobs 4 роки тому
Technoblade: references WW1 Tommy: Who is France furry and?
@dannydog921 4 роки тому
Dat random man is random indeed
@earth1757 4 роки тому
It’s crazy how one man caused WW1
@carsonandrews8857 4 роки тому
Millions died because of one man's death NiCe JoB
@kivect9116 4 роки тому
France Furry Band
@huhulili9021 4 роки тому
@@carsonandrews8857 and millions more, a second time, because of this one man's death
@wildfire_ 2 роки тому
okay you know what, props to tommy for being able to hold up to that cyber bullying, even if it was a joke or an act, it must be tough being the loser all the time
@bayleerenee01 5 місяців тому
2:23 "Aw, that cough did more damage to me than you did." 🤣🤣🤣
@fragilebox1408 4 роки тому
Tommy when he loses : "I didnt lose, I merely failed to win" ~Oversimplified 2k20
@frenchwaffl 4 роки тому
Sn1xy Yesss
@GoldfishEmpire 4 роки тому
That's the spirit! Casper is scary; I don't like spirits anymore
@angrycrimson1462 4 роки тому
Dude, that’s cool
@diffzzz5302 4 роки тому
Sn1xy what video ?
@fragilebox1408 4 роки тому
@@diffzzz5302 The American Civil war part 2 15:30
@valerierae76 3 роки тому
Fandom: “Phil is that tired, stressed, and responsible father” Phil: *bombs Tommy twice and was threatening his villagers and is very much chaotic*
@halloo5288 3 роки тому
Your father doesn’t do that?
@dedea2140 3 роки тому
@@halloo5288 literally i thought it was normal
@michaelgillespie9112 2 роки тому
@@halloo5288 Nah that's my Mom. Did you know she went to war with my school system, and won, multiple times? 🙂
@lancetheking7524 2 роки тому
@@michaelgillespie9112 is this a "Karen sues school" or "bullshit teachers and principal gets sued" scenario
@gigacat9761 2 роки тому
@@lancetheking7524 bit of both
@notvoidluke Рік тому
RIP Techno. You made millions or peoples day because of your amazing personality, energy and overall living your life to the best. You were so inspiring and kind. RIP Legend.
@oliviadesaulniers3741 Рік тому
2:20 That cough did more damage to me than you did -techno
@rohangorajia2359 4 роки тому
I love how Fit comes in all ready to destroy everyone and he just gets to chill
@memesrdreams4854 4 роки тому
"Florida Man brings entire nuclear arsenal to barbecue"
@marshmallowallen5677 4 роки тому
Sebastian Acosta 2b2t in a nutshell
@arwen402 3 роки тому
him walking up with end crystals killed me
@TurinTurambar72 3 роки тому
Dude, did you see crystal PvP?
@isfren5482 3 роки тому
Tbh I watched fit longer then techno blade
@acemusic_va 4 роки тому
13:35 Baked potato: thrown Potatoes: thrown Rotten flesh: thrown **grenade explosion** _"One of those things was not like the other--"_
@benco1085 4 роки тому
The cooked potato as it did damage
@miles1034 4 роки тому
"gun explosion" That is the single dumbest thing I have read besides "no one should have a magazine that fits 100 clips in it" also that was a hand grenade
@jamnt832 3 роки тому
*Its just a spicy chicken nugget*
@funfaxwithyaboi6483 3 роки тому
Rotten flesh has no a
@cryowave5031 3 роки тому
a potato is genetically similar to a grenade though
@jakistyp4703 Рік тому
1:53 tobuscus is name so, but MEANING is happy, spontaneous, generous, magnetic personality
@Purplest_ Рік тому
Boring chat members: "Death, Blood, Violence." Chad chat members: "Tobuscus."
@lizzarddoggo8775 3 роки тому
Tommy: Constantly looses, has no armor, and is surrounded with guns pointed at his head. Also Tommy: Gimme money and call me alpha male, nonnegotiable.
@aa-tj8be 3 роки тому
correct
@jakestan1185 3 роки тому
And techno is a coward even though I ran away so much
@samermadanat3998 3 роки тому
OMG techno only got 10 kills TRASH! Jk this was a joke I. Am imitating techno Fans
@samermadanat3998 3 роки тому
Stans
@samermadanat3998 3 роки тому
@@aa-tj8be not fans
@MiracleMr 3 роки тому
"So today we're doing a war." Technoblade said CALMLY
@Cera_01 3 роки тому
It's because he doesn't feel fear. Only remorse.
@wolfiadarkangel 3 роки тому
I mean... *Blood for the blood God*
@horizonpenblade1288 3 роки тому
Technoblade should've played dumbledore. The man can be terrifying without raising his voice at all
@user-nk1bf6xq1x 3 роки тому
weird
@coconut2232 2 роки тому
Yeah u know Technoblade
@pinkharth860 2 роки тому
I come back to this one or two times a month and at 16:04 Techno not being able to get Tommy's stuff after being that close never gets old for me.
@SEAkuaa 2 роки тому
What's better is if he had ran straight at it instead of skirting he would got it
@CBeanie Рік тому
All the “uh”s afterword just make the moment even better ✨
@StarinSeb 2 роки тому
TommyInnit: "Alright, you know what? Screw you guys, I'm gonna keep fighting. Screw- Screw all of you." *Famous last words from one of Technoblade's many Minecraft victims*
@andrewistaken4673 4 роки тому
Tommy is like the villain that reveals his plan before he does it
@kurokansen1094 4 роки тому
so most cliche villains then.
@eon1633 4 роки тому
This is somehow a very accurate description
@notagenwunner9299 4 роки тому
He’s like Dr Evil from Austin powers
@qazxedq8322 4 роки тому
AndrewIsTaken so like every animated villain ever?
@I.like.my.cat.more.than_you 4 роки тому
AndrewIsTaken just Like Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
@aundersave 3 роки тому
“Tommy is like -2 people.” Tommy: Kills like 2 of his allies
@User-cs5yh 3 роки тому
Mathematically accurate
@gabbyonline4853 3 роки тому
the math checks out
@Marlin123 3 роки тому
Modtly becouse he kills himself
@usa5893 3 роки тому
Someone already has said this
@angliccx5198 3 роки тому
Coppied
@WitherHuntress Рік тому
Techno: That cough did more damage to me than you did If only he knew
@nickdanvers547 2 роки тому
8:49 "There's a big lack of base here" - Sun Tzu
@darkpro_xgm 10 місяців тому
"stop quoting things I never said" - sun tzu
@lyfehaxandtrix3481 4 роки тому
3:45 : Techno: *uses a simile* Tommy: that was a poor metaphor
@jehooft8569 4 роки тому
What utmost idiocracy, I say!
@acearachnid 4 роки тому
This is completely and utterly preposterous
@underscoredfrisk 4 роки тому
“It’s like the US school system”
@spencerguy1060 4 роки тому
But, a simile is technically a metaphor, look it up
@lyfehaxandtrix3481 4 роки тому
Spencer Guy although close, a simile, in this case, used the term “like” or “as”. What techno said matched the criteria of a simile. In order to be a metaphor, the comparison would need to be indirect and *not* use “like” or “as”.
@internetscum7867 3 роки тому
Tommy: "you know having 100 techno stans yelling WAR ON TOMMY in your chat really gets to you." techno: "I deal with it pretty well."
@ecxdee 3 роки тому
top comment with no replies?
@Michaelqqq 3 роки тому
top comment with 1 reply?
@phoenixunder9169 3 роки тому
top comment with 2 replies?
@tray1598 3 роки тому
top comment with 4 replies?
@boi8992 3 роки тому
@@tray1598 top comment with 5 replies?
@Vinixty78 Рік тому
Tommy "it's not negotiable" (6 guns get pointed at him) Tommy "..... maybe it's negotiable"
@X-SPONGED 2 роки тому
1:45 Techno : "alright chat, should we talk out our differences or should we use violence ?" *Voices - Derivakat [70 Voices Chorus] intensifies in the background*
@zadabking9791 Рік тому
:)
@potate7598 10 місяців тому
All warfare is based
@lukah9202 4 роки тому
UKposts: “Technoblade just uploaded...” I havent heard that name in many years
@ry4z314 4 роки тому
Luke Hostettler yeah
@kroebear6377 4 роки тому
it has been many moons
@frelted6744 4 роки тому
Kiavra gatekeeping new subs? have you thought you should be thankful as the growth probably encouraged him to upload more than biyearly?
@sharpstrike6142 4 роки тому
Yes ikr
@orleyweaver8630 4 роки тому
@Mr. Vic well long long ago he didnt make vids
@alisontshangana 3 роки тому
I like how when u enter his property it says: Hippity hoppity get off my property.
@alisontshangana 3 роки тому
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS!!!!!!!!
@emilys2562 3 роки тому
@@alisontshangana love that tho
@AbdullaHv999 3 роки тому
Hippity hoppity get of my property lol
@VERTIGO1327 2 роки тому
Haha now the Ukraines be like hippity hoppity this tanks on my property
@kyle.kaplanis 2 роки тому
HIPPITY HOPPETY GET OF MY PROPERTY NOOB would be better
@littlebitfix4511 6 місяців тому
"that cough did more damage to me than you did"
@oklhamhammilton725 Рік тому
Who else decided to go on a nostalgia trip and appreciate his content more?
@xMollyPoppinsx Рік тому
Me
@watcherwraith007 Рік тому
A lotta sad Voices
@subtocustom_9553 Рік тому
me
@thebedrockmask3645 Рік тому
Me
@xslproduction236 Рік тому
Me
@imab0t274 3 роки тому
Tommy: i dont need alies Narrator: he did in fact, need alies
@Nerdnumberone 2 роки тому
He needed to not start shit with Technoblade. The number of allies he could find was not nearly sufficient.
@EndoClaw 9 місяців тому
@@NerdnumberoneNarrator: he did, in fact, need allies, so many that it was impossible for him to win.
@mettatonneo1147 4 роки тому
I’d like to think that when the Allies were storming Hitler’s base in Germany, he was saying “Yo, time-out, TIME-OUT!” In German
@jaxonklaus838 4 роки тому
Probably Hitler: Jo! Auszeit! AUSZEIT! HÖRT IHR МICH?! AUSZEIT ICH SAGE!
@DjocarS 4 роки тому
Jaxon Klaus *jo! Auszeit! Auszeit! hört ihr mich nicht !? Auszeit sage ich!
@jaxonklaus838 4 роки тому
@@DjocarS thanks my German grammar is shit as you can tell
@tobiashorowitz9676 4 роки тому
with wilbur's german keyboard...
@blackthread4717 4 роки тому
Well he killed himself, if that counts as taking a time out
@admiralkreigsmarine8356 4 місяці тому
14:33 philza swearing is another type of funny lmao
@thefishybrother3624 Рік тому
Now that he is gone rip Everyone will be comming back to remember his majestic plays Rip techno Always in my heart ❤
@linestelmach7961 Рік тому
He was the best UKpostsr that helped me through a lot. May he Rest In Peace ❤️
@pcrChampion 3 роки тому
Techno the entire time was like “we’re neutral,let’s not cyberbully this child while negotiating treaties” while Phil was like “haha nukes go brrrrrrrr”
@tiahere8499 2 роки тому
@@littlesunshine1314 like father like son
@mynameissoap5760 2 роки тому
welcome to america
@tiffgunn 2 роки тому
Fghtgghg
@kingomnom69v68 2 роки тому
No
@BrizukoOG 2 роки тому
@@chillyavian7718 welcome to russia
@ronmcdon6553 3 роки тому
The fact that techno can 1v3 without losing a heart is so funny
@potate7598 3 роки тому
Well it’s because he drank a potion of turtle master which causes slowness and resistance so- that’s debatable
@aetherheart1954 3 роки тому
Muffin Exe Has Crashed its still a 1v3 potions are apart of the game
@sniffley7058 3 роки тому
Techno could probably 1v5 but he would need to use potions and he would also probably be close to dying
@ExtraVanillaTried 3 роки тому
@@sniffley7058 yeeeee
@user-kx8pu6ys5i 3 роки тому
@@sniffley7058 i mean he 1v9ed in skywars only losing half hp but that's debatable probably
@hen0botx472 2 роки тому
13:47 there has never been a better moment on the entire SMPEarth
@raptor_bestman7688 Рік тому
God this feels nostalgic when we took everything we had for granted
@therealcapybara Рік тому
You said it.. technoblade never dies
@nataliannawalingford8382 Рік тому
Technoblade never dies
@xddDracian 3 роки тому
I like how Tommy's life philosophy is like: when you hit full commit to it when you're hit timeout just a bit
@gclanassistant2778 3 роки тому
Yep
@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 2 роки тому
ncie nice*
@gacha_kira1322 2 роки тому
Nice
@allftw2677 2 роки тому
NOICE
@michelesawyers8410 2 роки тому
NOICE
@monke3247 3 роки тому
its funny how tommy started the war, but he didnt even get one hit on his enemy. He even killed his allies more.
@cowplusdog5655 2 роки тому
832 likes and no comments..
@Mech126. 2 роки тому
@@cowplusdog5655 yea
@sureshmahato5297 11 місяців тому
2:21 now we know it actually did damage
@aaronplayz9605 11 місяців тому
o7
@sureshmahato5297 11 місяців тому
@@aaronplayz9605 o7
@shiloh1606 Рік тому
Fly high techno 🕊 We love you
@justsomekidthatsinfinitely7090 3 роки тому
“Which set of armor do I need for this war” Plot armor
@doomsoul9096 2 роки тому
Fool, he needs no plot armor.
@justsomekidthatsinfinitely7090 2 роки тому
I know why BECAUSE TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!
@trishaann3489 2 роки тому
@@justsomekidthatsinfinitely7090 NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY
@Tectelion 2 роки тому
Technoblade is the plot armor, to be honest
@gs7391 2 роки тому
I feel like Tommy would need some
@tornadodex1366 3 роки тому
Why does Tommy think that he can negotiate the treaty in his favor when he lost every single battle in the war?
@ianaimon8286 3 роки тому
Tornadodex he’s 15 lol
@dogeking3697 3 роки тому
Actually 16
@Starman062 3 роки тому
He thinks he has speech 100 but he has speech 10
@Liam-bq1qp 3 роки тому
He purposefully acts like an idiot for the content.
@ianaimon8286 3 роки тому
Liam agree lol
@CloverDnai Рік тому
Watching this now hurts so much I will miss techno so much may he rest in peace ❤️
@impresivly_large_duck Рік тому
Tommy against techno: I DIDENT HEAR NO BELL techno:Fighting you is like drop kicking a toddler
@ikandoit 3 роки тому
“The thing about this world is that the only universal language is violence, and we’ve already had that conversation in the PIT.” I guess history really does repeat itself.
@ungefeiert 3 роки тому
IT STAYS IN THE PIT
@dep_team9062 3 роки тому
STAYS IN THE PIT
@admiralautistic2905 3 роки тому
*STAYS IN THE PIT*
@FOXEVY 3 роки тому
STAYS IN THE PIT
@cadie37 3 роки тому
*STAYS IN THE PIT*
@e1lmoose 3 роки тому
“Techno is not aware of 2b2t culture, i see” “I’m not.” *almost a year later* “So you guys ever heard of *end crystals?*
@f-ham1717 3 роки тому
I dont get it lmaoo
@lattiahirvio7824 3 роки тому
@Hero Games nah they actually have a separate hack for placing & exploding the crystals
@siriusk1453 3 роки тому
@Hero Games 2B2T also has a lot of area where crystals can be place, like bedrock floor and the obi highways, and auto clicker as well as build hacks makes it easy to place obi wherever they want
@samuelweston4977 3 роки тому
I guess that one quote just turned techno into an anarchist.
@theinternationalspectralun8742 3 роки тому
@@f-ham1717 it's that people on 2b2t use end crystals to pvp
@Tax_Potato Рік тому
Can't believe Techno didn't know abt crystals at this time
@tacoclaus8168 2 роки тому
9:25 Grunk:“Is asking for specs allowed?” Techno:”Bro, I picked the gold armor dude, just pick someone”
@Zendyes_ 4 роки тому
“everyone let’s point our guns at him” “just like the American school system” -technoblade
@The_Myfire 4 роки тому
Probably the most edgy joke i've ever heard Techno make in a long time lmao.
@brycehmxn979 4 роки тому
Myfire what about the orphan jokes
@spvo1886 4 роки тому
Myfire what about them
@Nohemypotter 4 роки тому
Like my school when I *B R E A T H*
@user-fi3or2ee7k 4 роки тому
“This is probably the second worst thing that ever happened to them [the orphans]”
@tienne7615 4 роки тому
Techno's enderpearl does more damage than Tommy.
@gtatiger1655 4 роки тому
tru dat
@keqingsimplol93 4 роки тому
Tru fat
@earrapestudios9066 4 роки тому
tru dat
@hanryo8459 4 роки тому
tru dat
@communistboi4699 4 роки тому
tru dat
@_Cubicake Рік тому
Everyone lets point our guns at him while seated *Its like the US school system* - Technoblade 12:30 best quote ever
@Longest_comment501 Рік тому
Yes
@filbertovandette 2 роки тому
I loved this server....it was so unbelievably wacky...you had the God of Hardcore...the narrator for the Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft....the Blood God...and a mouthy child....amazing...
@nootaboot7042 4 роки тому
"kill kill blood blood" "tobuscus" our lord and savior tobuscuslover has returned
@kabkabkab 4 роки тому
you know, tobuscus wouldn't struggle like you did -ds 3
@netherhobbit 4 роки тому
I am nether Azathoth’nyth
@netherhobbit 4 роки тому
Glory to Azathoth
@brendancappelli2611 4 роки тому
netherhobbit ...... Thrackerzod fha flegeth?
@netherhobbit 4 роки тому
Thrackerzod is tha best 🙂 throdogoth I’ Azathoth.
@258thHiGuy 3 роки тому
2:26 Tommy gets insulted by the only person on the server younger than him
@colown8319 5 місяців тому
Grunkkkkkkkkkkk
@randompersonthatplays5850 10 місяців тому
3:44 Tommy thats a poor metaphor Technoblade: who said it was a metaphor Fly high Technoblade
@deeznutz4517 11 місяців тому
Techno: That cough did more damage to me than you did If only we had known
@fudgelee624 4 роки тому
15:23 “The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself” - Sun Tzu
@deepwaterdude8291 4 роки тому
@@adoor6241 No no, it's spelled Sun Tzu
@toe552 4 роки тому
Dara Gopal Sun Zoo LMAOO
@playfulattire8819 4 роки тому
fudge lee I read a lot of manhwa, in China they read the last name first, so it's zoo-san.
@Crevasse 4 роки тому
Dara Gopal it’s Sun Tzu...
@alexm.2960 4 роки тому
@@adoor6241 Maybe that's because "sun tzu" is actually pronounced that way? "tzu" is pronounced like "zoo", not "tezoo".
@TheEpicEagle 3 роки тому
“It’s like dropkicking a toddler”- Sun Tzu Rest In Peace Technoblade, hope your doing well in heaven ❤️
@thatminecraftplayer8767 2 роки тому
Or if ur tommy tun szu
@thecat5955 2 роки тому
*-technoblade
@CanonMay 2 роки тому
"IF FIGHTING IS SURE TO RESULT IN VICTORY THAN YOU MUST FIGHT" - Sun Tzu
@cryptid_user5080 2 роки тому
@@CanonMay sure*
@joe9170 2 роки тому
Art of war
@applelover2294 2 роки тому
“TommyInnit is like -2 people” 10 mins later TommyInnit tries to kill 2 of his teammate
@goosifyed9717 2 роки тому
Silvia: punches sneeg Sneeg: techno stop hitting me Techno: fight, fight, fight
@gurapado6741 4 роки тому
who would know he is secretly planting potatos behind all this
@redacted4695 3 роки тому
It was all apart of the Master Plan
@DotALotTroller 4 роки тому
“It’s like drop kicking a toddler” *Sheds a tear* ahh the memories
@quantumflare 4 роки тому
DotALotTroller // A_LoneHunter truer words have never been spoken
@zpan1741 4 роки тому
heh, I get the joke. *WAIT WHA-*
@badimaaa4a548 4 роки тому
@@zpan1741 *
@lelerrer 4 роки тому
Badimations roundabout plays
@throbbing_moist 4 роки тому
I miss being a teacher
@Jayvan895 2 роки тому
Techno: "We have a guy with gold armor." The other team: "WE HAVE TOMMY."
@makomuru 2 роки тому
"Lady and gentlemen" has got to be one of Tommy's best lines...
@neilcabrera2399 4 роки тому
The whole crowd: Blood That one kid that never knows what's going on: tobuscus
@aidanlee7581 3 роки тому
Neil Cabrera tobuscus
@wowok8196 3 роки тому
Neil Cabera tobuscus
@PetrePetrescu 3 роки тому
Neil Cabrera Tobuscus
@SKAron25 3 роки тому
Tobuscus
@CarlosAM1 3 роки тому
Neil cabrera tobuscus
@122KingTulip 4 роки тому
Technoblade : drops out of college to upload more Also technoblade : *uploads less*
@explodingpug8707 4 роки тому
Lena Boo ikr
@emillammela2032 4 роки тому
He baited us all!
@hamod54 4 роки тому
@@emillammela2032 why so dramtic HE BAITED US ALL! THOU SHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN
@zSooS 4 роки тому
he was sick
@hamod54 4 роки тому
Ok zoomer
@BananaWasTaken Рік тому
Violence isn’t the answer, it is the question, and the answer is yes.
@Lily-dk1lg Рік тому
loved him so much, and i hope hes chasing all the little orphan children in heaven
@_qquantum Рік тому
..
@Hell_Of_Helios Рік тому
Hoping so too
@voidofthelight5166 Рік тому
Phrasing
@kryppled 3 роки тому
fun fact: every time techno killed tommy a youtooz appears on screen
@Zerdead 3 роки тому
Wow
@drep3542 3 роки тому
Damn
@tropical_7960 3 роки тому
3:01 what about this?
@galaxytaco2873 3 роки тому
Woah dedication
@beld3375 3 роки тому
Vũ Lê Đức Thiện -32 no death message
@ghidorah4695 3 роки тому
Wow Tommy has historically not had a good experience with pits
@ashleii9855 3 роки тому
underrated comment
@starlight0313 3 роки тому
How bout we toss him in the pit godzilla made after you died
@an1k_623 3 роки тому
I feel so bad for laughing at this. That still doesn't stop me so HAhAhaHAJhAHAhAjhAjAahAHHAhA
@whybo9115 3 роки тому
Tommy has supergirlygamer vibes
@imsun2681 2 роки тому
It stays in the pit
@ethangillett3548 Рік тому
The person who needed allies the least had people with him while fighting a lone man who needed allies the most. Perfection. 😊
@mrfreckles6633 Рік тому
i miss you sm techno, im crying about you almost every night wishing you never died, ur videos were the only thing that comforted me and now that theirs no more im actually so sad all the time, i miss you. i wish u could come back all the time, your all i think about i miss u so much, it breaks my heart that i never got to interact or talk to you in any way at all, i miss u more than ever
@korben600 3 роки тому
Tommy standing armorless, surrounded by people willing to kill him, and still trying to dictate terms just RADIATES the energy of that one meme with the cat surrounded by knives.
@Tsarsad 3 роки тому
or that one john wick 3 poster.... JUST SAYIN'
@TheBluePhoenix008 3 роки тому
He either has balls of steel or is a complete idiot.
@r-171 3 роки тому
@ The Blue Phoenix: Captain Gamer, Why not both? Arrogance, and Impulsiveness. Remind you of Anyone?
@Tsarsad 3 роки тому
@@r-171 ah yes I do rafferty
@TheBluePhoenix008 2 роки тому
@HAMZA BIN BUDI MAWARDI Moe lmao he's just a troll
@Baddino45 3 роки тому
Tommy: I dont need teammates Techno! Techno: Then you shall die braver than most
@user-ko1hi1fy9z 3 роки тому
Lonlier*
@llllavemder 3 роки тому
damn ooga
@DaDerpyCarrot 3 роки тому
*dumber than most
@raeday7364 3 роки тому
brave, or possibly just stupid
@Baddino45 3 роки тому
@@henryadams1412 Somebody got it yes!
@nohaxpureskills8696 2 роки тому
The timing where the server close while techno is trying to pickup tommy's stuff is perfect
@dogeyt1200 Рік тому
Blood For the blood god. Rest in peace you legend
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