The Most One-Liner Jokes You'll Ever Hear. Geechy Guy

The Most One-Liner Jokes You'll Ever Hear. Geechy Guy - Full Special

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The most one-liner jokes you'll ever hear in a full comedy special might just be from Geechy Guy. In this full special from Dry Bar Comedy, Geechy Guy lays down all of his best one-liner jokes that are sure to have any fan of comedy laughing from start to finish. Whether you're a fan of one-liners, or you prefer long form story comedy this Dry Bar Comedy special from Geechy Guy is sure to keep you entertained from beginning to end.
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@JoelJohnson24 7 місяців тому

RIP Geechy Guy. I just discovered him through this video and now I'm heartbroken to hear that he passed away 2 days ago.

@22lyric 6 місяців тому

Me, too! We're watching this Drybar show on our TV 10/2/23. SO I googled him. I could cry! He was really funny. I'm so sorry for his family. And US!🙏♥️

@seancotter9156 6 місяців тому

Sucks I'm older and he's one of those comedians that I always enjoyed that you just kinda forget about. Rip!!

@snickpickle 6 місяців тому

SO not happy to hear this! He was a treasure in the comedy world. Rest In Peace, Sir, and thanks for all of the laughs.

@kode4420 6 місяців тому

The good ones always go to heaven. 😀 He was a great guy.

@nelito701 6 місяців тому

He has always been good at deadpan

@Darkhalo314 7 місяців тому

I loved Geechy Guy. He was so kind. One night aboard the Carnival Dream last year, he sat down next to me and talked to me for over 30 minutes. He was hilarious even when he wasn't trying to. He will be missed. RIP

@Downecker 6 місяців тому

WOW ! Now that's a classy move! Sit with the people that brought you to this level of popularity!!

@stevenjustchillin 7 місяців тому

RIP Micheal! Your brilliant style of comedy will be missed .Thanks for the laughs

@biggtrux 6 місяців тому

R.I.P. Geechy. Thank you for all of the wonderful humor.

@Frankcapasso Рік тому

I admire him for the timing and being able to keep a straight face.

@thingfish000 Рік тому

I hate comics that laugh at their own material. That's one reason SNL blows.

@SweetChicagoGator Рік тому

Timing is everything on LAME dry jokes ! 🤪

@soullessfoxxx 7 місяців тому

I had to rewatch this special after I saw the news...RIP Geechy, you were truly one in a million

@tristfletch1802 Рік тому

just had one of the most truly awful days, and this totally fixed it absolutely hilarious, love this guy

@tusharray1494 Рік тому

Same here 😆

@syebethel Рік тому

Mothers Against Dyslexia.... on that joke, I FELT my "mind's eye" moving back & forth 🤪😅

@geraldfrost4710 Рік тому

I was thinking DAMM Drunks Against Mad Mothers.

@herrunsinn774 Рік тому

That joke is at least 30 years old.

@geraldfrost4710 Рік тому

@@herrunsinn774 Old? How about: A fly said to an elephant, "Mind if I catch a ride?" And the elephant said, "I didn't notice you land, and I won't notice you leave." This joke was found written in cuneiform, on a baked clay tablet, dating back 3,500 years. A dad joke isn't mature till it's a full groan.

@snickpickle Рік тому

@@herrunsinn774 or 03 years old, depending on your perspective… 😊

@jakiosborn1274 Рік тому

Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!!👍

@savage22bolt32 Рік тому

After watching dry bar for 2 years, this is the funniest comedian I've seen! He hit me in the funny bone, I laughed so hard I almost choked!

@549BR 5 місяців тому

Sadly, Geechy has passed away; but we'll remember him for a long time. A truly unique comedian.

@savage22bolt32 5 місяців тому

@@549BR Sad news, but thank you for the information.

@heli-crewhgs5285 3 місяці тому

Try watching the U.K.’s Tim Vine.

@pi-sx3mb Рік тому

Love this! Laughed so hard it hurt. This guy should have a sitcom. Old school comedy that is clever and hilarious!

@hughjorgan413 Рік тому

And Clean!

@CorynthianLeather 9 місяців тому

I love a good comedian that doesn't need to be vulgar to be funny. This guy was the best

@pi-sx3mb 9 місяців тому

@@CorynthianLeather Thanks for reminding me of this. Listened again and still as funny as the first time!

@CorynthianLeather 9 місяців тому

@@pi-sx3mb always ! There's always those videos you can come back to for a laugh !

@PatrickGriffithCUP1986 2 місяці тому

He's dead.

@annetteglass2006 Рік тому

What a thrill to see Geechy Guy again! We saw him perform in Austin shortly after he was on some televised talent show. This video had me laughing all over again. Thanks Dry Bar!

@stephenwilliams9923 Рік тому

First time I've seen this guy. LOVED HIM! Sad, so much junk on TV in resent years, and talent like this guy can go unseen by most.

@dawgridesagain8511 Рік тому

First time for me too.

@harrysmith8338 Рік тому

Cut the "cable", on "tv", over a decade ago... fully Awakened, and praying for one's fellow countrymen, to also cease slumbering.

@donnalamb6391 Рік тому

This guy has a different type of humor but he is so funny!

@jamesstewart8258 Рік тому

Brilliant! Thank you so much for sharing your talent and thank you for your hard work. My wife doesn’t like comedy, but she laughed so hard that tears were coming out of her face. I’ve only seen that one other time in 33 years of marriage.

@snickpickle Рік тому

Are you sure you’re not married to my wife? Either that, or we have a shared story in our individual wives. 😂 (My wife generally isn’t into comedians either.) But seriously, all the best to you and your wife - I forgot to mention that my wife and I have been married for 34 years, as of 2022! That factoid would have made my first statement even funnier, if not ironic!

@deserteagle7032 7 місяців тому

This guy is awesome. An intelligent sense of humour.

@jimmysmom7449 Рік тому

Until now only one liners comic I knew was Steven Wright. His punchlines are at times so absurd, they make you think. This guy is right up there with him. Will be watching them both from now on.

@ak2nda695 Рік тому

Wow I had to scroll a ways down before finding a Steven Wright comparison. I first heard Steven in 83 or 84. I always loved his deadpan style. I can't believe this is the first time I've ever seen this guy. I've done some amateur stand-up. The only thing I saw wrong was he was kind of explaining a few jokes. I enjoyed this though.

@SodoMojo22 Рік тому

Like the variety - Dad Joke's galore here. Good analogy with the Grenade comparison on jokes settling in.

@sheltonbailey6548 Рік тому

Quirky, random as all get out & hilarious! I like this kind of comedy.

@manchurvideo Рік тому

Awesome to hear Clean And Funny humor for a change!! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

@johngeverett Рік тому

I remember this guy from many years ago. It's good to see he's still in the game! And still just as funny!

@seancotter9156 6 місяців тому

One of those comedians that made me laugh that I kinda forgot about RIP

@jeffreygould101 Рік тому

I remember watching Geechy Guy on Comedy Central about 30-35 years ago when they used to show stand-up, but haven't seen him since. I remember he was funny then, and I'm glad to have found him again, and to see he's just as funny. Great set!

@staceydayton1965 Рік тому

YEAH....ME TOO..... Remember when COMEDY CENTRAL had....you know......FRIGGIN' STAND UP COMEDY????.....like when MTV came out &.....you know.....PLAYED MUSIC VIDEOS!!!!!.....I haven't watched either in years now.....

@travisspaulding2222 11 місяців тому

I remember seeing him on the Half Hour Comedy Hour on MTV back in the late 80s early 90s. Unfortunately, he was doing the exact same bits back then. He was one of my favorite comedians when I was a kid. I'd love to see him do some new material.

@robinredwine1417 Рік тому

Love this guy, so original! Great crowd. Loved hearing the one guy laughing in the back 😂

@gideonfyah1 Рік тому

So glad to see Geechy Guy again! Brilliant!

@edswartz7245 Рік тому

My friend's been quoting the joke grenade concept to me for years. I finally get it.

@Raellives Рік тому

He’s like a walking, talking Gary Larson cartoon!

@shazam6274 Рік тому

Heeees baaaack! I haven't seen him for decades and he's just as good, if not better, than I remember. Thanks!

@brettbarager9101 Рік тому

Just goes to show that you can be funny without having a foul mouth! Keep it up. I went to his show in Saskatchewan . . . I saw him coming a week before he arrived . . .

@grandmasterthefuriousfive7487 Рік тому

Ure Christian i can hear, this guy is great, I don't care what the joke's about. dirty ones can be funny to,

@Justin-fq7vj 8 місяців тому

So you know him I would guess. 😏

@randomgrinn 4 місяці тому

And yet having a foul mouth makes it even funnier, and hurts exactly nobody in any possible way. Really strange to me that people want "clean" comedy. I assume they have really strange control issues.

@everythingelse3086 Рік тому

I saw Geechy on MTV's COMEDY HOUR back in the late 1980's. He was funny then and is still funny and still using a lot of the same jokes.

@johnsheetz6639 Рік тому

Joke grenades is one of them it's good work though it's been so long I thought this was another guy stealing the original grenade joke

@partybusexperiance3289 Рік тому

When you look at todays audience, 75% never heard of him. 15% haven't heard those jokes for 20 years. 10% are happy to hear them again. The guy is batting 100%

@bcowan1943 Рік тому

😳🤣👍

@vashmatrix5769 Рік тому

The guy would be great to hang out with, too funny!

@AGENTRITEN Рік тому

This guy was amazing!!🤣🤣

@JoeMaxFpv Рік тому

Must be an acquired taste. This is the kind of dry humor my uncle had all my life.

@TheWhorl Рік тому

O.m.g. Geechy guy. I saw this guy on t.v., one of the late shows, probably 30 years ago now, I was a young teen at the time. Talk about nostalgia

@Cakelady-gv2jg Рік тому

this dude is hilarious!!🤣😆and some of the people in the audience have the best laughs 😂

@thatveganchick668 Рік тому

So funny! I like his quirkiness.

@catseatcheese Рік тому

OMG! I found this guy by accident, and I'm glad I did! He's hilarious!

@HepcatNZ Рік тому

Me too!!!! To funny!!!

@SuppersReady8880 Рік тому

Classic gags, his relaxed style lets the jokes do the talking. Loved it.

@davidlyon3185 7 місяців тому

Rest In Peace, Geechy Guy 🕊

@capeaccountability4641 Рік тому

Laughed my butt off. 🤣 really needed that.

@stroys7061 Рік тому

That’s why they call it standup comedy. Cause you can’t sit … never mind.

@donnajohnson3334 Рік тому

When someone tells me they laughed their butt off, I calmly respond "...and now, you're buttless".

@francleo2002 Рік тому

GREAT comedian. I am so glad I saw his show, and those who were there, live... lucky people!!!

@DanielGBenesScienceShows Рік тому

Fantastic humor! I know you don’t tell dad jokes often, but when you do, he laughs! I hope to see more of you.

@smileawhile3788 Рік тому

The French roller coaster got me.. 😂😂

@riversong6216 Рік тому

love this guy's routine! So funny!!!!

@vilmabock478 Рік тому

"I have that Couch!" 😂

@colonelkurtz2269 Рік тому

Hey Dad can I borrow the house? 😆 🤣

@trueju 7 місяців тому

Rest In Laughs Geechy Guy🙏🏾

@MMmmmmBobbert 7 місяців тому

RIP!!!!!! A true legend!

@harrycarroll5170 3 місяці тому

One of the best comedy sets ever ! Laughing the whole set 😅😅😅 till tears 🤣🤣

@ofiosTINOS Рік тому

An icredible person. Nothing more to say. An incredible person. Big THANKS!

@bethbnolan Рік тому

Absolutely hilarious! My husband and I laughed the entire time.

@maximusaugustus6823 7 місяців тому

RIP Geechy, you will be missed :((

@robmc120 Рік тому

I remember Geechy Guy from Bob & Tom; i thought he was going to say the Aloha joke back when he included the Beatles in it. He's a lot more energetic now, it works! God bless!

@wildnature8773 Рік тому

I choked on my brownie when he said the joke about his brakes 😂😂😂😂😂

@happydays8171 Рік тому

Once you get used to his style of humor, I started smiling.

@markevan1 Рік тому

Why would you start smiling once I got used to it?

@themightysquid Рік тому

Oh man! My stomach aches! This guy kills!

@6strings735 Рік тому

Love the old school one-liners, enjoyed this so much! All the best to this dude.

@SecretSquirrelDunDun Рік тому

I love Geechy Guy! I'm so happy to see this pop up! Hilarious! My favorite

@TheWriterWalker Рік тому

Like Robert Mac, this man's humor is for the intellectual lover of humor. Brilliant.😂😂😂

@vernonpeirce2116 Рік тому

This cat has got it down! He's hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

@johnthomasmoulton8934 Рік тому

What time do you want the home, home? That one had me laughing.

@kavannahlight5378 Рік тому

I laughed so hard, he's one of a kind. A Dad joke expert. My eyes were tearing. Thank you from Naples Fl

@tonyrainbolt9388 Рік тому

I was in tears four minutes in! Great show. One of the best Dry Bar Comedies.

@MrRobertjparsons Рік тому

That Hoover vs Harley joke was amazing

@jans724 Рік тому

Never seen this guy before but he's great! Great jokes, timing, delivering, clean jokes and great self-distance. Will check to see if I find more!

@markevan1 Рік тому

Self-distance?

@Mikey669 Рік тому

I remember him from Starsearch in the 80s…he made it pretty far. “The other day, I caught a butterfly…it had a tattoo of Cher on its butt..” frickin genius..😂😂😂

@kidyubyub Рік тому

Geechy Guy has been around a long time, and I see he's still as funny!

@toshikotanaka3249 Рік тому

I watched the set and thought he was really good. As good as people I've watched on Network television or Netflicks. When you said he's been around a long time It makes me wonder about the randomness of life, like how some people just fall into good fortune and other people just as talented never make it.

@colonelstabby Рік тому

This guy is a LEGEND!!!

@stevegreenism Рік тому

Recently my mom passed away on Oct,23. My younger brother also passed on Dec, 11. I had been taking care of my mom for about 5 or 6 years and helping my brother (who was in a wheelchair for 13 years.) My mom passed from cancer and a bad heart. My brother passed from taking his life. I haven't had a lot to laugh at recently but thanks to Dry Bar Comedy I laugh every day. THANY YOU so much, Dry Bar. You and the comedians are GREAT. Much love to all of you.

@spankypopo 6 місяців тому

He’s hilarious! Remembered him on Star Search. He will be missed but never forgotten. RIP Geechy Guy! 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽❤️

@MrChipitout Рік тому

Mad love for this dude, he rocks!!

@Chesterton7 Рік тому

Geech is hilarious and great guy.

@FTWLiveMusicScene Місяць тому

RIP Big guy & thank you for all the laughs - be at peace sir

@pelvicthrustful Рік тому

I'm English...brilliant...they say comedy doesn't cross the pond. Just brilliant.

@BohemianBeatster Рік тому

This dude is out of control funny. So original. Love 'em.

@terrypeters6773 5 місяців тому

One of the best comedians I have seen!! Sorry to hear he passed away.😢

@AmazingPhilippines1 Рік тому

Pleasant funny surprise! Thanks!

@jerryrichardson2799 Рік тому

This guy has been around for like thirty years, he's really good.

@HIM-lk6of Рік тому

Pretty funny set. Laughed all the way through.

@jakeblues5854 4 місяці тому

The dry bar never failed,,, watched tghis clip several times still fing it funny

@dea9273 Рік тому

Omg, HELLA-FUNNY!!! I'm still giggling! Excellent!

@gsdfan8455 Рік тому

I’ve been a long time fan of the Geech, great to see a whole special. Thanks Dry Bar

@cliffords.8341 Рік тому

I can't remember when was the last time I laughed this much. Need to see more.

@mini14head Рік тому

This Guys a Comedy Rockstar! Hillarious!!!

@chapter4444 Рік тому

" I had an appointment to see my Psychic but she called me and told me I wouldn't be able to make it" 🤣

@rossmacintosh5652 Рік тому

That was a good one. I once overheard a couple of buskers setting up for the day. The one who was a soothsayer asked the other if it was going to rain and he answered her "shouldn't you already know?".

@EveHyland-in8jb9ti9y Рік тому

This guy's great. 👏👏👏 Thanks for the laughs my man, Blessings from across the pond, Scotland. 🙏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌹

@thopmsonsmith3256 Рік тому

Hello Dear How are you doing today?

@danielczarnecki2862 Рік тому

LMAO !!! Keep tickling them funny bones !!! Thanks a bunch !!!

@digitalpunkz 7 місяців тому

I've only just discovered him today.. Shocked to see the rip comments... This guy was hilarious. God bless you man🙏

@eddiep147 2 місяці тому

I just discovered him this week, a week after discovering Mitch Hedberg. Both amazing comedians and both gone way too soon!!!

@Rood67 Рік тому

I’ve laughed more at other comedians, but that’s because they tell easy jokes. I laughed harder at Geechy because the jokes were more thought provoking. Well done sir, we’ll done indeed.

@Frater_I.O. Рік тому

Classic Geechy Guy! I used to see him back in the 80's! Very funny guy!

@theappraiserlady 7 місяців тому

He is fantastic

@danield3471 Рік тому

Love his stile of comedy.

@Gloomsong Рік тому

He's good....and the audience's laughing is kinda contagious:)

@avpowerstn1 11 місяців тому

I seen this guy on a cruise ship over 10 years ago....I loved it.

@newyorknight Рік тому

Gotta love Geechy, he gives one liner KO's👍

@Vincent-ke5zn Рік тому

You're so funny my eyes are tearing up and my stomach still hurts from laughing 😃 😀 😄

@MidnightRain38 8 днів тому

R.I.P Geechy.when i needed a laugh i always looked up videos of you to watch.1 in a million comedian

@ciretose2 Рік тому

I remember seeing this guy 30 years ago on Comic Strip Live which aired Saturday nights on Fox.

@u2nice3079 7 місяців тому

R.I.P. He and Mitch H.....

@OrangeSunshine15 Рік тому

he's really good. Best 21 mins of my day so far. Thanks

@danielhall6924 Рік тому

MIchael, Good to see you making people laugh. I remember listening to you saying your ABC's forward and backwards. You do have a gift. God Bless You !!!

@DaDitka Рік тому

I have never heard of this guy until just now. I'm halfway through this and I have to stop, because of I don't, the soup I am eating will be all over the floor from me spitting it out. This is a RIOT!!! Thank you, thank you for sharing this.